/haha/ i hate myselfstalking for prey (posses to kiss)editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84020117/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/Habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/posshouse: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
you look like this
>>84027169yeah
>>84027169why are you so quick
>>84027169yeah kinda
>>84027169yep (im beautiful)
i want to have gay sex real bad help
>>84027333hello you have reached the haha technical boy service hotline how can we hahahelp
raccoon (skinny)
>>84027595i'll fatten him up
is it gay to think about dicks constantly
fatass raccy
>>84027702no!!!
i used to think about my dick constantly
>>84027715he looks nervous
>>84027715a fat racc is a happy racc
i need a boy to fix my wreck of a life
>>84027788ok*starts cleaning your room and throwing away everything you dont really really need*
guess whatdiet? started todayyep
>>84027849good work poss
>>84027210he skitters
>>84027471how can i put my penis in a boy or have a boy put his penis in me
>>84027951similar body type
>>84027957i want boy *bangs fists on table so hard i hurt myself ow*
>>84027951i have to have SEX with him even though im a bottom
>>84027905one coffee down 4 more to goi will go so many hours without eating anything and when i do eat, its gonna be one singular meal
>>84027957suspicious lack of bulge....
>>84027990he's just small
blud's bulge blind
>>84028069that's normal sizeyou guys are porn brained
>>84028076>>84028085my bulge is much larger than thatno you cant see
wasted my time doing something bad and doomscrolled the rest of the night awaythinking about poss
>>84027951sex with him
>>84028123something bad....tax fraud??
>>84028176got a blister trying to strum a guitar
just finished counting my monehwhat should i buy with $446 (in cash)?
>>84028230uhhhh..... bizza
>>84028230pay bills
>>84028230i agreee with the poss above, pay bills and then buy cabbages
>>84028211why is playing a guitar something bad
>>84028230deposit it and bbuy dog dildos
>>84028293im bad at it and i got a blister doing it
>>84028342play until you have callouses and cant get blisters
>>84028363...
should i sshave my head?
>>84028421stop getting so sloshed and no, obviously no
should i shave my ass
>>84028421i dompb?
why is haha pretty much the only good thread on trash anymore?
>>84027972me too!!!!!! look at the fucking wosser bulge!!!!!>>84027983me too but im a top so that isnt a problem!!!>>84027990bigger here>>84028146i feel the stolas obsession returning
easiest ball and ass hair removal method possgpt please answer
>>84028421no
>>84028252where to buy pizzer>>84028260>>84028273bills are paid. a little grocery shopping could be okay for me. whippin out the stacks at the mart.>>84028336no
>>84028490get a cool hat or a game then
>>84028482>im a tophello you will be my boy please put on the partial and the fishnets and the shirtless sleeves and the other things thank you
>>84028230save that shit
i have a lot of money actually several thos*starts getting punched and hit and slapped*
>>84028514UM UM UM UM *hides and supplies a better top who will kiss u and love u forever and stuff idk what boys are supposed to be like*
>>84027983Two bottoms can live happily together with zero bed issues while a relationship between two tops is dead on arrival
>>84027837but cant we sell these things for money
>>84028612*starts hitting you because you're a hoarder and i hate hate hate hate hate hate hoarders*
honest serious question, where should i go if i'm an extreme misanthrope and dont want to be a human and hate humans. . . but still want to socialize with people who feel the same way i do about things? it sounds retarded, i know it is, and i really wish i could live without and prefer not having any social outlet, but i still want to talk to people.
