/scaly/ - Scaly General #1672Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.==============>Lurking or just reading the FAQ before posting is encouraged.>Anatomy arguments never go anywhere, don't bother instigating one.>No extreme fetishes, please. Ask or catbox your image with a warning on it if you're unsure.>Before asking for source, consider looking into the tips under resources to help find what you're looking for.>Please avoid reposting images from the last few threads to keep the latest more fresh.>There is no Discord server, don't ask.===============Scaly Smut - Many lewd lizard writings>https://mega.nz/folder/pM0EHaQK#qpaXTV7AKpDWNAQn8-ZpYgScaly Lit - Even more lizard writings>https://rentry.org/scalylit>https://rentry.org/scalywnMisc Resources - Source finding and other fun stuff>https://rentry.org/scalygeneralFAQ - Common questions already answered>https://pastebin.com/bpUrZimpYou are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/Help! 4chan is dead/hacked again!Don't panic first check the above desuarchive link. You can ghost post in there and see what others are saying. Our fallback site in case 4chan goes down is>https://8 chan.moe/Look for the /trash/ board.Today's featured image is an obscure ness from the 90s!Topic of the thread: Which scalie race would be the best gamers?
>>84170638Cute lizzer wife
>>84170638>tottNEET failgons who spend all their time gaming.Their pear shape allows for the perfect surface to rest handheld consoles on while they game in bed.
>dragons: pooping is for the weak. Superior dragon anatomy allows us to destroy the waste in our bodies by breathing fire>also dragon: the only time we have to poop is when we get sick and weakhypocrisy
mmm...feesh
>>84171215Incomprehensibly, unfathomably based.
>>84171292Look at this bunch of skinkers
dragon dad is having flashbacks of his past again. how would you comfort him
>>84170638Filia would be cuter if she wasn't off model relative to the rest of the golden dragons.
>>84171535>relative to the rest of the golden dragons.What do they look like?>>84171483>how would you comfort himBring Yuu to hug him, or remind him he's very snakey
have any of you read this?
If you don't already, you should know how to read color-controlling scalie signals! Remember, if he's bright, it's all right, but if he's dim, don't fuck him!
>>84171795>What do they look like?
>helping drug-addled monsters get clean
>>84172608>hunter on female feral MalzenoFINALLY
noodle
>>84172608Liend the GOAT, drawing me and my wife
Dragon domestication
>a lizard appears!>it does a little dance!>it scampers off!
>>84173810THE DRAGONFLIGHT HAS FALLEN
>>84173810I bet his butt is nice and soft
Would you a birb?
>stares at you noodlingly
Whatever happened to Eliorapta manga?
>>84171292fuckin love these little guys
>>84175189This guy is a furry.
Where did they hide........ what?
pet pet pet pet pet pet
>>84177364
>>84177447These are shipping soon apparently
>>84173360cute steve gets sensually spooned by big explosive momma (GONE VIOLENT)>>84174075.
>>84177778one away from greatnesscute frog butt anyway
forbidden love
Leaked Kinkajou scene from book 17
>>84179475GIWTWM
>>84171857Fun fact, it's the first book in a four part series released back around ...>2008Damn, that long ago?I remember seeing this at our local bookstore but passed on it because it seems to be more The Dragon Delasangre (I feel for you if you know what I'm talking about) kinda stuff where it's more 'dragons who just so happen to be human for most of the book' do things and have family drama.Also I learned that Robert actually passed away partway through drafting the third book and the series was finished by Jody Lynn Nye while trying to jog my memory about what it is about.Ebook versions seem to be available for about $10-15 each for those interested - or free if you know how to use #bookz
>>84171214So what you're saying is:>Dragons can poop on-commandHot
>>84180486noodles... but FUTURE
I want to be a Tama!
canonically speaking, dragons would refrain from using swear words
>>84182106What about the dragon that hoards swears and slurs?
Just finished watching through the cat and the dragon episodes so farI really love this, it might be my favorite thing I've watched in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbkfnDttbIY
>>84183131>Pictures taken moments before getting raped by Messi (again)
>>84171795>snakeyimagine him walking around like a monitor lizard
when a snake rapper makes a song to insult a rival artist, it's called a hiss track
>>84179475SDHE'S PUTTING IT IN HER PEE HOLE!>>84179670GIWTWM
Dear sweet goodness gracious. Anons, absolute feral dragoness PEAK has just dropped this day. What a time to be alive.
>>84185199/scaly/ doesn't like to hear this, but this is what dragons would be doing irl.
