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>"eugh fuck, this shit hurts"
>>84349117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWfnE9xJ7p8
>>84349141>im sorry, kwisp
>>84349203she's building immunity to getting stabbed
>>84349033there was a scene of this in (k)nights in the dark>>84349058hope things get better bro
>>84349221What kind of horrors would Noelle engineer in Mewgenics?
>>84349405
>>84349202Big Doe
>>84349641BUENOAS DIAS DESS
>>84349141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_LYW4AD_8Content.
>>84349641>expose the Knight's weak point>Black Knife is replaced with a remix of Baby Got Back
I would like to have time to learn how to draw
>>84349766>doe he know about the d-u-b-e?
>>84349721im erect
>>84349721coolio
Perfectly smooth Vessel feet...
>>84349668IMBECIL
>>84350158black toenails...
>>84349641I like this trend
>>84350158Lovingly designed to stamp on Kris' face.In victory, obviously.
>>84350298>Lovingly designed to stamp on Kris' face.Then recoil suddenly when Kris' inner puppy comes out; she berates herself for not seeing it coming, but will conveniently forget that little detail later on during movie night. More than once.
1/3
>>843504872/3
>>843504933/3
>>84350501This one seems a bit weird. The Dreemurs and Holidays were extremely close families. Carol having that much of a problem with asriel and even calling him "that dreemur boy" like he's some rando feels weird
>>84350487>>84350493Super surprised that shirt didn't have the Tri-force on it. That must have taken a lot of restraint from the artist.
>>84350532People still don't understand that Carol is effectively characterized as that one in-law or aunt you were always scared of as a kid but she was always nice anyway.
Sorry for posting this here, but there doesn't seem to be a decent deltarune thread elsewhere and this thread is popular. I'm doing the weird route and I skipped the Knight fight in Chapter 3, while also getting the Shadow Mantle. I got the Black Shard and shadow crystal from the hole beside me in Chapter 4's Castle Town, but then Seam just told me I lost to the knight and didn't collect the crystal. I kept trying to talk to him several times again, but he just wouldn't accept the crystal. Is he going to accept the crystal in Chapter 5? Did I do something wrong? I really hope this doesn't cause problems later. And before you ask, I'm planning on aborting the route in Chapter 5.
>>84349721The VAs were really fitting. Nice job! Personally enjoyed Father Alvin's VA lol.
>>84350621Thanks. I get that a lot.
>>84350597Asriel is also super unproblematic and generally well liked. It feels way more likely for Toriel to have a problem with Dess than Carol is to have a problem with Asriel
>>84350604do you know how many total shadow crystals you have? the one from the hole in c4 castle town could be the spamton/jevil one. i would probably go back to your last c3 save and beat the knight to be safe
If Noelle was to get out of the car instead in ch2 - How does Spam convince her to help him become a [BIG SHOT]?
>>84350787Honestly, the general motif of ‘wanting to be free’ basically applies to Kris, Susie and Noelle equally to a large degree.
>>84350597If not the aunt you were scared of as a kid it’s the homophobic adult who disapproves of Suselle. Fr though besides maybe Rudy and some Darkeners, who actually likes Susie and Noelle getting together?
>>84350663No, it's definitely the Chapter 3 Shadow Crystal, considering it gave me the black shard. Worst comes to worst, I'll just do another playthrough at a later date.
>>84350597I dunno bro she told Susie to not touch her dead(?) daughter's guitar that must mean she's homophobic
>>84350865oh interesting, didn't know that was possible. you're probably good then if your goal is to get the twisted sword, but i'm not dead certain
>>84350657Rudy definitely saw the potential in Asriel as the right influence for December, something of a corrective reinforcement of the same traditionalist manners Toriel reared into him but with all the looks, skill and love for life that he no doubt shared with Carol. There's little doubt Asriel's early teen life was inspired by Rudy in kind.Looking at Noelle in the modern day, Rudy seems to view that same comparative influence in Susie and even (briefly) convinced Carol of the fact. I do hope we get some much needed exposition on how Rudy viewed Kris as a child, as I imagine it was much the same way as the previous two.
>>84350848>homophobic adult who disapproves of SuselleUm, based?
>>84342548you need to change the pronouns if you don’t want this happening again. uploading it to youtube was a bad idea, anon. what did you think was gonna happen?
