/beta/
and I live in the mouth of a... homie!
any friendbusers
who you gonna call friendbusters
where the high contrast ankha horse asshole cubs
frack me mr peanut butter
hey ladies, I'm Frack!SHIT*blows whistle*
wally be like
hog rideeeeeeeeeer
bump
murder issofucking kawaii
kawaii ne?
despite all the sendies, I'll soldier on through the flames with all my betas
i dont know you man
despite all my rage my cock is still locked in a cage
>>84660150hehe
the lonely homer lisa maggie bart marge wife
my 1tb ssd says 930gb why do they lie to me
the simpsons r34
that bitch better have dram
>>84659786i already said that joke
>>84660262I dont read the thread when theres too much wallyposting it gets boring so I probably skipped your post
>>84659995i used to be able to do this when i was 18
>>84660232base 2 versus base 10get fucked
>>84660307cockwhore
taking a beta to the cinema so we can watch monsters university together
dont buy no weed from the gas station
best of zach graham's number
>>84660371it did feel more like sucking cock than having my cock sucked
Greetings, My Niggers
>>84660529i bet you liked that
did somebody say "New York?"
The amazing goonable burger
gooning to game grumps compilations
Top 1000 ecchi game grump moments
is just me, myself and my chastity cage
>>84660736you're so perfect, weight gaining nonny
>>84660912there are at least 2
gooning to game grumps compilations but they're cut to oneyplays length
>>84661074good
should be more
I'm cumming my jorts
this kicks like a wally with his heroin wrapped in pedo-proof duct tape
im a black person pretending to be white
I can't stop stimming these lineshttps://x.com/i/status/2087078739343450516
not clicking your virus link wally
:(
breaking bad but instead of needing money for chemo he uses the money for prohibitively expensive homeopathic remedies and dies before it gets interesting
that's slightly funny
tranny who really likes breaking bad and chose esmeralda as their name
>>84662086thanks, how do you feel about "canadian breaking bad be like S1E1 - Euthanasia"
>>84662100that's funny too
>>84662100btw how do you feel about pluribus
i used to like scat, specifically watching womens assholes stretched by a hard log, but then i joined the workforce and became a misogynist because all my female coworkers are annoying entitled retards and now scat doesnt get me hard anymore
>>84662126I haven't seen it but I plan on watching it sometime, just haven't gotten around to it, maybe after I go through breaking bad and bcs again>>84662105much appreciated
>>84662146okay have fun
>>84662137that's great sweetie, how's the job hunt coming along?
bro doesnt know how to read
no I just assumed he'd since lost his job because he's so open with talking about his scat fetish
pissed the bed again award
cant decide whether to be your maid or your mommy but one thing is for certain: im taking your sheets and im huffing then
personally i dont think there was enough porn of nagi usui
suisei has lots of porn wdym
marie has a therapist appointment at 8pm in this episode, which is batshit insane
>>84661864need someone to record "milly yumemi" in that voice
i dont know why i check job listings when im not qualified for any of them
>>84663740same but to be fair they don't expect you to have ALL the stuff in the description
>>84663743whats the point of writing this shit if youre not even gonna ask a question isnt the whole point of a "ask X" subreddit to ask questions to that group of people
>>84663854there's a reason their girlfriend left them
>>84663768but they expect you to have the most important one like knowing what the job is even about. i dont have any qualifications for anything
you are qualified to kill yourself
to be qualified for something you need to practice that thing and no one can practice killing themselves so that makes no sense
>>84663743>subreddit called askAGP>no question in sight
you're qualified to eat my shit
spam
why cant i have a friend that gets me some nepo hire at a fake job im at least able to do i just want to be normal i just want to feel normal
yeah man thats tough me personally i stopped using discord a week ago and no one has dmd me
>>84665846you can walk into any corporate building and go take a shit in their bathrooms
fuck off from my thread failed normalfag
im the main character every post is about me
u smell like shit
>>84665993except this one
>>84666270women should be racist though
me when im in a poop competition
I like how doordash has to constantly offer coupons for almost every restaurant option because that's the only way it can be even remotely affordable
>>84666270>white fragilitylmao
when im in a fragility competition and my opponent attaches lol, lmao, and kek to the end of their posts
when im in a fragility competition and my opponent is a nigger
>>84666270i like 50% of this but i could do without the race stuff and the trans stuff then it would be really nice
pee coming
>>84666575>>84666601>>84666624yall fragility showing rn tho
>>84666830I'm not sure there's even 10% left after that
yeah i like the sandwich but could i get no meat and no cheese and no vegetables and no bread
i recommend you order the poop
me when i eat butter
very good sir what wine should i pair with that
buttah wine
buttah poopy
did a fart and it smelled like poop
so true
how it feels chewing 5poop
trannies hate harry potter cause they know the mirror of erised would show them as a girl
>>84667042i love it
personal poop pizza
trannies hate harry potter cause they know the mirror of erised would show them as a man
im so damn fucking full fuck
what u eat
a smoothie with 2 bananas and protein powder. the bananas are too ripe and i don't wanna throw them away, I'll have to eat the same for breakfast tomorrow because there's other 2 bananas left
eat poop instead
imagine having a girlfriend, that'd be crazy
imagine pooping
i do that every day multiple times a day, it feels really good most of the time
I'm gonna kill praxis!