>>84185137Tricut cloacas are rare, but oh so good.
>>84186626Very good shit. I admire the autism that went into describing her anatomy in this ref too
>>84183161>KWABgentina>PissiLmao
>>84187189>Red card a team in refball>They lose
>>84187189CHADgentina should've won albeit
>>84181940Me too
>>84179475They don't call her KINKajou for nothing>>84183131Fantastic
>>84189634put on some clothes if you’re going to walk around outside you stupid whore
>>84190428Dragons are legally allowed to go out in public naked, anon.
The new and innovative feeshing method!!...it must be really painful for the hips and knees to hold that pose for long, though...
>>84192806>Submitted on July 18
>>84188548Seems we are going to see a very pregnant lizard soon...
>>84173360The alternate happy ending of https://youtu.be/7OgAZS4xWQs
>>84192318Yeah, but you know what they're not supposed to do?Lift their tails the entire time like a bunch of SLUTS
>>84179670god I need Winter to put me in his mouth like this to help build human-dragon relations
>>84194175Winter is for getting his slit filled with hot sandwing cock
>>84192806>missed againoh well there's always next year
>>84195194I want to be sandwiched between them in his slit
>>84193714>"Are you winning so-">"That isn't video games!"
>>84194175Perfect size to have sex with scavs
The calorie chapter just got translated.
>>84195748
>>84195755Repeat after me: SALAD, NOW!
Finally... Tui created... Qinter...Three times as gay and four times as many parental issues
VICIOUS PREDATOR red western MAULS pure innocent furdragon victim!!!!Will the violence never end??
>>84195881Does this exacerbate the winter portion's lust for scavenger sex?
NEED CLOACA
>>84189634>>84192318>>84194175PLEASE walk around naked more with lifted tails and also go on a date with me and lets get married.
>>84196341BASED>>84196465also BASED>>84195767It's over for failgon. NO more hot pot. NO more ramen. NO more oyakodon. NO more karaage. NO more snacks and drinks.
>>84196556>NO more snacks and drinks.The age of tyranny has begun.She will have to sleep on the FLOOR because she can't FIT on the bed!
>>84196676She's so helpless. Soundly defeated by superior human CUISINE.
Kobold crashout (the dragon asked him to shower regularly and clean his allocated area of the cave)
>>84196970She's helpless, and she is never going to get any help.
>>84197128I know I'm posting these out of order, but...Murakami calls Ilsera Sunshine here, while it is a name a drill sergeant would use, it's also one could call their significant other...
>>84170638Friendly reminder that all of yous' free will is about as reliable as my liver and you should stop posting
>>84197925fatty
>>84197942love me beer shrimple as
>>84197925I'll drink to that
Birb love melon
>>84198042Dont give it to the noodle
>be me>bought a potion to transform myself into a dragon to make love to my derg gf safely>she is clearly attracted to my new appearance >best sex I've ever had in forever>after that, I go to take the other potion to turn back into a human>she stops me, asks me to stay like that for a while>I humour her initially>we cuddle>fast forward two days>I cannot find the potion>I admit being a dragon was fun at first, but my mind isn't used to doing this>it feels like torture being in this body >she reveals to me that she hid the potion, after lying to me and claiming that she had no idea, because she found me more attractive in this form>I get pissed off and ask her to give it back. She obliges and I return to being normalIt has been half a day since then and we haven't spoken much. I don't even know what to do, /scaly/.
>>84198806>I don't even know what to do, /scaly/.Step aside to let a braver man love your ness how she wants it.
>>84198806That's sad to hear.Anyway where did you get that dragon transformation potion from?
>>84198888>>84198806>>84198911Get her to turn into a human and see how she likes it. That way, she can learn a lesson about forcing form changes on others
>>84198888the lucky quads of truth>>84198806>it feels like torture being in this bodyskill issue
>>84198042Hey I drew that! :pI like recreating zw3's old stuff
>>84198806>woman only finds you attractive if your body is completely and utterly changed in a way that is impossible to actually achieve and isn't youI'm sorry anon, I don't think this relationship will work out. You're probably being taken advantage of.
>>84197209>>84197942>>84195767I like to believe Murakami does like like Ilsera but is going through Paris syndrome with his dragon love for her. (And to be fair to him, feeding a FAT dragoness can't be cheap over an extended time period)
no shirt, no shoes, no servicehuman, dragon, i don’t careyou’d best be wearing underwear
>>84201329if Murakami didn't like Ilsera at least a little bit i don't think he'd tolerate her as much as he does.the dragon he likes most of all from what i've read (haven't read all of it, a bunch is untranslated) is Zalark
>star_wars_music.mp3
>>84200886where may I see more birbs anon?