>>84350787Would he even bother with the business deal? Does she have [[The Light]]? Does she have the [[Liquid Assets]] to [[M4ke It BIG]]? There's something [[Specil]] about the SOUL even among Lightners. She may not have anything that Spamton wants.
>>84350898whump didn't need to make him so pretty...
>>84351030I need a cute, caring, overall happy boydess in my life.>>84351019considering what I just said above, you are a bigger faggot than I am and should stfu. guy is making boykris/girldoe mod and doesn't need to change shit, cry about it.
>>84351019Who gives a shit. I made Kris a boy in my mod, this guy can do it in the fangame. If they have an issue with the Fan Game being different, maybe they only cared about one part of the game to begin with.
>>84350848Hating dykes is based.
griff should've been written as they/them too
>>84351019He doesn't *need* to change anything. The value of a product is ultimately weighed in its merit, not it's intent or the feelings of its creator. Toby Fox has his preferences that are deemed unpalatable by a large portion of 4chan's DR sub-community, but he still gave us Kriselle and Krusie and the potential within both.>>84351030I may have to make a guilty pleasure request with him and Guycember soon, for the heart.
>>84351019Fuck that. He shouldn’t be a coward like you.
>>84351327request them kissing
>>84351019Dont be a pussy
doe
Kris equips pic related and becomes a vampire, what happens next?
Don't keep a lady waiting.
>>84351588Sinks his fangs in Noelle's neck and marks her as his eternal bride of the night.
>>84351666>satan's tripsMaybe... she wants her pencil back...?
I got a Chatterbox TTS server setup so I'm listening to The Ghost of Christmas Never Spent.
>>84351588Find the stand arrow
>>84351588he starves to death because monsters don't bleed?
>>84351736>vampire Kris AU suits Krusie bestDamn, hadn't considered that. The dragon will nonetheless make for charitable blood cattle as he prepares Noelle for her future role.
>>84351588Kris would get reduced to a head by the person he could only call his brother, hijack his body, lay at the bottom of the ocean for a few decades, start a homosexual relationship with a priest (Ralsei), than die to some Japanese punk with a smoking problem.>>84351666The doe is the devil in disguise >>84351795>>84351736That is why vampire Noelle works best
>>84351795still a hot idea and we also have no idea what to believe at current, so noelle bleeding isn't exactly off the table unless susie is a hybrid, literally built different by design or the dark worlds make monsters bleed
>>84351666Kris could stop this instantly with the ol' eggnog-switcharoo-gambit.
requesting Noelle, Dess, and Carol as the Pillar Men in case any drawfags are listening
>>84351845>>84351870Fathom the beauty of it; a blooded vampire human and his bloodless undead monster bride, feeding from the same chained, despondent purple dragon. Fangs deep within her neck, sucking out her unnatural vitality that seems to defy the very notion of monsterhood. Drinking deep from the scaled purple chalice.
>>84351935Sounds kinda gross man, that’s a lizard. They’ll get salmonella
This deer is self destructive and a terrible influence and for that she is deserving of compassion and the help she needs to get her life on track
>>84352008Salmonoella
>>84352008>salmonellaAin't that a jazz singer?
Kris is Josuke Jojolion
>>84352138What was Noelle's initial reaction to his quadruple pipis surprise?
>>84351845>Kris on Asriel's bodyDistressing.>>84351935>because Kris's blood is already tainted, Susie is the only reliable source of blood for two vampires>the vampires have to strictly ration themselves while keeping Susie alive and unturned>outside the three of them only Carol knows>Noelle tries to keep morale up and seeks a solution with her mom while keeping up the masquerade of normalcy, but is morbidly entranced by her new powers>Susie, chained in the Holiday basement, understands logically why they're doing this but feels betrayed nonetheless; doesn't know if she'd have the will to break out even if she had the strength>Kris is just tired of hurting the people close to him, but he's willing to do the unspeakable if it means the three of them get to liveDistressing but also a strange, second feeling.
>>84349117Post loli Noelles
>>84352097>>84349141
>>84352285>"Would you still love me if I was a bacteria?">"Noelle... 1 AM... please, sleep..."
