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Gay lizards
>>84067951Hot
I want to have sexual relations with animal people.
the amazing digital bussy
>>84072374>the ackmazing dilation circusWhat a awful ending possibly worse than the goys
Yiggers tongue my anus
>>84065754>Drink all the water in the pool
Meanwhile, in New Zealand...
I ate my own cum and didn’t like it
>>84075147Save more of it for your boyfriend, then
>>84075147Eat less salty food and more sweet fruits like pineapple
>>84075001Damn even Rals is cucking me in that game...
Making your anthro bf wear human deodorant!>He HATES it
>>84077558>"If you aren't going to wear deodorant, then fine! But you're taking a bath or shower! Right now! And EVERY day!">"N-NO! RRRRRRRRRRRR-"
>Told my leopard friend it's Spot Inspection Day, and that he needs to undress so I can make sure all of his spots are normal>He actually believed me
Favorite media with this?
>>84083438Skyrim with 10+ gigabytes of mods
>>84083438Rimworld with 10+ gigabytes of mods
>tfw no big goofy frat boy dobie to do bro stuff with>>84083438I'm trying to git gud at AI RP
Who would his husbando be?
>>84083438My diary desu.
>>84086628>dobermann angry gay sex didn't continue after hazing
>>84088025Someone like Devin, probably.
>>84085507Where get those furry bussy for me to sex mods
jock and frat boy anthros are so. fucking. hot.>>84085256I 'member using SpaceSniffer on my younger bro's pc to clean up some storage and found out he had like 10 gigs in Skyrim porn modshe later told me he got a yordle fetish, so I guess you could technically consider him a furry too
Fatass shortstacks.....
>>84093468Ralsei being lean under those robes is my headcanon
>anon's tiger buddy pushes him into getting a higher end gym membership, specifically for the pool>what anon sees after doing laps
>>84085507>remembers rimworld in-game graphics...how?
>>84097765Nature (and pixel art, uuuuh, find a way
>>84096586>He enjoys silently swimming behind you and then grabbing you when you least expect it>"Haha, sorry, just my hunting instincts! Couldn't help myself!"
Post your rarest anthro bfs
would you consider Gilgamesh and Enkidu to be ancient hmoma?
>>84097765The same way someone can enjoy fan fiction writing with no accompanying image, they use their imagination to fill the gaps.
>>84101329YesSo is Hercules and the Nemean Lion>But that isn't even remotely what that myth is about-TRUST me
>>84096586>>84098541need tiger bro to do fun stuff with. in and outside of the bedroom.
>Be me>Yeen>Human fwiend invites me to something called a "Barbie Q">Cool!>What the fuck is that?>It's a social gathering done by humans in the summer where they eat a whole fuck ton of MEAT>Holy SHIT this sounds GREAT>Get there, he pulls out the meats>There's so much, oh my god, I can't wait to dig in->He slathers it with a million overpowering spices and then burns it to shit on the grill>Can't taste any of the natural flavors through the spices and char>O-oh...>And he invited that stupid fucking lion from down the street who kept hogging his attention the whole time
how the fuck did yeens become my favorite species in like 2 months>>84108054moar
>>84108174Yeens are simply the best.
>>84108054>both the lion and yeen hate the food but go anyway to wrestle the human away from each other
>>84108174Why he’s looking like the most breedable thing at this moment like something in my brain make click
>>84108054>>84108174Yeens are the cute boyfriends of human men
>>84108333I think it might be like a taming fetish?hyenas are notoriously wild animals
>>84108174Submissive boys and dominant girls
>>84108813dominant yeens are cool too but the more scruffier, more boyish ones are something else tbqhwu
>>84108174>>84108054>Decide that i'm going to have my OWN Barbie Q and this time i'll show Anon how a real yeen eats his meats>Think if i'm lucky maybe i'll even get to do the innuendo meaning of eating meats hehe haha>And that stupid fucking lion is NOT invited>Get the best cut of zebra leg I can find on the black market>Lovingly marinade it in its own blood>Allow it to pickle nicely>Almost can't stop myself from eating it before Anon arrives>But finally, with great pride and wearing a kiss the cook apron, present it to my human friend>He looks kind of unsure>But I assure him, this is only the finest hyena recipe, trusted by our kind for untold millenia>And that it's a special honor to have him try it>He cautiously takes a bite as I hold my breath, eyes twinkling in anticipation of a rapturous response>...>He throws up>Somehow the lion has appeared accross the backyard fence and says "Oh no, neighbor! Didn't you know humans don't eat raw meat like we do?!">No...>NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO...!
