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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5272

>"Bird Cabal" Edition

--Stories--

By Oliver_Hart
>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 27)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776
https://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/oliver-hart/the-leaves-of-fall

By Anonymous
>One Morgtastic Evening
https://rentry.org/7so7afps

By OctaviaAnon
>My Saving Grace (Ch. 7)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341
>One More Light
https://archiveofourown.org/works/90277851

By ScaryDrPepper
>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch. 13)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878

By Rotham
>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 44)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541
>Cutter Lynx
https://archiveofourown.org/works/89468781
>Final Contact
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88979991

By BigCheezy
>Learn To Fly (Ch. 2)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67052770

By somethingaboutsharks
>Last Root Of Ngnun (Ch. 11)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79954151

By Sovetski
>Before Dark (Ch. 24)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021

By LunarOxide
>Eclipse (Ch. 22)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786

By VanillaTin
>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 20)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470/

By SpaceDimSum
>New Morgan models
https://gitlab.com/spacedimsum/msc-morgan

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Birds...
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Guys! I need help! I downloaded a sketchy file on my PC and now this weird dog thing with a skull face keeps appearing around my house!
I don't know what to do! What if she tries to do something to me? Any advice?
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I just heard my own voice in a recording and I still sound like a fucking 14 year old what is this bullshit. How do I fix that?
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>>84868377
buy condoms and some very tough shirts
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>>84868377
It's a very passive program, but you can't uninstall it, even if you wipe the system. Sorry. Just whatever you do, don't pull your- £E°ë+ out.
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>>84868331
Birds of Prey and the prey is your cheeky sushi and coffee lunch time combo
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Dr. Soot giving Morgan an X-Ray, with both of them oblivious to what will happen next!
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>>84868377
Mal0 fans when the creepy creature that stalks them and send creepy pictures ends up being a serial killer instead of cute skulldog girl who would love them unconditionally
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>>84868470
Can you even get a proper xray with an exoskeleton?
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>>84868471
Hey at least the suffering of no furry gf would be over Mal0 fans truly cannot lose
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>>84868385
Have you tried screaming into the void till your throat bleeds?
Don't forget to wear hearing protection.
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>>84868471
but what if she only kills people i don't like and still loves me unconditionally
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>>84868469
Still better than seagull girls who will just orbit around you and steal your snacks when she thinks you're not looking
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>>84868385
Its probably not as bad as you think. A lot of how your voice sounds in recording comes down to your recording equipment and the environment, as well as the uncanny effect of hearing your voice outside your head.
Consider better equipment, layering a blanket over yourself and your setup to get better acoustics, and also just record more to get used to how your own voice sounds.
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>>84868385
>t. Alec Baldwin
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>>84868471
Mal0 fans when they don’t get to explore her mansion!!!
:(
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>>84868572
Mal0's bare ankles fucking never
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my malo just keeps telling me to spend money on gacha games
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Guys, I accidentally impregnated a rat girl and she told all the girls in the rat ghetto.
Now the entire rat girl neighborhood is trying to get with me to gentrify them.
What should I do?
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>>84868640
Introduce them to your single friends
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>>84868640
Personally, I'd get the bitch to flush the kid
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>>84868640
Send out the (human man) booty call!
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>>84868532
No, it's a creepy old guy wearing a skull mask and black ropes and he's raping and killing you
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>>84868385
Fix your posture and speak from the chest.
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How about you share some story ideas you have?
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>>84868759
https://pastebin.com/pt1eT7vz
Here you go.
There's another one I'm workshoping for a HMOFA cub story that anons won't actually pearl clutch about, but it's difficult and requires a LOT of finesse.
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>>84868759
what if there's like a big breasted sexy anthro girl and she loves you a lot
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>>84868793
fuck you. i'll clutch my pearls if i damn well please
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>>84868759
how about exploring the megastructure with an bird gal?
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>>84868793
>Nigger corp
who let bro cook
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>>84868653
>>84868672
Nobody wants anything to do with the rat girls.
The few friends I have know how clingy and obsessive rat girls can be towards human men, so they want nothing to do with my problem.
>>84868670
They're gestation time is only two weeks, anon. Its far too late for that.
Fuck, I'm such an idiot for not noticing she sabotaged the condom.

