PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPA thread for horny, porntarded anons to pump, goon, and worship pretty hentai/drawn porn mommies that make them go PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot their thick, steamy loads of nutslop everywhere~!
That feeling of your huge needy sex organ filling up with blood when you see rapeable plapmeat <3
>>84999208Throbbing, twitching, bloated goonrod swollen and thick churning balls anytime you see a jiggly plaptarget~
>>84999208Is there a name for that feeling where a plapwhore right in front of me is clearly about to force me to take my goonrod out and make me spew out geneslop for her?
Porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn :3
Plap~
>>85001309Uooh... fat titty plump penny...
>>85001353Penny's massive milk tanks are the best~
>>85001456I loove indecently pornified girls to the point where they boast stupidly huge udders
>>85001565Every girl is better with a pair of massive swollen milk factories~
>>85001598I know right! Massive mammaries are so much the greatest, their gigantic diary sprays, their humongous cream dispensers, their jiggly wobbly lactation tanks... I love them so much
>>85000914i NEED to fuck a ghost
>>85001664Just imagining them sloshing with every movement, leaking everywhere and needing to be emptied by a good friend/fuckbuddy~
>>85001695You have no idea how much I'd love to be that friend and lose myself caressing, groping, squeezing, squashing, licking sucking and eating all that titty meat and drinking everything that comes out of itImagine having all this jiggly, wobbly fat in front of you and not helping yourself using it
>>85001751I think we'd all wanna be the friend that helps her drain her aching swollen cream factories~ Suckling like a baby and drinking down all that sweet breastmilk, you wouldn't need anything else to eat~
>>85001788Fair enough, fair enough! You know she truly is sex incarnate when the idea of having a nursing handjob alone already gets you fired up, and that's not counting all the other nasty things you could be getting away having access to her sloshing chest mounds
Fapping with my autistic zoomies...
>>85001848Would be so hard to resist busting my goonsludge all over her fat sweater puppies~ Especially if she starts ranting about her nerdy hobbies while she jerks me off~
>>85001902assa...
>>85001942There's no reason to resist bursting all over her pups anon, not only does she love it, but if anything that way it's more lubed up for the paizuri that comes right after! Our fuckbuddy dicks are entitled to her sweaty, warm, lubed up inviting cockdarining titpussy after all
>>85002008So true, she gives the absolute best, sloppiest, most pleasurable paizuri around, sliding up and down till you bust a massive nut all over her chest mounds~ Especially if she sprays milk all over the both of us as she does~
>>85001902Sperming Asa
>>85002042She's usually so shy, but when it comes to pleasuring her loved ones' dicks she really gets into it.She starts slowly, gently, sucking the tip a bit and lubing it up real good, whispering to know if we're feeling good, and as things get more intense between moans and gasps, as she feels our throbbing rods in between her sensitive bosom, Penny knows exactly how and when we're feeling the best and speeds it up at the right time to extract our goonslop with the utmost efficiency!It's impossible not to spray a fountain of cum erupting from betwen her tanks!
>>85001683Imagine being haunted by ghost you can just jizz on all day
>>85002146She's spent exstensive time researching the best way to make a boy spew his load~ The right amount of pressure to squeeze, how much to fondle the balls, how to accentuate her body around us to make sure we're always horny whenever she's around, and of course drinking her breast milk also helps us to bust even fatter nuts~
>>85002196sure hope that doesnt happen to me aha
>>85002203Wow, she sure wouldn't need to put any effort then! Because with such a cute face and a sexy body that's asking to be embraced, kissed and bred, the second she shows up I'd already be popping a boner! No thoughts, head empty, all the bloodstream pumping fueling my lustful erection begging me to mating press
>>85002262So true, the moment she lets me i'd be all over her, slobbering her nipples and rutting against her while she cutely begs me to pump my goonsludge deep inside her~
>>85002300Just imagine her entering the room, and greeting her by immediately french kissing while fucking her thighs, rubbing your greased up cock against her slutty leggings, to the point where you have to stop not too long after becuase she's soaking wet and needs to get plapped immediately, what a way to go
>>85002391Agreed, the best way to go, drained to a husk by a massive lactating nerd~
>>85002752Oh anon, what's with this time lapse, I hope that at least you were breeding Penny for real!On second thought, if you did that, there's no way you'd muster any strength to type anything, because your soul would've been completely drained by her heavenly hips and milk draining pussy
I love being a porn addict aspie!Tugging myself silly to my sweet sexy waifus for 4hrs and counting!Kissing and licking my screen, and babbling out barely comprehensible simp-talk!Knowing that I've been addicted for almost two decades and that I'll never ever get better!I know that I need to stop for the night but I literally can't. I'm getting dizzy but I feel so good and my waifus are so pretty and sexy omg guhh.
>>85002802I may have lost it to Penny~ But yeah she's the best goonfuel a gooner could ask for~
>>85003025I hope that you came big time at least anon, she deserves no less
>>85003043Enough to ensure she's bloated full of my cocksnot and glued shut until we're sure the pregnancy sticks~
>>85003008cuteeeee
>>85003062Could you throw me an assist over here? I've yet to finish my pumpies!
