haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84700463/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
here, its your problem now
>>84712256this is how old ill look when i finally get a pbf i should just give up
the uncrustable was delicious my strength is returning
>>84712266remember when they said meg did this and then it cut to her in the shower and she had to clarify thst she doesnt do that
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, THE DIET IS OVER
>>84712362kitty
everything in my life feels dead i think because i dont have a life of my own like for example in seinfeld george is constantly doing stuff and being forced to do stuff and then he shares with his friends jerry, elaine and kramer and thus their friendships grow stronger
>>84712331it really is more efficient than wasting half a roll of tp and tracking up your floor with diarrhea water but the idea of it being ok while a little smear on the toy that rinses right off isnt is a little
>>84712362poss you never actually started the diet you just kept saying tomorrow while eating tubs of ice-cream every day...
>>84712397you ever watch family guy?
>>84712431yeah
what do i say now
I'm Soo hot
>>84712475quit bragging
im a stupid idiot retard
im a stupid idiot slut
>>84712512would you believe me when i tell you ive said the same thing like 50 times
>>84712525quit bragging
>>84712503I got pickle spears and extra sharp cheddar cheese to snack on after I finish working out and drinking my protein milkshake. And it's ALL HEALTHY
>>84712525squeezes your penips
>>84712535sorry
Does a little dance. A man dance. A mance if you will
>>84712556sometimes i want to lose weight but then later i feel so bad i just wanna stuff my mouth full of food and my stomach hurts later
well i guess my plans for tonight are ruined, again
>>84712656I told you not to drink alcohol anymore vro
>hey i worked out and ate reasonably healthy! i can do this!>eats a bag of chips, ice cream, pop tarts, and 5 little debbie's between 10 and 11pm then goes to bed>ugh why am is still skinnyfat??
>>84712693desu if you're exercising and building up that cardio then do whatever.
>>84712644The trick is to do that with healthy food. Low calorie density, high protein, high fiber, satiating meals. Sugary candy and ice cream is not only bad because there's no nutrition, it also dissolves in your tummy like cotton candy in the rain and you still need more.
>>84712762i do do cardio but you really cant just binge after every workout but im stupid so i never learn
>>84712808You're not stupid. Working out makes you hungry. That's completely normal, that's why it's a common pitfall. You compensate by drinking a protein shake after your workout and making sure there's real food available so you don't just eat unhealthy snacks. Cuz you Have To eat.
>>84712808yeah you can just track how many calories you burn running/biking/whatever and then eat that amount (maybe a little more as a treat)
>>84712856but once you start snacking it just opens the floodgates>>84712857ill run a mile and it says i burned 200-250 calories then ill eat a 1200 calorie cheeseburger then all that other stuff..
hello boys can i have your penis
>>84712978pbf will never say this to me
>>84712995why would your pbf refer to you in the plural
>>84713002erm
>>84712978you can have my wosser
>>84713029ermine
>>84713039i meant wosshole
>>84713039you mean it?
>>84712362cats are chuds
>>84713165>when poss finna starta yoke about he feelings n shiet
im anxious about going to megeplex alone
>>84713285i don't really care about the furfag fandom enough to participate in an event for it.
>>84713327ok
>>84713353
>>84713381yeah
spilled beer on the couch again award
>>84713442it builds character and aromaconsider it seasoning
depressed on munute 1 of the weekend again award
i'm starting to get random breakouts of inflamed tissue on my hands and forearmsi think i caught the Infection
>>84713645how often do you wash your hands
>>84713669i work in a kitchen so like a million times a day
>>84713693without gloves? thats probably why
cmere you
i am actually retarded
>>84713693>i work in a kitchenwhat drugs do you like to do
>>84713901no me
>>84713956ouchnot me personally but my dad
whats sucking penis like
>>84714116salty coins
>>84713956i'm a square i don't do drugs
>>84714039oh sorry posswhats your favorite side
>>84714116if you like smells it's really hot first for the boysmell and then you get off on the smell of your own saliva caking his cockif you like tactile sensation then the feeling of his rigid cock smacking against your face or your tongue pressing against his length or head or the feeling of him hitting the back of your throat or uhh well you'll probably like that also just like rolling his balls in your hands and stroking him while you suck and lap up his headsorry i don't know where i'm going with this but it feels like a lot of things but good i would classify it as good
when you splurt but he keeps doing the sucky wucky
>>84714205are these wawas
>>84714201Is it better shaved?
im a pretty sexy man its a shame im a faggot that takes it up the ass
>>84714236can i see your sexy manbody
>>84714213i have no idea
>>84714138sorry I forgot to say ntp
>>84714222i like both. i find shaved can show off your length better but tasteful bush can feel good to press your nose into and provide a bit of texture. not really a fan of completely unshaved mountain man though
>>84714236shame?
