Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsAlcohol editionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83407936/#83407936 https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/caption/type/op/>Thread questionNo question (or prompt) because I baked the thread and oh goodness I don't do this often.>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.>Basic caption creation guideshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>Capper (free caption making software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper>Discord serversThe Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4JufLet's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
Put your newfangled requests here!
Experienced requests ought go here!
If you've done wrote something but know not how to put it into a picture, lay it here!
Aaand new caps here, please and thank you!
Repstan from last thread, "An offer you CAN'T refuse"
Another repost, Balrog part 1
>>84275941And part 2
This was posted very early last thread, "Bunny Class Change"
And a cap-shaped teaser to a longer fic, "Equestria is burning"https://archiveofourown.org/works/88621331
Here's a question for the thread:What's a game/show/book/movie etc. that you really like, but have never seen a caption based on it?
>>84279034Warframe at least I dont remember any.
>>84279034Like >>84279707 said, there are no Warframe captions (though there are a couple that use Warframe art, this one and I think another one I can't find that uses Ivara art - neither use the lore or characterization from the source material) despite there being a fair lot of space robot curves to pick from.Might need to come up with a request or two...
>>84275941>>84275949Breed the overly powerful and clingy demon
>>84275780I'm confused and new here.Was looking through some of these and images on joi booru. Basically none of this is joi? Where are the instructions??? This is just short one shots of erotic fiction, not joi.
>>84287884There's JOI, JOE, and Captions, generally speaking. Things started out as the former and evolved into the latter for various reasons.
>>84275859You went to the beach for some fun in the sun, but that immediately got pushed to the back of your mind when you spotted the short and stacked villain, Mary Dahl. After finally catching you oogling her Mary's eyes take a one way trip to your groin as she notices you're so hyper focused on her body you haven't even bothered to hide the outrageously big bulge in your swim trunks.
Bump.
Woah, 10.
>>84293038more brat correction caps
Dead thread
>>84298626p2
Luv me some aliens.
>>84301120Same
>>84275817Fluttershy hears from her friend Lyra that humans are constantly in heat. The poor element of kindness can't help but take pity on their foreign animal friend, Anon and offers herself to assist in satisfying his heat. The mare foolishly should have asked follow up questions on human anatomy since she assumed Anon would be a small quick shot like a gorilla, and not the insanely hung insatiable ape man he really is.
>>84302025And there's such good variety to them! Human-looking, humanoid or anthro, or even exotic shapes!
>>84303790And p2.
>>84275859A new battle school for girls had gotten attention recently, and with the Champion Cynthia unquestioningly supporting it after getting a 'private lesson', Hilda and Rosa had to find out for themselves just what the regimen was like. As Cynthia welcomes them and sizes them up for service- I mean battle gear, they start to have doubts and some questions. But Cynthia reassures them Master- I mean Sensei, will make everything clear once they step into the "Training room".
>>84275881
>>84275859Gems consider the most valuable product from human civilization to be the ejaculate from human males; therefore, the need arose for human milkers, gems with the duty of collecting the spunk from their "bull". Amongst human milkers, none is more popular than Ruby for her bull is the most productive, most horny, produces the thickest best-tasting product, and has the biggest member. Despite being a married working gal, having to constantly arouse a literal sex beast plagues Ruby's mind with many unfaithful unprofessional thoughts
>>84314091Holy fuck I requested a cap with this pic but my request was generic at best.Thanks and much appreciated anon!
Pop
10
Anyone got anything associated with Roswell Grey style aliens?
>>84314091Fucking kino. Aggressively amorous digital dames are something I always love to see, and this one is really good. The sudden appearance to equally-sudden fellatio, her clear need to claim and be claimed by her master, and the cuddling at the end... it's all peak.Also, >"S-do, uh... you wanna watch my show now?"I understand that (You) recognise her from the Digimon anime as set up earlier, but I am also amused by the thought of her just having been attached to some completely unrelated anime that she's just a big fan of.
>>84325073I have these!
>>84325563
>>84325563>>84325578Call me a fag, but I love the concept of cold, clinical species relearning concepts like sensuality and eroticism
>>84275859The high level hero was defeated by the demon queen in only one hit, but instead of killing him she decides to subject him to a crueller fate and makes him into her toy. She keeps him naked and chained in place in her dungeon, gently teasing him by tweaking his nipples and letting her pheromones overwhelm him, while never laying a hand on his permanently hard cock. She giggles and patronizes him as he slowly cums all his levels away handsfree, until he's nothing but a weak, pathetic level 1 hero. Once she's had her fun, she abandons him in her dungeon, leaving him permanently chained up and yearning for her touch again for eternity.
>>84326703I'm sorry, I can't call you a fag right now because what you just said is reading a 100% on the basedandcorrectometer.
>>84325073Got this one from the Area 51 raid of 2019...
>>84279034Rogue galaxy. Specifically Lilika.
>>84275859A married panda couple do their part in saving their species.
Nein!
>>84275859Slappy is seriously regretting coming to this party cause not a soul seems to recognize her, they just want to talk to Bugs Bunny's broad and that Disney rabbit cop. The old squirrel was planning to drown her hazbin sorrows in sparkling champagne until you came along. You're Slappy's biggest fan (especially between your legs), so despite the heavy security, you hopped the fence just to get a chance to meet your favorite star and celebrity crush.
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>>84333671Nein again, have a shortstack.
>>84275817Requesting caption ideas with this big feline lady from ff14
>>84335666Usually conservatively-dressed strong woman getting increasingly comfortable (and aroused) with showing herself off as a nervous shop assistant is spilling spaghetti about how well the bikini suits the tall muscular catwoman.Also, nice trips.
>>84337148Thanks satan
Stupid automatons must be reprogrammed
>>84279034Stardew Valley
>>84342026Gato SEXO
>>84342026>Ruining her amazonian body with a pregnancy>Then forced to be her training mate to get back in shape>Knock her up again>See step 1
>>84345111woaugh, need more shy girls like this
>>84275859>>83711958Either a sequel or stand alone.You are settling in as the new head of the Tremaine household, and the first thing you do in the morning is give your wife a good morning creampie. They were some uptight bitches at first, but now they coop in your presences and moun at your touch. Today, is Lady Tremain's turn to get most of the affection. She may have been modest at first, but your work has made her body get more voluptuous and her sweater puppies grow so much that it's hard to not ravish them when she walks by. She is going to enjoy today, because the day after is a day of rest, and the day after that is going to foursomes all day.
>>84275859"Finally! I've come to rescue you, fair bachelor!"Growing up, you often fantasized about all the things you would do as a hero, such as freeing a damsel from a dragon. On the day you started your journey, however, it ended with you being kidnapped by bandits. Here you are now, being saved by a dragoness. The scenario you've dreamed about has become a reality, but the one being bedded is you.
>>84354448+1 because dragons are great.Also 9 bump.
>>84275859Alphys was running some standard determination test on anon, but she quickly realized he was different from the other humans she met he constantly squirmed and sweat in her presence but chalked it up to social awkwardness. That was until she turned her back on him and heard the distinct sound of metal snapping and fabric tearing. She quickly turned her head to see anon's erection had torn completely through his pants exposing his enormous cock
>>84350337+1.5
10 bump.