I might just have to accept my fate at this point.
I'm going to be thrown to the rats and come back a father cheesed to meet you.
My legacy with live on through a hundred wives and thousands of children.
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>>84868837
Was actually thinking about doing something like that only with a mouse. She finds a human and thinks he's the chosen one to lead her people out of the structure and into paradise. He's just a Joe-Schmoe trying to leave the place and has no knowledge of her prophecy.
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>>84868850
But where does she store extra mags?
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>>84868837
Skibidi?!
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>>84868825
Sure, you do you. I just want it to be an open, straightforward, long story that counters the main issues most cub content has, especially furfaggot one.
My two baseline ideas right now are a medieval setting with (you) being some minor noble who was married off to a very young anthro girl. The romance will come into focus by the midpoint at best with actual bonding content taking up the first half. OR Kodomo no Jikan-esque school setup, but that one needs a lot of work to not feel completely contrived.
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>>84868529
Can't say I have.

>>84868547
You're probably right, that seems like good advice.

>>84868550
Kek

>>84868718
Will do.
Wow, just doing that helped a lot actually.
https://voca.ro/18RePrBg6hXi
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>>84868793
idc about cub as long as you don't spam the ugly things here
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>>84868511
Soot just has to be quick about it before Morgan gains an exoskeleton.
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>>84868919
you sound normal
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>>84868919
you sound abnormal
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Heavily referenced (see: plagiarised) bridge
Decided to see how shit it would be if I refused to eraser anything and live with every mistake also gave her thumb a bean because beans are fucking hot
Think I need to stop being such a pussy and stop being afraid to have details touching or overlapping each other
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>>84868924
Unfortunately me mentioning it will probably launch some spreg into posting it.
Isn't my intention, but I don't want to never mention it just because thread shitters exist.
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>>84868919
you sound irish
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>>84868640
Become a Rat King
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>>84868870
she's like reaper from ow (weapons teleport inside her cleavage)
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>>84868991
That is awful I'm proud of you
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>>84868991
Sovl
Also pretty cute actually, I like it
Nice Bridge, anon
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what if Morgan got added to Fortnite
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>>84869034
Is she a character from something or does "imagen" mean ai
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>>84869077
You can mod Fortnite, just sayin'
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Barely legal waifurs
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>>84869059
I have something far more autistic and precise planned but thank you it is truly terrible
>>84869071
The soul is all bridge I am merely it's willing slave
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>oi izzat a crumpet in ur pockit or are u jus happyta c me?
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>>84868793
If you plan for it to be wholesome then get ready for that Sophie porn artist to show up again and uoh over the character
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>>84869092
Sorry anon. I prefer my waifurs illegal.
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>>84869088
Iirc it’s Spanish for image, so that’s their version of Image.jpg / capture.jpg / File.jpg
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Reposting (just once I promise)
>Doe waifur
>Bit on the younger side (early 20s)
>Real sweetheart
>Smart too
>Internet-savvy
>BIG Undertale/Deltarune fan
>Talks about it a lot, posts about it a lot, plays it a lot
>Literally Me's when she sees Noelle
Your thoughts?
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>>84869092
Why she hiss?
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>>84868759
I feel like a talk about my story ideas too much for the lack of progress on them
>Nord/Khajiit adventure story caught in a fight between to Daedra.
Most developed idea. Got some of the first chapter written and about 2/3rds of the plot mapped out
>futuristic sci-fi story about a human ex-fighter pilot turned small time smuggler recruited by a dissident faction of the former enemy alien coalition to do espionage type stuff
Have some of the characters figured out, and some important scenes regarding them, but overarching plot is full of holes and I haven't figured out how to tie the character development into the espionage stuff.
>Alt history story set in 1870s Alaska about a man shipwrecked while exploring Sewards Folly, rescued by a Wolf-Dog anthro (Russian Dog anthro father/Inuit Wolf anthro mother)
Basically just have the concept
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>>84869088
the 'imagen' filename means it came from a clipboard
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hey it's me
another urge to draw hitted me
so here's mila
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>>84869161
>noelle
Hard pass
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>>84869161
Which category does she fall into?
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>>84869172
Why she so GREEN (and cute)
>hands her an asparagus
Hey look it’s you :^)
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>>84869161
>BIG Undertale/Deltarune fan
stopped reading right there
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>>84869077
>>84869091
I'll see if I can get Morgan to default dance in Blender.
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>>84869202
i hate bimbo lips on anthros
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>>84869161
>UT/DR fan that really like to talk about it
>Or
>Hungry pack of wolves
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Can we get a new Aggie canvas this fuckhuge one doesn't load anymore for me
>>84869161
I would bully her
>>84869172
Mood
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>>84869207
DONT PUT HER IN, BLENDERS HURT PEOPLE
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>>84869172
fuck indeed
Mila cute
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>>84869161
Don’t go to the lake with her bru
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>>84869217
i pick wolf wife
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>>84869172
send her ass to the arcade immediately to have a fun time playing a House of the Dead arcade cabinet with anon
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>>84869217
Time for wolf time
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>>84866983
takes me back, think that was the first aggie drawing i did back in the aggieanon days
>>84868572
>>84868601
Only she knows the path
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>>84868759
Action comedy set in an urban fantasy city. It's about a human detective who is forced to work with a hot-headed german shepherd police officer waifur with enormous boobs. They hate each other at first, but they have a lot of action, crime fighting, and by the end of the day he fucks her mouth in her apartment.
