Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/08/28Summer Joltik EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84898732[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Favorite beach?
(Posts of non-cookout continuations abruptly suspended due to the cokoout and my own bad memory:)https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84800812/#q84873253(Zaffre and Fea, after the "bedroom funtimes")>>84906130(Andrea and Taner, which after that would be the next day, trying to confront Andrea about his mania)
>>85000182>Yes he should>And he should ask Phoxy>>85000501>Soon>Maybe aided by Dart>>85000203>Realgar"Yess. Tricked by a former mad teammeber to use a sort of ah, Shade infused rare candy? Something like that, Zaffre evolved then but almost made him into a Shade, and it was just the beginning of his health problems.">Thinking"I am not sure, but I sspeculate some sort of rage toxin. Dumping the one other pheromone making Ssalandit along all the other failures in Alola may have been a trial that almost succeeded.">Sigh"Not my best moment, I was behaving like a rabid animal myself.">Sam"of course of course, proprietary tech madness.">An electronic, simulated sigh"Isn't that pisspiss brothers in some slangs south of Orre?">Hah"With gangsters like these, we may not even need intel.">But they do"Valley of endless rain sounds like an atmospheric anomaly."
>>84993503 (Jermo)>Once those Full Restores run dry, Jeremy is going to need to get a j*b"I had the space, and he needed somewhere to stay. Poor guy was running through a rough patch, and I know that feeling so, guess I just sort of connected with him on that and wanted to help""Oh yes, apparently">And fire, don't forget a lot of fire"Well... Hopefully Sharon will make sure people don't uh, get murdered. Though I'm sure they'll try to find a way to bend the rules to get you">Witches are vindictive to say the least"Apparently tried to kill everyone with a gas leak explosion. I think that ghost is dead now, so, at least everything was fine in the end?...">Very comforting>Drunk Mars would be pretty funny. But he's too young to be drinking!"Sweet, I'll let you know when we start!">>84997001 (Wha-et)>>84997670 (Doro)>>84987345 (Jackson)"You didn't eat before the cookout?">Teleo says, rather incredulously>Pretty sure he saw a cupcake wrapper on the couch before they left>Though Wha-et would surely blame Jackson for that>Looks like the gumbo has some customers!"You sure you don't want like milk or ice cream if its too spicy, love? Not sure sugar is going to do much">He just wants to eat sugar>Doro's idea for the race is an interesting one!"That would be fun to watch! Though uh, not sure how much water is out here in the desert...">Maybe if they were at the beach or something>The drunk fox WILL happen eventually..."Love, you know I made social media accounts specifically to follow you. You even helped me make them!">Uh oh, sounds like Doro hasn't done the same. Teleo prays Wha-et's wrath at the lack of follows is swift and merciful
>>84997185 (Rupert)>Oh thank Arceus Rupert is such a himbo. Teleo did -not- want to explain what crossed his mind"Sam gets money from the Bureau or something, right? Honestly I have no clue how he makes his money">Teleo sure as hell hasn't heard of him selling tech products or anything. Dude just seems to spawn money out of thin air"But yeah, lots to keep up with. Maybe that's why he can't seem to stick with a project for more than a few days">Teleo takes Rupert's burg order and starts cookin!>Makes sense the Swampert would order a larger meal, dude needs his protein for sure>Those arms, those abs...>Teleo is drooling because of the burgers, not anything else!"Here you are! You should try Jackson's gumbo too! He made it spicy though; I haven't tried it yet so I can't say how much, but just a heads up!">He winks at the cat still perched atop Rupert's head>>84998909 (Molly)>Ahh. They mentioned she was escaping from -something->Makes sense she'd not want to be a part of that>Though the explanation of Reflection Cave and artifical pokemon is an interesting one"Huh, you know, I was wondering how all that worked, since you were able to cross and stay. Do you know if ghosts are able to do the same?">Hearing that reflections are want to cross realities doesn't sound pleasant though. A visit to the cave is probably not in the books in Teleo's mind"So, wait, if you're a reflection then does that mean there's the Molly of this world is out here somewhere?">He thinks about all of this while Molly inspects her drink>Maybe they can get her a straw"Hmm? A digital race? Well, If Flow gets to race in the water, then I think it would only be fair if you could race in cyberspace!">Teleo watches with great interest as Molly eats. He's seen a few Porygon in his life, but never actually watched them have a meal before>Fascinating!"Glad you like it! You should try Jackson's gumbo too!">He'll gesture to the pot. Teleo is going to tell everyone to try it!
