>Actually Falco, you can still get the Doubledown at most KFCs. It’s an off menu item. Even if they say they don’t have it, just ask for two fried fillets and a side of gravy and grab a handful of mayo packets, then at home you can fry up some bacon and add cheese.>Just mix the gravy and mayo together, its called gravynaise>No its not gross, you can put it on anything.
Gravy! Anyone got stuffing?
>Uhm, dude, don't you think you've had enough?
Fox... easy on the everything...
>>84917037That’s a child.
>>84917039>got a boner from thisIt's over for me, isn't it?
>>84917036>I'll get this tray. Get the one behind me!
>>84917037>>84917038Ed's :)
>have nowhere to discuss Falco and Krystal fucking when Fox doesn't knowIf I try to do it on /trash/ it attracts a slopper to spam the thread.
>>84917041It is. But I'm here with you.
>Falco, I noticed your diet during your intense exercise routine. While I applause you, you must remember to have protein in your calories list. Exercising too much without a good meal plan will make you lose muscle instead of gaining thus making you weaker. >I know Falco, I know red meat is expensive in this economy but I know a cheaper and effective replacement for it. Have you tried adding eggs to your diet? I understand people like you hate the taste and smell of eggs but the facts show that the nutritional content of eggs is phenomenal and greatly helps with giving your body the fats and proteins it needs as well as giving you Vitamin D and B12.>ESPECIALLY the egg yolk. Now don't get me started on that Falco. Giving your body vitamins A and E plus iron an already impressive food brings even more to the table. So please take my advice buddy and try to add that to your meal plan.
>>84917044Krystal is for Panther.
>>84917036Impotent anti-Nintendo snoy seethe thread.
This joke is fucking boring
>>84917049>jokeit's a fetish
>>84917039This guy's animations are so fucking good. The Wolf follow up to this is even better.
Krystal ate too much pizza again
>IMG filenameGay third-worlder nigger thread
>>84917036i am more disgusted by this post than seeing gore and scat
>>84917046who really gives a damn about the vitamin content of any given food
>>84917036>>84917046explain this forced meme to me
>>84917036>Falco>KFC
>>84917039If this was Krystal or Kat instead, I'd coom.
>>84917057Oh yeah I forgot retarded Nintendo made Falco a pheasant instead of a falcon. Another great Miyamoto special
>>84917056>forced memeMore like forced feeding haha.
>>84917056Fox getting fat is hot
>>84917056It's not a shartjak so not forced
Forced meme.
>>84917062>AI slop>not forced
>>84917064>>>/s/harty
>>84917036What meds are you people taking or ignoring to think of a topic like this
>>84917044Falco is a faggot and a cuck. The only dick Krystal takes belongs to white human males.
Yay we've all moved on from NTR to fat/bara fetish, once again my expectations are subverted by you fucking japs.
You know, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches have a bad reputation after the "Haha Elvis died obese and on the toilet" thing. But I'm here to tell you that the King was right. Just take it easy, try a peanut butter and banana sandwich at some point. Go lighter on the peanut butter than if you were doing PB&J, nanner's got a strong flavor but not as strong as jelly/jam/preserves so you need to make sure your peanut butter isn't going to overpower it. Your best bread options are cheap ultra-soft store white bread or sourdough, too hard and you'll be squishing your filling out and if you're moving on to fried that's more reason for the white bread, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You'll be frying up sandwiches before you know it
>>84917057Birds eat other birds, even chickens eat each other.
i miss double down, shit was bussin as a postworkout meal
we just wanted a new starfox game, not another 64 remake
My favorite meme of this year
>>84917036I'm not fat enough to make these posts
This is somehow less funny than the also forced "nortubel" meme
>>84917068What about bara NTR?
>>84917073it better be in the end of the year /v/ collage
My favorite new meme.
>>84917036We're Starfox
I love fat Fox memes>>84917049shut the fuck up
>>84917073Same. I love it
>>84917050have you heard about the one where starfox characters suffocate in space
>>84917039Based. It makes me happy that every single one of these remake Star Fox threads devolves into fatfur posting.>>84917041>It's over for me, isn't it?It's just getting started, anon.>>84917051I'm still holding out for him doing a Falco one.
>>84917041how so?
>>84917075what the fuck is a nortubel?
