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Wobblemeat edition!

A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!

More material:
https://hgoon.booru.org/
https://censored.booru.org/
Resources:
https://rentry.org/pfg
Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84285639
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a whole day with no thread, maybe i should've done necromancy edition
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encase ponies!!
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>>84352424
Maybe all the anons gooned to death and this is the afterlife
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I had the most embarrassing CFNM/SPH dream in a good while where I had to bathe in front of some ugly dyke and she kept making fun of me.
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>>84352424
I wanna smell that...
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>>84352424
>>84354240
They went towards the light...
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>>84352380
I love it when her cheeks are fat enough it looks like my little 3 inch dick would barely reach the hole
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>>84354406
>she hits you with the "is it in yet?"
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>>84354435
Sexo tanlines.
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>>84354443
About to add some spank marks
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10 am and im drinking yay! i love pornaddiction >:3 i love becoming worse! woof woof!
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>>84354632
how much worse can it possibly get...
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>>84354664
i hope likeee a lot hihi <3
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>>84354682
non couldn't possibly look forward to burning her entire day away to stimmies! that'd be unethical!
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>>84354736
I WILL DO STIMMIES ALL DAY! <3 IF I GET DUBS I WILL EVEN ORDER FOOD SO I DONTEVEN HAVE TO LEAVE MY PLACE :3
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>>84354770
i see a 77 so that totes counts!
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>>84354779
nice try nonny! but that doesnt countttt! <3
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>>84354632
omggg same nonnie!!!! ~

lmk if u wanna make strokies together !!! :3333
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>>84354914
OMG i want i want i wantt!! do you have a tag???
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>>84354950
justlewd on discord >.<
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>>84352380
Burnice Burnice Burnice!
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Dandy’s world goons
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Fat hairy loserbutt...
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>>84359548
Built for sweaty twerking and sloppy farting while getting backshotted on by a deluge of heavy blalsnot.
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>>84359590
meaty sweat-covered loser ass desperately clapping while it gets totally glazed with nutsludge
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>when a cringe fat balding goonlennial wearing a Naruto hoodie sits across
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>>84360341
What about a cringe fat balding zoomer?
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Taking hits of my pen while making fappies in my pants all day. Life is good.
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>>84361153
Omg me too! Sativa carts make me hyperfocus so hard on touching myself!!!
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>>84360868
>a cringe fat balding zoomer
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>>84361222
Sativa gives me a heavy head-high most of the time! The only thing that helps me process any of it is by stimming my pp with my fingers... it does get to the point where it's like, my natural state of being!
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>>84361340
Hot Pauline
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>>84361340
It's the best! I love not having a single thought for hours! Indica makes my body feel really good but it makes me sleepy, and if I'm sleepy I can't pump to sexy anime women
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>>84361494
I love big anime tits.
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>>84361274
Yep, that's me! Not even 30 and balding!
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guh i love fat anons so much
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>>84361355
Out of all the Mario characters, she's the plappiest-bait of all time.
>>84361494
I usually like to take insanely high milligrams of weed gummies too!! I'll cycle through looking at a bunch of my favorite artists and fetishes, and pumpscroll through twitter all day... the peak of rotting away your life <3
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>>84361542
tell me what a fat loser you are i need it
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>>84361562
What about hairy fat anons?
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>>84361603
I'm almost 250lbs, and I never kissed a girl!
I've been balding for a while now so I'll probably stay a virgin for life too!
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>>84361607
if you're fat and perverted then i'm leaking
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>>84361637
so hot tell me how you cope with gooning and food
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>>84361653
I'm a 270lb NEET who spends all day gooning....
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>>84361715
I hump my pillow every day with my tiny PIED cock and I eat greasy garbage for a dopamine spike!
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>>84361735
urgh that's so hot imagine being crushed between you horny fat fucks
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>>84361791
All of us together in a group would be a really sweaty hot time...
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Anon’s manfeet…
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>>84361637
sometimes I wish I was balding just to complete loser bingo, but the fact that my long, thick hair is the result of a lifetime hormone deficiency giving me low T is nearly as good
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the girls in this thread would never have sex with any of us
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>>84363818
That's best part anon.
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I’d rather have sex with the boys here anyways
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>>84364037
Why not both?
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does no one want to just be a pussyfree permavirgin loser anymore? geez.
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pussyfree doesn't mean manshitter free...
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>>84364279
pussyfree implies denial, it absolutely shouldn't count if you're fagging out and still getting laid for it
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>>84364306
who do you think is hittin this
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>>84362970
what about em
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>>84364586
I wanna shoot ropes for them!
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>>84364711
anon likes guy feet wow
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>>84364586
I do indeed
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i just cant be attracted to any male who isn't a twink or femboy, its a shame because they all expire by 30
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>>84366415
How many hag aged failmales do we have on record beyond natalie mars?
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Big nuts and small dick futas = the best
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>>84368960
I want to forcibly transformed into one them
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>>84352756
Can't access the ponut if they're fully encased.
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>>84369155
Hot!
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>>84356052
This is Canon in some universe somewhere
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>>84356052
Nneeeedddd more pamper editsss
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>>84359548
>>84360341
>>84361274
>>84361562
Fat, hairy, sweaty, millennial/zoomer anon ass...
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>>84364279
>>84364306
Pegging manass...
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>>84364074
She has 5 kids BTW
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>>84370747
What do you wanna do with fat hairy zoomerbutt...
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>>84370803
Bump butts? I'm a fat zoomer too. But I can't grow much hair...
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>>84370851
I could afford to gain more weight for the sake of my ass, probably...
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>>84370875
All the fat goes to my ass, thighs, and belly...
I'd say the only part of me that's very hairy is my crotch and armpits, I can't grow a beard or have chest, arm, or leg hair.
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Does pussyfree mean free from ALL pussy or just human pussy?

Surely, there's some exceptions... r-right? I mean, what loser would be so desperate to get laid that they'd defile themselves with animal holes, hehe... >_>
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>>84370990
I'm pretty hairy all over! Curious why you're so into hairy butts though...
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>>84370794
And she's about to have 6
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>>84371074
And even more than that
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>>84371072
I'm just a fat stupid zoomer that doesn't know anything, all I know is how to masturbate and even then I can't do it well!
I just love asses in general. Male, female, doesn't matter. When I see a FAT one, all reason goes out the window.
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>>84371243
I just wanna be a buttslut for some hot gooner!
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>>84371280
I want to lose myself in the pleasure of ass... Doesn't matter if it's male or female. Point me in their direction and I'd fuck them SO hard that my balls and thighs would feel sore from absolutely SLAMMING into that tight hole.
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>>84371342
Using anon's loser shithole like an onahole...
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>>84371378
We can take turns fucking each other... If you want to, that is
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>>84371394
There's no way I could top!
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>>84368960
They're such sweeties, cute as a button
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>>84371547
Then I'll top all the way, I've been so pent up and my lust is overwhelming me.
But just to be clear before we start, I'm NOT a homo. I'm just... Comfortable in my sexuality. That's all...
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>>84371587
Just a totally 100% straight dude that's really interested in pounding round hairy zoomer ass?
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>>84371628
You get it. I'm a 100% HETEROSEXUAL Male!!
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>>84371650
Awfully kind of a straight guy to buttfuck a dumb homofaggot, then!
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>>84371741
That's right, this is just my way of having fun. It's not indicative of my actual sexuality! Remember that!
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>>84371946
Duh! There's no reason a COMPLETELY straight guy wouldn't want to fuck big hairy manbutt.
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>>84361340
Who's jizz is that? Donkey kong's? Mario's? Both?



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