Mistress that washes her florets in the floret swirler

affini who gets a little bit taller every day

>>84920310
Floret that wishes they were a little bit taller
And that they were a baller

>>84920486
affini who looked good I would call her

Affini that leaves a class C injector on your counter with a note that says "for when you're ready".

>>84922530
Indie that injects themselves in the neck infront of her because they're tired of stressing over not understanding.
Floret that gets it.

afffini that gets a bit taller every day, but the asymptote is at like 20 feet so you stop noticing pretty soon

feral flort who gets treated like a volunteer for some reason despite being actively resistant

affini who gets a little bit greener every day

affini that's a color they don't have on terra

>>84924978
Affini that's gotten a little too green and kinda hurts to look at.
She's really pretty though

flortube feral instant loss videos
>"i am NOT calling you 'mistress', you fucking weed!"
>cuts to them curled up, shaking, crying, and covered in a number of different and interesting fluids

Femboy that's started dressing more gender-typical since the Affini came, because he genuinely has introspected and come to the conclusion he's male, but he doesn't trust the Affini to take his word for it if they see him dressed too feminine.

>>84927122
Tomboy floret that notices this and has been through the same shit pre-war with the Terran Accord. Convinces her owner if she can go help the femboy feel more comfortable dressing and acting like they want to without fear of being forced to give up their preferred pronouns.

violent flort

Floret who feels safe enough around random affini to fall asleep on them in public or ask them for pets

>>84930437
this is all of them though

>>84930784
Not all of them! Some of them are too scared still or only trust their owner. It would take me a while before I trusted other finni enough to use them as a bed. It would probably be a big moment when I first asked one of my mommy’s friends if I could use their lap as a pillow and didn’t squirm away when they lifted me up to sleep there!

feral cuddles....

>>84931901
two ferals cuddling at the end of their lives as they know it (an affini is approaching)

Does the Affini Compact have the equivalent of Chuck-E-Cheese but for adults rather than little sprouts? Can I as an anthro cat floret show up and spend hours running and climbing and hiding for ambushes and eating surprisingly tasty pizza that doesn’t suck anymore and playing arcade games without needing to be on class-Y? Are there animatronics that play a really awful musical number but look kind of cool anyway? And are any of them free-roaming so I can blush and get my picture taken with them?

Affini that genuinely things human boys are a genetic defect caused by unhealthy evolution and every human should become a girl.

Visiting an Affini friend and making her case while the friend's male florets eavesdrop.

>>84933947
Affini who invents misandry!

>>84933072
new connivents!!!! :::)

>>84933997
watch out though, neither of them want to take the title of "second floret"

>>84933964
Affini who invents advanced misandry that's impossible for humans to win an argument against with at their lower level of reasoning, then teaching it to lots of human girls!

feralbreaker who is really excited to break down a resistant bitey free terran but their new floret is just really depressed and scared and humiliated

>>84934060
Indie who sacrifices their straightness to summon a fujofini, winning the argument with the power of gay.

>>84934257
Confused humans after hearing both sides from Affini who are so much smarter than them realizing that how much humans can't know what's best for themselves. Dozens are voluntarily domesticated shortly after.

>>84933562
I got stuck in those tunnels when I was a kid. Parents had to rescue me. Memories...

>>84934257
swirly glasses affini...

>>84934421
How many florets does she have, and what has she done with them?

>>84934453
None, but she has molested every floret she's ever seen.
She just keeps forgetting to actually do the terran ownership aptitude test, because she's very busy molesting terrans.

>Elvira can scarcely believe that such a massive, open space exists on a starship, let alone a forest filled with such motion and life. The winding nature of the path they’re on and the thick foliage makes it impossible to discern the telltale curvature of a habitat ring.
>She pinches herself to be sure she’s not dreaming. She idly wonders if the affini could manipulate her dreams. Surely not, she decides. That must be beyond even them.
>Probably.

I want stories that mess with Floret dreams!

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>tfw your affini is feeding you into a megachonk because it's cute

rescue flort who's so thankful to be off that hellish ship that they don't really want to fight back. the plant woman gives them three square meals, good meals, a day, not to mention all the snacks. it doesn't even matter that she tap feeds them like they're some kind of dumb animal

Affini that turns you into a burger

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Affini who wants to get you a pinnate and keeps sending pictures like this to your tablet to convince you

flort's first "i love you"

>>84939077
It is a really really good thing the affini don’t actually exist because my housepets porn searches would doom me.

getting put in the sweaty flort room in an hour

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>>84939636
Umm, I said it’s a really good thing the affini don’t know about how much I like this furry webcomic that blends CG/L and petplay! And involves human to anthro transformation! That would be really bad!!!

