Boobiebrain edition!A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84123963
i can't really fu... my whole hand...
>>84225663that's so cute
mmnnhhh Peach boobies
Natalie
question for the rest of the pussyfree losers in here: how are the other men in your family? also weak, or actual normies?I ask because my little brother is a Chad, despite being 10 years younger than me, and it's kinda hot knowing his body count is in double figures while 'big' bro stays a lonely virgin for life
>>84225663So cute⦠you belong in a chastity cage, anon
>>84224342>balls funky>bush hairy>dick greased with sweat and precum >prostate feeling needyIt's goon o clock
>>84226552>how are the other men in your family?lol i blame having no father on how i became, and i have no brothers only a sister who is married>it's kinda hot knowing his body count is in double figuresmaybe he will let you hit some stacy he knows if you ask?
>>84226617it belongs in my mouth.....no homo
>>84226700I wish but I doubt it, he's called me out before for being weird to women I try to hit on. Plus i'd ruin it anyway. Honestly i'm pretty happy just being a virgin and running cringe cucky fantasies in my brain.
>>84226737>he's called me out before for being weird to womenwhat a fag if thats how brothers end up being im glad i dont have one >Honestly i'm pretty happy just being a virgin and running cringe cucky fantasies in my brainhe says while he cries himself to sleep every night..jk im projecting
>>84226808probably gonna sound insane here but i've reached a point where I almost don't see the point in losing my virginityI'm 34, i'm a virgin, my dick is tiny, i'm insecure, and I have major anxiety over sex.The only kind of woman who'd take pity on a fumbling older virgin like me would be a landwhale or desperate uggo. I'd be so nervous about the fact she can't feel my dick or if i'm doing it right or if i'm taking too long to cum or too quickly that i'd be miserable. Neither of us enjoy it, so what's the point?Plus with gooning I know exactly how to make myself feel good with my hand, and no one judges me about my cringe af fetishes unless I invite them to.
>>84226136thanks!>>84226617noOoOo, i don't wanna put the cage on. instead!... im going to play my soft pp to the image you posted (:>>84226717im told that if the pp is under a certain size... it's not homo o_o
>>84226637I really that cock...
>>84227052>thanks!compliments slut~> if the pp is under a certain size... it's not homo o_oeven if it wasn't its okay to become gay for a cute dicklet like that
>>84226999>a fumbling older virgin like me would be a landwhale or desperate uggobecome rich and find a gold digger wife money can make anything work > no one judges me about my cringe af fetishes unless I invite them to.yh honestly best part about the internet you can be into what ever niche and you will find someone else into it
>>84227590don't need to, I got /pfg/ and my cringe favourites to convince me it's just as fun to stay a virgin and jerk off to whatever I want
>>84227659>don't need tosorry i just like gold diggers a lot
>>84227745sorry my bad, I get the fantasy it's just not for me. I'm not looking for solutions to being an unfuckable virgin I'm looking to get off to it lol.
>>84227781nah its all good im the same btw i just like to cope
One wrong move and I'll uh, post my whole heckin' boner throbbing to toons...
made this n uhhh coulndt think of more wordzwordz r hard
>>84226999body count of 1 and i'd take it back if i could. i just wanna play video games and watch cartoons and play with my butt instead of disappointing girls
>>84227537im not a slut! o_o
>>84230459cute pp slut
>>84227659same, going outside sucks anyways... all there is to do around here is fuck my handpussy
I had to use a public bathroom yesterday and a creepy older man with a bigger cock wouldn't stop staring at my little phimosis junk. It felt so humiliating and I was too scared to do anything so I just kept peeing and took way too long to put my dick back in my shorts. My legs felt so weak that I had to sit down afterwards. Now I can't stop thinking about it or the lady with huge tits I saw a week ago
found someone to properly bully me in a minecraft server I got made to send nudes and lock myself in chastity and we rp'd and he findommed me it was awesome and the fucker blocked me as soon as I gave him a cum countdown i hate my life!!!
I have to wash my cum towel. It's too used to enjoy cumming into it.>>84233575How does it feel being used like a atm/condom?
>>84233593so frustrating now im just sat here locked up after being teased and rinsedhe did literally call me a dumb worthless bitch so i should have seen it coming...
>>84233618Time to find a new person to play and use you. At least you were wise enough to not mail them the key.
