Does anyone even read these? Time is convoluted in a dying thread, add people to jerk off or not or whateverNo edition edition
This is such a pessimistic OP, I love it. Just have fun. Are you alright, op?
*lies to you*
>>84746771I love Toki and it's her birthday today.
>>84746799How are you going to celebrate her birthday
>>84746938I'll read her momotalks later, I usually do that for every student I own. I already jerked off to her today so that's the only other thing I can do.
>>84747064Invite her to the cafe too
OUGHHHHHHH SHUT UP ABOUT GACHA SHIT IM GONNA EXPLODE
KEEP TALKING ABOUT GACHA FUN IM GONNA CUMM
>>84747272Explode!>>84747169I'll invite bToki and I'll even give her a few gifts and get her to 20 affection, she's at 17 right now.
>>84747362And the base version?
>>84747401Base version is like 25, I got her when she released. Bunny version is 20.
>>84747447Pretty good, is she your favorite?
I want to be Remielle and get my tits groped roughly
>>84747625You are her and I will grope and cum on your tits
>>84747591No, but she's up there in the top 5. Do you have any favorites?
>>84747447sex
Today I will watch a Vtuber pretend to be Ame-chan.
>>84747997Good girl!
>>84747832Yeah! the last 2 I posted are some of my favorites
>>84748011stop encouraging alty to become a girl
>>84747997Is it tiring to have princesses slobber all over your cock 24/7?
>>84748034Good taste, Kayoko and Kazusa are pretty nice. Yuuka is very lovely as well.
>>84748367I always liked Yuuka but recently I started liking her a lot more
Today is going to be a great day! *,°*:.( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°* 。The most important thing is to make sure whatever you're doing is something you've decided to do!!!
>>84749058Hi alty blue
>>84749283What the heck. That's classified information.
>>84749027What made you like her more?
the fart
the cum
I am searching for person named hana/sanaefu from discord. If you are here please answer, I want to get back in touch(not in literal sense) with you.
>>84751506sorry I am taking a break from talking in discord
damn son got owned
>>84751735How about talking in matrix? :DThat's okay, good luck with whatever you are doing right now and with life in general!
Blue Archive girls are for self inserting into for the sick thrill of flirting with an older man as a vulnerable teen
I'm Older man.
>>84753596we know that already alty
If I'm dumb ugly boring and talentless should I drive my car into a wall at a high speed
>>84754302Wow you know how to drive and own a car? Sugoi!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚
third worlders with double digit iq drive and own cars. what's amazing about that
You're more amazing than you give yourself credit for.
I'm an amazing useless stupid piece of ugly worthless shit
>>847543698========D O:
>>84748285If they aren't enthusiastic enough they get SLAPPED.
Friends... Where are you friends...
I have no friends I'm too depressed to talk to anyone or do anything
>>84756454If your only choice is to sit and wait for death you might as well go out and take some sun, you're like a plant too you know? You need its vital energy even to wither faster and die
My Bonzai tree needs It's soil changed soon. I should to that tomorrow.
Hehe you said soil
It's called soil I don't get it. was I supposed to say earth.
>>84756454Cool
>>84752208this, it's AGP heaven
>>84757473I love you Yuuka
Friends. It's Monday tomorrow.
>>84759372Yipeeee!!!
goddamn i didnt think this thread could get anymore pathetic.
You don't know shit if you think I can't get way more pathetic than this homes
*Is pathetic (sexually)*
If I had energy I'd be crying but I'm too empty to even do that
>>84759940Are you pathetic enough to be fucked by some other loser like me?
Woke up at the same time as yesterday, I rested. I didn't leave the house. I read the manga, felt inspiring and interesting, a bit confusing but not as confusing as Blame. Left it at chapter 30. I did my math test, the problems were easy, but I still did mistakes. I felt so dumb when I realized, but I didn't do bad either. I worked on a chapter of my fanfiction.The phone is coming in 4 days. I gave money to my parents. Feeling better than yesterday, the stress is gone. The day was too hot, today my shirt got ruined by sweat... I didn't talk much to my internet friends, tomorrow will be work out day, I will do my best
>>84761993Good luck!
