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4chan's collective RWBY AU! You're welcome to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images with us!

Rules:
>1. Worship Scarlet
>2. Read the Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/8MjgAFYQ
>3. Beware trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords
>4. No bitching about other ships
>5. Regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General
>6. Have fun!

General Greentexts: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/923xfr3g94zeq/SV_Greens
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Tiermakers: https://tiermaker.com/user/16270573
Active Scarletverse Fics:
>RWBY: Seeds of Hope, Sins of the Past
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49690543
https://fanfiction.net/s/14272205
>Fuchsia Petals on Phantom Wings
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54970447
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14324341/1/Fuchsia-Petals-on-Phantom-Wings
>Bleeding Hearts
https://archiveofourown.org/works/70940661
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14508496/1/Bleeding-Hearts


Previous Thread: >>84031821

RWBY General Thread: >>84131172
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Bnuuy!
I finally found a spot where my data isn't banned
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>>84146278
I tried to draw robot blitz on my break
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>>84151959
NICEU
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>got the flu like a motherfucker a couple days ago
Who gets sick constantly? And how do they deal with it?
I personally think Liz cause T1D and she probably is miserable throughout
>>84152022
Thanks! Robots are really fun
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Half the fun with robots (or at least, the ones that are visibly mechanical) is that you can kinda cheat a bit with stuff like joints and ect via giving them actual joints. That becomes even easier if you have an articulated figure (or just a really autistic knowledge of how toys are made) on hand as a point of reference.
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>>84152393
1,000% that's one of the nicest parts. It basically means that to a certain degree you can kinda phone some stuff in, and you can get extra funky without worrying too much about practicality. Honestly i should do a study of toys/action figures for that very reason, could provide some good ideas/knowledge
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>>84152393
the other half is that you can fuck them
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Giving Queen Olwen her royal massage
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>>84152614
Holy fuck
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>>84151656
loving these
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Robo-Cow
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>>84153775
CUTE
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>>84152614
Sexy. If only our queen had curves like that.
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>>84153841
Olwen's dignified, noble flat chest!
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>>84154124
>Flat
Absolutely not! The queen is busty!
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>>84154124
>>84154276
You are both wrong!
Queen Olwen’s chest is MODEST
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>>84154466
Medium is premium
Modest is honest
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>>84154466
>>84154700
High B cup to Low C cup
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Belka-bot
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>>84156083
Tits looking fuckable
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Goose footjob
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>>84157738
She looks more like Belka to me on account of the ponytail
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Throwback to Christmas smut I found while clearing up my storage
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SV breast envy
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>>84158775
Boob envy is always based
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Rooster!
What's her team's deal?
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I've been here nearly half a year now and you assholes never told me this project had original music and SONGS?????
Why the fuck is this tucked away in a pastebin?
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>>84162633
Rule 2, read the Pastebin
But yea we have songs. I wonder how many of them are preserved though since Catbox is doing away with idle uploads— I think someone said they've got the songs saved though
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>>84158645
Old but gold
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>>84162633
We don't get music anymore
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And that's a good thing
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>>84162633
It's in the Pastebin since we didn't want the OP to be too bloated
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>>84166025
>Lao's needed in space because they found an alien baddie to add to his collection
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>>84166497
Lmao accurate
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>>84166497
>>84166635
>the monkey's paw curls
>the baddie is an eldar
Could Lao survive it?
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>>84167268
Long as it isn't a Drukhari I think he'll be alright
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>>84167289
Pretty much lol
Even then, just convert her to Ynnead, it gets Slannesh to fuck off from licking their souls to death like a tootsie pop
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I'd like to think that the modern Vytal Tournament of SV works kinda like the World Cup does with points and rounds, just so that losing one fight isn't instant elimination
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>>84167289
>>84167722
What if it's an Harlequin?
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>>84168480
Pray to god it isn't a Solitaire
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>>84167722
>Ynnead
Ain't nobody going to Ynnead, even James Workshop forgot that plotline existed
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What if Cen had a cool car and she picked up Goose in her car
