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>>84592171Aaahhhhh!!!! >~<
Has AI helped cure your autism yet?
>>84592443>>84592458I want AI to make computing affordable again. Death to all the RAM cartels.
today is the 40th anniversary of the animated transformers movie making its cinematic debut. 40 years ago today, i begged my parents to let me see this PG rated movie that would end up killing all my favorite transformers and ending G1. what a total garbage dump of a film. millennial twats remember it fondly for some reason, but no one i knew even saw it. it remains one of the few movies i've watched in a totally empty theater.
>>84598351Was it really that bad?
>>84598490yeah, it was pretty much the end of anyone giving a fuck about transformers for a while. there was no internet and thus no way to be warned optimus, ironhide, wheeljack and countless others would die either on screen or in many cases unceremoniously offscreen. good lesson to learn young that a corporation will happily destroy what you love to try and sell you something you don't want. they had a pink girl transformer in it.
>>84598621If the devil was real all corporations would sell the souls of their customers just to make a profit. just look at what they did to Discord in G5.
So I pre ordered an expensive airgun, because the new generation of it, is just about to come out. but I'm feeling regret. I could have bought a somewhat decent automotive scanner for that price but I have 0 energy to do anything. I don't know what to do. should I cancel the order?
>>84599605i don't even acknowledge that G5 mlp exists. >>84599678if it's something you'll enjoy, don't feel bad about getting it.
If G6 ponies are fuckable enough, them I'm all for it.
But you are one of those degenerate furfags. you would fuck anything that moves.
>>84599914You calling me furry trash outta nowhere?! Such outrage!Okay maybe I am a bit of furry, cause I use some dumbass furry OS and dont mind being naked around them.
>>84599963See? Only Smokey, URDF and me aren't furries so it was safe to assume that you were. lol.
YAY! 10 Nukes!
>>84600049Yes, I only have sex with ponies like decent people.
>>84600727Do you like the Salamanca brothers boots?
>>84601051The what?
>>84601106oh you didn't see Breaking bad my bad.look at these kittens instead:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v7QSE5ivzg
oh crap. I thought someone was crying outside, but no. my neighbor is fucking his girlfriend really loudly again.
>>84601747Knock on his door and tell him next time you want some video to go with that audio.
>>84601828Nah. straight sex is kinda boring.
>>84601889The idea is to embarrass him into doing something about the noise.
>>84601920He told me that he does it as a revenge on his neighbor. because his neighbor bangs the headboard against the wall really loudly when they're doing their thing.
>>84601992How cool are the cops in your area? Would they do anything without causing problems?
>>84601889Does this mean I can get away with having gay sex, without you knocking on my door?
>>84602023the only thing that the cops are good at is stealing and taking bribes.
>>84602071Enjoy the audio show then.
>>84602057Yeah. I will put on my headphones and enjoy some metal to avoid listening to it.>>84602081nah. I will try to sleep listening to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8
I miss my Yuri so much. I'm going to sleep take care every pony.
>>84602306Sleep cozilysorry you lost yuri
e621 is finally becoming a pony site xD
>>84614321 give her a collar with spikes! or even better a Pinkamena!
>>84615218i'll do a spike collar batch for pinkamena next.
>>84616103Nice! thank you Smokey.
>>84616515how's your foot?
>>84616613The wound is a bit red on one side, but not too bad. it was pulsating a bit with pain earlier. I can't put down my foot for too long or it starts to hurt a lot.
>>84616736make sure to keep it clean.
>>84616804oh wow nice fan clutch wrench Pinkamena has in her workshop! my uncle is so cheap, that he never bought us one for the international trash trucks, we had to use an adjustable wrench that ended up rounding the fucking piece all of the time.
>>84617476i have a trailer hitch wrench i use for the fan in my s10.
>>84617516How's your S10? I heard that Isuzu is bringing the Isuzu D max to Mexico, now that Chevrolet is now buying medium sized pick ups from China. (Saic Motor Maxus T70) I hear that the Isuzu are even better than the Toyota Hilux.
>>84617694it never passed emissions. the shop still has it. i haven't driven it since last december. this shop is owned by a friend of my friend's family, so my friend actually had his dad go and poke the guy about it last week. then the dad sent me pics of what he thought was my truck but it turned out to be some other person's truck. it was nice of him to try. the shop hates that truck with a passion.
>>84617967Not passing the emissions test? is it burning oil? or smoking a bit?
>>84618136no, it had a bad computer. made it run at the wrong idle and thus constantly throw a p0507 code. after putting a new computer in, it just would not get the data for the test. they drove it a hundred miles. i think it finally has the data but now they have to get it tested.
>>84618238Hopefully they will be able to figure out something. it's been there for a while.
>>84618297yeah, i'm hoping for the best.
>>84618238At this rate you could just wait for it to be exempt.
>>846201562 months until we run out the clock on that. it would have been illegal to store the expired tag vehicle on my property for a year anyway due to city code.
