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better call my friends at halliburton!
that's a man
the amazing digital subway
FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING OP
>>84695831out of ten!
>>84696007all my OPs are goated
try not to ask for your irl female friends to be cumtribbed by perverted men online challenge for bisexual guys
>>84695792thats a picture of me
no one has ever cum to a picture of me
>>84696333i dont have any female friends, i dont enjoy the company of women
poopy parker
vibehacking myself to associate specific stimuli with certain vibes
vibepooping
>>84696613why did you feel the need to tell me this
>>84696058>>84696007dont samefag you sad little porn addict freak
desperate ploy samefagger
take your meds, schizo freak
get exposed porn addict faggot
asian guy saying expose me to the camera over and over
i like getting really drunk because there's like a 0.05% chance i'll kill myself
finally threw my vodka bottle out today like 3 weeks after I emptied it
i just threw out an empty i had for almost a year
bro said an empty
an mt
>>84696991well originally i was going to say 'i dont ask my female friends for permission to cumtrib them' but then i remembered i dont have any
TikToker Rips Bird's Head Off
was travis the chimpanzee justified in what he did
>>84697605he had to get it on
if i was a chimp and someone touched my elmo toy i would be upset also
if i was a bonobo and somebody touched my elmo toy i would have sex with them and then id have sex with my elmo toy
why would you have sex with an elmo toy
Lindsay Clancy Case: Husband's Timeline INCONSISTENT?
question for the none homosexual: would you fuck the killer mon?
would who fuck the what now
those just my little ladybugs
>>84696007your so gay
>>84697590i don't think most of the guys who do that ask them permission, my post never implied that, i said "for" not "to"
>>84698171you need to stop this
>>84698689
>>84698718i wouldn't have posted that gif i didn't know what you're referring to, idk you'd you answer me with that screenshot
holiest of esls
shut up, indian
>>84698787those just my little ladybugs though
>>84698893im begging you to stop please
poopybugs
crazy how the little ladybugs are more disgusting than actual poop
the ladybugs were a faggot disease that faggots give to other faggots, and in this thread we love eating poop but not so much faggots
ladybugs eat poop
>>84699305looks like earthworm jim
>>84699305reminds me a little of that one south park episode
the ewu plus logo looks like a basedjak
my little poopy ladybugs
i expected more https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/trash.desu.meta/text/the%20amazing%20digital%20subway/page/1/
>>84699336the one where cartman gets aids?
not clicking your virus link wally
>>84699590yeah
those just my little betabugs
that shit that looks like fucking aids? dw those just my little ladybugs
pooping at this very moment in time
synchronized pooping
dropping the cosby kids off at the pool
poop comparison
what is this thread
hello everyone, this is running on empty... poop review
a thread about my little ladybugs
my little ladybugs, my little ladybugsahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhhhhhh
omg im farting and pooping and sharting
oh fuck the pooping struggle
im finally out of the bathroom
was it the subway bathroom
yeah how did you know, do you work there?
until i heard a little voice say stop youre gonna make it weird for everyone in here and you're gonna break her flow so you better just not
the amazing digital subway bathroom
>>84700809so hot
is just me, myself and my chubby belly
me myself and irenes poop
>>84698718I think the normie was in the wrong here. They were literally just his little ladybugs.
bro said normie
toys for bob
whoa did you guys see the knicks won
knickers
snickerdoodles
cyperbunk 7720
>>84700809dom who looks like this
>>84703072used to love the snickerdoodle cookie dough blizzard shame I haven't been to DQ is years
mmm cookie dough
poop spray painted to look like cookie dough
love me or hate memy poop is tasty
im sneezing a lot for some reason
its your poop trying to get our your nose
bro said our your nose
its over
my little ladybugs
amazing how one interaction can drain you of all your energy
me when ur mom drains my energy thru her butt hole
GUYS I JUST TOUCHED MY TOES WITHOUT BENDING MY KNEES FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE EVER
uogh i'm such a little fatty
>>84704374arent you supposed to bend your knees a little bit
>>84704390you are? well I don't think I did, it wasn't comfortable but I think with continuous practice it could be, just a little while back I could barely reach halfway there
soon you'll be able to suck your own penis
>>84704419that one seems pretty crazy to me cause I feel like I'd have to learn to stretch a whole different part of my spine from the one I use for touching my toes, would be an interesting goal to work towards though
im such a dumb cuck
how so
How dumb is dumb cause my iq is almost 100 it 85 wich isn’t bad.
