Brush your teeth EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84625396OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
i got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
>>84661700Listen if you needed help replacing the lost semen you should have asked me.
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
my panties are so nasty when I peel them off it sounds like two velcro sneakers killing each other
>>84661743Charlie…
>>84662017Thought that was some Kill la Kill fanart at first.
>>84661831>>84661836>>84661842>>84661850Vox would never
>>84662177>Voxfag artist drawing ooc slopmust be a day ending with "y"
Deer floof
>>84662927Cute and canon!
Remember, these are the only canon characters of Hazbin Hotel. No canon outside of the Pilot has been established yet.
The eeper
>>84663524Cute guy.
>>84663524>>84663600Disgusting creature
getting bad vibes from this..
>>84663670Sera...
>>84663670But enough about you.Look how cute Lucifer ragebaits Al.
>>84663775Killing Lucifer for annoying the deer slightly
>>84664058What a cute guy.
When they make Octavia a dyke for Loona you just know I’m blasting my shit smoove off.
>>84661674>pery tormented by his big fat cock>coming home after a long day and letting it flop out of his pants with a loud guttural sigh>whole body shuddering at the sweet release of pressure>sometimes he drags his pants and underwear down a millimetre at a time biting his lip until it eventually gives way making him shudder and groan>he can never accidentally get hard in public or it's a fucking nightmare
I need your finest ChaggiesI am filled with lust for those two womenOr even just Vaggie
>>84664142Octavia is bi like all women. She just hasn't been properly loved yet.
>>84664261Lucifer probably smells very pleasant.
>>84664434of course he does he's white
>>84664553True.
>>84664188
I love White people.
>>84664992Me too
>>84661850>>84661842>>84661836>>84661831More plz
>>84665416Val gets to fuck this...
>>84664245All women are bi but that doesn't mean they're all bisexual. They can also be:>Bilingual >Bipolar >Or just a bitch
>>84664737Arrigato
>>84664188Their love is blasphemous and vile, enjoy this cute and canon wholesome pairing instead.
>>84666193Beautiful
>>84666214Love these two so much
>>84665416Adam got fucked by this…
>>84666176True but they are still all bisexual. I just don't believe someone would reject a 10/10 cutie offering companionship.
>>84666389Please do not sexualize lute she is for adam only
>>84666593Lute is not not sexualizable.
this possum is so FAT...
>>84666857Rape it
>>84661831>>84661836>>84661842>>84661850Vox loves black kweens
>>84667303Das rite
1 of the 2 guys I would date.
>>84667174The candy girl is cute
>>84667955I think that's a guy.
>>84668051Citation needed
>>84668051Meat draw u fucking candy guy
>>84668227Well there are the tranny colors.
>>84668369We can't have blue/pink/white color palettes anymore without someone linking it to trannies, fuck this gay Earth
>>84661831>>84661836>>84661842>>84661850>Vox with a womanNice joke
>>84667772who is the other one?
>>84668719Stolas.
>>84668754Stolis is such a hottie
(You) made the sandwich
>>84668754Not a bad bird
>>84669135Cute guy
Stolas is a great bird.
>>84669308He can be Lewd.>>84669135He can be CuteAnd he can be both at once.
>>84664737Lute...
>>84669308I need a cutie like him~
pead birb...
What are some characters that you just can't see as their canon sexualities?
>>84670095Andy isn't gay, he wants to fuck his sister
>>84670095That pussy of Abel is not straight
>>84670095Sera, she doesn’t come across as someone who cares about relationships
Is Brandon Rogers /ourgay/?https://x.com/vivziereceipts/status/2049221964674322927
>>84670095Sammy-Ray. He deffo likes raping man-butt.
>>84670434The fact that there's an entire account dedicated to showing how "problematic" vivziepop is is fucking embarrassing
>>84670495Viv should have just made him an HSTS tranny, they tend to be far more tolerable than the AGP transbians
>>84670588You should see the one based on Zach Hadel
>>84670588They got mad at viv for going to mcdonalds lol
>>84670095It's literally just Vox for me
>>84670495Made for impcest only.
