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/agywb/ - Anthro Girls You Wanna Be
>Take Your Pick edition

QOTT: Who would you rather be if you got these 3 to pick from?

Previous thread: >>84479845
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>Who would you rather be if you got these 3 to pick from?
What's the point? All three are equally slutty. Also, I rather be Orchid.
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Better question, how optionally would pants be for you?
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>>84562690
Cartoon levels of Nude no clothing
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>>84562984
The best.
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>>84563007
>Alters the timeline
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>>84562690
Compulsory, generally.
Unless, if for some reason I am cursed to be pantless...
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>>84563694
Prev. thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84479845/
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Randomly find myself as an anthro girl one day. Find myself in a girl's room, my long legs crossed, a scandalously short skirt sliding up my thigh. Warm smooth fur now covering my whole body. There was a young guy in the room with me, in the middle of a sentence. But I figured my time was limited and I wanted to enjoy myself. I pulled of my top and began fondling the two perky breast on my chest. Bouncing them between my fingers feeling the pleasure spike within me. The guy paused, his eyes going wide, unsure of what to do. So I invited him over. It didn't take much persuasion and soon I was bouncing my new body on his massive cock. Grinning as his hands squeezed my tits, and I felt up my taut little ass while he plunges into my tight canal until I cried out in an orgasm, my entire body quivering, pussy clenching around the hot dick inside me. He came then, filling me with his cum and it felt magnificent, each spurt of seed making me wonderfully, perfectly full. My session ended just as he finished emptying himself into me. I'm sure whoever it was I possessed was not prepared to come back and suddenly find herself with one of her friend's dicks stuffed inside her.
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>>84563767
Oops. Didn't mean to quote >>84563694. Eepy.
Have a Sybil being VERY normal.
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>>84563788
>Anon moments after purposefully failing the tutorial with Dreambreaker
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(Not available for a while yet, but if a certain doctor is still around later...)
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>>84564421
(Sorry, yeah. Been a bit busy and kinda tired the last day or two. Family matters. Should be around later.)
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>>84564446
(No worries, gonna be busy myself, just wanted to post early in the thread)
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>UNDASTAND UNDASTAND
>UNDASTAND UNDASTAND
>THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
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>>84569802
>Wings + Skating + no pants
>Gang advertising gets wild, but Dino Pussy has draw that word of mouth alone can't manage
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>>84561391
>qott
bottom one, butt stuff is gross

>>84562690
no pants
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>>84561391
I think i'd pick the middle one,
her fur colour makes me think of tanned skin, she'd be the perfect pic to feel like a hot beach bimbo bunny!
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>>84563776
Dam no one liked it? I'll try something else later
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>>84563776
>>84573681
closest I think I've gotten to that was a dream I had a while back where I ended up walking into something that looked like a studio changing room and randomly was wearing anne's dress from frozen (I still haven't watched it). There wasn't anything lewd though and I didn't have it long enough to get an idea of body change. probably doesn't help any
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>>84573977
Wasn't really a dream. Wish it was, more of a freewriting then anything. Was it mid or was it decent?
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>>84574262
>tldr
I just saw the bit about a girls room. I don't normally read people's RP stuff in here either
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>>84574752
>I just saw the bit about a girls room. I don't normally read people's RP stuff in here either
Dam! But it wasn't really an RP either I guess it was just a short story. I should have tried to format it as a green text...
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>>84574833
green text establishes immediate credibility
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Opinion on Girl cocks? As in girls who are cocks? Would you ever go CTF and be some dudes feminine cock?
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>>84563776
>>84573681
It's pretty nice, just in the middle of unpacking stuff after speedrunning a day's work, packing, and cleaning.
Would love to be able to just body hop into an anthro gal, finally put out to that one hot male friend who can't catch a hint, and let the former lesbian deal with the mess. Then again, dealing with the mess is also part of the fun.
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>>84574949
>green text establishes immediate credibility
I'm not a strong writer anon! that was my first ever real attempt
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>>84575004
I don't want to have one or be one. I do like ctf stuff for a partner, but only really if they end up like as big as me, its also one of the few things that I think is best temporary, boyfriend turns into a 6 foot long giant cock on random nights and you get to play with him
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>>84575240
Being DEEP inside a pussy seems fun.. and you'd Only exist for pleasure.. I'd try it for a week...
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>>84575831
wrong end though, plus I don't really like the idea of being attached to someone else
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>>84562984
>>84563007
>>84563058
>>84573681
Nice pics! Were any of you the ones posting Chili last thread?
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>>84579136
>Nice pics! Were any of you the ones posting Chili last thread?
Anon I'm the ONLY bluey fag here so yeah its me
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>>84579145
>only bluey fag
That's a shame, more should know and like this show. But yeah, did the roleplay offer last thread interest you?
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>>84575240
>if they end up like as big as me
Elaborate, I don't understand.
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>>84579145

if you got more then post more
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>>84579184
>That's a shame, more should know and like this show. But yeah, did the roleplay offer last thread interest you?
What was it again?
>>84579381
>if you got more then post more
I'm slowly running out. Most of it is cub and like it's kind of annoying how there's next to no aged up art of the characters..
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>>84579381
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>>84579583
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>>84579574
>What was it again?
Having my naturally tiny/shrunken body get smothered fully between some massive dog girl boobs
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>>84579285
giant disembodied cock and balls, the size of a person.