Someone should draw noelle smoking a pack of cigs, depressed as fuck, after dealing with the bullshit tools her modding community recommended to her
>>84352285Sperm doe
>>84352365Smoking the whole pack at onceOne right under her buck teeth
>>84351666>Be Noelle>Miss your old best friend terribly>Get hurled into a mystical world of adventure and fun with them>They make you kill one of your friends>Almost lose your mind trying to cope despite obvious hints otherwise>Finally get a moment alone with your old friend, where they reasure you that nothing bad happened>Get another moment alone with them, where they monstrously assure you it did, and it's not over.>Get genuinely mind broken.>Do 'something crazy'>Finally, FINALLY realize your Old friend is being used as a bodysuit for an extra dimensional demon thing>Acquire a new level of perception and awareness to converse directly to this higher being that can seemingly influence your world.>Ask them why, why they body-snatched Kris, why they made you kill Berdly, why they made you stronger, and why they so desperately want to change you>"Oh I just wanted you and Kris to date."
>>84350604Could be the Blue Ribbon glitch, things get really weird since it shares an ID with the Black Shard or something
>>84352401>"...What?">*Yep. And while we're on the topic, Kris can't really ask right now, but I'll ask instead: you wanna date?>"...">*Oh, not ME, to clarify. I'm asking for Kris. Do you wanna date Kris?>"...">*Hello? Is your dialogue bugged? *click* *click*
>>84352206Kris must eventually contend with the fact that Susie will someday succumb, either to disease or age. While Noelle remains hopelessly distracted, the human is forced to reconcile with whether or not he could ever make amends with his former friend, if bestowing his "gift" would be an act of charity among peers or a curse of eternal, sunless hunger. In the end, Susie can no longer reconcile with her eternal escapist fantasies, but Kris doesn't know that.
The beginning of paintings is the worst time.
>Kris has a dream about tiny angel/devil-winged versions of Noelle and Dess sneaking into his room and climbing into his ears>wakes up and is momentarily relieved until he realizes he can still hear them
>>84352563>They just won't stop saying "fawn over her" and "Prefer Noelle!"
>>84352563Schizdoephrenic >>84352529Do you think Kris would ever take to the hunting of his fellow man if it ever came down to keeping Noelle and Susie alive?
Need Noelle and Aqua interactions
>>84352553Jackson Pollock /doe/
>>84352657locked behind Kris impregnating Noelle and a few years for Aqua to grow up.
Doesnt chapter 3s existence debunk the theory that weird route is the evil route that le bricks your save? Why would Toby have Ramb create a massive tutorial to lead Kris to the weird route if this was just a shitty bad non ending like Genocide, which had nothing encouraging you to see it on neutral routes. The wr tutorial is more accesible than the eggs tutorial.
>>84349141Changed the text box design, added shadows and shaders to play around!
>>84352720You got carried away…but maybe it was necessary to get carried away. If it’s true there’s one ending, they must converge in some manner. I don’t think we killed our selves for sure, though. I think we’ll come out somewhere else.
>>84352720lmao curiosity bad lmao 100% completion awful feel bad for paying to play my game
>>84352630I think if it was an option, Kris would hurt a human he doesn't know before he ever hurt someone he cares about. He doesn't like putting the value of people's lives into a hierarchy, but by God he'll do it.
>>84352563Within boye are two does. One is messed up and hates it, one is messed up and loves it. Kris is messed up.
>>84352745Where does this thought that Toby thinks finding secrets makes you evil come from? If that were true, why did he make an RNG value that encourages you to replay the game dozens of times to see little secrets?
>>84349388Sexo temmie
>>84352743WR leads to CH7 Side B. By saying 'side' it implies that Chapter 7 is the same. The difference is just which perspective you see the chapter in. So, somehow, NR and WR will both converge in Chapter 7. The question is how Toby would make this convergence function in the NR.Both sides need to function as standalone but ultimately compliment one another. So in some way NR Kris/Noelle and WR Kris/Noelle exist simultaneously as two sides of the same ending.
>>84352814I dont think Kris would ever hurt an innocent
>>84352855I'm just fucking around. But for those who are serious I'd assume it's because they view the Genocide Route as an indictment of the RPG genre or something so they project that onto Deltarune.
>>84352855From the fambase who treat fictional characters like real people
>>84351327Trapcember makes me think of weird things, I just imagined that old "let's pretend I'm still Konata" comic but with Kris and him cosplaying Noelle.
