General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.Terran Cotyledon Resistance Testing Edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/Previous thread that had yo be moved to cause it kept gettingin the way: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84526718/
>>84608726behold the violence inherent to the syste,
>>84608726thank you for bread
Indie who tries to quit smoking and start exercising by downloading and following a translated Affini guide for training Terrans
>>84608726*old thread climbs back on your lap and starts bapping at your tablet*
>>84609458Petal-Petal, No-
Indie who specifically researches domestic cat behaviors for the best way to but affini. Indie who scratches up the furniture everywhere she goes. Indie who weaves in and out of affini legs at very inconvenient moments. Indie who goes to sleep right on top of affini keyboards right before the affini want to use them(turns out to be very comfy and warm). Indie who begins yowl louder and louder when she can't see an affini until she gets attention.
sucking floret cocks at the floret park (secretly and anonymously)
dedicated free terran who happens to love her mistress and enjoy being her floret. that doesn't mean she's broken or anything! there's no reason you can't support a free terra while also loving your mistress so so much
>>84610421pet and parcel vibes
Kicking random florets in the balls because it seems like statistically they're pretty likely to be into it.
>>84610506plommy took my balls ;(
core and vine torture (CVT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the affini physiology
>>84610663Affini that lets her florets bite her her core
>>84610905she'll chip her teef if she isnt carefull !! :O
little sprout accidentally walking in on mommy when she's not wearing her vineclothes
when the space wolf comes you will all be reduced to cosmic dust and humanity will reclaim its dignitymark my words
>>84611471>Space wolfYou mean the adorable space puppy? The one that loves its tummy rubs?
>>84611560no the fierce one with sharp teeth and a howl of justiceone day youll rue it all
>>84611680You mean the one that loves getting treats and scratches between its little ears right?
affini that sloooowly domesticates me simply by being there for me and helping me our in my life and such and helps me with my mental and such... i dont even notice it for a long time, completley oblivious ("oh is that your owner sweetie?" "what haha no, shes just a friend") by the time i realize its waaaayyyyy to late, hopelessly dependent
>>84611925Chad affini who rightly looks down on the "friendzone to domestication" pipeline, they simply dunk Terrans face first into a barrel of class-A's and have them sign the contract during the comedown.
tankie floret who calls you a "treatlerite" and "spiritually martian". they write everything in maoi$$t $$tandard engli$$h too. nobody knows what their problem is or why they are like this
>>84612285IM A PROUD SON OF MARS, YOU GOT A DAMN PROBLEM WITH THAT? Bet you're some spaces, probabbly not even from sol
Affini that doses a bunch of indies with Class Cs, then sets them loose at the floret cuddle party!
>>84612720i wanna try Cs and fall hopelessly in love with someone, completely head over heels...
>>84612614Spacies are cute!They're so stumbly in gravity, its very silly.
>>84612720100 indies enter...100 florets leave...
>>84613184PREGNANT
>>84612614Lol fuckin' Sol slickers thinking they're tough You would die out on the frontier
>>84613355Obviously
floret civil war
>>84614837They're knotted in eachotherThe first one to pull out wins
flort news network
>>84613184They don't even realize, they're too blissed on their new true loves to notice that the affini has taken ownership of them.
Space Wolf ideology WILL WIN. so called "FERALISM" = investment... SPACE WOLF WILL SAVE US
>>84616380Who the hell is this Space Wolf fella?
>>84616658well, one day I think that a great big wolf is going to come, and it'll eat you all up. All the ships, all the planets, all the stars and all the space-dust. And then you'll be gone, and there'll only be us left - so we only have to run and hide and wait until that happens, and then we will inhabit what remains. (feralist screed developed in isolation)
>>84616658A bit from like fifty threads ago
i know i've brought this up before but like imagine a little guide or handbook for recently captured florts. telling them what they can expect in their new life of pethood, going over xenodrugs and the implant and stuff, all that.
>>84618041spoilerfini who spoils and spoils you, she's very aerodynamic.
