/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5159>"Cum In Peace" Edition--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Z3ldafan>SM64 Morgan Player Model (v1.1)https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Atmoran Affiliations (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Aedificator123>The Adventure’s of John Hue Mannhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By Oliver Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 36)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Soft Nightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88852881>Final Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88979991By Thesalaciouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By Anonymous>Arc9 Waifur Cosmetic Packhttps://files.catbox.moe/s5aqsv.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/p3vt6v.zipBy Anonymous>Impurityhttps://rentry.co/shleepeeBy BoxCrate>Electroluxe! (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 19)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84300779Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Fang!
Thonking of fishes....
>>84305172Actual story list:--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Z3ldafan>SM64 Morgan Player Model (v1.1)https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Atmoran Affiliations (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Aedificator123>The Adventure’s of John Hue Mannhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By Oliver Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 36)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Soft Nightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88852881>Final Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88979991By Thesalaciouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By 7oomer>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64762915By Anonymous>Arc9 Waifur Cosmetic Packhttps://files.catbox.moe/s5aqsv.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/p3vt6v.zipBy Anonymous>Impurityhttps://rentry.co/shleepeeBy BoxCrate>Electroluxe! (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518On-going drama about a story removal from the OP.
whats johnny up to
>>84305257Thanks
>>84305172If they run towards you while shooting, they are enemy combatants. If the limp towards you while asking for food, they are cleverly disguised enemy combatants.
>>84305257window shopper, i recognize that link
>>84305172>>84305172Actual story list:--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Z3ldafan>SM64 Morgan Player Model (v1.1)https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Atmoran Affiliations (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Aedificator123>The Adventure’s of John Hue Mannhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By Oliver Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 36)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Soft Nightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88852881>Final Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88979991By Thesalaciouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By 7oomer>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331By Anonymous>Arc9 Waifur Cosmetic Packhttps://files.catbox.moe/s5aqsv.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/p3vt6v.zipBy Anonymous>Impurityhttps://rentry.co/shleepeeBy BoxCrate>Electroluxe! (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518On-going drama about a story removal from the OP.For any and all futurel removed stories, consult the Masterbin.
>>84305291wow you draw guns good
>>84305291we should start a gofundme to get spacewhale colored markers
Doodled an Expie getting headpats
>>84305313Comm him. It'll either go to markers or to fast food. It's like a gacha game.
>>84305302>reposted it>didn't fix the typo
>>84305322GIANT LIZARD BOOBI OOOOOUGH
>>84305335Shouldn't you be in bed, baker? You did champ, you saved the thread one more night. Only a few more updates to go!
ANCHOR POSTPost your Mabel drawings for Mabel Week here!Check out her story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59847502Check out the previous week's submissions and collages at https://mega.nz/folder/RzcglSrQ#Iawkz4gzbxV-8jjMTNh_9g/folder/wmkDwDyJ
>>84305266He did say that he doesn't care that she's an antelope.
>>84305257they call me cory
>>84305313I usually like his black and white stuff better, but thats entirely because marker coloring looks odd. One colored piece of his that seemed really good was the Mabel week one he did with her passed out on the dock.
>>84305335>>84305364hmofa?
>>84305314Pet 1 trillion expies
anatomy of a gamer but its Peace and her manhe has a shirt that says "I come in Peace"she has one that says "He comes in Peace"she is floating up and down beside himthe arrows on their respective shirts move to stay pointed at each other because alien techno fabric
>>84305314Now doodle a headpat getting expied.
>>84305406Orenji moment.
>>84305337
>>84305390>>84305313this one, to be specific
>>84305292Damn I thought it got updated for a sec :(
>>84305487He updated his /collared/ story but that one sucks. If you're here Mila fuck you it was bad.
>>84305291This one is really good again.
>>84305390why does his shirt have a belt on the outside
God, I need this
>>84305172https://youtu.be/djSSouSXlc4
>>84305661does kikurage still make art?
skunk marriage
>>84305760I don't think I can ever get into this species for obvious reasons
>>84305812I'm convinced the only reason people post skunks is because of that desu
>>84305812I mean they have total control of the glands.
>>84305367Mogged by petty drama award
>>84305812If go past the association, they actually don't discharge by accident.>I don't want a sknunk waifur because she might spray meIs the same as>I don't want a waifur with a butthole because she might shit the bedAnd skunks are rather cute when you aren't afraid of being sprayed.
>>84305679Idk, I hope so.
>>84305314Thank you drwwfren
>>84305896the association still exists. like how its hard to appreciate maws without bringing up vore
>>84305920*drawfrenI don't know why I fucked that up
>>84305760one thing I'll grant is the high contrast colors do have a unique appeal. same thing with badgers
>>84305950It really isn't. Vore shit is usually straigh down the throat, I can fawn over these chompers from any angle I want.