thinks something like:
>be cute squirrel girl, like 4'6 big hips, 6 boobs, bushy tail
>boy friend is squirrel boy, like 5'10, is a werecock, turns into like a 6 foot long knotted fox cock under some weird conditions, random nights
>he only gets blurry memory from it, "knows" its a thing, but avoids talking about it because he's worried its all in his head.
>wake up morning, he's all like:
>"whole body feels so dried out"
>me: "weird"
>subtly close bathroom door where tub is literally full of cum (minus my displaces volume and the bucket worth I drank after he came in it the last time)
>he doesn't notice I'm still slightly cum inflated
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>>84579574

for a popular show like this that seems hard to believe
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>>84580295
isn't it also considered foreign though? how many people were really watching it?
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>>84579834
>Having my naturally tiny/shrunken body get smothered fully between some massive dog girl boobs
To dam small for my liking.
>>84580295
>for a popular show like this that seems hard to believe
Most anons want to fuck her when she's young and supple!
>>84581025
>isn't it also considered foreign though? how many people were really watching it?
We were big enough to have our own general on here. I miss our draw fag he was cool!
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>>84582184
>We were big enough to have our own general on here
I think I filtered those
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>>84582206
Dam! we had some cool discussion on there.
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>>84582228
there were a lot of threads I was doing that with, just removing clutter. Lost a lot of the filters when I cleared cookies the other day, only remembered like half of them.
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>>84582338
I never really filter anything. This is the only real thread I keep up with.
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>>84582478
I got ones for this, clop threads, and anything with hypnosis being put up on top. Then I've got a bunch to remove stuff, fat spam, /pol/bait, kpop, ugly sonic girls, etc. For a while I would just set one for threads I'd see regularly that I didn't care about
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>>84582603
I still don't even know much about hypnosis. Only that it works if you want it to work. know next to nothing about Rainbow Dash. Picked her purely based off of looks. Gonna spam a few Rainbow Dash hypnosis audio files before bed. What am I in for personality wise anon?
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>>84582666
I've never see the show, but from what I can tell from smut, shes sporty fem-jock. You're probably better off with the nerdy ones
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>>84582698
But ANON!.... I want wings...
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>>84582816
some of the other ones do
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>>84582848
I don't want to get TOO retarded anon...
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>>84583079
she gets weirdly good smut though
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>>84585769
Beautiful birb
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>>84585769
Stuttery birdlady in pretty silks...
Recently TF'd or just in a new job? Place your bets, and give her compliments!
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>>84588218
Bets, or bids? Cause a pretty bird dressed like that might be selling something, and no doubt it's extremely valuable. Seeing her blush would be priceless, though.
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>>84584612
(Sorry for the delay. Once again caught up in family matters. Hopefully I'll be down later tonight.)
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>>84585769
Bird women are fun seed probably taste better..
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>Bat milk and cookies for everybody!
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>>84590141
probably done with this thread
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>>84590208
Sorry, I had to get that reference in there. Apologies if it ruined your enjoyment.
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>>84590259
people insist on posting gross out material in threads like they're on /b/ (was still annoying there, but expected). the synthetics threads got killed a while back by people posting diaper stuff, the one up now is the first in a while (and it already has one of those). The clop threads get morons posting rimming every once in a while and those often get series of nasty text afters, I don't need the constant reminders that i'm twice the age of the people on here and that teenagers are basically retarded

also
>rabble rabble rabble
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>>84590444
I know what you mean. Bad enough the sexysynthetics thread became a sloppa dumping ground but when you start courting /d/-tier fetishfags it just opens the floodgates for garbage.

Same shit happens with /gywb/ when you've got dogfuckers and honest-to-god gorefags.
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>>84590507
Correction: It wasn't gorefags. It was pedoplay creeps.
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>>84590544
yeah I keep trying to get stuff out of those /dlc/ threads because some of that content out in the internet with those characters aged up is really good, but it ends up just being pedophiles most of the time

>>84590507
another bit thats real annoying with the gore stuff, I know actual sadists IRL, people that were on guro chan back when it was big, they have the class that they keep their stuff in their own threads. People posting it randomly places are children.
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>>84590706
Well I suppose that's unfortunately what you have to expect with a thread like /dlc/. Just an absolute wastebin.
>another bit thats real annoying with the gore stuff, I know actual sadists IRL, people that were on guro chan back when it was big, they have the class that they keep their stuff in their own threads. People posting it randomly places are children.

It'ssadly something that's been lost as very basic ettiquette and social conduct because people are far too eager to overshare these days.
Time and a place and all that.

On a lighter and more relevant note: Why do you like mouse and squirrel girls so much?
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>>84590788
smaller sized things are normally associated with submissive
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>>84591013
Naturally, but is that all the appeal they have for you?
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>>84591523
I'm a transformation fetishist, its coming from body issues (I want a better body) and I want traditional female jobs/role in life. I'm also a huge sub, into livestock and stuff like that. smaller things are both submissive and cute. Mice and rats often get nerd associations as well, squirrels were everywhere where I grew up. I've got a lot of fantasies in my personal catalogue for both of those.

Its not the only stuff I'm in to, I actually like slimy things more. Keeping the thread on topic, I normally post those or Fifi (a childhood crush). I post other stuff depending on what people are talking about, including pregnant gardevoir stuff. I also use scarlet for reaction pics
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I wish there was an anon here that could write a transformation for whoever wants it, always love when booth guy is in the other thread
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>>84592585
Fraid I don't have the energy to do it right now, but I would if I could.
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>>84590444
>people insist on posting gross out material in threads like they're on /b/ (was still annoying there, but expected). the synthetics threads got killed a while back by people posting diaper stuff, the one up now is the first in a while (and it already has one of those). The clop threads get morons posting rimming every once in a while and those often get series of nasty text afters, I don't need the constant reminders that i'm twice the age of the people on here and that teenagers are basically retarded
I haven't really seen anything that bad in these threads can you elaborate?
>>84590507
>Same shit happens with /gywb/ when you've got dogfuckers and honest-to-god gorefags.
For me it was just all the BLACKED spam like fuck off with that
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>>84593214
>For me it was just all the BLACKED spam like fuck off with that
That's there too. And it's really fucking cringe.
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>It's another "Simple erotic write up devolved into an elaborate ass adventure and story roleplay with the chat bot instead of quick goon sesh" Type of day today....
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>>84593795
The set up is what gets me. I forget that I'm meant to start stroking my dick and now I'm giving side characters back story and crucial plot points for down the line.
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>>84594160
Same. One minute I'm setting up some quick smut about a fennec fox bitch about to get railed at a gym by a gryphon DILF, next thing I know, history, romance, back and forth banter and hesitation. Or it finally gets to the action and you just want to follow some other plot thread, but you're still horny.
Chilli is hot though.