>>84618041written carefully to soothe anxious florets' worries.
owner who takes you in her lap and gently explains what the xenodrug she's going to give you does before she gives it to you, soothing and petting you the whole time. she gives you a countdown to the needle and a bandaid and a kiss on the head.
>>84616702I think the space wolf it gping to get lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of pets and treats and hugs and kissesI also do keep thinking back to 40k because I have a problem and how badly like 90% of that universe needs to be florted.
>>84618403Yeah, everyone except my dudes
>>84618452your dudes will be owned, and they'll like it.
>>84618452Why would you wanna miss out on getting treats?
floret who, despite being pretty much broken (they never stood a chance), still has a hard time calling their owner "mistress", especially out in public
>>84618517Freedom and stuff
>>84618521its okay cutie, you can call me mom instead
Indie who thinks 'mommy' is just the polite way to refer to affini you know well, and doesn't realize how many times she has nearly been injected on the spot because of it.
>>84618729what's the affini equivalent of heavy breathing?
>>84618766injectors leaking
>>84618766>>84618826Oh yes, mention some story that was completely normal before the affini arrived, if it involved any sort of moderate stress and you treat it as normal you might get an affini to literally spray from her injectors on a good day.
>>84618521>>84618659>"um... hey... do you mind that i um, just call you like, ma'am, and not, um, you know...">"it's not that i don't like you or anything, it's just, um... anyway."
>>84618980does somebody need a class d so they can tell how they really feel?
>>84618898>chatting with your affini neighbor>you were kind of scared of her at first to be honest, but chatting with her has helped a lot with your fear of affini>they're a lot nicer than they look!>the only boundary she regularly crosses is patting your head without asking>just treat her like another casual friend now>chatting with her in the stairwell>conversation drifts to your pre-accord life>retell an anecdote about having to go in to work while you were sick>you had been sort of slow on the floor that week and you didn't want to give your supervisor and excuse to fire you>commiserating with your friends about the old crap you went through is fun and cathartic>get really into it, moaning about how awful you felt and what a shitty job it was>trail off as you notice a thin stream of clear pinkish fluid dripping - maybe pouring is a better word - from her injector flowers and splattering on the linoleum in front of you>she's staring>she's staring at you very hard. you hadn't noticed>you slowly edge backwards towards the entrance to hall>it's not even your hall>she's still staring at you>slip inside and watch the door latch with a 'click'>walk backwards facing the door until you reach the stairwell entrance on the other side>decide to stay in your room that day
Affini who is so, so upset to learn that you're afraid of her. You've never seen one of them react like that to anything before. You don't want to say, but it's made you even more anxious than you were. You haven't seen her in nearly six hours. You're worried she's going to do something drastic.
>>84619449is it blasé to call the bxwc and ask them to check?
>>84619449oh, she is going to do something drastic all right
new floret (involuntary) who is really, really scared of needles :(
>>84619638they can take their xenodruggies by aerosol until their owner fixes that, don't worry.
>>84619046what are you implying?
some affini will hear of the great big space wolf and try to domesticate it no doubt
>>84620109lowk the idea of a future deity of humanity being portrayed as domesticated by the everbloom or something is really hot
Pitbull floret that you have to be careful not to age regress too much around.
>>84620330she can tell... i know she can tell...
>>84620330i have posted about this before>pitbull puppygirl floret getting put down after mauling a little sprout
>>84620129>"captain, im detecting a large surge of energy behind their ships, same as the traces we found six months ago!">"are you sure, lieutenant?">"yes. it has to be!">"good. bring it on screen. i want to see those monsters flail as theyre chewed into space dust before they even realize it">smiles spread across the crews faces>"yes captain!">the screen turns on all eyes on>behind one of the plant ships drifting towards us is the space wolf we tracked for months>beautiful, hard to describe>stars as big as one of their vessels>loping forward >lunging to scatter them across the solar winds>camera zooms in for the big moment>it hits the ship>and settles atop it peacefully>dead silence in the bridge for a good few seconds>communications begins pinging repeatedly>"s-sir, we're being hailed by-">captain falls to his knees on the bridge and screams at the top of his lungs>probably wasnt even the great big space wolf>just a regular space wolf
>>84620501We just need to digitize a little sprout with a mauling fetish, then she can get torn up and transferred endlessly. We'll call her Kong.
loved little florets
>>84620522why kong
>>84621807Brand of high impact dog toy that looks kind of like an onahole
new floret who is so so so so scared. look at her. she's curling up in a ball and crying, sobbing, in fact. she's not even trying to act like a big tough free terran! stars, now she's even crying out for her parents! it looks like she just pissed her brand new companion dress! so cute!!!