>>84998909 (Molly)>>84997001 (Wha-et)>>85002240>>85002250"Next step...?">It certainly wasn't! But now he's curious what Molly meant!>Her seriousness gets a chuckle out of Doro"Glad I still know how to count!">He's very proud of his accomplishment!>When Teleo brings up the lack of water, it takes the proverbial wind out of Doro's sails"Ah... right. That's a shame, it would've be pretty cool!">Truly a tragic loss! Not that that'd stop Doro from competing>It's inevitable! He's even got a beer in his claw!>Uh oh, Wha-et's never gonna forgive Doro for this most terrible of transgressions!>Meanwhile, Molly eats her burger by pixellating it bit by bit!>Doro can't say he's ever seen a Porygon eat before. This is... enlightening.>He chuckles when she voices her approval"Yeah, they're pretty dang good! Thanks, Teleo!"
>>85000501 (Phoxy)(Getting 1 quick post in) >Alright>Dart isn’t surprised the phox is here, and he hasn’t greeted pretty much anyone besides Sharon >So, you’ll hear his slight approaching buzzing >In fact, his first words are hushed, as if he’s immediately about to gossip with her>”…what is that.”>nonchalant >>85001522>see above
>>85003137(One quick answer in)>It looks like everyone is here.>Even Snake and Young Link are probably around.>Truly the Pokeverse All-stars.>Dart buzzes in.>And thy Phox barely reacts, as if she didn't cared.>"What is that?">She raises the drink she had in her hand."That's a soda. It tickles your tongue when you drink it. Not that you'd know because... Well, bug. Probably don't have a tongue.">She completely missed the point.
>>84983838"Sounds pretty dangerous.">That's an understatement"Oh yeah, that's a great idea actually. Mho's the next best person to be keeping an eye out for ghosts- without being a ghost himself that is. And it'll let him keep an eye on you, something I'm sure he'll appreciate, haha.">Such as if Sam messes with his ghostness some more or something>Oh, that could work(Yeah! Them too!)(Yes. Jerome has been finding(?) a lot of buddies over the past few months. There's almost a hundred of them by now! Thankfully they don't just all stand in one place, or that could make for a very dangerous bomb. They come and go using their tunnels. And yes it does mean there are small bundles of living dynamite roaming freely in the Orrean underground, but there's probably more than enough empty space out in the desert for them to do that safely)(Sam probably has to start selling off the crystals they shed because there's no way he can use all of them even with all those projects of his, unless he's building a nuke or something)>>84984625>Listening to Chadley, Kauket rubs her chin as she nods along"Hmm... Uh-huh. Hey I think I know some of those names.">Kauket looks over to Sam"Didn't Taner say something about that? Hunting giant trucks with a guy named Apache?">She shrugs, letting out a chuckle of her own"Heh, yeah sorta.">>84986324"That so?">She looks over to Chadley, clicking her tongue"Tsk tsk tsk, as if I would do something like that to my little Sammy without his consent. Come on now.">Back to Layla, she nods"Oh yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine. People, 'mons, she makes dresses for everyone. She's Kalosian so you gotta know she'd charge an arm and a leg, but since you're a friend, I'm sure she'll give you a fair deal.">Kauket tilts her head"Racing queen, huh? Well, if you -really- wanna surprise him, you should consider lingerie as well. Something lacy and bold~">>84987160"It's alright Sammy. It was a learning experience for all of us.">Indeed, oh well
>>84997670(Doro)>>85002240(Teleo)>>85003056>>84998909 (Molly)>when it comes to fasting Wha-et follows the one is none rule “Of course you will try some DORO, you are copying me COPYING MEEEE!”>Wha-et giggles, bothering Doro is his favorite pastime“Nope I didn’t, I was honing my RESTRAINT”“I am not broadcasting yet, I gotta first get my FOOD and take a picture of it!”>Once he has the burger Wha-et arranges it in a such a fake way, even putting a book he has never even opened>He uploads it with some caption to pokegram“This will do NUMBERS”“Ooo I will never say no to ice cream!”>Ice cream in one ribbon spicy gumbo in another his soul comes back and starts eating >Doro commits the biggest SIN ever, not following him.“WAAAht, you should be following me, Gimme your phone”>He pushes a Ribbon to the Zoroark and clenches twice, his patience is running low.>>84997185 (Rupert)>The fairy nods up and down“I had, without the SUN burning my fur”>He takes another bite of his burger and turns to him, head tilted 45 degrees“And you are... Zapman’s entertainments..., I must say”>He looks up and down the well-toned swampert’s body“I wasn’t expecting Zap to be such a good host, I guess hosting this in a HELLHOLE must have his advantages.”>Can you blame him for thinking Rupert is a male stripper?
