CYOA Refuge Thread - A thread for posting any and all CYOAs unpostable in /tg/'s /cyoag/ (and occasionally ones that aren't).Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83892514Alternative link:https://archived.moe/trash/83892514Worksafe threads:>>>/tg/cyoa/cyoag/'s CYOA archives and related resources:>https://rentry.co/cyoagIncludes - but is not limited to - a F.A.Q. section and the personal archives of a number of authors.>https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3An extensive Allsync archive that has both SFW and NSFW CYOAs.>https://infaera.neocities.org/Interactives list.If you're looking for a specific CYOA, it's suggested that you check those first.And remember: Postnumbers aren't for rolling. If the CYOA calls for rolling of any sort (or you just feel like leaving something up to fate), use random.org (or https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm, or physical dice, or something else that isn't your postnumber) to generate the number, and write it in the post with the rest of your build.In short: Do the rolling before you post, instead of observing the postnumber you get.
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RememberYou will never be a girl :)
wake up
>>84041509>a strong desire to remain connected to this worldWell, it's where I'm from after all>what circumstances you imagine allowing a loli to be a reigning queen in our world,Well, your honeymoon is a magical world, right? Maybe our empire can just reign there and connect back home via portals. Or maybe the palace could exist in both worlds, with doors to each. I think I just have to invent the portals or something. With the teleportation cosmic and inventing genius, it's surely doable.>I also do wonder how you would seek to balance mundanity and royaltyIt may be your profession to rule, but my will is that you live comfortably. Our people shall have wealth and comfort, but so too shall we, and we can live in comfort and happiness. As long as the administration is managed well then through the power of delegation we still have plenty of time to live a peaceful cute life.>would you promise to be someone I can relax aroundAlways>or would you be my most dependable subject capable at dealing with near impossible problems and helping secure prosperity for our peopleUh, yes definitely this too. At least, I can devise appropriate technology to solve problems, though without the solving genius I'll have to rely on my natural (good, but not magically so) problem solving.>I will be depending on you as my devoted and beloved wifeNothing would make me happier
>>84048292>>84049291STOPUSE DIFFERNT WORD TO BUMPI'M SICK OF SSEING IT
>>84047340>Not interested in being a woman, but I can make this fun at least.Body:>Mysterious: Choosing Adorably Tiny and Handsomly BoyishPursuer:>The BabysitterCurses:>Pure, Youth, Jump Start, Comfort, Effortless, Utopia, Mix and Match (Babysitter and Onee-San), and lastly, BFFS (Girly Girl and Genki)Blessings:>Pattable, Weak Spot (Neck), and EmploymentPrison:>Suburban DreamsTwist of Fate:>Another Place (Japan), Another Race (Mouse for myself, Fox for my partner)Trials: >The Drink, The Blizzard, and The FestivalSecret Weapons:>Massage, Service, HeatTorment:>Highschool Never Ends
>>84050067Arise.
>>84050067Remember :)
>>84050067...awaken my popstars?
sleep
>>84054678Chinese > Korean > JapaneseShame about no bare legs but that's workable.Playing a match of Starcraft 1 every day also isn't too much of a drawback.Having to fight 88 dudes every single day seems like way too much of a hassle though in terms of time investment and energy even it might be good exercise.
>>84054678>even in summerYou mean especially in summer.
>>84054678how is wearing pantyhose a 'drawback'?
>>84056756sweaty femboy feet i guess
>>84054678Femboys/Futa would be far less of a thing if young men where able to get pussy just as easily as their forefathers.Weak men create hard times. Hard times create desperate men...
>>84049291Grab a brush and put a little make-up?
>>84057118Young men would be able to more easily get pussy if they didn't get roped into stupid fascist meme ideologies so easily. You incels don't seem to understand that you are the problem, not society.
>>84057919Why do you bring fascism up so readily? Nobody really talks about any nations or races here.If anything, you're trying to preemptively suppress opposition in this discussion. No anon, YOU are the fascists.
You both need to stop dragging your political views up unprompted and jerk off instead.
>>84057919A well-adjusted adult on 4chan? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I curse moot everyday for listening to Epstein.
>>84056756Pantyhose is one of the stupidest things people wear. It: *provides no insulation or protection*has to be removed every time you go to the bathroom*tears if you look at it wrong*is impossible to repair*will keep ripping once damaged*shows any damage dramatically*won't stay up if you shave/wax your legsWomen who learn how to properly wear stockings and a garter belt almost never go back to pantyhose.