>>84202133I (>>84198042) got it from this twitter account, so it's probably that birbposter's https://x.com/Goob_Shoob
No wings.Not a noodle.Dreg face.What is this?
>>84202373cute is what it is
>>84200958True. If she isn't satisfied with Anon in his human body why didn't she just settle for another dragon in the first place? Also hiding the potion and lying about it when she knew he was uncomfortable as a dragon is a major red flag. Anon should leave her and find a 'ness who loves him for him- opposable thumbs and all.
>>84197925you have my condolences over your mild hepatocellular damage, fatty-liver anon. please take care of yourself.
Draconies!
>>84197942The biggest, fattest failure in the history of failgons.
A Spino on a Sybian.>>84185137I've got this by the same artist, though I couldn't shrink the filesize down>https://e621.net/posts/6478645
>>84205564>Inedible dino nuggetsFORWHATPURPOSE
>>84205859>InedibleSkill issue.
>>84201701>the dragon he likes most of all from what i've read (haven't read all of it, a bunch is untranslated) is ZalarkTrve, but Murakami wants Ilsera to reach Zalark's level.>>84202373A Drake.
>>84205408Being a fatty is the only thing she isn't a failure at.
>>84206221One wonders what her home life with her parents must have been like for Ilsera to end up like this... (superior gamer dragoness wife)
>>84203848who says dragons can't have opposable thumbs?
>"Uh, Teacher! Teacher! I peed my pants..."
>>84175671Latest chapter was supposed to release 3 weeks ago, but I can't find the raws anywhere. I'd post them here if I could.
>>84205675lemme see if this loops right
(Pic): A slight update to the Dragon Kisser meme I posted in the previous thread. The main changes were adjusting the Steam sale dragon's plates because I only noticed after posting, that they are not supposed to extend all the way to the chin, plus I drew proper eyes on Luciana, instead of the simplified ones the other characters have. I won't change it further though, it's final now.>>84171215>Someone drew Dragon Kisser fanart that isn't ntrFinally!Looked it up, it was made by Flamespitter. Given the description he gave to it, it looks like he had the same motivations as me:>One more for Fuck a Dragon Day, some fanart for a game that doesn't have nearly as much as it should by now. If you haven't seen or played it, it's a free student game on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4681880/Dragon_Kisser/(well, minus the "Fuck a Dragon Day", I didn't know about that)
And a progress update on the big Dragon Kisser fanart I was working on:(Yes, it's still just flat colors.)I asked for feedback from someone who draws for a living, and he pointed out that the focal points are too far out to the sides. His recommendation was to turn the image slightly counter-clockwise, trim from the bottom, and extend the canvas right. (side effect: more Luciana legs in frame!)Now, Luciana's head is roughly on the top left rule-of-thirds intersection, the brush is on the bottom right intersection, the top right intersection is on Luciana's left hand, and Domingo isn't problematically far to the side anymore.The treasure heaps were moved, previously it looked like Luciana could slide off at any moment. Both of her wings were redrawn to be more detailed, but also, to create a bit of a looping motion line between them that leads the eyes towards Domingo.I also began to tint the linework (so that the lines aren't just black) but I didn't finish that yet.He also showed a mockup of how the lighting could look like. His idea was to make the whole background very dark, and illuminate the scene with a beam of light from a crack in the ceiling, hitting Luciana's belly. It looked quite cinematic and dramatic, but in my opinion it looked dark, almost sinister, and that clashed with the mood I'm trying to convey. Maybe I'll try making a mockup of that, and a more generic/bright lighting, and ask you, which version you prefer.But that'll be a while. I feel like I'm starting to take this piece too seriously, I don't want to end up resenting working on this.
>>84208596kek, it's pretty coincidental that the two sets of characters match up.
>>84208609it looks great.however, i'm not sure how to describe it, and this may not be what you want to hear, but that slight rotation has made the angle/perspective look more... generic, i guess. it's not as eye catching, at least to me.but i'm a layman whose hands shake too much to draw straight lines so i don't really know what i'm talking about
>>84208903Actually I noticed that too.I was kind-of cheating with the perpective with this image, as in, the perspective is "wrong", and from this angle we should probably just see Domingo, and Luciana's side, hand, and armpit, and nothing else. At first glance, extending the canvas may have revealed more of how there's no proper perspective here, and the illusion is collapsing.