>>85002250>Speaking of men of bulk, here comes Mho, in between setting up a backyard projector"That's what the OTHER warehouse is for! He makes SPECIAL electric equipment.">But also is still gainfully employed by the Bureau. But also too, the grants"I think I'll have some of thee GUMBO, too!">>85003137>>85003373>What is that?>It is some kind of humanoid goo person serving burgers to Sam's team>And wearing Sam's clothes>And wearing Sam's PDA>And with a sort of lower quality Sam's voice>>85003411"Mho, Farad and Rupert are the ones that could do the most if both of us are uh, incapacitated. But with Mho on trials and Farad injured, I will need to gear up Rupert too.">Oh, yeah(Becky arrives! And with that comes Daniel! And Kemo! And Daniel's team! And a little Skitty!)(Sam may have to start mapping out thesee tunnels, in case they start going out of Sam's land. But more than that, it is a problem if they get into neighbor's properties)(That is also, an idea)>>84984625>>85003411"Giant trucks and tanks other vehicular and not so vehicular stuff like that. Don't worry, we have our own tanks.">Beat"I do have to meet this Apache guy eventually.">>85003897>Ice cream in the kitchen.>Just gotta sneak some off Kauket's stash>A learning experience, indeed!
>>84997185>Considering the size of his chest? Mew's definitely toyed with his genetics.>Rupert really is super popular!>Practically MADE for the cookout"Indeed. Being a ralts sucked. Being a Gardevoir will suck. The entire situation is... sucky.">Oh, and the response to the two burgers..."Ah, c'mon, one is for Mars, and Ragnarok can have all the cutoffs you guys leave behind.">Though he may eat two burgs too.>>84998929>poor Doro.>Not sure why Phoxy was s interested in the D of Doro, though>Mag was scarily powerful."Ppft, I think if I tried to possess you, my soul would explode.">Besides, Phox would N E V E R give consent to something like that, unless she got like KO'd or something"... That's why you do it telekinetically. From a safe place.">>85000203 "Hmm. Fine points, and salient, but... Considering how whimsical Mew is often portrayed, I doubt boredom is the issue.">opportunities, eh...?"I have made friends, and allies. And yet, still. My hatred for Mew is my sole driving purpose. It is what makes me wake every morning, train every day, search the route I encountered him every other day. Mew is my Motivation to become stronger. Taking that way would leave me... lost.">He NEEDS Mew as an enemy.>>85002240>That well is basically dry already...."No need to absolve yourself of credit, aha!">Get the flamer, Teleo.>The HEAVY flamer."I trust Sharon as much as everyone else, but... Mag is hideously powerful.">And they tried to kill everyone BEFORE!?>Drunken Mars CUTE"Thanks a lot."
>>84997185(Rupert)>Wha-et starts searching for a specific video, unless someone stops him he will request Rubert to do this dance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpmWTyKt3hk"Dance this one¡ but do it SLOOWER¡">>85003945>MMm maybe he will go and take one, Kauket can't have ALL the ice cream, can she?
>>85003945>>85003137>Phoxy briefly looks at the gooey Sam.>She quickly blinks and raises her eyebrows, then is back to Dart."Okay. Anyway, what have you been up to?">Wow, she just straight up ignored Sam.>Sort of?>Probably everyone was looking at Phoxy to see her reaction.>To which she will answer to Dart."What? Do I have food on my face?">>85004119>She wasn't.>It was just a joke at his expense."I would make you explode and make you regret it very quickly, yes.">No place would be safe from her."But cool tool to have I guess."
