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>>84345315 (Dart)
"Because a spoiler makes everything faster, obviously!"
>Nickelodeon slime
>Yes
"Learning about the existence of magic has definitely, shifted some world views around"
>Roger finding $500 of Fortnite V-Bucks charged on his bank statement
>Megayan!!!!
>Maybe he will stumble upon it while out photographing
>If pokemon ruin the foundational understanding of the universe, then perhaps the understanding is false
>This should ignite the passion of science to seek the truth, Dart!
>Teleo likes sweets! Maybe another reason why he and Wha-et get along so well
"Ha! I can see that happening. Overexposure to something definitely has that effect, not matter what it is. Oh well, more for me!"
>Water seeps out from between the scales of his fingers before he cleans them off
"Not to worry, difficult for us water types to stay dirty!"
>Floaroma does sound very nice to visit once and a while
>Wha-et would probably like to go too
>That would be an interesting outing with all of them
"Definitely! Now that the League off-seasons starting up, I should have more free time"
>This body is a machine that turns free time into RP
"Uhhh. I don't think anyone's explained anything aside from vague mentionings of it. Why?"

>>84345322 (Wha-et)
(ty!)
What, scared? You? A fairy overlord of untold power? That can't be! Maybe not a manifesto, but a fairy tale! With subliminal messaging. Yea but what if the one in the sky is UGLY?
No, balls definitely become damaged if they fail to capture a mon. If they didn't then everyone would just carry regular pokeballs since you could just keep throwing it until the capture actually works! I think its that way because the company that creates them wants to make money by having trainers have to keep buying them. Perhaps. But what about your ball, hmm? That seems like a fair compromise. Is a sacrificed dreamcatcher worth saving Beryl and turning him to the good type? Oh, that, I remember now
Perhaps that is a good idea

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>>84345315
(No no no no no.)
(Hang out with the cat.)
(Yes yes yes yes. YES!)

>>84343854
"Yeah well keep thinking that, huhu~"
>Very lewd.
"Yes I am very bright and very clever. Can't find more than that anywhere else."
>She puts her mask back where it came from, in the mysterious place known as "It disappears when you put it behind your back"
"Well, unless you wanted to do something else than just y'know. Random talk that can very well happen online..."

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>>84346024
“Get yourself a spoiler first. Then we’ll talk.”
>dummy
“…yeah.”
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
“I know. I probably eat healthier, after said overexposure. So there’s that.”
>ew gross finger water
>”Ah. Right.”
“I wish I had a water move.”
>Dart craves similar cleanliness
>ha
>Yes Dart would really have to get used to that dynamic
“Good to hear. I actually didn’t know off-seasons affected your schedule.”
>Explain to Dart pls
“Ah. Okay. You live in a smaller town, yes? Probably why you didn’t hear about it. The bottom line is, an Alcremie from an Alcremie farm went a little crazy, consumed everyone, and then went around consuming more people. Mostly humans. Because she hated humans. And generally, I think they weren’t being treated well at the farm. I, uh. I don’t know how, but she also made cream seep out of people’s devices. After broadcasting a threatening message, to… a lot of stations. No clue. Don’t ask.”
>freaky
“She found the thread. She saw me coming to meet Roger. Then she found Roger, and used him as bait to catch me. She, uh, got weirdly fixated on me for a while, when I thread posted. So. I met where Roger was supposed to be, ended up being ambushed by the Alcremie, aaand… sucked in. Like a plane turbine.”
>or Kirby
“…there were a lot of people in her. But somehow I broke out, with… a combination of moves. And she exploded, and… everyone was released. The Alcremie was small again. And I… had to be convinced by Star not to execute her. Which was a good move. Because we ended up rehabilitating her successfully. She wrote me a letter, talking about how happy she was with her new trainer. Oh and, her name’s Berry. If she ever posts again.”
>I’m not gonna lie I think I fell into someone’s fetish RP by mistake but we made the most of it

>>84346583
(That is achievable)
(Dart has no clue she’s a cat, unless she’s actually posting these cat images every day)

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>>84346749
(It's implied she doesn't post pictures unless it's specifically mentioned. The pictures I post are just because it looks ugly without one.)

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>>84346749
“Maybe I will!”
>A balanced diet it’s important
>Dart was shot with that gross finger water
“It’s handy to have! If only someone could figure out a way for all TMs to work with any Pokemon”
>it would be entertaining nonetheless
“Well, not too terribly. Just, I enjoy going to Taner’s and Doro’s gym matches in person to support them. So if there’s a large event like the recent Kalos Conference, then that takes up some time”
>And then Teleo listens to the tale about the gluttonous Alcremie, and his brow furrows more and more as Dart goes on
“That sounds exactly like the kind of situation the League would step in to resolve. Huh… Did you ever figure out why she was so obsessed with you?”
>There’s some kind of energy that attracts mons like that to the forum, apparently
“Uh, well I’m glad you were fine after that. And glad that everyone else she ate was fine too. Sounds like you ended up being the hero of that situation! I’m not sure I would have been quite as merciful if that happened to me, but, seems like it ended up well afterwards?”
>At least something was salvaged from it!

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>>84334340

>Dyne nods, in as much a turtle can

>Getting entangled in government stuff is both a good way to advance one's plans and also major headaches
"Not them. Something else entirely."
>Hmm
"Fairly sure I read some things about some Fallers coming from somewhere without pokemon. But, that's conspiracy oriented site stuff."
>Yeah
"Basically, yes."

>Drinking in ways no one has drunk before
"One way to know."
>And that is with a swig!
>Tasting...it?
"I do feel the taste but..."

>>84339807
"Yes. Though I am sorta uh, bound to the devices. Tried going freestanding, and it was painful uh, spiritually"
>There are limitations to his spirit shenanigans
"Sorta, yes. I just need to stay inside."
>An EMP could maybe force out of a device. And it would be painful
"Z-crystals to enhance the electric and magentic output, and so I can truly possess the machine as a Ghost can do! And with possession, comes senses!"
>Ring goes the doorbell again
"One second."
>Slipping on the PDA on a goopy arm, to check who's in
"Ah, it is the lads."
>The who?

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>>84332927 (Teleo)
That’s true, it’s both her ability and something that’s just true about her. We work together a lot, both for the on-the-fly stuff and the plans before battle… I will say, having two minds working at a problem does give us an advantage that I’m sure every psychic type trainer is using but does sometimes feel a bit unfair in other battles, that said there aren’t any rules against it, we triple checked.

Yeah, I think he might accidentally raise their attack stats if he did his normal stuff for too long during a battle… I’ve seen him make it work like Taunt before, though. And other times he takes advantage of his own ability, he seems to be able to get Cute Charm to fire off more often than I think is covered by the normal, uh, statistics.

I’ve noticed that! It actually seems like a pretty nice place. It seems most of the threads on it keep very focused on the battle stuff. I’ve already gone ahead and reached out to the trainer in question for another training match or two, and he agreed!

I do think my experience would help a lot, if it does reopen, I think Doro would get the same advantage too. After seeing you at work, I’m glad there weren’t very many trainers with an Inteleon on their team last time, the snipe shot would be pretty much perfect for starting any battle in the royal…

I wondered about the Luxury Ball! Star has once again strongly vetoed me getting one for her. Oh well.
I, look back at my life and wonder why I typed the idea of getting Fea involved, even if Star suggested it… Don’t let Doro find out that I relayed that idea!
That’s fair! If I had a tail and someone randomly grabbed it I’d be very startled, myself!
It is. The last… I think, three regions I’ve been to, I’ve been traveling with another trainer, so this will be the first time I’m not in almost three years. My family will be with me so it won’t be lonely or anything, but it will feel more like the ‘old days’ in that way, I think.

Probably a few, for sure!