poopscrolling
>>84704852was your IQ decreasing as you were writing this post
>>84705053No I think it nomal isn’t it, I autistic but not bad.
oh hey jamie hows it going
>>84705128I am ok thanks how are you
aint u penis small bruh
>>84705085made me smile
>>84705156Yes it is but it does get bigger when not have pied>>84705168I like to smile to so that’s good lol
how do you not have pied
im imagining the mob psycho 100 counter but for his IQ and it's getting smaller every time he posts
i can barely touch my toes
>>84705192Well when I used to not have it it was 5.5 inch
how did you get pied?
>>84705201it takes a surprisingly small amount of effort to get there, the difficult part is doing it consistently over the long term
>>84705139im really sexually frustrated but im hanging in there. have a good one man
>>84705221way too much like exercise
>>84705199I get iq test every year now doctors said>>84705213It just happen over time I rubbed my dick a lot for hours daily>>84705227I glad to hear you’re ok I think I’m frustrated to
>>84705236yeah but if you do this enough you can suck your own dick so its better than exercise
retarded people dont type like a stereotype of a retard
yeah they type like youlmao gottem
>>84705265I’m not a retard thanks, not diagnosed as one, I just don’t spell or speak the best thanks. I still prefer use Twitter anyway and autocorect
>>84705265my goodreads review of flowers for algernon be like
im cringe again
thats not the real jamie he said to instead of two
>>84705305It is me I just learnt, my Twitter is JamieGoons33
*in columbo's voice* oh, just one more thing... jamie doesn't spell it "two"
>>84705248even if i'm fat?
>>84705329Who or what a columbo sorry?
columpoopy
>>84705338I'm not sure, I think your muscles and tendons should largely work and stretch the same way, but if you are fat enough your stomach would physically get in the way I suppose
>>84705350detective from tv show
>>84705373i'm too lazy anyway
>>84705388Ohh I not watch much tv now, I normally play on my knew iPad
do i make eggs or go get something
go get what
I will never understand why some prefer urinals
i wish i were a urinal
poop in the urinal
eating urinal po.op
just my little ladybugs
bucket of poopy
footlong artisinal poóp sandwich, toasted, on italian herbs and cheese bread
piss soon
da poo da poo da poopy
looking for poopoo and peepee dungy dungy poopopoop
poooooop
i eat da pooooooooop
ate falafel and now I feel awful
why? falafel is good
SHITpoopy
oh fuck imma take shitty poopy soon oooooh
>>84705302bro fapped to ßlacked lol
i love not having gyno you guys <3
i love the smell of my own fucking farts god they fucking smell so good
i wanna see a tranny hooker
pooping really softly right now
me when i wanna get aids: >>84709562
omg i love pooping, it feels so good
poop before or after meeting up with tranny hooker
does aids make you tired all the time? maybe i already have aids
aids gives you energy so you can go out and dance
aids give you energy so you feel motivated to infect other people
ive been masturbating almost every night for a while now and i wanna stop it
if you do it only once a night is it really so bad
>>84709864why stop
>>84709898i miss the sensation of having heavy balls full of mature spermies
>porn addict>post animepooppathetic
special edition pokepoopy its a special edition pokepoopy krispy kreme poopnut!
>>84710014your so mad
pornaddict seething cause his balls are empty
oh no that really made him mad
sissy has no semen in his balls
pathetic crash out
bitchboi crying go watch some more animepoop
>>84710014here's some of that good real porn anon, don't thank me
>>84709562all trannies are hookers
>>84710184why didn't he shit on her
lmao
>>84710218lack of imagination probably
>>84710349milly sent to this the day he turned 18
>>84710387based milly
Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA
compooper change all those words to poop
>>84710500lmfao
Daddy may you pretty please take my loser cash, please Daddy?
yes my son
i love it when she (cis female) sends me messages
she doesnt
just some poop for thought
im about to go for the second poop of the day if anyone wants to join me
you wanna get some ice cream after your poop
no, i already have some
wanna take a dump in mother maggie's shoes?
