Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/08/11Cosplay EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84588948[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: If you had to wear a pokemon costume for, say, a day, which one would it be?
>>84657372OH MY GOD THAT ZANGOOSE IS DEVOURING THAT POOR CHILD SOMEONE STOP THEM AAAAAAA
>>84657372A sylveon costume>>84655256 (Teleo)I don’t see how my previous two weeks plans influence that this plan is two weeks long too. I’ll let you know my methods are RIGOROUS and it’s a COINCIDENCE. Stop noticing.Sounds to me like a failed spy desu, what’s my favorite ribbon¿ Spy that Teleo. SWEET HOME UNOVA, you know that’s an argument in my favor, Doro is Unovan... would explain our affinity. MMM okip, but I want the ENTIRE red and black strand, to taste each flavor¡
>>84657372The Zans consume another...Also Wobbuffet would be a funny costume>>84657306You know, that does sound like something he'd do now that I think about it...
>>84657372Gluttonous Zangs...Wha-et would make me dress up as a Sylveon>>84657878Other than the fact that every single one of your plans has a two week timeline? Every single time? At this point you're just predictable tbhbh.Your top right, because that's the one that always caresses your plushies, swipes your tablets, and hugs me on our walks. I know Doro is Unovan, which is why the implication would become rather obvious to everyone! I'm sure he can give you a black and red strand for you that you can prepare however you want. Just don't go lighting him on fire, or I will ground you from your tablet for a WEEK.>>84657908Oh 100%. And you'd intentionally fall for it once you figure out the ruse~
>>84658171Yeah well... shush you!
While my face recovers I've decided to go and scare minors with my ugly mugWish me luck>>84653549 >>84655239>Phoxy and Jeremy work rather well together. The two psychic-types seem to compliment each other like peanut butter and chocolate>The Delphox's voice echoes in the fog, even as it fades out sooner than it should>There doesn't seem to be any immediate response.>Even so, if this post ends in odds, those wooden planks will have found their way back into Phoxy's bag somehow. Evens and you're SOL>It's hard to extort an extortionist>Entering into Fester Swamp, there is a single lone cobblestone path overgrown with algae and lichen, cracked and worn, that trudges straight into the swamp>Surrounding the path on all sides is water. The insects grow even more intense as a bad smell begins to waft from the liquid depths. It's hard to tell how deep the water is in the dark, but it doesn't seem shallow.>All throughout the water you can see the arches of dead trees jutting out of it. Surrounding the swamp on all sides is a natural barrier of thick trees and briars>Without this path, you'd be swimming your way through>The path is not in great condition. At several points it sinks into the water where the stones have worn or washed away, many of the stones are loose, and the only source of light is the occasional torch stuck in the ground every hundred meters or so. They only seem to light as you approach, and burn faintly. >Spooky
>>84657372So this is how Kemo maintains her plump figureFEASTING on innocents>>84653679>>84655432 >The Mismagius abruptly faces the Sigilyph and tries to make a scary face at Barye>It fails to provoke a reaction. He looks too goofy>Deadpan>This clearly needs work"Eh, parents are always overprotective of kids. They'll get over it. And when they do, all the more fun for me, ahuhuhu~">Beryl really needs to consider rephrasing these sentences"But bottom line, soccer moms and dads don't scare me.">He gives a cocky chuckle as he begins to disappear, his shredded and scrunched face disappearing along with him"Buh-byeeeeee~">As he leaves, a few more pieces of him fall off>This is either going to be very funny or a bunch of nothing.
>>84656104 (lizar)Yeah, in fact now you’re better at… aura farming. Seeee?I don’t HAVE a ribbon. Give me one! Preferably with the money! >>84659883That sounds like an activity you’re waaay too old for.
>>84659883I still think this is a terrible idea!>>84659891>>84655432>Do not scare the psychic bird"Phrasing, Beryl.">Shaking his head, Doro sighs"You're dead set on this aren't you? Don't say I didn't warn you!">Aaaand now you're falling apart as you disappear>Doro waves one last time"See ya Beryl, don't get your face messed up even more...">It's hard to decide which it'll be
>>84659883>Well, it certainly is obvious who the muscle is!>Jerm. Obviously.>And, hey, Phox managed to earn the planks back! The bluff has been double-bluffed. "Nice work.">And it really was.>And now the path is deteriorating, even more than before. Wading through the swampy bayou, watching thr torches self-light... oh, maybe that's an invisible Torchstar?>Who can Say...?>Still, this place is... >Atmospheric?>Scenic?>Rundown?>All of the above. "These guys must do a lot of trades, to get stuff out here. There's nothing but insects, wood and water.
>>84659072I'm honestly surprised he didn't need his comfort Zork for his recovery!>>84659883Good luck, hopefully they don't open mouth cough on your open face wounds, wouldn't that be unfortunate!>>84660288Hmmm, yes good point. I'll have to tell Wha-et that.Oh so you lied about putting one on earlier! The nerve. This is why I don't pay up before the deed is done!
>>84660288I'll have you knowyoung manThat scaring those darn kids is the oldest joy for us whippersnappersHmmmI sound old when I type like an old personWhy do you think that is?>>84660347Well I think that it's a great idea, and also that I'm cool.I've already made one kid wet his bed! And gotten three shoes thrown at me! THREE!I even managed to keep oneLa chancla>>84660487Well I don't bleed or have an immune system so this hopefully won't be a problem. Unless the unlife decides to troll me againChildren are filthy and deserve to be harassedI am a bad parentSometimes I spawncamp graveyards for fresh ghosts to nibble onNaaaaughty
>>84656487>>84659891>Blinking in the direction of Doro"...but...">Still thinking>Thinking too hard for Beryl to scare him>Blink"...is that a solo task, yes?">And then he is left with a question unanswered"You are dropping your face again."
>>84660487It seems his preferred method of recovery is scaring children>>84660600Your coolness level is in constant flux. For example, getting trapped in a door hinge? That lowered the score quite a bit.Beryl the longer this goes on for the more likely you are to end up with your face even more messed up>>84660632>Poor Barye is overthinking this!"In Beryl's case, it definitely is. Do you really want to go around scaring people?">He supposes a Sigilyph wouldn't be half bad at it, especially if he's good at teleporting>As for the bits of face..."Don't worry, if you're a ghost your face grows back.">True story
>>84660600With how disgusting little petri dishes children can be at times, would you -really- be surprised if you, an undead specter, somehow managed to get sick from one of them coughing into your nose hole? Just imagine, you creep up to a sleeping kid with the intent to 'boo!' them, only for a nice big cough to the face. Next day? Throat's all tingly, non-existent nose is a little sniffly, its just a little bit more of a chore to float around.How long has it been since your last sick day Beryl? Gonna risk breaking the streak?I dunno I think you would be a good parent if you cared.That's rude! At least give them a chance :(>>84660680So it seems. You think Beryl would turn green if he gets sick?
