official pony thread
"Chickity china, the Chinese chicken!" - Smokey
>>84987942yeah, he Smokey alrighthe smokey the cock
>>85016607he sure does smoke cock.
Can I please stop having fucked up dreams for one night? This isnt me at all.
Protip: if you are going to shoplift don't come into the store during the hottest moth of the year wearing a ski mask.
>>85023603yeah, the moths will chew right through your mask.
Shoutout from Marefair! Hope you're doing well Smokey!
>>85024287good to see you. i'm doing well. hope you've been well too.
>>85024366It's been a blast, and alot of it wholesome. I've thus far assisted in the extraction and recuperation of 3 retard-drunks, without hotel staff being involved, all whilr liberally dancing to HorseSexHaver (pony DJ par excellence)
>>85024428sounds like a good time.
>>85024487Having been a fuckoff-drunk and been saved by those around me, it's been a pleasure to pay it forward ^_^Here's a pic from the grand canyon from my pre-convention road trip with a (no homo) polish horsefren!
>>85024594nice view. i've never been there.
>>84987942Someone needs to introduce these ponies to some raw BBC
>>85024648I hadn't either, and it wasn't on my bingo card, but polishfren needed a savvy burger to guide him, and I happened to pick that straw. Lotsa sights, lotsa tasty (unavailable in Europe) food, an all-around good time.>pic relatedThis is the secluded spot I pissed into the canyon from, on behqlf of Anonymous Filly
>>85024828it was nice of you to show him around. foreigners do seem to be good at wandering off the path in our various parks and getting killed. like that whole german family who tried overlanding in rented dodge caravan and died in the desert after getting stuck.
>>85025044Anything for frens ^_^>pic relatedAbdolute trash, btw
>>85025414SC has the best BBQ. but you have to go to the really really racist parts of the state to find it.
>>85025442Agreed. The 'best' bbq isn't sold, you get it from a proper backyard-cookout. Terry Black's cooked it well, but their seasoning game is garbage.Disappointing, considering their reputation
>>85025517what kind of sauce? i like all the different bases, but have to be in a particular mood for each of them.
>>85025414>>85025442you're really gonna diss my boi Terry Black's like that
>>85025755I credit their cooking method - the brisket was marvelously rendered - but I'm not hesitant to say the seasoning - as well as the sides - were trash. I know, they offer different meat whether you're 'an influencer' or not, which is part of me calling foul.Simple review: I can run circles around TB
But in fairness, they aer 1000x per day