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>>84332545 (Farad)
“I know. But still!”
>As for how he got it
“Uh, well. This is going to sound very stupid. But after, um, S-512 and I happened to have the same lab as a target and worked together for the first and only time ever, more because battling for it would hurt the Pokemon captives if he won and prevented me from coming than because I was okay with it, he just left this radio hidden in a tree, and we happened to see that and find it. And I was planning to give it to Sam at the time, but then…”
>How embarrassing
“I forgot.”
>Ouch
>And he got two? Star will remind him of the second one, and he’ll find and remove the battery from that one too, if it’s still in his backpack!
>They’ve been there for years, so Taner wasn’t super worried about them exploding now, but…
“Uh, right. Do you know what Pokemon Center is closest to Sam? This place has one, of course. Do you want me to send Lightspeed or someone else with you?”
>Lightspeed’s ears perk up and suddenly he’s no longer watching the battle on TV, he’s just right there
“I -heard- my -name-!”

>>84332568 (Walker)
>I am the master of slow
/>That’s a lot to take in, but reading it twice… I think I understand a lot better now, that makes a lot of sense, even -I- hope I’m wrong about these things every time
/>The only thing I really have to add to that other than “yeah, that sounds right now that you’ve said it” is that I do think trainers with a full team respond to stuff like that more often than the average person, I’m sure I’m not the only one… And I think that if a ranger gets a call about it, dismissing it outright is, not what they should do, even if it’s a random tip from a guy they don’t know, not unless they are swamped with more important things
/>Anyway, thanks for doing the searches

>And if the anon doesn’t show up again, it’ll turn out that Taner was, in fact, wrong about this one and it was just anon posting edgy stuff lol

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>>84332868 (A.V.)
“What if the promise is to help with finding good plans? We’ll plan to find the best plan!”
>Taner is good at being enthusiastic! Star is more down to earth
<What use is a plan if it does not bring one closer to their desired outcome? Promises can help define that outcome and that definition can narrow the possibility space. I have found that the better one defines the constraints of a plan the more utility said plan ends up providing.>
>Taner blinks
“Yeah, that! And friends can help make what’s possible to plan a lot bigger, too!”

>Taner does check his Pokegear’s clock, but they are still doing well on time
>Realistically, he’d be texting Sharon right now, to see if he could get Andrea to the castle
“If that doesn’t work out, you could travel with me for a bit, maybe do some Route battles? Or, I suppose I do have that berry field that I turned into a monument in Hoenn, you could camp out there, or… well, we’ll figure something out, after the whole being a witness thing is behind you.”

>>84345507
>Would you jump into a portal out of this world?
Probably not, unless the portal was, like, stable and I knew where it was going. I'm sure there are a LOT of better, kinder worlds than this one. But I'm equally sure there are plenty of way worse ones, as sad as that is to think about.

>>84343443 (Doro)
>Meanwhile, Taner asks Doro if he wants to sign up to the League Battlenet forums, Teleo suggested it’d be a good way to keep up with trainer-related news and challenge trainers to training matches now that the League trainers aren’t quite as competitive with them most of the time
>I don’t think it needs to be a full scene but putting it here because Taner said that he’d get Doro in on it

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>>84333611
>>84335861
>>84343443
>Juuuuuust boyfriends?
“You took the words right out of my mouth, Teleo. Though I’ll put more than words back in next time we do this, if you like~”
>As for Wha-et…
>Fea just smirks
“I wooooooonder how much we could influence his dreams with a little extra pleasure…”
>Still only half serious, but he trusts Teleo to know what the other Sylveon would be fine with
“When they say two mons are joined at the hip they don’t normally mean it thaaaat literally. I wonder how long it’d take someone like Taner to notice~”
>Get knotted as a prank!
>To Verdi
“Condensed? So into crystals or cubes? I’m sure sooooooooome people would pay good money for condensed fairy ‘excitement’ I’m sure, just don’t advertise them as cum crystals, eh? Or maybe do, hehe~"
>He sees the expanding goo
“Should I lay down or stand up, which do you appreciaaaaaaaate more? Because this is a lot of Sylveon to admire and I don’t want you to miss out on any part~”
>He uses his ribbons to slide over his own body, as if presenting a present he's giving

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Unnnnngh
screaming into a plastic baaaaag on a summer niiiiight

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>>84351066
Yeah, very good at planning!

I could see that. Ah, of course he would with Cute Charm. That's definitely in character for him

Sometimes there's off topic threads, like pokemon sightings and such, but it all relates back to battling in the end, for the most part. Oh good! I told you that they would most likely be open to the idea!

Ha! Yes, it was pretty lucky you didn't have to deal with that. Honestly I'm surprised, because it is the perfect format for us. I do wonder if some are going to show up to the Royale this year

Oh? Any reason for her not wanting one? Or is it just a matter of expense?
Its ok Taner, I will keep this secret. But Fea will totally tell Doro, because he'd find it hilarious
It was very rude!
It'll be very different for sure. If you ever want a temporary traveling companion, I'm sure I could join you for a route or two. I've been meaning to give Unova more of a visit sometime anyways!

>>84349688
"Hmm. I think I heard that too. I also heard something about them just being from the past. Or the future. The information surrounding the Faller phenomena isn't very solid"
>Maybe its that way on purpose

>Drink drink drink!
"But?..."

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>>84351814
Why do you screm, Beryl

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>>84351956
I can't see my own forehead <I:I
The brim is in the way
I still gotta write a message back to hhhhhhhWhaet

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>>84352055
What if the brim is your forehead
Then you can always see it!
I did see he left you a message. You know, for someone who vehemently says you only interact with naughty sinners, and who is so sure of his own purity, he seems to really want the both of you to interact
Curious
What gift do you plan to give him for the milk and cookies?

>>84352055
Thanks for that expansion talisman, it really helped out
so
my next request is a bit more esoteric
can you whip up some sort of body switch thing?

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>>84352153
It's not though
And I can only see inside of it
Actually when it rains or snows stuff tends to accumulate on it. Rather annoying actually.
I will bring him
This...
Piece
of highly valuable...
paaaaaaper

>>84302933
Dear Whaet of multiple days ago
This is why you should never rely on Galarian products or people in any way, shape, or form.
I will bring you one
genuine
really cool
suuuuuuper rare
pink paper thingy
>It's a faux $1 Poke bill with a shitty bootleg Sylveon on it. Probably from a bad Monopoly ripoff

>>84352208
Yeah you're welcome. It'll probably wear off soon. Hope the person it was intended for didn't mind the SHRINKAGE of their other bits
lolwhat? What do I look like, Manaphy? I ain't touching that shit. Nor can I do that. If I tried I'd probably just obliterate both your souls accidentally.

>>84352396
Aw, darn.
Imagine the SEX though. Well, still, your potions are impressive. Nothing like that? transforming us into each other? My trainer ad I wanna try something like that, and manaphy ain't easy to come by.
If not, well, your potion as certainly worth it regardless, you have my thanks.

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>>84352396
Remove your skin so you can take your hat off
Forehead? Freed. Brim? Easier to clean
Oh wow, he will love paper. He might eat it
He's also planning on catching you in a pokeball, by the way, to send you to a dry cleaner's so your sins can be washed away

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>>84352488
It's a hex, it's not meant to be permanent. I don't work that way. Takes up too much energy for something you're enjoying so I won't get enough back for it
Wait you're a Pokemon?
Lemme guess
Gardevoir/Lopunny/Vaporeon/Meowscarada/Salazzle?
Is your goal to fuck yourself? Respect.
No shit they ain't easy to come by they're mythical aren't they? I doubt if there's more than like fifty of the damn things.

>>84352537
The hat is my skin. And I've done that before. It's not easy to sew it back on. Also my scalp is exposed and it's too easy to wield me like a sock puppet.
He eats paper? This explains many things. The dyes have seeped into his BRAIN
That won't work. I'm already assigned to a Pokeball. A fella named Daycare/Crimson. He don't post here no more tho

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>>84352607
Well, fair enough. But trust me, with the amount of FUCKING we'd be doing, if you could take all that energy? It'd be worth.
Good guesses.
Nope.
And the goal is to teach my trainer what it's like to get f u c k e d.

