haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84333885/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
i love
I love you poss
i love my pbf
i think that me guy is stupid we should kick his ass
aqngryu angry angry angry jerk off angry cant jerk too much penis angvryu angry need eep penis jerk need angry angry
the snep lashes out in fear
>>84346120i just finished jorking it now i gotta go to work good luck poss
>>84346098he's not that bad
>>84346172sneps don't live in environments with snakes so they would have no reason to be afraid of cucumbers like most felines
>>84346246smart poss....
i wish i could top a man
I love nonny
can he?
>>84346481i'm a fox but i like saying meow a lot in dms anyway
vote vote vote vote vote! ! ! ! !https://rentry.co/zpmi5sm9
>>84346550where's the kys option?
>>84346550why hide it behind a rentry link do you think there are evil bots that would spam an opobbler vote
>>84346550>needs your emailsorry poss but i think ill passwould vote for garbanzo if it wasnt for that though
>>84346571possy why so negative?
>>84346577sorry i tried but it told me it looked like spam
>>84346414I like this picture
>>84346246that doesnt rule out convergent evolution
>>84346646oh that's really weird usually trash lets most links fly
>>84346656he looks sillyi really like the big hole in his shorts for his big tail. makes me think how easy it is for his tailhole to accidentally show
what if i did this to you
>>84346550done!!!!
>>84346808what a dick
this is porn from two thousand and three brought to my and your eyeballs via the power of the internethow fucking cool is thatimagine drawing porn in 03 and people are jorking to it 23 years lateri wish i lived in 2003 id probably have more friends and people telling me to draw and maybe id be able to get comms and i'd be able to post on an actual fucking website and i'd probably have a cool big boy job unrelated to art that isn't retail and i'd listen to whatever music was big in 03 i actually can't remember and i'd have sex with boys and and and and and
>>84346623ill vote for you with my burner
>>84346891thank you poss... he looks a lot like his name is garbanzo or maybe even fig
me going through the intrusive thought of ruining my relationship with my pbf just to feel the catharsis afterwards
>>84347136same i've done that so many times
dick is 1000000000000% better than pussy
>>84347136this but i imagine my pbf ghosting me instead
>>84347384this but ill never get to have any
if nobody is going to mutually engage in nostalgia with me i'm going to cry
waaaaa
even just thinking about dick goes pretty hard
>>84347455yeah bro
>>84346808
i think i have carpal tunnel from gooning
younger bf who calls me dad and i treat him like a son and we have a happy family
>>84347553yeah bro
>>84347694yeah bro
>>84347553carpet tunnel from mooning
you ever just lie in bed at night and imagine he's taking it from the side nice and slow and you can feel every inch of it and he's sorta lifting your leg by the thigh and griding a little bit when he's all the way in and you can feel his breath on your neck and sometimes his teethme neither
what was even going on in 2003 aside from carpet bombing sand dunes?Soul Calibur 2 and Dixie Chicks going by wikipediawhat a year
>>84347939i don't need to imagine :)
nobody here likes you
im so happy for you haha :)))) im totally not envious at all
eddy was never good at standing his ground. whenever he started to raise his voice, it would crack and his eyes would begin watering. he didn't understand why. maybe it was possibly because whenever he tried to speak back to his parents to defend himself they would just shut him down immediately. that made eddy cry. and when he cried, his parents would tell him he had no reason to, which led to more crying. but that was when he was still a kid. now he's an adult. but it still happened and he didn't understand why. he hates his parents so much for this, he believes he'd be better off without them. eddy wishes he was more assertive. maybe then he wouldn't still live under his parents' roof. maybe then he'd put his life all back together.>>84306409shhhh possy, you're not retarded, take your time to work on your masterpiece.eddyfolder: https://mega.nz/folder/imAwHDQI#QIzFbihain21caVcJCGKFA
>>84347939no
>>84348056eww fat
sabrina was still hotFinal Fantasy X-2 came out in 03 that's fun>>84348001i know grinner is usually the guy posting porn nowadays but i'm not her