Greetings, people of Porychan.I planned originally to have an announcement done for just after the end of the Kalosian tournament but, we had to push some things for later. Alas.That said, the announcement is that the League has accepted following through the Pokémon-as-Trainer program, relaxing various requirements and making various already in use loopholes unnecessary, if not quashed.First, "Pokémon-as-trainer" is a mouthful, though that continues being the official term, "poké-trainer" and "pokétrainer" have been accepted as equivalent legal terms. Second is, that a pokétrainer now only requires legal representation to apply, and not necessarily from their human trainer or even a registered trainer. That should ease various situations that required awkward and confusing loopholes.That said, there are still some point being worked with, like a poké-trainer being also simultaneously a trainer's pokemon, because that may cause a loophole wherein a trainer could have legal access to more pokémon that the limit of six per trainer.If that comes to pass, of course, I will lead by example: Emil, Ammy and Otto would no longer be part of my team. A situation that would only matter in paper actually, but, I can't stop myself from feeling emotional.>>84646614>Message received>And message replied/>"Sorry if I have been away for the past weeks, I have been busy again. But, right on time now."/>"I'll just need his contact""
>>84660452>Whether they do or don't, your questions remain unanswered>Above the stars are visible. It's -probably- night, but maybe it's a hex of some sort? >There's a brief moment in time where it all doesn't seem so intimidating. A small breeze blows through the humid air. The sounds of frogs and crickets on a hot swampy night echo in the fog. Fireflies dance in the midst, flashes of yellow and green. Swarms of insects do their displays of mating, and bats feast upon them fluttering about to and fro.>You can even see little fish in the water. Somehow. You'd think it'd be too brackish for any life>Just for a moment, it's nature. No witches, no magic, just... the world, working, going through the motions>Then one of the torches abruptly slams onto the ground with a loud bang, guttering out, startling the mood away>A witch's laugh echoes from up above>What a bitch
>>84660833He turns into a shiny Mismagius, heh>>84660885Woah, that's great news! Glad to hear it's becoming more and more of an official thing! Legal representation might be tough at first, but I bet there'll be enough human lawyers that start offering to represent prospective poketrainers.Yeah being both might start being awkward. I wonder if they'll figure out a way to handle being both the trainer and one of the members of the team that battles like I do./>Not a problem! I know your work must keep you very busy/>Of course, it's <INSERT JEREMY CONTACTS HERE>
>>84660632I am coolI am hipI'm so fly I'm in the skyLook that was a phasing accident okay? Happens to the best of us. Not my fault the door swung closed midway.Nah I'll be fine>>84660632>returns for exactly 2 seconds to lick Barye>Leaves>Refuses to elaborate>>84660833I am glad we are united in our hatred of the crotch goblins. Uh....Half a year? I guess I'm overdue. No. nononono.I like my freedom. Mom Autumn and Dad Beryl will not happen. True ghosts like me are infertile anywayThey have a chance to go to my ghost thighs>>84660885Time to mount campaignsof...MILD HARASSMENT
>>84660487This is why I don’t do the DEED until I’m paid! Okay actually you’re probably more in the right here. But STILL! If you really want this to happen, you need to be proactive. Otherwise no ribbon pics 4 u. Think about how upset Wha-et will be when he learns about this missed opportunity.>>84660600I think it’s ’cuz you’re typing like an old person. I bet you’re older than me though, haven’t you basically lived two lives or something? I mean, two short lives. But two short lives is usually more than 1 short life, which is what I’ve got.You think I’d make a good ghost? Here’s my resume: I make people mad a lot, I like testing people’s reactions to things, I think I have an addictive personality, and I’m purple. Also I’m nocturnal! Whaddya think?>>84660885Woah, am I witnessing history??? You mean all these Pokemon I’ve had cooped up in pokeballs could officially become mine? That’s great!
>>84653480 (Beryl)Oh. But, you're a ghost, so, that type of stuff doesn’t last, right? By this time next week you’ll be looking as good as ever, won’t you?How’d you even get stuck like that?>>84653679 (Doro)I’m glad you were awake late enough to help him! How did he get stuck, though?>>84656104 (Incredibat)I feel like you are being very sarcastic about not knowing how you looked, since you post pictures of yourself– well, not yourself, but you know what I mean. But, sometimes an outside perspective does help I suppose.That’s a good example as well. Flying really is the “if you have wings you get this, and since you can’t be three types, one slides out” type. But that doesn’t seem to apply to Pokemon who float without wings. Though it does apply to some. Like Gyarados. Who’s water flying instead of water dragon, even though clearly having dragon attacks. And then even when it mega evolves, somehow dark still keeps the dragon type from showing up?Yes, you should be able to. Though I’d like to think people would be, like, forming a line to jump if they could, and would let you through faster seeing you be a flying type.I will gladly accept having someone on needle watch. I don’t think I was born with a phobia of needles, but the aforementioned feeling I’ve described I get has certainly given me one at this point. Though not with shots. I do fine with shots. It’s only when the blood starts leaving me for long enough that I don’t do fine.
>>84660885This is awesome news!! I hope they don't mind if I type it in as Poketrainer instead of Pokétrainer most of the time. That second part is just as amazing as the first! I know you realize it, but just in case you need someone else to say it-- this is truly world changing. With this and all the effort you put into it, you've managed to change the entire world for the better, Pokemon this year will have more rights and freedoms than Pokemon did last year, and that's thanks in very large part to all the efforts you've put in.That third thing... that's understandable, I suppose, from the League's point of view. But even so... I'd get pretty emotional over that myself, if it was me. As you say, it doesn't change anything about your relationship really, but 'on paper' is still meaningful...>Also, this reminds me-- we still need to do the scene with Ott...
>>84661247Am I older than you?I suppose if you count up the times I've been alive plus dead then yeah, I am, huh? Feels... strange to be like, forty something but feel like you're in your early twenties. Sucks for all those ghosts who came back old. They always feel old now. Can't imagine that.Short? Nah your lifespan can't be that bad. Like, what, fifty years? That's not horrible. Oh yeah, that reminds me of lots of people that I know. You'd be perfect for it. I see you as a classic Gengar.>>84661282It doesn't lastBut it's annoying while it lastsLike a fucked up cuticleWell I tried to phase through the door and I unphased and right as I did the door swung back because of the wind and my face got caught in the hinge. Then Doro and Barye helped and I went to go scare children with my horrible ugliness
>>84661282I’m being sarcastic ‘cuz I was already sarcastic when I called myself bright & sunny, but then it seemed to go over your head. So I had to lay it on extra thick this time. To make sure you didn’t miss it. Won’t happen again, I sweeeeear.You know, there’s something else to consider, too. You know what a Gligar looks like, right? Doesn’t exactly scream “Dark”, does it? That’s probably why I’m not Dark. Or Poison. Or whatever else. Because I think the Flying energy took that slot while I was a Gligar, and just stayed with me when I evolved. Hogged up all the Type slots. Pretty crazy that I’m not Poison though, isn’t it? I must have some sorta Hisuian ancestor that used to be Poison, just like Sneasels were. Gligar have poison immunity, and I have poison heal. Makes you think…Ooh, god, everyone would be trying to RIDE me. That’s it, sorry Taner. They’ve gotta go. Just let me put em out of their misery. They’re all gonna die in the plane crash anyway.Oh, that’s interesting. What a funny specification. You… do know I’m like… a vampire, right? Oh speaking of which. Would it be legal for you to send me a bag of blood? I was thinking about the taste, and was wondering how well you could… you know. Help a brother out.Non-urgent, though! Just had a craving. Got curious. Had to ask.>>84661443Yeah, that IS strange. How about you GROW up? You’re embarrassing all the actually young people, Beryl. Sheesh.Oh, yeah, roughly. I just meant short in a… mortal sense.Ew. Yuck. I don’t wanna be one of those fat little chode ghosts.
>>84660885Oh! That's great news! Makes getting started with my own process much easier. Thank you for the update!And sorry to hear about that last part. That does hurt, but, at least they'll still be family, you know?>>84661129I don't hate them! There are just a few that don't know manners, which seems to be getting worse with parents just handing them a tablet and calling it a day. My recent plane ride has reminded me of that...Ahh, so you can get sick! Sounds like another sick day may be looming closer than you thinkMmm, if you say so. You could always adopt!Not really a chance if you're gobbling them down right when they pop up>>84661247And I told you, we can do something whenever we have the chance to meet up! I am currently GROUNDED by everyone until I'm fully recovered from the eye thing, whatever arbitrary amount of time they deem that.I know, Wha-et would strangle me with a ribbon if I let this pass...