/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5160>"" Edition--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Z3ldafan>SM64 Morgan Player Model (v1.1)https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Atmoran Affiliations (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Aedificator123>The Adventure’s of John Hue Mannhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By Oliver Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 36)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Soft Nightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88852881>Final Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88979991By Thesalaciouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By 7oomer>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331By Anonymous>Arc9 Waifur Cosmetic Packhttps://files.catbox.moe/s5aqsv.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/p3vt6v.zipBy Anonymous>Impurityhttps://rentry.co/shleepeeBy BoxCrate>Electroluxe! (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84305172Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>84305842>>84305896Okay you don't want a skunk to spray you too, so why not choose the hundred other animals that look exactly the same but don't spray?
>>84306013Don't spoonfeed them, if someone's gonna bake make them actually have to do something instead of just copy and pasting. I type part of it out MANUALLY when I do it.>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 13)They'll just bake without it and if someone bakes first with it they'll just threadsplit, while simultaneously accusing the other thread of beign a splitbake. Nonsensical, but there's no logic from these faggots.
>>84306015okay but in hmofa world would you reject a cute skunk girl who likes you just because they can spray???
>>84306015maybe he wants to spray other people with her like that scene in The Mask?
This is the format of the next OP :>>84306013When posting new thread link:New {Bread/Thread}>>{post number}>>{post number}>>{post number}Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
>>84306046because im not a fucking bigot
Do humans even cuddle after sex? Without a knot they're not really incentivized to desu>Humsbando gives you 8 whole minutes of toe curling babymaking sexo>Immediately pulls out to go play furnite afterward
Am I the only one who has seen the Atmoran link in the thread over the past threads? Even the retards posting "the correct links" are fucking stupid.
>>84305416You're not done until she says you're done...
>>84306068>Do humans even cuddle after sex?Clearly you've never been with one, they can't get enough of the fluff
>>84306068i want to cuddle all night please
>>84306073Is the "correct" baker actually fucking up something?
>>84306073I haven't been baking since this bullshit started, maybe I should again since apparently I'm one of the only ones who does it right.>>84306112Gee, you think? OF COURSE HE IS!The other thread, which was baked way before this one mind you, has all the story links in it.
>>84306068This is a distressing thought.The fact that there probably are HMs that would do something like that makes my heart ache.
>>84305291I don't know who they're fighting, but I am now imagining them gunning down whoever is spamming the story link garbage
>>84306068Humans don't cuddle because they were never taught tothey fucking MELT when offered the tiniest bit of intimacy
>>84306161Shouldn't you be more upset at whoever is excluding stories from the OP?
Put the Morgan stuff on hold for the night and imma head to sleepytime, what character should i try doodling in the pizza tower style this time? I'll try one (or maybe more) when I get up
>>84306191ruby!
>>84306043>>84306055>Don't spoonfeed them, if someone's gonna bake make them actually have to do something instead of just copy and pasting. I type part of it out MANUALLY when I do it.People don't bake because they are afraid of mistakes, it is not spoon feeding.>They'll just bake without itThere is just one shitposter who is doing this and he has been baking the last several threads. His efforts will not>keep 7oomer's story out of the masterbin>keep 7oomer's story out of the tag catalog>keep 7oomer's story out of the updatebin>keep 7oomer's story from being added back in the hmofa thread archive.>keep 7oomer's story from the scrape/content archive.
>>84305334Don't forget action figures! >:3
>>84306191Evil Rat Queen>>84306210'Roo or doe?
>>84306188now they're shooting you
/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5160>"" Edition--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Z3ldafan>SM64 Morgan Player Model (v1.1)https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Atmoran Affiliations (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/52971682By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Aedificator123>The Adventure’s of John Hue Mannhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By Oliver Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 36)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Soft Nightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88852881>Final Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88979991By Thesalaciouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By 7oomer>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331By Anonymous>Arc9 Waifur Cosmetic Packhttps://files.catbox.moe/s5aqsv.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/p3vt6v.zipBy Anonymous>Impurityhttps://rentry.co/shleepeeBy BoxCrate>Electroluxe! (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84305172Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>84305950That's like handholding and handjobs. I don't think about the lady stroking my cock while we're holding hands.I think about... well i think about her hands, but If i was thinking with my dick it'd probably be of vaginal intercourse, not a handjob.Looking at her pretty mouth, that's what i'm thinking about, that and her pretty face. Even if mouth focused stills can be rather goofy.