>>85001522"Eh, don't worry about it, man," Kyana said with a smile. "Minji wasn't even a Shade and even she's still a rabid animal when she's tryin' to grope the princess.">Minji's spines went up, and then she giggled a bit, her two front feelers flapping in the wind."Fair enough. {It isn't my fault the princess is bi-curious. Or, for that matter, the fact that you would rather be at home with Master making you howl...}">The second part of that sentence sounded sparse. That had to have been somewhere in the south of Kanto and Johto, at least that's what that language sounded like.>Author's note: It's Korean.>Kyana flicked her horns."Eh. You're lucky I can't understand that, sounded like you said something about me.">She rolled her eyes.>Minji waved her feelers."I said something about the princess, not youuuuuu...">Tachibana let out a sigh, but got back to Realgar."That is terrible to hear. I hope you and Sir Zafire have made yourselves a wonderful home here despite the health problems. What ones ail you both? Other than your pheromones that is.">Chadley."I thought so, too, but according to some of the locals their name is a...">He lost his train of thought and turned to Layla."Honey, what's the word when you're like, writing down sounds? Like, 'boom' or 'bap'?">Layla let out a snort."That's an 'onomatopoeia', Chadley. And, according to some of the locals their name is apparently the onomatopoeia of a pistol or other such firearm having its slide racked. You know: pichi-pichi!">Chadley shook his head."I prefer the Doom styled 'chuck-chuck'. Anyway, I've seen their poster, their bounty's worth absolutely fuckall. Like it isn't even 10,000 gold.">The word 'intel' seemed to strike a chord with Layla."Oh, there's a ton of bounties out right now, too.">Chadley agreed with the sentiment about the valley."It is. According to Milton, the irradiation from nuclear hellfire affected the weather patterns there so much that it rains all the time."
>>85003411"Stones in glass houses, missy," Chadley replied.>He spun another record, this one having the same face as the last one, but joined by another in tow.>He was about to put it on when he stopped, hearing Apache's name."Hey... He was one of the guys in Mado that's... dead. I didn't catch much of that fight against the Express, but I did hear about a group of Hunters.">Chadley knew this would be a possibility, but to think it already happened to Taner...>Layla, meanwhile."Lacy and bold? Mmm... I was thinking garters or something along the lines of this really racy thong I saw back at Jubilife. Oh, Kauky you should've seen it. That thing was barely there! Between you and me...">Layla giggled."I'm thinking of going velvet, something a little bit translucent, too. Makes it better to tease that way. And he gets so flu~stered, too.">She scratched her chin at the mention of Sharon being Kalosian."I'm somewhat familiar with them, one of my best friends growing up in that lab was Kalosian. I'm sure she's a lovely gal, but like you said, I'm sure she knows what she's worth. Those Kalosians... I don't know how they do it, girl.">Chadley, meanwhile, none the wiser, resolved himself to talk to Taner. If Apache were alive, then that'd mean that Maria and Fei were here, too. After all, Milton had said one timeline lost Tanya and Hanta.>>85004119>Aest let out a laugh at that, the boy reminded her too much of an old squire she used to know."There's the spirit, milord. If you keep that up, you'll probably set that troublemaking Mew straight in no time.">She refrained from telling him about the one story that resulted in King Fionn getting in trouble with the Danaan.>Instead, she rubbed her head."If you do transform back, I must ask of you; what was the first thing you wanted to do? I imagine to see your family, no?"