>>84593795
Maybe it's a little meta, but I could see an anthro girl getting frustrated with her porn chatbot being the set up to a scenario, somehow.
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>>84582666
>>84582603
Where can I find hypno to become a milky mare? I need leaky crochteats
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>>84595919
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>>84595928
>Showing off freshly glazed tits
Hot, I'd do the same
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>>84595840
>Where can I find hypno to become a milky mare? I need leaky crochteats
https://download.hypnoponies.net/
No Clue I've been using this site. Might actually work. I was Hella sleepy and I felt the relaxation actually work.... MAYBE it's not COMPLETE ass....not sure. If I have pony dreams I'll report them tomorrow morning.
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>>84595485
>Chilli is hot though.
Yeah I made the right choice in stealing her body five years ago...
>Same. One minute I'm setting up some quick smut about a fennec fox bitch about to get railed at a gym by a gryphon DILF, next thing I know, history, romance, back and forth banter and hesitation. Or it finally gets to the action and you just want to follow some other plot thread, but you're still horny.
Honesty I DO enjoy watching the story play out while semi erect... I should write more..
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>>84593214
>>84593536
>blacked
what's worse about that stuff is it isn't even really smut, its just /pol/bait. I'd be shocked if the humiliation fetishists that like it were were even a tenth of who posts

I've been pull stuff off rull34video and they get that too, the really revealing thing is how when you open the white versions some of those videos have and its just the most vanilla garbage. The actual sex was never intended to be real smut

>>84593214
the synthetics thread up right now is the first in like a month, they had been slowing down for a while before than and I think people starting to post like diaper transformations were what finally killed them off. the clop thread up right now has an argument between people over anal stuff, and its the majority of content in those threads.

>>84595840
I need to dig up new sources for that stuff, hypno tube is the only video I know of and its slow and 90% /pol/bait
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>>84597231
>the synthetics thread up right now is the first in like a month, they had been slowing down for a while before than and I think people starting to post like diaper transformations were what finally killed them off. the clop thread up right now has an argument between people over anal stuff, and its the majority of content in those threads.
Yeah I guess a thread being inactive is better then the constant spam. But I could have sworn AGWYB was more popular now it's dying off..
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>>84597445
we've been alot slower for the last couple months, we probably just lost some users over the summer. The whole board seems a bit slower now that I think of it
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>>84597506
>we've been alot slower for the last couple months, we probably just lost some users over the summer. The whole board seems a bit slower now that I think of it
Fucking annoying....I'm busy with university and free on summer...
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>>84597506
At least for me I mostly just lurk and not post. Been pretty tapped out.
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>>84597852
I remember you. You made all those anons into Loona.
I'd probably be loona for a while. Or Stella and Octavia. Being avian might be more interesting...
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>>84597962
Lots of Loonas, a few Bees. Bark bark, bzz bzz.
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>>84598092
Nice. I'd give leviathan a shot. I wonder what that would be like having two heads..
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>>84598116
The conversation on what to have for dinner every night would be agonising.
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>>84598167
>The conversation on what to have for dinner every night would be agonising.
Not for me anon I'm a simple guy I'd eat dinners at once
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>>84598116
How does that work? Are you both heads, or does your personality split between the two? Or are you sharing your body with another anon?
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>>84598191
But is your other head a simple 'guy'?
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>>84598092
>>84597962
should i actually watch that show?
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>>84599205
NTA but I'd say no. It's very much style over substance and the style is "fujoshi's quirky soap opera".
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>>84599205
>should i actually watch that show?
No. The pilot lies turns into fujoshi slop. Blitz and Stolas are the worst aspects of the show...
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>>84601204
>You ate too many of the dog treats, didn't you?
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>Randomly wake up as an anthro one day
>Live her day to day life
>Get knocked up one day at a party
>Pregnant. Fuck.
>Start to develop maternal feelings towards "my" kid
Motherhood is gonna be interesting....
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>you got turned but as a feral
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>>84602233
losing hands would suck though, that's really what makes the pony stuff good, use magic powers for fine manipulation
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Man I want Judy hopps to “arrest” me
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Fuck we restored humanity to the wrong Doe
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>>84599205
Don't bother, trust me.
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Didn't I do it for you, Kermie?
(I know that's a dead meme, hush.)
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>>84605634
Don't care if it's dead, it's still cute.
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>>84605873
SNOOT
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>>84608632
You know, being a mountain of a woman of a species notorious for lactating, a string bound top makes a lot of sense: adjustable and quick to release. Just gotta get good at tying knots properly.
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>Get transformed into an anthro lady with massive tits
>Unfortunately, this isn't a cartoon world, so now you have to deal with the sheer weight of them
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>"Fuck 'em, probably dykes anyway."
>"Why, cause they're not into you?"
>"I mean yeah? Who could turn down tits like these? If they're not chomping down my box it's probably cause they're eating carpet. I even threw on my best bikini for this and they're giving me the cold shoulder. You'd think a straight chick wouldn't mind getting scissored down once in a while."
>"Y... yeah, sure."
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>>84608902
Unfortunately not a lot of support for the sweater puppies in that regard.
>>84609190
See what I mean? Total lead weights. At least everybody else gets a good show.
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>>84609347
>Screams "EAT MY PUSSY!" at the nearest female lifeguard.
>Gets taken away by her friends before she makes things worse.
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>>84609347
Walking around with portable exercise equipment on your chest. Literally no excuse not to get shredded.

>>84609347
Fucking love oblivious shark 'bros', thinking their tight cunts are God's gift to straight women, and being so confused when girls still insist they're dykes after a night of smashing clams.

>>84609380
The bra industry would make a killing if there were suddenly a lot of anthro women around. Half of them would probably be overpriced garbage though.
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>>84609599
>Half of them would be overpriced garbage though.
Not my fault women love their colourful undies.
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>>84610118
Come on. Men love seeing women in "colorful undies" too, so just a tiny bit your fault too. Unless you're gonna deny checking yourself out in the mirror?
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>>84610221
You need to get your eyes checked if you think I'm the type of *guy* to put on ladies underwear and check myself out in it. Unless you're the kind of freak who's into that.