Noelle.collecting Kris's human cum
>>84352855If that's the metric of evil by playing a game with "real" characters in it, then Noelle is ostensibly no eviler than a WR player for being curious enough to see it through to its conclusion. WR and SR both play on Noelle and Kris and their respective traits this way.
Honestly, jokes aside and not really doe related, so excuse me. Sometimes you reexperience something with context and it hits so hard. Just finished Spamton NEO and the moment where everyone asks Kris if they’re okay and comment that they have goosebumps. And if you choose no, they just scream. What they scream? Who knows. Fighting an enemy that is a puppet on strings upsets them so much. I feel bad, I’m sorry, Kris.
>>84352875One possibility is that in the normal ending we will see Kris and Noelle die due to prophecy and fate bullshit. But the weird ending will reveal that 'not-Kris' and 'not-Noelle' survived by twisting fate, with them taking the place of 'is-Kris' and 'is-Noelle'.
>>84352913I'm convinced you've wrenched this thought from within my brain like a thief. Although for him, Asriel is the conflicted party. Perhaps it's for the best that I abandoned drawing years ago; I would not exercise much restraint on matters such as these.
>>84352877Kris is Team Knight. He cared for Tenna and Asgore. Jackenstein and Undyne were innocent. Flowery was abrasive, but he was just trying to make someone happy. And Kris is willing to endanger or even kill them all to accomplish the mission. Kris knows what he is.
>>84353048Not to mention being willing to use his own mother as bait.
>>84352968I always imagined he just screamed "NO". He is NOT okay.
>>84350787Spamton sweepstakes had spamton saying that Noelle always responded to his emails when he mentioned Dess's name so I think if he recognized Noelle he'd pull the same trick to get her to work for him.
>>84353048And he's done it all for Noelle's sake. Who's the real yandeer?
>>84353005Do you have the other Val and Kris comic where Noelle and Dess walk in on the two of them fucking?>>84352877I feel like Kris would if he ever got pushed to the brink of starvation or if Noelle and Susie were suffering. You forget humans have been known to indulge in cannibalism when driven to the breaking point, and often develop a taste for it.I’ve wanted to write a story where Dess becomes a vampire and fully indulges in her instincts, think Twilight with elements from Cronos, Lost Boys, and Near Dark
>>84353098Dess
>>84351729fair warning that it baits unrequited love at some point with some stupid dialogue choices but it's pretty good overall
Why are they so fucking emo?
>>84350898I always forget to ask whump to draw female boydess whenever they ask for requests fuck me
>>84353098Why was Noelle in the cyber world it it was to keep Noelle out of danger
>>84353138Naturally.
>>84353304Keep going, Kris! Only cowards stop when they have an audience. They're the weird ones for interrupting you
>>84353308Kris killed Dess...
>>84353300Kris didn’t open that fountain, in fact, Toby fox came on me and told me the Knight is actually a projection of Noelle’s repressed trauma and emotions that takes the form of her dead sister and lashes out against the world that has failed her.>>84353243>Cutting your anklesWho does Kris think he fucking is Achilles?
>>84353369They FLATED her...
>>84353359>Dess’s reaction to being cucked, AGAIN!
>>>/out/
HAHAHA, YES, I'VE DONE IT!
>>84353536It's like it's some king of... Slapgrave...
>>84353536>Noelle slapping Kris across the butt
>>84353536Pretty sure pyro has a sweater cosmetic that you can paint green to get light world noelle
>>84353628Gonna get that next time I get paid then, make a second loadout for it, maybe even buy another Brütal bouffant and paint it something brighter to make the dark world fit better.
God damn it, after that discussion now I need to write something about Kris hurting people. But I gotta go to sleep too. I'll have to write it later.
>>84349141>>84347282A better look at the two cervine invaders
>>84353857Ooh, the Dessalien is communicating via its digits! What is it trying to say?
>>84352742Interesting stuff.
INSERT CHAPTER 7 SIDE… C?
>>84354182Did they really need to turn her antler into a C? Was that really necessary?
>>84354182C?Carol???