>>85003091Of course~ Imagine how she's wrapped her plump silky thighs around you as you plunge into her wet pussy~ Her massive jiggling milk jugs sliding up and down against you, coating you both in warm creamy milk~
>>85003116That's what I'm talking about <3My lubed up rock hard goonpole poking her baby chamber, sloppily messing up her insides while her breasts bounce up and downUnf, penny...
>>85003197She squeezes your thick rod tightly inside her as she whispers nerdily in your ear that today would be the most optimal day for breeding~ Plap plap plap as her massive sloshers bounce and jiggle~
>>85003244Ohh fuck, I think I'm going to do it anon, I'm going to slop her insides and batter her up!!
how do i get porntarded? im interested :3
More guys should grunt when they're shooting out such virile sperm
>>85003275Unf~ Do it nonny~ Feel your swollen goonorbs clench as you pump that thick greasy baby batter deep into her belly, hearing it gurgle as her womb is bloated like a water balloon~ Knock~ Her~ Up~
>>85003306UGHHoly fuck, oof, I think she's going to be cleaning herself up for a while nowThanks anon, you truly saved my life here, I really needed the help
>>85003295I whimper and moan
>>85003341Thank you as well~ Always a good time to bust to a fat-tiddied goonfuel with a bro
>>85003295Agreed. If you cum you should make it loud.
>>85003366You may be the first time someone has returned to help with the assist after finishing, I really appreciate it!
do you guys have any good futa?
>>85001902autistic stimfapping with other pornbrained autists is soooo funnnn
>>85003442How terrible! I would never let a fellow gooner sit there with backed up blue balls~ We all gotta help each other bust their nuts~
>>85003537This sounds amazing. All of my autistic stimfapping has been solo :(
>>85003619What a dependable gooner <3 a pleasure spurting my goo with you
>>85003008Still going!Dunno if I should feel ashamed for being a 30yo man still in love with anime highschool girls and still drooling over their butts, bewbies, panties and bras, but my feelings are way too strong to change... I think I might need to embrace the perverted ojisan archetype for myself.
>>85004270Definitely embrace being a gooner~ Jerk your meat to huge anime boobies~ Spurt nasty goonslop ropes all over for them~
>>85004287I need fat cowtits like that
Fur!!
>>84999208But my penis... It's sore!
>>85000914>>85001683...
>>85001309She looks like she stinks good
>>85001902Autistic zoomie here, reporting for duty!
>>85005232>>85006119Overwatch bitches <3
>>85007094the best!
>>85003295>Animations where they make cumsplurts sound off super sloppy and wetUggggggh that shit's the best, I want it paired up with deep masculine groans and feminine moans as they LOUDLY splatter onto their faces and tits and asses.
>>85007223Mhhhh... Wonder how their tight pussies would feel...>>85007233Roided up sligar himbos grunting and moaning in a masculine manner as they paint the faces of sligar bimbos white with virile sperm...
>>85007281so good that i'd cum as soon as i get in there...
>>85007281Hung jocks squeezing seed onto oiled up Sligar gymbunnies having hot steamy casual sex with each other <3
>>85003295I grunt and moan loudly when I cum and spray my nutsludge all over my desk. Wish I could do it with a slut irl
>>85007337Mmm hmm...>>85007347A cacophony of both male and female moans and grunts during sex...
>>85007629Hot sloppy flesh on flesh plapping as they sweatily mate together, wet squelching noises as fat cocks are ground down to the very base inside those juicy pussies and assholes, slaps of encouragement to bounce harder and faster on those laps, deep glorping sounds as those fat sagging balls unload stallion-tier loads into those thick fertile bodies... ugggh I'm such a simp for furry bimbos.
>>85007683That deep voice of his showing him lose control, almost gritting his teeth as the sensory overload brings him to the edge of orgasm. Her tight throat and gorilla grip pussy coaxing his cock, trying to squeeze his fat heavy balls out of all it's worth. Meanwhile she's biting her tongue while little cute moans slip out too, round balls smacking her stomach with each thrust he slams into her with all the way to the base. It's got them all hot and bothered...
>>85000475getting blown by gwen with braces.... best job as a teach
I just want to rape bimbos. Using their bodies, build for sex to get my rocks off. Cum all over them as I empty my balls. Force them to givem me paizuri, having them embrace my cock with their funbags tighter and tighter until it is hurting them but making me feel sooo good.
I wish I could just dump endless amounts of gunky sperm on my tummy... I wanna be a gross plapbrained retard... <3
>>85008525In that case you better be building up to a nice big load of that warm slimy goo being burst onto your tummy right now nonny
>>85001990>>85002142>>85003537>>85007077Haiiiiii bros lets keep pumping and churning to w faps okay?
>>85009012good timing nonny
>>85009012ughhh W plaps bro <3
>>85009028>>85009044Good morning to yous too~ guhh I need attention on my monster rn fr...
>>85009057wtf i need attention on my dick also>>85009044w plaps sounds really nice...
>>85009057nahhh bro really started gooning first thing in da morning :skull:hurry and start beating that dick up w/ us nonny <3
>>85009012Fapping to Gen Z nostalgia...
>>85009092>>85009084>>85009171gawd ur all the type of fellow zoom frens i need @,@ alrighty!!! lets fucking puuump
>>85009219pumpingywghwwehg
>>85009219bein good zoomer porntard frens and overwhelming nonny with stupid memes n hyper-proportioned autistporn until he has no choice but to whip his cock out and fap with us on the spot <3
>>85009241getting mindless with nonny!!>>85009253uuhghh fuck that type of porn in your img...,,,, you're so like minded with me with what you wrote in your post :3333
>>85009219I'm just a dumb, stupid zoomer. And I wouldn't have it any other way!