>>84660945Legal representation is both a League roadblock, and a requirement in case of crimes and other legal issues, pardon the redundancy.There is still debate on how that loophole will be dealt with./>Thank you. I will get in contact>>84661247Yes, yes you are. Just...that can't be good.>>84661289Thank you! Of course I am not alone in this project, I am just the one that posts here.The moment I may have to sign the papers releasing Emil, Ammy and Otto, it will be very emotional.>Oh yeah>>84661813Thank you too, and hope to see you apply soon.
>>84649860>From Sam"Some justice. But clearly not enough justice!">May be disfigured, that said..."That could work, if you find a way to record that.">>84652703>Farad"Some formats do. Most coliseums are also centered around doubles, remember that."(Indeed he does)
>>84653025>Monad shakes her head"No, no. Your stories are good. What we need is to convince my beloved to stop that silly project. The magnum opus as he calls it.">A pause"He wants to predict the future using numbers and data. I can't say I understand really how...:>Star did see dates from the future in his notes, did not she?>In other topics"That may help, and can help me reminding him to take care. But needs a better solution. That silly project just keeps getting in the way of everything!"
>>84653059>>84641610>Verdi may have many goopy tentacles but Teleo? He has the one muscly tentacle>Put front to front on their sides, Verdi begins massaging their backs. Somehow easier in this position>Fea can hump and grind all he wants, there is no way to escape the goo encasement over his own dick>The full body massage is thorough and truly full body, and with Fea pent up as he is, he will for sure begin his "donation" soon and first>Though Verdi may help him poke the lizards's belly with the red rocket
>>84661897Can’t forget the ethical loopholes! That’s what I’m here to remind you of. You may thank me later. >>84661813Damn… can I un-ground you, because I’m a Ground type? I feel like that gives me special privileges.
>>84641991 (teleo)>>84647957 (Wha-et)>the last squeeze from Wha-et elicits a stifled moan from Jackson's lips>he enjoyed that ride alright>offboarding the plane and stepping into the terminal felt bizarre, the architecture was so different. For a moment Jackson thought a metallic glint in the sky was a Skarmory, something uncommon, yet familliar, but that too was dashed by the sheer SIZE! Skarmory weren't exactly small, but this thing was not only huge, but also carrying a human-sized car!"Where did we land? Are we in Hulbury?" They hadn't even stepped out of the airport yet and Jackson was lost in awe>>84652703 (Taner)I just got data again now that we landed, the flight wascomfyI'll keep you updated!>>84655432 (Barye)>back in the past, not too long from now but a good distance>Jackson whispers up to Teleo. If his safety-coils were raised to earshot, the lizard would hear'This thing is a different level of scary are we sure this is even a pokemon?'>>84657372>QotDprobably Torracat. I'm not exactly Incineroar-sized, and obviously I'm too handsome for my species to just be a little Litten
>>84662316Oooh, now that could be a loophole. Hmhm, yes, flex your ground-type privilege and perhaps I will be freed from my ribbon shackles>>84663014>>84647957 (What-et)>Oh Jackson, he's going to be thinking about that flight for a while, huh>Teleo stretches once they make it out of the gate as the sea of passengers flow past them, catching a glance of the Corviknight that Jackson mistook for a Skarmory"Nope! Welcome to Hammerlocke! One of the oldest cities in Galar. Built within castle walls, in fact!">If Jackson takes a peek out one of the windows, he might spot said wall in the distance"Unfortunately Hulbury doesn't have an airport, so we'll have to take a short train ride over. But it won't be much longer now until we get home">Teleo guides them out of the airport and towards the station, various Galaran endemic pokemon moving about, especially more Corviknight taxis flying above>The lizard begins to blush as they start to board to their cabin, however, remembering how Wha-et and his train ride to Hulbury all those months ago went...>Hopefully shenanigans can actually wait this time around>But it isn't a long trip, Hulbury is quite close by! Routes and wild zones zip by as they make their way to the harbor town, and soon enough they're stepping out at their final destination, made obvious by the faint smell of salty air across the wind"Alright Wha-et, I think I've done enough leading, so its your turn!">>84663014>>84655432 (Barye)"Hmm?">Teleo leans in for Jackson to whisper to him"Barye's a Sigiglyph! Very ancient species of Pokemon, they usually live around ruins. Just... Think of him as a round friend! He seems pretty young, I bet he'd enjoy more friends!">The lizard ruffles the top of Jackson's head"Seriously, nothing to be afraid of. Even if there was, I wouldn't let any harm come to you. Now come on, let's wave Farad off before he leaves, yeah?">>84663014Awww, I'd love to see you dressed up like a Torracat, that would be adorable!
>>84659883>>84660452>Good team they are.>Even though barely anything happened yet.>It's hard to extort an extortionist.>But Phoxy is Phoxy. She still finds a way and gets some of the stuff back."Don't mention it.">From the shit swamps to the shittier swamps.>Burn this place down.>It's definitely not atmospheric or scenic."Yeah well that's something I'll have to ask. If you want to do business, I dunno, don't set up shop in the butthole of earth? Like come on, how many lost customers did you have because they didn't want to venture though here?"
>>84657174 >Whoops, forgot zapYou're inviting me? Damn, you're pretty crazy.
>>84661282That's the mystery. Beryl says phasing accident so I guess he just messed up.>>84661897I suppose that makes sense.Hopefully they end up allowing it, it'll be a real shame if I can't get any experience from gym battles except as a trainer
You guys want some drugs?
>>84667340What kind of drugs?
>>84667396I got a good range of X "speed", some Gaas, a few doses of Thunderstone dust, some Methapod, lil' bit of Cracknea, Mr Ketamime...
>>84667340I can't believe Star is selling drugs to make money now...
>>84667472How a small eevee like you got so much stuff¿
>>84667581Star?No.I'm not gonna share my name in the open, "Doro". This site allows anonymity for a good reason. Hence, perfect place to get some trades.>>84667642I know several guys. I even got my hands on some Rare Cand-e, if you're interested, pinkette.
>>84667708Ha, I know I know. Just a joke. Star would never! ...Probably.Well that's true enough I suppose, still seems pretty risky, but then again I guess your career choice is already inherently pretty risky. Especially as an Eevee, if you are one and not just a big fan of Eevee.
>>84667972Funny guy! Nice.Ah, life'll get ya killed eventually. Risk isn't much, as long as you're savvy. Savvy?And yeh. I am. This look is *Priceless*, and excessively maintained. It's my brand, my attack, and my defense.
>>84667708Ooo I have always wanted to TASTE those¡ How much for 1 of those¿ IN minecraft.>>84667972Maybe it’s star, after all the FAILING from the last tournament things might be DIRE.
>>84668245I try!Huh, I guess that makes sense. Though I can't really say I'm savvy when it comes to drug dealing.Don't I know it! Back when I was a Zorua, a sad Eevee disguise was a very effective way to get free scraps and distract humans in the nearby town. Honestly I'm surprised more Eevee don't use their inherent cuteness to their advantage.>>84668361Nah I bet Star has like, 37 backup savings accounts just for moments when they aren't doing so well in pokemon battles.