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>>84168273
I agree. I always thought canon was dumb as hell in how it approached it, especially the teamfight > 2v2 > 1v1 brackets. Makes 0 sense with how much emphasis is placed on Huntsmen operating in teams, or why qualifying as a team even matters when your team only fights together once in the whole tournament and then it's doubles into 1v1s.
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>>84168273
>>84169170
Clearly, Vytal (and the world of Aura-based combat at large) has three circuits of 1v1s, 2v2s based on partners, and full 4v4 teamfights. They’re arranged over the course of the festival in order of individual glory, so the teamfight tourney comes first, then the 2v2 tourney, and finally, the 1v1s.
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>>84168811
How? Is the faction led by their poster boy's GF. Have they truly become real Grimdark?
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>>84169165
Not really necessary. Goose rides her own bike.
>Cen fumbles again.
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>>84169727
I like that idea too. Gives the other teams a chance to shine instead of just going home humiliated
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>>84169727
>>84171564
Sounds like we need more Tournament greens!
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>>84171881
Agreed!
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>>84170134
Yvrainne and Guilliman spoke like twice
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>>84172497
In a universe as dark and deadly as WH40K, that might as well be years of marriage.
>SV
What's the favorite factions and characters of the cast? I think Anga might like the Imperial Fists, the Adeptus Arbites, or even Gorillaman for managing to keep his little Ultramar working like a fine Beacon in the rotten whole if the Imperium.
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>>84172789
Ultrachads stay winning
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>Lao the literal instant some poor fucker tries to attack his collection of waifus
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Scarletbros, the PS2 has once again been brought out of retirement
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>>84175377
Excellent. It is the best console
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>>84173723
kek
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>>84175775
I've been playing Oni, and I gotta say I don't miss the era before we discovered good third person control schemes, but I miss the games from the late 90s and early 2000s made by dudes really into 80s and 90s anime
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>Guang posting on /v/
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>>84176838
My grandma has a PS2
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>>84176838
I wish my parents were that young. They had me when they were in their mid 40s, so when I was a kid my mom was already an old lady. Now she's still an old lady
>>84176897
Based gramma
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VIVA ARGENTINA
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>>84177512
Need Belka titty in my mouth
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>>84177075
My parents are in their late 60s and im not even out of my 20s, so they're both incredibly out of touch and on opposite ends of the annoying old people behavioural spectrum
>>84177522
>>84177512
Hell yeah brother
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>>84177522
I NEED to fuck Lavender
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>>84177167
>>84177868
Sabine a cute
Imagine her in this getup, she'd look so pretty
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>>84180358
She would rock that look 100%
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Bump
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>>84177868
I love Sabine
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Lumi may not be as curvy as other SV girls, but something to consider is how pretty Weiss and, by proxy, Lumi is. Like I think one could argue that she'd be one of the prettiest girls in SV
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>>84184883
Forgot image and I kinda worded that awkwardly.
>Weiss is pretty as fuck
>Lumi is her daughter and looks much like her
>Therefor Lumi is also pretty as fuck, and while she may not be the curviest one can definitely argue she's among the prettiest girls in SV
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>>84184942
I like how her lips look. Bet Lumi looks great sucking cock.
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>>84186637
Sexo cat. I want to massage her muscles and hear her purr
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Spain has won the WC
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>>84188584
Grimm
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>>84187615
Cass a cute!
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>>84187615
That bulge is a bit suspect...what is she hiding?
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>>84190336
Fat pussy
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>>84190486
Need
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>>84190336
GirL cOCK
GLOCK if you will
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>>84190336
>>84190486
>>84190528
Which SV girls can do THIS?!
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>>84191789
God DAMN that is hot
Drew could do that, and I'd like to think Goose and maybe Scarlet too
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>>84191789
Drew, Goose, Loyal
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>>84191789
That is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my entire goddamn life.
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>>84191856
>>84191869
I agree with you two. And even if Scarlet is likely more toned, I bet her pussy is plump like that. I don't have it saved, but I can swear I've seen slimmer women with mounds like that.
>>84191962
100% agreed. It's why I had to save it.
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>>84191789
Nta but sauce is softpale33
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>>84192486
Looking this up immediately, thanks anon
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>>84192486
God I love fat bitches
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>>84194082