>>84940924
Good and polite florets get put in the floret steamer to be made sticky and sweaty and smelly and evil

>>84943113
floret evilfication... nefarious floret schemes... florets in tall black boots that swirl glasses of red wine while cackling... evil affini and their wicked floret hench(wo)men...

surely, if i act really pouty and sad and pathetic, the weed will have no choice but to let me go

>>84943972
evil floret (cute) and her terrifying monstrous abomination of a mistress

>>84943972
Mad scientist affini and their floret who gets to pull the lever

bap!!!!!

>>84947229
>baps you!!

Floret who has been adjusted, not so far from their original self, but just a little, some millimeters if difference in the places that are important. Floret who is off in a way that is immediately noticeable to all their fellows. Floret who is wrong. Floret who is wrong. Floret who is wrong.

what texture did you pick for your affini's nectar
I went with cream cheese this week and I'm regretting it a little

>>84947620
It's not wrong, it's right. Other Florets will be adjusted too, so they can accept their friend who now smiles more, and who doesn't stop to say "Um", or sigh for no reason.

>>84947620
>>84947747
that flort ain't right

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Affini who struggles because I don’t want a pinnate but I do want to occasionally pounce on boys like this and sniff them and bite them and then have sex with them and fall asleep.

little sprout khmer rouge

>>84948514
BITING a cute BOY?? they oughta lock you up in the Floret Jail for Sick Little Freaks

>>84947668
i don't think i can replicate the face i made reading this post through text

bap!!!

attention independents - there is an out of control affini implanting lone terrans in the designated indie area. please either find your forever owner or temporarily move to the xenra hab.

>>84954079
beep

>>84950650
conjugal visits with the florets in the floret jail for sick little freaks

connivent pinate that fucks me whenever they want to without even asking

Affini that tells it's okay to be a little bit scared right now, and that she's not going to hurt you, and it's okay and you're safe and everything is going to be fine

>>84959440
(she's lying)

>>84959630
no!!!!! she really really means it :( : ( ;-; u_u

>>84959630
very very new floret who won't stop crying as their case worker tries to hand them off at the domestication center because they know their mistress is just waiting for them to be alone so she can hurt them

>>84959833
it's true

>>84959842
it's not true stop it!!!! !!!! ! !!

flort who stays up all night and sleeps in until 3 pm

>>84959914
that's fine. florets are allowed to be 'eepy

>>84959833
If by hurt you mean Hug Until Really Tired, then yes.
We will be sending an agent you ask a few questions in person though, just to be sure.

failgirlbreaker

affini who gives class O to every floret she has,
the hab is full of florets cuddling all day everyday

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>>84952902
Ohhhhh noooo not the xenra hab…

u dumb bitches r gonna make the thread 404 start talking

>>84962483
I keep typing things in the post window and then backspacing them away

>>84962513
me too....

>>84962513
>>84962621
post your thoughts you dumb fags you're anonymous there are no consequences to your words or actions

>>84962621
me three...

ferallover.........

floret who's feeling very small and empty if anyffini want to abuse that

So according to the nebulous canon in the future Terrans became the second most populous pet species after beeple. That’s pretty fucked up, we are like the cats of the universe or the beeple are dogs

Terrans are not even good pets. We are a proud warrior race

>>84965023
its that bonding AFFINIty.
cats are "hunters" yet we love domesticating them

miserable new floret who doesn't have the motivation to fight back

>>84965204
about to get some body mods with questionable consent, a-la "In sleep we fall"

>>84964798
florets need... water! and calorie!

>>84962655
Don't listen to this Nona. I posted in this thread and now I have an affini who is after me. I've been on the run for three days and I've almost lost them. Sending this message to you now as a warning.

affini who doesn't do anything particularly weird or scary to me despite turning me into her floret

feral's first kiss

it's a lazy flort dangling afternoon

>>84965204
oh, that's okay. easy ferals are very cute. your new owner will make you feel better, little love, don't worry a bit.

depressed terrans are free. you can walk right into their habs, pick them up, and take them home and they wont fight back.