>>84353857>Dessayys are otherwise identical to the regular Dess, except they possess true unguligrade hindlegs>and are miraculously even tallerNice reference too, even if that's just her way of saying she likes you; Dessayys lack mouths after all. I love it and I love that smug little munchkin on the left as well. Imagine like three of them ringing your doorbell at 3AM to ask if you'd kindly board their spaceship. And then when you do it's all non-euclidean tech and they have like five square miles of interior dedicated exclusively to the most gut-wrenching biological experiments that'd make Shiro Ishii blush. Basically the perfect dynamic for both of them. Thank you very much!
>>84354182Nah.
it's another "let's respond to bait and not use our brains" episode, yawn
What would happen if Noelle used her brain?
>>84354223>yawnYOU HAVE NO POWER O/VP/R ME
the unbearable smell when the doe sisters are around... your brother went insane... but you are stronger... right...?
>>84353857GLORIOUS Doealiens!
>>84354275>INV>Brain>USE*You pet your brain.*But in truth, you are petting your scalp.*Though really, you are touching your hair.*Talk about multi-tasking!
>84354182Susie would be dumb enough to try and swim across the lake, causing both of them to drown.>>84354212The cute ones are the more deceptive, they come to earth to feed on the writhing flesh of man.The Dessayyy is a lonely creature who only desires the warmth of connection
it been over a month and still baffles me that we got yandeer...yeah its not a romantic yandeer (since we dont know what she wrote in the ballets exactly) but it still is a maniac reindeer what we got...i was expecting something more like a noelle that tried to act normally but in secret was in extreme fear or a cold and distant noelle towards the player (and kris)
What's the origin of the Dess Knight ass exposed trend?
>>84354446this drawing
>>84354446I think it's that the original image is mostly serious and high effort aside from her buttcheeks being out. It's comedic
boytum
>>84354361Noellelians use their chibi-like charm to beguile innocent victims into letting down their guard by playing on common tropes related to cartoon aliens in popular media, of which they're intimately familiar as Noelle expies, and only reveal their true intentions after you've passed the red barrier and suddenly found that every muscle in your body is refusing to respond. Now helpless dead weight, you can only watch with so little strength as to even respirate as an intubation tube descends from the ceiling like a tentacle and invades your throat and nostrils while a platform of hard light lifts you off the polished ship floor. Away you go, to become another messy number within the rows and rows of identical surgical boxes. But you can't complain; your curiosity lead you to this fate. Humans are the unluckiest few, for they always last the longest.But a Dessayy will take anything in the form of a human, not for study nor cruel glee or any higher scientific enterprise, but to make their hulking motherships a little less empty. To make the vastness of space a little less lonely. As sufficiently evolved isolationist beings, they've long since eschewed the call of cruel observation.
>>84354436>(since we dont know what she wrote in the ballets exactly)I doubt she'd write Susie down, either. Could be either Kris or something among the lines of "none of that matters".
>>84354317resistance is pointless. if a doe notices you trying not to inhale too deeply around her, she'll simply tie you up and spend the rest of the day introducing your nose to every little crevice of her body. it usually only takes the one session for addiction to take
I don't want to be raped by Elly anymore... I just want to be hugged by Dess...
>>84349117She will pay
>>84354551you'll get both AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!
>>84354436True believers saw yandeer coming from the moment the "thank you" scene popped in in ch4, not to mention Carol's comment about her really looking forward to seeing Kris. Only question was whether Toby would have the balls to follow through, and oh boy he did.
I want to be hugged by Carol
>>84354551There's only doe here, only warmth and succor from her embrace. Don't look at the image right after this one in the Whump archive. It doesn't exist.
I will get the roaring knight pregnant
>>84354317azzy had to live with dess doing this aimed at him the entire time
Kris mocking his brother for sniffing Dess's seat like a dog!
>>84354581truER believers knew yandeer was inevitable since ch2
>>84354611You can't get a man pregnant.
>>84352274Loli Kris and loli Elly together K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Asriel and Kris drinking from and playing with December's absurdly oversized udders.
>>84354604what is it?
>>84354215If Susie was like that in game I'd be a krusiefag, too. God I hope both girls get even worse.
>>84354757Getting her face blown off right after offering that hug.
>>84354757An antlerless impostor having its face blown off.
How will Noelle react when she learns where the cheese on Ice-E's pezza comes from?
>>84354491That starved freak needs to be filled. By me, preferably.