The coonskin cap stays ON during sex
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>Order model kit parts for custom kit I'm building
>Parts come in
>Goddamn Chinese bootleg kit
>Polycap parts literally crumble apart in my hand
>Wasted $20+shipping costs on this shit
I believe we should blow China the fuck up.
>Scarletverse?
Indigo did nothing wrong.
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>>84194945
Loyal's pits are too sexy
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>>84194963
Chinese people are honestly worse than Jews, their greed and deceitfulness is repellent.
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>>84194963
>>84194982
>>84195002
Based and truthpilled.
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>>84195002
I've taken a moment to cool down. I'm gonna try to salvage it with leftover polycaps I have but Jesus Christ I've never been more racist than I am right now
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THEY DON'T FIT
IT'S UNSAVAGABLE
I FUCKING HATE YOU CHINA
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Petting doggirls and catgirls at the same time
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>>84192665
The best head I've ever gotten was from a fat girl with amazing tits and I fumbled her by being emotionally unavailable and hung up on my ex
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>>84196057
I'm sorry anon. I made a similar mistake during my misspent youth and it still haunts me, but I am ultimately grateful for the lesson I learned. I will never take fat bitches for granted ever again.
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>>84196274
Brother I finally accepted I'm just supposed to be alone because I'm introverted to meet people in a romantic sense IRL and have woken up to apps being a dystopian scam, then a girl in my class last semester asked me out and we dated for two months but I just wasn't into her. Wtf is an autist supposed to do when he's constantly experiencing tfw no gf but can't stand meeting new people? I feel like a robot wearing human skin. Like I've been alone for so long I've lost the ability to attract chicks at all and I wasnt even good at it to begin with but I at least had a very small amount of success
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>>84196511
My advice is to watch people interacting. Like streamers are annoying but they're always talking to people and always have people to talk to, so they must be doing something right when they aren't causing trouble. It might help
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>>84196598
I've got friends, I've just got no patience left for the constant let down that is trying to find love
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>>84196785
Ah.
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Scarletbros, if you move in with your dad, I pray he has better things to do than complain at you while he watches the number tick on his ISP's outdated data plan. I also hope he bathes more than two or three times a week and doesn't discuss his morning shits over breakfast.
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What if Lumi got her nips pierced?
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Is Blitz the true Potential Woman of SV?
Obviously Asher is Potential Man, no doubt about that, but his story is at least open ended. Blitz just came in, showed off her power a bit, and then got packed up by Henna.
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>>84196511
Have you tried working excessive hours? Next paycheck finna have 80 OT hours.
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I think a force is using the algorithm to manipulate me into being and doing things that im not and im starting to get scared
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>>84199588
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>>84199581
>80 hours
Jesus Christ man. I think you might have a problem now
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>>84198974
Maybe. I think she's a solid candidate for it, but Lumi's also in the running for it. She has the potential to be one of the strongest characters in the setting outside of Maidens but isn't there yet, and her getting her ass beat or barely waking out wins against characters she should be able to steamroll certainly hurts her ability to be taken seriously. For example when she fought Malattia she was freaking out over the rats but could have sent a summon to back her up and put pressure on Malattia, but instead Jin bailed her out.
Similar case for Lao actually. He's strong as shit on paper she to his semblance but 'controlling' your emotions can only go so far. I've always been of the mind that a person cannot really control how they feel, only how they react. Lao can acknowledge that, but even then outside forces can act outside of your control. A fight may go haywire because he was worried for a teammate, and while that isn't a bad thing it can limit his ability he's able to respond depending on the emotion's effects. That and his actual feats. He's got a few but only a few. A good portion of hype around Lao is only hype.
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>>84198512
Yes
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Speaking of Asher, why was he always getting thrown at opponents that were either out of his league or directly hard-countered him, or he just isn't allowed to beat by way of the plot requiring their defeat at a later time? Like his opponents in the Vacuo arc included Henna and Masked Gillian, and Abdullah.
I guess he Onyx and Ruby did beat Abdullah kinda, but damn, he got thrown at shit he really shouldn't have been getting thrown at
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Dead Space remake is so good
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>>84204314
Greenman gib more remote greens.
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>>84204833
>Be
>Curious about this remote thingy youve heard so much about.
>Liz and Belka think its a bad idea, especially after Jin nearly died from an aneurysm. To this day no one knows what a "Chinese" is.
>At least Lao isnt a spoil sport. The two of you snuck into Pine's office together to go get it. Mr. Greene was passed out at the desk, he wasnt really doing a good job guarding it.
>You Goose the safe by spinning the dial randomly until it opens. Never fails. They really need to use biometric scanners if they want to keep you out of stuff.