>>85000182>Yes let's>Yeah! That's where I read it too, which means you paid attention, thank you>A gimbal!>Uhhhhhh>I mean if you can find it maybe but I'm pretty sure it was either Chandler or Jerm's crazy litwick>I mean it>Now you're just being sweet (*clicks read more*)>Do you now?>Ohoho interesting>Time to ship Chadwick with Quin>Your ultimate OTP (that means one true pairing)"Will do! Byee~">She will, too!>And of course>Maybe even at this very cookout!>Just not quite yet because I am struggling>They probably don't even realize their mother was caught to begin with so, yeah>True"... Right.">He adjusts his hat, the time for making deals is over. Now it is time to socialize"It felt good, but I wanted to save it for a special occasion. Without a murder I'm nothing but a rich prick from Kalos- and it's not even my money. Although...">He leans in, bringing a wing next to his beak as if to tell Dart a secret"... Just between you and me, a lot of it was my doing, anyway.">He leans back, clearing his throat with a croak"How was yours? That was some years ago now, wasn't it?">See he's not weird, not really anyway>Yeah>You should!>What if Molly identifies as female, huh?>Are you gonna be that much of a bigot? Come on Dart, it's 2026 (current year argument)>I know but someone's gotta do it, otherwise we'll all end up with awful and weird characters like that Kemo poster>That works>ty
>>84986396>>85000392(Reposting for visibility to Taner.)
>>85000704>Favorite beach?There's this one in Alola that I really liked, uh, think it was on Melemele island?>>85000984(I will get the replies to both of those on my end done... tomorrow, Friday doesn't leave me much time at night)>>84998377 (Kemo)>I’d never heard the voice acting before, that really… uh, completes it>Sometimes that’s just the way the ice cream cookie crumbles tho>Speaking of, Prenne will probably want some ice cream as well, Taner seems to be working on that since Inferno is helping with the meat and Whisper with the greens>Normally he’d never have the courage to do that, but enough excitement can get him in a state where he’s even more silly than normal>That’d work, and I’m sure Cottonball could also catch him if needed, or even Inferno… even in his extra excited state he wouldn’t do it without someone being down there to catch him! Unless it’s winter and the snow isn’t packed up>Poor Kaz, Star just seems to think he’ll understand that! Good thing she doesn’t know about the derp face, she’d probably tell Fea to homeschool his kids to at least a pre-collage level>From her words, she seems okay with it, if fundamentally not understand why someone would ever want to do that>Poor Ivy…>Maybe she can be? And there’s plenty of ways to help with a hangover, anyway>For Zippip that sadly makes sense>Most bug Pokemon only seem to have a fraction of what Zippip ended up with, too>He does seem to be doing better than when he was even younger, at least, and since -he- is aware of what’s happening and why– Fea isn’t going to keep it from him– that should help too>True, and if Eldena does go in to help with the research, that should provide some money that she could use… Taner will be trying to find all the legit ways to help her earn money after all, and that might be a good one>Plus, currying favor with the League is never a bad idea, might get some perks if she’s lucky…
>>85000243 (IncrediSwirlix)>Sleeping or just pretending to, Taner will leave him to his rest>As for Swirlix“Sometimes! If we can get a Whipped Dream from one of them before Gliscor makes the trade, that might make you stronger, and, uh, give you limbs. If you want that.”>Taner has realized it should be even easier to get another trainer to accept Swirlix, because getting one in a trade is actually better than catching one, since they evolve by trading anyway>Add that to Orre being Orre… all that will remain is some vetting of the trainers who apply>Since Teleo encouraged him to start posting on the official league message boards for trainers, he knows where he can start seeking out others, too>That sounds like one of my nightmares, complete with the dream logic>How are you alive, I think I’d just drop dead in that level of heat>>85000392 (RoyalChadley)>Oceana doesn’t need to respond to the first or second things in words, exactly, Layla can tell that the Vapreon understands and agrees“My worst mistakes always came when I forgot that I didn’t need to tackle everything on my own. Now I’ve committed that lesson to heart.”>Then, with that question, she doesn’t answer right away, instead starting with a “Hmm…” and clearly giving it some thought>She’s been to a lot of places with Taner, what did she consider the most relaxing? She’s also been to a specific place that only allows Pokemon, but while she hopes one day she could call it a good place to relax, it is… certainly not that at the moment, ironically even less so for a water type>Eventually, she concludes on something that moved her a bit, when she was there“I don’t suppose you’ve ever been to Melemele island in Aola? There’s a beachfront in Hau'oli City that is both large enough to find a private space on and well maintained. Taner visited the beach for Valentine's day once and it was striking enough both above and under the water that I found myself simply taking it in for a while.”