I only poop in the morning but I do it every morning sometimes twice per morning
if you don't mind seeing me pop a boner while doing so then sure
what
what kind of ice cream do you have
i just finished pooping, if you didn't join me it's too late now
reminder that you missed out on pooping with him and there's no going back
i've got vanillia ice cream and coconut ice cream
i never tried coconut ice cream how good is it
it's really good, it has coconut flakes, do you want some?
>>84711834now this is too far
yea im gonna go pick up some ice cream in 2 hours i'll be on the lookout for coconut
>>84711834belly made for slapping
me when i eat ice cream
coconut doggy
>>84711834she ate all the ice creamnot cool
good luck anon, i hope that you like it if they're selling it, what do you feel about pistachio ice cream?
>>84711834poop in the empty ice cream bucket and convince her its chocolate flavored
>>84711894once the tub is open it's not going back in the freezer
i love the spray painted golden dog poop prank where they make the dudes buying gold touch the dog poop when they try to weight it
homosexuals be like: i wish i had been born a girl
i always wanted to be a girl so badone time i was looking at the list of paraphilias on wikipedia and i found out about autogynephilia and started crying
sorry anon
i didn't actually start crying i just said oh that's interestingalso i didn't want to be a girl "so bad" i just wanted to have sex as a girl and then turn back into a mansorry i lied for no reason
what's wrong with you man
sorry i'm so used to being secretive about everything that when i let out a little of my true self it all comes out at once inappropriately
eat poopoo butter
sometimes i eat butter
oh okay anon, it's fine
>>84712319it's okay you'll get the hang of it
also i'm gay and i like eating poop
i knew that already
fried poopoo butter
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poop posting? all my fault
press X for poop
i dont know whats worse, niggers or racists, sometimes they can be both at the same time
>>84712755i'm built like that
>>84712755why you taking more ice cream you fat fuck havent you already had enough?
>>84712755only a spoonful
>>84712755who gets ice cream tubs like that do they existis it a jap thing
>i'm built like that
>>84712899you think they shared a nice tub of cookies and cream after this and talked it out?
>>84712974i think the black guy gave head to the blonde kid as an apology, the way he touches his hair always makes me think he's a homosexual
>>84712838>enough>ice cream
ice cream is a health food
poopy ass cream
i wish some of you guys had some nice big titties, not gyno tho, gyno looks weird
high protein ice cream isn't even bad
>>84713221looks good catsoup
Ireland cracks me up. I asked for a box to take home the rest of my breakfast and the server told me, “We don’t do that shit here, fucking eat it.” Finished my plate and tipped generously.
booo nigga im an alien, booo nigga die of fear nigga
you make me autogynesmile
Yeah I'm an autosubwayphile
i just pooped blood
um
I just blooped pood
im not joking, i genuinely just pooped blood
>>84713776lol
what happened to wally what happened to his heart
>>84713776dont overpoo if you dont got the ass muscles fo it
>>84713826fuck you man, how can this make you laugh >>84713999im crying
>>84715452how does ur butt feel
>>84715812it hurts, to think poop is touching an open wound, it makes me want to cry
Tomar what would you do if Jaxxy turned into Amy The Hedgehog
>>84716522i want to cover it in my cum while you cry
help me mommy
it's a nice drawing why'd she delete the post
>she
Butter dog dog with da butter
young boy never pooping my pants again
im a black person pretending to be white
npmpa youngboy
>>84715846you'll probably get an infection
Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume
>>84718215:(
but did u eat da poopoo
i'm cruelmom
im ßßç bully, romanian fatsos fear me
https://voca.ro/1aWOcsz0LF2Uthis is my one and only sentence to say to you all.
>>84720329i wish we could be friends but ur weird abt stuff
>>84720853Weird about what? Are you Milly?
>>84719493new subreddit unlocked