Look, all I'm saying is that girls love to dress up and shit so it's really on them if they keep buying overprices bras.
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>>84610557
The sort of freak that's into guys who lust after their newly curvy bodies? Describing me to a T. You don't need expensive clothing to appreciate what a cosmic accident gifted you with though.

All bras are overpriced, some of them just aren't complete crap too. Material cost can't be that expensive, even if you need to support a couple of salad bowl sized udders, and the money certainly isn't going into the quality of the build, with the number of busted straps and burst tops I've seen. Gotta wonder if sheep can get a discount by selling their wool or something.
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>>84601660
Motherhood is gonna change you anon...
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>>84611191
Sex with Naomi.
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>>84610815
Yeah yeah whatever floats your boat. Just don't come drooling toward me and ask for a titjob. Maybe you can go visit the local barn if you're looking for sheep wool.
Nnf...
>Crack!
I really need to exercise more. My back is killing me these days.
...
What are you looking at?
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>>84611223
>Sex with Naomi.
Sex AS Naomi producing something as autistic as I was...
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I wanna be small and agile that seems fun. Really feminine activates like gymnastics....
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>>84611329
Why would you doom your son and by extension your bloodline with such a handicap?
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>>84611384
>Why would you doom your son and by extension your bloodline with such a handicap?
I think that's just life anon. You can't really control how your kids turn out no matter how hard you beat them... same thing happen to me back when I was human in my childhood...
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>>84611356
Woke up in a rabbit mood today...
Might actually watch the sequel today..
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>>84611442
I mean that's true. There's only so much you can do with the environment that they grow up in. That said you could have avoided it by not having children at all.
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>>84611524
>That said you could have avoided it by not having children at all.
It's my god given right to get knocked up as many times as I want!!!!
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>>84611559
This is why you're struggling *and* single you dumb PARA.
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>>84611586
Eh... Time to drain the American infrastructure by becoming a welfare queen..
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>>84609190
Can somebody TF me into an anthro girl with ginormous calcium cannons like this anon has
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>>84611701
I would also like to be tf'd but like a normal anthro girl
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>>84611320
A shortstack sheep with an attitude, a massive rack, and back problems, apparently. Two of those more than the rest. Anything I can do to help woth the last?
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>>84611934
Riiiiight. Well tell her that she's more than welcome to help you out with letting you help out, but quit staring at me already. You're starting to make me uncomfortable. Well, more than I already am.
>Scratch Scratch
Last time I wear polyeeester!
>*Snap!*
>A few stretches more to show off her massive mammaries unintentionally sets the man's gaze upon her again.
I guess if you know a masseuse I'd be grateful.
>>84611701
Comin' up sharp missus-to-be.
>Zap!
>She points a finger lazily at the other man and a beam strikes him square in the chest.
>In a matter of seconds his body squashes and curves in and out to become....
>*BWOOMF!*
>A ludicrously busty bear woman!
>>84611887
Ditto.
>*ZAP!*
>A similar process occurs, only the extreme endowments offered by the magical power renders him into a cute but lithe rabbit gal.
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>>84612700
>Her words are a little confusing; is she just being snarky, or does she really not know?
>Hard to tell with some anthro girls sometimes
>From the way she's going about it, I'd assume she was trying to be as eye catching, showing off wool covered midriff and a glimpse of her bosom, but I try not to stare
What's so bad about polyester? And I don't know a licensed masseuse, but I do know a thing or two about back massages.
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>>84613292
Makes me itch like a motherfucker all over when I get moving too much. Not that you'd know, Mr Fifty-Percent Cotton and Wool.
>Of course she had to go and make a jab at his fashion sense, not that it mattered.
>Clawing underneath her bustline to scratch an itch that just wouldn't go away did. Perhaps if she had actually worn a bra...
Mmmf....fine. One massage couldn't hurt but you better keep your hands where I can see 'em.
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>>84613623
>Maybe it's meant to be a dig at me, but I'm more impressed that she can tell what I'm wearing at a glance
>Gym clothes are more for comfort than appearance anyway, unless her derision over clothes for appearances sake earlier were made out of guilt
>I wasn't about to suggest the aggressive sheep woman wear a bra, especially when a glance in the mirror would already show her the shape of her nipples were very apparent
>Kneeling so I'm not towering over the shorter lady, I hold out my hands, figuring she would slip them under her clothes so she doesn't have to strip
Thought I was massaging your back: how are you going to watch them there?
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>>84614185
Can it smartass. You know what I meant.
>Leaning forward allows the would-be masseuse a straight shot at her back and shoulders, yet she keeps a cautious demeanour. As if this whole thing could have been a setup for a bad touch experience.
Just start at the top and make your way down. Not too low though.
>And he did as requested, running his hands over the affected areas smoothly.
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>>84614513
>Wisely, I keep my mouth shut and let my hands to the talking, running through the soft wool behind that bushy... mane? Hair... This close, I can see and feel the care she puts into it
>Starting off strong with the muscles at the base of her neck, my finger tips press and rub firmly, trying to work tension out in small circles
>Mobian girls are tough, can hit hard, and some are famous for their hair triggers... in more ways than one, if rumors were right
>All the more reason to work quickly
>Expecting a bra strap to be in the way, I bite back a comment when I remember she isn't wearing one, drifting down to the next problem area, around and between her shoulder blades, slowly and unintentionally pushing her to lean forward
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>>84611191
perfection
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>>84589915
(Got busy myself, still around, though slowly nodding off)
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>>84614821
Mmmmf...
>*Wham*
>She faceplanted into the table when the pressure of his grip and fingers pressing into her shoulder blades oozed the tension right out of her.
>Each brush and knead elicited a contented and much needed moan of satisifcation from her throat as the massage let her relax.
>It was likely the most relaxed she'd felt in a while. As if the weight of the world hadn't been piled on her back.
>Or chest.
Gooooooood that feels so good. You will not believe how stressed I have been lately. So much paperwork and idiots looking for free makeovers lately.
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>>84616664
>With her chest planted on the table and practically moaning my praises, I allow myself a smug grin