(previous thread replies before I get to the new ones)>>84987465>Jackson was almost bouncing in anticipation of the match (of course that would've been rude to Rupert so he wasn't)>he almost hadn't noticed the piece of tech on Mho's back, but by the time he saw it, Mho had turned to go get the projector>Of course, his mind was still on wrestling, he was damn near praying that Hala could still pull off his signature Poliwrath Splash now that he's older>>84987950"Thanks, Teleo!">it was so nice having someone else that could cook in his life, sharing a kitchen was always a blast, and it was a lot of fun teaching each other new techniques and recipes!"Haha probably" he responds through a daze>>84997001"You were taking pic-you made me wear the chef outfit!">Of course, Pokegram was serious business to Wha-et, so that actually did track"I mean, I used a pinch to balance out the acidity from all those tamatos, but you can't just add sugar to something hot to make it less hot, it doesn't work like that">>84997185>>84997197"I, still, that's-Wow... I mean a ship is a ship, right?">By this point he's nearly snaked around Rupert's bicep, absentmindedly rubbing his head against the muscle as he watches the Swampert pop the bottle cap off with one thumb>oh my god he eats so much too did Jackson discover the perfect man?
(staying at a relative’s because the storm threw a tree and blocked off my whole neighborhood yippee)(Idk where the phone charger is here and they’re asleep so uh)>>85003373>>85003945>>85004515>disregarding the soda comment, which Dart’ll assume is just her usual sarcasm towards him >he was gonna point at Sam, because that’s who he’s staring at right now >but then she asks what he’s up to >He responds, while still staring at the black humanoid “Nothing much, which is why I’m attending… this…”>he swears that thing can’t possibly be Sam, but it has his features “..what?”>Now he’ll turn to face her, no longer looking at Sam“No. I’m trying to figure out what that black void creature is.”>Either she knows and can inform him, or she doesn’t know and can speculate with him
>>85002250>Indeed, doesn't sound particularly nice>Molly looks up from her burg to stare at Teleo for a moment"...">Did she just lock up? Did he say something that crashed her OS?"I do not have any information on how Ghost type Pokemon interact with Reflection Cave in particular. My apologies.">She seems almost disappointed by that>At his second question, she seems to have a little more to say"It is possible but improbable. There is no law of equivalent exchange for digital Pokemon. A Porygon could be created in one dimension, while in the other the equivalent data could be used to digitize music, pictures, movies, and so on.">She looks at her burger as she concludes:"In this world, the data that would make your 'Molly' could just as easily be a thousand funny cat pictures, and this would not violate the natural order.">Whether or not this means Molly erased a thousand cat pictures by refusing to go back, she doesn't say>A straw might work>The space duck looks up at Teleo once again, staring for just a little bit"... I do not believe this would be a fair arrangement. I am able to travel at 200,000 kilometers per second through fiber optic cables.">A bit too fast for poor Flow sadly>Molly has herself a few more pixelated bites of burger, before looking over at the big pot of gumbo"I would like to try the 'Gumbo'. Would you mind placing a standard portion of it in a bowl for me, please?">Poor duck doesn't have much when it comes to arms and hands, sadly>>85003056"Yes. Logically, the next step would be Field Trials, then Operational Testing, and Acceptance Trials.">Quick pause for a burger bite"Kauket's modifications have put the entire project considerably behind schedule, but it is still viable and ongoing.">Uh oh. Kauket's modifications, huh? That can't be good...>She agrees with Door!"I believe it is advised to try the 'Gumbo'.">Jackson worked so hard on it!>>85003897>You get a duck stare"... I see.">She may be judging you in silence
>>85005361>my eyes glazed over this post because it said Chadwick and I thought it was Chadley>i love validating others>you’re so welcome >I had to google what a gimbal is>Oh I see why I got confused now>Beryl RP’d with Sharon in 2022 helping her catch a Litwick, and one of them was a gross annoying troll Litwick that Sharon fed to him >at some point I read through that in an effort to familiarize myself with people’s backstories, and now have slightly misremembered how it played out >haha u fell for the Read More trick >I KNOW what otp meansssss>and yes that’d be very funny to me>they are both good at businesssss>understandable>take your time>Work Mode, Off>Dart listens and listens >Full attention given>slight head tilt>Admittedly he doesn’t actually have much experience talking to this guy, so, he’s trying to get used to it>The bird is able to get a lot out, before the bug can really formulate a decent response >ahem“…ah, it was fine. It coincided with the learning of a move, which I learned at the right age. I didn’t really have anyone to celebrate it with.”