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>>84658171TWO weeks is the SHORTEST time I can make THINGS happen¡ It’s the Lower LIMIT.You CHEATED, doesn’t prove anything¡ The implications... I’ll blame them all on DORO. His mane would explode from all the ARTIFICIAL chemicals¡>>84663014>When they fianlly land Wha-et pulls out his tablet, and gets back into the grind“Look Teleo, so many likes from that last Jackson picture¡”>Tail wagging quite happy“Imagine it now with a cute sailor outfit¡”>Wha-et starts thinking out loud, not minding his words“Or a magical girl one”>Eyes to the screen not thinking of the words that come out“I will milk Jackson for all he is worth!”“This place isn’t that special Jackson, you should see PALDEA, it puts G*lar in SHAME”>Wha-et’s regionism will always shine bright.>Finally at Hillbury Wha-et shakes off the trip from head to tail, prancing around leading everyone to Teleo’s place“Sure, it’s just a walk to your place, It’s a NOICE house¡”>He leads them around the streets snatching pictures here boosting his newly aquire photo model’s exposure”>Those ribbons seem so fast on the device>Finally reaching Teleo’s house Wha-et quickly rushes inside the kitchen to grab a well deserved pastry.>>84668715Finally some good MONEY. must be 10 BAZILLION pokes>>84668434And one of those savings are in drugs, or maybe this is Star’s long lost sister... ANTI-STAR¡
>>84660452>>84663968>It does indeed bring to question why exactly to choose a spot like this for one's business dealings>Perhaps it's easily defensible? Maybe they just want to match the vibes? Maybe it's even to deter people from bothering them too much. Who can truly say?>Regardless, the path just keeps going, and going, and going...>After around ten minutes some of the fog begins to clear. The moon shines high over the water, clearing some of the murk from its surface>There is a shimmer in the depths. A frog swims past, rippling waves across the water. There's something in there, down in the water>It's difficult to process at first but once you realize what it is, it hits like a brick>That's a body. It looks like a Slaking, standing at the bottom of the water, immobile, half-rotted away. It's most certainly dead.>Then your sight would acclimate and realize there it is not alone. There are more bodies down there, standing upright, slowly decaying. A Karrablast, a Mienfoo, a Beedrill. Even some Humans. Dozens upon dozens of bodies in the water, placed upright, staring ahead into oblivion>All drowned. All dead.>They choke the lake bottom. They -are- the lakebed. There is no space which isn't taken up by their presence. There are hundreds of them. Minimum. >Gradually the clouds cover the moon back up again, and the cadavers disappear back below the water's surface as visibility becomes murky once more>The path goes on
>>84668361Just one? For you? We can easily call it 50 Poke. And there's PLENTY more where it came from.>>84668434Nobody but a dealer can, after all, am I right?And that's what I use, 'cept mine is genuine. Throw up the puppy dog eyes, and just walk away scot-free. Easy money.
>>84660893>>84663968>>84669384>What a fine day to walk along a murky path in the middle of a swamp from hell at night in utter bewildering darkness carrying a dead baby with a psychic firefox and a booby Kirlia.>A sentence that has never been said before or after. How unique."Yeah, I mean, people must get lost around here, or...">The waters clear...>Bodies.>MANY bodies.>Most decaying. Many not. All waterlogged.>Are they weighed down? Tied down?>Who can say? All Jerm can say i-BLLLERGH>Oh, he's busy dry-heaving. don't mind him. This is a poor innocent boy staring at hundreds of lifeless bodies, all reaching for the surface. How horrifying.>Oh, Beryl, why didnt you WARN him?>It's even worse when they're covered up!...."Phoxy, we need to burn this marsh down."
>>84669245I really doubt it... could be Stare though.Also Wha-et you're going to get addicted, don't do it! Talk to Teleo about it before you do anything!>>84669411Yeah that sounds about right.Pretty much what I've heard from most Eevee who choose to use their latent abilities.Also don't get Wha-et addicted to drugs!
>>84669245>>84670101Ya really missed the obvious joke of flippin' Star around to read as Rats, huh?Anyway, I won't get the pink addicted. Not with the first dose, anyway. After the fifth? Maybe. It's their choice, after all.
>>84669384>>84669482>Indeed a sentence that has never been said before.>And this is the moment where they discover how awful this place really is.>Which makes Jeremy pukes his guts out.>Phoxy doesn't like this either, but thankfully, her sense of smell is pretty much already destroyed by now."Yeah that's... Charming. And stuff. Ugh.">She avoids looking at... That."Gee, you're starting to share my point of view about the world now?">They keep going, she can't wait for this shit to be done.>Beryl will get an earful after that.
>>84669411I’m already the PEAK most powerfull sylveon, so there is going up fro me. That’s expensive¡ but I’ve always wanted to TAAASTE one mmmmhhhhh.OKIP give it to me¡ in minecraft.>>84670101What other EEVEE would get their paws on one of those¿I don't get it DORO, tons of mons get rare candies¡ it's just a CANDY, you can buy the Rare candy from after I get it from the eevee¡ That way I won’t have it
>>84670850You got it. Wire me the money, and you'll get your rare cand-e in the post within two hours. In minecraft, of course.
>>84670303Long story! But Rats is pretty funny, though I can't see an Eevee ever being named Rats.Well of course you'd say that, it's your job!>>84670850It is an odd career choice for an Eevee, but maybe that's why this one chose it.I don't know if this is the official ones or a drug with a similar name but neither is good, regular rare candies aren't exactly good for you either. Wait what, you're buying it just to sell it to me? But I'm not interested!
>>84670901Sounds easy enough let me just send it¡ in minecraft>Wired 50$ poke to the mysterious eeveeI bet it’ll taste like cotton candy, or like a BERRY¡ maybe I should grind it on an icecream mhhh, so many choices.>>84671090 One isn’t what he wants, but what he is. Except for me, I choosed to be ME¡¡Mmmhhh that’s a good point, but I haven’t tasted the official ones either, Soooo now I must acquire an official one and compare it to the eevee-one. That’s what hummies say about every candy ever made, and LOOK AT ME. I’m PEAK sylveon specimen. I’m not, but If you reeeally want my rare cand-e then you have to PAY for it¡
>>84671252Bet. Pleasure doing business with you, Pink.>Roughly two hours later...>The Pelipper mail arrives! Bearing a package. >No return address...
>>84667472Hello! I don't want drugs. But I do have questions, if you have some time! First of all, um, are you choosing this way to make money because you have to, or because you want to? Because if you, like, need food or something, I could just send some.Also, since everyone has been mentioning Star to you, here's a video of her, since Porychan allows videos now! She says hello as well.But I'm also realizing I know nothing at all about most of what you mentioned as drugs and I'm, maybe a bit morbidly curious... What is Thunderstone dust, like, why would someone want that? Not to evolve, I'm guessing, or you wouldn't be handling it? Actually, I have questions about a lot of these, but, uh, I don't know how much I want to know. I admit I don't really understand why someone would want to do drugs. I ended up drugged in the hospital once and it was one of the worst things, I couldn't think and was very out-of-it and it wasn't a good feeling. But...Thunderstone dust really makes me wonder what the heck that does.>>84668434>I bet Star has like, 37 backup savings accountsNot 37, yet, but this isn't far off.>>84661443Huh. Well, I guess that’s a classic ghost thing to do. Not getting stuck in a door, the other thing. I wonder if you can get, like, a spell out of it? Like, take a picture of yourself to use as a spell ingredient for, um, ugly-afiying something?>>84661897I know! Sharon and others have helped too, and I’ve already told Doro in person similar to what I just told you now, but the whole thing wouldn’t have been able to get off the ground and to where it is without you, and I feel that deserves remembering!Yeah, I’d imagine… Or, well, honestly, I’m trying not to imagine that too hard. I’m certain I’d break down for a few minutes if I ever ended up having to do that. As much as I think they’d be able to do it if they wanted to, it makes me a little glad Star and the others prefer to stick with me as their trainer instead of branch off.