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>>84352607
Boo. Maybe you should get better at sewing, it seems you struggle with it given you sewed your face upside down that one time! Your girlfriend probably wields you like a sock puppet so that wouldn't be anything new
I haven't seen him do it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to nibble on some paper that looked tasty or something. I sure hope that isn't the case
Oh. Really? I figured you were registered to Sharon like half the mon on here

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>>84352735
So, what I'm hearing is you made me shrink his penis down to Hitler levels of tiny all so you could fist him? Just use a strap on girl.
So is this a malicious fuck or a horny fuck? That's the important question

>>84352737
I don't have any fucking fingers Teleo. Do you know how hard it is to sew without fingers? Do you? No? I thought not. Shush.
Incidentally I heard your eye got a bit banged up
I can, you know, contact a guy who can help with that. He's a witch doctor. Not a witch doctor but a witch who used to be a doctor. He's good.
Tell him that eating paper makes your penis shrink and he'll stop.
Nah, I predate Sharon. And eventually I'll probably just steal my ball away and smash it and vanish at some point. Not the first time something like that's happened.

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>>84352809
It can be both. Ever had a nice, stress-relieving hatefuck? Imagine that but you're both drunk and giggling as he tries desperately to fuck you.
it's nice.

>>84352735
>Freaky Lucario into bodyswap hijinks
Does your trainer know how lucky he is?

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>>84352809
Yes but you have magic, that should be the great equalizer in all of this. Like a magic needle you can control with your mind, oooooooh
Mmh. Yes. Yes it did. Currently wrapped up. Fun times
I'm sure the price I would have to pay to get this healed will be some trade more in his favor than I. But sure, might as well have options I guess
That is a good idea, actually
You'd really ditch all of us? That's sad. I'm sad now

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>>84352910
Hatefuck?
I'm much more of a pleasureful passionate sort of romanticist. Negative emotions and sex just don't mix. And I say this as the guy who eats people after I have sex with them.
For once, I can say, I might not be into that. Feels odd to say that.
Drunk sex is quite fun though. The hangover? Not so much.

>>84352919
It's not that simple. I'm not a Psychic, and enchanting an item to do something is going to always be risky. They tend to develop personalities. Mischievous ones. You dig.
The price will be the one he gives everyone. When you die, he's going to use the rest of you as a donor. He also only operates on someone ONCE. Ever. But he's really good I swear. Already used my once up unfortunately.
Well when you put it like that, it makes it seem like I'm valued and not just some troublesome gremlin. Fufufu~
I am a capricious soul. Would I be missed anyway?

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>>84352915
Pppft, duh. I'm a catch and a half, I tell ya.
>>84353030
Oh, wow. It's not voilent! I'd snap him in half if it was. It's more like... how best to put it? More like rough teasing. There's no negativity, it's two people taking their stress out on each other, and it's rough and needy and very, very good. Coupling like wild animals...
Hangovers can be fixed by drinking more. Pro tip.

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>>84351814
as usual as you do

>>84351939
"Probably for the sake of privacy, of the Fallers."
>That would be the purpose

>Drinking!
>Swallowing?
"But, feels like it is just there, warm. Maybe it takes a bit, or I really need an uh, artificial stomach."
>Damn
"Anyway, I would be a bad host if I didn't share."
>Passing the whiskey

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>>84353030
Then you must tame the sentient needle. Name it. Nelson. What if they turn out to be mischievous because you yourself are mischievous? Nature versus nurture
So, full body donor instead of just, organ donor. Hmm. I mean, I'm not using my body after I die, so whatever. But at the same time, I don't like the idea of him using my body for weird shit. So, I guess I'll have to think on it. Interesting rule. Was that after you got torn in half by Kong?
You are both valued and a troublesome gremlin, I think most people here would miss you if you were to just up an disappear

>>84353151
>Probably true

"Huh. So you just, absorbed the alcohol into the ferrofluid or something? I agree that you might need to make something if you want that function again"
>He's like a zappy Verdi right now
"Oh! Why thank you, very kind!"
>Teleo will take the bottle and take a swig of his own

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>>84353087
Oh. I was assuming you were both having strangely miserable and physically aggressive drunken sex. This seems more like you just enjoy roughhousing. I absolutely get that. Feels good to just go a bit CrAzY doesn't it?
Nah, I'm a Ghost. Our bodies punish us if we try to circumvent or enjoy things. Try to cheat a hangover? It comes out worse. Try to enjoy a food you enjoyed in life? Guess what, you're now intolerant to it.
God I miss cheese
I still eat cheese, I just have to take a fat SHIT afterwards

>>84353151
Nothing wrong with screaming into the air for a bit of flavor every now and then. I'm sure you do it too

>>84353219
Sounds like too much effort. It's easier to just get Daycare to do it. He likes fixing me up. I think. In spite of all of his complaining.
Well, he's using it to save lives. He's a doctor, like I said. You won't get properly buried though, so no burial for you.
Nah that wasn't a problem. If it doesn't hurt my soul gems it's just minor. I can slowly regrow if need be
What I needed him for was when I was a Misdreavus. But that's a long time ago.
Nah, you're just being nice. Doooooon't you kid yourself.

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>>84353299
Whaaat? Okay, I get why you said you ain't into that, your imagination dragged up the least-pleasant sounding sex ever. I mean, physically aggressive yes. Arceus yes.
Crazy for sex.
Oh, really? So, to stay sorta on topic, everyone loves sex. What happens if YOU do a fuck?

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>>84347240
(Fair)
(Dart shall be the one weirded out by Phoxy)

>>84347351
>eww
“Well, that would be nice. But it would also be a major detriment to competition. I feel that’d ruin the, variety, of Pokemon you’d see in competition. Specifically, if moveset availability was no longer a factor that needed to be considered.”
>he do be caring about competition
“Ah.”
>makes sense
>it’s a strange tale
“She wasn’t obsessed with me, I think she just… joined the thread to find new victims. And then, I ended up being one.”
>yeahhhh
“It’s safe to say Star saved her life that day. By giving me an extremely judgmental look. Of course, help only arrived after everything already happened. Go figure. But yes. People’s memories were sort of, fogged up, while amassed within the cream-body. Everyone emerged with amnesia. I don’t know why, either.”
>sigh
“So, PTSD was avoided. For everyone. Almost. My emotional issues after the fact were consoled, eventually. Life went on. It sort of left me with a distaste for fairy Pokemon. But, it was not strong enough to overcome my… taste. For. The fairy friends, I had.”
>sounded kinda weird at the end there, but, hopefully you get the point
“…I had another uncomfortable experience with an all-Fairy type trainer after that, and, so. Hopefully you get why it’s… hard.”
>it’s hard not to be racist

>>84351814
Just so you know, I had something come up in my schedule and have not been Lotad hunting as much as I intended. Do not be concerned about the lack of results yet. Thank you.