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>When you first met with her again you couldn’t believe your eyes.
> The same vile woman that stared daggers into you, that tossed you aside for telling her who you are is now brushing up against her mistress, eagerly telling you about all the lovely girls she’s been seeing recently, her fluffy little wagging with excitement.
>She tells you how happy she’s been, all the dates, all the electrifying body mods, how her affini makes her cum like no one else can
>Shes completely unaware of what she did to you
> When you first met with her again, you wanted to kill her
> But that rage has conceded, the woman you knew as your mother has been destroyed, reduced to a ditzy pet barking for belly rubs.
> You oblige, running your fingers through her fur as she stares at you with love in her eyes.

>>84965293
florets need electrolytes...

>>84967777
if i'm pathetic enough will the plant not be mean to me

>>84969192
its what florets crave

>>84970685
Fill your flort with ions

>>84970758
just ionized my floret. now i can pass an electric current through it

>>84971569
trans(istor) floret

Floret who likes osteology a lot and has a little portable xray that she looks at other florts with

>>84971667
p-pervert...

>>84967965
momcest brought about by 'finni meddling is very good. i like it when they make terran family dynamics fucked up (lovingly <3) out of ignorance or desire

mistress's antennae.......

>>84972287
Antenna pats.

bop

>>84965293
she's hydrated and has a BMI of 29 she just doesn't want to engage executive function or have responsibilities right now

>>84974531
make her fatter.

feral floret who keeps waking up screaming and crying in the middle of the night

>>84976320
Flort that still needs to cuddle with plommy to sleep

>>84975752
she may have fibbed a bit... it's actually 30... please don't put her in the floret wiggler

>>84969968
she will never be mean to you, sweetness. you don't have to worry about that sort of thing anymore.

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floret who wants to make a gmod map set in the hdg universe but knows releasing it is a very bad double plus ungood idea

>>84976449
100 year old floret who still gets tucked into bed and told a bedtime story by mommy every night

>>84979164
it's a good idea

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>>84979188
btw gordon freeman is 72 inches, so the "affini" brush depicted is 16ft tall @_@

>>84979164
Theres already a stelaris mod
i think its fine
maybe keep it vague and dont name it explicitly, but other than that shrug

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>>84979565
Yeah, I think I was just gonna call it gm_florted and not name HDG at all in the description

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floret who has her xenoconnivents violate her~

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I feel like an anon in a previous thread made this but it's so good

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I'm so fucking addicted and obsessed with hdg, I need to get pet so badly

>>84979934
i love the idea of a cute ditzy affini being all lovey dovey trying to convince you to get you to fall for her

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>>84980058
it'd work on me!

Just finished Abscission... I think, uhm, it just ends like that, with two side stories referencing dawn and not autumn? Or are there more chapters on readonlymind like with human domestication guide.
What happened to nyx, also what about Pollyon and memories, do affini forget more and more about past florets with every bloom?

>>84980358
it's not complete, iirc

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>>84980358
Call me a robot rat the way I wanna be awake for my haustoric implant surgery and the way I wanna be bread.

>>84979164
What would it involve?

>>84979565
Is the mod any good? I looked at the description and I had some questions.

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>>84981514
my gmod map would hopefully be a small town map set on a habitation ring, with the goal of having almost no valve textures.

I'm wanting to use this world from vrchat to take pictures and turn it into a skybox

it'd have an affini household with a room designed by each of my alters,
a domestication center,
maybe some shops,
and some hidden tunnels where feralists maybe once hid.

I'd like to make it into one of those exploration maps, and you'll occasionally see vines and some eyes peeking out behind a corner every so often.

>>84981091
I see, well, it was really cool. Still curious about bio rhythms as it hasn't really been touched on yet, on to divaricated!
>>84981261
robot rat <:

Deeply depressed "Feralist" who just stares up at the affini who is raiding their ship. She is ultimately let out into the affini vessel as an independent, since they note that she's not violent and didn't resist.

>>84979964
some images just really hit home how HUGE the affini are.

>>84982791
yes, exactly. they are GIGANTIC. it is NATURAL for terrans to be A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE around HUGE, fast aliens that could crush your skull in an instant if they wanted to. will you be an expert witness at my wardship hearing

>>84983548
yes, but also its natural for a Terran to feel protected around such a big powerful creature that has its best interests in mind. Being scared of affini due to their size is a sign of latent feralism.

for all the mommyffini out there are there any maleffini that use daddy
I haven't run into it yet

>>84983548
Its not the Affini's fault that Terrans are cute and tiny squishy and so itty bitty and very fragile and adorable, and soooo smol and and and

fem affini who makes you refer to her as "master"

>>84986611
brat Terran who is a "master baiter"

>>84986765
Floret that has never touched their own genitals and has only ever come because of their master

>>84987480
n-never??