>>84917055Sailors on long leaves
>*ahem* yes, hello. I'd like to order a Large Big Mac meal, extra cheese with a side of fries. Coke for the drink
>>84917087Fox should eat more than that, a lot more than that haha.
>>84917087Anon please I'm going to coom if you keep it up..........>>84917088They're going to have to keep getting him larger and larger flight suits just to keep up.
>>84917089Forget the suits, they'll need to expand his Arwing soon.
>>84917090>Falco squeezing Fox's gut fat and teasing him for putting on so much extra weight while Slippy works on the third seat replacement of the month just so it can fit Fox's double wide assKino.....
I'LL HAAAAAVETWO NUMBER NIIIIINES
>>84917091And to think, with their enabling he's only going to get bigger...
>>84917059Is this bait? He was always a pheasant.
>>84917093I'd like to imagine that after a while Fox's habits rub off on Falco, but that might be my own bias speaking because I think all the Star Fox men should be fat fucks.>>84917094He's a PHAGGOT.
>>84917095I love the trope of characters all getting fat and lazy when out of work, they should all be hogs indeed.
>>84917096>characters all getting fat and lazy when out of workThis is what happens when there's nothing but remakes of the same game over and over again. By the time there's a proper new Star Fox game they're all going to be out of practice and out of shape.
>funny meme ruined by gayfatfurswell it was fun while it lasted
>>84917098The homosexuality WILL continue until morale improves or until these threads stop being made.
>>84917098Anon... it was always a gay fat furry meme
>>84917046you coudlve just posted gomad and called it a day
We FEED you, Star Fox.
>>84917069banana is fucking gross man. It's the beer of fruits, that everybody pretend to like just to fit in.
Furries ruin everything
>>84917102>We FEED you, Star Fox.Hot...
>>84917102Andross has declared vore
>>84917036Thank you based fat fox for blessing us with your wisdom
Why did they make him fat?
>>84917108Because it's hot.
>>84917036>Falco if you order the Pan Pizza with only mozzarella as topping on the Domino's App you save up aound 7 bucks
>>84917109I bet Fox burps loud as fuuuck.
>>84917036>Falco stop ordering a single Quarter Pounder man, you can get more food with 3 daily doubles if you order them at the kiosk
>>84917036>Falco I cannot see my own cock anymore man>*sob sob sob sob gruntles* *cries*>she is gonna leave me man>I cannot satisfy her anymore bro>*takes a another tablespoon full off ice cream*>I'm such a fat fuck, help me out Falco>I'm obese! overweight!>I don't deserve a hot piece of ass like Krystal like this!>Perhaps you could you know...>What do you say>I been seeing how you stare at her>I don't mind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1RPc5OU2c
>>84917111He shamelessly belts out some roomshakers after guzzling down greasy slop, if these threads are anything to go by.
>>84917039>>84917083
>>84917115I need to commission hyper fat art of this dumb goat
>>84917116Based anon, I kneel...
>>84917068WOULD
>>84917073Is 6 7 a 2026 meme?
>>84917073I used to not get it but now I love it. What makes it extra special is that there is often a fatty who feels personally attacked.
>>84917106What if Fox got Andross' ability from the final boss fight?
>>84917045
>>84917083unf~
As a certified fatso, the market has changed so much that KFC is honestly the best value for your money in regards to the speed of getting your food, and the actual quality+taste. Their fries have improved dramatically, and the chicken might be full of sawdust and preservatives , but it still tastes good and is decently filling.McDonalds held a stranglehold over the market purely because it beat everybody in price by a large margin. But that's not the case anymore, and what you can get for $10 in Ronald's establishment has dwindled repeatedly over the last six years.
did the op really stay up all night bumping his shit furfaggot feeder thread he spams a few times a week
>>84917125Yep
>>84917124I love their fries so much its unreal.
>falco, it's important that we don't arrive to the rendezvous before 2200 hours or the donuts will still be full price
>>84917038Thats not Ed.Thats Kel.
>>84917127Their skin on fries are so much of an improvement compared to a decade ago it's unreal.
>>84917130They stepped up their game for sure. I also like how they serve Pepsi, which I find are constantly good as opposed to Coke which is hit or miss.
>>84917127same, but i havent been to a kfc in a while desu
For me? It's the boneless banquet meal.
>>84917039>See this>GIWTWM>BonerIt's over for me.
