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/acrg/ - Artist/Commissioner Rant General #1051

Big n small Edition

Remember to SCREENCAP your links so we can laugh when they delete their posts.

Talk about artists or commissioners, mostly the bad ones or those who got under your skin. Share your experiences and get angry with us.

For all artists (and commissioners who are close friends with artists) here, beware of: Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, Timedwatcher, AnythingGoes, Skitterleaf, kathielnotfound (Jocelyn Jones), and Snoopcrow/jbunny/j6un9 (jbunny).
They will exploit and/or scam you should they get the chance.

Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84630192
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>>84697428
Just get groomed when you're 16, you'll have all sorts of free traction
Simple as
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>>84697720
16 is legal in most of the world so i wouldn't call that grooming
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>Tails Gets Trooned
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>>84697788
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why do people join artist discords?
they don't do anything special in them, if anything you get more autism rambles and memes
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>>84697882
connections, feedback and free spoonfed tips, I guess
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>>84697912
thats if the artist likes you
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>>84697428
this comic is giving off the exact opposite message to me that i think the artist was intending. if you're going into art for fame and attention first, instead of just doing it for fun and getting eyes on your art naturally, you're already doing it wrong. acting all self-centered and begging people to please pretty please look at your art because you worked sooooo hard on it or whatever will only repel potential viewers, because you sound like... well, a beggar, and will get you nowhere. the "big artist" crushing the "poor", "undeserving" small artist practices humility by saying they still have much to learn, and has a large audience for it (likely gained from the big artist's genuine enjoyment of making art, either for themselves or their audience).
tl;dr cry harder lil bro.
>t. not an artist
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>>84697882
Being able to talk/connect to the artist in question, because if you’ve ever been in one it’s just simp central, with everyone trying to suck the artists dick. Made a post about artists discords before but yea basically all that happens is everyone doing whatever they can to appeal to the artist
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artistbros can't catch a break.....
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>>84697882
sometimes just to get notification anytime they post a new piece of art, but otherwise yeah for the autism rambles and the memes, basically
the autism rambles are usually on topic of their OCs or fetish at least, so are the memes and usually it's 99.99% less politics shit than twitter so I think the appeal is there, but it's also a sign of other places going to shit and people literally taking cover there
>>84698161
>online space specifically for fans of artist
>everyone there really likes the artist
fork, kitchen etc.
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>>84694242
>>84688943
This shit stings more than just being rejected from the jump
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>>84699028
we just have to remember
the whore doesn't love you, you're just a job.
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>>84699028
T-there's always just the chance that the artist just got flooded with more commissions...or just forgot to ask your explicit constent to upload it themselves...? Right?
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>>84699028
even worse when you want to politely remind the artist because maybe they just forgot, but you can't bring yourself to do it because you don't want to sound like a needy entitled piece of shit.
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>>84698663
Womp womp
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Anyone else having this problem?
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>>84703214
yes
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unrelated but want to bitch about it somewhere

i just checked the "smegma" tag on rule34 (as per usual), and was treated to a chainsmoker cat drawing of her holding her panties to the camera, showing off its white discharge and poop "stains." but the poop was solid. female smegma is nasty anyway. but this was somehow worse
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>>84698663
Don't make me tap the sign
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>>84697941
Agreed, but at the same time seeing popular and/or obviously skilled artists going "boo hoo my art sucks I don't know how to draw ;(" is even more obnoxious because they're just farming pity responses to reassure them and stroke their ego. It's the opposite of humility, it's humblebragging.
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>>84703626
>>84698663
Drawing is one of the most gatekept industries both in terms of skill and sucking people off (networkjng) yet has almost no payoff.