>>84762222Thanks, let's do our best tomorrow
>>84761043If we're just talking about pathetic yeah
Thread is the exact same with the exact same people as a month ago
>>84762563What else should we be talking about then?
>want to prone bone my friend badly>they show interest back>I immediately lose interestWhy is that?
>>84764238You only like the chase and it gets boring when there's no more chase. Can I prone bone your friend in your instead?
Add me phonologic_ I love bdsm feminization and furries
>>84745983bump
I think I really like Chinese dresses because of the implied consent.
>>84767377Nobody will wear one for you alty
Wake up at 3 am and I'm thinking about MadisonShe told me she has a new nigga and his name is Julian Dgaf about her new nigga I'm just trynna make my check biggerNiggas hate me cause I'm a fat niggerI don't care cause I'm a bitch getter
Princess. Put on the Chinese dress. Now. *Snaps Fingers*
>>84768024*Puts on the Chinese clitty trap*
>>84768050Oh that is hot.
alty bros not like this...
I'm back in work tomorrow. My sleep schedule is ruined and I have to be up at 5 to catch a train. It's going to be a rough day. Please pray for me.
>>84745983>Turn OnsAdultery/cuckolding, ass focus, breeding, bullying, costume play (especially cowprint and catsuits), exhibitionism, exposure, extremely rough fucking, fanservice, fighting RP, hypers, interracial/raceplay, latex, massive asses, sadism, stripping, twerking, and so on. >Turn OffsGangbangs>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?Mostly ERP, some light chatting is good too. I want to play canon or OC males opposite canon females in Blue Archive, Evangelion, Gravity Falls, Mario, Mihoyoslop, Naruto, Nikke, Pokemon and plenty of other settings>Not looking forI get bored with people who just feed images>Discord tag if you are feeling braveFrocto>Do you top or bottom? (or Sub/Dom status)Switch
Back to uni... Sigh....
Back to being a lying piece of shit
Stop lying
Start lying!
I don't want to go to work!!!! Reeee!!!!!
Yes you want!!!!
oh no sisters my bladder uuuuuuugh
I was locked out of my twitter account but now I got access back and can browse cute art to my heart's desire.
>>84771617weirdo
Today I want to be the internet angel!
Neru!
>>84768024
Me (middle) and who?
question! how do you control your desire to rescue people? sometimes you meet people who are just so sweet but when you listen to them they are struggling and it really makes me worry but in some ways it feels like its not your role to help them even if you want to if that makes sense
>>84775895I'm satsuki...
>>84776189You kinda have to stop caring so much and realize that you can't really help people that much over the internet. Please keep your savior complex in check, it'll bring you more trouble than its worth.
>>84776189I just don't I'm self-sacrificer pro if they're cute enough their company is worth the effort
>>84776665yeah, im a little worried something could happen to them if I dont do anything. but maybe I should have more faith in them.>>84776711
>>84777197cutie, I'd let you save me
>>84776189Its totally normal wanting to help people who are struggling, I think what's happening in your specific case is that you don't know if the other person will be okay (and they will be, so don't worry) but being positive and nice already does a lot of help neither of you notice.And also asking how they are doing and take their word for it will help you feel better.
>>84776189Do you want to help them because you actually care about them or you just want to feel good about yourself while doing that?If you wanted to help them, you would have already done it instead of asking here. There aren't really any "roles" when it comes to helping someone or not, you just do it without thinking about it if you actually care about them.
>>84777792Cutie
>>84777792Sex with Yuuka
I like having transgirl friends its like im an anime protagonist surrounded by women
>>84778443Why not get real girl friends?
>>84779429transgirls are nice and friendly
>>84779451Real women are too
>>84779477yeah probably. I haven't talked to too many cis women though, they don't seem interested in me
The thread is nice when it's trans friendly.
I'm working from home today and will set up my zomboid playthrough
>>84780139true, our trans queen appeared right after your post >>84780197
>>84780139trans are nice <3
I do makeup once a year and I don't really get how trans or cis females do that stuff daily.
>>84780792You're a brown mexican cuzzy
Hh-h-h--h-h-h-h-h-hiiiiiiiiiii! I-i-i-i-i-i-i'm pink a-a-and I-i-i-i'm a s-s-stupid trans bitch!