>>84917134haha thats funnybetter not think about it next time you eat something
>>84917135you forgot to bump.
>>84917046>I understand you people hate the taste and smell of eggs
>>84917135Damn it I thought of it while eating now I have to fapThough I'd rather be a fatass Falco desu
>>84917056He looks fat so we pretend he says fat things.Sorry if you don't get it unless it's a poorly traced wojak.
>>84917036I'll have two number nines
>>84917036I once called my buddy fat for eating a doubledown, then i took a biteIt took me to a place i can only describe as Flavortown. But i guarentee a 2nd bite would kill me. God i miss it. And the triple steak stack from tacco bell
Why does Fox sound so fruity in the remake tho
>>84917039>Dem meteo-sized areolasBlessed are those who give moobage with them but not big ugly thumb nipples, for they are a font of taste and culture.
>>84917083I will latch onto that chest for a full Hard-mode run.
>>84917097>Andross has ordered us to dick you down.
It's not just that he's a fatass, is also that he's a bit ND about it. It's endearing. Like instead of telling you about his Legos he's telling you about the 2000 calorie meal he's about to inhale.l (1/8)
for me, it's slippyspecifically eating me and/or trapping me in his flight suit
>>84917139>He looks fatGet some glasses nigga
>>84917147>anon tries to will new kinks into existence
>>84917142because he's voice by an actual faggot
>>84917149>clothing entrapment>new
>>84917124>KFC is honestly the best value for your moneyFake fat detected, it's not even the best value in fast food fried chicken. Cane's is cheaper by a lot and tastes better too. Pic related at catering rates but it's the same on personal meals, too.
>>84917151Why does /v/ have knowledge of every random af internet kink?
>>84917153We are anon, we are legion, expect us to fap.
>>84917152I am not American, I do not have access to Canes. Over here it's McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Taco Bell and Five Guys, that's it.
>fox gets fat>krystal leaves him>she goes back to the lizard planet and has sex with young athletic males
>>84917156Is that grifter Legend of Krystal sex game still being rebooted for the twelfth time?
>>84917152Canes only exists in airport terminals and shithole flyover states.
>>84917152>Cane's is cheaper by a lot and tastes better too.Canes is the worst fast food chicken bar fucking none. Expensive as hell and tastes like fucking NOTHING unless you drown it in that 90% horseradish sauce. The only good thing at Canes is the bread.
I want to feed Fox to death.
This thread's still up? Huh.>>84917138>Though I'd rather be a fatass FalcoBased. You should jerk off to that thought more, anon.>>84917147Slippy is very cute...
>>84917159>The only good thing at Canes is the bread.That means it has one more good thing than KFC does>Expensive as hell and tastes like fucking NOTHING unless you drown it in that 90% horseradish sauceNobody gives this complaint about chick-fil-a despite it costing like 50% more, being equally flavorless, and needing yellow corn syrup mayonnaise/texas pete aka white boy cholula to be edible. It's fast food chicken, you ain't getting le cordon bleu>>84917158>Canes only exists in airport terminals and shithole flyover states.you're retarded + Canes overtook kfc in sales
god DAMMIT just imagine how absolutely fucking incredible fox's farts must smell
Fat Fox VS Fat Vergil, who wins?
>>84917164Us, the on lookers.
>>84917161>Based. You should jerk off to that thought more, anon.Perhaps I will anon, perhaps I will.
>on-topic Star Fox (2026) discussion thread>moved to /trash/I just don't see what went wrong.>>84917266Atta boy, anon.
>>84917310The discussion was too heavy for the board. It needed a place that could handle the weight.
>>84917310I want them to get into a fart contest
>>84917310me under slippy's ass as his cushion while he's trying to get work done
>>84917464Here's a frog for ya, Slippyanon.
>>84917132You should go sometime. They even have their own Dew flavor that is pretty good too.
>>84917039>popufur ass fat-fur artistNah, I think I'm good.
>>84917036Uncfox can you turn down the podcast im trying to sleep
>>84917310Fat Falco is so fucking hot...
>>84917487Boot's artwork is lovely
>>84917778I'm biased towards smug/cocky fat-asses, Falco wears all the extra weight REALLY well.>>84917802He's one of my favorites, Boot does all of the Star Fox really well. He makes 'em all look really soft, I wanna use all the bellies he draws as pillows.