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>>84353299
Poor little Nelson shipped off for someone else to take care of. This sounds like Wha-et and his firstborn tribute thing. Don't be a deadbeat! Still kind of bummed that I did not get the chance to meet Daycare, everyone seems to like him
Ah. Hmm. I mean, if its just used to help other people then maybe I wouldn't mind. We'll see what the Center says about the chances of my vision coming back beforehand
Right, ok. You know, for some reason I always imagined you as coming back as a Mismagius rather than starting as a Misdreavus, and I don't know why. Was this some other incident where you got torn in half or something
I mean, yes, I am being nice. But also I wouldn't be talking to you every night you hop online if I didn't like you, so. Yes, at least I would be sad if you just disappeared. I'm sure Doro and Jeremy would too

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>>84353338
Sex is perhaps the most base form of pleasure, and yet, it is infinite in the ways it can be experienced. So many varieties to craft, so many indulgences to be glutted upon. It's like the clay of primal urges. So many... possibilities
Oh, I should clarify this is for Ghosts that are from people who died, not those from an egg. And in my case, I get this slight burning sensation in my nonexistent loins, but I've gotten so used to it I actually kinda like it now

>>84353357
Well, I never said that you HAD to find the flowery Lotad. Just was a little extra thing if you felt like it. Not like I'm gonna violently explode if you don't find it. Really now, don't worry about it too much.
In fact, if it's a bother for you, ignore it. This is supposed to be fun, remember? We're making a scrapbook. A living one!
Hey if I disappeared one day, would you care? Random question

>>84353408
Nelson never had the chance to be born, don't grieve for him. One day he'll come back. Maybe. He's a grouch but in a bullyable sort of way.
Kong and him were banging
Also he won several high profile tournaments and seemed to ignore Taner for some strange reason I never figured out.
Well, first, show me the picture of it. If it punctured the eye and hit the lens or the nerve you're fucked. Can you even open it? Have you taken the whatever out?
I started my journey in the mid 2000's after I accidentally got caught in a garbage compactor while being careless on my job as a garbageman. Shoelace got caught, then I got caught.
Always tie your shoes kids
Anyway I spent about a decade as Lil' Beryl, got into some various troubles, developed certain appetites. It's a long story involving lots of split ends
Oh yeah? That might be the nicest thing someone's said to me in a while
Weird. I don't normally get compliments.
Hrm.

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>>84353502
I know, right? There's so many different positions, ways of doing it, names to call each other. Which is why I was looking for that potion, or something like it! Imagine the experience from the complete other side... Maybe I'll ask an Alakazam if he can hook our psyches up so we think we're each other, or hire a hypno to make us think we're each other.
Its all about how damn GOOD it feels.
Based ghost. Thank arceus you just get a burning crotch, out of the myriad hexes you coulda got you got one that you've started to like. Extremely basedryl.

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>>84353299
are you sure you're screaming?
because that sounds like inhaling

>>84353219
"It is like uh, in a pocket, of the fluid. I'll have to consult the ghosts."
>Truly
>That's some good bourbon. Not top shelf, but at least three quarter up shelf.

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>>84353357
"Maybe it would. Same type attack bonus still would exist though, so there's still that dictating favored moves and such. At the same time, it would open up many strange strategies that weren't available beforehand! Give and take overall"
>Maybe Dart should be a Poketrainer and go do a circuit season or something, he clearly has a battle passion
"Ohh ok. Makes sense she might try that. Wrong place at the wrong time then"
>Quite unfortunate
"like she and Taner haven't done similar things, based on what I've heard. So that's kind of funny to hear. I wonder why that happened with their memories. Do Alcremie have some sort of memory manipulating or consuming ability?... Guess I'll look that up later. Probably for the best though that people didn't remember getting uh, mass devoured like that"
>Teleo nods along. He doesn't really get how that would make someone dislike an entire type, even if the experience was fairly horrifying. Maybe like, a distaste for Alcemie in general, but fairy types in general?
>Ah, ok, so just one negative experience after another
"Sorry to hear. I guess I can understand that eroding good will you might have had for them. But I mean, you can say that for essentially any type. I feel like this sort of racism conversation pops up every month and its always the same answer. People, no matter who they are or where they come from, can just be shitty"
>Teleo now feels kind of weird at the thought of Dart and Wha-et in the same room together

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>>84351089
>for now
/>If you say so dude
/>you’re welcome bye bye
>fingers crossed
>Best case scenario is everyone forgets about this interaction

>>84353502
I’ll try not to. I suppose. The leniency is appreciated. I’ll return to prioritizing fun.

I don’t really know, Beryl. If I were offered a chance to come save you from something, with the threat of your potential death, I would participate. I am not consciously emotionally attached to you. Yet, I know I would feel your absence. And it would leave me with a sense of disappointment, remembering that you’re gone. Consciously, I am aware that you have done things I would likely never forgive, and hope to never know about. Which is why I cannot give you any more than that.

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>>84353502
Nelson...... I hope so, it would be nice to chat. Ah, so like, Doro but not as subby
So I've heard! But him ignoring Taner is a new one. Maybe Taner just got on his nerves somehow?
Beryl I had a 4 inch piece of metal shrapnel lodged into my eye. I can open it but you know, it was sort of a bloody mess when it was removed at the Center. I'm trying to stay positive and lie to myself about the chances my vision is coming back. its looking grim
>Also deciding how I want to roll for permanent injury since the situation still isn't resolved
Right, getting uh, compacted. Not a pleasant way to go, sorry... I am glad that I do not have to wear shoes
I see. Yes i figured you would have developed some, favored tastes along the way. You do seem like you would have gotten up to plenty of trouble. You'll have to tell me some stories then
How weird was it, waking up as a pokemon?
I'm happy to hear that. I keep telling you you're my friend, even if you seem to try to downplay it or ignore it outright

>>84353602
"That makes sense, in a way. The magnetism would probably keep the fluids separated"
>Teleo will nod in approval after a moment, before passing it back
"Pretty good! Smooth, actually. I dare say that's a drinkable bottle you got there, haha! Reminds me that we're going to do some tastings at the cookout. Where did you want to do that, by the way? Your place?"
>Would be interesting to visit Orre

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>>84353563
Hypno would be a better bet. With psychic mind shifting shit it's too easy to have complications. Though that's the case with any psychic fuckery, but in that case it's less a risk of permanent mental damage
I mean it's either learn to live with it or slowly turn bitter.

>>84353602
When I inhale, ghosts fly into my mouth
When I screm, the world sounds like Halloween
So yes, I screm

>>84353703
The scrapbook is nice to see animated, but it isn't going anywhere. Not like it'll explode if left alone.
Not consciously emotionally attached are you?
Aha! Thank you Dart, you've proven my point to Teleo
Gracias, amy-go

>>84353737
See Teleo? Dart just said he wouldn't miss me if I was gone. Just proving my point. Get FUKT
Everyone got on his nerves. I don't know if he actually liked anyone except Kong.
Four inches? Damn. That eye is absolutely fucked. So you can't see out of it? At all? Rough. Do you still have depth perception.
It was the worst fifteen or so seconds of my life. And also the last. Looking down at your own dead body is very strange, especially when it's been so... compacted, as you say. I looked like a rodent that had gotten stepped on. The experience of transition to Pokemon was... traumatic.
Pro tip. Don't go back to your family first thing when you turn into a ghost. They don't take it well.

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>>84351140
>>84335861
>>84343443
"Oh, ssshush!"
>Attempted bap at the other lizard
>And also attempted simultaneous bap at Fea
>Just attempted
>Verdi moves in to carry the messiest two for cleanup, chuckles at the inquiries
"A lot, ha. Your excitement, I can just digest, Fea. More needed to exceed and condense."
>A lot of excitement....

>Doro's moments of taking the initiative can surprise
>No words needed, just the cuddling
>They need some good rest

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>>84353829
Well your sample size is just, Dart and I so far. So. I'm sure there are people that would be sad to see you go. Stop trying to brush aside that I consider you a friend :(
they sound like they have pretty similar personalities. Also, I'm sure the sex helps in that regard
Its not pretty, no. I can't see anything out of it. My depth perception is severely hampered. Its taking some getting used to. I dread the moment I try to actually shoot anything far away
That sounds pretty traumatic. Sorry you had to go through that. I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been
Yeah, I can see how they might not take that well. Was that the only time you've tried to get in touch with them?