>Unfortunetly Belka and Liz figured out what you two were doing. Belka starts like she wants to yell at you, but notices Greene is asleep.
>Instead you all stare at eachother. She isnt happy.
> >:(
> :P
> >:(
> :P
>Click. You turn the portal on behind your back. Nobody can resist looking.
>Its.....Mr. Greene? He looks younger though. He's also naked in his bed, holding his planet's version of his scroll. He notices you all, frantically starts switching his gaze from his phone to you.
>"G-G-Goose!?"
> "Yup."
> "Thats impo-"
>Click. You change the channel. One of him is enough.
>Click
>Click
>Wait, this one looks cool. Its a lab looking place, "Apature Science" written on one of the walls above some couches. You shrug and walk in.
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>>84207897
2/?

>Everyone lets their curiosity get the better of them. Its mostly white tiles, some furnature, water cooler, coffee maker. Looks like a break room.
>Suddenly a loud speaker statics to life. Whomever it is talks fast and sounds a mix of confused, amused and irritated. He speaks fast.
>"What? Who the hell are you? How did you get in here? The new hires are supposed to come from the other end of the building. Which makes sense, because I havent hired anyone in decades. That means youve all been on the clock doing nothing for 50 years. Youre all fired."
>he goes silent. Then speaks again.
>"Wait, hang on, youre all unfired on account I have literally no one else. Damn mantis people ate them. And then eachother. Honestly I probably should have seen that coming. My fault, ill admit. But thats why I have you. Report to HR to get your updated badges. Good news! Housekeeping has access to every room in the facility. Youll stay plenty busy im sure. Oh, and if you see the last remaining mantis person, tell him he's fired for work place violence and too much authorized over time."

>Belka looks worried. "Did...he say mantis people?"
>You have to know more. Without much thinking you head into the next room to find it in complete disarray. Looks like it was meant to be an assembly area of some kind, pieces of air ships strewn about. Belka approaches one and looks it up and down.
>"This looks like Atlas tech from 100 years ago. And not well designed either. This wouldnt last long in the air."
>Another speaker across the room kicks on.
>"Thats because theres no air in space, which is convienent. Youre going to need one of these bad boys to get to HR. Which I neglected to mention is on Earth. Dont try the portal gun, turns out if you go more than a light year you actually deatomize into light. Go figure. With you being on Gordion I doubt you'll make it here before lunch. Which youre also not getting paid for."
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>>84207928
3/?

>Liz approaches the speaker and presses the button. "Gordion? What? What exactly do you want us to do? And who are you?"
>"Cave Johnson. CEO of Appature Science, I do very important things to make sure the world keeps turning. I own the place. I own lots of places in lots of spaces."
>"Right, right." Liz looks around before returning to the speaker. "And you want us to dooooo...."
>"Well, for starters, clean up the place. You cant do science in a state like this, the control group gets too excited. They start thinking theyre gonna die a horrendous death to an eldritch, incomprehensibly ancient being named Jeb. Which is ridiculous. We feed Jeb scrap, not people."
>"Jeb?" Liz asks, but shakes her head. "Nevermind. Look, were not employees, were just passing through."
>"Well im afraid you are, as of now, employees. The microwaves we were blasting in the break room to test subliminal messaging would be radiological terrorism otherwise. Unrelated but how do you feel about crabs?"
>Liz briefly looks back at everyone and mouths "what the fuck?"
>"Uh....no strong feelings? Belka hates them."
>"Excellent. That means were up to a 25% success rate. If you start bleeding from your eyes, nose, fingernails or rectums dont worry, medical staff are scheduled to be here by lunch. Theyll take good care of any bleeding holes, especially the extra ones."