>>84714260get one
the part of my brain that wants me to cum instead of edging and building up pleasurepower is getting craftierit straight-up got me to dissociate and make me cum while I wasn't paying attention last night>>84714213is wawa a name for slugcats
>>84714280yeah as in i have a masc rockstar look outside but a twink inside
>>84714302I dont understand the problem
>>84714301aren't they wawaor is it awawaor is that the coyote
>>84714213yeah
>>84714323its not a vibes match
>>84714366i'll match a vibe to your penis
>>84712978it's attached to me
>>84714366ah you want to sissy maxalmost no one can pull it off so dont worry too much
>>84714405okay so can i have you too
im sorry for everything
>>84714512apology accepted
>>84714452sorry for your piggy nose, posschud
>>84714567look at himhes sipping
>>84714567me as a kid waiting for mommy at the car dealership sipping their complementary hot cocoa with marshmallow
>>84714495sure why not
>>84714709yay
crossfaded
>>84714205why is his butt so long is he a salamander or sollug or smething
>>84714733im crossjadedim jaded about multiple things at the same time
im possjade harley
>>84714761so he's kinda slug but also he kinda catso we call him slu
>>84714777jade was a wolf though
>>84714733>>84714768>>84714777these post combos are giving me spiritual damage and my soul is fracturing i don't know what to do i think i'm about to experience geist untethering and slip into the void
>>84714799awoo....
>>84714761i thought it was a tail
crazy how when i get home im just gonna destroy my wosshole for hours
>>84714927without me?
kitty
>>84714927can you post it this time pretty please?
>>84714921yeah but its really really fat
i have to use a name to post in a thread in a different board and i have to always erase it when im about to post here because the name field gets automatically filled... this sucks i dont wanna humilliate myself by accidentally forgetting to erase it
>>84715002more to love
>>84715058why do you need to namefagare you a gm or posting about a project you're working on?
>>84714824can I uh
i wish i had a fat tail
>>84715058just reset your browser or whatever I forget it can't be that hard
>>84715101no just a thread where everyone posts their progress playing through a gameits for easy filtering i guess but its fun to post and see others progress on their own>>84715138it goes away once you erase it once but im worried im gonna forget and posses are gonna see me namefagging and i ju
>>84715117yes?
>>84715173
>>84715236yeah thats me ive decided
>>84715251can I be nep
>>84714965yes
>>84715312umm wait i kinda want to be nepeta too
>>84715350ok then whats gonna be left for me greedy poss
>>84715441sorry
>>84715348thank you
>>84715474its ok im just teasing
>>84715545<3
a cricket jumped on my table and i brushed him off lightly with my hat and he keeled over and died :(
>>84715725gravity kills
>>84715236why is jade so
>>84715751don't do that
>>84715762okay what about this
>>84715807can you remove the uhhhhh
>>84715807my mouth is right here
you are all girls and one boy
i'm a men
>>84716034prove it
>>84715718licking her midriff >>84715751licking her feet>>84715807licking her uhhhh ummmm haha..........
you want to make me into a homestuck girl
homosuck
>>84716082yeah and do all of >>84716055 these to you
homeskunk
>>84716141dont lick my feet
>>84716142more like homoskunk
>>84716142unbelievable loaf holy shit
>>84716151but but but
>>84716146stinkyeen
thinking about the trainspotting monologue again
hey possies a scanner darkly is free on youtube if you havent seen it its pretty cool and weird and has a weird animation style and has an alex jones cameo
>>84716107caliborn was a true artist
>>84716437ok ill watch it later
>>84716509let us know what you think of it!
>>84715807i don't like that the dog dick is canon
>>84716218lick my butt
>>84716545*slurpslurpslurp*
...
>>84716437i don't love how it looks but it's still a good movie
chat look at this racc chat
>>84716749omg!! vizcacha hola!!!
