/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadTripple Threat EditionPrevious: >>84341996
Matthew 16:26"For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?"
>>84348385I need all three of them at once, but especially right.
Xth for __!
>>84348385I need none of them in any order.
>>84348402You will a man at the end of your life, sitting on a rock at the peak of a low hill overlooking a feild of grass.You will see no sheep, but he will say he is a only a shepheard, and still he forgives you. Can you forgive him?
>>84348463(Being *just* girly enough that a lesbo would give you a chance, then fucking them senseless like the man that you are.)
>>84348481*You will see
>>84348485You're a lot more than just girly enough
>>84348514Hmph. You might be right, but who can tell with how varied people's tastes can be?
Nursiepoo.
>>84348541Any body with eyes can tell, then anybody with a nose can tell otherwise.
>>84348485Scythe is cool, it's just this prompt rubs me the wrong way. But, in a dorky way where you end up cuter for it.
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>>84348596The joke here is horse cock
>>84348570Not my fault this damn heat makes me like this. Fresh out of the shower, it only takes an hour before the scent is back.I was just thinking out loud; don't overthink this.>>84348583>Pouts.>Flicks your forehead.Whatever...I didn't ask to be cute.
>>84348626It is your fault you let it make you like this.Its one thing to sweat when you can't shower, its another to wag your dick at anything with a pair of thighs fatter than your own.
Matthew 6:7
xth for ___!
>>84348463Being defiled at the altar on my wedding day.
>>84348623They call me Gold Rod
>>84348712Am I supposed to not be aroused when someone that curvaceous is in front of me? It's out of my hands.This "dick wagging" you're talking about is just how throbs. I'd have to wear a sheet around my waist to completely cover it. And they never seem to shy away when they see it, but instead get closer.
>>84348800The most uncomfortable thing in that picture are the shoes.
>>84348463Me as a corrupted priest who milks her dry.>>84348596You.
>>84348626Ouch! Rude. You said you liked my opinions...>Darcy sits her heels on Scythe's lap, casually laying down her legs right atop his crotch.I have to sit down. You sit, too. I'll get up quicker if you kiss my forehead.
>>84348817What do you expect them to do when a dick that long ends up if their way? Its not like you ever learned to look away so they end up spat on just trying to swipe past it.
>>84348816They call you old
>>84348914I like *some* of your opinions, not whatever that is.>Scythe rolled his eyes but followed directions. Fat, ghost-white butt pressed on the cushion, and his raging erection pressed against Darcy's heel. He ground his teeth before he glared at her, then leaned in to leave a black lipstick stain on her forehead.You're far too needy. Are you happy now?>>84348929I'd expect them to keep their hands, eyes and thighs to themselves. Since that doesn't happen you can't paint me as the villain. >Scythe grumbled underneath his breath,flicking his bow in frustration.Ugh, people like you should stop turning me on if you don't want it...
>>84348984I am needy. And happy now. Thanks!>poofs
>>84349097>Swipes the piccy from the box(See ya!)
>>84348893Me???>>84348943Nobody says that, fuck you.
>>84348819Not strictly necessary, but a woman should dress nicely for the biggest day of her life, don't you think?
>>84349143You finished Nagoya yet?
>>84349246I thought he was cooked when he got tossed from the ring the first time, but he came through. Wonder if he'll fight in September and not just go kadoban again...
>>84349224NTA but I agree with you. From personal experience I would have her enter to church naked or let her be fully dressed but gradually strip her throughout the service.
>>84349224Great image. Butting the ring on the nipple is a cute touch, I wonder if they'll fasten it on as a piercing later on.Tell me more about this fantasy. Who is it defiling you? A brute of a husband perverting the ceremony, or someone else?
>>84349318My dreams of Danzuna before ‘27 are still alive! Did you ever doubt the white man? I certainly didn’t. Now he’s got more yushos than your GOAT btw. With Kirishima on a Yokozuna run and Dan being who he is, we might just be able to take horse and fatso out back and put them down. Also, wasn’t there a 7-man playoff in Makushita? Very exciting times and I’d argue much needed after last basho.
What kind of Terraria house should I build?
>>84348463Lapis, look. Noo-ar-u core. I like imagining her "terrorizing" all her schooling friends after finding it in the back of a music-video set.
>>84349602Repurpose a sky island and build out from there.