>>85009273mmmmmmmggg i luv sadako so much....
>>85009273anon's dumb zoomerbrain having been formed by so much deviantart tier pornslop that he can't enjoy anything else!! :3work that nasty dummydick u loser <3 sperg out stim out n porn out w/ us <3
>>85009307>>85009281>>85009290I NEED to be in the same room as you 3 stroking stupidly and spouting off our dumb lingo to one another while pumping our scentstinked big dicks and scrolling our Twitter bookmarks together on our monitors/tablets, later we'll talk about our fav stuff passionately then just start getting turned on by porn of it later and start all over again~
>>85009307Left should fuck right :)
>>85009331Don't have a twitter, never had. But that said...the internet has ruined our lives <3 that and being in the prime era where cartoon network and nickelodeon went into slop, plus recently the brainrot of Gen alpha. We lived through various stages of internet degradation and filth.and you know the best part...?I still wouldn't have it any other way <3
>>85009331fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that sounds so good
>>85009331going totally unhinged style porncrazy while gooning out and watching our fav cartoons together <3 wildly slinging our leaky greasy gunk-spewing plaprods around n making a mess of the floor and entire room <3NEED to get in a contest with anon over which one of us can make our strokerods PLAP the loudest <3 beating off until we can barely hear ourselves think fr <3
>>85009356Then I'll just let you scroll through... my bookmarks.. or ours. whatever. It's so crazy how I remember a time where if you acted perverted or horny irl EVERYONE would demon you and tell you to go elsewhere but now online our gen is just so... open about jerking off or finding porn they find hot on twitter and getting followings off of just talking about wobblemeat or finding a porn img hot asf that they are going to cum to it, and the artists that spawned from it so happen to make really REALLY hot porn from the stuff i grew up on sooooo this is a win for meee~ :3>>85009364>>85009391ikr.....fuuck such a dream, and by cartoons you mean MVs blaring and tons of our saved images low attention span scrolling?
*online not irl im too high...
>>85009415silly little nonny!>>85009391i dont think i'd do very good in that contest...
>>85009407>>85009415I feel we're like the directionless Gen. And like most of us had some kind of autism. Our presence is spread out, some of us became super into politics all across the spectrum and others went into various Fandoms, sometimes combining the 2. Some got more responsible and matured. Others, well... We're here, aren't we?Shame about xcancel being taken down, I usually use it to see the naughty Twitter stuff. Oh well. Something similar might came along again someday.
>>85009407scrolling tiktok/reels or whatever and just having every other post be some sort of meme where the only joke is porn <3 sending them to each other and using porn as our socialization <3by cartoons I obv mean watching them in a tiny picture-in-picture box in the bottom corner while we scroll thru the r34 pages of all the characters, duh~
>>85009442Yahh and what are we gonna do now? To an>>85009458guhhh ur so cute nonny playing/watching stuff we liked growing up only in a small window while watching animated w/ sound videos of their sexiest characters with FAT FUCKING PORNPORTIONS <33 drawn by artists that make them memey and goon as hell at the same time that is~ MINECRAFT TERRARIA MARIO SONIC IDGAF JUST PUMP
>>85009442theres that sotwe thing that works pretty nice >>85009458PLEASEEEE nonny post more zoologist
>>85009522*answer dfgjskbhjkj @w@
>>85009458>>85009522>>85009527I feel like the most vocal zoomers online are the pro-porn (as a joke of course haha) meme crowd and the anti-porn crowd. Just felt it was interesting.2016-2018 really were some wild years.
>>85009544Being on UT Tumblr was certainly a time
>>85009522let's associate every nerdy hobby ever with constant masturbation and hypersexualization :3 videogames n cartoons are just inseparably associated with porn and gooning now and that's exactly the way it should be <33let's pornify EVERYTHING idc <3 listening to videogame OSTs while we goon out to sonic porn lol x3>>85009527<3
>>85009544im pro-porn but serious about it
>>85009583UT? as in undertale?I remember being ridiculously into the whole animemes/dankmemes subreddit cultures, religiously scrolling them everyday. Ah, the good ol' days. Where the jokes were ahegao faces, zero two from darling in the franxx, and the whole internet went wild when goblin slayer and rising of the shield hero first aired. Plus a whole lot of Keanu Reeves glazing when cyberpunk's trailer released. Different times indeed.
>>85009599neeeeeeed to pound her black pussy............
>>85009602Must be the early porn exposure/'tism talking. Don't worry, I get it~
>>85009599>just inseparably associated with porn and gooning now and that's exactly the way it should beit pretty much isssssss now ur so right <3 lets just keep doing so, kissing our tips a little once inawhile, and have nice faggy nostalgiabaiting w faps <333>>85009602a dedicated activist!>>85009618yeaap ut tumblr was a fun, interesting, probably shouldn't have been on there first place, time and no it wasnt an introduction to porn i was fapping before, i also remember indulging also in that le irony ahegao as a "meme", and maybe a few unironic hentais, then i fully became full furfag and theeeen... yeah more more porn from my interests <3333 those stupid ass "the meme is its porn" or "waifu of the month" corny shit hasn't changed a single bit huhh~ i wasnt on those subreddits cuz i thought reddit was and for fags but "indulged" in it on G+ and Youtube and Twitter memes I guesss certainly different timesss
>>85009635watching all of those newgrounds animation comps on youtube def did something to me...