>>84670623>HSTSim not a /tttt/ lurker what does this mean
>>84671247“Homosexual Transexual”, basically a gay person who identifies as trans
>>84669349bi pery?
>>84671679>>84669349No.Birds are Just Pretty.
>>84670095I cannot see Mammon as ace. Not this isn’t me coping I see him as someone with multiple lovers
>>84670095Vassago is Pan
>>84665090>>84664992it must hurt really fucking bad not to grow up around White people
>>84670095Vox and VelvetteAin't no way either of them are interested in women
>>84670782Damn twitter, cool it with the fatphobia
>>84670717Nta but I need a link to this. I want to laugh
crim's not happy at moxxie's health...
>>84672643that’s a thicc crimson, and a fat ass moxxie.
>>84672046Whenever I feel sad I remember that I'm White while most people aren't.
>>84670095Velvette is not a lesbian. Hell, she clearly gets off on Vox and Valentino being an item in season one.
>>84672102They’re each other’s exceptions.
>>84673127A lot of fujos and fag hags identify as lesbian
>>84673127Not arguing you but>What are lesbian fujos
>>84670926
humoids...
>>84674146cute and lewd
>>84674146Pery has this waiting in his bed
Lesbian fujo sounds like an oxymoron.
>>84675793I recall one lesbian fujo saying that yuri for her just made her feel lonely/"god i wish that were me" and yaoi was easier to not project on and was just romance/drama she could relax and enjoy
>>84675822This is how it is for me. I see happy lesbian couples irl/in fiction and I pine terribly. I want a gf....
do gay male yuri fans exist?
>>84676055I think that Drive-Away Dolls movie by Ethan Coen was kinda sick
>>84676141You like too many men meat…
>>84676055I would be called a troon if I did
>>84676641Lucifer will find it first.
I will cuck Vox by fucking Alastor!
>>84668687Thank you for all the nice Chaggies I really do appreciate it>>84666193Guitarspear chuds: do not reply to me or other Chaggie posters ``please''
>>84676693Every male sinner in hell....
>>84676693Vaggie...
what if Lute kills Val?
>>84676804I feel like I'm going crazy when I see Viv or Smiles woobify or rave about this fucking guy
ChaggieCHADs: reading the gnostic gospels and discovering the hidden truths of personal godhood in between work and sets at the gymGuitarspearCHUDs: waking up at 6 30pm and going on vrchat to argue with minore about cartoons that stopped airing in 2003
>>84676804Sounds like the second best option if they chicken out from Angel killing him
>>84676693Adam...
>>84676804The use of "misogyny" here is stupid considering both men and women get trafficked by Val
>>84676913Funniest thing is it expects me to feel bad for the exorcists.
For real tho every Adam fan I've run into was some shut in with an autistic robot bf and a failing etsy or vgen side hustle. I have no idea why they all project onto Lute she would look down in disgust on all you foids
>>84676926Average Twitter moralfag talking about Hazbin Hotel is just>Genocide GOOD>Rape BAD
>>84676936I'm picturing Charlie yelling YIPPEE like that coca cola and fortnite german kid
>>84676641
How to get to Alastor's heart? His ribcage, of course!
>>84676176I am ALLOWED to save and post art of things
>>84676823*spanks you*
Let me pull up to that bumper and smack dat monkey.
I will cuck Lute by fucking Adam!
>>84677210Lilith...
>>84670365Abel is just saving himself...
>>84661667Colgate sucks, use Sensodyne
>>84676823Based Adamfags
>>84677114*teleports behind you*
>>84677403I use baking soda
>>84666255Must...impregnate...Octavia....
Exorcist girls didn’t nothing wrong and they are extremely cute
>>84677507The exorcist army is the IDF of the hellaverse
>>84677498Stolas...