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>>84869130
Well, as wholesome as a romantic relationship can be. See >>84868904
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>>84869161
I suggest the following changes
>BIG Undertale/Deltarune fan in secret
>will share this secret with you when she finally thinks you won't me fun of her for it
>Literally Me's in her head when she sees Snowgrave Noelle
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>>84869211
That's just a feature horses have built in
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>>84869249
not the best idea
im not sure how she will react seeing something so technologically advanced
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>>84869217
I choose wolves, I can cook rather well and I enjoy cooking for a lot of people.
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>>84869298
Oh I didn't know she wasn't in modern times.
Send her to the local fair with anon to have some fun then.
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>>84868759
A (relatively) young ne'er-do-well human male is forced to start pulling his weight in the community by the village's elder. His first order is to travel on foot to another village and deliver a big bag of locally produced highly illegal substances while dodging the local law. The travel in one direction will take him about a week on foot. He's accompanied by a horse anthro female, about the same age (also, roughly the same mindset, and roughly as popular in the village) as him, who carries most of the stuff they are bringing on her back.
They are both young, they are stupid, with faulty moral compasses, and eventually (rather quickly) they make a huge mess.
I don't know, man, this is stupid. Just another one to the pile.
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elseworld's version of furbro is looking funny
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>>84869354
genderbent anthro males are more interesting than female anthros
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i always like it when the human male is masked
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>>84869374
It can work, but it necessitates a specific kind of character. And that kind can get boring at some point.
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>>84869272
>having energy after a work day full of "a lot of action"
Must be a younger guy, early 30s. Or they bust a meth lab with confiscation.
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>>84869413
>it necessitates a specific kind of character
Really, now.
Why is that?
And what kind of character?
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>>84869368
are they?
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>>84869417
>"Oh man when this is all over we're going to have SO much fun tonight at my place."
>one crime-busting romp later
>"Fuuuuuuuck, just sit on my dick or something. I think I'm going to pass out."
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>>84869434
yeah
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>>84868534
Artist can make any species fat, call him The Lard Maker
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>>84869374
It can work sometimes but it really annoys me in porn. It completely breaks my immersion.
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>>84869428
THE HELM
The man that is greater than his face, but also one that lost his face.
The constant helmet imples a dedication to duty/art/etc. that has taken a large part of said character's life.
It is also a form of defence or persona for those characters, with the most vulnerable moments being those when the helmet goes off because THE HELM has no weakness and no vulnerability.
I mean it could also be a way to just have an anon character, a form of paperbag, but that one's boring.
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>>84869466
okay
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>>84869469
There are too many fatfag tags to filter on e621, especially when I have to actually open the image to find which tag they used that got around my other filters.
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>>84869482
Why?
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>>84869413
>>84869485
i interpret the helmeted guy as autistic
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>>84869417
>Have no energy to deepthroat sexy german shepherd anthro who was bitchy with you all day
Gay
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>>84869525
Yes, that's part of it.
But autistic as a form of shifting part of your personality into a cold dedicated passion towards something.
Like a man that has lost his name and is only know as The X (Protector/Preacher/Warrior/Defender/etc.), THE HELM is a man that has forfeited his face and thus the glory of his acomplishments.
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>>84869539
I seriously hope I don't share this board with somebody who thinks this look good
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>>84869485
Consider the following alternative scenarios:
1. The headgear is stuck. Maybe it's a mechanical issue. Maybe it's cursed. Could be a completely useless wimp who tried it on, and can't take it off now.
2. The headgear is to hide the identity. The guy might be both a hero and a complete dickhead.
3. The headgear is a cultural thing. It's a tradition for the guy, and underneath the headgear he's just a man.
Some of these can also be combined.
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>>84869417
Urban fantasy can have a lot of ways to give the guy extra stamina
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>>84869413
>>84869485
>>84869568
Interesting.
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>>84869608
>1. The headgear is stuck. Maybe it's a mechanical issue. Maybe it's cursed. Could be a completely useless wimp who tried it on, and can't take it off now.
I don't think this will work for a consistently maked character. Either it's a one off gag or the character will slowly slip into the patterns I've mentioned as his face fades and THE HELM establishes itself.
>2. The headgear is to hide the identity. The guy might be both a hero and a complete dickhead.
>It is also a form of defence or persona for those characters
3. The headgear is a cultural thing.
If it is constant than said culture will be along the lines of the aforementioned patterns. If you mention culture you can just as well mention being part of an order or faction or religion etc. etc. They are all about giving up part of your identity in pursuit of something (usually something greater).
>underneath the headgear he's just a man
That's true for every helmeted character and doesn't change. That's the alure. Judge Dredd, Vader etc. are all just men underneath the helmets. The greatest of them just start embodying their ideals so much the helmet won't come off even if you take it of. Makes for a good "regaining your personhood" narrative.
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>>84869572
I like the casual domesticity of it. Unfortunately it was proven long ago that AI is best at foxes for some reason.
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>>84869434
>>84869494
>take a beefcake bara gaybait
>turn it into a canine Pulchra
what's the fucking point
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>>84869717
>It is also a form of defence or persona for those characters
PRIMARILY, not also. The man in the iron mask keeps it on till the end for that reason.
>If you mention culture you can just as well mention being part of an order or faction or religion etc. etc. They are all about giving up part of your identity in pursuit of something (usually something greater).
And the guy in question is always going to be greater than his face, and following his faction or religion's creed, right? It's a rhetorical question. No, he's not.