>>84987591
Shocking to say, but the master baiter...
Is scared of masturbation...

>>84987480
God now I wish I never did such a heinous act and kept me a clean slate for plommy

>>84987801
Affini who notices her floret has unhealthy ideas about sex and purity and assigning a mandatory masturbation routine.

affini who catches her new floret playing with itself

>>84987849
Floret that gets embarrassed and cums super hard because they were beating off to plommy...

,mmistress who loves yuo :::)

mistress who hates you and does absolutely nothing for you

>>84990023
wwwhat does she hate about me?

First bloom tasked with caring for an incomprehensible horrifying feral

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>>84984804

>>84990721
*incoherent *horrified
They are very very scared and crying very very loudly and very very much need a hug

affini that thinks its cute when u go nonverbal so she keeps u on class Ws all the time

>>84991507
but they're probably also terrified of being touched by their fini

Affini who hugs you vertically. You learn a lot of questionable things from her, like how and why you should eat corn the long way.

Affini who saves me from having to end my lunch break and go back into work and pretend to care about integration testing

Der ewige Flort

>>84992228
They don't have their Haustoric yet. This is a very common scenario, but she knows that, the fisrt bloom had just passed her terran care aptitude test!
They were only brought into the domestication center a few hours ago, and had to be sedated in transport.
But she's very pretty! And smells really nice! And has yummy snacks!

>>84993687
It's ok! Sedation and cuddling until the sweet little thing is used enough to her scent and biorhythm not to panic immediately in her presence will give her a foot in the door. Standard operating procedures.

>>84995120
mistress who scent trains you....

>>84995144
anxious floret on the verge of tears who visibly calms down once their mistress is close enough for them to smell

how long does it take for a scaredflort to stop being debilitatingly scared of their new mistress

>>84981514
>Is the mod any good? I looked at the description and I had some questions.
Its been a while since i played it. twas before they invented civilians, so i dont know how they dealt with those changes. It was pretty neat though! Not super balanced, but flavourfull.

>>84995238
A second or a few from the moment the needle goes into them :)

>>84995238
a few days, and the initial difficulty will be eased with xenodrugs so the poor little floret doesn't suffer so much from their distress. they'll likely still be anxious after that, but the fear will no longer be debilitating - they'll continue to be slowly socialized for several months until a strong sensory and mental association is developed between their owner and safety/security.

In an AU where monstergirls are a thing, do you think the affini would be a *type* of monstergirl and the "monster ecosystem", or still an external force that takes over the world from the outside?

>>84995726
If you mean monstergirl in the general sense, like dryads, or nymphs, without being bound to the nature of planet earth inherently, then they'd probably count as like Ents/Entwives. The same way a generally catlike alien counts as a catgirl.

>>84995726
i kinda like the idea of domesticated monstergirls
if you wanted a 'healthy ecosystem' maybe you could keep affini being overpowered and give them the alraune's mobility issue?

>>84995817
>>84995871
the idea was kinda half baked in my head when i posted
i suppose theres two distinct ideas mixed together really

A) The affini, as they are in normal canon, come to a MGQ-esque world instead of the accord

B) Instead of being aliens like in canon, they're just part of the usual monstergirl ecosystem, though they might be plotting takeover via domestication or something

>>84995923
I think it makes the most sense for them to still be invading.
Even for however possible it is for them to be monstergirls in the existing environment, I think it would undersell them in a lot of ways.

>>84995243
Yeah, the balance was what I was concerned about. They basically already have the same structure of an empire in there (Rogue Servitors), and it seemed like they remade a system that's similar, but without the negative effects and with more bonuses.

Affini who knows. You're sure she does, just as sure as you are that she's been watching you. You've never seen her, but you've become more adept at sensing her biorhythms over time. You've been feeling her nearby more and more lately; you think she may be coming to claim you soon.

You hope she's nice.

affini who's sort of stupid, you think. you keep having to remind her she's trying to domesticate you

>>85002129
Ditzy bimboffini...

I made the mistake of taking a nap on my porch. A video of “Terran napping in a sunbeam” went viral on affini social media. No they won’t take it down. How is this even legal? Don’t they have to consider my wellbeing or some stupid garbag.