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>>84353642
“That’s optimistic. But… sounds true. I don’t know, my thinking is rather shortsighted.”
>he would lose
>and be sad
“Yes.”
>no comment
“No clue.”
>trying as hard as he can not to be racist
>But Pokemon quite literally have an elemental aura, and Dart is not compatible with uh
>several
“That is correct. Yes.”
>looking down
“I don’t like the carelessness so often displayed by Ghosts, and their disregard for the safety of ‘living’ beings. Nor do I enjoy the typically smug attitude of a Psychic Pokémon who’s taken it upon themself to read my mind. Or hurt me. With their mind. And obviously, I do not enjoy the cutesy flashy aesthetics of Fairy types, which is not helped by my unpleasant experiences being smothered in them.”
>figuratively smothered, he means, because these fairies always be getting up in his personal space
>but also literally smothered bc alcremie
“…still, this is not a basis I use to judge others before I meet them. I promise. I just…”
>windshield wiping his eye again
“…feel as if I have far less ability to relate, towards, those Typings. Maybe it has to do with the intangibility of their overall ‘element’. Very, ethereal.”
>also not gonna mention how Celly the Fairy type was a sociopath when he met her
>and may or may not have been initially attempting to lure in prey when she invited Dart to meet her
“This is a similar category as Dark types. In their, intangible-feeling nature. But, Dark types never really bother me. My experiences with them are always, tame.”
>he’s not really sure what he’s saying at this point and it kinda sounds bad but
>venting

>>84353829
Sure.
Hm. I suddenly wish I had paid attention to your other conversations.
Oh, don’t be a sad sap.

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>>84353829
you are too much

>>84353737
"Exactly, you get it."
>Letting the connoisseur give the verdict
"Good, because I had bought multiple bottles."
>Wew
"My place works, and I don't have to go in hiding."

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>>84354007
Friend now is it? My word, I sure have shot up in the rankings now haven't I? Alright, I'll accept your personal appreciation for me, Arceus knows why, but I fully expect my novelty will wear off soon enough
That eye's fucked. Get a second opinion and then come talk to me if it's still fucked.
It's funny. You ever bend down and feel your knees pop? I had my knees literally pop out of my body. Was interesting.
I said too much. Dropping this line of conversation.

>>84354086
I'm not being sad, just proving a point
I am but a nuisance, an annoyance, a magical gimmick, a gremlin trickster, a shade of conniptions and contrivances.
etc, etc

>>84354117
In a good way or bad way?
Speaking of, would you miss me if I disappeared? Given alllll we've been through together

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>>84354086
"I don't disagree that things might become a bit samey. But at the same time, there is always a 'metagame' with competitions. Like I mentioned to that one anon recently, if you see an Aggron on the opponent's team, you can bet 99% of the time that they will use a pillowfort stall strategy with them"
>Racist bug
>There's something to be said about the natural wariness that pokemon have of their opposing types
>But being instinctually wary and overcoming that is different than actively hating a type
>So Teleo can only just shrug as Dart starts to list off his grievances
"Unpleasant to be sure. But also sounds like you remember terrible encounters more than the positive ones. I know Wisp, my Drakloak teammate, was one of the sweetest people I've ever met and would frequently take care and dote upon younger pokemon. Julius is one of the most pleasant and straightforward people I've talked to, and he's a Hypno who has to deal with that stereotype. And I know plenty of fairies that, yes, while silly and overly whimsical at times, wouldn't hurt a fly"
>He tilts his head when Dart mentions 'intangibility'
"Well, maybe you need to look at them as individual people rather than quantifying how to interact based on their associated energy"
>It does come across as venting

>>84354117
>Now that get's Teleo's attention
"Really now? Well damn, if we're doing a tasting you should have said so! could have gone to a place where we could enjoy it with AC"
>Dyne is right on that one
"Cool, sounds like a plan then. Figured it would be easier for you as well"

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>>84354184
Now? Pretty sure I've said you were a friend for a few months at this point. I don't... Why do you think its a novelty thing?
I know, damnit, I know. I didn't really process that until last night. This shit sucks so hard, man. Life really doesn't want to slowly tear me apart
Ew, ewww eww, I don't like that imagery
Oh. Sorry, didn't mean to pry

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>>84354308
You're just trying to make me feel better, ahuhuhuhu~
Goofus
Look, I've been around long enough to see how this plays out. You'll get bored of me eventually. Just youuuu waaaaait~
Now, regarding more serious matters. What I worry about is the possibility of there being any shrapnel lodged elsewhere. If that's the case, it could lead to further complications. Now I'm not a doctor, but I know enough to know that you know that I know that we both know that this shit is no joke. A sniper doesn't need to stand to aim, but he does fucking need to see. Unless he's like The End or some shit.
I have photos of my corpse from the police station. Wanna see?

No no, my fault. I shouldn't have yapped. Let's just forget about it forever and never ever bring it up again

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>>84354442
I'm not -just- trying to make you feel better, but that's one of the things I'm trying to do!
Then I'll prove you wrong in that regard!
They found plenty at the Center, the entirety of the left side of my face was hit point blank by an exploding Magnemite. I was lucky I was able to get a partial protect up enough to cover the rest of my body, or I'm sure things could have been even worse. Luckily, the other shrapnel was easier for them to extract. I'm definitely going to have some scars and marred scales from this though. And uh, yes. My nictitating membrane and crest will help to compensate for the lack of depth perception, so it may just be a case where I need to readjust to it over a period of time. We'll have to see I suppose
Ha. Maybe I should go as The End for Halloween this year
Ugh, I am morbidly curious. How gory are we talking about though, not sure I can stomach something messy after seeing what happened to my eye

Ok. Will do. Sorry

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Nya.

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>>84354184
You’re drawing a completely reductive conclusion out of the feelings I invested effort into describing for you. If you’re going to degrade yourself, do it on your own time. Don’t twist my words so you can justify a self fulfilling prophecy.

>>84354272
“That is indeed something I hate. As I’m sure… mostly everyone does.”
>hey he didn’t say “hate”
>he’s only 90% racist
>Dart’s body stiffens a bit til Teleo’s done, placing a bit more emphasis on the Dart Glare
>not an angry glare
>just a tired “ugh” feeling
>then a sigh, and response at the end
“I don’t do that.”
>fiddling with his hands
“I can think of far more enjoyable Fairy, Ghost, and Psychic experiences than negative ones. Easily. Again, I’m just…”
>Yanmega equivalent of dragging one’s hand down their face
“…there’s a reason I live out here, is all. A lot seems to get on my nerves. A lot of people. People just, being themselves. And I have to work on that.”
>alright successfully made himself feel guilty
“…Fea and Kauket would probably be making fun of me right now. This is dumb.”

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>>84354745
"It gets old fast. That's why things that shake up the format are pretty exciting. Did you watch any of the ZA Royale that happened last year? It was a very entertaining watch if you haven't"
>He didn't, but it sure seemed to come across as that
>Teleo can only offer Dart a tired smile. He's had this exact conversation so many times with different people
>But he does pat Dart on the back. He understands that the bug clearly struggles with this sort of thing and is trying
"Mmh, its hard. But isolating yourself probably isn't helping much on the 'working on it' part. Have you ever wondered why so many things seem to grind your gears?"
>It wasn't the goal to make Dart feel bad, just see that he's being a little silly about all this
"Pfft, ha! Probably. I can totally see Fea making a quip or two, but when does he not?"