>odd memories to think about “You don’t have to consider yourself rich, if that’s… a bad thing. I don’t. And I am… Sharon’s Pokemon, too. Technically.”>again, not too sure if Chadwick knew that or not “Just claim ownership over… what you worked for, only. If you want. I still live in a shack, with other wild Pokemon. That’s all I really claim besides my personal belongings.” >Porygon can identify as whatever she waaaaants>I am only bigoted toward fairies and psychics and ghosts>trust me, that Kemo poster is the least of my concerns regarding this>One time Fen evolved his chinchou with a water stone even though it evolves via level up >and I was seething >there is no way I’m not on some sort of spectrum
>>85005974>woah Swirlix really do come from bakeries>at the mention of limbs, the Swirlix sticks out its feets“I have thothe!”>pic related but less angry >seems pretty happy either way>oh god this mon’s a trade evolution? >didn’t know that >Hmmmm>seems straightforward enough >personally I would never evolve Swirlix >Slurpuff is like a 5/10 mon at best for me>don’t worry it’s a cool 77 now>because of rain >rain that resulted in our power grid shutting down >we went home early from work because we couldn’t work anymore>Taner didn’t answer the Swirlix’s question about why they’re so high up :(
>>85004515>>85006282>The black void creature is still serving burgs>And eating a burger himself, despite the teeth being also made of the black fluid. It just works.>Oh hey there's that Sneasler, approaching the humanoid. Really rocking that apron and nebulizer mask combo"Sam! Brownies out in 10 minutes!'>Oh nice, brownies...wait....!>>85004150>He'll have to be sneaky about it>>85005110>Realgar"It iss still embarrassing, you know. I should at least keep ssome dignity!">Uh, what was that?"Could sswear I heard something like that before. From some of the...ssailors, from places the League does not want to talk to.">Would ZODIAC set up a resupply base in a North Korea equivalent? Probably>Processing"...what was that about a princess?">Kinda lost, himself"Zaffre does not particularly like Orre and I get him, he's completely out of his environment here. But that is what roadtrips are for.">Yeah"Verdigris needs to absorb a lot more chemicals for his own bodily functionss and Zaffre...ladies, I could be here all day.">Speaking of the Sneasler, there he goes for a burg"Damaged lungs, toxin overproduction, other things I am not mentioning for hiss own privacy...">Sam"That's more a chak-chak. What kinda piddly pistols are they using? Probably nothing much, with a bounty like that">Ha"Yeah, I feel like I need to go do more bounties. All of this isn't cheap.">Waving and extending his goopy arms around, to denote the entire place"Lovely, I think I'll stay under a roof there.">>85005231"That's uh, timelines, aren't they damn fun?">He seems more pained than anything"Now we'll need to check we don't get separated across time too.">Righteously pained>>85006126>Mho is busy with the projector. What a big thing is, must be pretty old, and heavy! Mho carries it like it weighs nothing
>qotdtoo soon OPtoo soon>>85002240>>85002250>Jackson watches, confused for a moment as Teleo looks at him with his eyes closed>Did he just fall asleep at the- OOOOOH WAIT THAT'S A WINK>Jackson winks back once the realization hits him.>They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and right now Teleo was being a fantastic wingman>>85003897>>84997670 (Doro)"I'm pretty sure he said I'm not allowed to have an account so that I don't sap followers">he smirks, a bit conceitedly, that there's already arguments about his dish"Don't worry Wha-et, there's enough for everyone to try! ...Besides, if he's copying things you do, doesn't that mean he's like, a follower, but in real life or something? It's like you're trending!""...Hey wait is that my cookbook?">>85003945>>85006803>Even more takers! Yay!"Hope you two enjoy! I will say, normally it's served over rice, but I figured if we were also doing burgers then that many carbs would be too filling, but either way a little bit feeds a lot of people!">>85007360>Jackson definitely would've helped with the projector, if A: the thing could crush him like a bug, and B: he wasn't still in himbo heaven>Speaking of men, he watched in awe from his perch on Rupert's head (or lap if they had sat down to eat at this point) as Mho cradled that massive machine like a baby>As muscles rippled under all that fur, he couldn't help but feel proud that his cooking was fueling this spectacle of strength. These were the same muscles that took on a living legend!>And Jackson was going to get to see it!