>>84354792>>84354795...but why though?
>>84354491A canvas for the brush that is Dess's cigarette.
>>84354808>wow that is kinda neat, didn’t know you could use coconut milk to make dairy free mozzarella>now how do you make vegan pepperoni?>it isn’t vegan?!>o-ooh, s-silly me… >>84354783Trust, Susie is gonna lose her shit once everything comes to light and try and force the prophecy into fruition to prove she isn’t a bully anymore, even if she has to kill Kris to make it happen
>>84354830I don't think whump needs a "why".On that note, imagine if Deltarune had a Chao Garden but with stools.
>>84354835real
>>84354871>you don't need a why to make some horrific follow-up to a perfectly wholesome imageMmkay
>>84354871is there lore on stools? do we know what their intelligence is like? diet? lifespan?
>>84354899They are omnivorous, they are predated on by large carnivorous trees, they hunt in packs to bring down prey much larger then themselves but are predominantly herbivores. And they reproduce sexually
>>84354936at the risk of sounding rather fluffy, do they make for good fleshlights
>>84354936>but are predominantly herbivoresyeah I won't be sure on that.https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1765/84/1765848661017.jpg
>>84354961What do you think omnivorous means?
Stool DoesAlien DoesPirate DoesCowboy DoesKnight DoesSuccubi DoesAny other Does I am missing
>>84354979Book Doe
>>84354783Not a krusiellefag but there's a very intense sexual tension in that image and I kinda like it.
Still proud of this one
>>84354979Nun Does
Dess was not the same after reading How To Care For A Human
>>84354979Spud Does
>>84354978Missed that part. Opportunistic carnivores them, like normal does.
>>84354936They are also capable of slight domestication, are born and raised in a manner akin to marsupials being virtually premature at delivery, and natively prey on Krisblossoms, which in turn thrive beneath the Roaring Willows which protect them.
>>84354985they're gonna scissor with his dick between them
>>84354979
>>84354979Forgot Ninja Does and Samurai Does
>>84349141Feeling eepy, and I'm not the dude who said he was gonna write violence, but have this prelude. I'm gonna segue it into violence somehow, but I'm too tired to continue this right now.https://rentry.co/yqh65vkf
It's over, Kris. The does won.
>>84353857>Pikmin but it's Ayyelle controlling a hoard of tiny Krises to defeat a giant Dessayy
>>84355444For Kris' eyes only.
>>84355444>>84355449Flat FUCKWhere's her sister?
Swap Kris at the lake...
>>84355444>>84355449When is he gonna draw loli Kris.
>>84355444>>84355449Elly's tits are bigger than hers...
>>84355444>>84355449Even Kris has bigger tits than hers and she's 10 years old.
>>84355444>>84355449Nice. I love that Catcow made picrel his PC wallpaper. I hope these two crossover again sometime and he draws Rex's Dessign too.
>>84355456She's out at the lake fishing.
>>84349141Noelle’s older sister
>>84355588yeah this looks officiali always knew you were a hack, you stupid dog
>>84355444>>84355449i'd never seen the nsfw version of this, ty for posting. i have a comm from rex coming soon, will post here assuming he's cool with it
>>84355307>just give in Kris, it’s easier that way
>>84355588nyeh heh heh
>>84352050There's something strangely beautiful about her. It's like looking into the eyes of an apex predator.
>>84353308
>>84355588You make all of those stringy Noelles, right? She looks like she hates puns. I want to see how lanky she is.>>84355612He won't mind at all, I'm sure. He's drawn on 4chan a few times before. Looking forward to it.
>>84355691i miss playing shitty undertale rp servers on the old roblox
One of Dess's biggest fears is that all her edgy punk shit actually is a phase and that one day she'll end up being a femmine as fucking bratty
>>84355799The solution is for her to become a rivethead femme fatale.
>>84352742I hope you don't burn out.
>>84351019>you need to change the pronounsKill yourself troon
you think cowcember moos whenever she's excited not just in erotic situations
People on (insert website here) will make noel art, gender-bent au’s, swap, mix this that and make sans a a rotoscoped redhead lactating skele-milf and toriel a young trappy college student who’s in a new town looking for a new life and ends up dating a Hasidic femcel pizzapants perfectly finebut ANGEL FORBID you make kris SPECIFICALLY a maleMood: FURIOUSListening to: Hometown Alphabet - Educational mix for good Does and Boyes - By Gerson “Alucard” Lynnard
>>84355816>rivethead DessI can see it with her military surplus memorabilia. Sounds more appealing than her usual indie/grunge depictions.
