hehe boner editionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84347670OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 [Embed]>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 [Embed]Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Remember to suck your TV's tits!
Place your bets ladies! What's she gonna do with that ass?
>>84366384Double fisting
We must continue to flesh out the anti pery!>is purple in some way>To be the biggest whore in hell and be addicted to sinner cocks(?)>The stolas and Alastor Fankid would be a whore for cock, but has a wifeany other ideas to flesh him/her out?>tomboy stolas/ Alastor fankid
>>84366384give his hole a lil kissy.
>>84366445Gonna put a big golden blush on that handsome face!
I miss the old Adam and vox sisters who made Pies and jello salad....
>>84366557That is fully a you problem babes, as much as I enjoy the manhole that man does not have a puss
Deer pussy...
>>84366590They were so fucking horny kek. Remember the Adamsister rape dungeon?
>>84364072Forget the drama, I don't care. Honestly how has Angel Dust ever been raped? He's a sex worker who willingly sold his soul to his pimp so he could get assblasted on crack or whatever. Any SA he's endured has been played exactly the same way has, as either goon fodder or a joke. Why am I supposed to feel worse for the crackhead?
>>84366704Shut up already, faggot.
>>84366704The same way Alastor's has I mean
I’m tired of pussy POST COCKS
>>84366590>Pies and jello saladQRD?
>>84366756
I wish Vox would sexually harass me
>>84366797Alastor...
>>84366771People discussed what Voxxy (rule 63 vox) would make, and Jello salad was brought up. the original anon who was supposed to do it never delivered, but then another anon made one and ate it. it was not bad
>>84366704Lute…
>>84366727It's true though. For Raped: the character we actually never see him get SA'd where he isn't a willing participant.
>>84366873no1curr
I want Adam to cum large ropes onto my face
>>84366864>the Jello Salad itself
>>84366888You got raped by your dad lol.
>>84366914Do Americans eat this??
>>84366590I don’t really see a difference between these adam/voxsisters and the old ones other than the increased rape.
>>84366922yes
>>84366921wat
>>84366929the old ones made art fanfics food and stories, these ones only rape post...
>>84366936I'm curious on how the brain even reconciles mixing gelatin with coarse foods like carrots and lettuce
>>84366909He'd be such a fucking asshole about it, in a fun way. He might not let you wash it off for a while but if you bitch at him he'll relent and at least wipe the worst of it off from around your eyes
>>84366704>>84366873>>84366921>forget about the drama>clearly trying to attention whore about dramaGet over it nigger, no one cares
>>84366970It looks cool
>>84366591>glowy nipplesooooh...>>84366756>>84366772prettiest adam in the goddamn universe
>>84366421I don't know enough Pery lore to help, but I would have loved to.
>>84366976except lute who tries to get away with pretending it's angelic blood until sera quietly asks adam who lute murdered this time and he sighs and breaks out the hose again.
Roo is Alastor's mother
>>84367057does that mean roo is for human men?
>>84367005Skinny Adam is cursed
>>84367039I mean it’s a fankid, all you need is a general approximation, I’m sure Pery will be around to explain what a Pery is
>>84366993I'm actually trying to talk about spood but you keep being a faggot. I personally don't think you can compare the two with Angel's being 'worse' because his whole thing is choosing to stay in a toxic relationship when Charlie has offered to help him. That and thematically the show treats both like they're jokes. Same was with Pentious. Everyone's SA is a joke, so the argument falls flat.
>>84367068Yes, and her son as well
>>84367090Do you believe a husband can rape his wife or are you retarded?
where did the Abelsisters go?
>>84367042Lute is so dumb (extremely affectionate)
>>84367039>>84366421Who got who pregnant?
>>84367135I don't think a wife getting raped by her husband is comparable to a man selling his soul to a porn demon for drugs. Angel was an adult man who made a bad decision for drugs and sex and continues to self sabotage by refusing any help. That's a piss poor comparison.
>>84367009I'm getting close to the end of my stash of these, noooo
>>84367172i love how exhausted this adam looks for some reason. this guy just wants a chill burger with his bestie and then to sleep for 50 hours. let him sleep lute.
>>84367242No it isn't. Marriage is a contract and adult women knowingly get married to men who turn out to be abusive. By your logic, they deserve it
>>84367250a tragedy... (judging by the spit she made it pretty far though damn)
>>84367242>selling his soul to a porn demon for drugsDid you not see any of the side material that elaborated on Val and Angel's relationship? They started off happy going by "Addict" before things went sour. Also Valentino regularly drugs Angel up against his consent.
>>84367278Women enter marriages for drugs and porn stardom? Comparing Angel to a woman entering a marriage in good faith is pretty fucked up.
>>84367171Adamsisters ate them
Pussy-whipped Vox throbbing in his cock cage from the scent of used sinner panties...