>>85002129
>>85002280
affini that makes you start to feel dumber just from being in her presence

>>85002339
you should go on strike. No more porch naps until they apologize, they can have their one video but will have to live with the fact that they won't come across you doing it again.

ffini who reads to me

>>85002746
what does she read to you?

>>85002556
Bimboffini with GHM aerophytotoxin that makes you dumb and pretty from smelling her...
Bimboffini that smells soooooooooooooooo gooooooood...

>>85002594
It’s just weird. They really see us the way we do the cutest kitten ever. I’m not even cute, I’m 6’3 and beat up looking at best. It makes me nervous around any affini and then I remember they will enslave you for that. But they can also just do it anyway. See you taking a nap and then “I want this one!” And you’re fucked. No appeal.

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>>84981757
Apparently this is a series

>>85002887
bimbofinni that you really should not have close contact with, that your friends warned you not to get too close to, because everyone knows she has super volatile xenodrugs that she practically pumps into the air with her pollen, and she's really not good about being subtle about it at all so all the indies keep some distance from her and hold their breath a little around her
anyway you were saying hi to her and were a bit clumsy maybe and faceplanted right into her boobs and when you finally managed to get free you were already blonde...

also what does ghm stand for I'm pretty sure I'm not actually dumb

>Go to affini-run theme park by myself
>Sign that says "You must be this tall to ride alone"
>It's really damn tall
>I can't reach it even fully extending my arms and jumping
>Think that means they won't let me on, but apparently it means I have to sit in a plant's lap
>Later learn that a video of me jumping to try and reach the height mark has 1.9 billion views

Any good affini pov fics about adopting or training a floret

>>85002786
all the books I bought and never read

>>85003162
need...

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>Had a dream last night I was a dog girl in the compact or somewhere in the future
>was in a big pack with a bunch of other dog girls, we were having a picnic and were hugging eachother the entire time
>Resting in a big dog pile with my sisters before waking up, spent all morning crying into my plushies

Fuck these evil plants I’m gonna do storybaords and try not to think about this shit

>>85003087
Instagrain reels sensation

Chubby Terran who has no idea they are a social media celebrity on the affini overnet end everything they do is recorded. Her future owner and neighbor is behind it but it waiting to claim the little thing

What's stopping someone on the streets, an evil floret, for example, from claiming I'm an evil feralist and need to be domesticated immediately to become their sister?

The affini are the obvious threat, but an evil neighbor can still make false reports to the state and frame me for crimes against plants.

>Ask Mistress why it's called the Affini Compact
>She explains that they made an agreement, a compact is just an agreement
>duh.jpg
>Ask her what the compact in question entailed and she gets evasive and mentioned some vague "agreeing to help all florets"
>Decide to search myself
>Every site about in depth politics has the early history of the Affini Compact censored for florets

Tell me about the Compact Anons. What agreement led to the Affini forming an intergalactic empire?

>>85003972
they just want what is best for you.

floret genitalia

>>85006334
flock, flenis, floner, flick

>>85003972
Maybe seeds. What if you dreamed about being slowburn romanced by a fini and what if you really wanted to be first floret.
By just shoving it on you they would make a horrible first impression, they could also deprive you of your domestication fantasies.
Unless they feel certain you want to be their sister, forcing it on you under false pretenses would be very rude, not very cute and wholly inconsiderate.

>>85003071
Mommy- oh wait- Bimboffini that picks you right up and lets you sit in her cleavage and smells ssooooooooooo gooooood and is soooooooooooooooo super pretty you can't remember why everyone wanted you to be so mean to her!! And she gives you a kissy for being so nice and friendly, and another for being cute and pretty, and a few more cause she wants to and her lips are so biiiiig and pretty and sooooooooooft

GHM only refers to the different classes of Xenodrugs with an active element in a given mix by strength. G's to make you pretty. H's for an open mind. M's only to ensure that mind is slow likes striking pretty poses. She can probably hot swap it for an AGHF mix, but I'd think she'd only save that for when she actually catches a cutie.

for dollflorts: wind-up key or pull string?