>>84917858>This will never be meIt's not fair...
>>84918217You should GET FATTER, anon.
>>84918275Agreed, need to be a waddling fatass.Or too big to even waddle, fuck it.
>>84918217It can if you put in the work. We can all make it and be fat!
>>84918444>got a boner just from reading thatThat's the spirit, anon. Keep thinking about getting fatter and fatter until standing gets you out of breath...
>>84918561Hhhn... fatter...
>>84918711
https://youtu.be/JIUolcvKibk?si=yTN8dZsu-64F_KzgOne day
>>84918948>>84918561If I were Falco I wouldn't stop stuffing my beak until I was a fucking butterball that can't even fit through doors properly without getting that bubble butt stuck. Gonna need a stretchy flight suit and a belt to hold all of that wobbling heft in. Imagine the moobs and those fat cheeks smushing that beak.
>>84918711>Hhhn... fatter...I felt like I was going crazy trying to find this specific image... Is this big enough for you, or is it too big? Is there even a thing as "too big"?>>84919698You might not be Falco, but what's stopping you? I'd love to squeeze your fatass gut and feel it get even bigger while you stuff your face.
>>84921291Oh that size is splendid, those plump cheeks and neck rolls are amazing. Dare I say I wouldn't even mind bigger... To be that size and still keep gulping. Imagine the stomach noises.
Fat people are disgusting and anyone promoting such a terrible lifestyle should be buried in a shallow ditch.
>>84921749This is why I try to eat somewhat healthily and exercise. Then jerk off to fat furry art. I'm not really into the irl stuff.
>>84921480Right? It’s not my preference but I can’t deny that blob / hyperfat is REALLY appealing sometimes… Maybe I just like seeing these fellas at any size.>I wouldn’t even mind bigger…Hnng, all that and you’re still thinking “get fatter”? Hot…>Imagine the stomach noises.And the belches. He’s going to make those walls shake.
>>84922146Blob is always peak
>>84922146I can only imagine the constant burbling of that enormous gut, constantly letting out explosive belches. I'd be utterly addicted to the idea of swelling to even more ridiculous proportions. And gosh that pic really does it for me as well.
>>84922319I bet you'd be a reeeeal sexy burping blimp
>>84922478Blimp is definitely a fitting word for such an enormous gas-packed bird blob.
ferks thread
>>84917124Every kfc I've ever been to has been run by stupid cunts and retarded pot heads that don't give a single fuck.Got lots of free, mediocre food.
>>84917124thats cool and all but KFC tastes like shit man
these fat fucks keep expanding when exposed to the vaccuum of space
>>84923467I would fuck a space balloon
>>84917040so am I
Those large andross bot hands are for groping his fat rolls
What's the fattest thing about you, fellow Americand?I'm a gold level member at Crumbl cookies.The nearest Crumbl is 30 minutes away from my house.
>>84918948Come on, tell me there's an alt where Falco's fat ass is pouring out of those pants and you can see some dark blue asshole tease in the middle of the crack
>>84917039>boner>couldn't resist fappingCan't believe fat busty guy did it to me
>>84917113kek
>>84917310Hey, it's for the better.
>>84927790Fat is just that sexy
>>84917036>Missed out on fatfur posting on /v/So sad. Might just have to stuff myself into a food coma to drown my sorrows...
>>84934341At least you can still have fun here.
>>84934386Sure, but the fun part is posting on /v/. No real reason to keep posting in this thread when /mfat/ exists.
>>84934671I get you, but its still nice to have it moved instead of just killing it. Discussion has slowed but its still going along.
>>84934671ballguts best guts
>>84934720I guess so.>>84935444Checked and true.
>>84935779He falls over and he won't be getting up any time soon.
belleh
>>84936623Hell just start rolling for more momentum
>>84936991True but its easier on him to just bring him his food and feed it to him while he is down.
Look at this fat fuck
>>84939362Extremely squeezable cheeks.
peppy swallowing a ton of food to make his belly big and round and instantly digesting all of it with a huge burp and/or farr the instantly flattens out his gut
>>84934341>>84934671Bros, I need to feed a dude an entire dinner of his choosing and then use his churning belly as a pillow so fucking bad
>>84917113fat fops
>>84917036>I'm putting together a team
>>84936808Wish I were that cute blimp