>>85009659You're an edgy, edgy little boi aren't you? Yesh you are!I remember being autistically into those askblogs for fictional characters on Tumblr, and when gravity falls was super popular at the time. Before the whole rise and death of cringe culture. We just did whatever we felt like.Speaking of which, Pokémon swsh really is one of the best Pokémon games imo, because the era it came out in was so wild. Like even today the popularity can still be felt, it really was invigorating at the time and still feels magical and holds up. It's like the birth of a new era, going from usum to that. The Nintendo switch really dawned a whole generation's exposure to games.>>85009665Minus8 and shadman did irreparable damage to young internet users.
>>85009659scrolling twitter w/ nonny on his ipad until we both blow our ropes all over the screen and he immediately just starts playing fortnite or watching tiktok with the cum still on it like the dopaminebroken zoomtard he is <3installing minecraft porn mods and starting up a server w/ nonny <3w goons brooo, w goons <3
>>85009704did minus8 do pokemon snap xxx? i forgor...
>>85009733Never heard of that, but he was responsible for the pac man ghosts dancing vid and that ankha vid
>>85009665>>85009733ohh goddd same nintend0h (pokemon snap xxx) brawl taunts mememe... that (in retrospect) not even really hot and also NTR hentai with the succubus girl who gets fucked in the class by the mc's classmates for "sustenance" ughhhhhh>>85009704Hey you're an edgy boy too >:P if i brought up ANY meme from 2015/16 you would CRINGE knowing you'd do that. Anyways yup and those artists too. minus8 has irreversibly ruined me and now i love simple styles so much cause of him, also his /ss/ animations and the one where his sona is riding the anon is so fucking hot. I did indulge in a few ask blogs too for my interests but of course nothing sexual cause yknow, I just wanted to see a funny interaction and nice art of characters i liked's asked question(s) also come on i liked swsh on release too and put lots of time into shiny hunting and changing my twink's outfit but liiiike i stopped playing before the dlc dropped cause i lost interest and the n64 trees meme was justified a little. i'm a unovabort so what can i say! i do like the 3ds games too tho <3 the 3ds/wii u era had TONS of ready to be made in pornbod characters and we just didn't know, but alot of us in retrospect remember, and we make it now <3
>>85009747remember when that ankha vid was EVERYWHEREgood times
>>85009599this shit is so my jam, I just want to cum on overly sexualized waifus whose only purpose for man to goon and cum on. Like, just eyerape them 24/7
>>85009723(i decided to reply on a different post to not make a too big wall of text)ghujhh fuuuck you sound like suuch a nice friend to have~ handhold me by making a server full of sex mods so we can pump across from one another and blow together while watching in game~ ghhh fuck w goons so true so true...
>>85009773Well, you're right. I still do think "do u kno da wey" and deep fried bass boosted memes with the b emoji were peak memes. Along with here comes dat boi and I had to do it to em.it really was the original predecessor to brainrot and the super fast meme culture trends of today, but it was what it was, even if it was super gatekeepy and toxic at that time. I still think the irony culture of 2016 was special, nowadays because people genuinely believe the things they spout and it comes off as either unhinged or bringing out genuinely terrible unlikable people.and yeah, I didn't do NSFW blogs too, just the sfw funny ask ones. I still remember some stuff from that time, maybe even still popular today. Night in the woods, ddlc, omori, and when villainous was still a pilot and basically translated shorts. Vivziepop is super 2016-2018 vibes. I got into swsh a few years later, most of my knowledge I got from the internet. Less of it now since I don't care about internet stuff from being burnt out from being super in on it during that era, so I'm kinda more out of touch. I'm just a stupid nostalgia baby, so what do I know?>>85009779The joke is PORN lol :)
>>85009773thanks nonny for reminding me (also im a kalosperm)>>85009833what a funny joke aha...
>>85009803the minecraft webdisplays mod is LITERALLY only used for in-game gooning it's so awesome <3watching a slideshow of pure pornslop while ur homie goons out next to u x3god porn is so fucking awesome bros <3
>>85009833You're so cute and more rotted than me even mwah~ Glad we're so like minded and from the same era, you lil baby edgy boy at heart <3 Still beneath me a little bit tho :P but you did make me reflect and reminisce a little soooo I feel nice while goon fueled right now~The uhm... joke... is porn. >_>>>85009897im so fucking carnal right now ur so good at this baby and get me so well too>>85009894no worries qt, kalos is a nice region too, made my twink and my girl both alt black clothes edgelords
>>85009950
>>85009936HECK yes qt get that stinky pornpole all bonered up for us <3 go carnal and get braindumb over stoopid nostalgiaporn u dummy <3 soooo good ugh W anon W <3let's watch pack opening videos and look up porn of all the sexy mons that show up lol <3
>>85009936kalos had so many top tier girls alsodiantha, emma, malva, serena also pretty much every other girl in the region
>>85009987Ohhh fffuck please you should already hear the schlickschlick of my pre coated 6 inch boner right now wishing I was next to someone,,,, ghh when my balls and ass clench and churn out these fat fucking ropes into this toilet's ovaries ill think of you especially, not gay just W goons bro fr im thankful <3
>>85010088fffrick yes bro that's hot af <3 you've got ELITE level goons bro, I'm gonna nut so fucking hard to that fat jizzdump asscake <333dunno why but this is making me wish I had my ol cumsock around, would feel so good to dump another load into it for the first time in years lolW bro let's get these fucking ropes out, hngggggg <33
>>85010150When you wanna cum baby i can at any time my dick and balls HURT and throb ughh ur so fuckjng real for that so true :v: :100:I might just fucking burst if you post another W goonbod bro...