>>84661586Okay, I figured. But I also figured if I went hard into being sarcastic myself, you’d turn around and say you weren’t being sarcastic, as even more sarcasm, so I may as well just go for it. I know those kinds of traps by now!The main reason that Gligar don’t seem like a dark type is the expression they seem to wear. But yeah, I can see that, that makes sense of your typing at least. Though it really does seem like poison should be in there, I guess poison immunity sorta counts. I wonder if we’ll ever find a Pokemon with three types? It seems like it’s just, not possible, from everything we’ve seen so far.I think you are probably too small for that? The trainers wouldn’t be, anyway. But it wouldn’t benefit you to start attacking people, there would be other Pokemon and at least one Pokemon aboard probably, so you’d end up getting into a Pokemon battle while the plane was going down instead of getting out!You can be a vampire all you like as long as you don’t steal blood non-consusually!It would be, depending on what type of blood you want. Cow blood or pig blood? Shouldn’t be an issue. There are places people can buy that, recipes that use it. I could get you that, yeah. Maybe other animals too, but I know for sure I’ve seen cow and pig blood like, just able to be bought in some places. I’d have to find a butcher if you don’t want it to have been frozen, though. Human blood, on the other hand, would be a lot harder, because blood banks don’t just, like, sell that stuff.Also why do you have Pokemon cooped up in Pokeballs?>>84661918 “I do, I feel like it’s a more interesting battle format in general than one on one, a lot more strategies one can come up with for double battles, and it makes teamwork all the more important. I’m surprised the League doesn’t have, like, a double battle tournament. That does make me wonder what the Z-A would be like if it also was double battles… that might be a bit too chaotic for anyone, though…”
>>84665904Yeah, I read what he said.It makes about as much sense to me as a lot of ghost stuff does.>>84661957>Star and Taner both look like they are thinking about this magnum opus>Taner speaks first, because he’s the type to speak while still thinking whereas Star wants to come to a conclusion before she starts“That sounds, um. Impossible? Like, even predicting the future weather far enough out is still really hard and not always right. Even if he, like, got a really good computer, there’s no way he’d be able to put in enough numbers and information for that. I can tell why he’s interested in my stories now, though– something like, interactions from another world could really throw off the numbers. But, like… there’s no possible way to account for everything like that…”>Star finally speaks up“Andrea seems logical enough that he would typically realize that accomplishing such a task is beyond any one man no matter how gifted. Perhaps he believes that technology is catching up to be able to realize his vision. But I suspect that convincing him of the impossibility of the task will be a losing battle. To myself? This sounds like a dream he conceived of as a child and refused to let go of. To the point where many of his life choices including the area of expertise he educated himself in was chosen with the idea of furthering this fundamental goal. If I surmise correctly? It will be exceedingly difficult to convince him to let it go after having sunk so much of his life into it. Even if we were to convince him it is unattainable that would be more likely to result in depression than what we desire.”>Back to Taner“So we like, first need to convince him to care about other, more reasonable things, more than he cares about that, and -then- we can show him all the ways that that whole thing is getting in the way of everything else?”>Doesn’t sound easy, or like something someone could do in a day
Oh there was that thing today in Kalos where there was the sun that went dark. It was dark for a few minutes then back to normal. Funny.
>>84669482>>84670901>Once Jeremy has composed himself, the two resume their march forwards.>The background odors of swamp smells now unmistakably contain that unforgettable aroma of cadavers, once hidden, now very much exposed even underneath the waters>Trying not to think about it might help, as impossible of a task as that might seem.>Another few minutes pass before a loud SPLASH is heard to your immediate right, like a thunderclap in the night>Your attuned psychic senses would reach out and...>...It's just a kingfisher. No threat>The moon is out again, revealing the dead collected below the waterline, still silently staring forwards and unmoving in their->A Leafeon with no skin on its head tilts its exposed skull in your direction. >They're not dead. They're UNdead>This is an army of zombies. Not tied down, not inhibited in any way, just -waiting- in the dark just below the surface of the water>As the moon goes back behind the clouds for the last time, more heads turn to look at you just as they disappear once more>Charming>You appear to be coming to the end of the path after around a mile or so of walking. Ahead is a massive dead tree, absolutely gigantic in size. It's petrified and hard as stone, with limbs that reach into the clouds and out of sight>This is where the path ends
>>84671655Really? Can't interest you even a lil' bit? Shame. I'm choosing it 'cause it's easy, profitable, relatively safe, requires very little actual work, and allows me power and prestige with little effort. I recommend. ... Food? I can buy food. I can't buy power and influence. That's earned.I see. She is, indeed, an Eevee.Thunderstone dust? It's exactly what is says on the tin. For humans, it's like breathing in pure static. Your heart hammers, your mind focuses, everything becomes hyper-aware. For electric types? It's concentrates evolution, but not enforced. It takes you to the limit of what your body can stand, and not a step further. Evolution is... transcendental, after all. It's a way to feel like you're evolving without actually evolving. You ask a lot of questions, huh?
>>84671466If we are naming ourselves for our FUR, you’d be BROWNIE. Tasty BROWNIE.Have you ever thought about evolving¿ You'd make a NOICE sylveon, you already use your CUTENESS against hummies, like ME¡>Oooo Interesting package>Wha-et excitedly open it until finding the rare candy shaped thing,>Must’ve been the single most expensive candy he has ever gotten>He unwraps it and gives it some curious sniffs>And a quick lick It might taste BAD>>84672151BERYL let's say that I have 1 hair from a pokemon, could you find out if that pokemon and me are related¿ I have seen hummies do that in TV¡
>>84672221A tasty snack. I do brownies, too, of course. Potegheist brownies. I am already cute, and EXTREMELY small and weak-looking. Who would believe that a tiny, cute, innocent first-former like me was a drug dealer?It's all part of the facade.>It's drugs.>Like, it is straight-up drugs.>just LICKING it would make the Sylveon's tongue fizz, a surge of vitality coursing through their entire body. Boundless energy, the feeling of gaining a deeper, more intrinsic strength, yes - the feeling of gaining a level. Distilled in it's form into a single sweet-sized package. >It tastes like static and a rainbow, both at once, equally and at odds.
>>84672151>Time to continue their adventure.>While Jeremy is most likely terrified of the dead bodies and now, the ZOMBIES.>Phoxy on another hand gets more and more irritated.>From not liking the place first things first.>But also having to do this when she could be all comfy at home.>Very charming indeed.>If one of those move forward, it's going to eat a fire blast to the face.>And now, they reach a gigantic dead tree."Right. Say Torchstar, the "walking though hell" initiation ritual sort of thing or whatever that is. You think we could speed this up a little bit? 'cause you know, I don't mind the scenic route and all, but it's a bit cliche and stuff. I hope you don't plan to give us riddles too.">Torchstar has to be around.
>>84672151>>84672335>Oh, ARCEUS, they aren't DEAD!?>Jermo's never seen a dead body before.>He's never seen a dead body move before. Especialy not a rotten sylveon. Especially not hundreds of waterlogged corpses!>He wasn't being sick! Just dry heaving. Like when you're gonna, but don't. Very important."We need to get the fuck out of here ASAP.">Beryl is going to owe him ultra mega big time for this.>Like, seriously.>If a corpse moves, it is going to get s h r e d d e d"S-she's right! Where is Mag? We're here to trade!">AT least that tree probably marks the end of this path, right?
>>84671252Hmm... if you say so! Did you now? Sounds like time travel to me.I don't think that's a good idea... well candy's bad if you eat a ton of it, most drugs are just... bad. Except maybe the lighter stuff but I don't think this is kind of stuff that's legal in some regions.>>84671655I figured as much!>>84671724Forever a mystery wrapped in an enigma and a riddle...>>84672082The eclipse? Those are neat. I gotta get one of those special sunglasses for looking at the sun next time one happens.