>>84676804i hope he sticks around to piss more people off lmao
Octavia, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
The Adam chudettes fail to understand that the Chaggie chuds get really really mad and jealous when they see nerdy women fall for the kinds of jocks that bullied them in high school, when they should instead be dating sensitive and intelligent dorks (like themselves)
>>84677507Vaggie deep down...
>>84677555I mean Vaggi does have a giant nose
Vox but he loves little girls.
Deer but me penious is within him
>>84676991fuck that tv
>>84677631Based and same. Greatest rapist in western animation history.
>>84676974Genocide is forgiveable if you are a hot woman
Genocide everyone I don't like. Except the ladies. They can take turns kissing me.
>>84677774>>84677808Adam…
>>84677631>>84677746Remember when the official hellaverse twitter account tweeted thirst traps of Val and everyone got mad?
>>84677892*smooches*
>>84677631I hope Val gets a lot of catchy songs in season 3.I hope Val and Vox have a sex scene in season 3.I hope human Val is hot and it makes Twitter seethe.I hope Val almost dies but doesn't and it makes Twitter seethe.I hope Val in season 3 spawns seven billion 2 hour video essays from seething teenage girls about how him not being killed off is a human rights violation against all women.
>>84677929Charlie...
>>84677891Yes, it was hilarious.
>>84677891They didn't give a shit when they thirst trapped Vox, the reason nobody likes Val is because he's ugly.
>>84677975If Vox was a confirmed rapist they would care
NBK arc with Velvette.
Val raped me…
>>84678038Lucky...
>>84677990Nah, they love Vox anyway because he had his poor fee-fees hurt and is attractive. He SA'd Alastor and mindraped Angel and runs a rape empire and they selectively ignore it.
>Adam Chuddette Imagine the smell…
>>84678051>the collective meltdown from Voxfags when that video essay saying he's a sexual assaulting pervert (literally canon) came outSome Voxniggers live on another planet
>>84678051I've unironically seen Voxfags on Twitter say that Vox isn't as bad as Val because he "just" sexually harasses people instead of rapes them. It's a funny cognitive dissonance so they don't feel like bad people for wanting to fuck the evil TV man. They will bitch about how Val is the most evil character in the entire show and all of his fans are rape apologists and they want him to die but his boyfriend that enables him and recruits sinners to work for him is totally fine.You can enjoy his more sympathetic qualities but if you claim to be a Vox fan and can't accept that he's evil and twisted and fucked in the head, then you aren't a real Vox fan. Simple as that.
mothfags need to admit to themselves that he'd be popular if he wasn't an ugly bald bug
>>84678148Alastor should've been meaner to him
>>84678068Shea butter, probably
>>84678173On a similar note I've seen Alastorfags on Twitter who woobify the fuck out of him
>>84678202He's done nothing wrong>oh noooo muh cannibalism Who fucking cares
>>84678148At this point only having fucking rape someone explicitily on-screen in the show will be enough to make them realize that he's almost in the same level of scum as Val
You know it's great being a Chaggie fan and having the only morally and ethically correct ship in HH, despite also being the most straight-pandering ship
>>84677891And I still giggled, because twitter is filled with hypocrites.
>>84678212>He's done nothing wrongalastor literally doesn't do anything ever
>>84678202It's not as bad, if anything he's been demonized to shit by the fandom when he's barely done anything.>all those Huskerdustfags crying about the scene where he threatened Husk and saying it's literally the same as Valentino
>>84678225it's also the most boring ship in the entire show, so you lost
>>84678250Do Huskfags forget that Husk was also an overlord and owned slaves? And that he lost his soul because he was so cocky and retarded that he bid on it and lost it, fair and square?
>84678225Terrible bait
>>84678233Exactly, he's just having fun
Adam is so sexy
>>84677732big penor
>>84678202The problem is Voxfags ignore all the shit he did to Alastor and in general is pro-rape because he got rejected once, it's borderline incel shit
Sex with Loser Swap!Adam!
>>84678280The Adam girlies aren't biting tonight and I don't know how to properly bait you fags yet, cut me some slack
>>84678276Semi related but it's hilarious that Rosie having Alastor in chains is considered racist yet Alastor has Husk in chains as well but ignore it
It's astounding how people who watch a show taking place in Hell cannot comprehend characters they like being fucked up and "problematic."