>>85010170my cock is fucking GUNKED up w/ pre rn it's squelching so good I can't help but fucking PLAP any time my hand is free <3fucking NUT with me bro, no homo but like PUMP those nasty jizzropes out with me like now ong <3 ughhh <3W goons W goonbud W fucking gooninggggg <3 nutting fuckkkk <333 <3
>>85010227You better jizz with me after this reply cause fffuck I have a huge dub comingup <3 jfjfhdh I canttt im typing my non dom hand FUCJK <333 gona fucking cuummmm
>>85010249like I had a choice <3 nghhhh victory royale nuts bro, gg <3busted hard as hell all over the floor lmaoyou're a real cute zoomietard anon, that was fricking awesome~
>>85010292I must've shot like 8 thick ropes holy fuck my legs shake and I feel soooo drained @_@ nohh that was great, friend 2 friend, goon duos bro. Mwah~ big Ws...~
Ugghnn ffuucckkk the two of got my cock hard and droolinnggg
>>85010343Our bad!
>>85010317heck yes dude <3 felt like a non-stop stream of sperm pushing its way out of my dick, gosh :3dunno if you've got disc but I'd totally be down to add you anon~
>>85009894>>85009936Well, you'd certainly know more than me. See, I'm sort of what you'd call a... Tourist, if you subscribe to that mindset. Cause of my adhd and being more of a mobile/phone kid I usually bounce from one thing to the next, never fully experiencing it. All I see are funny moments and memes without experiencing the full thing. Even some series I'm way too adhd to sit through and only watch one series or drop it midway. I'm SO fucked and my attention span is SO fried :)
>>85010380I do have Discord for a main, but the thing is I like coming here and jerking off with anons cause if I don't feel horny for an extended period of time and then I end up accidentally forgetting about them and feeling like shit :c I should just make another proton and make an alt for goons but then still, wouldn't want ya to feel bad or neglected>>85010394man my audhd is fucked too in some ways dont you worry qt we all accept and love you
>>85010376>>85010380Fuckk I kinda wanna join your uh… definitely not homo stroke sesh sometime… if you’ll have me!
I think I'm about to lose my five day streak
>>85010435>>85010430did we do that to you? :3
>>85010394well i think plapping will help get your mind off of how fucked you are :3
>>85010421np, I was jus checking!gonna go have the post-goon nap in bed then, thank ya nonny <3
>>85010421My autism and adhd was cemented when I was first introduced to the internet, specifically YouTube (I was less than 5 when it was invented). I spent ALL my time watching Lego stop motion, bionicle and Ben 10 commercials, and other assorted obscure old product commercial compilations. I couldn't even get past HALF a commercial before getting bored and skipping to the next video.and it only gets worse from there~>>85010444I'm fucked, I'm fucked, I'm so so fucked <3 <3 <3
>>85010448nooooo dont think about that nonny just think about plapping 24/7>>85010421i love love love love love these types of captions
>>85010447maybe if get a little braver ill drop you a user something on a new fresh account baby boy mwah~ if ur still around here or in the next thread~>>85010448worse worse worse~i bet you play on constant 2/4x speed on pokemon replays right?~>>85010469i made the caption to fuck with my friends but you can have it too :3
>>85010469I'm a dummy :) just a good-for-nothing dumb dumb that peaked before he even reached his teens and it's been all downhill from there~>>85010472Urgh I rarely actually watch or play games since it's too much work :) I just read the wiki or watch summaries. The only time I actually watch movies is on planes when I'm forced to and can't move around or be distracted by other stuff. My attention span is SO SO fried! I'm cooked. Absolutely cooked <3
>>85010510you're getting the hang of it nonny! just plap the day away...>>85010472thank you :3
>>85010510cute little tv tropes reader~>>85010533so kind of you youre welcome~
>>85010533Ughhhhhhhh I'm such a maso~>>85010592To tell the truth, I've always been an outcast in both worlds. I try to be a normie, but my interests are too weird and I'm not very social. I can't join hardcore and Fandom internet culture too since I don't know a lot about it and haven't been exposed to it as I'm lazy to read the source material or have absolutely no technical knowledge and don't really know where to start. It's all surface level. All shallow. Too weird to be normal, too normal to be weird. All I can do is act and blend in, like a chameleon, just to survive.it's an act, it's always been an act~
>>85010604Awwww but WE understand you don't we nonny? You're welcome here with us <3
>>84999208Unnngfhhh I wanna be a fat bastard with rapebait girls and boys. I wanna mating press my small cock into tight hole and fill them with my potent asspie gunk
>>85010592nonny im going to be so honest with you when you did the :3 thing i throbbed so fucking hard >>85010604yea you're welcome with us nonny!