>>84028643wyoming
>>84028643umm i dont know ?? ai chatbot or here i guessor stop hating people
i want to have gay sex
>>84028643umm maybe r/misanthropy idk
>>84028639im not hoarding they are just gifts i never used ouch please stop it just feels bad to throw away things in good conditions
pinky ring looking like i took it off of saturn
>>840286434chan
>>84028693i dont ca *keeps hitting you* re no clutter no gifts no nothing the only thing in your bedroom will be your bed and desk and computer and nothing else
>>84027837>>84028736you gon get your ass beat touching my shit boy
it's so hard to design sexy alien species
>>84028792it's incredibly easy to design sexy alien species, if you dont make them look alien at all. i'm talking about the shitty humanoids that star trek is known for, and really a lot of popular scifi the aliens just look like people with some accessories tacked on and their skin painted blue.of course, if you have GOOD TASTE your aliens could be very alien, many legs, weird body shapes, maybe not even having a defined face at all, and people would still find them sexy. . .
. . . poss..
just make space furries
>>84028832call me basic but i think my standard for sexy alien is Garrus Masseffect i like to woss to him>>84028883i already have one space furry i can't have two
>>84028736i need you too
i want to cryi want to screambut i can only typethanks for being here haha
>>84028883need betelgusian ass
>>84029120you should really be a little more specific with your wishes, you might end up with hitchiker's guide to the galaxy betelgusians instead.
>>84028567why? cant both bottoms and tops do the same things together without one of the two being forced to top/bottom?
>>84029159i never read that book but okay bring it on i'm willing to eat their ass too
>>84028567they're not exclusive bottoms if they use their penis. this is false dickotomy
yeen of sheba
i've not visited the thread in several months it looks like it might be usable again
>>84029299welcome back poss
>>84029299hi
should i eet a treet
they should make a team sport that's just about hurting the people on the other teamsomething like team boxing or something
>>84029359isnt that just american football?
that could be wrestling if it was real
>>84029330ok
>>84029373the guys who made never meant???
>>84029373im talking no balls no bullshit just men and/or women trying to kill each otherlast team with players standing winsi think it'd be really popular because people dont care about balls they only want blood
>>84029387ok i'll do it
>>84029359there's those plate armor competitions where people beat each other up with blunted steel swords and axes
>>84029330 >>84029330no do 10 pushups instead >>84029399
>>84029410i wish i could walk around in armor
>>84029420sorry it's too lateim already being a little treeteeter
>>84029422actually i have some armor for you if you want*cages you*
>>84029422you could. people would definitely stare and not everyone would say nice things about you and you might even have the police call you but i don't think it's illegal to wear plate armorjust expensive
>>84029461have the police called on you*
>>84029471doggy
>>84029373american football is pretty fucking awful in terms of rates of concussions and brain damage and yadda yadda yadda, but at least they wear helmets and pretend it's ok. look at rugby if you really want to see idiots beating each other up, or hockey if you want to see canadians beating each other up.>>84029398i dont think we are quite there in the fall of rome era where they bring back actual gladiator matches, but i will say i'm kind of shocked this sort of thing hasn't come up yet in any major or even minor capacity. there's rekt liveleak stuff sure, and there's liveleak tier stuff involving fighting and muggings, but not a whole lot at all in the way of what you're describing.
>>84029539i thought american football and rugby were the same thing just with a different name like football and soccer for some reason...
>>84029560no, in the american one the players get guns, in rugby they merely get machetes
im killing myself now. goodbye
>>84029711see you tomorrow
>>84029711pleeeeeeeease PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE POSSSY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE YOU NO NO NO N O NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do i get more testonsterone
i never learned how to drive and i really should but i'm worried about the ever impending 50 dollars a gallon gas
>>84029994gas isnt that bad compared to all the other car costsstill, beats walking
>>84030090he's doing his part
>>84030065yeah but also driving scary
THERE IS AN ANUBISMON??
>>84030169the more you do it the less scary it gets
>>84030568chipmumk
>>84030605shes just a little baby :3
>>84030625what will she become when she grows up
>>84030688
>>84030757a baby :3
Hey poss did you bwushie wushie your teefs and fwoss? Don't nyahglect your dental hnnggine.
>>84030860god i
i need to be tfd into a furry girl
>>84030866i wouldnt want to be a human woman, not in a million billion years.but if were a feral absol.... with a cookie..... i wouldn't really be all that opposed.
