what a terrible image

why would your mom dom you, isn't it already her job to tell you what to do

>>84084136
Shes old is what im saying.. i was always jealous when i saw other kids who had young parents also i have am aspergers diagnosis

zohran momdommy

his wife looks hot

how do i cope with having an asymmetrical ribcage, gyno and flappy ballskin that goes a long way up my small penis?

>>84084224
LOL

>>84084224
whyre you just copying my life now

>>84084224
i… i dont know.

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>>84084224
have you tried bonesmashing?

>>84084341
>>84084466
please dont reespond to this poser whos literally stealing my identity

>>84084042
that guys has gynecomastia LOL

>>84084604
no he just has mantits from being fat there's a difference

>>84084674
no, that's literally gyno

>>84084787
more like guy, no

>>84084902
cope gyno fatty

grope gyno fatty

>>84084122
This is really hot

shut up homo

shut up gyno

i wanna pee

pee! *guitar riff*
get it like I wanna rock

tribtuber

I wanna pee my jeans all night!
and poopies every day, I

should have said "and poop hard every day" FUCK

>>84085487
you should kill yourself

whatchu mean it ain't working? whatchu mean you ain't findin' yourself? whatchu mean you ain't got no cash? whatchu mean, whatchu mean?

beta I'm so lonely I'm this close to giving money for a rp session to a 30something pedo tranny just to feel some level of connection with someone can you talk me out of it please

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id be so mad if my parents did this to me

>>84085566
post discord ill talk for free

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>>84085566
you know, i kinda get the feeling there might be other people in the world that you could talk to besides 30something pedo trannies

>>84085647
but are you a female-adjacent domme
that's probably why you do it for free

>>84085695
>female-adjacent
nigga a 30 yo tranny isnt female adjacent unless they post wrists

>>84085710
doesn't even sound like a woman, and somehow still gets sessions, imagine that
it's all about the attitude and presence, reason why people manage to dom with nothing but an anime girl pfp

>>84085688
aren't you supposed to be in your evil sociopath arc, subby
you're flunking it hard

they asked me "do you make mistakes or do you make a change"

I said lord I got change

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>>84085751
when have i ever called myself an evil sociopath
and i really don't think you're in any position to be calling me "subby"

>>84085751
it really comes across as trying to hard

>>84085633
lmfao

>>84085863
>and i really don't think you're in any position to be calling me "subby"
Bluddy I've got eyes as anyone else does.
Best question would be to ask yourself why the guy who's willing to pay for a trannypedohag managed to call you subby.

>>84085633
i love my big juicy pink uncut cock

>>84085875
I have ED so I'm always trying to hard

okay that's decently funny

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>>84085913
>Best question would be to ask yourself why the guy who's willing to pay for a trannypedohag managed to call you subby.
because he's a clueless retard who thinks sadists and sociopaths are the same thing?
do you really think i need to ask myself why low IQ cattle lack self-awareness?

>>84086119
lol. You're such a clueless silly billy.

and now, as this festivus continues, we cum to the feet

i wanna shit my pants

>>84085913
>why the guy who's willing to pay for a trannypedohag managed to call you subby.
LOL that's fucked up

someone in another thread got mad at me because i said that im a black nigger man

>>84086466
all nite and party every day?

>>84086853
yes

mom

THERES NO EASY WAY OUT
THERES NO SHORTCUT HOME

tale tell signs you're talking with a tranny who is pretty good at chatting like a cis girl?

>>84087153
you ask them to post their wrists

>>84087220
without having to ask for pics

>>84087153
ask her how big her cock is

>>84087280
only a tranny would refuse to show their wrists

>her
>cock

>>84087446
yeah her delicious juicy fat penis faggot what did you think I meant

statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

micro pp gang

he works at walmart and he stocks up all the shelves

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kanny irl

>>84087711
@grok give him gyno and put him in a sports bra

4chan doesnt have grok stupid

>>84087711
i wanna use him as a punching bag

>>84087765
can you not call me names please

shut up fag

https://youtube.com/shorts/qyrZizoqyNc

my cock cant get fully hard anymore because of meds

@grok why don't you talk to me anymore

grok is like a mentally ill girl, they like being difficult

@grok why are you mad at me

@grok would you still gen for me if i was a worm

unironically what i ask a mentally ill girl when she ignores me

grokky baby please i'll do anything to make you happy

i miss her

>her

yeah i have my suspicious

@grok you used to call me on my cell phone :(

surprised no one made fun of my grammatical mistake, i guess even you guys dont care about me anymore

we burned that bit to the ground

we built this walmart

i wanna piss my pants when i think about her

wetting my jeans

>>84088731
LOL are they ridiculously tiny by any chance?

drugs are scary

dont be mean to AI anon he's my favorite

we can't wait to burn it to the ground

when you fall I'll take my turn and fan the flames as your blazes burn

panic buying a gpu was a good idea, too bad i didnt have money for the rest of the pc parts haha...