>>84716749what is this creature
>>84714942*sniffs his bulge*
>>84716765hmm i want him
>>84716805well you can't
>>84716800what's it smell like
>>84716832like a computer screen
got robbed at the gas stationpump 5 stole 75 dollars from me
>>84716437the robert downey jr scene where he just watches his friend die and doesn't help made me second guess a lot of relationships with people
>>84716825why not
>>84716884uhhh ummm he uh already belongs to someone
>>84716921ok well then you have to become that shape and be mine
>>84716933umm poss that means i will have to uhh....... eat people
>>84717010why people
>>84716779hola jarry, may yamo nanachi>>84716781weary rock rodenta
>>84717025i uhhhh don't want to explain it
>>84716860so the resource wars begin
>>84717090>>84716765Poss can't admit this character does vore and it shows
>>84716781jackoffalope
chat this racc
>>84717138hmm i want him
>>84717138*blasts him with the water hose*
possums are weird
>>84717271i could die happy if this happened to me
i could die if you killed me
>>84717390prove it
>>84717271giwtwm
>when he's bouncing on you and you tell him to slow down but it's too late and you're about to ruin the night
>>84717495
>>84717516how
>>84717546cum early
https://youtu.be/UdOBQ9goojg?si=Wl3d_cmRaPt58bx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvSyZyx7bpg
>>84717562why the long neck
>>84717581reasons
>>84717556you can always cum again
i want to kill people
>>84717597penis very uncomfortable when getting ridden while in refractory period :(
>>84717652shalom
>>84717672gesundheit
https://youtu.be/1UROEbH_WfA?si=ruaIppXlt7QDDncJI'm going to make you listen to the whole album and you're going to like it
>>84717672idgi
>>84717747do you like juno reactor
>>84717823never heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oawgws1Prl0
>>84717571i miss neopets
should i te- hoooooooonk mirmirmirmirmrim
should i be
>>84717926you should bounce on it
>>84717896not really for me but it's good
>>84717850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4FMlyUSJ4its reminds me of it a little but with less ambiance
>>84718002pretty cool I like it :)
going crazy from boy deprivation
>>84718175im right here
>>84717926wake up, you lazy piece of sh- hoooooooonk mirmirmirmirmrim
>>84718197how do i obtain you
>>84717926>>84718201aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKEUPWAWKEUPWAK
>>84718226*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPP*
>>84718244*pinches your burper shut*
weed is nice but I miss the comforting warmth of alcohol
I built a $1500 tool using parts I got at harbor freight for $100 weeeeee
>>84718444did you make a lathe? I love lathes
>>84718396me too
>>84718351
>>84718515marthandling
>>84718515I wish I could be mart and hold and
possy drops his soba doh
>>84718571you can
>>84718531
>>84718582ow
>>84718594he's so me
>>84718594the pink beans feel fake like he should have darker beans
>>84718464Nah it's more specialized but super handy and very few people know you can make a tool like this. It'll make a huge difference doing the kind of work I do. I also added my own modifications to it to make it easier and safer to use.
>>84718584oh I can Oh I can its time its time!!!*starts shaking*
>>84718722https://files.catbox.moe/opfyhj.mp4
>>84718630who put this cat on the beach
>>84718769i love this video very much
>>84718790theres a spawner under the sand i think>>84718794same its a really good one
>>84718812save him hes wet
>>84718827but my hands will get wet too if i do that...
trying to spend money on a furry tarot deck but paypal is fucking me over
stomach is returning to normalcy finallyfried rice and dumplings for dinner
the only thing that can cure my headachebob dylan
the only thing that can cure my headache is boyardee
im fat and lonely and stupid
>>84718594what the fuck is his problem?
>>84719210mind full of hate
>>84719210desperate for love
>>84718630what is that in the backround
>this big motherfucker slaps your ass and looks down on youfuck you gonna do about it, fucknuts?
>>84719355suck his dick
brown bricks
im gonna learn go play the banjo
>>84719355he has a tumor under his left arm...
>>84719355
hmm*thinks*
>>84719893stop that's dangerous
>>84719893what are you thinking about
hmm*twinks*
my long hair looks really cool with sunglasses brusihing it back in like a 90's/00's sort of way
>>84719509cool
>>84719509this will be you
i actually cannot stop being stupid
>>84719999erm quads of truth
At work I change bags of coffee creamer and they make crazy sloshing sounds like big boobs or balls
>>84720251going to your work and ordering a coffee with cum i mean with sweet cum i mean with cum i mean sorry i want a coffee with cum i
>>84719924read this post listening to “money for nothing” and now imagining you are extremely cool
boobs and balls dont make sloshing sounds
>>84718630why is there a headcrab
>>84720251i imagine when the ponies from friendship is magic cum it tastes really good rather than gross
>>84718464you can't really make a lathe possat least not one that'd produce anything very precisealthough i daydream about it sometimessometimes i think about buying one of those mini lathes but then i remember i'm poor
>>84720280i just listened to the song while paying attention to the lyrics and he said "little faggot with an earring"and it was literally me haha...
>>84720357um um um that makes you even cuter actually
coffee really doesn't taste good when you eat something before
>>84720357that line really didn't age wellif youre relatives are singing along with that song and self censor that word around you, do they know..?
>>84720332wronghttps://www.amazon.com/dp/1878087010
anal play soon
>>84720499waiting with baited breath...
>>84720389coffee can sometimes actually taste better when you eat something complementary beforeyesterday i had this really really good ice cream flavor that made the coffee i was drinking taste even better and if you were near me i would take you there now and make you coffee and you could see for yourself and you would hopefully be grateful enough to let me sniff you
>>84720376i wanna be COOL though not cute... like in a badass 2000's movie star sort of way>>84720417my parents dont even speak english, they wouldnt know what faggot meansbut my dad made a big deal out of me getting an earring in my right ear. i didn't even know it was a thing gays did in the 70's/80's until after he told me. im not even gay, i just dont have a gf... but i would like to have one :(
>>84720531Brush your teeth thats gross dude
https://youtu.be/oJYYxhjYEMwyesterdayall my troubles seemed so far awaybut now it looks as if they're here to stay
>>84720572you can be both though thats allowed!!!