>Following her part way as she tips forward, I shuffle closer on my knees, the position looking a bit compromising if anyone else were around
>Just have to hope she doesn't decide to scoot back before I can calm myself
>My hands drift lower on her back, fingers running through the soft white curls of her fur as my thumbs keep working either side of her, lingering an inch or two above her waist
>Trying so hard not to think about how I could just grab her waist, or her tits, with ease in this position...
>The muscle definition under her wool feels fairly new, which is impressive, yet tight, even after the stretches she had just done
You really should pace yourself a bit, you're all tense cause you work yourself so hard... How about you tell me about it? I'm not gonna repeat it, client confidentiality and all that, and you seem to want to get it off your chest. Figured you'd rather rearrange someone's face than work in makeup.
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>Roleplay goonsesh so intense felt like I was getting Fucked.
I fucking love AI bots anons! Still exhausted..
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Alright enough of the ahegao I just wanted to convey my feelings.....
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>>84617251
>A drawn out sigh, like air leaving a balloon, signalled the continuation of the impromptu physical therapy session as she began counting off all her problems on both hands.
Every day it's "We need a new identity form" or "This isn't the TF makeover I wanted even though I wasn't specific enough". And then there's the endless jackasses in traffic...sheesh.
Ungh, right there.
...
>She guides his hands further toward the tender spots down below.
I swear to god if I don't get a vacation soon I'm gonna deck someone in the gut.
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>>84617916
>Her breasts get highlighted as she gets shocked
Does that mean she has implants?
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>>84617916
>She really is getting into this, I realize with a growing blush, realizing how close I am to hotdogging the busty sheep's ass, drawing my hips back
>I'm not even sure she's really paying attention to where my hands have wound up, resting just above her hips
>Sliding back up just a little to rub and squeeze at her waist proper, really working into some of her core muscles, my hands keep following her curves as they move back down to her hips
>Reaching the small of her back, I hold her hips steady with one hand before pressing into the small of her back, alternating between fingers and knuckles, working the base of her tail a little while I'm there
Jackasses will continue to be jackasses wherever you work. What makes this job worth keeping over something else where you're dealing with fewer people with an IQ below room temperature? Where would you go for vacation anyway?
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>>84618387
Nnnf!
P-pay, that's why. Everyone pays top dollar to get their dream bod. Ohhhhhhh...~
>She has to bite her lip to stifle the shuddery sense of bliss washing down her spine.
>He had completely hit every weak point imaginable, so much so her tail twitched and wagged.
A-and the office isn't too far away from where I LIVE!
>Speaking of weakpoints he had just touched one in the lower arch of her back.
>The sudden octave spike in her tone of voice had the sheep trembling in subtle embarrassment.
P-pretend you didn't hear that...
>>84618161
(Lanolin's tits are all natural. Rouge on the other hand...)
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>>84618888
>Leaning to whisper into her ear and tease her a bit, my cock winds up slotted perfectly in between her cheeks, poking the ball of wool that is her tail
>At this point, pretending it hadn't happened was impossible, so I try to keep contact limited and my hips still
Location is important, but you got to enjoy the services for a discount, didn't you?
>The ovine Mobian certainly had A dream body, though with how she loved to complain about it, it makes me wonder if it was her choice
>I do pretend that I hadn't heard her shrill moan, but my hands aren't so polite, targeting that sweet spot on her lower back almost exclusively as a hand comes round to support her belly from below, lower than strictly necessary
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>>84619307
Y-you could say that...
>At this stage she would have been glad to have been spared the shame of being so weak to a mere poke in the right zone.
>If it weren't for the fact that she could feel something slotting itself inbetween her buns at the back.
S-so are you nearly done? I kinda need to get back to work eventually and your uh...'expertise' has been helpful so far.
>Her pleas may have well as fallen on deaf ears because she was primed to be picked up at a moment's notice and there was an eager, lustful glint in the eyes of her volunteer massager.
>That is to say the menacingly perverted aura he exuded sent a tingle through her tummy.
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>>84619473
>Letting out an amused huff of air, I don't respond, relenting on her back and helping her sit up part way
>That glorious wooly mane of hers bumps against my chest when I stop though, and I can feel her tense as prey instinct kicks in
>Not before the hand at her belly slips into her shorts, cupping her pussy to help me lift the startled sheep well off the ground as I stand up, dick now pressing even more firmly into her ass
>At the same time, my other hand finds the polyester top she was wearing and tears it off, freeing the rack that been so irritated by the course material, and immediately clutching one of her fat udders, throbbing at the feeling
You know, we never discussed payment since it was just a favor, but since you're here, I've got something you can help with. I rub your back, you scratch mine. If you could lend a hand with the shorts, I'd appreciate it.
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>>84619793
(Last reply since I'm falling asleep a bit)
>Losing purchase with her seat or even the ground has her thrashing and bleating while her acquaintance undresses and fondles his target.
H-hey! What the hell are you doing?! T-this isn't what we agreed on! Stop! I'm a-...I'm...!
>!
>Reality finally took root for her as the pressing of his cock into her butt the cupping of her cunt and the groping of her tits set the bodacious beeper's face ablaze with blush.
>Indignant, as it were, it did not stop her instincts to run and then give up.
>Just like a sheep...
L-look I-I don't knoe what your damge is but can you let me go before we both do something we'll r-regret?
>She may have pulled in tandem to try and retain her shorts though even that proved fruitless as the reverse force just ended up tearing them down the middle.
>A fact that devastated her hopes of making it out unspoiled.
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>>84599205
Yes. It started as a way for VivziePop's team to vent their frustrations about their shitty boss but it quickly became more popular than her trash show (and came out before too LOL), so she took over it. This mostly turned the show into shit but you can still find of some of the goodness from the early episodes sprinkled here and there- specially in the shorts.
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>>84597539
I want a muscular scalie gf.
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>>84624216
But anon, you ARE the gf.
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>>84561391
Without any comment.
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>>84625379
I managed to not post the file, nyoo :(
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>little did I.M.P. know, Loona sarcastically grumbling "fine, guess I'll go fuck myself!" wasn't all that sarcastic
>nothing says she can't screw her body double before she tags her in
>these sinner FREAKS'll go along with anything if it means walking around wearing her face
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Live!
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>>84561391
Preferably neither but if those 3 are the only options, Martini.