>>84208609>but in my opinion it looked dark, almost sinister,What if you did that and then added flaming sconces around the periphery of the wall? Add some warm light in the image with the bright sunlight from above to lighten it all up
who is the most TRAGIC scaly?
>>84202289Correct!
>>84202133Don't have much to show unfortunately, but if I make more I might post it here, for now this is the only thing I've got scanned!
>>84210437Deathwing
>>84211919I'd argue Onyxia is far more tragic. Especially since they pretty much keep making sure she doesn't even get to stay dead.
Love wins!!
>>84212398dragon pussy...
Furred dragons suffering in the heat
>>84214502Sir, that's a 'roided out bat.
>>84210437Angelus (drakengard)Honestly, the whole game looked like mysery porn. Especially towards her.
>>84210437>who is the most TRAGIC scaly?Draco.It still bothers me that they set Dragonheart 3+ to canonically be before 1&2, when they are already jumping the shark with the beginning with the meteor.There's no reason why they couldn't have it set after 2. It'd even make sense, people forget the old ways due to dragons not being around anymore, so new dragons are seeded via the meteor to populate the world and remind humanity of the old ways.
Scalies dont wanr you to know this but their number 1 weakness is chin scritches into belly rubs
Oh no! It seems that, while entering your favorite bar after a long day's work, you accidentally let a fae dragon slip in! Before anyone could react, the little bugger got into the alcohol, and now the tipsy critter is terrorizing the other patrons - divebombing them, throwing peanuts at people, slinging random spells, and spewing Euphoria Breath everywhere! Since you're the one who let it in, it's your responsibility to deal with this - preferably before the drunken critter starts vomiting on everything. What do you do?
>>84215436>Since you're the one who let it in, it's your responsibility to deal with this - preferably before the drunken critter starts vomiting on everything. What do you do?Challenge it to some drinking game like beer pong.That'll stop it from doing random chaos, then - once it's inebriated enough - someone can catch it between two iron buckets.
>>84212398I’d argue the whole black dragonflight is a tragedy, one day they’re all chill with the other flights, then your Aspect/progenitor goes crazy from old god corruption, and that corruption sends all of you mad due to your link with them, worst part is even those hatched after deathwings death are still afflicted.Sabellians flight were only spared because they weren’t on Azeroth for so long the madness faded and they were able to cure themselves.
>>84215436Picked the wrong bar to mess around in
Run! Run! Run!!
>>84215533>>84215628Bad news - the fae misunderstood the game and is now launching ping pong balls at the bottles behind the bar as if they're targets. The bartender is fixing you with a murderous glare between ducking for cover - I suspect you'll be paying for those...
>>84215726if one of those ping pong balls bounces off Karl it's all ogre
>>84215930Karl gets a fae dragon gf in the good ending CONFIRMED
>>84215980The implications of Nathport having a fae population are horrifying
>>84216104fae dragons in urban areas? impossible!
>>84215436Why are fae dragons such brats?
>>84215436"Bartender! I'll take that whole bottle of Everclear and a thimble. I'm about to fuck this STUPID FAEGON up."
>>84216704More dragons laying eggs please
get mimichested LOSER!!!
>>84216822How cruel. Everyone knows dragons can't resist treasure
>>84216104>>84216245What if it's just a lone "tourist" passing through the area? Would explain why no one has any idea how to deal with it.>>84216679>>84216690>>84216694>>84216704>>84216719D'aaaaw, so happy to see both characters get a happy ending - especially Alyssa, who's basically the daughter-in-law of a deity now.
I love this fella
>>84216679>>84216690>>84216694>>84216704>>84216719>my wives and children (we are all a big happy family, despite being having lots of past trauma (my dad spanked me one time))
Would you a feesh?
>>84217634Feesh are food, not friends
>ywn have a lab born dragon daughter>>84216704>>84216719These images would look so much better with the mammals removed.
>>84218148I hope Lucifer's dad survived the swat raid.
subliminal cola ad ooooo you want to drown in cola now youre a coladrinker ooooGive Big Cola ALL YOUR MONEY!!! Or else...
Fatty
>>84221785What the fuck is Dandadan even about?
>>84215436Women don't typically just hang out in bars the way men do - they only go because they're hoping someone will pick them up. Clearly, little miss fae dragon there just wants a little lovin', so escorting her out back and giving her some "rubs" should suffice to satisfy her.
https://x.com/goannatail/status/2066108435620560982uhhh...