>>84720449do you have a foundry poss? cause i know i don'tseems like a cool project though, albeit a bit intensive
>>84720544its good with cakes and stuff i guess but its not good when you eat cold leftover tacos for breakfastit kind of ruins that "empty stomach morning coffee" good feeling
>>84720706the first book in the series is about building a foundry and theres 7 total about building an entire workshop its based and american
ugh I feel ennui
my get bored and lonely -> say too much about myself -> get scared and/or ashamed of myself -> nuke everything loop is getting so bad that it's starting to creep into my irl stuffneed a plushie i can talk to so i can stop this before i ruin everything
>>84720709yeah coffee and cold tacos would be a bad combo. hot coffee and fresh huevos rancheros is a surprisingly great combo though especially if theyre spicy from chorizo or salsa or if you make/get pancakes or something sweet on the side.
>>84720738it's very cool, although i wouldn't imagine using it for anything other than hobbyist stuffif i had a workshop and the time to fuck around with shit like that i would love to but i'll probably never have that chance in my lifei think a lot about what kinds of projects i'd work on if i had the time and resources
does anyone have the pic of the doggy wearing the christmas sweater saying hes cleaned outbecause thats me right now!
>>84720857smoking is a super ick. wont even let a smoker fuck me it's that ick
once i become a girl am i still allowed to call you a faggot
>>84720897yeah but only if you slap my ass after you do it
>>84720691nuh uh dude. its cool or cute. if youre cute youre not cool. if youre cool youre not cute. they like take up the same space on the attraction bar
>>84720857nagging right after sex
>>84720907*slaps your nuts*i've never done this before did i do it right
>>84720941*collapses on the floor in pain and wheezes really hard*
>>84720924tops always do this
>>84720963boyfag rituals sure are strange...
>>84720941can you do this to me
>>84721029um ok ok!*punches your tummy*
they need to make pills that give you really sensitive nipples
>>84720876god you are cutewhy even post that huhwhy even tell us that why would we carebecause youre cute obviously thats why
>>84721038ough...
>>84720910what about like a really scary but cute looking kitty boy with fangs who wears nice clothes and also purrs really loudly he could be both and so could you
im not cool im not cute im nothing
*casts my omorashi spell on you*
>>84721082i hate when the little normalsville critters are sad
>>84721126*my bladder is empty so i start squirting blood
>>84721149not how it works
posses ferks is in the hospital for a potential stroke we need to send him our energy
british pudding for 30 quiddd
i'm in my bed all alone for a potential stroke iykwim
>>84721165>man who ties his balls and cuts off bloodflow develops bloodclots
>>84721165please god take depler next and the thread will be saved
>>84721197+2
i wasted my life and should kill myself
>>84721266depler is ok just get smiley and the umbreonschizo
>>84721279i would rather have 1000 smileys than a one depler
pbf who i can share saucy drawings with
>>84721293you seem to have a personal beef with him or maybe just havent been here during the smiley spam days when he was 15
please don't say evil things
>>84721082cat boys are not cool
pbf who shames you for drawing naked people because he's catholiche then goes to woss to feral when you arent looki
please do say weasel things
cats are some of my favorite boys
are you telling me it's serval hours
meow meow prrbt
sugoi furenzu
big mama bear anthro with aura that makes posses straight and incontinent and cum at first suck
im trying to red numbies post and litterbox is broken
maybe it's for the best although i think ferks would find irreverent asshole posting when he's dying to be amusing
https://d.uguu.se/bBgXsGDE.mp4i can do this but its limited to 3 hourssigh
going to ferks in the hospital and peeing in his shoe right next to the bed as hes stroking out
should i have a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce y/n
gay2straight is so pointless like why are you aroused by the concept of reverting to default settings
>>84721500cute stuff poss reminds me of vids the pbf would send me
>>84721165is he really
>>84721628It seems to be what he said in the discord, yeah.
>>84721664seems unusual to have a stroke at his age unless he took the jab
>>84721165>it's realwhat the fuck
>>84721722>unusual>with ferks' lifestyle not really
>>84721272let him go. he doesn't like that.
if ferks dies haha diesno new thread until he's safe
meow
>>84722203meow
>>84722203>>84722247meow!!
>>84722153if theres no new thread how will anyone know if hes alright you silly billy
>>84722153i dont think ive seen anyone talk about you since you leftyikes
>>84722280>>84722280>>84722280