>>84306073I fixed it: >>84306251new thread post template: >>84306055
>>84306218>There is just one shitposter who is doing thisI suspect it's a clique of 3 or 4 actually, surely one man cannot go for a week non-fucking-stop
>>84306231The deer one
>>84306289I baked this thread but didn't bake the last one, nor do I know the person who did it. I was indifferent, but I honestly grew to dislike you over time.
it's just one guy dude, that's why the splinter threads are so slow, because everyone's there!!!!
>>84306231I already did that the other day actually
>>84306188>>84306289You'd be surprised>>84306073Calling people stupid for missing that is not fair. Especially, now that we have a shitposter trying to bake the threads every thread and removing stories. hmofa threads rely on correct "previous thread" links for prosperity.
>>84306364Tonight, on HmofaTV!Blah blah blah, you get it, I don't wanna type it all out again, just hover over the numbers to see the info and instructions.
>>84305172Let's play Morgan 64!You can find installation instructions here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83555353/#q83556132Make sure to update your Morgan 64 to v1.1!We will be playing Star Revenge 1.5: Star Takeover Redone, a romhack harder than the base game but hopefully easier than Super Mario 74.The romhack can be found here:>https://github.com/flipflopbell/SM64ExCoopMods/raw/refs/heads/main/Star%20Revenge%201.5/Star%20Revenge%201.5.zipL to California Gurls can be found here:>https://litter.catbox.moe/6up7wj.zipPassword is "hmofa"The romhack has 125 stars to collect.
>>84306331>I baked this threadInstead of recycling the perfectly good one still up?>but didn't bake the last one, nor do I know the person who did it.Something tells me some of that might not be true>I was indifferent, but I honestly grew to dislike you over time.Instead of disliking the guy who's been hijacking the OP, splitting the thread, and shitposting for a week straight over dumb personal bullshit? You're a fucking faggot dude
>>84306410>Calling people stupid for missing that is not fairFuck off retard. Stop pretending like you care about the OP.
>>84306331>I was indifferent, but I honestly grew to dislike you over time.NTA But it sounds like you're attaching sides to the issue that has no real side. I'm sorry if people get emotional over the issue but frankly I really do think it's going to lead to a bad precedent if it's let to stand with no body vocalizing about it. What would change your mind about it anyway? Always good to ask.
>>84306231Different anon, but both would be nice.
>>84306394Oh, sweet
>>84306411STARTING THE MOVIE!
>>84306441You may be too autistic to realize this, but your endless crusade over a missing story is more annoying than the people you hate. You're derailing discussion over and over again with drama most people ITT do not give a shit about. If you really care about this place as much as you say you do, you'll calm the fuck down, or at the very least wait until bump limit to discuss this stuff. I need you to understand that from the average person's perspective, they just want to post some goddamn anthros and will do it in whatever thread's available.>>84306517I was leaning towards his side when all he did was post the correct story list, but he got gradually more obnoxious. I recall an evening where the new thread was posted and nobody cared about the missing story or brought up drama. Then he posted the story list two hours in, and a minute after that someone started screaming about le Boxcrate. Maybe I'm being as schizo as he is, but that doesn't seem like a coincidence. So yeah, fuck him, me and my evil baker cabal will continue to corrupt the thread and drink adrenochrome.
Who would his Wifur be?
>engaging with shitpostersthe same guy who called for the exclusion of the story is now shitposting about its exclusion
>>84306799Need to finish this game, this guy has magnet arms??
>>84306773You think you're sounding the reasonable one here, but you're really not. You're pretty much just saying "Just give it up, let them win! Any shitting that happens in the thread is obviously the fault of the people who don't like this petty stupid crap">Then he posted the story list two hours in, and a minute after that someone started screaming about le Boxcrate.And that's his fault how?>Maybe I'm being as schizo as he is, but that doesn't seem like a coincidence.You're being extremely schizo.>So yeah, fuck him,How about you go fuck yourself you retarded faggot, I'm not falling for your dumb bullshit
>>84306843You sound like you've been caught red-handed.
oh my God, shut the fuck up
>>84306830every red seam on his body is two magnetic joints
>>84306870>>84306878Anything but blaming the faggots actually responsible for this
How come this thread doesn't have any suricate waifurs?