>>85010643why so easy to please:3:3^3^;3c
>>85010651i dont knowwwwwwww but pleaseee keep doing it
>>85010611>>85010643I realized I don't actually like things, I like the idea of things. I like the idea of liking things.I'm the ultimate tourist, yet also the ultimate failed normie. A wannabe in everything, I'm not actually anything at all~ A total loser who can never truly fit in ;)
>>85010669awwwww nonny likes the cute little emoticons :3 sooooo cute ;3>>85010677ill let your mind run wild under my desk if it helps you focus on *something* since nothing stimulating is around you :3
>>85010692nnngggg you're going to make cum for the second time in this thread...>>85010677we're all kinda losers in this thread so i think you can truly fit in here :3
>>85010718you've came already oh my gaaawd O_O thats so cuuuuute :3 keep goooing
>>85010692Mghhhh, my brain is soooo fucked :)>>85010718Failed normie, failed geek, what a quaint little enigma I am <3
>>85010724fuckkkk i wish sadako would call me cute...
>>85010738pull out of the tv so you cannot pull out of her>>85010735sit under my desk let my cock and its musk take up all that air in your head ditzy~
>>85010756came again award...but i really really really really really really wanna keep going
>>85010774such a big gooner you are
>>85010756Okay~ thanks for listening to me vent all about my stupid mind
>>85010756Fuck that ass is so hot..
>>85010790yea im insatiable sometimes :3
>>85010826Cock Vore energy from that… god that’s hot as hell…
>>85010826good stupid boys like you serve to please the more successful boys (me) by sucking their cocks under the desk or being used as a toy for living in their owners apartment for free>>85010829ass
>>85010856Fuck I want to suck your cock too.. fuck that ass has my gooner cock growing hard
>>85010902Good boy.
>>85010940Nnngh I want to be a good boy and pump
>>85010970pumppumppumppumppumppumpPUMPPUMPPUMP<3PU<3<3PUMP<3PU<3<3<3<3M<3P<3PUMPPUMP<3<3
>>85010988Mmhh push my face into some sweaty ass!
>>85010995I can't hear you baby boy...
>>85010988this nonny gets it
>>85010852Big and sensitive, best combination.>>85010856Novice gooners must service senior gooners!
>>85011027I NEED HIM. (her?)>>85011027exaaaactly....
>>85011010Mmmmppphh!
>>85010988Spike has to be the most slandered character in mlp. Like everyone makes jokes at his expense in fanworks.
>>85011040Femboy sayori. It's a him of a her.
>>85011027Big enough to be swallowed by…
>>85011063He can be a little annoying but that episode where he wants to be cool like other dragons but the mane 6 want him to be something he's not was kinda sad, i haven't watched anything after season 5 so when i see adult spike as a big dragon, im going to assume he won even if it wasn't Rarity>>85011070shes my favorite too fuuuuuck
>>85011087Fuck that clown makes me want to pump and pump and be talked toLike a dumb gooner
>>85011079That urethra is probably SOOOO loose>>85011087He's an easy target, I guess. Easily bullyable since he's a sidekick character. I feel bad for him.
>>85011070sayori is CUTE >>85011040yukari is CUTE also :3
>>85011108stupid damn pomni...
>>85011112You should shove me down it and watch the bulge I make as I slide down…
>>85011122Nnngh fuck I want to be told to pump to her clown cheeks like a dumb gooner. Fuck I’m getting hard.
>>85011122Pomni and pumping have a lot of letters in commonCoincidence? I think not!
>>85011188>>85011191you might be onto something anon!
>>85011239Fucck futa pomi I want to suck her off!
>>85011113Ddlc is full of cuties>>85011144Using you as a living sounding rod...
>>85011283Or just watch me sink into his balls. Fuck I’m getting so hard.. I want to hear you jerk off to me bulging out dudes cock and slowly sliding down his balls to get turned into a load of gooner slop.
>>85011308I like to imagine his cock wasn't that big originally. He likes to do cock alterations and surgeries and all that. Sounding, cock pumps, until it's a monstrosity. Even now he's only using people cause he wants to sound it till it's super loose. A total vain penis maniac.
>>85011283yea natsuki is my favorite girl
>>85011374God I’m getting so damn hard now to bring food for that thing..
nut clenching audios have always been so hot to me in animations
>>85011413Bonus if some slut is being clenched inside them
>>85011451If you seen that evilpenislair anim with the LISTEN TO MY FAT FUCKING NUTS CHURN and the sound edit oh fuuuck...
>>85011385His life changing for the worse after one curious cock pumping. Now he's addicted to penis surgery and alteration, going for the record for biggest balls, longest penis, and loosest urethra in the world. He's TOTALLY addicted, spending millions of dollars on this deranged depraved "hobby". Literal documentaries have been made on him to document this oddity.He's taken it too far, actually making people go in there to spread his urethra wider, practically popping zinc pills everyday to have a nice rush of semen during ejaculations...
>>85011520Sauce?
>>85011623go to rule 34 dot us and look up "evilpenislair sound" and you'll see the one im talking about, the rest of the sound edits are good as fuck too...
>>85011710There's a lot with sound. But I'll look through for it.
>>85011756its the poketube one
>>85011767Oh that. Damn that's hot. Thanks.
>>85011800np nonny
>>85011112Last image of the set
>>85010826>those genitalsFuck...