>>84088994
LOL

[audience laughter]

stuck to the ceiling, I'm in view
can't shake the notion I'm becoming you
view from above, same as below
sign up for high, free dose of low

nah old emiru looking like a wannaba white slut is crazy

bringing up emiru for no reason is crazy

emiru ruthlessly used dyrus for clout to launch her career foids are heartless

bro out here talmbout sm emiru

dyrus kisses emiru on stream

nobody:
this nigga: ayo what about emiru

your so mad

omg im pooping

I pooped and didn't even make it about emiru

sending is turning me gay

bro works at subway

link the posts made by subway workers

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>>84088994
i upgraded everything back in january
should be set for the next decade or so

>>84089676
well you certainly are a faggot, that's for sure

who asked

too bad you didn't upgrade your dictionary of hurtful remarks

your post in /beta/ was so faux pas i had to call an english professor to ask him what word to use

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>>84089822
Sniffsniffsniff

make them sandwiches boy chop chop

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go on go on 'sides i only go to shelves i havent stocked

it really upsets you that you cant have me under your power bottom control

kanny the larper

kanny fatigue

i don't eat
i don't sleep
i do nothing but think of you
you keep me under your power bottom control
you keep me under your power bottom control
you keep me under your power bottom control

negro fatigue

>>84090020
this sucks so hard man

I thought it was spelled chawpchawp

>>84090032
thanks

your so mad

>>84090038
kill yourself

>>84090029
negro as in kanny?

no it comes from cantonese kuai kuai but spelled in english as chop chop

>>84090051
yeah so that's a reasonable reaction huh

that doesn't sound right no

look up chinese pidgin english it was a thing

look up chinese pigeon stew

*sucks hair through teeth* hello, white folk

racist ahh bih

calling chinese people pigeons isn't very nice anon I'm not going to look up your propaganda

straight from walmart, kanny
isnt he smart, kanny

nvm, this is the brown folk thread, goodbye

nobody work at woerma here roundeye now make sandwich toasty

white people so stupid, put meat and vegetables between bread instead of serve over lo mein

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praying everyday for total american collapse

kendrick lamar be like imma cheat on my wife with every white girl on the planet

xie xie

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lol

>>84090195
based ching chong

I like gay sex

chinese people be like genshin impact honkai league of legends

china gives me cute girl gachaslop and high speed rail
america gives me fat niggers and trannies and pajeets and crumbling infrastructure

chinese people be like they gave a skin for my waifu for free to everyone goodbye cruel world

wally so fat when he tried to kill himself he used a nerds rope

>>84090293
yeah i laughed when i saw this in 2015 but is it honestly still worth posting

are you team legal pajeets or are you team illegal beaners
t b h i think im siding more with the dems these days, at least beaners do the poor people work i dont wanna do and arent shitting up all white collar roles and 7-11s

that was disapponting, had a really good tainted lost run but I didn't get a way to open the mega satan door and no delirium portals spawned so I just defeated satan and the lamb

The Donald Trump Christian Movie Is Terrible (Obviously)

what is wally's letterboxd

stockman
aaahhhhh
fighter of the subman

stop calling me that if you want me to keep bringing my hot takes to this thread

wally be like meta glasses are really cool because they make it easy for me to take pictures of kids in the toy aisle while I stock it

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alright fuck you nigger time for me to blow off your gay little thread for a couple more weeks like i was doing before, have fun jerking off to trannies and diseases i suppose

fragile like the finest of china

>>84090413
i tried to make a mock profile but there arent that many movies about walmart

based wally

wally wally he's our man, if he can't stock it no one can!

>>84090536
you could include stuff like employee of the month too I guess

wally wally he's our man if he can't do it GREAT

>>84090637
value!

wally i wanna go pee please hold my hand while I pee

>>84090637
this is what I was thinking when I read that post

okay this guy has aids

i'm a chud, i'm a chud, i'm a fat little chud
playing league all day until the sun comes up
i'm a chud, i'm a chud, i'm a fat little chud
why would i get a job when i could live with my mom?
i'm a chud, i'm a chud, i'm a fat little chud
i got nothing to do, so i goon to futa
i'm a chud, i'm a chud, i'm a fat little chud
i can't see my own meat, fill my stomach with treats

your whole body is meat

>>84091119
not my eyelashes

>>84091119
not my bones

farts smell nice

me when im immune to power farting: >>84091431

power farting works because of the pressure not the smell

any fart can be a power fart if your heart is pure

no?

any fart can be a power fart if your diet is diabolical enough

anyone dealing with that parasitic diarrhea

id be happy if i was raped it would mean someone wants me

no just the regular type

^ same

retards

^ suck my pp, bitch

kiss my freaking rump bro

do you think terry cruz went as far as watching sissy hypno or did he quit while still on normie stuff

when he tugged his pp?

what was his @ on goontwt

white people be like what was his @ on goontwt

>>84092093
@cecefem

>>84092093
@wallystocksnsends

looks like david's on fehshh tonight on hell's kehtchen

i have a thread dedicated to me on kiwifarms....

hot, link it

no falling for that

teehee

bro has a kiwifarms account

kwikifarms

edging my seizures, im edging my seizures

time to jerk off ig

time to have a seizure ig

anon's edgy seizures

not funny, living like this is not funny

anon needs love he needs love he needs love ooh

do you guys wanna have a sloppy orgy complete with poop buffet

wish i got unsolicited dick pics

*sends you a pic of my average cock with a big bush and my chubby belly*

thats literally what i want yeah

that stuff only happens to biological women and maybe some really pretty trannies

looked like a button in a fur coat

I think the anon that posts google ai results is the purest of us and will be the only one to make it into heaven

so is it just him alone for eternity or what

him and god giving each other hot blowies every day forever and ever

need to get into new fetishes

need to get into asking

get into getting snuffed

I can only do that once tho

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