>>84995188
feral flort who is still very scared but they've been trained to trust their mistress. they instinctively hug her leg whenever another affini tries to interact with them

>>85004059
It's generally considered that the Compact first formed with the Everbloom herself. With her being formed by either a number of Affini ancestor species in agreement that they could cooperate to survive the coming winter, or when the Affini first Agreed to ensure all life on their planet could live happily.
The answer actually isn't even clear to the Affini themselves, because while the Everbloom does confidently remember the events, many of them occurred before she was ever actually capable of perceiving the world around herself, and the Affini as a species would make numerous evolutionary and technological advancements before she could. And even then, the exact details she will give, can be different, because she isn't able to seperate between memories from before the individuals that would coalesce into her combined self. The only indication that there is any separation at all is that her very first memories are more "greedy" because the Affini are evolved primarily from a species of parasitic vines, but those memories along with the rest of the first billion years are all just blindly growing and allocating resources.

>>85009093
floret who is terribly distraught after learning that mistress was parasitic vines

>>85010506
Mistress wasn't parasitic vines!
Everbloom, was probably parasitic vines, before they realized that using their capacity for rapid growth to share resources instead of horde them was better for surviving long term. Then got really good at that until they could survive the first winter and likely what inspired its directive to protect all life.

>>85007901
-,,: mommy bimbofinni,,. ..,??.,''

>>85003972
Literally nothing except authorial fiat.

>>85012484
this happens all the time lol its a feature of the setting
read moar

>>85013026
Florets using Affini's obsessiveness and lack of concern for consent as a weapon against others, or running solely on authorial fiat? Because I'm aware of the latter.

>>85003972
evil floret who sits around in her lair plotting perfidious and devilish schemes against hapless independents,....

new floret who um. um. um,. um, who um....,, iuh uh... qho..

bip

>>85007901
>but I'd think she'd only save that for when she actually catches a cutie.
alarune pitcher plant bimbofinni with fizzy champagne flavored nectar

strong urge just to let it slide off the board one of these times

>>85019597
230-odd blooms is a pretty good life

Is anyone here open for requests or possibly commissions I want to read a story about myself and plommy and none of the stories I see now remind me of her

What the fuck is happening in this thread?????

>>85020548
what are you referring to?

>>85020548
owner greem :)))))))

>>85020594
It is 4 hours old and at 200 replies and is filled with brely understandable nonsense. I'm confused.

>>85020622
well if you don't know what hdg is then you probably should be confused

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>>85020622
*vines you*

>>85019597
>me, hugs you

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>>85020548
Everyone in here is infected with a real life cognitohazard!

Likely you too ::3

>>85020622
Check out hdg.wiki

also
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45190954/chapters/113686849

>>85020622
...It's five days old

>>85003972
theres no such thing as an evil floret.
That aside: The surveillance state! It can easily be proven wether or not you are a feralist. The Affini are far byond falling for false reports filed just to harass people, soviet sytle.

Although, of course, that same surveilance state can be used by the florets affini to look for any *legitmitate* (if perhaps spurious) reason to file a domestication thingy on you

>>85021924
blatantly untrue, all florets are evil

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>>85021944
nah, just me

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maxwell's evil floret domesticated for breaking the second law of thermodynamics

Affini who visits one of his close friends after she recently got a Terran floret, who she described as being “quite similar to a cat.”
Affini who shows up expecting an aloof and vaguely aggressive catgirl.
Affini who is greeted by a cautious but extremely affectionate and horny catboy.

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walking into random affini's habs and napping on their weird alien couches

bap!!!

>>85008780
wind-up key

>>85008780
pull string

Affini who forcibly domesticates my abusive on and off again boyfriend because I asked her to while I get off on him being my sex toy

>>85022254
I love this picture so much

>>85008780
Batteries Sold Separately.

new floret who's upset that people precious to them aren't as happy as she is (lacking owners who will tailor every aspect of their life to their happiness and contentment) and starts intentionally sabotaging the lives of her friends and family so that they'll 'join' her

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they're doing another sprout jam yayyy

indie that isnt sure if they have anxiety or its just effects of autistic emotional processing, but could definitely use some class Es either way

>>85032722
Vetffini that shoves their mouth full of E gummies every time they see them

>>85033088
Yeaaaa
i dont know why
well that a lie, medical anxiety, thats why
but mannnn
im 99% sure my affini would be a vet.
I know any fini worth their vines could just easily "fix me" and make me stop worrying, but for some reason theres something comforting and beautifull about the thought
always there to worry and fuss about me, reasure me, be there for me... and i dont even have to ask or say anything cause she can read my mood...

awww man i need her :(

vet that gets incredibly offended when you call her practice a pill mill

floret who is still lucid enough to understand that they will die one day, yet brainblasted to the point where they believe that their owner can make anything they don't like go away