>Lao says to no one in particular, "I dont think he's stable."
>"Nonsense. Im the most stable you can be. I literally cant fall over. I dont have any legs. Or arms."
>With that Lao walks into one of the ships and opens a cabinet. It contains an orange suit complete with a helmet.
>Cave must have cameras. "Great, theres still some suits. Inhaling lead based paint isnt part of any test im aware of, so get those on. Also dont eat the paint chips, the egg heads tell me its absolutely catastrophic to your nervous system."
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>>84207955
4/?

>Everyone puts a suit on just out of caution. Cave is clearly insane. For all you know the air is filled with poison. Unfortunately yours is tight around the rear, limiting your movement.

>Feeling slightly more confident now that you know youre breathing oxygen and not lead, you all walk into the next room. Its also upside down and appears abandoned. Skeletons in suits lay in the corner, odds and ends strewn around. Empty glass bottles, scrap metal, tools. A stop sign covered in what looks like dried blood rests in the hands of one of the dead workers. Something horrible happened here.
>Theres a stair case that leads to some scaffolding that over sees the room, and has a window. Lao and Liz start up that way only for the landing to light up and play a pleasent sound.

https://files.catbox.moe/ntbqnl.mp4

>Lao flies across the room and lands in the skeleton pile. Liz gets stuck in the rafters by her left leg and dangles.
>Cave comes over the speaker. "I see you found the land mines. Good news. There are, as of now, no more land mines. I think. Think that was the last one."
>Belka screams at the speakers "If they didnt have aura that would have killed them!"
>"Aura? You mean that stuff that makes the sky turn all those colors in the north pole?"
>Belka realizes the potential implications of mad science and says nothing else. Instead she runs to Lao, you climb up and see to Liz.
>Liz is able to dislodge her leg and climb over the window. The two of you look out into an ocean.
>You wipe the window free of dust. "Man. Its really storming out there." You look down and see a platform with a counter. And a bell? Weird.
>Liz takes her helmet off. The glass is shattered. "We need to get out of here. Got the remote?"
>"Yup!"
>You fumble it. It falls down to the ground level.
>Liz stares at you.
> :P
> "If that thing is broken, im going to murder you."
>>
5/?
>Lao is pulling himself from the pile of bones when he sees it. He nonchalantly approaches the remote when suddenly something brown snatches it and runs off.
>He recoils back on one leg. "What was that?"
>Belka immediately pulls out her rifle. "If its a crab im burning this entire facility to the ground."
>You chime in "Did it look like a mantis?"
>Everyone looks around at eachother. Liz mumbles to herself "Ill just shoot it, hold on."
>Whatever it was scampered off into a closet. Liz opens it and points her pistol at it.
>"Ewwwwww, that is the uggliest fucking thing ive ever seen."
>BLAM
>The mantis-bug-thing splats. She collects the remote and returns to the group. Before she can press it, everyone hears it.
>The hum off 1000 wings.
>Belka starts to sweat in her suit. "Oh no."
>Everyone runs into the nearest ship and Lao slams the door shut. You can hear them raging against the metal.
>Belka moves to the control panel and turns on the exterior cameras. Theres at least 10 of them out there and they are PISSED.
>Liz posts up behind the cabinets and takes aim. Lao gets ready for the fight while Belka frantically flips breakers in hopes of getting the ship started.
>You look over into one of the closets. Theres a TV remote. It looks just like yours.
>Idea.

>You grab it, open the door and hold it out. All the bugs stop. They squat back down and hold their arms up. You move it left, they all follow it. You move it right, same result.
>Well. It goes across the room. They all follow it, completely forgetting you four. The group runs outside and closes the door.
>Lao takes his helmet off. "We should leave before anything else strange happens."
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>>84208084
6/?