>>84367329>Women enter marriages for drugs and porn stardom?Angel didn't enter the contract for drugs and porn stardom, he was manipulated by Valentino and genuinely loved him at some point. Also yes, women enter marriage contracts for money and protection men provide. It is absolutely the same thing
>>84367229Stolas impregnated Alastor's pussy.
>>84367329>Val meets Angel>drugs him up constantly >starts off kind and happy with him in a drug fueled haze>gets him in a contract >now abuses him to shitThis is canon, retard.
>>84367229Stolas got deer pregnant
>>84367295They eventually gave up and went to sleep it seems
>>84367375>>84367390The first time stolas willingly topped someone…
>>84367344Vox would never goon to some random bitches
>>84367411Was it ever stated somewhere that Stolas never tops?
>>84367312>>84367353>>84367384Compose your thoughts into one post please. >Surprised that the evil rape demon is an evil rape demonI mean...yeah? But if it isn't in the show proper it isn't canon, all I've seen is a porn star being a porn star.
What a hard life it is being an Adamsister, when you find something you like you got to hold onto it cause it's pretty few and far between. Pity us poor ravenous beasts
>>84367414He will if he's mindbroken.
>>84367442>Surprised that the evil rape demon is an evil rape demonWow yeah, how did that woman not know her evil rape husband ended up being an evil rape husband? Also like people can be...manipulative? Also Angel was repeatedly drugged so the consent is even more fucked
>>84367486Do you guys even get new fanart?
>>84367508Still not comparable unless a woman is knowingly marrying a pimp/pornographer whose whole brand is being a rapist. Either way if the argument is 'it's worse than what happened to Alastor because of tone' it still falls flat because Angel's abuse is both fetishized and played as comic relief. If anything Alastor's is probably worse considering he didn't know the lengths Vox would go to while Angel knew Val was a pimp going in.
>>84367532We do but we inhabit a parallel version of the fandom to you which is slower. I have no idea what really goes on outside of the Adamsphere. Something about radiostatic vs radiosilence? I actually don't know. We are the species that evolved on an island and are slightly different to you
>>84367399those lovebites...>>84367486god adam looks like he'd be so comfortable to sit on.
>>84366590We're never getting that era back...
>>84367580Having to witness two people fuck once is not worse than being drugged and raped repeatedly. And by your logic, Alastor agreed to a contract where he is left at the mercy of someone that he knows is a sex pest and his rapist, so he is even more guilty than Angel Dust getting involved with Valentino, and therefore not a victim of SA. Now you told an anon "you got raped by your dad lol" and now are pretending like you genuinely care about the discussion. You're a drama mongering attention whore disingenuously getting your shit kicked in because you are retarded. Here's your last (you)
>>84367580>Alastor's is probably worseBeing forced to watch two guys fucking is not on the same level as being forced to do sexual things yourself, how is this an actual argument
>>84367677It's not, anon is just trying to continue the nonexistent drama regarding Millie
Get kidnapped idiot
>>84367697
I love pussy
>>84367717Mindbroken Vox...
>>84367697Wtf free him
>>84367717Adam…
>>84367672>>84367677You're ignoring everything that led up to watching them fuck. If it were just the cuck chair joke you'd have a point. >>84367693Fuck Millie I'm having a discussion.
>>84367595Interesting. As a deerfag, I have no idea what goes on in the Adamsphere, heaven almost never has anything to do with fans of the hotel crew. I wonder if there's overlap between both worlds if you're a Lucifag or something.
>>84367717Lute deep down...
Unpopular opinion Adam shouldn't be raped or have a pussy but he should lactate like crazy from his huge soft man tits
I like Abel more because you can do so much more with him. With Adam, he most likely always dom and never subs. With Abel you can do whatever you want with the boy and he is likely a virgin. The thought of taking his virginity turns me on.
>>84367813Your argument that Angel knowingly got into a contract with a rapist pimp and therefore isn't a victim is BTFO by Alastor doing the same fucking thing
Vox is far sexier as a domtop desu
>>84367829All three should happen to him. Lactating Adam who has a pussy and gets raped all of the time
>>84367815There's some overlap between Guitarspear and Adamsapple but maybe less than you'd think. For one thing June 5th was a national holiday for us but for them it was 9/11.Besides other Heaven fans Adamfags in general have some overlap with Chaggie. Deer country and vees are the great unknown
>>84367717Vaggie...
>>84367717“Straight” Adamsister…
>>84367846I never said that he wasn't a victim? He's a victim of domestic violence. The debate is what's worse.
>>84367905Vox is sexy to me no matter what role he is.
>>84367925I ordered the pride standee and keychain so I be constantly reminded that I fucking won. Not only did I get Adam but Abel too June 5 should be a holiday for us.
>>84367925It's actually kind of weird to think there's a whole other fandom out there for the exact same series.