>>84351129>>84351149>>84351327>>84351396>>84351454>>84355848Well he shouldn’t have uploaded it to youtube then. Why would you do that when everyone and their mother will remind you that Kris isn’t a he?
>>84355960You can draw Kris as the burliest buffiest hairiest man ever and no one would bat an eye as long as you still use "them" on him. It's just a sacred cow, I don't even bother questioning it anymore.
>>84355906Cowcember is a state of mind and being, and as this bold new condition seeps it's way into her everyday life, so too do the mannerisms. At first it was simply the focus on milk and being milked, but as time progresses Dess will begin to subtly shift in favor of black and white clothes, familiar patterns, bell accessories and possibly even keeping her antlers trimmed down to nubs at the final word in cowification.In the middle of this long period of personal change, she will begin to adopt terminology relevant to farms, cattle rearing and livestock care, primarily when referring to herself, and develop a characteristic slant on her old, familiar manner of laughter.
>>84355991the bleating of sheep does not concern the wolf
>>84355960but why would you call a girl a boy
>>84355816>>84355978dess would LOVE kmfdm
>>84355991the KRISELLE lion does not concern himself with the opinion of groomed discord children
Thematically Noelle is a Lion and Kris is the small dog who barked
fahaha i get it, she's called cowcember since some big female deer are called cows
>>84355995Same goes with making Kris look like a woman btw.
>>84356020>the doe rapes the small boy when he barks
>>84356011What a cute girl built for marriage with Noel Hollyday.
>>84356003Then the wolf shouldn’t approach the sheep and should instead stay with it’s pack. If you’re not gonna change the pronouns then why bring it offsite?
fahahaha i get it cow because *mouth stuffed full of titmeat*
>>84355991Engagement is engagement.
>>84356023canonically kris can just pull either on a moment's notice, so everyone has just given up on the topic (even Kris theirself)
Dess was KIDNAPPED by Ice-E glowies and is being kept as a dairy cow underneath Ice-E's Pezza. All of the cheese is made from her breast milk....said Noelle Holiday in a now deleted blogpost
I wonder if kris is even “human” in the sense me and (i think) you are, or if its like “Dark souls human”
>>84355995Other day saw an artist draw Kriselle rape where Kris has a massive cock and get pissed when a reply called Kris a he. Kris goofily has an enby flag pin on too while Noelle is raping him.
>>84355991Lurker modfag here.They can remind me all they want about it, I knew what to prepare myself for when I decided to put the teaser as the trailer thumbnail on youtube of all places.It won't change much, I've had worse things happening in childhood.You know the usual le autistic kid getting bullied to hell and back for being le different and slightly stunted and other bad choices and gullibility on my part for that reason.If this is all they are going to do, it's easy to ignore and focus on what matters.
>>84355708>>84349141she looks familiar doe….
You think Dess being a cryptid hunter will have actual relevance in the game or is it another non canon blogpost tidbit?
>>84356094Then turn the comments off or just delete any of the ones trying to correct you.
>>84356059Kris's slender androgynous forms are something to be embraced, both figuratively and physically.
>>84356098pale coat + blue antlers always reminds me of those vanilla taffiesyou know the ones
>>84356108i hope they tie it into her disappearance
>>84356091It's hot enough I didn't even bother removing it.
>>84356124Thats the worst idea ever, for multiple reasons.
>>84356059Soul Power can make Kris into a buff chad or into a bimbo at any moment.
>>84356098Blue kicks are fun for a change. It's too bad more people aren't honest about how lengthy her head will likely end up being given the rest of her family. The lankier, the more fun.
Simpsons Kris looks better as a boy. Blue Kris looks better as a girl. I can't decide.
>>84356210Just make them into different characters like Kriscest artist do.
>>84356206no kidding
>>84356124>Deltachud mod crashes out DELETING comments headlinesAre you retarded? Leave them up and let people see how annoying the fans are.
>>84356098>>84356234satanically cute
>>84356245You know, yeah you’re right. It’s too late for that now.