>>84672221Uhyyyyyyyyeah sure I can do thatJust leave the hair somewhere I can find it and I'll get on that>>84672335>>84672398>Beryl probably did forget to mention a few details about the layout of Fester Swamp, that's for darn sure>Luckily the zombies don't seem intent on coming after you. They make no attempt to leave the water. >The two's griping gets an amused chuckle lilting through the air, but no more. Torchstar makes no appearance.>At the tree there is a knothole which has been carved in the shape of a door. Guarding the door is another Mismagius. His face is sewn shut, both his eyes as well as his mouth. Bells and coins and other items to make noise dangle from the brim of his hat. Every time he moves they all jingle, as if he were a living wind chime.>Kinda nice sounding actually>As you approach he holds out one tendril and..."Mmfff fmmf mmfmmff">What?>Homie be sounding like the TF2 Pyro>Torchstar materializes directly in-between Phoxy and Jeremy, her good side facing Jeremy, and her bad side facing Phoxy.>The Delphox could take a look, if she truly wanted to. "It's for the transcription process Pins. You know, with the old books and stuff? I've already checked them over. You can let them in.">Pins tilts his head"Mmf mfffmm mmff mfmf'f mmm?""No I didn't -rob- them! I separated them from problematic elements, ahuhuhu~">Pins can't roll his eyes, but he would if he could>He goes for a quick pat down of the both of you>Does Phoxy have a new wand yet?
>>84670901Do you do "special services" other than drugsYou know what I meanAnd what price for that type of service ???Or if your a guy can a guy get paid for giving such a "service" ????
>>84672082It’s the signal that all K*los is cursed territory, whoever lives there is cursed WITH... living K*los. The worst curse ever...>>84672321Ho my and you already know how to cook¡ My favorite brownies are CHOCOLATE brownies¡But you can be CUTER although you do get bigger... Although I can see the advantages of being SMALLER, you can fit into so many cute doll clothes¡I believe it¡ it’s rare to see another fellow wild criminal mon here¡ Although be careful brownie, RANGERS are watching this site, in minecraft.>HO wow, that’s some potent stuff.>Wha-et walks back feeling the various effects course through his body, just ribbons waggling free from the constraints of the ego trashing here and there. He feels like he could take down a Taurus all by himself>That much energy and vitality... gives him an erection, he’ll deal with that properly.>Now he just needs the normal Rare candy to check if it tastes the sameArceus I thought I was getting scammed, wouldn’t be the first time. Good thing I ONLY licked it. I must say it IS pretty tasty¡ What is it made of¿>>84672473One of my MANY fairy abilities¡I have had no issues from EATING tons of candy or sugar¡ After all SUGAR was paw given by ARCEUS for us fairies¡Lighter stuff huh, well I have no interest in DRUGS, only in candies, CANDIES are made of SUGAR¡Btw can you give me that STRAND of mane you promised¿ I’ll have BERYL analyze it, to see if we are siblings¡ Make sure it is a LONG one¡
>>84671090Missed ya, dorry, Soro. Funny spoonerism I decided to leave in.Anyway.Yes, you are exactly right. Hence, I am anonymous.>>84672741Those are more trouble than they're worth. Drugs are plain and simple. Make, deliver, done. But with "special services" like I assume you're referring to, there's a buncha other factors. I keep myself to drugs. Sorry to disappoint. My gender is also anonymous.>>84672913Oh, trust me. Mine are... to die for.Rangers, huh? Like that Taner guy? I appreciate the warning. Never seen a ranger so eager to show off hs Eevee.>Extraordinarily potent.>The Pink could use it like a gobstopper. Or just lick it as an occasional pick-me-up.>However, the boost from that tiny lick doesn't last long.>Even if it does give him the most raging hard he's ever had. Good luck walking. Go find some relief.
>>84672913Riiight you did mention that, I think that's only the legendaries.Yeah the sugar part is different for fairies, but I'm pretty confident that candy you have isn't made out of sugar.You know, like the really smelly stuff humans smoke sometimes? Too intense for me, but maybe that's my sensitive fox sense of smell.Beryl? I shouldn't be surprised he can do that too. Alright fiiiine! On my way!>Doro transfers over, one long strand of Zork hair in hand ready to deliver>>84673018It's okay I forgive you. If Wha-et ends up addicted I won't though.I guess I can't argue with that. Also Taner's not a ranger.
Wow, I check Porychan and my boyfriend is being dealt drugs. Great.>>84673018If you get Wha-et addicted I -will- find you and turn you into a nice pair of boots. >>84669245If it’s the lowest then perhaps change it up, like got for a three week plan. Gotta throw the Rangers off with the occasional switch up!Hope is our cheating? That’s the power of observation! You’re the one who called me a bad spy. Yes I’m sure you would, saying you were tricked and all or something. The hard part will be convincing everyone else that’s there case. No fire or explosions, not allowed!Also, did you actually buy drugs from this weird anon? Are you ok? Good lord, he could have laced that stuff with something that could kill you!! If you wanted a rare candy that badly then you should have asked me! I’m tempted to bring you to the Center so they can check you out for anything nasty…
>>84672398>>84672688>It's good the zombies don't come after them if they want to stay as zombies and not become charcoal.>Torchstar definitely hears her.>Speaking of.>Oh no, that's someone different.>It looks like that one Pins guy.>And sounds like it, impossible to understand, as told.>Isn't Torchstar's bad side very warm?>Not like she'd care, with the whole fire type stuff.>And so, they get patted down again.>Phoxy doesn't have a new wand, but I have never mentioned her wand being broken.>Dunno if the Kong adventure officially happened yet with everyone else, that's why I haven't really mentioned it.>Because if it did, she would've screamed on Porychan that her wand was broken.>So, dunno.
>>84673018Woow... so edgy... CUTE edgy eevee, you know what would make you even cuter and therefore better at this¿ A pink ribbon¡ I can give you one.He is literally a RANGER; but does it for FREEE¡ He is also an Eevee fanatic, watch out or he might catch you too.What’s this Rare cand-e made of¿>With how expensive that thing is, he better make it last. >He wraps it back and hides it, another treasure from his hoard>He was in it just for the taste, he hasn’t tasted anything like it before.>>84673121Wot not made of sugar¿ Then WHY would it be called a candy¿I also don't like it, it smells so bad.>Wait, NOW, ho shit, Wha-et is rock hard from that weird ass candy....>No issue, just gotta play it cool, with a pillow that covers his entire front, hiding his raging shame behind it>Just gotta get the hair for Beryl and that’s it>Wha-et opens the door and sees Doro standing in it“Omg HAII Doro, haven’t seen you in Huuuu WAAAY back¡ since the WHOLE Jackson thing, right¿”>He is oddly short of breath, his tail wagging surprisingly fast.>>84673205Wuh, change it up¿ Teleo there is no next plan THIS two weeks plan is the last plan I’ll ever need¡Well... your observation is CHEATING, you are a good cheater spy¡ I’ll make a two hour long video pinning the implications on Doro, everyone will have to believe it. Could have been an exciting overpowered move... once again, my creativity is stifled.That anon is a fellow Eevee¡ the eeveehood binds us together¡ I am FIIIINE; I only licked it¡ exploratory lick, like all the things I’ve tasted before. I must say, that stuff is quite potent, I am not a fan of the side effects... it was kind of tasty tho, wish it was only the flavor. I forgot I wanted one until now. Teleo, I want a rare candy¡ I might be weak to TOXIC types but I am not THAT weak¡
>>84673121That's their decision. Not mine. A shop can't turn away a paying customer, that's bad for business.>>84673205Same as above, wet lizard. I'm no hack slinging low-quality stuff. I sell only what I guarantee.>>84673666Ah, I got a few already. Mostly for disguises.... Why would anyone work for free? You don't get money that way.I am not captureable. You don't want to know.>Good luck, that Boner is gonna last a while. Unless tended to. And it might even reignite with another lick of the candy. >It's worth it. And the quality - if the pink can recognize such - is very high. The good shit.