>>84367759>*Fixed Vox...ftfy
>>84367987I don't often care about the top half of my ships, but I'm equally as entranced by top Vox as I am by bottom Alastor.
>>84367988Also Lesbian Sera a cute, I wonder who she’ll get with?
>>84368016Speaker of God probably?
>>84368033Eh SoG comes across as a motherly figure towards Sera, unless that’s what you’re into… I was thinking one of the other higher angels or maybe even Lilith
>>84368016[spoiler]It will be Lilith[spoiler]
i loathed(indifferent) to holygates until it became uncanon and now i love it
Adam needs to be pegged in his sweaty musky ass, not his non-existent pussy
>>84367988Winning feels so fucking good
>>84367759>>84368001Straight-broken Vox is so hot to me, I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. I want his wiring to get fucked with so that he experiences intense pain whenever his cock brushes against a guy's bare skin or when a guy tries to fuck him. Condition him so that the very thought of being near a guy scares him so he has to rely on the predator sinner women that use and abuse him.
>>84367908Fucking hot
>>84367993Lute is shaping up to be extremely important going forwards so we're coming back in a big way once season 3 hits. I'm guessing you guys don't know about the Lute theory community?
>>84368240Holy shit it’s real kek
>>84368308I think I recall someone mentioning it in an earlier thread, but I don't think I'm familiar with it
>>84368240They're carrying each others' babies #Lovewins
>>84368240Why can’t this be Alastor
>>84368187Based, it's what he fucking deserves
>>84368115why not both?
>>84368451That exists too
>>84368398TLDR there's an increasingly real chance she's Eve
>>84368499Also he's got a cunt in this
>>84368463
WHAT A WONDROUS LIFETHIS WOULD'VE BEEEEN
>>84368713Gm meat
>>84367908???
>>84368685
I hate this fucking cancerous fandom and these fucking threads, how do I fucking quit Alastor so I can stop caring about this shitty fucking series? Should I delete all my folders and delete my xitter so I have no outlets left?
>>84369035>deleteIf you delete your deer you are a FAG
>>84369153I can't go on like this, it's not healthy. I'll save my files onto an external hard drive and just quit this shit cold turkey
>>84369256That’s a way to do it if your that desperate to leave…
Men
>>84369617Deer !
Whore television
My pussy is wet
>>84369824Zestial...
>>84369798Built for femdom rape
>>84369862Wtf
>>84369875Oh yeah?
>>84369824Satan…
>>84369911He'll love it so much that he'll only crave pussy
Vox is for men.
>>84369917What the
Vox is for women only.
Vox deserves to be raped
>>84369035A better way would be to stop power leveling and crashing out when people disagree with you. People will dick on you for that or fuck off to be away from you. Just post deer.
>>84370023By women
>>84370062I have nothing to do with whatever bullshit you're talking about
>>84370098Uh huh. The best thing you can do is fuck off from here. Save your shit to a drive if you change your mind. Deleting everything in a bpd fit will be something you regret later. Take a break and come back for S3 or use a platform where you can better curate your experience.
>>84370252When will she get a girlfriend
>>84370405Already married to me, Melissa can sod off.
Adam needs to be raped too
Wings
>>84370023>>84370453nobody deserves to be raped more than Alastor
Is there a gif of Chaz shaking his tail at the camera
Post the Chaz gif
Nobody deserves to be raped more than Chaz.
>>84370453Indeed
>>84367717Abel…
>>84370483Disgusting
How would (You) respond without sounding mad?
>>84371520>"Well, have you ever heard of the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest?"
>>84371520Eating Vaggie out on the spot!
>>84371095Lute...
>>84371643Who did you commission, meat? I wanna know
Come on /hhg/.... DO SOMETHING.....
>>84371520I’m not mad because she’s right
>>84371680*rapes you* PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>84371748Correct
>>84371656I will not say who until it's ready
>>84371680*mounts you in a wall*
>>84371811>>84371910....OK please stop BRO
>>84371945*pulls down your pants and leaves your butt exposed to the public while your other half is trapped in the wall*
>>84371945have you watched Rozen Maiden?
>>84372057Uhm... about that... haha...>>84371999*dodges and shoots you with my powerful undodgeable laser of doom*
>>84372158*makes you pregnant*
>>84372158touhounigger, are you... a larper...i can't believe this......
>>84372229OKAY FINE ILL WATCH IT I'M SORRY>>84372222*DODGES*
>>84372158>>84372229Touhou is filled with tourist so it was expected lmao
>>84372158Have you watched Azumanga Daioh?? Have you even played Touhou?!
>>84371680
I started browsing 4chan in 2007 when Rozen Maiden was all the rage so seeing Suiseiseki makes me nostalgic...
>>84372359Now fuck him meat
>>84371520I need her to call me a stupid dyke while she forces me to eat her out
>>84372460Vaggie deep down...
>>84372460Random exorcist…
Femboy touhounigger….
>>84372412Messed up