when u eat but wanna eat more
the other day someone called me out for being a black person pretending to be white, i panicked a little bit because it had never happened before but i quicky regained my composure and everything went fine
you wagies aren't posting fast enough, stop posting again right the fuck now you bunch of actual idiots
smear poop on your face
bro said stop posting again
bro fell for the reverse psychology hehe
grown ass stocker typing hehe
adrian lupascu vs. wally who is the biggest pedophile rap battle
epic poop
the way a ßeta celebrates after they successfully post a ßßç after getting mad
what do you get for completing the gun course with the highest score in jak II?
a ßßç inside your mouth
wow I think they expect you to get it like perfect to get the gold trophy
do it for the ßßç anon
the golden poopy
too many wagies not enough neets
not enough poopy
there's never enough poop
when its time to make a poopy
made a pie
poop on it
>>84670887you need to find a new thread its like they always said the spammers fucking won
made a poop pie
chicken poop pie
i wonned
>>84670906yeah youre right, i just dont know where else to go. i dont fit in anywhere and dont want to bore or annoy people with my presence
you are where you belong
what kind of pie
ploopy pie
>>84671075i kinda feel the same way because im really boring and have nothing to say i just comment on what other people say and yeah sometimes i get a few LOLs and lmaos and people often say im really funny but at the end of the day im still just as alone as when i woke up in the morning
no one says that
one time even a woman told me i was really funny and that i shouldnt worry about being a loser because atleast im funny
no she didnt
>>84671208i used to be able to reply to others and try to make myself a part of the group but i just cant anymore. i only reply to direct questions in very dry ways and can feel the other people get annoyed with me but i cant do anything else i just dont want to take up more space than i shouldbut its been a while since i tried socialising at all now
>>84671269yeah she did and also i wasnt even talking to her directly when she said that so she must have actually thought i was
>>84671208>>84671254Lol you're just clown, not even a court jester. Honk your nose for me, silly lonely clown
stop making up shit loser
all i took for beta to finally colapse was me posting pooping really hard rn
poopbending
>>84671348yeah thats what did it youre pretty powerful
>>84671367im the fucking goat
he fuckin a goat
>>84671288you should probably try because practice makes perfect and also going outside of your comfort zones makes you more adaptable and better at being more casual i bet
normalqueer tier post
toriel pussy
>>84671431ive tried enough for one lifetime. i was always destined for the life of a hermit
today i don't feel like exercising and i don't know why
did you poop
>>84671508me every day
>>84671600yes sir >>84671624i know
gonna exercise for 3 minutes and then just play a videogame
>>84662961Whoever is posting these, my beautiful transfemme friends who are basically women and don't look like men at all love them and use them as inspo so please keep it up.
>>84671654trutrannies wouldnt be in beta liar
>>84671654i just like bellies
>>84671654if i add you can you point me to their direction so i can pay them?
