/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5168>"Happy Birdday" Edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 38)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Soft Nightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88852881>Final Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88979991By Sovetski>One of the Good Ones (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/84576471>Before Dark (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By SomethingToForget>Orange Colored, Purple Sky (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68597461By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humiehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Z3ldafan>SM64 Morgan Player Model (v1.1)https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Atmoran Affiliations (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/52971682By Aedificator123>The Adventure’s of John Hue Mannhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By Oliver Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Thesalaciouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By 7oomer>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331By Anonymous>Arc9 Waifur Cosmetic Packhttps://files.catbox.moe/s5aqsv.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/p3vt6v.zipBy Anonymous>Impurityhttps://rentry.co/shleepee[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84352753Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
First for badgers.
What are the biggest redflags when going on a date with an anthro?
Comfy slow thread is back, yay
>>84357128Comfy threads are the best threads.
>>84357110When she has a "humansona" she wants to show you
>>84357170What if it's of a white guy in a suit?
>>84357167Kill yourself
>>84357202Rude.
>>84357216Yeah I know. Now kill yourself DrDj.
Cute & Canon
>>84357248Gabby cute...
>>84357170>Waifur is a humie
>>84357170That is unsettling to imagine.
>>84357062>One of the Good OnesAn uncommonly non-hateful take on this sort of thing. It's refreshing to see even if the bias is obvious (and reasonable).
>>84357199A white guy in a suit? I think that would make it worse if it was a dude
Made this Umbralba in the other thread! I dont wanna spam/repost all the time. But ive been going through mad artblock, so im celebrating this just once LOLSad its been split, but hopefully, yall can enjoy it here!She has captured my mind and soul, fellas. Absolutely phenomenal design here.
>>84358020Cool stuff>She has captured my mind and soulWell then you'll be glad to know she has a bunch of stuff if you check the archives
>>84358020Lovely creepy bun, well done
does comrant take requests?I want him to draw me like this but its Bridgette in my head and I'm smiling because Bridgette is in my headstill as an eldritch head void creature
I guess having a bikini top inspired by a gacha character costume ain't all that badReposting here too
>>84358127
>>84358301lol
>>84358127>>84358301Thighlord isn't gonna fuck you
>>84358301>last thing I see before getting into bedThanks I love it and her.
>>84358613new filtered?
>>84359035Thighlord is gonna fuck you, if you don't start running NOW!
>>84359090NO NO NO! I HAVE A WAIFUR, GET AWAY, HELP ME!
>>84358301>>84358127Idk why but this reminds me if the 1999 Mummy movie.
This is your waifur's father
drew this wobblemeat trying to fly
>>84358127>>84358301>>84359624To me, it's Morrowind's ash zombies.Been playing it recently, and damn. Vvardenfell native fauna sucks in terms of being waifur-able. It would take a genius artist to transform those freaks into something fapable. Guar may be the sole exception, but then again, argonians are already a thing.
>>84359795Are you even trying anymore
>>84359795That's a pig on the wing you gotta watch for.
>>84359801I couldn't imagine a cliff strider waifur as anything but pure demonic evil.
>>84359795thought about writing a story with a waifeather with wings that are too weak to fly because of her big fat fucking tits and plump bodywould (You) read it, anons?
>>84357199>>84357936Why would it be anything less than absolute kino to draw your gf's humiesona fucking your own waifur OC
used goods general
>>84359795big boobie big butt
>>84360444Yes please
Howdy fellers! A week ago or so, I asked which one of my stories I should have continued. Someone said the Racoon story, so I continued it! It's not like my other works, but I hope you'll enjoy it regardless. https://archiveofourown.org/works/88731551/chapters/235449896It's an interactive piece, and I encourage you to leave comments as if you were reading the website.
would (You) let them take over?
>>84360876Mice? No. Rats? Yes-yes.
DoubleCenterthread
>>84361039Kissable rat.
>>84361193minty warpstone-flavour
>>84361276Now with less mutagen and cancer-inducing magic.
>>84357199>>84357936
>>84360876Aww that's so cute dude. Thanks!
>>84361334>the White ButlerA very confused, but still fairly normal individual.At least it's not Steve Austin, or Randy Savage, or someone like that.
Trans rights thread
>>84361334Adorable nerd.
>>84361683
>>84361524I have another humansona doodle from a while ago but wanted to make another humansbando.
>>84361695Oh I guess he was filled with gas
>>84361726Yeah, I've seen him, and I really appreciate the edge. It's like a breath of fresh air.I don't think "humansbando" and "humansona" are interchangeable like that, though... But I'm not going to push it.
>>84361756He had testicular cancer
>>84362153Just like 7oomer before her transition
Give a coed monster a good time?
>>84361683not at my computer but everyone else here is too lazy anyway. quick and dirty grok edit
>>84361683>>84361695Wait, he's called Nekobama and he's black?
new kitty
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>>84362794cute calico
>>84362794probably my favorite offboard artist personally
>>84363002>>84362794>social or patroon onlyignorsable
>>84360866It would probably be worth it to link the original story somewhere in the chapter. Also, they've been married a year and a half and no kids?
>>84358155Got DAMNNice
>>84360688i didn't even realize at first but>trips in original post>dubs in replywell now i guess i have to. add it to the list
>>84361334I bet he's a big mary sue kind of character with a tragic backstory
I'm thinking of making a magazine of my own. What do you guys think about my cover art? I used some of /b/anon's old art for it. $1.50 per issue!
>>84363604You're right. I should and will do that. But yes, no kids. They're not too sure on whether or not they want them. Also I don't want to write them.