>>84058266Counterpoint: when I see a girl in them it makes my prick go up.
i prefer those stirrup thingies. Very nice.
I really like the soft loose socks that scrunch up in a pile around the ankles.
>>84054678I had a korean femboy waifu just like that except he made me play league with him everyday. 31 pretending to be 25 is terminal twink death its rough>Japanese femboy waifuYoungest, most racially superior (every asian culture rates themselves first and then japan), easily the best sounding language as well, and he commits murder every day while cross dressing! Japanese > Chinese > Korean
>>84060314>made me play leagueMy condolences.
>>84060499Well, not like he didn't deserve it.
Remember rememberYou will never be a girl:)
RememberYou will never cum inside a girl :)
>>84064044My pullout game strong af
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>>84058051>>84057919fascism isn't about ethnicity or race, it's about an authoritarian capitalist government that demands loyalty from citizens even when that loyalty comes at massive expense to the citizens, using powerful corporations as stooges that fight for scraps because at least they're not at the bottom of the heapyou may be mixing it up with nazism, which is an authoritarian socialist government that demands racial and ethnic purity and will trample and kill anyone outside of the preferred race and ethnicity while giving benefits to the prefered onesto make this easier to understand, if you want to know what modern fascism looks like just think of america, and if you want to know what modern nazism looks like, just think of israel (funny how that works out, but zionism fits the definition of nazism 100%)
>>84065866>fascism... it's about an authoritarian capitalist governmentnot really, fascism's economy is centrally planned, so by its very nature is anti-capitalist>nazism... socialist governmentsocialist in name only, to enrage the communists that the NSDAP were competing with during 20's & 30's, same with the vivid red of the flag
>>84057118>Futa would be far less of a thingFuta isn't a thing. it's fictional.
>>84066274no, the reliance on corporations that compete with each other does make fascism capitalist, and the endless free gibs does make nazism socialist
>>84066277what about hermaphrodites?
RememberYou will never be a fascist :)
>>84066338if you want to jack it to slugs, sure.
>>84066437>if you want to jack it to slugs, sure.slug bros...
>>84066437I saw a really cute slug girl doujin once where she's riding the guy and he grabs something trying to get her to stop and unknowingly is jerking off her slug neck penis, so she ends up even more enamored with him.
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>>84067161woah
Tell me about your cyoa guilty pleasures.
>>84070021I like taking options that make it so I can breed anything and that attract monsters to me, but still actively avoid trying to get bred.
>>84070409Is it a happy accident if you end up getting bred, or do you still hate it?
>>84070825Depends if I like the monster. It's a guilty pleasure but I don't go far enough to want it to be with something outright gross or stupid.
>>84070021I don't feel guilty about my pleasure because I'm not a raped altar boy. That said, if there was a catholic church cyoa, my build would definitely be raped altar boy.
>>84064546>>84064556Man this just got darker and darker and more depressing the more I read.
>>84071606There was going to be a lighter yuri romance vampire CYOA but, you know.
>>84071126I mean, I like the same-y reddit-y "the world has become a video game, here's a bunch of powers and 10 waifus to fuck" cyoas. I think I should feel guilty about that.
>>84071941>yuri romance vampireSo it's okay for women to live a happy unlife with each other but men don't get any options and are always forced into a bad end, huh. And BTG says he doesn't hate men.
>>84071941See this one is actually kinda hard for me to do because I've had a bit of a fear for vampires since I was a kid. Even trying to make the best of it as I can, it feels like putting a hole in my stomach if I actually had to live with the choices.
>>84072005What do you actually find scary about vampires? I would understand a nosferatu situation, but here they're all cute girls. I can't be scared of a cute girl. Especially not when she wants to fuck me and I want to fuck her.
>>84072001Stop being a fucking bigot
>>84072032It's more of an irrational fear. When I was young I wanted a scarf and wore hoodies a lot because it let me cover my neck. My neck is sensitive in general, and back then it freaked me out to an extreme level to have it touched. I'm a lot better now, including toward vampires, but the prompt still kinda puts a pit in my stomach trying to interact with it. I get the idea, obvi, but the use of the price and sting especially make me hesitate and look at it far less as something to accept and not constantly fight against.>>84071941>>84072005Like, this is probably the best case scenario for me:>>84064546>The MistressThe Waverer, Doter, Lover or Knight are the best options for me. Ultimately the Waverer seems like the best option. Neither of us want to be in this position, but we effectely need one another to survive.>The MercyFleshcrafting (May as well take it so I look and fit my ideal self.)>The BiteTingly, Disassociating, Safe, Afterglow, and Calming>The StingConfused, Weak, and Lingering>The PriceWeakened, Love and Pliant>Your FateFreedom
Any updates on that cow cyoa anon was making?