Those niggers ruined gaming in 2012 and the internet in 2007 so its only fair to see their barrier to entry get removed. You reap what you sow
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>artist uploads low res png thumbnail on their own discord
>uploads higher esolution but in crusty ass jpg quality in twitter
why do this when you've been uploading full-quality pics before?
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>>84703685
>Those niggers ruined gaming in 2012 and the internet in 2007
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>>84697757
Zoomers and amerimutts do
It's ridiculous
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>>84703685
>Drawing is one of the most gatekept industries both in terms of skill and sucking people off (networkjng)
lmao?
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>>84703376
>check out a purposefully disgusting fetish tag
>get purposefully disgusting shit in it
What are you bitching about exactly?
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>>84703685
>ruined gaming in 2012 and the internet in 2007
Wtf are you talking about
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>>84703685
>Drawing is one of the most gatekept industries both in terms of skill and sucking people off (networkjng) yet has almost no payoff.
>drawing
>gatekept
>skill
Buddy, the barrier to entry being skill is not a fucking barrier. Are you going to endorse cheating in online games by that same logic? Fucking idiot.
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>>84706906
they're brown, of course they are gonna endorse cheating in online games lmao
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>>84703626
They don't respect or value art and were going to do this anyway.
>I never see someone make gens of annoying twitter artists style, it's always the best artists because they have normalfag "more detail = more good" tastes and would rather drop 2k on ram or a graphics card than pay for a commission.
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I think there’s some new holy war being waged against ai, cause i’ve had (and I counted) 27 people on my timeline complain about this guy using it for animation every day for the past week. Not even for any specific reason or thing, they’re just mad by the sheer fact that he exists. A few guys even threatened to quit twitter altogether just because he has an account with followers and isn’t banned
I don’t give a shit either way, but it’s annoying and a little ridiculous to have my timeline be filled with people’s heads on fire over one dude when said dude doesn’t even think about them
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>artist has cool ass art style
>"no comms"
LET ME FUCKING SUPPORT YOU
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>tells its audience to unsubscribe and kill themselves
downloading this video before it gets taken down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEMQ-aXqohI
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>>84708223
who??
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Elon, please fix the multi picture bug!
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>>84709700
Soon tm
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>>84708223
Holy war against AI?
Based
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Scammer.
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>>84708223
Is this about the AIbro who made an AI animation while saying "lmao enjoy being jobless and having no option but to flip burgers" or something like that towards animators, or someone else?
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>>84710937
I saw that post, that was some 3d game animation where the model was fumbling around like a retard and the jeet seemed to think now every 3d animator is about to be sent to a gulag. They really have 0 standards.
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>>84703685
you may be able to click a button and make slop, but that shit will always look awkward and lack individuality and passion. you don't have your own style with slop, it lacks what makes it your creation. it's a sorry, ugly, excuse of what real art is
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>totally empty queue
>dm artist, discuss commission, all good
>request commission
>doesn't accept it
I'm so sick of these people. I thought it ended at being scammed or ghosted but this is a new one
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>>84708319
He would have just taken your money and left you hanging for 10 months (and counting) anyway
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>>84703685
said the indian bot farm faggot
shit, if yall can't see this engagement bait bot shit in these threads i'm not sure what to tell you
anything to make people argue, or push ai shit
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>84708223
>Not even for any specific reason or thing
Gaslighting is off the charts with AI bros.
>>84712292
Oh no I see it. They’re the same fuckers who constantly lie about data center water usage. You’d think they’d learn that their bad pr campaigns put them in this situation in the first place but no.
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>>84713594
Motherfuck I don’t give a shit. I wholly and truly don’t give a shit
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MUDDERFUCK YOU MUDDERFUCK YOU SAAR
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>>84665071
At least he's not a hypocrite about it.

>>84672445
>car age
?