Little sprouts who were shown south park and have become pottymouths in an oddly adorable way
eepy bred
Soon to be flort currently starving to near death on an escape pod
>>84624974Floret who will soon be known to her friends as 'the chubster'.
Xeno who's so unfathomably old that they've outlived four different Affini owners
>>84625604Immortal jellyflort
>>84625132soft floret... good for hugging...
Indie that still goes "to work" every day, in full sallaryman getup, cause they dont know what to do all day otherwise(They spend 80% of their time drinking coffee, 'having meetings' and 'discussing with coworkers')
>>84626239This is a surprisingly frequent autonomous response among Terrans regarding integration to the compact.There's an abundance of exact reasons, but the most effective solution has been maintaining "dummy corporations" where individuals and florets that struggle with the adaptive processes can spend their days "working". Oftentimes these places are very directly related to veterinary or cotyledon research facilities for behavioral observation and neurological assessment to root out why any given individual is struggling to adapt, if their situation can be resolved, and how best to go about resolving it.
>>84626239They meet up with their "coworkers" at a cafe everyday who are all roleplaying various jobs. One is an accountant, another is a stockbroker, one of them is a druid alchemist, and another is a lawyer.
>>84626362yo i wanna work at the office with a druid alchemist
>>84626362manager affini who makes you take breaks too frequently to get any work done
Do you anons have any fic recs? I like the inter-affini conflict in "Training the Rose", so anything with a lot of inter-affini conflict/maneuvering would be ideal ;;)
>>84626362Maybe blue collar workers really are smarterYou don't see machinists going to these dog and pony shows, probably because they realized their job is useless now
>>84627406Indie whose productivity has gone up 4-5x since the affini have started enforcing work-life balance, but doesn't realize it because the work is only there as a placeholder to help her adapte to life in the compact.
>>84627682mail delivery going strong, lots of handwritten floret letters and tin foil wrapped indie messages to deliver, you just gotta be able to outrun the dog type florts or you'll end up cuddled.
>>84626362Indie angrily expressing their frustration with the druid alchemist in their job roleplaying group for "not taking it seriously" to an Affini who legitimately doesn't understand why "alchemist" is any less respectable of a career than "stockbroker"
>>84629212"All they do, is stand around the office, press buttons and look at things! They're not doing anything!">'indie' stockbroker complaining to their managerffini about the druid alchemisy that's going to be their connivent very soon
>>84622786i wonder if the plampts think terrified ferals are adorable or kind of sad. probably depends on their temperament
>>84629659Its both, like seeing baby animals that are scared or in pain
>>84629212Alchemist who refers to atomic compilers as philosopher stones.
>>84619585>>84619449Affini who is somehow incapable of understanding that this exact reaction is why you're afraid of her.
>>84630718Affini who will believe the problem suddenly dissapears when you are too high to remember your name and you let her pet you again.
>>84630881No no sweetie, its not "somehow", we understand the process quite well!Anxious and scared little terrans get Es, and usually a spot of As and Cs to help them bond better. We have it down to a science, literally!The problem is indeed quite fixed, so long and the cuties get their meds regularly. Just like any other meds that need regular taking. ::)
Affini who spends a few months before your first 'meeting' hovering over your mattress at night and microwaving your brain with biorhythms (to ensure it goes well)
>>84631331man i love biorythms as a conceptits like you get addicted to their verry presenceyour very biology, not just your thoughts n brain but much more fundamental, adjusting to *her* melody, an instrument in her song...man... the thought gets me all yearny
flortoid
Affini who came in second place at the county fair pumpkin growing contest
cherished pet!