>>84072230>Irrational fear because of sensitive neckThat's hot. I want a hot vampire to tease your neck with her tongue and teeth and her hot breath and make you squirm.
>>84072236Nope.I await patiently for his return.
>>84072482>vampire >undead>hot breathFake necrophliac
>>84064546horny buildMistress: temptress for sexy times, matriarch for clout and protectionMercy: sharing is caring (+matriarch), fleshcraftingBite: erotic, intimate, safe, afterglow, relievingSting: confused, exhausted, weakPrice: dependent, night person, loveFate: oblivion. I'd choose freedom if I had a guarantee the matriarch would provide me with material wealth to live out the rest of my time in comfort. getting dropped back into society after ## years as a bloodbag with nothing would be a fate worse than death.for an ambitious build, I'd take the knight instead of the temptress and other non-horny benign options. work towards getting the matriarch to support the knight's cause, throw in a few non-vampires into the mix with the goal of making the world a better place
>>84072851It's Summer.
>>84073017If the cavernous chambers of her manor aren't cold in summer I may as well just kill myself.
>>84070021I like interactives and hidden options. I appreciate the convenience of the former and enjoy discovering the latter. I completely understand people's complaints about both, though.Also sometimes I take points for options I already have in real life.
How's your posture, anon?
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>>84074615my posture has been very straight since i just started lying down in my bed with my laptop
>>84074615Terrible, to be honest. I sit like a damn gargoyle half the time.
>>84072001>And BTG says he doesn't hate men.I don't recall saying that.
anyone have the link to the 2 of the sissy/porno island interactive cyoasone being the one that got censored, the othe being the uncensored version? I think the censored one got stupidly long while the uncensored one still has all the degenerate choices I think with images.
>>84072851I remember being autistic on the internet back in the day about how Buffy makes a plot point of Angel being unable to do CPR because vampires don't breathe and yet they're constantly shown smoking throughout the show. Angel even has the scene where he bites a woman just after she inhales and smokes it out of her neck just next season!
>>84078815If vampires can talk they need to be actively inhaling and exhaling air to do it. They might not need to breathe but they still should have working muscles to draw air in and out of their lungs.
>>84074615The metal under my chair cracked recently and now it flexes back when locked... So not good.
>>84074615I'm always at a rested sitting position because I use my fat gut as a platform for my keyboard. Skinny guys have to lean forward to type lol lmao
>>84080360Professional Fat
>>84080360I achieve the same effect without being fat and using a lap table
>>84078007If you don't hate men then tell us which one of these men you like?>>84054678
>>84083188I feel like I actually do recall BTG mentioning that he isn't fond of femboys.
>>84083941He had that whole convention WIP, and I'm pretty sure that the first femboy dlc for BTG cyoa was done by him, at least i remember it predates releasing the frames. I personally think he is a femboy enjoyer but won't admit it so he tries to only make gay girl cyoas now.
>>84083941>>84084279I like traps just fine, it's futas I'm not a fan of.
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>>84086430RememberYou are still an insufferable faggot :)
>>84087863RememberYour tears are delicious :)
RememberYou're brown and Rosanon lives rent free in your head.
RememberNothing stops you from peeling a lemon like an orange
>>84090275I think you may have a slight obsession. Either with the bumpfag or rosanon.Or both.Oh, what if bumpfag IS rosanon?? That'd be a funny development.
>>84089037RememberYour ego is even gayer than you are :)
Post cyoas instead of melting down.
>>84091454>Post cyoasMost people fail at this part, desu.
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>>84093578Thank God.
RememberYou will always be a furry :)
>>84096181Spiny Shell, Star, Coin. Use Star on an EV so I don't have to worry about the battery kicking it and needing replacement, and then live off the coin with my true love.Surprisingly comfy result, given the source material is a font of incoherent rage.