You can tell thread is healing when smiley is gone adn eddy arrives
>>84348056this is fucking disgusting
>>84348064
>>84348056i want to see the design on his undies
i know for a fact no possy here would like me bc im full of body hair and it looks bad so bad
>>84348056reminds me of my first pbf>vomits a bit
>>84348097what happened to his wosser
>>84348119i like masculine guys so hairy bodies are a plus for me
hot sauce on fired chicken now thats good eatin nigga
>>84348056guys ass has less razorburn than the femoids legs below, hes a keeper
>>84348119i love hairy dudes but if you have flabby thighs do some squats or just eat less idc which
>>84348056im just replying to this post because everyone else is
>just eat lessmake meplease
bedtime now i will be retroblasting the thread again tomorrow participation is mandatory
i think he looks nicei'd cuddle
>>84348112>>84348186pbf property
>>84348295unf
>>84348295stop posting humans they're so fucking ugly
commie parents wondering what that package of nazi ammo for a gun is so you tell them its a bunch of gay sex toys
>>84348295peccy
>>84348295the tattoos are lame but he has a really hot body so its okay
>>84348295bulge sniffing urge intensifying
People with quick wits and a sense of humor have the skill to cap off a punchline with a sharp retort that gets the whole room laughing. Those who aren't funny but desperately want to seem smart end up imitating this, narrowing their perspective and playing a self-satisfying game of free association for the rest of their lives. Those metaphors and wordplay of theirs don't serve as punchlines in the flow of the conversation—they're just pointless dribble that can't play any role, so they just pile up as backlog debt waiting to be processed.
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>>84348475israelgpt post
he isnt fat he looks hot wtf
I'm so fucking sad I learned the altcode for emdashes just a couple years before the rise of llms
>>84348314yeah………>>84348320im actually pretty wossy for them>>84348356ye ah….>>84348357yeah….>>84348392!!!!!
>>84348529emdash is literally just a fancy dash - (lol) i didnt even know it was special until people made a deal out of chatgpt using it, why would you bother learning the alt code
>>84348545kill yourself you fucking nigger. you have a million places to post shitty human porn. fuck off. fuck you. not even fucking pretending by having them be fursuiters anymore either. fuck you nigger.
you guys are all so insanely basicand stupidzero taste
>>84348556because I care about punctuationNow I performatively use "--" to signal my humanity but it's not the same
so true bestie
>>84348545are boys allowed to have butts like this
>>84348564why are you so mad?
>>84348527i dont get it either
The Pointless Dribblerrr
>>84348564>>84348569Just wait until this retard realizes humans are posting here and not animals
>>84346172me when i'm anxious at most things for no reason
>>84348609He's a chud, just ignore the sourposs posters.
remember these guys
>>84348632>>84348661kill yourself. humans are the fucking worst. if i wanted to look at humans i wouldnt be on the internet. stop posting them.
>>84348632>not animalsumm
>>84348587i think so
>>84348295i could never have sex with someone with tattoos of a person or character, it would be too distracting
>>84348681aren't you like 40 years oldwhy do you talk like a child
>>84348670yeah. that video was huge
>>84348632i like to pretend to be an animal some times
>>84348609its smiley trying to lash out anonymously after his thrashing last thread
what's up with all the therians here
what's up with all the ryans here
>>84348661kys maid
>>84348475they play their role as the qlippoth archetype
>>84348693i wanna cum on his butt
>>84348715>>84348911 was my first post itt and i didnt even scroll down to read your post before making it
>>84348556oh wait i forgot about this one too sorry
>>84348699im 82
are we having another shitpost thread because this retard needs to reply to anyone who mentions him
im going to bed i hope euro hours are better
>>84348378I wanna register that domain but idk what I'd do with it
>>84348979why do so many fursuiters have this exact brand of harness
damn i missed the retro porn hour
>>84349034because queers are made in a factory and implanted with a brainchip to make them similar
>>84348992Ferks will be back soon so thread quality will improve a lot!
>>84348961oh i forgot about my declaration sorry ill go back to quietness
>>84348961what is his name? smiley?