Um... Nonny?Hypothetically, if you and I were gooning our plaprods together to some porn (straight kind (because we're not gay)) on the PC or iPad, whichever doesn't matter and I were to start shooting my goon juice all over myself and BY TOTAL ACCIDENT some of it were to splatter on your naked body (we're gooning naked (nothing gay about that))...Would that... turn you on?
hiigh and pumping~
>>85012483If it landed on my belly or penis it would...
>>85012483I'd maybe have to take revenge by splattering some on you in turn, anon...
>>85012483It obviously wouldn't turn me on (because I'm not gay) but I would make sure to scoop it up and use it to lube up my cock before it goes cold so I could shoot even harder (not because I love cum and being covered in cum but because extra lube makes it easier to pump (to straight porn)).
>>85010150>a Pokémon that's digging up in they assAbsolutely kino
>>85012952Losing a very important Gen 9 OU match because your slutmon dug in it's ass in confusion and fainted (came)
>>85012952how I look scrolling this thread
>>85013201so Im not the only one...
>>85013790PLAPPERS digging in their butts and getting their cocks lubed up with buttgrease... <3
>>85015915Marina! <3
PLAPHOGS!!!!!
>>85016577billie is w plaps
>>85016593Her body was crafted for complete and total slamsex with any cock
>>85016625she looks incredible with her lips wrapped around a horsecock
>>85016660She definitely has a body in compatibility with horses, so I bet her eggs are compatible tooThose tits were made to be horse relief tools
>>8501669828 inches...
>>85016739An easy task for Billie
>>85016883yea if she can handle venom she'll have no issue handling horsecock
I've got sick todayfapping and spurting all day long in front of 2 displays with several vertical porn vids and pics because sitting is the only position my nose isn't runny or clogged
>>85016970A body just built to be used and impregnated instantly by anyone no matter your species or cock size
>>85017123that post got me thinking about how hot VENOMED is...
>>85012774i want to nut on this nonny while looking at straight porn to help them cum to straight porn
Does anyone know any good twitter front end now that xcancel and nitter are gone? I must goon but i won't use x
>>85013201>>85014063>>85012952The stages of evolution :)
>>85017123Her peak was definitely when she dressed up like Marilyn Monroe for that award show? Met Gala? She was just so plump, fertile and radiant looking.
>>85021700sexy belly
>>85021700Women like this should be sent to people’s houses to provide sexual release to ease society’s ills. Gooning is fun, but we really should have female sleeves to nut into while doing it, squishy soft milky fuckpigs to use while enjoying high quality porn.
I want to goon to these idols so bad… fucccck
>>85022955I completely agree with the proposal. Think about how many benefits come with the program; improved mental health, procreation to combat the declining birthrate, and the housing crisis is basically sorted when every gooner shares their den with their live in sow.
>>85024110my masc furblue loses to this
>>85024243Anyone would lose when being presented with such sublime porn flesh
>>85025589The way pupils turn into hearts as she swells from that first gets me every time. I don't know, or care about most video game characters posted here, only that they make me spurt out hot ropes matters.
>Games in the near future come packaged with an auto masturbator attachment and ask for sexual preferences when you boot it up. A special feature of most titles allow you to toy with body sliders whenever you feel like it, even mid combat.
>>85026338Basically how my Stellar Blade playthrough went.
>>85026338I need this but with multiplayer games. Everyone claiming MMOs are dead and obsolete just don't have the vision to introduce tech like this into the gameplay experience.
>>85026384I still have to play that to scratch the same itch Neir: Automata did. Watching 2B strangling 9S for the first time did something to me.>>85026388I really want it too but age verification roll outs (Entirely understandable to minimise harm. Miss me with that EPI fetish shit.) would kill projects like that even in pre-development stage. Gaming would be saved and publishers wouldn't be willing offing themselves like they are now.
>>85026388Pikass...
>"Hey anon hop on the game and your dildo right now. We'll hit the next rank by sunrise promise."
>>85026687Pluging my ass up while queueing up ranked with bro... <3
>>85026777Grinding on my cock with your plug in while you solo queue up~
>>85026338I fantasize about goonified games like Ring Fit with an onahole that keeps track of how much cum is released and how long you thrust in it, Fighting Game with the goal being to make the other jerk off or a Tomadachi/Animal Crossing styled game that looks innocent but you can fuck the characters an they try to get you to fap. I know VR can get close to interactive porn but its hotter in regular games to me
>>85026777MMO where you're caged up and only allowed to stroke once you've met a minimum quota of players who've shot fat loads to your character and commended you for it.
>>85026488Me on the left
>>85026687>>85026777Bro I need to see that plugged butt of yours
>>85026687>you will never have a bro who slowly turns you gay and makes you become his masturbation material by acting like a whore around him in-gameFUCK, it's not fair!
>>85026777>>85026922>>85027846>>85028021>Achievement unlocked! You've spilled so many mills of nut sludge that you have unlocked the premium tier! Would you like to enter the next difficulty level? Verify your selection with the next load.
Getting ready to play my free copy of Signalis
>>85028685YES!!!>spurts in an instant
>>85028759Holy shit the testicles on the left girl are sooo big, I want to worship them so bad!
>>85028759motoko sex
>>85001598My addiction to giant tits has gotten so bad i can't fap to flat/small breast anymore. They make me soft while big heavy tits make me harder then a rock. So I love when artist give flat chested characters a massive rack.