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>>84354909
“I don’t think I know what that is, besides, Doro’s brief explanation. Which, if he provided real details, I already forgot. Did it have a, new gimmick?”
>one day I’ll play a character with better memory than myself
“Uh. No, not really. I feel like I just run into a lot of strange cases. Overall I… am describing myself in a way that most of my friends probably wouldn’t. I am a little rigid, but, hm.”
>He lives with 2 equally stoic people
>It’s kind of been a while since he’s spent extended time with anyone exciting
>its messin’ with his life perspective
>Fea is a sinner
“…oh, and Driploon. My other ghost friend. A, Drifloon. Believe it or not. He’s a silly ghost. We all like him. Maybe I’ll spend some time with him and, get all my… seriousness, out. He’s good at lightening things up.”
>just thinking about all his fairy/ghost/psychic friends now
>he has so many
>how was this even an issue
“It is such a shame, you weren’t around for the paintball matches.”
>would Teleo be good at aiming a non-finger gun

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>>84355946
“Instead of typical battles, it was a massive free for all in Lumiose, meaning the trainers that were participating were all in the city at the same time. You got points for defeating other teams and ranked up when you got enough. Because of the format, a 1 v 1 could have started as an ambush, only to lead to 2 other trainers joining in the middle of the battle to try to take advantage of softened up foes. It wasn’t completely ‘anything goes’, but it was pretty close”
>And lots of megas, Arceus do many megas
“It certainly seems that you do run into a lot of strange cases, but if you have way more positive interactions than that, then I think hyperfixating on the bad is doing yourself and everyone else a disservice”
>He really is describing himself as Arceus’ number one hater
>Like that one anon that really really hates fairy types
>Holy shit what if that’s actually Dart!!!!!
>Har har
>Dude definitely needs to go spend more time with his other thread friends
“Yeah I remember you saying you were friends with Driploon when we were chatting about the paintball war. And he definitely doesn’t come across as the kind of ghost you seem to vehemently hate. I think that would do you some good, because I think you’re being overly serious and that’s poisoning your worldview of quite a lot of people right now”
>Just go have some fun dude
>Thats exactly the question Teleo is asking Dart to ask himself right now
“Haha, yeah, it did seem like a lot of fun. Maybe we can get everyone together later this year to do a second one”
>Teleo knows how to shoot real guns, yeah

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>>84353974
>>84351140
>Teleo hums at Fea and reaches back to pet at his cheek and behind his ear
"Hmhm, I think that sounds lovely big guy, I'll take whatever you want to give. You and Wha-et might need to team up though~"
>Then he's bapped! Teleo's momentarily stunned before giggling like a maniac and snuggling closer to both the lizard and the Vee
"Huussssbandssssssss"
>Influence Wha-et's dreams huh?
>Well... Its not like he and Teleo haven't done similar things when they're sleeping together
>Mostly just some teasing and fondling though
"I think we could give him a very pleasant dream if we tried"
>Oh Taner would absolutely faint if he figured out what Fea and Teleo were doing in that moment
"Notice that you've been knot deep in my ass the entire time? Dunno, I think he'd figure it out quickly unless everyone gaslights him otherwise, like this morning, heheh"
>It would be kind of obvious given their position of the Sylveon's crotch and balls pressed up against the base of his tail
>Would need a way to cover that up
>Cum crystals is a hilarious thought, and of course Fea would try to find a way to sell them
"And what would you call this business of yours Fea?"
>As Verdi approaches and the Sylveon runs a ribbons down the curves of his muscular body tantalizingly, Teleo reaches over and pulls him close chest to chest, with one hand gently spreading his fairy ass to the Muk while the other pushes his cock under his fluffy sack
"There, now its easier for him to pick us both up and appreciate your goods~"
>And Teleo licks Fea on the cheek before the tentacles carry them towards the bath

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It's sunny outside, kinda want to go to the beach. Maybe in Ambrette town. Hmmm...

bumpo

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>>84346024
One can NEVER remove the possibility that the RANGERS are being handled my a superior MON¡ One that have been moving everything from the shadows. Mmm a fairy tale of a meeni ranger abusing it’s power over the INNOCENT mons, that could work. Huh, you know what, you are right, I have the perfect castle to lift up... Sharon’s mansion, after I take over it I shall make it FLYYYY¡
That’s another SIN the hummies have made, littering with pokeballs. Dumb hummies why even throw the ball when they KNOW the mon won’t be captured. I don’t have a ball¡ I’m too strong to be contained in ONE. HMMMMM, give me time to think that one, you never know when a super BERYL might show up, I can’t just go and break dreamcatcher nilly willy.

>>84352396
Dear BERYl

I learned that now, Teleo says to bring in the rare dream catchers I have from Paldea, but then he wants me to BREAK THEM. He is going insaeno tbhqh.

>He picks up the bill amazed and takes one small bite on the corner to check if its authentic.
>It’s authentic¡
OMG thanks Beryl I never knew these bills existed¡ Must be some rare printing.

I will leave you a cupcake and chocolate milk, but make sure to pick them up before I bite them in my sleep¡

XoXo
Wha-et

bup

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This is a stupid as fuck question, but how do you know if your pokemon is depressed

>>84363434
take it to a center

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>>84359037
(Yum)

>>84361678
Hmm. This is a possibility. Who do you believe the culprit to be? Maybe a Metagross. See, there you go, you already have a solid idea for a book. Now you just need to write it! Just one page a day, you can do it! Hmm, you still need to figure out a way to take the place over. Maybe if Beryl’s dry cleaner fairy baptism works, you can do that to all the other ghosts there and easily take your place as the true lord of the castle. But how are you going to dig the castle out from the ground? Perhaps you should practice with some sandcastles first
I mean, true, they should be cleaning up after themselves. They’d get in trouble if someone were to report them. Littering fines along the routes are pretty brutal. Theres always a chance the ball works! And sometimes you just need to have faith! Or they like to gamble, one of the two. Right, of course, too powerful to contain even within a master ball. But hypothetically, if there was an emergency and I needed to transport you to a Center within your hypothetical pokeball, where would it be? Well the idea would be to just create the one dreamcatcher breaker so that you can catch Beryl and get him to the dry cleaners. You don’t need to mass produce them!

>>84363434
Ah, well it’s going to be similar to humans. Do they seem to not be enjoying the things they used to? Sleeping more or having less energy than usual? Isolating themselves? You can try taking them to a center like that anon mentioned, and they might be able to see if it’s depression. Other than that, just try taking to them, sometimes they just need help and don’t know how to bring that topic up

up

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>>84365405
(Yellow pubes Blaziken is hot, but I feel like if I just give Blazy white pubes canonically, it'll make her lewd all the time because you'd just see them all the time.)

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>>84365405
That’d make sense, they are supposedly so smart trying to keep the fair cute FAIRIES down. I shall do it, I even have my first martyr in JEREMY, I shall immortalize his story to ENHANCE and promote more like him. Beryl will be patient zero for the de-ghostening of the mansion. I should use a flower smelling detergent, something FRESH to really scrub all his kinks out. That’s a good question, I wonder how the current castle does it.... maybe it has a bunch of ballons attached.

God thing wild mons like me can’t get fined. Dumb hummies they sometimes throw them to me¡ thinking I’d fall for such puny tricks. Exactly¡ Only I can contain my power. Hmmmm HYPOTHETICALLY you would be out of luck, since it would be in Paldea¡ Hmmmm cleaning beryl or losing one beryl-tier dreamcatcher... it’s a hard decision.

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>>84357207
“Ohh, I think I might’ve heard of that. It sounds like it’d be an… emotional rollercoaster, frankly.”
>but no megayan
“I know. That’s… life, it seems. Always focusing on the bad instead of the good. I like to think that’s not a regular thing with me, I’ve just been a little off recently.”
>dude that anon has been making that same post for almost 5 years straight
>the definition of insanity
>I think I’ve anon posted once ever, and I don’t even remember why
>it feels dishonest
“Ah, sorry. The woes of telling stories to new people. I completely lose track of, who I’ve already told them to.”
>Dart’s just gonna return to his Poké photography anyways
>but hopefully with less hater energy festering in him
“Maybe. In hindsight, I have no idea what equipment was rented and what was kept. I have been in a paintball gun fight, a laser tag gun fight, a water gun fight, and a… real gun fight. I didn’t have a gun in that one, though. That one was unfair.”
>domestic terrorism memories
“Funny question. You’re a starter Pokemon. Did you ever get acquainted with the other two starters of your region? I always wondered if they grouped you together as a trio. I know you mentioned living in the wild, but I wasn’t sure what the transition was like for you. Or, if you alone were simply caught by your trainer, and that was that.”
>basically, was Teleo a part of someone’s “choose your starter” option select screen or not

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>>84354184
yes
and also very much yes

>>84359037
now what would stop you?

>>84363434
listen to the signals

>>84354272
"Then that's official, we don't need to stick around the jungle!"
>That's many cheers
"My grill has not seen action in a while. I'll just need to figure out eating in time."