>You point to the nearest wall and click the home button. Greene is on the other side. And he looks none too happy.
>He walks into the rain and stands by the counter. He cant help but notice the bell.
>"Kids, you know what cleaning up your messes feels like!?"
>He starts smacking the bell. "Mr. Greene im covered in alien guts! Oh Mr. Greene theres a man with a cattle prod who wants my cum! Oh Mr. Greene my sister is a sheep! Help me, help me Mr. Greene!"
>ding ding ding ding ding ding
>"If you had my job for ONE fucking day you'd-ACK"

>Tentacles tear through the drop down door and grab him. He's ripped in half as his body collides vertically with the horizontal opening.
>Then theres a pause. Then a globe shattering whale as the entire facility begins to shake. Mr. Greene's torso is ejected back through the hole. He's covered in blood, bile and whatever other slime.
>He doesnt say a word. Doesnt even wait for his legs to grow back. Instead he drags himself with his arms back towards the portal. No one wants to touch him.
>You all make it back into the office as the facade fully crumbles. The facility was indeed housing "Jeb." Jeb must not have liked the taste of immortal perma-virgin. Eventually the mass of tenticles stop flailing. You guess it died.
>Greene points to you, to the remote, and to the safe.
>You put it back. And just to be nice you hand him a beer from the desk. He cant get it himself.
>Everyone jumps when a speaker suddenly turns on. Must have fallen in when the building came down.
>"What the hell did you all do!? We've been trying to kill that thing for ages! We even fed it lemons filled with repulsion gell just to see what would happen. Didnt do a damn thing."
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>>84208112
7/?

>No one says anything. After a pause, Cave continues. "Well, without Jeb around theres no need for that facility. Youre all fired. Again. But, since im such a nice boss ill have some cake delivered to the break room next to HR."
>You pick the speaker up and turn it off. Youre not falling for the "cake in HR", dad says thats always a lie.
>Besides. Youre already caked up as is. Stupid suit.

Fin
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>>84164148
Musicanons genuinely have been burnt out on SV. Sad times
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>>84173383
Weiss shaped (minus the boobs) and Jaune shaped.
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>>84171078
She's SV's useless lesbian
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>>84207928
https://youtu.be/RJnIpCu1JBM
This is gonna be good
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Nyun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv__9O5CZok
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>>84198974
I don't think Blitz is a perfect fit for "Potential Woman" because while she did get stomped, she got stomped by one of the strongest characters in SV. The number of people that wouldn't end up the same as her can be counted on one hand with fingers left over. As far as I know, Blitz WAS living up to her potential and steamrolling the vast majority of the people she fought and could very well have matured into one of the strongest in the world, but had the atrocious luck of running into what's essentially the endgame boss while she was still in the early-to-mid game.
>>84200623
Agree on Lumi, the Schnee Semblance is so ridiculously versatile that there's really no escape for not being one of the top dogs around. It's the multi-tool of Semblances, it can do(almost) anything and everything.
>A good portion of hype around Lao is only hype.
Brutal, but true. Lao is definitely one of the most Potential of Men, but it's hard not to be when the theoretical peak of his Semblance is "0diff everybody gg no re"
>I've always been of the mind that a person cannot really control how they feel
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>>84208142
kek, nice
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I like the big dumb smile Alaska had in her earlier gens
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It's definitely a result of early AI not knowing how to do anything but poorly copy Hoyoslop, but it's still kinda endearing.
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>>84210992
Alaska smiling and being nice to me...
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>>84211436
Alaska putting an arm around your shoulder and calling you "sugar"
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>>84209985
Cursed, but funny
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*Sneezes on you*
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>>84213027
THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING THE LASER
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>>84213027
https://files.catbox.moe/emb1z8.mp4
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>>84213027
t.
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Imagine a world where RWBY was a PS2 game and not a trash tier web cartoon with delusions of grandeur
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>>84214812
Sounds like a better world
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What if Jet and Luna had their own mythbusters show
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>>84215863
>What color will Luna really glow when I hold her hand? Only one way to find out
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>>84215863
>Does the Grimm goo taste like jelly beans?
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>take car to mechanic
>total is almost 1500 dollarydoos
>cunt tells me I should start putting 95 premium in it instead of 91 unleaded
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Ive written MythHunters pasta like three fucking times and it keeps deleting itself after i select an image im fucking done
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https://youtu.be/VPSLOtRwdto?si=tsJjfPPoBupL48i0
>Who are the MythHunters?
>Jet Black
>"I reject your ammunition and substitute my own."
>Luna Lucerna
>"Luna want big light."
>between them more than 30 years of grimm hunting experience
>joining them
>Lumi Arc-Schnee
>"You don't look like your mom at all."
>Jin Xiao Long
>"Punchpunchpunch."
>and Scarlet Fall-Taurus
>"High explosives and lightning dust let's goooo!"
>They don't just hunt the Grimm
>they put them to the test
>on this episode
>Do all Schnees have the same soul?
>Can a scorpion faunus glow in the dark?
>and can a mechashift weapon be made using only duct tape?
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>>84217112
Kek
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>>84198974
Nah, she’s less of a Megumi and more of an Ace imo.
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COLD WORLD
BLOOD REIGN
NOTHING MORE THAN A CRUEL MISTAKE
I FEEL
I BURN
CRUSH IT ALL
CHAOS PAVE THE WAY
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>>84217422
what the fuck is this
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>>84218225
I've been listening to the music and themes again
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>>84210907
the og AI anons
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Is Cigarette Lighter curved?
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>>84219023
What is that thing
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>>84219071
The Taurus Curva, most known for being Colphene’s gun in Girls Frontline 2 (pic rel). Its a godless abomination of a firearm, and its side-profile was the main inspiration behind my shitty MS paint doodle of Cigarette Lighter I made a while back.
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>>84219023
Yo look it's an iphone when you sit on it!
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>>84208142
Kek, that was awesome
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>>84219506
I'd expect a gun that silly from Kel-Tec
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>>84216420
>HtP image
Nice.
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>>84219023
No. I wont allow that. Just, no.
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>>84222236
Do you think Jet would be a fan of the FMG-9?
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Does Luna belong to GTA? I'm forgetting Which OCs belong to what anons...
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>>84224429
GooseAnon made Luna
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>>84224454
Maybe she actually likes Luna's weapon being curves. We should ask her when she makes herself present.
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>>84224429
GTA named a lot of them but i think his only two are Jin and Lumi.
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>>84223589
The FMG seems quaint now, doesnt it? Its the folding would almost be standard in RWBY. Although I guess the element of surprise might be nice, but at the same time you can only do that once before it gets out "hey this asshole has a gun battery thing".