>>85028955> Hard mode activated >>85029223>Player. Please bend down and submit. Additional charges will be added to your account depending on your performance.>>85029358Full cybernetic bodies and brain cases can't come soon enough.
Whenever an OnlyFans girl I follow uploads a new set or pic I thank god that I'm a porntard.
>>85029440W-What happens to me in hard mode?
>>85029460i know my day will be good when the girl I follow on Fansly uploads a video or pics
>>85029477You have to keep your filthy hog buried deep into your auto masturbator until you nearly die from dehydration. You want another trophy right?
>>85029502Agreed, I know my day is gonna be spent simping and I love that.
>>85029565S-Sounds scary but... I do want that trophy though...
one of these days i should invest into a auto masturbator
>>85029583Being a simp sounds really hot for some reason but I haven't fapped to real women in ages
>>85029591It will be totally worth it to show it off on your profile~
>>85029583i am hoping the girl i simp for will sell her used panties
>>85029583kirara is cute!
>>85029609Simping is super fun! Gooning while worshipping and idolising women who make us beat our plapmeats~>>85029639One of mine does but I don't have enough privacy to be ordering women's underwear.
>>85029626Does anything happen to me if I manage to succeed and get the trophy?
>>85029678Simping does sound quite hot as I have a thing for getting led on by sexy women but I wouldn't even know where to start....
>>85029678i just moved into my house so I can start buying used women's underwear. Which girl do you simp for sells their panties?
>>85029719Theres no wrong place to start, find an e-girl you find sexy and post about how badly you wanna fuck her and how sexy she is. Sometimes I think about reopening my twitter just to go do it under her posts directly instead of on 4chan~>>85029785Striderscribe sells hers off her website. I'd like to buy them someday, I want to buy a e-girl's panties that are close to my size so I can wear them simping to her after I've washed them.
>>85029816What else should I do too?
>>85029705You recieve the adoration of goonstuds worldwide. Your DMs will be flooded for you achieving platinum. Mostly tributes over your pfp.
fuck lesbians
>>85029816>StriderscribeThe things that babe does to me...
>>85029865>my pfp is a cute girlFuck, I never even imagined Anons doing tributes to it...A-Also what would those goonstuds want to do with me?
>>85029816Thanks anonLooked her up and i'm 100% buying her panties. If they are too small to wear i can just use them to jerk off with
>>85029863If you have teh spare cash you could actually pay for their OnlyFnas/Fansly content. It's the ultimate form of simping, especially if your a virgin. Paying really money just to jack off to a sexy woman's nudes that's probably been dumped online by now. Great material to film a tribute to.>>85029890I am a submissive simp because of her.>>85029929Jerking off with them was always my main goal, once they reach a point where they stop smelling like her I'd wash them and wear them myself.
>>85029906Pump to you and wish to pump inside you anon. You could do a meet and greet in a locked room at a con and see (more like feel) what happens out of it.
>>85029929guhhhhhh i love this pose so much
>>85029973E-Even if I'm a guy?I don't know what would happen to me if I was in a locked room with cute goonstuds who know I achieved platinum....
>>85029959the last e-whore panties i bought while i was still at my parents house(dumb i know) and boy using her panties to jerk off with made my goon sessions so much hotter. Wish I still had those panties
>>85029959Spending money on sluts does sound hot but I'm really stingy with myself, I feel bad when I buy a gacha monthly every once in a while despite being so cheap....
>>85030082Enhancing my goon sessions is the goal. I'd love to meet e-girls at cons like some anons have but secretly wear the panties I bought when meeting them. And to have some panties I can wear around for my own enjoyment.>>85030134I'm stingy as well but that's due to not making much money at the moment. When I make more that I can spend a bit e-girls stuff is my first stop.
>>85030205I guess I should just learn to not be stingy towards e-girls somehow then but that sounds hard...
>>85030226Save some money for that one special e-girl who makes your dick twitch like none other and keeps you a hand fucking loser simp!
>>85030279I have only fapped to 2d girls for years so finding that special someone will be quite hard!
>>85030205tempting me to try and meet up with a e-whore while wearing her panties. My goal is to collect at least 6 pairs of panties that i can wear around the house and jerk off with
>>85029875Yes, all dykes should be raped and plumped into horny cock-addled goonsows with thick bodies and thick heads only fixated on milking cock with their holes and getting pregnant to make more goonsows for their daddies and their friends, traded like playing cards. Lesbian activities should be about what up and cooming goonteen gets to rape them first over their bitch of an ex.
>>85030303I wish you luck on finding your e-fu anon! You've got a lot of jerking off to women ahead of you!>>85030315I know that if I met an e-girl at a con I'd spend the whole night in my hotel room beating off till morning, better to enhance it by cumming to the set where she's wearing the same panties I bought and wore. I'd like to own at least one pair from every girl I follow.
>>85030396Thank you Anon, but I do fear for my wallet, that seems like it'd get addicting quite quickly!I really need to learn how to become a simp who falls in love with a e-girl....
>>85030396Just being able to speak with a sexy e-whore would be enough to make me so hard that i would need to spend the rest of the day jerking off to calm down. Thinking about it is driving me crazyI need to start following and simping for more e-whores so i can collect a good haul of panties
>>85030376Holy based. Dykes must be corrected.