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>>84367842
(Very true. And ehhh, maybe a little bit)

>>84368188
That and they're also steel type, so you know they want to keep the fairies down! Do not martyr the Jermo, he deserves better than that. Maybe you can find some other fantatical mon to do it. Hmm, maybe Paldean wildflower, that would ensure he comes back as a proper fairy. What, like that one movie Up? You would need a lot of balloons... Maybe you can ask some Wigglytuff to float the castle up into the sky

True, but they just get chased off away from the routes if they keep causing trouble. Oh really? So they've tossed pokeballs at you and they never work, huh? Interesting. Well, hypothetically, maybe you should keep your hypothetical ball in your bag just in case of an emergency! I think it is a worth while sacrifice, because then you've proven that all mon that are pure become fairies!

>>84369016
"Ahh, sweet sweet AC..."
>The cheering is justified. It is HOT
"Well hopefully it still works. Probably would be a good idea to test that before everyone comes over. That too, would be mighty unfortunate if you couldn't eat and had to watch everyone enjoy those burgers!"

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>>84368199
"It did not seem for the faint of heart, I'll tell you that much"
>Teleo crosses his arms on the table and rests his head
"Definitely. Nah, I understand how you feel. The bad stuff sticks out more than the good with, well, basically everything. Kind of just need to remind yourself that one bad experience shouldn't sour the entire pot. But uh, yeah. Hope you get out of your funk, I don't like seeing friends having to struggle with that kind of stuff"
>5 years is actually crazy
>Like mental illness
>Yeah that's fair
>Teleo waves the bug off
"Ah its alright, with so many people its definitely hard to keep track of it all"
>Pokephotography is supposed to be relaxing, not hate simmering!
"Bastards didn't give you a machine gun to do strafes with? No fun..."
>Does seem like, aside from the literal life or death battle, there's been plenty of fun
"Pretty sure you can rent basically everything you would need for paintballing. Though, I think you guys mentioned having to get custom gear for those without human-standard anatomy. We could make it work. Just give Sam more things to work on, haha"
>That question throws him off
"Hmm? Oh, I was never wild. I think you might be confusing me with someone else. I was a lab starter mon through and through. I... Vaguely interacting with a Scorbunny and a Grookey, but I was adopted at such a young age that I don't remember too much of my time there. Granted, once I we were actually playing in the Minor Division, we did occasionally come across someone with a starter. Always was funny matching up against another one of my own species. Felt like a personal test"

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Do not learn how to speak Pokemon
I spent five years learning how to do so and all around me every summer I hear the Ninjask screaming "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX?!" nonstop

>>84371363
Does it sound like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxFr_oDSTI

>>84372686
Pretty much but there's hundreds of them at once and they go all night and all day

>>84372728
don't go learn bird language either, now

>>84372728
My condolences.

>>84372736
Oh no, I hear them too
This is worse
Trust me

>>84372779
welp
time to get some earplugs

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>>84351939
I feel like I’m better at the short term planning and she’s better at the long-term planning but, it sometimes becomes hard to tell who’s doing what in the planning when we are literally putting our heads together on a problem.

It’s a pretty fitting ability for him, just like Adaptability is for Star. Don’t know what we’d have done if she had the one that apparently makes running away easier? I’m sure she’d have worked tirelessly to figure out exactly how that works, if it's just better instincts, or affecting probabilities in the favor of the person with the ability specifically when they run away, and so on. Not sure it ever could have been applied to battle like Adaptability but I’m sure she’d have found some way to make it useful.

I’m surprised too. I highly suspect that trainers from other regions who’ve caught wind of it will be showing up with teams that are more suited for it, in fact, I found some talk about it online already…

It’s entirely a matter of expense. Or, wait, no, she’s correcting me– she also doesn’t want her Friendball to stand out among the others as that could make it a target, and a Luxury ball is more likely to attract the attention of thieves in general. She says that’s a minor consideration compared to the fact that she’d rather the money be used for other things, but it is one.

He probably will. Which means I can’t allow Fea to know. If you tell him about the idea, don’t mention I had any part in it!
No kidding! And dangerous, some Pokemon would have reacted a lot worse to that, especially any only recently joining a trainer from the wild I’d imagine…
That sounds like a great idea! What areas of Unova are you thinking you’d most enjoy visiting?

>Going to assume this conversation is still happening before the eye thing, which is going to be it's own set of trauma...

>>84353703
/>Next time, we've got to find a more fun topic to talk about!

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>>84353974
>>84358221
>>84343443
>Fea dodges the bap but leans into the carry
>First, the response to Verdi
“Don’t be so sure, the tap hasn’t run dry quite yet!”
>Then, to Teleo
“Of course we will, can’t give you a taste test without examples, you’ll have to tell us how well sweet and spicy go together~”
>Looks like Teleo may be on board after all, and Fea seems to take that as a sign that Wha-et would be too
“Think he’d dream about both of us? I’ve heard that Sylveon ribbons can influence dreams somewhat, seems to work with Prenne~”
>Taner would go so red he’d evolve into a Flareon on the spot
“But what if you wear a loooooooong cape, covering all the evidence?”
>It’d still be very obvious
“I’d call it the Cum one, Cum al to the emporium of condensed looooove~ Or if that’s too long, ‘Pokenut shop’”
>He deserved that bap he dodged
>Then he gets repositioned
“Oh my~ Sure that’s what this is for, no waaaaaay you are going to ‘accidently’ slide right on in there during the cleaning, eh~? Naughty naughty Inteleon!”

>>84359037
It’s nice and sunny, but a little too hot for us non-fire types… Still, a perfect day for you to enjoy the beach, perhaps!

>>84371363
Thankfully, there ARE some things Star will refrain from translating for me… even if she tells me about them.

>>84363434
Pretty much what everyone else has said, Teleo most of all. Don’t think I can add to his reply, he covered it better than I could have.

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How do I get my Kazam to stop smoking? He keeps stealing my packs

>>84373709
You must stop smoking, idiot.

>>84373709
Show him pictures of the lungs of people who smoke, and also tell him it reduces your IQ in the long term
Then if that don't work, show him this vid
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuh2w2sFRMI

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>>84351102
"...plans are a personal thing."
>He keeps the plans to himself after all. Unless those are more than plans?
"Of course Star, but that needs promises to be reliable. Though, you have done a lot for me already."
>Estimating still what are the chances Taner actually follows though with a promise

>As they eat
"That could work, actually. Easier to maintain and grow the team too, numbers game and all....wait, what do you mean with the berry field?"
>Making mental notes
>Monad knows THAT look
>But also can't say anything without Andrea hearing her, currently

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>>84331024 (Teleo (with a fucking based draw)
>>84332489 (Taner)
>>84332545 (Farad)
>>84339807 (Jeremy)
>>84343443 (Doro)
>watching as the group descends on him through the totally-not-security cameras, Pelipper gulps, partially in fear, partially trying to keep his lunch down

>>84373924
(Man how do you get your lines so SMOOTH?)
(With what appears to just be a pen?)
(Ballpoint?

>>84373960
(I use a set of micron felt tipped pens, 0.005 - 0.8, alongside a brush and a chisel tip! I have to buy sketchbooks with thicker pages so there's no bleed through but it's worth it imo :3)

>>84374014
(I'll goddamn say)
(I will keep this knowledge in mind. I didn't even know they made stuff like that)

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>>84351089
>Farad listens
>And facepalms. Facefins?
"I don't know which part is the worst one."
>Two radios in the same set. Same model, same number of channels...?
"Closest center would be the one in central Las Zirconias, in the main boulevard. I'll have Sam pick them up over there, he'll be fine."
>Picking the radios up...and squint
"Did you do something with the channel selector? The last channel is blacked out in this one."
>The formerly sweaty one

>>84373924
>>84331024
>>84332489
>>84339807
>>84343443
(Hell yeah for the drawings)

>Good thing he set up shop somewhere with a lot of electrical machinery and mons
>Otherwise that active security room would stand out a lot more

"If there is a security room, it should be able to sense it...rrghhhh, too many signals at once, this will be difficult."