>>84348064I say this when II say this
nows your chance to be a big shotbe a big be a big be a big shot
>charlie kirk's wife is now dating a buff black guy
>>84349450it's a mean thing to say you should stop
>>84349481its ok I'm not saying it to anyone
dumb frogposter
>>84349507hol uplet him cook
>frogposting
>>84349518the mark of a tourist a classic
wake up at 7:20 shower make breakfast get to work at 9:30 leave work at 6 grocery shop until 7 get home do chores make dinner until 8:45need to make at least 4 phone calls for dumb annoying fucking bullshit because reading my emails or letting me email you is too hardcant even make phone calls because im always fucking working during phone call hoursi need a boyfriend to blow my head off for me
>>84349544damn this pathetic nigga is cute
>>84349544i thought he hated the bug
>>84349604im sort of like him except im not cute i dont have a boyfriend i dont have any friends actually nobody takes pictures of me i dont have an instagram and i dont have a couch
>>84349654same but i do have a couch
penis inspection at the posshouse
kinda wanna pig out on pepperoni amd pork loin and shredded cheese at 10pmi wish i had more snackable vegetables in the fridge
im hungry but theres nothing easy to make and my body is fucked so i cant cook guess ill die
>>84349922mines smelly
>>84350041good poss, you get extra suckies
the killer awoke before dawnhe put his boots on
>>84350113does he put his boots on sock boot sock boot, or both socks first? does he sleep with socks on and wear those with his boots? what kind of boots does he wear?
>>84350113original was good but i might like the nico version more
>>84349922inspect THIS
>>84350290disgusting
>>84350290nice and wrinkly...very good
no one ever wants to see MY penis... sigh...
i got a furry zine (pronounced zeen)
any1 wanna smell my cock
pbf who draws you as a cub getting molested by him as an anniversary present
>>84350517maybe later
>>84350325I dopost your penis>>84350517I do post your penis
>>84350528one of the hottest pics i've ever seen on e6 was somebody who drew themselves as a cub getting reamed by their bf in public as an anniversary gift and it kinda hurts i'll never have somebody who's in my head like that
PBF who’s an artist and gets my fetishes perfectly would be a terrifying siren to which I am forced to swim, inevitably cracking my head on the rocks of not being a good pbf and sinking into the sea of settling for a straight relationship that makes me incredibly unhappy.
>>84350715how do you think watching you do that makes him feel
not good enough at drawing to deserve a pbf
>>84350726well i was being metaphorical and i have no experience with relationships so im pretty clueless about every aspect of this scenario and cant answer your question at all.
>>84350803do you wanna be bad at art togetherplatonically or nonplatonically i need artfriends
I'm running out of violent revenge fantasy day dream scenariosAnyone got any ideas?
>>84350887umm i dont know im shy
>>84350926you fucking me to death
>>84350926*kisses ur pussy*
>>84350346what of
>>84350535https://litter.catbox.moe/eqc8qdayong873jb.jpg
>>84350996yumm....
sometimes you people post weens and i doubletake to recall if i've sucked that ween b4
>>84350926no sorry
>>84350964abt how hes proud to be a furry
:3
>>84350926all of my fantasies are about people trying to mess with me and they push me over the edge and i retaliate by beating the shit out of them
>>84350678erm link
>>84351136cub is banned on trash
>>84351174you can post cub on trash if you're cool about it
>hey do you wanna play something tonight>no sorry but we can play tomorrow>*dont hear from them all day*why do i even bother
please dont post cub i like coming here
>>84351174you can link
>>84351187>>84351227no spoonfeeding fuck younot a hard find anyways
>>84351225what's wrong with some yo
>have to poop real bad>world's tiniest turd and a flood of gas comes outI feel cheated
>>84351248it's okay if it's for fellow posses
>>84351248yeah let me just scroll through every page of cub anal in_public to find this picretard
pbf who's perfectly normal and sometimes cooks tacos for dinner.