>The most correct next thread template thus far imohttps://pastebin.com/pBuruE0JPlease try to centralize any corrections here if you can>Correction so far:1) missing story update block: "By 7oomer\n>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 13)\nhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331"2) incorrect url for for story block: "By Lord_Boop_the_1rd\n>Atmoran Affiliations (Ch. 3)\nhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/52971682>thread template guidehttps://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/a2FugGWT3 more suggestions#1 I believe it is high time to update the template guide to be more concise and include the protocols for updating existing story update blocks with new stories. And maybe putting a limit on the number of existing updated stories in said block to be kept when updating an existing story block with a new story.#2 To avoid the propagation of split threads, do not make another thread even if the baker intentionally or unintentionally leaves out a story. The correct links can be posted below. It keeps the previous link chain sane. Also if you can, post them in a pastebin link as to not obfuscate the view of the non-meta posts#3 ctrl+f "http" can help you find new story updates posted within the thread. It doesn't mean that all text that match this are new stories, but it narrows down the search pool
So I guess the "neutral" guy who just wants a regular OP is a threadshitter. Kind of sad.
>>84306884Yeah, but what kind of Waifur would he have?
I think I'm noticing a new tactic they're pulling out
>>84306905A what?>meerkatOhDunno, you'd think there'd be one considering all the love for toobs lately
Rooikat waifur who wants ear scratches
>>84305266good shit
>>84306773Shitposter spotted
>>84306941Yes, me too.>Why are you posting hmofa? We should expend all our energy on screaming about 7oomer/boxcrate/burner/whoeverIt's all so tiresome.
>>84306987I was more referring to the people acting like anyone who says "hey we shouldn't be excluding stories from the OP" and the guy posting the correct story links are the REAL shitposters, but that too I guessKeep in mind that they will samefag and play both sides
>>84306987Always been like this just replace those names with the artist the schizo currently has a hate boner for
>>84306972What's a rooikat?
>>84306987I very simply informed him that his autistic crusade was turning people off, but seeing how poorly he reacted to that, it's evident that he's just a shitter playing both sides. Insufferable. Hope he just fucks off.
>>84307041A quick google search tells me it's a tank on wheels.
>>84306972>>84307041?
>>84306912He has spoken.
>>84307055>>84307061Its a Caracal you morons
>>84307160Nah, give me a tank waifur.
>>84305812Thinking about it it's the same as not wanting a snake waiscale because she has a venomous bite or a dragonfu because she can breath fire.
>>84306773Oh I know about the incident you're talking about. I posted the list because I was either out or woke up. I did not mean for it to cause drama. As for Boxcrate I've never talked about him>Maybe I'm being as schizo as he is, but that doesn't seem like a coincidence. So yeah, fuck him, me and my evil baker cabal will continue to corrupt the thread and drink adrenochrome.I cannot control what other people say, but do you maybe think this shitposting could be related to people not liking that something as unaligned as posting a story list unaffected by unrelated drama might set that those people aren't being honest?
>>84307183fuck i need a snake wife to almost kill me on her venom so bad
i haven't looked at this general in a week because you fuckers are actually retarded
>>84307208>sonicwe're not losing out on much
>>84307049So please explain how one post containing the correct story links is such an awful annoying thing>inb4 there's more than oneand two of them are shitposts/incorrect, so blame those people and not the guy who normally does it
>>84307208Update: Still redarded :DDD
>>84307214i'm still more on topic
>>84306073True, I make a mistake with the thread I baked because I wasn't expecting the actual story list to have a shitpost link in it. Thankfully I deleted that thread because hater baker beat me to the bake.
>>84307216I'm fine with you doing that, it's all the other bullshit you do that pisses me off. Stop bringing the OP up when we're in the middle of regular hmofa discussion, it does nothing but derail and I'm sure the shitters are happy about that. Just keep it at bump limit, for fucks sakes.
TBQH we really should be blaming the guy who left 7oomer out of the OP in first place. You shouldn't be allowed to deface the OP for petty off-site drama.
>>84307298Fucking THANK YOU yes
>>84307292Weren't you the one who initially started arguing about it?
>>84307298>>84307319Okay, blamed him. How does that change anything, retard? Is he just going to stop now because we shit up the thread in his name?
>>84307325Daaaaamn, when did Mina hit a growth spurt?
>>84307208Sheep milk
>>84307348You know, you aren't really doing what you tell others to do
>>84306043>>84306218Bake in 2020 there use to be an anon who posted a thread template so that anyone could bake the next thread.
>>84307292Homelander is a 7oomer type character
>>84307326No? Everything was going fine until (presumably) you posted this >>84306013 mid-thread instead of towards the end for no discernible reason.
I don't care
>>84307386*BackI was thinking about thread baking so I accidentally spelt back as bake.
>>84307410I'm baking you, buddy.
>>84307405its tiresome
>>84307391I didn't post that and I don't see any issue with posting that when it was. They're gonna shitpost no matter what, if it's not that they'll find another excuse.
>>84307348Of course not, but we shouldn't be using threads that are so obviously defaced.