>>84562690
Being Martini, no pants on the job. Otherwise pants.
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Would you visit some crazy shameless festival with a fellow anon?
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>>84627998
YES.
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>>84628041
>>84627998
What would you look the most forward to?
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>>84628156
Honestly no idea! But I've already fucked in public once and it was fun so may as well keep going.
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>>84628178
>>84628156
Personal the most I'm looking for reeking of cum after first day onward under the excuse that there's no shower available.
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>>84630219
>mfw
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>>84631687
Milfs are nice.
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>>84632948
krystal is pure sex!
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>>84633284
Agreed!
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>>84633434
The worst part is that you can't hide your arousal from her, as she can read your mind...
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>>84633468
How terrible. Not only would she know about my lewd disposition toward her, she'd also know about all my kinky fantasies!
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>>84633542
I'm sure she's not going at all to use that against me, right?
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>>84633640
That depends, anon. Are you disciplined enough to hide how much you want to grab a feel of her fat tits? Or how you want to ram your dick straight inside her pussy for hours on end until you dump bucket loads of spunk into her womb?
If you can't...well...
She'll just have to put on a show just for (you).
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>>84633696
I don't think I could hide her how much I want to touch her fur...
...or that I want her to milk my balls dry~
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>>84627998
>Would you visit some crazy shameless festival with a fellow anon?
Yeah seems hot. Stealing the body of a MILF doing nothing but hitchhiking around for five years. Doing drugs having sex with rondos on holiday. Publish that autobiography afterwards...
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>>84633793
So she wears skimpy microbikinis at the beach and cocktail dresses with more cleavage than modesty at parties. So what? She likes it when you stare. Simmering in your own hormones, begging to have all that preciously sticky vitality wrung from your body in a cowgirl position.

Maybe when she bends over she won't even have to touch you. You'll be creaming in your pants after her tail lifts and you'll get a fantastic shot of her panty-less nethers.
>"If you'd like to touch, all you had to do was ask~"
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>>84634327
I bet she has lots of experience "hanging out" with males of many species...
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>>84634482
Mmm, she's been around. Never quite been able to find the right one but she certainly appreciates spirit. Nothing like a dead fish attitude to kill the mood. But I digress, her soft spot for the hopeless romantics with horny underbellies keeps her coming back for more.

Who knows?
Maybe you'll be the lucky one this year. Of course, what can you offer such a stunning vixen? Money? Passion? Security? She does have *some * standards you know.
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>>84620090
>I'm silent as I watch her panic at the ground falling away, too startled to even try and cover her body, quite enjoying how that silly and fitting cowbell of hers bounces with her breasts
>She could probably bruise me, or even toss me if she really tried, but it was like she was trying to be helpless, wriggling her ass against my dick until she realizes what's up
I already know I'll regret letting you go, little sheep. And I think a part of you will too. When are you gonna have the courage to do this again?
>Squeezing my plump palm filling prize until she bleats, it slowly becomes clear that she isn't going to give me a hand with my shorts
>Lifting her ass higher and keeping it pinned to my stomach, I tease her pussy lips as I let go of her tit to distract her
>*Zziiiip... thump*
>With my shorts falling away, my cock swings up and smacks against her cunt as I switch to 'hugging' her from behind with a hand on each breast, hips shifting forward and back so she can feel feel what is about to go inside her, made all the more intimidating by our size difference
No underwear either? I can't tell if you've got cotton for brains, or are just desperate... Nice bush, by the way.

(Fell asleep as well, on top of almost losing my post just now)
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>>84634559
Unrelated by jamoart secretary drawings are the best...
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>>84634976
Agreed. They've got a really nice style.
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>>84635001
So many fun outfits...
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>>84635039
Any you have your eye on taking off?
Or putting on?~
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>>84635090
Both are fun...
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>>84635132
I see you're in a Vanilla mood again.
I suppose I should just slide this inconspicuous vial over like so...
And leave you to it!
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>>84634559
>She does have *some * standards you know.
I'm not so sure about that
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A bump for the pretty ladies.
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>>84635132
Holy crap that outfit is hot
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>>84642790
>Holy crap that outfit is hot
All the outfits are fun. But I like Diane's the most Vanilla is a close second...
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Many Anthro dreams tonight anons..
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Man. I wanna be on holiday...
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>>84643182
milfs are a beautiful thing
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>>84643524
>milfs are a beautiful thing
Like fine wine anon... aged to perfection..
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>>84643539
Deliciously plump and fertile too~
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>>84639548
where?
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>>84647063
With a chest like that, and her pants falling down, I suspect her voice might not be the biggest giveaway
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>>84649266
It's an occupational hazard of any post-TF existence so make sure you always have spare clothes in case of an emergency.
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>>84650515
Those reality warps sure are something fucky.
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>>84650804
>Those reality warps sure are something fucky.
Imagine not only getting gender swapped but also regressed. So you have to experience all of womanhood until your back at your actual age.
That would be horrifying and amazing at the same time
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>>84651281
On the bright side you get to correct any mistakes you might have made during your old life.