>>84349602Trojan Horse
>>84349470Asahifuji triumphs in makushita, making it 4 yusho in a row. Tch, if he'd gone 7-0 he'd be a salaried man already and probably in the top division by 27.>I absolutely doubted. Takayasu yusho until he got HENKA'D.I'll not stand for this slander. I also don't like the Kiri rope run being extended so long. He'll need to blitz it 14-1 to get the nod for sure. None of this playoff merchant bullshit like some other rikishi who can't get over 12 wins.
>>84348463eaten-alive ERP
>>84349602A Mahogany apartment complex for your village like what I did. That way you can be a landlord!
>>84349720>None of this playoff merchant bullshit like some other rikishi who can't get over 12 wins.Oh Nurse…in case you haven’t realized it yet, we’re in an age of eternal 12-3Y’s…but just because I’m feeling cocky, I’ll make a prediction right now. Dan will 13-2Y and Horse will go 9-6 in September. Screenshot this post.Oh, and we never wrote any pornslop this weekend, so you need to make up for that by writing a bunch of pornslop with me NEXT weekend.
>>84349985>Horse KKI'll take it. Fufu, I won't even be here this weekend! Or the next! You'll be free of my presence for like almost 2 weeks! Never will Toe-jee get pornslopped!1
What do you want top play today?
>>84350180I could go for anything, just depends on who is around. I don't know if Meta anon is around but it'd be lovely to see them again soon.
UwU>watches where u walk vewy cawfuwee>repowts youwu activity to dah beeg bois when im done>.<...!
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Who the FUCK is lurking rn?
>>84350246Milky confirmed brown
>>84350232Need to learn how to hack those so I can watch my crush.
>>84350351Milky's just an autist and thus repeats popular consensus for social approval.
>>84350351Opposing government mass surveillance is a multi ethnic way of expressing true patriotism. Fuck big brother.
>>84348463>>84348771Giving backshots to Mobian girls.
>>84350072You and I both know I’ve waited longer. See you soon.>>84350341Playing Uchi no Heya.
>>84350534What's that?
>>84350341Splatoon.
>>84350341Dailies n lurk.
>>84350965I heard the new one is very good. It's a pve game right?
>>84351014Mhm. The difficulty on the enemy waves are pretty good on keeping it fresh. Multiplayer is harder than standard matches as it scales to your performance like L4D.
>>84348463Drunk sex
>>84351099Interesting, maybe I should pick it up when I have the spare money. Enjoy your raids!
>>84351176Its a good time. Especially for new players to the franchise. Hope you get a good session tonight!
Kira is going to have a melty
>>84351596 (The whore senpai)The heck... Senpai is not ready for the rimming I'd do that'll make her cum like a girl again.
>>84351672He better
>>84351672That's what we pay him for, after all.
The strongest femanon? I can beat her yeah.
I stole the Fufu pic
>>84351687>smoooch while I'm still here for tonight
>>84351773Smooooches senpai back naturally.Hehe well hope senpai is able to rest well since I think it's late for them. Nice to see you though.
>>84351672KEKEKEKE ACK ACK I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO BE HERE AND MY MINIONS BURNED DOWN THE THREAD KEKEKEK SO MANY AVAS ACK ACKIING *cough cough* ACK A- hold on- *holds up finger* KE... KEKE- *vomits hairball*
>>84351827Its okey carebear, I'll get to sleep on time and get plenty of it, i just need THE DEBTOR, to know they actually owe more kisses for the time I wasn't here because they didn't come yo kiss me when I first came back.And of course it is always lovely to see you too.
>>84351894That's good to hear, well the sleeping at a good time part. And of course if senpai needs tons of kisses their daughter is always ready to give them. It's my duty afterall.Hehe thank you senpai. Always lovely with you around.
>>84351936For you.
>>84351936I'd never need kisses from you Carebear! You've never tried to dodge out of the way of them!>smooooooch!No THE DEBTOR is another one of your senpais, specifically one that plays a blonde little rabbit that is trying to hide.
>>84351949She is so adorable...>Accepts chocolate.>>84351982Hehe well if senpai ever needs them I am always willing to provide.>Smoooooches back.I'll look forward to seeing how they get kissed whenever you drag them from their hiding spot then.
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>>84352033Its a waiting game, but I am very patient.The most effective hunting strategy is Ambush afterall.Probably kicking and screamining, but that makes it more fun.
>>84352092Well I know senpai will get them at the perfect time. I'll hopefully be around to witness it.