Here, let me help you optimize your position a bit:
A man with his face hidden by his helm will always follow the same archetype: a man whose face we can't see.
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>>84869608
Reverse Quarian. The atmosphere of her environment is hazardous to the human male, but she can survive in earthlike atmosphere so there is a potential for eventual removal of it.
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>>84869161
If she's plump and has cute anthro feet, I'll take her.
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>>84869434
>>84869494
still not playing gacha doe
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>>84869572
I know, right? Imagine laying in bed, suffering sleep paralysis, and a disgusting yigger invades your home AND your bedroom, then your bed itself, and starts whispering her yiggerbabble in your ear.
Damn right it doesn't look good. It looks horrific.
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>>84869870
Its awful ugly shitty slop garbage crap
Kill yourself
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>>84869934
Wew anon lighten up a little
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mice are nice
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I don't care if hyenas aren't white, I still love them. And tigers, and lions, and zebras.
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Where is my beautiful aryan wolf wife
Life without her sucks
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If you get a winter coat, you're a daughter or son of the North. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
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homer let the barts out
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>>84869851
Yes, there are plenty of reasons to keep the helmet on. General safety and health concerns. Insurance fraud. Because a scary powerful wizard said so. Not just vigilantism.
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"I'm sorry Madame Furina, but we cannot be together... My family expects me to marry a human woman to produce legitimate heirs. I must fulfill my duty as the heir apparent and scion of the Sapiencortez bloodline. My family would never accept our love..."



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