>>84633647pretty!!!!!!
>>84633647adorable
Fluffy sheep floret who always seems to know when you're feeling down, and runs up to give you the absolute softest hugs.
>>84631306>Explains that the solution to them being scared of being forcibly drugged is to forcibly drug them and keep them that way forever.>Does not realize that this makes the fear completely valid and rational.
>>84635257to them this would be like the fear of quitting drinking. the fear might be real but the rationale is literally insane to them
>>84635886Except that the correct followup is 'why are you afraid of not being an alcoholic'. 'Don't worry, the thing you don't want to happen will definitely happen' does not calm people down and make them want to comply. The opposite, in fact.
>>84635257No sweetie, no. Thats not how that works. A fear being "valid and rational" implies that there is some *legitimate* negative event which might happen.For instance, if you were standing on the edge of a prearious cliff, you might have a reasonable fear of falling.But if, say, you were affraid of the dark and didnt want me turn of the lights, that would not be rational, yes? Even if you correctly predict that me flipping the lightswitch will turn the room dark, that does not make fearing it rational.And fear of being drugged is just the same. Xenodrugs smare not something to be feared, they're a positive.Thinking is clearly not your strong suit, why dont you leave it to your betters, hmm cutie?
>>84636096need a plampt to lovingly condescend to me like this so bad
Affini who swears to you up and down that she did not 'cure' her floret's autism! She didn't! Her implant just translates social cues into forms that make sense to her brain, so of COURSE she's behaving more naturally in social settings! She's looking you in the eyes more only because of micro doses of Class Es, and she stopped stimming because she still is stimming, her implant just stops the physical movements while still giving her mind the sensations! That's ALL! How could you accuse her of something so cruel as to reconstruct a core part of her floret's identity? You should probably be domesticated, that would sort you out.
>>84636614>stopped stimmingbut is so cute :( eugenicist 'finni doesnt know what she's missing
Eugenicist affini who harvests your sexual material for later use because she thinks you have 'good floret genes'
>scared new florets being comforted + snuggled + hypnotized + core cuddled 10hrs asmr/32k/infrared
>>84636969ddoes listwning to this get you in trouble my hab ai is being evasive
>>84637001No, you won't get in trouble petal.But if its you second time listening to this sort of content in one stinint of consciousness it will be detailed in your case file.Which doesn't mean you're in trouble!It just means you are very very very cute.
do the affini find it cute when an independent treats florts like any other pet?watching cute flort videos. talking down to them lovingly. holding and petting them if their owner is okay with that. that kindof stuff
>>84637162Independents are people, well, lesser people that the Affini have a Green Plant's Burden to make sure they do as the affini say, and can be made florts if an Affini really wants to...But yeah, people at least at the moment, and thus permitted to treat pets as pets. Until they act too cute playing with florts and an affini makes them a flort too. And the cycle continues.
>>84636096Legitimately this addresses my actual critique, which was that they were addressing the belief that it would happen as the problem, when that was completely true and valid, instead of their desire not to have it happen.
>>84636023but why bother when I can just magically make them not an alcoholic and make them like being that way.
>>84636614wellness check frfrdamn bitch blocked me when I complained about this in the comments
>>84637652What? Is this from something else?
>>84638641the story wellness check has this sort of autism deletion
>>84637162cryinf a little bit because im having fun petting the flort and i dont want its owner to take it home
Instant loss
>>84639097The only correct response
>>84636614Logically, this really should happen a lot more. The Affini don't care about your opinions about how your life should go or what you should be, and they're capable of pretty much rewriting anything about you. Why wouldn't you see an anti-neurodivergent Affini, or an acephobic Affini, or a transphobic Affini. The floret will be made to be happy with the results no matter what, so what's it matter?
>>84639230Affini that's against transgender ideology because they think all species should b capable of changing their biological sex at will.
>>84639230they do have a small value for preserving the original person, hence why they don't just class O everyone
>>84639097yayy!! she's fixing her!
wild
You see this waiting for you at your apartment after talking mad shit about the Affini Compact being "imperialist".What are you doing?