>>84233640finding a person who actually wants to do anything fun is impossible, thats why im so sadbut im such a loser im getting so turned on. im throbbing in my cage staring at my message in red text that didnt get sent when he blocked megetting used like an atm hurts im not getting anything out of that investment, but it turns me on also. probably just because i was teased for hours..
tfw no anon twice my age that calls me son while we make out and grind our bulges togetther
1-9: lock up until the thread dies0: goon and blow loads
>>84232549genuinely. I live in a town where nothing happens, work a shit, demanding job, consistently manage one social interaction per week with friends. If anything I've already gone above and beyond for society and deserve to spend the rest of my time fucking my fist and fetishizing being a virgin.
man i may be a degenerate but ill always be glad i get massively turned off by involving money in my jorkin in any wayone of the few instances where my dick actually knows best lol>>84233696im an older anon but also super subby so i tend to disappoint anons looking for that kind of thing
>>84234052very much me too, even thinking about findom makes me go soft lmaoalso, being subby and older is even hotter to me... getting told "slow down, son" while i'm rearranging his guts... grrr i just love older guys
>>84234170is 34 old enough? because damn I've totally got a thing for being dominated or topped by people where it looks like I should be the one in charge, but I'm secretly getting on my knees for them
>>84234170gettin me in the mood to plug boy
>>84234191Is 28 young enough because I'm desperate for anal sex with a mid 30s guy again after experiencing it a couple years ago and really falling in love with him and his soles and then he just disappeared....
>>84234170>slow down, soWhy did that make me so fucking hard...yes dad<3
>>84234307>he likes soles toooh
>>84234385Of course, we used to really really focus on the "dogeza pose" specifically. We would talk about curling up into a cute little naked ball and letting the other have a go on our bottom whilst our smelly soles would cup his sack and if needed we could pull out and rape between the arches.Obviously we switched but I think he liked when I was mounting him because of our age gap. He was so kind to me too, one time I had a full on melty over something really done and he totally brought me back down to earth, probably because he was older with more life experience experience he could really calm me down by talking to me.I miss him a lot.I'm assuming you would let someone have their way with your feet if they didn't want to use your older hole too?
>>84234446Descriptions like this make me wonder why should I even bother with women's, he seems like such a dreamy guy
>>84234446showing my feet to anons has always been way hotter to me than showing them my dick or whatever...
>>84234471He really was and sometimes I think the same? Like even if a girl let me smell her ass and soles she's probably not as into it as a guy, right? Like I just know when I talked about my tip entering his backside or sniffing one another's feet he was really genuinely hard and wanted to do it with me lots. I love mutual obsession over specific weird stuff so the dogeza thing was very triggering to imagine my older boyfriend who would undress and curl up for feet and anal sex as I needed it.>>84234488Personally i love taking pictures of my dick with my soles up and arched in the pics, like I've been told I have smooth sexy soles before and one guy saw them recently and just said "need footjob". That was such a turn on for me. A sexual relationship with another guy based around soles would be nice.
>>84234562A man doing dogeza looks very different from a woman on all fours in doggy, so the gay sight must have really turned you on anon. The cock , the fat distribution, the manly moans, fuck it's makes me wanna try penetrating an older guy too
>>84234562you sound like a dream come true anon, do you use discord
>>84234586Yes, but to be clear he wasn't a gross guy! He had a nice average build and while he had hair it was light and fuzzy not dark and wirey. That said, imagining the way his dirty hole would be open above his filled up sacks and bare soles all in my face... hnnngg...>>84234587Yes but I'm working right now, but you probably really want to show each other our feet don't you? Have you gotten hard from thinking of this stuff? Hmm..
>>84234607like you wouldn't believe, but i'm at work myself so not the best time for me either lol (similar timezone tho? gosh)it's a slow day and i've got plenty of older pics saved tho
>>84234643Tag me and we'll see what we can do then but I have to be clear i won't entertain anthro in private, but you looked like you were having fun posting this character so I didn't complain.Also thoughts on men wearing women's shoes?
>>84234655sure, tag's delgeneratealso shame, i *am* kinda obsessed with this character (i'm only like 30% furry tops tho, too much of a fiend for humanoid feet to really get lost in that sauce)>Also thoughts on men wearing women's shoes?hot, especially if the toes are visible
>>84233575Sounds hot, people block way too easily i hate when they dont even explain why