Wobblemeat edition!A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84285639
a whole day with no thread, maybe i should've done necromancy edition
encase ponies!!
>>84352424Maybe all the anons gooned to death and this is the afterlife
I had the most embarrassing CFNM/SPH dream in a good while where I had to bathe in front of some ugly dyke and she kept making fun of me.
>>84352424I wanna smell that...
>>84352424>>84354240They went towards the light...
>>84352380I love it when her cheeks are fat enough it looks like my little 3 inch dick would barely reach the hole
>>84354406>she hits you with the "is it in yet?"
>>84354435Sexo tanlines.
>>84354443About to add some spank marks
10 am and im drinking yay! i love pornaddiction >:3 i love becoming worse! woof woof!
>>84354632how much worse can it possibly get...
>>84354664i hope likeee a lot hihi <3
>>84354682non couldn't possibly look forward to burning her entire day away to stimmies! that'd be unethical!
>>84354736I WILL DO STIMMIES ALL DAY! <3 IF I GET DUBS I WILL EVEN ORDER FOOD SO I DONTEVEN HAVE TO LEAVE MY PLACE :3
>>84354770i see a 77 so that totes counts!
>>84354779nice try nonny! but that doesnt countttt! <3
>>84354632omggg same nonnie!!!! ~lmk if u wanna make strokies together !!! :3333
>>84354914OMG i want i want i wantt!! do you have a tag???
>>84354950justlewd on discord >.<
>>84352380Burnice Burnice Burnice!
Dandy’s world goons
Fat hairy loserbutt...
>>84359548Built for sweaty twerking and sloppy farting while getting backshotted on by a deluge of heavy blalsnot.
>>84359590meaty sweat-covered loser ass desperately clapping while it gets totally glazed with nutsludge
>when a cringe fat balding goonlennial wearing a Naruto hoodie sits across
>>84360341What about a cringe fat balding zoomer?
Taking hits of my pen while making fappies in my pants all day. Life is good.
>>84361153Omg me too! Sativa carts make me hyperfocus so hard on touching myself!!!
>>84360868>a cringe fat balding zoomer
>>84361222Sativa gives me a heavy head-high most of the time! The only thing that helps me process any of it is by stimming my pp with my fingers... it does get to the point where it's like, my natural state of being!
>>84361340Hot Pauline
>>84361340It's the best! I love not having a single thought for hours! Indica makes my body feel really good but it makes me sleepy, and if I'm sleepy I can't pump to sexy anime women
>>84361494I love big anime tits.
>>84361274Yep, that's me! Not even 30 and balding!
guh i love fat anons so much
>>84361355Out of all the Mario characters, she's the plappiest-bait of all time.>>84361494I usually like to take insanely high milligrams of weed gummies too!! I'll cycle through looking at a bunch of my favorite artists and fetishes, and pumpscroll through twitter all day... the peak of rotting away your life <3
>>84361542tell me what a fat loser you are i need it
>>84361562What about hairy fat anons?
>>84361603I'm almost 250lbs, and I never kissed a girl! I've been balding for a while now so I'll probably stay a virgin for life too!
>>84361607if you're fat and perverted then i'm leaking
>>84361637so hot tell me how you cope with gooning and food
>>84361653I'm a 270lb NEET who spends all day gooning....
>>84361715I hump my pillow every day with my tiny PIED cock and I eat greasy garbage for a dopamine spike!
>>84361735urgh that's so hot imagine being crushed between you horny fat fucks
>>84361791All of us together in a group would be a really sweaty hot time...
Anon’s manfeet…
>>84361637sometimes I wish I was balding just to complete loser bingo, but the fact that my long, thick hair is the result of a lifetime hormone deficiency giving me low T is nearly as good
the girls in this thread would never have sex with any of us
>>84363818That's best part anon.
I’d rather have sex with the boys here anyways
>>84364037Why not both?
does no one want to just be a pussyfree permavirgin loser anymore? geez.
pussyfree doesn't mean manshitter free...
>>84364279pussyfree implies denial, it absolutely shouldn't count if you're fagging out and still getting laid for it
>>84364306who do you think is hittin this
>>84362970what about em
>>84364586I wanna shoot ropes for them!
>>84364711anon likes guy feet wow
>>84364586I do indeed
i just cant be attracted to any male who isn't a twink or femboy, its a shame because they all expire by 30
>>84366415How many hag aged failmales do we have on record beyond natalie mars?
Big nuts and small dick futas = the best
>>84368960I want to forcibly transformed into one them
>>84352756Can't access the ponut if they're fully encased.
>>84369155Hot!
>>84356052This is Canon in some universe somewhere
>>84356052Nneeeedddd more pamper editsss
>>84359548>>84360341>>84361274>>84361562Fat, hairy, sweaty, millennial/zoomer anon ass...
>>84364279>>84364306Pegging manass...
>>84364074She has 5 kids BTW
>>84370747What do you wanna do with fat hairy zoomerbutt...
>>84370803Bump butts? I'm a fat zoomer too. But I can't grow much hair...
>>84370851I could afford to gain more weight for the sake of my ass, probably...
>>84370875All the fat goes to my ass, thighs, and belly...I'd say the only part of me that's very hairy is my crotch and armpits, I can't grow a beard or have chest, arm, or leg hair.
Does pussyfree mean free from ALL pussy or just human pussy?Surely, there's some exceptions... r-right? I mean, what loser would be so desperate to get laid that they'd defile themselves with animal holes, hehe... >_>
>>84370990I'm pretty hairy all over! Curious why you're so into hairy butts though...
>>84370794And she's about to have 6
>>84371074And even more than that
>>84371072I'm just a fat stupid zoomer that doesn't know anything, all I know is how to masturbate and even then I can't do it well!I just love asses in general. Male, female, doesn't matter. When I see a FAT one, all reason goes out the window.
>>84371243I just wanna be a buttslut for some hot gooner!
>>84371280I want to lose myself in the pleasure of ass... Doesn't matter if it's male or female. Point me in their direction and I'd fuck them SO hard that my balls and thighs would feel sore from absolutely SLAMMING into that tight hole.
>>84371342Using anon's loser shithole like an onahole...
>>84371378We can take turns fucking each other... If you want to, that is
>>84371394There's no way I could top!
>>84368960They're such sweeties, cute as a button
>>84371547Then I'll top all the way, I've been so pent up and my lust is overwhelming me.But just to be clear before we start, I'm NOT a homo. I'm just... Comfortable in my sexuality. That's all...
>>84371587Just a totally 100% straight dude that's really interested in pounding round hairy zoomer ass?
>>84371628You get it. I'm a 100% HETEROSEXUAL Male!!
>>84371650Awfully kind of a straight guy to buttfuck a dumb homofaggot, then!
>>84371741That's right, this is just my way of having fun. It's not indicative of my actual sexuality! Remember that!
>>84371946Duh! There's no reason a COMPLETELY straight guy wouldn't want to fuck big hairy manbutt.
>>84361340Who's jizz is that? Donkey kong's? Mario's? Both?
>>84370360okay maybe not full encasement, ponut and mouth access are vital
>>84372981Sounds good.
hnnnghhh~spent two hours helping a nonnie drain his balls over dms. I come back to the thread only to get triggered by jiggly boi-booty and loose man-cunt >.<
>>84373273fat boibutts are great
>>84373273Nothing more wholesome than the love between 2 anons!