imagine living in an anime world where most of the fat goes to your belly and not to your arms, face cheeks and culo, that'd be crazy
>>84671758mine mostly goes to my belly
what if you could poop out fat
chubby arms are so cute
"trust me the pov shot of daxter looking at tess' tits followed by a scene where he binges on alcohol and gets hammered is essential to the plot" - naughty dog employee circa 2003
>>84671831can i squish it >>84671876they really are, and they look so weak too
>>84671695Nah I just curate funny posts and images from beta to send to one who further curates them to send to another. The first visited once but got scared off
>>84671753Post tag
>>84672020Lol you're a bitch for some trannies
pretending my belly is a face and squeezing itbwwoirgg i want food oom nom nom
>>84672020no one even posts images
>>84672020i cannot think of anything more pathetic than replyguying for trannies
"also I have a contact at ubisoft who told me the setting and plot of their next game beyond good and evil so we'll just copy it exactly but add an empty open world and guns and the ability to steal cars like GTA and fuck it man add tony hawk's pro skater in there too who cares jak talks now" - that same naughty dog employee circa 2003
whats replyguying
>>84672067Well the chubby poster has been and they’ve scored well with audiences, wanted to give him feedback>>84672051They’re fun and sometimes they let me send
>>84672146the mindset necessary to being a replyguy
all it took to bring beta down was a guy pooping really hard
The Pooper Who Brought Down /beta/
i saw some ßetas in another thread posting their ßßç porn
Origin Of /theta/: The Pooping Split That Divided A Thread
Naruto roar
poop roar
roar roar fight the poopies
do the poop roar
we need to find the bottom anon and kill him
>>84672411im gonna find him and protect him
I'm looking for the mother of john pooper
>>84672474you cant protect no one
jarvis bring up every /beta/ post that contains the word "cuz"
i said forget about it cuh
dinner in an hour
>>84672639oh you're sure about it this time must have won those bets today
gonna watch anime and wait for dinner
>>84672557*shoots a diarrea cannon all over your face* say that again
*opens two doctor strange portals to redirect the diarrhea cannon blast back onto you*
*deflects*
nothing beats the poop
pooping hard rn
dinner 40 minutesish
maybe sooner?
poop for dinner
poop dinner
im starving.... i need poop...
okay that's it I'll take a break from the thread for a month see you later guys
wonder what he posted
a photo of adrian lupascu
lapoopoo
>>84673092Fuck this is hot... oink...
oink for me poopy
gonna eat dinner then take a nice shower then stay up watching anime or maybe read a VN
>>84673400oink oink dada >,< I literally have diarrhea as well... its been killing me for 5 days and I feel very weak...
what the fuck
>>84673438poopy piggy diarrhea piggy
when ur trying to enjoy dinner but ur bitch mom keeps yapping in ur ear
took a shower but its still light out i'll wait till the sun goes down for maximum cozy before watching more anime
why is the baby a different color? the bull should be the father so this doesnt jibe with my cuck fantasies
Walmart has denied banning comedian Damon Darling for buying customers' groceriesThe chain claims he "repeatedly violated our policies through disruptive behavior and trespassing"
wally be like I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too
what percent of people into poop got molested it has to be the be around 80 percent right
ask the expert mr poop daniels
I eat poop but I wasn't molested
we are poopy kirkwe carry the turdwe'll fight for the toiletwe'll honor his words
i dont like the beta poop arc
arc? this my life nigga
korra having sex with that newly made airbender otaku living with his mom
someone go request that in the gen thread i posted wrong
>>84674940this arc will last forever
when you had energy to do something but then it all disappeared
did you p00p really hard by any chance
quitting & giving away the $1000 ive earned so far doing this. most enticing dm request in 24 hours gets all 1k#2dfd #findom
I ate the lettuce at the Taco Belland now I got that taco smell
farted
/slop/ is so funny cause its a few people genning slop and then a group of people making quirky one liners like they're in some kind of movie
i need to get a job to build the rest of my pc because i only have the gpu and the peripherals pretty much
>>84675430thats kinda just beta
they ran out of jobs
we can't make anymore jobs. we don't know how.
i wanna take nap so i just lay down in bed and close my eyes but i can't do it, then i grab my phone and browse /beta/ while feeling really tired...
when the sun goes down daddy comes out to play
my dick is not getting as hard as it usually does because I've been masturbating too often
that means you should lessen the frequency of your masturbations
yes, thank you. im gonna try to. i miss when my balls would feel heavy from so much accumulated semen
just ate a cookie and some ice cream so hopefully the sugar crash will help me nap
it gone make ya shit
ok guys jump into discord movie night is about to start
poop vs shit
what's the movie
bitches that shit (2021)
spiderman vs doctor strange was so corny
betaman vs doctor poop
the cookie and ice cream worked, i just woke up from my nap and it lasted a little over an hour
have you considered ingesting poison to nap permanently
i did that once and got Isekai'd into /beta/
Is falling in love with a trip kind of like the "pretty woman" falling in love with a prostitute situation?
your heart is a river that flows from your chest to every organ
>>84678806no, every woman is a prostitute anyways, and the tripfag is a faggot or a tranny anyways so probably even more promiscuous than a girl