>>84673205It's always something on this thread. I tried to tell him it was a bad idea, but you know how it is...>>84673666Humans are weird like that. If it was just candy you could buy it at any pokemart for cheap.Yeeeep>Doro is totally unaware of the side-effects of Wha-et's "Rare Candy">Though delivering the strand of hair is a nice excuse to check to make sure Wha-et hasn't gotten himself poisoned or overdosed by eating the whole thing at once>Thankfully Doro's worries ease a bit when Wha-et opens the door."Heya Wha-et! Yeah it's been a bit, huh? How is he anyway? Doing well?">He has noted the odd behavior. Sure it could be explained away by Wha-et being the hyperactive fairy he always is, buuuut with the context of his recent deal...>The fox steps inside, still observing Wha-et carefully>>84673749Can't sweet talk your way out of this one! For now though it's all hypothetical.
>>84672688>>84673656>Damn, he should have brought a cross.>And some holy water.>And, out of the mist, comes the second hurdle!>He seems nice.>Jerm remembers the briefing on Pins... Still dangerous, obviously, but not Mag."... Hello.">As polite as ever, ah hah hah. >But being patted down is a bit humiliating...>And if pins gets anywhere NEAR his chest, he'll receive a glare that would make even arceus himself take a backwards step.>IF he even approaches the booba."We're clear.">This swamp of corpses has a LOT of security...
>>84663773Exactly, and I did NOT give anyone else the G word pass. That’s exclusive to me.And you, if I give you the pass. Honorarily. Weird question, but, you seen any other Ground types around here? I feel like they’re lacking…>>84667708What the hell’s a rare cand-eand how is it different from a rare candy?>>84671708I don’t know, Taner. I think if you were sarcastic at me, I’d just be mad. I don’t feel like I’d enjoy YOUR brand of sarcasm. Just a hunch. Depends, really. Nothing personal.Gligar are bright PINK! Come on! If we get a Pokemon with three types, it’ll probably a legendary. Or something. But you’re right, it does seem like an impossible thing.Well children could probably ride me, at least. So I’d have to WHACK them off me. When I say “ride” I mostly mean them grabbing onto all my limbs and hanging on for dear life. Which I do NOT approve of! I’m telling you, it’s not “attacking” them if they’re all up in my freaking grill! Personal space! Kinda kills the thrill, but whatever. Ew. That blood sounds kinda gross. I mean, I know it’s not that different. Hmmmmm. I don’t think I’ve ever had formerly frozen blood. No clue how that tastes. I waaaaas basically just asking about the human blood banks, I was curious about that part. Oh well. This conversation kinda killed my craving, I think I’m gonna wait on… all that.That was a joooke, they aren’t cooped up anymore and now I only have like 1. The most I ever had at once was around 7. And that was back when I was trying to set up a fighting ring, and I needed to transport them all easier. They’re all released now, though they might be linked to some… unregistered pokeballs. That’s probably a good thing, right? I’ve removed their risk of being captured! I just thought it’d be nice to have at least one still with me, so if I’m ever ambushed I can call upon BACKUP. Or a DISTRACTION. Which is way more accurate, lol.
>>84673656>>84673937>Ahhh right, timeline shenanigans>Poor Kong, been in hospital limbo for several months now>Operating on the assumption that she currently has a wand of some sort then, Pins is going to attempt to confiscate it.>Keyword being attempt, because it's doubtful Phoxy is going to just casually let him take it>Likewise any items that could potentially be used in battle or even pokegear are taken too>Pins takes no chances. He's very thorough in the pat down department>This is not a subtle body check. He's checking everywhere. Ear fluff, tummy fluff, back fluff, leg fluff. Kirlia skirt, Kirlia hair. Even them big phox/kirlia titties be getting searched too. >Zero restraint. Pins ignores the glares he gets from Jeremy. Or any other reaction that isn't physical>As for Torchstar's bad side, it's sweltering, even for a fire-type, standing this close to the hole in her head. Out of the corner of your eye you can see embers dancing, as if there's a fire just out of sight>It's a strange feeling. A sort of more inner uncomfortable sweatiness rather than an exterior. >There's a glare to it as well. It, oddly, doesn't actually produce that much light, but your eyes are reacting as if it's quite bright indeed>Phoxy may detect some strange psychic emissions standing this close to Torchstar. It's lingering feelings of destruction but also glee>Not great, Bob.
>>84673666You keep saying that. Nothing ever happens.Not my fault my eyesight and observations are good, you’re just a hater! Wow, creating a callout post on trainer Doro? I’m sure it will 100% be the truth and not false allegations. You aren’t even a fighter, why do you want a move like that?Wait you licked it?!? Side effects????? Dear lord Arceus, ok, I’m taking you to the center… Are you at the house?>>84673749I somehow don’t believe you.>>84673917Telling Wha-et no is a yes to him. Ugh, time to drag him to a nurse…
>>84674050>As nice as Phoxy can ever be.>If Pins tries to take hold of Phoxy's wand.>Pic related will happen, guaranteed.>Same for her Pokegear, she'll burn the whole swamp down.>And she has the strength to do it.>So he's free to try.>But that won't end well for him.>As he gets close from it, he will hear a growl from her that says "danger">Surprisingly she does effort for the rest, but her wand and personal items, that's a no-no.>If this doesn't convince him, she'll just let her aura flare up for just a moment.>As an intimidation.>That Torchstar is weird.>So is everyone else in a way.>No wonder she doesn't want to deal with Kauket.>Weirdos.
>>84673954And what an honor that would be. Around here, as in posting on Porychan? Hmmm, I don’t think so. There -are- people on here that have ground types on their teams though. They are a rarity within our little group here it seems. I wonder why.