>wow Angel, you being romanced and manipulated into becoming a sex slave punching bag to someone much stronger than you is totally like when I, an overlord, gambled on my soul because I was too smug and get to pretty much live as I want to except when I call my master a nigger slave, we're totally the same!I'm glad nobody likes Husk
>>84678352I can tell you weren't around during season 1 because that scene with Husk was nonstop xitter discourse
>>84678335
>>84678361I think Viv said that Husk will realize in season 3 that their predicaments are actually more different than he initially thought
>>84678318>you are not allowed to be upset over getting rejectedalso moids: why do women keep complaining about me being emotionally unavailable
Vox has never done anything wrong ever and Alastor is a NIGGER RETARD
whats sex with abel like?
You gotta remember that a lot of the people who watch this show forget that these characters are sinners in HellBut also Viv forgets that too so the actual consequence and conveyance is bad
>something bad happens to a black character>twitter calls it racist>black character does something bad>twitter calls it racisthow the fuck are you supposed to win here
>>84678382Thank fucking god, Loser Baby pissed me off
>>84678384Moid here. Keep calling me that, it sounds cute. Also I don't know what "emotionally unavailable" means, is that some bullshit where I have to listen to some food crying about her problems while I'm at the end of a 14 hour shift
>>84673094it's a shame most characters are White solely on account of it means it makes no sense to depict a White character being treated as precious and valuable the way they should be
>What's a sex?
>>84678429>enjoying the thought of Alastor being passed around by his producers is bad because muh racism>but enjoying the thought of Vincent being passed around by his producers is good>so more white boy porn and gooning proliferates>black fans cry about the lack of black characters being gooned to and proclaim it's racism It never fucking ends
>>84678443Stupid autocorrect I meant foid not food
>>84678339Why do you want to bait them?
>>84678443>where I have to listen to some food crying>foodlmao mad
>>84678429black people are not to be taken seriously.
dubs decides what happens to vox at the end of the series
>>84678494He fucking dies
>>84678494Massive gangrape that lasts the entire runtime
>>84678494marries Alastor
>>84678494Marries Val
>>84678494ipad forever.
>>84678494Gets straight corrected
>>84678494RAPE
>>84678494he begins turning the pamper inside out to shit the other half and really get his money's worth
>>84678494Marries deer
>>84678555>tripswell fuck
>>84678555What the fuck does this even mean
>>84678555
>>84678555what
>>84678555what's a pamper??
>>84678443moid mad moid mad moid mad
>>84678603>It can also refer to Pampers, a well-known brand of baby diapers and wipes.He's shitting on a baby wipe
>>84678555This fucking killed me for some reason
>>84678628The perfect ending for Vox.
>>84678628I think they're referring to the diaper
>>84678639i'm not wasting my humour on these motherfuckers since
If Val was hot as a human there's going to be a lot of xitter users who will start liking him, but can't let their followers know that they like him, so they will triple down on the Val hatred out of self-loathing
>>84678297Lilith...
>>84678814at this point i've put so much stock into human val that if he's not hot i'll just have to jump in front of a truck or something
>>84678498dubs decides who this happens to
>>84678887I'm expecting him to have long hair to contrast with his sinner form being bald
>>84678905me
>>84678905Abel by female sinners
>>84678905Valentino
>And then they all fucked?
Which character would you put on your car?
>>84678971i would genuinely rather see an immaculately maintained pickup truck with confederate flags and swastikas all over it parked in front of my kid's school instead of a rusty beater with this shit
>>84678971None because I want to hide my power level
>>84678905Adam
>>84678905Vox
What do?
>>84678905Deer
>>84679300>raped by Adam at the end of S1>raped by Vox at the end of S2>raped by everyone at the end of the seriesA natural conclusion desu
Thoughts on the edp445 documentary?
>>84679320Deer abuse…