On the dark side you're gonna have to play dumb otherwise your altered parents are gonna have lots of questions. And you know, the whole pain of puberty thing.
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>>84651509
>On the bright side you get to correct any mistakes you might have made during your old life.
Oh fuck I worded that wrongly that's worse!
I meant aging back up gradually to your actual age but an entire life time that's dedication....
>On the dark side you're gonna have to play dumb otherwise your altered parents are gonna have lots of questions. And you know, the whole pain of puberty thing.
Could be worse. They could get mind altered into thinking their your grandparent's and the Original you died or something. Raising their kids anthro bastard...
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>>84651602
No, I understood. Rapid vs gradual. The latter's a more torturously fun experience that offers a different perspective on life.
The former's just a brick to the face.
>Could be worse. They could get mind altered into thinking their your grandparent's and the Original you died or something. Raising their kids anthro bastard...
Now that's just tragic and a bit fucked. How the hell would you ever convince them of the truth?
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>>84651685
>How the hell would you ever convince them of the truth?
Magic anon. Whatever Regressed you also altered everyone's minds...
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Guys.... I don't wanna be a cripple anymore.... Oh well suppose I'll just masterbate until sleep takes me like every other night..
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>>84651738
That's assuming you have access to magic at all in the first place. You're otherwise kind of completely screwed unless all the memories and personal details you can recite don't make you end up in an asylum.
>>84651779
You're going to schlick yourself to sleep again and you're going to like it
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>>84651892
>You're going to schlick yourself to sleep again and you're going to like it
Not my fault my holes are so needy... who knew being paralyzed would make them more... receptive...
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>Get dropped in a vaguely familiar world with an anthro bug horse lady body
>Shit
>It's a cold war/space race AU, and you're one errant thought over the Hivemind away from being sent to the Changeling gulag
>Double Shit
>Only means of getting away is a volunteer infiltration mission aboard an Equestrian space ship
>Fuck yeah space shit is your jam!
>They give you a disguise, a Diamond Dog so you can pass off any blunders as social differences, and you can even pretend to have a dick again
>Pass the entrance exam by cheating like a motherfucker
>Come to find out you'll be spending years in relative isolation with a nerdy Unicorn mare, a boisterous Pegasus mare, and the beefcake Earth Pony stallion they're both making goo goo eyes at
>And your diet is depending on how much ass these strangers/you are willing to put out, without a working dick, while pretending to be a dude
>... Shit, you're the 'Rival'/Twist Love Interest/Tsundere in a Harem anime
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>>84651963
>Take gator bro/gf to the movies
>Pull her onto lap, hugging her midsection
>See how much she'll squirm and how long she can stay quiet with a dick in her needy ass
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>>84652750
>Get to dress up Bro/Gf in any outfits you want, since they still can't properly dress themselves..
>Three days in and they've stopped voicing their complains about the ridiculous outfits you force them to wear.
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>>84652849
>Dressing Bro/Gf in themed fetishes as a prank
>They stop complaining about it suspiciously quick
>Thinking they might've had ulterior motives when they invited you to dress them in the first place, but the opportunity to see a curvy gator naked was too much of a bargin to turn down
>Next day, pull out a sundress, a hat... and some rope
>You're having a lovely picnic, with a side of shibari
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>>84653555
>"Wait a fucking minute... I don't remember buying them that outfit...."
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>>84653555
Fucking Nice anon.... Keep gradually feminizing him. Make him your perfect house wife..
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>>84653603
If they're taking the initiative, never acknowledge it in a way that can cause doubt. Instead of questioning where a dress came from, compliment how it looks on them instead. Gotta inspire that confidence in your gator wife.
And keep up that confidence once they're bold enough to start groping or flashing you instead.

>>84653751
Turning your Bro into your perfect housewife isn't that hard. Just keep being their best friend, pushing their boundaries a little, and warming them up to the idea that they can be beautiful. You probably know all their degenerate fetishes anyway.
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I think I found that Snoot of his Own fic that FangAnon was talking about, or maybe it was a derivative. I do think Anon reincarnating as Fang might be a fun fic possibly, if only I could write.
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>>84654896
>I think I found that Snoot of his Own fic that FangAnon was talking about, or maybe it was a derivative.
Mind linking it?
>I do think Anon reincarnating as Fang might be a fun fic possibly, if only I could write.
Anon would make a better Fang. Might even get along with Ripley Anon needs a father figure...
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>>84654945
>Mind linking it?
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/50580001/chapters/127772080
I'm liking it so far.
>Anon would make a better Fang. Might even get along with Ripley Anon needs a father figure...
Naser's gonna avoid fucking up his wing, at the very least. I wonder what other wrinkles in the timeline he'd cause. He also has somewhat of an excuse to lean into the nonbinary thing since he's literally a dude reincarnated into a chick... would there be another "Anon" taking his place this timeline, or no?
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>>84654945
Don't know if I'd feel envy or avarice if I was nearly flat and friends with that stacked triceratops

>>84655185
NTA but will be reading all of this tonight
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>>84655185
>Naser's gonna avoid fucking up his wing, at the very least. I wonder what other wrinkles in the timeline he'd cause. He also has somewhat of an excuse to lean into the nonbinary thing since he's literally a dude reincarnated into a chick...
I wonder what hoby anon would get into or if he would avoid the whole music thing.
>. would there be another "Anon" taking his place this timeline, or no?
That's the real question of it all...That would be horrifying
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>>84561391
>QOTT
Always the one with the biggest tits, but I can only see the ones from the top so I'll play safe and pick that one
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>>84655375
Depends on if Fang was nudged into music or if she pursued it on her own. If the former, he might get into it. If so I guess the question is if he still hangs out with Reed and Trish. He might feel the need to keep things relatively lined up with how things went originally, or he might not. I could see him going all "I'll try and fix this for everybody" which could keep things on track or be disastrous.
>That's the real question of it all...That would be horrifying
Ton of existential questions to be sure. He'd probably figure that "Anon" must be Fang, and would try to sus out if that's really the case or not.
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I likeda cat.
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Hawaii as a goat... seems fun..
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>>84657687
Hot as fuck though. And I'm not talking about the goat mama.
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Tag yourself. I'm the bear on the far left.
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>>84657717
>beach pic
>no shark
Guess I'd be Miss Orca in the top left.
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>>84657717
The small bear....
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>>84657711
>Hot as fuck though. And I'm not talking about the goat mama.
But anon Goat mama's are FUN!
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>>84658001
Goat mamas are indeed fun but with all that fur, they're gonna need to take it easy in the Hawaiian sun. Trust me, I've been there.
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>bro gives you this look and tells you his legs fell asleep
What would you do?
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>>84660020
Very cute.
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>>84628567
Ooookay? I guess, but if it's that kind of festival I just plan on having the guys finish inside, or maybe in my mouth.
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>>84660643
Grab some thigh and see how long it takes him to notice.