>>84224429
Jin. Lumi. Uh. Couple side characters that only appear in greentexts. As much as I wish i could take credit for Cave Johnson I am saddly not JK Simmons. At this point im probably also forgetting stuff.
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>>84217112
>My minions created from darkness, forged with malice and imbued with a hatred for all living things, how goes your subjugation of the mortal races?
>...They aren't afraid at all? Groups of teenagers are filming themselves obliterating you in new and innovative ways, often using devices they invented that very hour? And they're posting it for other people to watch?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Cat
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Dog
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I want to be cuddled by Onyx and Loyal at the same time
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Bump
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UPS Man!
UPS Man!
With some bullshit in his hands!
Lone he stands!
To fumble bad bitchessss!
What a fag!
Though he tries, he may die!
With a fire in his eyes!
Aint it nice!
His life forever for!
UPS!
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>>84229977
Everyone laughs at logistics. Until they dont have toilet paper. Or antibiotics. Or ammunition. Or water. Its usually water.
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>>84229977
>Flower Man
lmao
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>>84229977
Lmao
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>>84216420
If your car was knocking as in your engine was rattling or not smooth, then your mechanic is right. What do you drive?
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The one to surpass Pyrrha...
The one to stand amongst the highest peak of Huntsmen...
IS ME!
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>>84232059
>Forgot to add the fucking image
kill me
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>>84232059
>>84232069
Kek nice
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>>84231354
In america it'd be called a 2013 Chevy cruze
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>>84232069
Actually goes kinda hard
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>>84232432
Because your car likely is turbocharged unless it's an LS trim and it's a GM product, it would be wise to put 91 or higher in your car to avoid knock and clear carbon buildup. I can't imagine what would cost $1,500 though
>>84232069
Kek. I really like these
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>>84233375
>I can't imagine what would cost $1,500 though
It was a service plus like 3 or 4 other things that needed doing, flushing brake fluid, replacing the engine rocker cover, cleaning some part, and replacing an ac filter i think
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We need SS ubermensch Jet to match Wolfenstein villainess Scarlet



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