>>84215980>>84215930>>84217395You know, it's not unreasonable for Karl to have some experience dealing with faedergs in the past, to add to his lore...Since he's a britbong, he'd probably have been stationed to Ulster at some point in the 80s, and those places are practically fairy central, with all the ancestral Gaelic fairy rings or whateverOne might even imagine a spryer Karl exploring all those local "fairy mounds" in his younger years, if you know what I mean, and having some really wild nights with the fairies (fond memories that he'll only divulge if he's really drunk)...which (to his great embarrassment) lets him know how exactly to deal with those types of dragons in the present day
stop everything your doing i need images of cute hydras
>when fagons attack
>>84223698
>>84224007
>>84223592Hydreigon is a ____
>>84223592The only Hydra that matters.
>>84224430I think it would be too weird to date only one of the heads on a hydra. In my mind it would have to be an all or nothing agreement with every head for the relationship to be "fair" since they all share the same body.
>>84224508IIRC for the famous pair of conjoined women who you may have heard about/seen (can't remember their names), one is married and the other isn't. i don't think it's a "polygamy is illegal" red tape thing, either.so it can work that way.
Gay dragons don't exist because the existence of their knot means that gay sex would risk prolapse, plus they're extremely clean creatures which means that they wouldn't find someone's poop hole attractive.
>>84215436>>84215533>>84215628>>84215726>>84215980>>84216104>>84217395>>84223535>Lone Fae derg from Britain wanders into the bar, gets drunk, and starts terrorizing Nathport>Anon has to team up with Karl to figure out how to calm her down and sober her up>Karl won't divulge why he knows how to deal with fae>After resolving the incident peacefully, Karl secretly hooks up with the excitable little fae, and she decides to stay in Nathport - much to everyone's horrorKek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJK8_moqKI
>>84223592
>>84218148>ywn be sitting at home with a beer in your sweet chair when your dragon kid does this, trapping you in placeAt least their belly is a good table
>>84224847Imagine only having forelegs... If only it was in English.
>>84225207Youtube's auto-translate captions are almost passable.Also you will never find love with a lindwyrm with that attitude.
Exploring Sebastian
>>84225406>Also you will never find love with a lindwyrm with that attitude.They're too silly. Give me a snake, a drake, wyvern, or dragon. But FWD dragon? Too ridiculous
>>84225406Also it says captions unavailable to me...
>>84225418People forget Sebastian is just someone's OC.
>>84225715Wait... what the heck?!
>be Jonah Alan>put the multi-billion dollar glowie agency, Monarch, in check>commit the single, most catastrophic terror attack in history>indirectly almost kill Godzilla>somehow get a hold of one of King Ghidorah's severed heads>sell that off to Apex, thus, indirectly create Mechagodzilla>completely fuck off after that and never be mentioned againThat's... kind of really shit writing. I never thought about the actual plot of the Monsterverse until now and I'm just kind of baffled. And I get it. People watch these movies for the big monster fights, but still
how skiBOOSHED do dragons get when you touch “that” scale
>>84171857I found this at a thrift store. I haven't read it.
>>84227299I dont know about other dragons, but I know that noodles will kill you if you touch that scale
>>84227723>you can't give noodles chin scritcheswhat a miserable existence they must have
The hubris of dragons is oft their downfall...
>Ball Python anthros are just as adorable as their irl counterpartsCutesexy ballpy gf would be my weakness.
> Strike a pose!> A little to the right, sweetie!> There we go! What a pretty birb!
>>84225916Bad writing moment, also funny how hard KOTM 2019 flopped
i don't have any hydras to share but i've been enjoying the ones in this threadwish there was more where the heads actually get along
YOU FAT FUCKSTOP STEALING THE SANDWICHES
>>84230761>Flat winsIndeed it does. Yet another example of scaley supremacy
Clingy ‘bolds
>>84225207There are official subbed episodes, you just have to find them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY3jg2heY30
>>84224847>>84232025White and black go so well togetherTheir contrasting personalities are fun too
*thump*>you can pay the toll by being my personal cushion for the day ke ke
>>84232969
>84233327What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>84227886just be mindful when scritching
>ice>noble
New dino game:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDHWie2VRg
Haha.. what the fuck.
>>84234118Wyverns once again mogging dr*gonsKek. Serves them right, the lazy wastes of space.
>>84233753Ice dragons yearn for warm human cock
>>84234262I want all ice dragons to know that they can come get their human dick right here (for free!)
>>84227723>>84233671>just be mindful when scritchingOr hit it on purpose just to get a rise out of them.
>>84234611Like, what are they gonna do, flop around like spaghetti?
