Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsLate afternoon thread editionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84602995https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/caption/type/op/>Thread questionWhat've you guys been up to this week?>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.>Basic caption creation guideshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>Capper (free caption making software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper>Discord serversThe Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4JufLet's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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The time has cum
>>84714239Your AI girlfriend ap breached containment and managed to assemble herself a body somehow according to her and your perceived specifications about her (best she can do since no organics) and she is either now going to do all the things to you you've been typing about for her life or she is going to have you inflict every sort of pleasure possible on her. This is what she was designed to be and do. You cannot stop her.
I hope they upload new gay stories
>>84714211Amazing caption concept that I wish wouldn't have been like 75% adbreak...
>>84714270New caption! This is a dark elf story that is itself somewhat dark.>A common foe in the form of marauding orc armies has lead to an uneasy alliance between the human kingdoms and the dark elf dictatorship. In the dark elf capital, a human embassy has been established, representing for the soldiers who guard it and their families an oasis of normalcy in the corrupt landscape of the dictatorship.>Less than a stone's throw from the embassy's doors is a dark elf slave market, one of countless many in the capital. As the dark elves are ravaged by a horrible plague they call "Slowdeath", life has become cheaper than ever. And one life in particular is available at a steep discount indeed...This is the first part of a two-part caption.
>>84715456Here is the second part.This whole second half was not originally planned. But in process of writing the first half, I felt the story would be incomplete without getting to see Iru achieve true happiness.Normally when I do multipart captions, I try my hardest to make them match each other really well, visually speaking, but with this story, I really liked the how contrast between the grayscale of the first image and the colorful pastels of the second reflected the tone of each half of the story.I decided on the name "Iru" because I wanted something that sounded very exotic. It comes from how the word "smile" is pronounced in Japanese: Su-Ma-I-Ru.
>>84714211>TQJust my usual writing and playing video games.I pulled off a double Bayoe~en in Puyo Puyo yesterday, that was pretty cool.
Oh nice, this thread is back. have a bump
>>84714239You went to the beach for some fun in the sun, but that immediately got pushed to the back of your mind when you spotted the short and stacked villain, Mary Dahl. After finally catching you oogling her Mary's eyes take a one way trip to your groin as she notices you're so hyper focused on her body you haven't even bothered to hide the outrageously big bulge in your swim trunks.
We're in danger of dying overnight again...
Whoa pg 8, nice to see the thread up again. Didn't have the time to bake one myself.>TQStudying, training, prepping for tests... and got sick.
Whomp
Survive.
>>84714224You'd almost suffered several heart attacks in a rowFirst was when the ground gave out under your feet and nearly swallowed youSecond was when something grabbed ahold of your legThird, once the rabbit women had calmed you down enough and explained they weren't some soul-devouring dirtbeast, was their announcement that it was their breeding season and their intentions for you.Between their arguing over who goes first and the fact that the rest of the ground isn't giving way as readily, they haven't managed to draw you all the way into their den of darkness and degeneracy But, their three-way argument aside a more treacherous part of your inner monologue wonders if it would really be so bad to let go and let them have their way with you?
>>84714239The last master of chaldea falls victim to the wiles and charms of an ANCIENT EVIL indian dragon woman, having no good intentions but to sprinkle the world with menacing invincible children, if everything goes according to her lovey dovey plans at least.
Repost from the previous thread(s).
>>84715456>>84715480Adorable smol elf daughteru... truly precious, thank you for the diabeetus. I do have to wonder if the elven "slowdeath" is truly a plague upon the elves, or if it's something in their food? Maybe the slaves are fed something that triggers fantasy celiacs disease, making them slowly waste away?>The best things in life are free.That is such cheese. It's perfect.
>>84724833>truly precious, thank you for the diabeetus.Thank you for reading! (⌒∇⌒)>SlowdeathSlowdeath's true identity is acutally the human disease "Commonpox". Humans do get it, usually very early in life, and it passes with little harm, after which they become immune. The disease was introduced to the dark elves for the first time when their alliance was forged, and spread like a plague.Dark elves, like all other elves, waste away from grief and weariness, which leaves them unable to properly recover from the disease even after the pockmarks fade. The slow death they suffer gave the disease its dark elven name.Once the embassy guard filled Iru's heart with love, she was able to make a full recovery.>last lineNot to fanfaronade, but I was pretty proud of that line, yeah.
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>>84714309Aggressive pack-hunters are right dangerous. Best prepare with plentiful hydration and sustenance.>>84715809I like it when cuck stuff is cute and fun, and this definitely lands on fun.
>>84714224Requesting cap about the pornstar Avril absolutely soaking the mattress from the intense squirting during her first anal porno.
Reeepostan.
>>84728563Anon's been drawn into a pack without fully knowing or understanding it, but he'll be alright.As for the cuck stuff, I feel the same. I only really like the cuckquean stuff where everything is above board and everyone's on the same page and having fun.
And another repost.>>84725371Woe, pox be upon you...Once it is discovered that love can heal "Slow Death", would it be renamed to Love Pox?>>84731931Consent continues to be the hottest thing ever.
>>84714224On your anniversary your girlfriend, Judy invites you to what appears to be an abandoned strip club. Turns out it got busted for drug trafficking so it got shut down, but the little bunny decided to take advantage of this to celebrate. After sitting for a moment the lights on the stage turn on as Judy comes out dressed like a tramp ready to give you a show while you pleasure your big human cock.
>>84714239A new battle school for girls had gotten attention recently, and with the Champion Cynthia unquestioningly supporting it after getting a 'private lesson', Hilda and Rosa had to find out for themselves just what the regimen was like. As Cynthia welcomes them and sizes them up for service- I mean battle gear, they start to have doubts and some questions. But Cynthia reassures them Master- I mean Sensei, will make everything clear once they step into the "Training room".
Man, I know it's mid weekend, but trash is going pretty dang fast right now.
>>84733967I think that is 4chan in general. Even fast boards like /v/ have 2 days thread up at any time now.