>>84663773ask and ye shall receive>>84655432"Yeah, I guess...">The reassurance also helps>popping one of his arms out of the coil, he starts waving"Bye Farad, thank you for everything!">>84669245>A paw raises, ready to bap>...no, not yet. It's a sacred privilege, it's power must be used sparingly"So this is your- ...so this is home?">the walk and the train ride weren't long themselves, but coupled with the long flight and early morning, Jackson immediately flopped on the couch before looking around and taking it all in>>84673749wait so you're just selling boner candy? That doesn't sound like something to be so sketchy over you can just get pills like that over the counter
>>84663014>>84663773>Then...>Barye is unaware yet of how truly strange he looks>Watching the exchange go with unblinking eyes"I have been granted permission to bring Farad home. You may come, yes?">>84661129>Barye has been licked>Barye is still unphased
>>84676212Aaaaaaah! So cute!! I feel like Halloween this year is going to be a lot of fun!>>84676212>>84669245>Teleo peers down at Wha-et’s tablet, honestly curious about Jackson’s new found Internet popularity>Seems like he’s a small hit with how animated the fairy is at taking all these photos, he’s never seen Wha-et’s ribbons instantly snap photos in such quick succession like thi-“Holy shit”>Teleo’s eye bugs out as historian of thought dissipates witnessing the number of likes some of these posts have gotten>Seems like humans on Pokegram really -do- like their cats!“…Those outfits would look really cute…”>Seems Wha-et isn’t the only one who would want to see Jackson to play dress up>Of course, the zealousness of the Sylveon might become a bit much if the Internet fame goes to his head, like it seems to be doing already, so it’s good that the kitty is keeping his bapping privileges in mind>With their dutiful leader confidently trotting and swaying his hips down the street towards their destination, Teleo’s little cottage house slowly comes into view>A quaint home. Clearly old like most of the buildings in this historic town, but the vibes are comfy with it sitting up with a nice view of the ocean in the second floor balcony>Teleo fishes out the key and opens up the door, gesturing for the two to enter“Welcome home!”>Inside leads to a living room connected to a small kitchen, one glass sliding door revealing a little backyard, and on the opposite side of the room, a hallway with a set of stairs going to Teleo’s room and two doors at the end, one for a bathroom and the other the guest room>Or, Jackson’s room, now>The lizard leans his and the Meowth’s bags by the door and flops onto the couch next to the cat, sighing in relief their long journey is finally ended“Wha-et dear ca you get something for Jackson and I too? Man I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed tonight…”
>>84673749Sure disguises, you know that being a CUTE eevee even if it’s to evade the RANGERS it’s STILL being a cute eevee¿NO idea, I’d say he does it for the bitched, but he has NO bitches¡Same, hummie’s pokeballs just don’t work on me.AS song as it’s SUGAR it’s a CANDY.>>84673917>Wha-et isn’t DUMB, he is WHIMSICAL, of course he won’t swallow the entire thing,>The whole power surge mumbo jumbo gets distilled down and only apparent in his bottom area.>Maybe because that’s the only area that sees any action, lazy sylveon“Ho he is doing GREAT, has already earned tons of FOLLOWS in Pokegram, you should see his HUUUU newest outfits, they are to die for¡”>Wha-et’s dumpy frame obscures most of the pillow under him>Wha-et was half blocking the entrance, but Doro easily goes around him, letting hims seeing the pillow and where it is blocking>Wha-et saves face by sitting down, now looks like he is hugging a pillow“Did you brought a strand of your mane¿ BERYL said he will TEST us¡”>There is the obvious smell that he was just trying to get rid of his shame.>>84674120Ho it is HAPPENING¡ you’ll see, everymon will see.Nooo, let’s try again, in what number am I thinking of¿ It will bee all TRVEE, it’s a mutual cancelation assurance¡ Idk, seems useful, like all those water moves, free WATER¡Relaaaax, it was a SMALL quick lick¡ the only side effect is huuuuu something I’d rather not HAVE nurses deal with¡>>84676212>>84676827“They would right¿ We need to cutemaxx ASAAAP”>And such Jackson future doll pokemon destiny is sealed>But the cat keeps his rightful BAPPING abilities in check“Sure I have a Cupcake, and soda here¡ lemme just”>He grabs one of each and lays them on the table next to Jackson>Then he quickly goes up the stairs his hips swinging with each step, and jumps on the bed with a very audible **CREEECK**>Poor Jackson might not be able to sleep in some nights.
>>84677669I’m seeing. Oh I’m seeing alright, you know how good my senses are. And I don’t see anything!! At this point I think your plan is just to gaslight everyone that something -did- happen at some point…You aren’t thinking of a number, you’re thinking about the pizza we’re having tonight. But what if someone uses Prok and it says you’re lying? Imagine being called out like that, you might even start losing followers for all the false allegations! I’m not sure explosions are more useful than water. You and Fremont ever seem to mesh well together.Well who knows how concentrated that drug is! What side effect do you not want them dealing with? Why are you being vague about it? You’re starting to worry me, do you need help or something??
>>84664215I meeeeanactuallyI am inviting you, but do tell me in advance if you come>>84667340last time a drug peddler showed up here turns around he was an international terrorist sooooooo>>84671708>Farad"You have heard enough of Sam speaking against the League. I add to that that I think that the League lacks imagination.">Stopping eating to think for a bit"That tournament in doubles though? Would be a mess."
>>84622989>Yes>She waves her hand"Oh, don't worry about that. There's too much on the line now for me to have the luxury of fucking up. I've got a couple hundred Pokemon and people down there working on mass producing berries and livestock. I get into a severe enough fight, it could jeopardize the whole thing. That's also why I'm retiring, I've got a lot more to lose these days.">She shrugs"Again though, I was getting tired of it anyway, so that's just as well.">A small sigh follows"Well... If that's who I think it is, and the submarine I think it is, I'm sorry to say I haven't been in touch with them in... About two years now. They could be just about anywhere.">And they also would not be happy to see her>Sekhmet shakes her head"I think by now that's just gonna have to be between me and her. I mean, you can be there for it if you want I guess, but all of that is ancient history, gonna feel pretty out of the loop.">Oh neat, she'll keep that card then!"Honestly considering just how much time there's been between her death and you finding her, there could've been a number of reasons. 'Course Ghosts sometimes only reappear decades after their actual death, but... Yeah.">She nods"Well you two certainly seem destined to be together forever, at any rate.">Sekhmet wishes she could have someone like that, but hell she might not even be ready for such a commitment herself to begin with>She laughs!"I guess that makes two of us then! I've been the source of so many conspiracy theories and local legends just because someone caught a glimpse of me mid-transformation... I mean I -try- to be discreet, but... Anyway.">One last nod before she leaves"Yeah, I noticed that. Seems like Taner is rubbing off on you too, except in the "Taking in as many rescue Pokemon under your roof as possible" aspect, hah.">She waves goodbye"Well, I'm getting out of your hair- or whatever is the closest equivalent. Good luck, and call me."(True...)
>>84676827Oh right! We're gonna have to coordinate on a group costume now!>>84677669"Does this mean I'm gonna be famous?">Jackson can only imagine some of the things he's going to have to wear>but like he said he does like to dress up...>holding his soder in one paw, he soon slouches across Teleo's lap"I don't wanna sleep but I don't wanna move">he probably should check his room out at some point>but he was laaaaaaazy"...your couch is really comfy.">>84673917>>84677669>Speak of the devil, the meowth's voice comes calling from the hallway"Whaaaaa-eeeeet, you still wanted to do that photo-shoot today, right? I got all dressed and everything, didn't you say something about the 'algae rhythm' or whatever?">He steps into the room
>>84672321That's the way to do it.>>84633369(True. Maybe when we do the flashbacks, Titan could take a vee or two with him as additional safety/witness (not that Taner wouldn't trust Titan to do the right thing even when he's not around, but he might not think it's safe to go alone over to someone's place when they want you dead) and that way we get to play the scene)(Likewise and good evening!)
>>84678875"...Oh, Doro! Hey Doro!"
>>84676212>>84676796>Teleo nods and follows Barye as he goes to pick up Farad>Once the eel has been retrieved, the lizard joins Jackson in waving him goodbye“We’ll see you around Farad. Hope your recovery goes well. You have your own pokegear? We can stay in touch if you’d like”>>84677669>>84678875“I think you already might be on the way, especially if Wha-et starts dressing you up and stuff. He’s surprisingly savvy when it comes to his online presence”>Only cute things Jackson!>…The stuff that would get the fairy’s account terminated can just be between the three of them~>Cupcake in one hand, and soder in the other, Teleo thanks Wha-et for the snacks before he watches the Sylveon sway upstairs>The loud creak makes him blush, realizing someone else was now in the house that could hear that>He swears it never made so much noise until recently…>A distraction. Yes, a bit of cupcake will suffice to take his mind off of that issue. Teleo is about to bite into his sugary treat when he feels Jackson rest down against his lap, head between his legs, causing him to feeeze and blush even harder“F-fair, haha, the uh, couch is pretty comfy, yeah. Had to get one I could sleep on back when I couldn’t walk upstairs”>He sets his snack down and starts petting Jackson’s head“Want me to uh, carry you to your room so you can get a nap in? Or uh, guess you could just crash here too, haha. You can sleep wherever you want, it’s your home too y’know”