>>84351360you might have a zary not a pbf
>>84351264its gross and makes wosser not happy
I thought I'd hang out with losers in the woods a lot more when I was older
>>84351392you might be a little broken because cub makes me feel really good
>>84348295only nitwits and wannabe tough guys get tattoos
>>84351352>>84351322youre gonna jerk off to it once and never again who car
>>84351400you’re the broken one
>>84351401reminded me that a strange amount of suiters who post their bodies online have tattoos
>>84351400why cant it be small and cute but adult though
:(
>>84351128Same
>>84351322>>843513523095325if i get beaned i'm going to fuck the thread sideways for a month after it expires>>84351465it just cantits like asking why it has to be two dudes instead of dudeXfuta or hyper instead of size difference
>>84351585the guy who posted feral horse porn in catbox links didnt get banned iirc
>>84351585erm you lied they're not boyfriends theyre married
damn that art sucks forget i asked + i hope you get banned
>>84351662this
is the meta order:score or order:favcount
>>84351683favcount since it represents what people save to fap to lateri dont understand the point of upvotes/score
>>84351683i type order:score because i always have and it's quicker to type.favcount probably gets you a slightly better listing.nowadays i like doing order:random score:>(somenumber) + some fetishes if i've already searched those fetishes with order:score a lot
>>84351662>>84351676its the fact somebody drew it with love for their husbandt that makes it hot to meeverything else is like megapedorape fantasies or guys who wanted to bang their senpai having a struggle session on the pageyou just have no soul
i shited but my tummy still hurt :(
>>84351716if i had a husband i would want them to make me less mentally ill not more
>>84351716M00T I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IM GONNA KICK YOUR CANDY ASS
>>84351683if it's unpopular kinks, favcount
>>84351726i understand you think cub is wrong or comes from an evil place but everybody is weird and has their own special snowflake reasons for being into iti hope my husband would understand why im fucked in the head and indulge the stuff thats harmless and redirect me away from the bad stuffi think cub can be very harmless if not actively helpful to certain special someponies
>>84351787stop trying to rationalize raping kids
>>84351824they aren't kids! they're fictional characters just like the npcs you kill in video games or the cartoon characters you watch get tortured in old slapstick animations
>>84351787i jerk off to cub and nasty inkbunny fics and i wouldnt want to give into a life of such degeneracy as to have a partner into it and would rather be led out of it
>>84351989k
where was a single "intellectual" who recognized what should have been clear in the immediate aftermath of the Venezuela invasion
>>84352069what was cleer
>>84352089lack of will to defend political legitimacy
hi everyone i have down syndrome and im retarded so that means you have to feel bad for me and be nice to me okay? :)
>>84352137it feels like that's been the case for a while
>>84352147*mwah*
>>84352147*avoids you*
>>84352147Why do tards and autists have huge dicks?
>>84352158elected presidents are a pretty big deal, actually
>>84352300God has a wicked sense of humor
>>84352302yeah dude
crying because america toppled another unelected dictator to install a different unelected dictator in their place
>>84352372it's amazing how many times you can do this there's always someone wanting to be a dictator in a 3rd world country
>>84352372did something finally happen?
>>84352499no im making fun of >>84352069
>>84352525everyone talks big with the benefit of hindsight
Hi hi hello hello I made sourdough thin crust pizza, crispy cracker crunch with mozzarella, pepperoni and homemade pizza sauce.
>>84352832pizzer...
>>84352832I'm so hungry... That looks nice, poss. A homemade sauce always makes things great.
who wants to be kitties with me
>>84353042mrow
>>84353050*paws at you*
>>84352832i'll make some pizza focaccia in 2 days i guess. tomorrow i'm making potato wedges for dinner i've been meaning to use these potatoes. i've only ever made the pizza focaccia in a small tin so i'll try using a larger one so it gets crispier and thinner. the really thick and bubbly focaccia is really yummy too though.
>>84353085*rolls onto my side and paws back*
>>84352939The dough was cold fermented for 48 hours and rolled paper thin to give it a real crumchy crust, I was gonna do thick crust but I thought it'd been a while since I did a thinny.I miss having a pbf to make food for that was fun
>>84353154Thin crust is always the best. Just enough so the flavor is there, but it isn't bready or anything. I also miss cooking for people, I can never gather to energy to cook just for myself.
>>84353148mrrrpp :3 *bap bap bap*
>>84353189I prefer baking over outright cooking. Cooking is way too high pressure for me and I get flustered and stressed out so I always aim for the oven when I'm making food. Just assemble parts and throw in the hot box at your own pace.