>>84078927To be fair, very few vampire books/movies/shows actually think through the mechanics of how vampirism would have to work. For example, I think only Anne Rice caught the detail about how a new vampire would have a body full of food and excrement that would have to be expelled.Then again, there are probably issues the average person doesn't want to think about in their entertainment. They want the gothic romance of being a vampire, not scenes of nightmarish diarrhea and power vomitting.And that isn't confined to vampires, either. Have you ever stumbled across the discussions of how the biology of klyn'tar symbiotes (like Venom) would have to work? If not, you don't want to. Just enjoy your escapist fantasy of being a brain-eating antihero
>>84060086Cute anon
>>84098225I mean, half this shit boils down to pure magic in the first place. It's not like there premise has to be perfectly coherent to physics and biology to be fun.
>>84101123NTA but there is nothing fun about poorly thought out lore. A consistent and plausible explanation will always be more interesting than "it's just magic who cares lol"
>>84101189Consistency is one thing, but stuff like 'the food has to go somewhere so it's shittin' time' is just nonsense. It could just as easily be absorbed by the body during transformation as require being expelled. Extraterrestrial parasites don't have to be body horror. Etc. You can choose for that to be the case, but it doesn't have to be and there's no reason beyond author preference to do so.The point is that the explanation doesn't require grounding in messy real-world details when it's an impossible real-world phenomenon, not that good worldbuilding is a waste of time.
>>84101318>Extraterrestrial parasites don't have to be body horror.To be fair, sometimes the body horror is the hot part.
>>84101387If the vampire hunter plugs up a newly turned human thus preventing a vampire transformation then the piss and shit thing is lore that is actionable and thus warranted, otherwise it is just gratuitous.
>>84074704>>84074900>>84075775>>84080039>>84080360Your slovenly, unhealthy appearances have been noted. Don't fret, sweet anons, corsets and posture lessons await you~
>>84101481You can take the anon away from the shrimp, but you can never take the shrimp out of the anon.
>>84101481Anons need ergonomic computer chairs.
>>84103874More thorough solutions should be considered
>>84104212pic got eaten :(
>>84104228apparently it actually works and someone got their back fixed like that
cyoag is having a new epoc of fresh authors revitalising the general, what does cyoar have now? still your one and only author BTG? Sad... you guys never recovbered after harahel
>>84106493How about you make some OC huh?
>>84106638I am
>>84105035Of course it works, and imagine how much more effective it will be when combined with the corset! Squeezed inside and out, you'll have no choice but to sit up like a concert pianist!
>>84106493It's amazing to me that some butthurt whoever told you guys that we only have BTG and he produces CYOA on a factory production line years ago and you all believed it and still come here and say that shit completely unironically.
>>84106908The OP post is a BTG cyoathe second (actual) cyoa after that is a BTG cyoaThere is another BTG cyoa 2 cyoas after thatLmao, there are almost more BTG cyoas in this thread than any other author's cyoa
>>84107005>You guys post old CYOAs!Okay? That's not what you originally claimed btw.
>>84093578RememberYou will always be choking on dicks while thinking you are not gay :)
>>84102414Anon has a shrimp between his legs... oh my!
>>84106493Um, excuse me, BTG doesn't make anything any more. Our only author is Tim now. Please update your bait accordingly.
>>84108376Tim is basically BTG anyway
>>84108458Hey, I like transformation and he likes body swap, they're totally different fetishes.
>>84108458I've never seen anyone accuse Tim of a misery fetish, even his meanest CYOAs let you live pretty well as long as you're vibing with the fetishes.
>>84108458Bodyswap Tim Guy?
>>84107524CUTE!
>>84104228If I had a magic wand this would be how all seats work.
>>84110713Better use your magic wand to make it clean and safe while you're at it.
>>84111817That's true, I'd also slightly normalfy it so no one questions why its that way while still noticing how sexual it is.
>>84108376Tim is washed, his last two cyoas sucked
>>84112833Only his last two?
>>84112833I didn't wash...
>>84114841Ew. Go take a shower, stinky.
>>84114881No. Women are into strong musk. This increases my chances at having a girlfriend and assert my dominance over your nostrils.
https://imgchest.com/p/a846a6z27xjPosting this before I post the interactive version I've been working on
RememberYou will never be a Hobbit :)
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>>84115817https://irontiger.nekoweb.org/Cursed/I know this board hates interactive, but I think this turned out pretty well
>>84117132wow, I like it. one of my all time favorite cyoa's