>>84620791Oh so you are waiting for it to become exempt from emissions testing and get a classic car license plate?
>>84620895it doesn't even need a special plate. they just stop bothering me about it. my other two cars are like this.
passing the final test for those two other cars was also a royal pain in the ass.
Ambiguous penetration
I unambiguously penetrate Rainbow Dash every day.
>>84621486Do you still have high sex drive? I'm so glad I destroyed mine. I can go for days without even thinking about it.
>>84622165Yes. I mean how could I not? I have hot mare pussy tempting me every day.
>>84622608ngl I'm a bit jealous of you.
Uncontrollable sex drive is the norm, even on the damned busMaybe aught to get caged fr
Nah. sex drive is a disaster. I wish, I could have gotten my balls removed, before I hit puberty. but oh well.
at least I'm glad my mom has given up on the idea of me giving her grand children.
>>84622945I don't really have the energy to deal with kids of my own, let alone grandchildren. My extended family already has enough troublemakers as is.
>>84623316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vt6SMbeLw4
>>84623333i used to work on stuff like that. niggers would break in sometimes and steal the power strip on the inside. they would replace it with a dollar store extension cable and hope no one notices.
>>84622165>I'm so glad I destroyed mineSSRIs or troon?
>>84631440So pretty!
>>84631983this batch is coming out well.
>>84632141Yay! Goth Pinkamena fits her perfectly. all goth girls I have gotten to know are fucking crazy.
>>84632401yeah goths are hot.
>>84632433yeah they are.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TKMYz2-lPrUHave you ever been around that parking lot?
>>84632721maybe. everything here looks pretty much the same.
>>84632803Those harbor freight stores have some awesome tools. too bad I don't have money and a visa.
>>84632880yeah i got a chainsaw there for 50 bucks. plug in electric.
>>84632401>>84632433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaaK4VbA0s
>>84632983nerd rap doesn't lie.
>>84625163I took tranny pills for a while. because I read that the libido goes away, you become much calmer and less distracted by libido. but when I lost almost all the little muscle I gained when I used to train, I got scared and stopped. my testosterone levels went back to normal and my libido returned too, but nothing compared to what it used to be. my brain also calmed down a lot. I'm not a troon tho and I miss being able to bench press 70kg and loosen truck lug nuts.
>>84635096You know if you start training again you'll be able to bench 70kg.
>>84636118Yeah. I want to start training again but my Yuri agonized for 3 months, I just wanted to be by her side when it happened. my car has been giving me a lot of headaches as well. I have been really distracted and now, I can't even walk. I hope things calm down a little so I can focus again.
>clop thread is backnow we just need to keep up production
>>84649666we?
>>84649757ye
Hello everypony!
>>84654098hey there.
>>84654112How are you doing Smokey?
>>84654292i'm good, just getting off work. how are you?
>>84652430>>84654098https://files.catbox.moe/1ctq1g.mp4
>>84654468oh wow! you can make videos too! that's me whenever I hear my neighbor with his girlfriends! lol.>>84654451not too bad. only that the itching has gotten really bad, I'm drinking water compulsively to control it. I wonder if I can use a nail clipper to remove them or wait for the doctor to do it. how was your day at work?
>>84654468what did you make this with?>>84654581it was alright. don't mess with your stitches, let the doctor take them out.
>>84654671Minimax H3. It's local. It has a first-last frame model and a multimodal reference model.https://files.catbox.moe/2yhj0o.mp4
>>84655064nice results.
>>84655064Pinkamena! what are you doing? that's your sister! Also she looks nice with that Fluttershy mane.
>>84654581Amputate at the knee and install a peg leg.
>>84655759I would rather wait for bionic implants to become available sir.
>>84655923Bionic implants are a great way to have a tech company own half your body.https://files.catbox.moe/rqj66c.mp4
>>84656411flesh comes with an expiration date. also tempest is always hot.
>>84656411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7AjlT406_s
>>84660907Warhammer type armor!
>>84661109warhammer pinkamena came out pretty well too.
>>84661478I know very little about war hammer. I have watched a few videos about it. there was store where they painted these really cool warhammer figurines, but that's it. the only thing I can remember is that space marines have 2 hearts. do you like warhammer?
Holy crap. playing war thunder for 9 hours non stop feels insane. Ho Ri production is now secure. I feel like I need to take a shower after this.
>>84661610interesting lore, but i don't follow it very closely.
>>84661746Something something heresy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI
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Mystifying feelings after tonight's eclipseNot a full one in my place, but a darker and greyish atmosphere as it passed byWouldve been the perfect time to go to Spain, but i cant handle the heat one bit
>>8466706710/10>>84669460I've heard that the heat in Europe is really bad rn.
>>84670965We just call that August here.
>>84679511Mexico city and surroundings has the best weather in the world it never goes below freezing and it rarely goes above 32 Celsius or 90 in freedom units.