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>>84373924
>>84374148
>>84332489
>>84339807
>>84343443
>Teleo remains silent as Star tells him to not immediately dome the Pelipper
>As much as he'd love to ignore her advice and let all the emotional toll of this ordeal take over, he can't deny the logic
>However, he doesn't appreciate the inherent dismissal that Jackson and the Minun are still alive
"...Fine, you're right. Because if those two don't make it, then what was the point of all this suffering?"
>He removes his hand from his mangled eye. The palm is bright red and sticky
>Then Jeremy suggests that the bird has to be watching them from somewhere...
>Security room?
"That... could definitely be. Would make sense to set up in a spot you can see the entire facility from"
>Farad suggests trying to sense the security room, which could work if he wasn't so injured, but there's a simpler way to go about it
"Here. Lightspeed! Look at this for a second!"
>Teleo pulls out the map he was looking at from earlier of New Mauville and points out the security room
"If Jeremy's correct, he should be here"

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>>84374471
"Lemme help with that injury Teleo"
>He pushes the metal in as far as it can possibly go

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>>84371363
Hahaha. Cursed knowledge, isn't it?

>>84372660
(Dawwwwg)

>>84373645
I can see that. She's definitely logical and calculating, to a high degree, but that can get in the way of making snap decisions. So good thing you're there to bring the moment back into focus!

Oh it is. Very in character for Fea, and I'm sure there's no other ability he would rather have. Yes that ability is an odd one in competitive battling. Useful in the wild for sure, extremely useful even. But running away in a match isn't very, conducive, to winning. Really depends on what the definition of 'running away' is for the ability to activate. Maybe it could be used to enhance dodging and kiting capability

A meta will always emerge if something is competitive, no matter what. The Royale will be no different. I am expecting a lot of long ranged combatants that can pick off teams right after they finish a fight just to score some easy points. Rats! That's what I would do anyways, heheh

Fair. I never really had an issue with anyone attempting to steal my ball, but it did attract attention if it was brought out. Another reason why I typically liked staying out of it when I could help it. But yes, they're pretty pricey!

Fea will find out somehow. He always does. I hope you are prepared for the consequences of you playing a part in all this~
I hope they weren't just grabbing random pokemon's tails when they had the chance. Because yes, that's a great way to get bit, or worse. Maybe they thought they could get away with it because I'm a starter
Hmm, Castelia and Nimbasa for sure. It would be interesting to see the Dragonspiral Tower over in Icirrus. Any places you recommend aside from those?

>Oh yeah, I figured this was well before that

>>84373709
I don't really know the best ways to go about it. When I stopped smoking, I just went cold turkey. Which was horrible. Absolutely terrible. But I powered through it and was fine afterwards

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>>84374711
(something's coming.)

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>>84374733
(ooh very close then)

>>84374696
>Unholy lizard screaming

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(Good night everyone, I'll catch up on the rest of the replies tomorrow)

>>84374148
>>84374471
>>84339807
>>84343443
(Awesome pics as always)
>Star’s tone wasn’t completely dismissing the idea them being alive, but some of her pessimism may have bled through; she's clearly already preparing herself for the worst
>Her reply would normally be “to prevent future suffering” but now is not the time for philosophy, or any distractions really
>Jeremy’s information is very good, and makes a lot of sense
>Lightspeed skids to a stop and then is there, looking at the map
>That’s a very good idea, Teleo knows the Jolteon is very good at following maps, mental or otherwise
>He only needs a few moments to look at it before he has it all in his head
“I’ll go -strait- there!”
>And so he does, the Jolteon on a mad dash to the security room
>Even if he has to bust down the door, he may give it a “Take Down” level of force, taking the blowback on himself… if that doesn’t work, they’ll have to get more creative
>Teleo might be able to snipe shot it down, but they could also have Dream freeze and Inferno heat it like they did with the Zodiac doors

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>>84371363
This is true

>>84373645
/>uhuh

>>84370143
“I like fast-paced. Maybe it would be my thing, after all. Who knows.”
>Dart will plop his head down on the counter like a dog
>grumbling
“..grumpy… grump funk..”
>angry old man funk
>i also totally forgot that anon used to post like, crudely drawn sylveon’s being lowered onto buzzsaws
>absurd
“No machine gun. Though, I feel like attempting to use one would… completely throw off my flight.”
>recoil
>har har
“We definitely had to make custom modifications. More crude than anything Sam makes. Those are probably what we kept.”
>oop
“Oh, then I was probably thinking about the time you mentioned liking high-up places, and how it might relate to wild-Inteleon instincts, or something. Anyway.”
>pretty basic answers
“Oh, that’s how I’d feel too. I… have never battled another Yanmega. It would suddenly feel very personal. And then I’d… probably have a crisis, if I lost.”
>chuckle
“Not really. That’s joke.”
>he hopes

>>84375102
(goodbye tanyr)

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>>84358221
>>84343443
>>84373654
>Everyone hop on the cum train to the bathroom!
>Well, more of a cum barge. Cum pleasure barge, capacity 2
"Feeling, I will be good for the next few days."
>Meaning, that Fea will overload Verdi in fluids
>But first, how does the bathroom look like?

>Thus leaves Zaffre cuddling with Doro, and Realgar a bit alone
>Fire lizard may join up Whaet on a nap

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>>84374148
(Hell yeah indeed, always a pleasure to see spontaneous art in the wild)
>>84374471
(speaking of which, another banger absolute banger, keep it up brother!)
>>84375102
(nini, sweet dreams :3)

>turns out the door wasn't quite as complicated as the others in the facility, the security room having a simple wood frame.
>While the excessive force wasn't quite necessary, however, that isn't to say it wasn't effective

"Oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK-

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(Samurott is getting added to tcg pocket, which means the only starter that isn't included in the game is Delphox, fuck you dena, fuck you.)

>>84369016
Nothing, I'm just saying I kinda want it.

>>84369991
(Convenient pubes that are invisible until something lewd happens)

>>84373654
Oh yes, very much so. Come on, it's just a little heat, if you don't move too much it's fine I guess.

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>>84375522
"If you like fast paced, then I think you would. I am fairly certain both Taner and Doro might be planning on signing up if they host it again. I'm sure they would be willing to have you along"
>Grumbly bug
>Teleo reaches over and gives him a pat on the head
"There, there. You'll get past it"
>Lmao. I'm not surprised
"Ehh, there's definitely a kick, but surely you are not light enough that it would throw you wholly off course. Might need to compensate just a bit, but your wings are very powerful"
>Sam could probably get all the stuff together for the paintball war and host it at his new place
"Ahh. Yes, that's just what I assume wild Inteleon do based on how, I guess comfortable on a baser level it is being on high elevation in open areas. My only 'wild experience' is living on the routes during our circuit run, haha!"
>Teleo chuckles
"I kind of does feel overly serious compared to other battles. But also very satisfying when you win one"
>No crisis for the bug!!

>>84375951
(There we go, an elegant solution!)

>>84375828
>>84375102
>>84374148
(Thank you!!)
(Also LOL at the fuckass kid pushing the shrapnel in Teleo's eye omg)
(And night Taner!)
>Its a sprint to keep up with the Jolteon
>When he wants to go, he GOES
>Its a bit of a struggle for Teleo, but with Mars' help he manages to not be left behind
>The crash of Lightspeed hurling himself into the door and wooden splinters spraying into the room gives him the push he needs to get there
>The sheer panic in Pelipper's voice is definitely music to his ears
>Teleo waits in the gloom of the doorway, glowering at the bird and finger affixed towards him, an intimidating presence that dares the bird try anything funny
>Now for Lightspeed to toss the ultra ball at the Pelipper. If Taner is correct, it should suck up the bird and free the other two...