Speaking of barbecue, do you think my plan to slather myself in barbecue sauce and run through the local woods that's rumored to have werewolves in it nude to attract a boyfriend will work?
The worst part about liking certain anthros is how dirty artists will do them. Why are bears almost always disgusting fatties or bara? I want to see handsome men, not a 50 year old trucker body.
>>84110816Depends on if they go for sausage.>>84110949Personally I'm okay with either but I do understand how frustrating it is to find art that doesn't fall into that stereotype for certain species.
>>84110949That’s why I mostly stick with Chunie’s art. They draw what I like to call “anthro hunks.”
>>84110949>Femboyifies your polar bears
>>84109123>Decide that I can't let it end like this>Do extensive research into human culinary tastes>It's hard because they eat literally everything, and will do insane, unhinged things like put fruit on pizza (???) and seemingly even enjoy it>The 'human safe' minimum temperature for steak is 63 C?>This time, i'll cook it to far beyond that!>Look up the most popular things to eat meat with for humans>... 'ketchup'?>It's all coming together>Spend all weekend practicing cooking the extra-well-done-steak-with-ketchup-just-for-Anon>I... don't get why humans would like this...>BUT, if it's for him, i'll eat anything...!>Finally the day comes>Anon seems kind of nervous, and I feel embarrassed about how last time turned out>AND I feel nervous as he takes the first bite>...>He doesn't really react much>"Hey, so uh...">OH NO HE HATES IT->"It's a lot better than last time! I really appreciate the effort you put in to accommodate our differences!">AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE->"S-so, uh, I was wondering if next time we can both cut out the cooking part, and instead just, u-uh, g-go out and just get a bite to eat together instead?">Oh>FUCK>YES!!!>"R-really?! Haha, g-great...!">...>"So, uh, would you get offended if I maybe don't finish all of this?"
Did you know that if you eat polar bear meat, you will die of hypervitaminosis A?Fortunately, this won't happen if you just eat their ass instead
>>84110949my tastes are super niche i like femboys that got lean muscle instead of draw girl call boy
>>84111119
>>84111613Big ass cat still wants milk
>>84110949100% agree on the bear thing>>84111055but sticking to just one artist because they draw all species in athletic bodies is just as crazy
>>84111300what would happen if bear eats (you)?or, even better, if you just creampie that tight, breedable bear butt instead?
>>84114141>what would happen if the bear eats (you)either you orgasm from a good tonguing.. or you're spending the night in their stomach (which should be safe... furry physics, right?)
>>84114141is that a bear face in the large beam of the headlight? AI is making me feel schizophrenic
>>84114141Another option. You eat the bear’s ass. Everyone wins.
>>84115050Clanker pics are ok at best and get worse when you notice the fuckups it makes like that
>>84115241I have this kind of physique and think its gross to find attractive and I would rather fuck a cute anthro twink
>this is a real statuewhat the hell
>>84115588>88It's western culture anon. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for anthro males.
>>84109115Fuuuck he’s training himself for the way I’m gonna ride him.
>>84115050that's just the reflection of the onlooker
>>84109115>watching parkour civilization with your furbro>he whips out his dick and starts jerking it>refuses to explain why
>>84108054>>84108574>>84109123>>84111265>>84108174>>84109115yeens are cute, especially the slender and shy ones. they come from matriarchal and often abusive families, so they're naturally submissive. if you give a young male yeen honest affection and make him feel safe and loved, he will fall for you and do absolutely everything to make you happy. he's like a blank canvas at that point, you can shape him in any way you want to create your dream bf.
When you think about it, polar bears losing their habitat is all the fault of global warming, and thus humans,Basically what i'm trying to say is that (you) owe polar bears sex and also free room and board