>Gator Bro can't break the perception filter, but takes to using a wheelchair just fine
>People just assume that the sleeping leg and cripple jokes are their way of dealing with it
>The 'jokes' about being a human dude are confusing though
>You're practically the only one that knows the wheelchair thing is new, and only half their problem
>Bro eventually admits to you, just you, that they've 'known' for a while that they changed, they've just been scared to acknowledge it
>Scared that everything would change, or you would leave at some point, especially if they acknowledged it directly
>But, you stayed...
>Before giving you a light punch to the gut
>"That's for all those times you helped me into and out of the bath. Don't pretend you weren't doing it for a glimpse of gator sweater puppies... Speaking of, I'm gonna need a hand later."
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>>84669968
Bug
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>>84670082
Thiccbug
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>>84670135
Fug the thiccbug?
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>>84670314
Would rail
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I wonder if I'd be able to "fix" the life of a depressed antho. Just randomly struggling trying to live day by day and figure out how to get the hell out of this reality....
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>>84670591
>"I wanna post on /agywb/ but the only thing that exist on this earth is the /gywb/ variant.." type of night...
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>>84670591
I don't think you'd be able to fix them if you're not capable of fixing yourself.
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>>84670645
>I don't think you'd be able to fix them if you're not capable of fixing yourself.
SEE that's crux of it all ANON my life isn't all shit it's going kind of well so Narratively it would be MORE interesting. I don't think we've ever gotten an Isekai where someone's ended up in a worse world then their previous one
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>>84670805
I'm just putting it out there. It's hard to hammer in a nail without tools, though I'd agree it would be narratively interesting.
>it's going kind of well
Haha...some people get all the luck.
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>>84670871
>Haha...some people get all the luck.
Nah not Luck Just persistent. IF it makes you feel any better I'm still WAY behind all the peers. Need to study more
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>Mass airport TF event when..
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>>84671018
That's what they say. Persistence.
Sometimes I wonder if I should just pack up and go live out of my car.

Anyway, I'm off track. Do not eat the dino nuggies they turn you into Fang.
>>84671054
>Book a holiday at a sunny seaside resort.
>You are beach body ready!
>Erm, in a manner of speaking...
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>>84671185
>>You are beach body ready!
Dammit anon. Now you've got me thinking about the concept of a "rental body" If it's anything like booking a hotel it's gonna be its own form of Hell. There gonna try to stick you into a cheaper shitier less expensive body instead of the one you payed good money for.
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>>84671054
>Get through TSA, just in time for the event to hit
>Most people continue on without missing a beat, because nothing changed from their perspective
>Lucky bastards... least there are a lot more cute anthro girls
>Meanwhile you're not sure if you need to check with ATC and ground crew for clearance, or if someone from TSA is gonna pull your ass aside to do it all again
>... Fuck it, Pilots Lounge it is
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>>84671379
Lol. Imagine wanting to be a busty plane gal.
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>>84671054
>TSA stops and thoroughly inspects a pouch you didn't even know you had..
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>>84671425
Right? It'd be such a drag. Some huge 'fuel tanks' would be so unaerodynamic and fuel inefficient, you'd be relegated to a grounded model almost immediately, for use by celebrities, PR, and at best, midair refueling excursions. The 'geniuses' in R&D would probably keep upping your 'fuel capacity' anywhere they could.
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>>84671054
>Go 50/50 with bro on a trip
>Event ensues
>Find myself conjoined and transformed with Bro FUCK.
>Turns out being neck and neck with another person is it's own form of HELL!
>......This is gonna be a LONG vacation..
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>>84671888
>Could be worse
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>>84671054
>yourself
Im ara
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>>84672380
>>84671054
Tag yourself is what I meant oop
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>"Uh... This isn't what it looks like?
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>>84673426
Sooooooo, you didn't drop a bunch of not quite water on yourself, and are frantically trying to get it off you?
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>>84677294
Gold makeup would look better imho
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>>84677341
I like the black cause it fits a soot/so hot it burns theme, where gold is closer to bimbo chic. That said, a spicy chicken painting your dick gold with her lipstick sounds hot as hell, and could fit a phoenix theme.
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>>84677524
I wish I could have a beautiful Pokémon as my girlfriend.
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>>84677668
Lotta options if the only criteria is Beautiful Pokemon.
Can't stick around for long though.
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Man I wish I could watch Pokemon Heroes again.
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>>84677804
My criteria for Pokémon is for girls that can have both power and sex <3
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>>84677923
Power can come in a lot of different forms. Bulky, sleek, seductive, supernatural. Sex is the easy part, for the most part.

>>84677883
It's decent, yeah
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>bullying and messing with your incel misogynist roommate now that he's tf'd into an "anthro foid"
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>>84678462
Is it gayer for him to touch himself, knowing it's the only pussy he'll ever get, or not to touch himself, so that he never experiences a female orgasm, and he can pretend they don't exist outside of porn?
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>>84665688
"Perception filter bit it breaks but the girl doesn't want to admit it" is good, and gator bro deserves smooches.

>>84678560
Touching himself, and making up excuses as to why that wasn't really masturbation "females don't chase pleasure like males do", why he didn't really orgasm "the female orgasm is a myth", and especially that he did NOT cum quick enough to surprise himself and thus moan loud enough wake (You) up "I got scared because females are irrational and easily scared, it happens shut up".
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>>84678877
The biggest damn pickme since uh...I don't know any damn.
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>>84678877
Probably goes around the house topless too, in spite of you calling him a slut.



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