>>84674363
>pic
Who?
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>>84708319
see >>84711372
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>>84713703
Then why are you having a melty over it?
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>>84705765
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/4719-vaginal-discharge
>Vaginal discharge is a clear, white or off-white fluid that comes from your vagina.
discharge =/= smegma

i gave you all the information, man. i called it discharge, not smegma. so seeing it under the "smegma" tag is a misnomer. i literally said:
>female smegma is nasty anyway
literally communicating via omission that i check the tag for male smegma, so even if it was female smegma (which it isn't), it would've grossed me out anyway

the literal only possible ambiguity in my post is the last sentence, of:
>but this was somehow worse
since if you didn't know that discharge =/= smegma, i can see how you can imagine i was saying the scat made it worse. but that is on you. if you know what discharge is, the only reasonable conclusion is that my entire post is a cohesive complaint about female discharge not being smegma, so i shouldn't be seeing it under the "smegma" tag, with the scat just being a conventional complaint, but not the point of the complaint. but this entire paragraph of playing devil's advocate is assuming you are illiterate anyway, because starting a sentence with "but" obviously means it is contingent on the sentence prior, so the necessary context in which that sentence was said is:
>female smegma is nasty anyway. but this was somehow worse
which leaves no room for ambiguity, and allows you to derive that discharge =/= smegma, and that such was my complaint, even without your having prior knowledge of such

i really just made that post offhandedly to bitch in the bitching thread, even knowing the thread only harbored a specific flavor of bitching, cause i knew nowhere else to go. it seems it was not a big fucking deal, which is nice. but i did not expect my one (You) after half a day to be someone who is accusatory, and both illiterate and in need of female anatomy lessons. can you try not being such a pompous cunt over your own inability to comprehend basic english
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>>84714551
Wow. That's alot of words... Too bad I'm not reading them.
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>be an artist for like 15 years at this point
>draws the anus near the top of the characters ass crack
You'd think an artist like Noill that has been focused on ass as much and as long as him would actually know where to put the hole?
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>>84715655
that's an anthro thing where it's higher up, furries call it the tailhole for a reason
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>>84697720
I would hope that nobody here is 16
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>>84715870
I know what a tailhole is, the problem with it tho is that 100% of the time anyone draws it on anthros, they are either putting the anus way to far up to meet where the tail is, or they are bringing the tail down so far that if you weren't looking at the character bent over from below at a certain angle, that tail would just be popping out of her ass.

Have both the butthole and the tail in the right spot or be wrong about one of them, there is no in-between.
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>>84715655
"Tailholes" look stupid on anthro bodies.
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>>84713703
>Motherfuck
saaar please do not spill the poop on here saaar
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>>84716978
>poop
...poop?
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>>84717096
>...poop?
poop.
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>>84715655
ferals have it up higher, near the tail
anthro artist put it higher sometimes, other times it can be a mistake
sometimes forced so the viewer can see it better
give or take
best not to think about it too much
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Remember from last thread kiffy holding a poll on feral cats? Here’s the poll selection, and as you would expect, it’s not balanced in the slightest
>the orange overwatch cat everyone memed on for a bit and got some attention
>you don’t know who this is
>you probably didn’t even know cinderella 2 existed
>most popular lewded character from a relatively recent game
>LoL character and arguably the most popular cat among catfuckers bolstered by her game’s massive popularity. If you’re in that space, you know who she is
>you don’t know who this is either (lacks appeal too)
>”oh yea, i’ve seen that cat before…”
>arguably the most known cat in [recent] vidya and also one of the most popular cats among catfuckers; hailing from a surprise hit game and with a whole wealth of porn to her name
>yea idk either
>obligatory “another artists oc” choice. You don’t know who they are unless you’re following them
Yuumi and 808 are easy locks for winning; Marshmallow sits at 3rd with Fika at a distant 4th just cause of the competition, and with the poll being paywalled Mykendyke can’t assemble fans to vote for Stray. None of the other choices stand a chance and it’s baffling that they were even chosen in the first place
Said it before and i’ll say it again: polls are stupid cause the choices are always in favor of popular characters over obscure/niche ones
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>>84716638
This is the first time in a while since I've seen an anthro body where nothing looks even remotely correct
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>>84715655
I think the solution is not to move the anus up as much as it is to move the tail down
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>>84719152
Overall pretty correct but i'd say dex-starr isn't too unknown, at least anyone with some comic superhero knowledge
like he's definitely lower than the other popular ones but there's a least a powergap between him and the others below him



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