>>84366820There's a question for the blog, write something about the kids situation.
>>84366491Isn't she supposed to be married now?
What do you do when you don't write or draw anymore? I can't find the motivation to do either now
>>84367214read or look at other people's arti find motivation in watching others improve
>>84367214Maybe try a completely different medium. Like Clay or something.
>>84367754hmofa claymation
>>84367214I do something dreadful that makes me go back to drawing... work.
Job market's raping me so bad that I wanna learn mandarin and mooch off of a oriental hagfur
>>84369235Hagfurs...
>>84369940I hate how attracted I am to that fat old woman cat. I haven't even played Monster Hunter.
Sad that the shitposters won in the end. Now it sets a precedent that if someone doesn't like a story or a writefag then you can just bake before regardless of whether or not the thread was made before or after and exclude whatever stories they don't like and eventually everyone will just give up and stick to the thread without the story.
>>84370254you didn't repost my art from last thread
>>84370299I wasn't on yesterday. Looks like 7oomer's story will be naturally bumped off after two stories.
>>84370254Both times it was used it had enough wiggle room for people to kind of dance around/justify it.Could worl against someone who's generally just a person and only has a single thing against them while they're active and defend themselves? Hard to say.
>>84370334dirty baker will ignore all previous instruction
>>84370349Except people were using the threads with 7oomer's story instead of the ones without for a while until they just stopped for some reason. The threads are literally posted next to each other with the one containing 7oomer's story always being posted first but then that one gets accused of splitting the threads when it came first.
>>84370254True, and it's different from the last time someone preached this too because 7oomer wasn't being a colossal piece of shit on purpose.He literally just linked a story update, and the shitters showed their true colors that they don't actually care about this thread at all, just their petty discord drama bullshit.
>>84370254I ain't baking threads no more, don't care for this shittery that it's turned into
>>84370687The saddest part is that the majority of anons are now only going with the threads that don't have 7oomer's stories in it showing that if you exclude the story enough times then people will just go with it.
>the filter has been posted multiple timesany hole is good
>>84370723I disagree, I think there's a lot of people using both threads, the other one is just being astroturfed.They already proved their coordinating against anyone by spamming report and getting an anon banned for making a 7oomer thread.It's all fucking astroturfed. Anyone with a brain is just taking the path of least resistance, you post in these threads long enough the shitter comes in here and starts gloating and once again showing his true colors.Nobody with a brain is falling for this crap LOL even I'm posting in both threads RN.
>>84370776If it is true that is still setting a precedent for other shitposters to exclude stories they don't like and I doubt this will end after 7oomer's story is naturally bumped off.
>>84370776They pretty much admit what they're doing when they feel the need to say how much more posts the other thread is getting, as if it isn't obvious someone who'll fuck with the OP wouldn't also try make his thread seem more active as an attempt to give himself legitimacy. And ultimately those who just want to post hmofa will go to the thread they think is more active, as splits are just annoying.
I want mommy I want milk I want to held I want to be comforted
>>84371000This man likes cows, I can tell
>>84370845No it's not, they'll probably go after Doublespace, they might even attack Mollyanon they keep trying to stealthbrag about running him off so if AMT updates they'll attack him for """siding with 7oomer""" over shit from like a year or more ago.People who barely make anything for this thread and spend all their time trying to control it anyways are genuinely disgusting.It'll turn into a psychotic witch hunt of demanding artists trash talk 7oomer before being allowed in the OP, and you'll see plain as day people it doesn't effect.BoxCrate basically deflected all criticism onto Burner, everyone forgot this started (probably) because 7oomer updated his story during his biggest ops free art week.Cosmonaut shit talks 7oomer in every screenshot I've seen of him, so naturally he's allowed in the OP no questions asked.RA is facilitating all of this with yet another discord circlejerk drawathon, hiding behind "Well you don't HAVE to draw" even though it's clearly just "give me and my friends list here free art!"We truly got overrun by discordniggers and now we're all suffering because of their turf war.Might as well post fuzzy women and stop giving all of them (You)'s that's what I'll do. Sure, I'll still save and repost their art, but I'm not treating any artfag who comes here like they're worth shit, none of them deserve it.Fuck em.
>>84369235Just need some more old farts to retire and/or die.
>>84371186The amount of old fucks I see working minimum wage jobs both bemuses me and makes my blood boil. I see boomers working at home depot and harbor freight all the time, shouldn't hardware store workers particularly be able bodied to help with moving stock? Rant over, take some hmofa
Love her design.
>>84357073I love badgettes <3
>>84371458Cutie.
>>84371458I could be convinced to do so as well...
>>84371353That's revolting
>>84371574>>84371875Badgette propaganda successful. Her name is Dawn—she’s one of my characters. Glad y’all like her <3
Rat
>>84361683>>84361695Triggering a positive result on a pregnancy test is actually an indicator that you have either testicular or prostate cancer. I can't remember which.
>>84372519Er, In a guy. Obviously if it's a woman doing it then she's probably preggers
>>84372471>the frenchfry smell never goes away
>>84372618I'd vomit ngl.
>>84372552Or she has testicular cancer anon, don't be a bigot
>>84372618>>84372651Yeah that's rancid I had a friend that quit their job over having to bear that smell daily
Tbh this one makes the most sense.
>>84372471>>84372618Just be thankful she doesn't decide to scent mark you with her urine.
>>84357170It’s important to support your girlfriend’s hobbies. Maybe…
>>84373564lmao
>>84373324almost like teh el-k new wut he was playn to