>>84642002Ask if it's here to display the violence inherent in the system.
>>84642013"I'm sorry petal...But yes."
>>84642070oh that's the same affini as this one lol
imagine getting kidnapped by thisgod I wish it were me getting florted violently.
>>84642122Awww!That's adorable!
>>84642036NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! COME SEE THE VIOL-ACK!
>>84642197Behold the violence inherent to me patting your little head :::)
>"mistresssss nooo i dont wanna do stuff... i dont wanna do stuff for you... youre supposed to do stuff for me.... youre my mistress..."
>>84646598lazy floret...
Openly feralist floret you're quite sure isn't broken despite being florted for years now. When you express confusion, she explains "The damn weed told me she wouldn't try to break me so long as I was kind to others and allowed myself to be happy, and I've DAMN well kept my side of the bargain! There's some health and self care in there, too, but the weed handles most of that herself anyway."As you watch her go into an unhinged rant about the glories of capitalism, you can't help but to note that she really *does* seem happy even in her open hatred of the compact and all it stands for, and you don't think you've ever seen her call someone something impolite to their face at least.
Friend group whose members are slowly being florted, one by one, by the same affini
>>84648098She's collecting the whole set!
>>84648098>being the last unflorted one>she's there every time you guys hang out>your friends are starting to pressure you>asking you weird questions>maybe you should just move and find some new friends
>>84647358>Affini keeping a promise to a non-Affini when it isn't something the Affini wants to do anyway.Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
>>84646598i find it kind of funny how saying "mistress" or "master" goes from being associated with servitude, to something that completely spoiled pets refer to their caretakers as
Indie who spends a couple of hours a day roleplaying a floret online. They avoid Affini roleplayers because they're pretty much all Affini pretending to be Terrans pretending to be Affini.
I like to wear a visor instead of a cap on sunny days bc it leaves the top of my scalp open to being brushed by low hanging tree branches.
If someone takes Class Y's but is very mature for their age are they still a little sprout?
>>84651572being "mature for your age" as an eight year old... still makes you quite little, yes
>>84651658What if you're mature for your age as a regressed 14 year old? How much of this can I do before I get injected to shut me up?
>>84649988Completely different feralist flort who doesn't start fighting until the affini completely cures her deep depression, a few weeks after capture. Given she's received quite a bit of training by now, it isn't going well but damn is she determined.
>>84652092welll thats *barely* little anymore then, but still a good ways of off a responsible adult.
>>84652154>Anon presses down on the class y injector stuck in their arm, looking up at you for approval as the plunger slowly ticks down the year markers printed on the side
>affini gets distraught that her agere'd floret starts talking about girls not wanting nice guys
>>84652305just gonna lean over and push that plunger in the rest of the way
>>84652901heh . they don't treat you like a friend , they treat you. like an item
>>84652912>Anon starts crying inconsolably and incoherently
>>84652926psssh i dunno about you but you wouldnt need Ys to do that to mejust a hug that lasts longer than a few seconds ought to do it
>>84653117everyone stares at the affini with the crying feralist on the shuttle back to the main ship
>>84652926'Inconsolably...' We'll see. They just haven't met a consoler like me.
>>84652926aww, not so big for their age anymore, huh? sounds like they could use a cuddle <3
>>84653180n-no... they wouldnt stare... its totally normal and stuf...
>>84653640please calm down petal, you are making everyones injectors drip
>>84651572If they're mature for their age they need to take more class-Y ::: )
>new flort being naughty again>not in the mood to deal with it so i just dose her with my injector>in less than a minute she's squirming in my vines>so cute...>after a while of grinding and moaning, she looks at me and starts trying to speak>"mistresssss...">"yes, little one?">"are you go-gonna umm.... put me in, in a um, in a cage?">her voice is simultaneously slurred and very whiny>"like,.. a big one.... like my room.. a really nice one with lots of, lots and lots, lots... um... a lot of stuff, in the cage... yyeah... mistress you have to take care of, of me, im a pet a-and stuff..."