>>84780874mwah mwah mwah love you
>>84780792You get used to it. I have my routine down to 15 minutes, a lot of it comes down to finding the right products.
Woke up early, went back to sleep and woke up again 30 minutes later. I did my exercises. Today's morning was especially pleasant with plenty of clouds and a good shade of blue. I did my math test, I did the same questions from three days ago, this time I aced almost all of them. Read the manga, the pacing felt erratic, a major fight scene was completely skipped and two supportive characters died without any build up. Wrote lines for my fan fiction.Didn't talk to anyone today either, except to fast food workers, they were nice. Food was tasty, but will need to be burnt away in my next exercise session. I didn't want to post today, but woke up in the middle of the night, so I cleaned up my room too. I will go back to sleep soon, good night
What, pray tell, are my fellow /dff/ians listening to tonight? I've been looking for new additions to my fusion-jazz playlist, so I've been going through more of CASIOPEA's catalog lately https://youtu.be/4Hvvltt7d-U?si=PQRNq6YRIoqSxwLn
>>84781187Forgot my image! I'm going to kill myself! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>84781187Jin released miku versions of some kagepro for the anniversary songs so that
>>84769260> OC males opposite canon femalesthis is intelligible, are you ESL or just retarded?
Hi, how are you? I'm looking for interesting people to talk to. There may be flirting and lewdness, but it's not the main thing I seek. I can be pretty lovey dovey and love-bomby if you will. Platonic and sensual is fun to me. That said, I want to learn as much as possible about you, and I enjoy the unfiltered nature of conversing with /trash/ users. I would say 'don't be shy' but in reality, it's cute when you are.Since you are going to ask: my sfw interests include reading, music, movies, writing, physical fitness, art, so just the usual. I am not super into video games but I wouldn't mind if you want to stream something or watch me stream.Nsfw interests include... well, I can be both very subby and a gentle dom, and I like just about most things vanilla or depraved. The things I DON'T want to hear about would be NTR, cuckolding, blacked, general raceplay, people who want to be aggressively feminized and the like. There may be things I'm forgetting but, besides those things I am open to mostly anything, especially if there's nice art of it.>discord:yamaa___
My classes started... Please help me guise... It's very scary
Sometimes I make provocative posts knowing that at least a few people will want to engage with it just to not reply to any of them because I realize that I can't be fucked to actually talk with any of them past the initial post. Some part of me enjoys riling people up or creating an interesting scenario for them to think about but doesn't care to go any further than that, which makes me feel a little bad sometimes
>>84784459That's not very internet angel of you
>>84784634but it's very internet ghost of them
>>84784459I kind of do that too. So I understand.
[Terrible News] I will be working late the next six weeks and will be getting home at 8pm. This will leave me an hour to do everything before It's time for bed. (I have to be up at 5am)
Can wuwa stop being a shitmillion gigas? I'm missing out on so many cute sluts, I'd have a full team by now if I could play it!!!!!!!!!
Why don't gacha players just hack the game and play offline ?
Hii I just want people to voice chat with one on one or in my fren discord server.discord is hitmebabyonemoretime333I'm 29 cis f and in the pacific time zonereply to this post if you sent me a friend request and I will accept it. I want people I can call unprompted... since I like calling people without asking first. add me if you're fine with that.
>>84789770Why aren't you dating someone already chickn
>>84789770oh nothing lewd btw, me and my boyfriend aren't semi open anymore. platonic friends only.
>>84789294what would be the point of that?
>>84789786I already am dating someone in person I just like talking to new people and voice calling people when I have free time
>>84789294I only know genshin had something like that.
Going to make this retarded whore gag on my cock platonically.
>>84790248H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hiiiii I-i-i-i-i-i'm p-p-pink a-a-and I-i-i-i-i-i'm a r-r-retarded w-w-whore!!
Thank you for existing Friends!!!!!!!!!
/dpf/ - discord princess finder
>>84791022Ur welcome pookie
Collecting my Princesses in my castle. Giving each one an outfit and persona.
Well I had a fun two hours of freedom. Time to go to bed....