I wanna be kitty toohttps://youtu.be/RPxX8E4rczk?si=m40zKJx96t7EYx2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmjnKD6eUeo
>>84353488:3
>>84353394You've gotta do mise en place! It's not just a meme, it makes cooking so much easier and more enjoyable. No fumbling for ingredients or spoons or pots or anything. You just set aside half an hour to an hour, prep everything, get all the ingredients sorted, cut, set aside, and then when you get to cooking it's so easy.It is way more of a bitch to clean though, throwing everything into one dish and putting it in the oven's way easier, haha
>>84353634Oh I do mise en place for baking too but if I have too many things going on the cooktop that's when I get flustered, especially since my kitchen is very very small. I wanna get a house with a big 6 burner propane stove, big commercial convection oven and a huge hardwood center island so I can really let loose. And a garden and stuff lol
>>84353697Well you have good taste in kitchens. Big fan of gas for the control. A garden's always nice, I used to grow some herbs and stuff, but it was a tiny little plot.
>>84353203>;3
>>84353719I wanna grow prickly pear cactus, barrel cactus, peppers, parsnips, carrots, potatoes, and a bunch of other things. Having a seasonal garden is awesome because you can grow all year round.
you seem like a hylics fan poss
when you wanna game with the eepy friend
https://files.catbox.moe/uwktss.mp4
>>84354138umm
>>84354138ain't working
>>84354196idk catbox is broken now https://x.com/Z0RRONINE/status/2081879887309132078?s=20
>>84352069>>84352137the venezuela one is funny because you can argue it was the best option available: end sanctions and sorta regularise relations and tell the new regime to stop being economically retarded without starting a civil war or giving power to the freaks in the opposition, in a way that - some say - wasn't available to Maduro himself because his Cuban bodyguards would've shot him, which is apparently why he couldn't take any deal to grab a billion dollars and flee to Russia. (So even he comes out ahead so long as the US doesn't execute him, given how many of the other futures have him being killed one way or another.) it's such a win-win that you can argue it makes the case for bending norms...but then the Iran war shows this was basically a total fluke and not the result of ingenious planning and execution, and that most of the time randomly deciding to attack other countries on a whim is fucking stupid and dangerous. what do you MEAN you thought killing the leadership of a theocracy that believes in martyrdom, including your own preferred successor for supreme leader, was a good idea. what do you MEAN you forgot that Iran has been decentralising command and control since 2003 because they expected precisely this scenario. what do you MEAN you thought the protestors, who the regime had just massacred, would just walk into power. what do you MEAN you didn't think they'd close the strait of hormuz to impose costs on US consumers? what do you MEAN you're in a situation where the US made several overtures for peace only to get a "hahahaha lol lmao" in response. what do you MEAN an Iranian F-5 (cheap 1960s light-jet) snuck in and bombed a US base in Kuwait like a fucking ace combat protagonist!?
not reading any of thatthis is a possum thread post possums or get the fuck out
>>84354708faggot
>>84354708
>>84354723weird looking possum but hes cute so he gets a pass *firmly grasps him*
>>84354606Most people's knowitall explaining on Iran cant square the Soleimani assassination. And who convinced you Maduro was a Cuban puppet come on now.
crunch time to finish the paws cause i need them by friday :c
>>84354927crunching the paws!
>runs up the stairs on all fours>makes you throw my favourite ball around for me>has a mystery illness that puts you in debt that just randomly goes away before there's any diagnosisummm bark?
you cant afford $5k?
>>84355195feralposs....
>>84354723teddy bear
>>84355554me on the bottom but im fat
i only date fat guys
>>84355571oscar (bottom) is fat too
i dont want to eat though
i want to be not fat
we still have time to post more posses
>>84355587whyt. fat poss
>>84355554i like when furry men made the stupid blowjob face haha
*dooks*
>>84355912because they're better all around and hot af. if u were close to my age and within my vicinity i'd date u fat poss, especially if u got a lot of body hair
>>84356118>because they're better all aroundhey im not round!
going on a diet to spite these evil predatory twinks
