/beta/
*farts poopily*
name the pacman ghosts
Wowzie she pretty
>>84751517kill yourself
wud u eat her poop
>>84751580No I not into scat sadly
why not
i just smoked a whole bunch of crack
im so damn fucking fat and romanian
dung filled poop pie
>>84751701is that a boy or a girl?
doctor fauciyes?give us vaccineshelp all the people who have been quarantined
raw fucking that little bitch wally every single day after she comes home from stocking shelves at walmart
you'll get aids or worse
the amazing digital subway
>>84751206chun li, blanka, e honda
oh brother
bro forgot sue
that but a freshly pooped poopy anus
>>84754615its a poopy filled butt sausage
>>84758915yes but who is pooping it? this is important
poopito ergo sum
>>84758696sex
ok nerd no one asked now wheres the po.op
poopito is a spiced poop delicacy laced with traditional south american herbs
titicaca
why bro using fake twt filenames
dont really like the blacks
should i keep touching my penis
just outsource your decisions to ai bro
ai guy go ask the ai if i should keep touching my peanus
when it comes to being fat and romanian no one can beat adrian lupascu
poopooscu
looking for anons to poop live on discord
>>84760725i need that drink holder
no you dont
>>84751206inky clinky clyde and uhmm pinky i think
>>84758826this but unironically
Florida Cops Face Off Against Angry Gator
farted yummily
its better when its a shart that way you get some poopies to eat
wanna get some food from taco bell tomorrow but i heard they got bacteria in they food
white people dont put bacteria in they food
white people are a bacteria on the planet
he said while believing proximity to white people is a universal human right
>a bacteriaesl
planting underground mines in their proximity is a universal human right
the only white people that i legitimate dislike are the traitorous swedes
hope the brown hoards enjoy slavery 2.0 once the jews have eradicated all wypipo
bro is hoarding brown people
bro please keep us around we're definitely not living in slavery 2.0 already
the jews must eradicate every swede
collecting welfare while living in your air conditioned section 8 apartment is pretty pathetic but probably a step up from working the cotton fields
remind me again who invented concentration camps
jews
maybe bro can invent a bacteria next
white people literally gave jews a whole ass country and then turn to brown people are call them the problem
the swedes would invent a stab-you-in-the-back machine. but they would call it something misleading like a free puppies and rainbows machine
holy esl
jews are the problem please save us brown people dont let us die out just have sex bro
women are the jewish gender
might watch anime soon because im spiritually japanese
my pee pee hurts, i fucked wally too hard last night, i gave him one of those high virus loads
how does an obese romanian have the stamina to do that
tj "henry" yoshi
how it feels to poo 5 poops
when you peeing but wish you could also be pooing
The problem with this joke is that any reasonable audience would instead conclude that the joke is simply an invocation of a silly rhyme as the result of a realistic phenomenon: that a rural business selling farming supplies has changed ownership from Chuck to Sneed which serendipidously rhymes with the rest of the shop name. It does not occur to most people to expect the nature of the business had been changed as well, leading them to assume the name of the store was "Chuck's Feed and Seed" given that the only communicated change was that of the owner's name. It requires a complete severance from suspension of disbelief to consider that "Chucks Fuck and Suck" is the intended etymological implication because it violates the expectation of normative world processes necessary for suspension of disbelief in favor of a wordplay joke completely unrelated to the story or anything else being presented. The fact that the store may have previously been sexual in nature is not sufficiently set up to be funny. It relies on the viewer to consider sexuality, in particular homosexuality (in being presented as Chuck's), to be humourous on its own, which relies entirely on an external audience assumption. Thus it does not justify itself as an affective element of the narrative, and can be considered an unnecessary detail which fails the principle of Chekov's Gun.