>>84654333god I wish someone would put me in a cage
terran who gets sort of shy whenever an affini calls them 'little one'
Floret (me) who was returned to the XBWC multiple times by affini who swore we’d be together forever but realized they weren’t right for me and had to break it off and had to break it off and now I’m curled up in my cage again (for safety this is an extremely dangerous area) staring to think I won’t ever be happy no matter what.
>>84654333>>84654407Need cage... Big enough to lay down in and elevated so it's only comfortable to get out when an affini takes me out for handling... Floor covered in plushies that make me feel so fuzzy and comfy... Water bottle that with a nice xenodrug cocktail that makes me feel so content...
>>84654925how could you do that to a kitty :(
>>84654925>I’m reblooming really soon and I won’t be able to take care of you… It happened so much faster than expected! I’m sorry…>If you’re not willing to “marry” my two existing Florets that’s fine, but you’ll have to go back to the domestication center. I need my little cuties to share everything, including my attention and each other.>I’m more of a feralbreaker and I assumed because you’d been reassigned twice you’d be less of a seed. You’ll find someone though! Don’t worry!>Mommy!!! I wanted a GIRL floret!!!! Take this one BACK!!!>We just don’t fit together, petal. I’m truly sorry.Mowing in my cage until one of the shelter workers I mean domestication center workers hears me and comes by and gives me some nice vine pets to sleep. Hoping she doesn’t realize how sad I am.
>>84653993I um i bwaaaaaaaahaaaa
"gilded" cage (actually pastel pink and thickly padded with the softest material possible)
>>84654333>>84655555why do my cageposts keep getting digits
just laying in bed crying because of how much i hate stuff and there are zero loving affini to hold and cuddle me.
>>84655555PENTAMERIC // THIS POST ORDAINED BY GOD'S CHIEF SERVANTS
>>84655555What a 5 for 5
>>84655027>>84654925ur ass would be in a J cafe and "thinking" would be a thing of the past
bump
why threadd ead????
>>84655027>>84654925Indie who visits the rehomed flort daily, making certain to be a constant in her life, becoming ever closer friends!
Connivent who went to go live on a farm upstate
enormous floret shanty town. they're living in corrugated metal shacks. there are thousands of electrical cables strung all over the place, a large open sewer and huge heaps of garbage. you can't find any of their owners. they all seem to be strangely happy for some reason. BXWC won't do anything and now they're refusing to pick up your calls
>>84660718The shanty town is their owner.Pretty simple.
silicon-based lifeform affini (she uses her vines like you would expect.)
every now and then i forget that this is The Scary Rape Setting™ and i read something that reminds me and it gives me whiplash
>>84661439I'll never understand the forced dollification fics, shit sound straight out of IHNMAIMS
>>84661531that and the forced age-regression-to-infancy stuffi'm actually quite fond of a lot of little sprout stuff! but i cannot stomach the idea of being forcibly reduced to a baby and made to shit in diapers. and i really, really do not like it a fic goes into gratuitous detail about a character who is essentially 2 years old getting raped, especially because it's often easy to tell when an author just wants to actually write stuff about kids but knows they aren't allowed. gives me the ick in a very bad way
bleh. bad stuff.anyway where's my fucking cage. what a lazy good for nothing piece of shit mistress i have. i hate her
>>84662411Bro don't say that you are going to get corner time...
floret that doesn't believe in things
>>84663976floret that is skeptical these 'affini' exist and aer not mere hallucinations of the senses
>>84664402Floret that is being pet by her mistress while having this conversation with you
floret that hugs you and purrs REALLY loud
>>84661531yea class Ms in general are a no unless used for torture
>>84665475I think I would also dislike them if they were being used to torture me, personally
mistress who tortures you. like she waterboards you and then threatens you with a snarling attack dog while you're in a stress position. john mccain roleplay with mistress.,
god why aren't my tits bigger already, it's only been 10 months on E but I want tits NOW
>>84665482affini torture be like "im gonna put this parasite in you that makes you happy forever and makes you feel that you are loved 24/7, but im gonna do it scarily"
new flort noticing that their cage appears to be sized for two humans...
>>84666827progesterone gel on chest
>>84667537what does that do 4 u that just taking ur prog doesnt
>>84667810More prog more boobie
>>84667905ohh its sciencedo u do home alchemy or r u buying prog gel from somewhere
indie who will repress forever and ever (me)
>>84657069No I had in my contract that my affini has to be perfect for me (or at least as close to perfect as possible) so I keep getting put back here because I guess it’s hard to find that I don’t know. Everyone else seems to have it. It’s a little sad though because I heard someone saying if I’m un adopted for long enough they’re going to put me on class-O and implant me for health reasons. At first I was kind of excited but then I learned I’d be too out of it to realize how hot my situation is if it happened so now I’m back to feeling sick and sad.>>84659764Floret who becomes closer friends with them every day and invites them to sleep over in their cage some nights and asks for them to please please tell any affini who seem really nice and loving to come to the domestication center and see them! Unless the indie wants them for themselves!
Floret who’s afraid of death so their affini makes a little hole in their core for penis or clit to go in that feels so good it kills them instantly but somehow their affini and implant keeps them alive and conscious anyway. Floret who gets digitized and their affini can make the little hole even more powerful. Floret who still doesn’t want to risk their life stupidly or injure themselves but now has no fear of death as a concept because they know their affini just won’t let it happen to them.
>>84667537I'm already taking a daily 100mg progesterone suppository along with my weekly enanthate jab, does topical prog have actual increased results?
>>84668191Indie who stubbornly continues to repress while clearly up to her eyeballs in Class Gs.
Abusing the floret cut system to get episodes of my little pony that get extremely nsfw while somehow also having a better plot than the original. Falling in love with most of the ponies because of how perfect they are. Getting slightly obsessive and hoping no affini realize you’re asking for floret cuts without an owner.
>>84667810>>84668510Idk I'm not a biochemist, prog gel on bewbs might not be more effective, it's esoteric Thai transgirl lore I have carried in my mind for years only to discover I was doing so to drop it in this thread.
Indie who becomes a floret so they can get a beam attack
>>84668917This is a lie. Florets can't do a beam attack.
>>84669262lol cope I saw two florets beam struggling literally yesterday
>>84668510no, boofing prog pills is better
>>84669294This is what I call it when I tie two unrelated florets leashes together and watch them try to find their mommies.
Affini that beats you
pinochet floret
>>84670960plommy that gives you a helicopter propeller biomod so you can pick up other florets and drop them into the ocean (where their owners catch them)
>>84668238Indie who gets the two of them registered as pinnates and goes and gets herself domesticated and her affini loves having a pinnate pair and keeps the original flort forever!
little sprout at the bar, drinking a cider out of their sippy cup
>>84674369NOO thats not cider it's pure class C. WAKE UP PEOPLE
>>84672374That’s very cute but the floret is me and I’m selfish and I want an affini who is just for me and dotes on me and loves on me like this!!! https://litter.catbox.moe/ilcdl6bfpgxj2zd9.mp4I could be really close lovely friends with the indie though and we could kiss and cuddle and stuff and have rough sex when our affinis are pretending not to notice (this would happen in public ideally with the minimum possible shielding us from prying eyes)
>>84674440why would a little sprout be drinking class c concentrate at a bar. it makes much more sense for them to be enjoying an ice cold refreshing corona
Xenosophont that spikes their terran indie friend's drink with a little class C as a joke and promptly learns what it means to be loved with a "religious fervor"
>>84675732bad idea way less funny than you think
>>84675747>I feel like you don't love me as much as I do... *sob* *sob*
>>84675747I didn't say it was a good joke
>>84675853>Masturbating in the sanctity of your own hab>Door suddenly opens>No doorbell, no words from hab AI>Neighborfinni slithers in>Frantically cover yourself>She says "No no, petal, keep it up, I'm just here in case you want some help."
>>84678600You ruined it.You ruined it and I'm not cumming.
>>84679583Who told you you weren't cumming? I didn't tell you to stop.
>>84679607Me. I decided that I cannot ejaculate while you continue to violate the sanctity of the masturbatorium.