nostalgic for big poops
a poop is a poop. you can't say it's only a half
a poop by any other name would smell as sweet
>>84762032jej
might ai generate ben 10 aliens pooping tomorrow
you wont pussy
>>84762285PLEASE DO, and if you can make every poop be different depending on the alien that's be amazing, ghost poop, poop on fire, crystal poop, green insect poop, fish poop, digital poop etc
ok now i wont you guys put too much pressure on me and you know im an underachiever
>>84762344bitch
see? you is a pussy
how wdo i make 4chan night mode
go back to preddit
did you guys know i spiritually japanese
when i watch anime its like iim watching my own history
if ur city dont have a night in its city then it aint no city its a town and towns lame af bruh
Grok draw upchuck pooping on his large ballsack
a mind that moves fast is hard to control slow your thoughts and regain ownership of your life
i disagree, i lived in a rural town with a population of 250 for a while and it was kino. no fat retarded mexicans and all the foids were either old or on crack so they had better things to do than annoy me with their entitled foid banshee shit
omg no one fucking cares about your gay ass rural hick poopertown bruh we talking about kino japan with kobenis and train stations and stuffs fuck off u stupid ass pooface faggot
i know you don't mean all that. you just say that to look cool. i know you care about me and my anecdotes
ur so lucky there are only like 3 people who use this thread and also that im not homelander cause i would have laser visioned you to death by now
why didnt god make me bornin japan so i could have japanese gf and go to love hotel
you would be a virgin ass friendless loser in japan too retard
you dont know shit my true foorm is alpha and also japanese i was just nerfed to be born to my lame ass parents
stfu bitchboy
sid wilson got kicked out of slipknot
i dont think thats true. its a different culture. the likelihood of me being a virgin friendless loser in two entirely separate sociopolitical contexts is low
bro yappin like some nerd ass bitch thinkin itd totally be different in grorious nippon son im crine
no he's right there are things that you see but without your eyes only then can you truly see
im only a loser here because my true japanese spirit isnt able to synchronize with my westener body its a little like beiing trans
how to get night mode on phone
where are the tiktok stickers you save and how to save them to your phone as jpg
who is your daddy and what does he do
save ur farts to sniff later machine
how is babby formedhow girl get pragnent
you arent ready to know that
tiktok is so muttland israeli globohomo now like let me fucking save my stickers to my phone bitch i earned them i collected them
bro cant inspect element
u cant do yhat on phone also i wanna apologize to myself for wasting my weekend gooning again
bros a filthy phoneposter, grim
i live in a multi system environment something a rigid puppet like you would never understand
your so mad
no argument concession accepted
while youre at the concession stand get me another popcorn and a large coke
webmp convert to jpg
Korranation WON?!?
hi guys I haven't read the thread all day since I posted the eminem findom parody cause I got distracted playing cyberpunk 2077 for 12 hours straight
i like the meditation missions in that game they are so relaxing but something tells me the guy is gonna jump me while im meditating and try to murder me in one of them
pooped the bed again award
"No, Poopito is not a spiced poop delicacy" is an amazing sentence
I did a bunch of side missions and dumped all my points into stealth so now I can clear whole bases without triggering enemy aggression even once and im playing on the hardest difficulty so I think rushing for the stealth perks broke the game
>>84763747never mix pleasure with business
>>84763690korra lost in grand finals actually. zaheer won the first major avatar fighters tournement held at CEO
nobody watches ceo
"Bad" Keyblades in Kingdom Hearts
what if /beta/ was a kingdom hearts level
there are no bad keyblades in kingdom hearts. theyre objects they dont have the capacity for morality
perhaps that's why bad is in quotes
that couldn't be
HBO's The Prince is Painfully Unfunny
when there's a new song with the giga & teddyloid producer tag someone on /beta/ seethes
>>84763995is that an adaptation from the book for little kids
what is this? a book for little kids?
is cruelmom here
why was he searching dead body
she has fantastic tits
>>84764452are you my bbc bully
shredded abt 100
>>84764501centsat the vending machine
if you didn't have a ßßç bully you missed out on teenage cuckoldry and there's nothing you can do about it
don't remind me bro
this is so me
>>84764547toast any good sandwiches lately?
i wonder if milly is actually cute irl or masculine and balding
still waiting for him to troon out lol
kek
i'll never watch the amazing digital subway, looks like a show for little kids judging from the visuals
>looks like a show for little kids judging from the visualsmuch lgbtp groomer media is
>>84764962>lgbtpLOL
my lgbtp friendbusers
bro lost his discord while being literally raped, bro had the gifts badge bro, mom you dont understand
>>84765025from sea to shining sea
dah bih gah
my little ladybugs