yo nuts are restin in the palm of my handmake you turn yo head and cough like an examhernias or not they heavy, damnI jus saved the thread from goin in the can
>>85004515>Ah, the Poor Door"Yeah. Remind me not to.">An easy lesson to remember, anyway."It might be handy. And, I suppose the main gift was that Anti-Mag mark, so... success?">>85005231>Now he's just a squire that she used to know"Trust me, once I'm done with him, Arceus shall need to appoint a new diety.">Jerm would probably have argued his point even when faced with solid proof, regardless."First thing...? I think... Open a door without needing telekinesis. Maybe wear some trousers. Walk about outside without feeling a deep sense of shame and embarrassment. As for my family, well, they miight sort of maybe think I'm dead?">It is unsure yet since I kinda said it but hadn't planned the story, so... eh?>>85007767"Oh, right, Jackson! Could I order some of that... Gumbo too? Teleo recommended it!">mmm gumbo
>>85003897>>85003056"Maybe we can get all the water types here to Hydro Pump up a lake or something, haha!">That would take quite a lot of water, energy and time to do>Of course, it isn't a Wha-et moment without some Doro bullying"Well everyone knows you have the best taste in everything love, of course we want to copy you!">Hearing that the Sylveon was 'honing his restraint' gets a raised brow from Teleo>Everyone else is enjoying their burg, except Wha-et, who is setting up some sort of scene"Since when did you start doing this?">Why is there a book>Maybe Wha-et -is- practicing restraint, he usually devours his meal the moment he gets it!>Teleo pulls out his phone to check the post he just made, curious as to what he wrote"There's a bunch of freezers inside full of ice cream, I'm sure you can have some!">He forgot those were Kauket's. Uh oh>Teleo smiles and nods once Doro finishes his burg, happy he enjoyed it, though that's short lived as a ribbon shoots towards the fox"...I would just do as he says, for your sake">The gravest of transgressions Doro has committed...>>85006803>...>Oh! She was computing, he guesses"No worries, worth an ask. Seems it works in rather strange ways then">So the 'material' that molly is made up of exists, just not in the same form across dimensions"Well, I'm glad you're a Porygon and not a bunch of images then Molly!">There might be straws by the utensils on the table. Teleo will pass one over so Molly can enjoy her drink"Ah, hmm. Yeah, that's a little outside their range. I'm sure they can figure something out!">Teleo will gladly serve Molly, as well as the other two, a nice bowl of gumbo"Enjoy! Let Jackson know what you think!"
>>85003945"Hey Mho! Need uh, any help with that?">Ahh, makes sense why there are two warehouses then>He will nod and get Mho a bowl of gumbo. He's sure Jackson will be very, very happy to see the Electivire enjoying some>>85006126>Speaking of>Oh yeah, they're going to need a crowbar to pry the cat from Rupert, huh?>At least he's greatly enjoying himself, and the Swampert doesn't seem to mind>>85007767>Teleo still needs to figure out the whole winking thing so it doesn't look like he's having a stroke>At least Jackson got it after a few moments!>The silly wink he gets back makes him chuckle. If he wasn't on grill duty he'd give the Meowth a smooch for that>But he can toootally tell how into Rupert and Mho he is, so he'll gladly play wingman for Jackson
>>84998929>That works>Yeah, it is!>Kinda"Dude.">Dude.>He blinks at Phoxy"... Oh yeah, sorry about that. I guess I just call everybody dude, haha. I never thought about it...">Great, now Phoxy just put his entire surfer lingo into question>He shakes his head"Yeah- I mean nah. It's just, you know how Taner is, you spend five minutes with him you know the entire catalog of the friends he has. Your name's been popping up here and there.">He shrugs, sipping some beer"Sorry for getting this Jim dude's name wrong. Anyway, what's up? How's the food?">>85002250>Yeah! Crisis averted, for now at least>Rupert nods (gently)"Yeah that. Investigations and all that. But he also does some side gigs as well. Sells batteries and stuff. The Carbinks grow these gnarly looking crystals that are packed with energy. Scary stuff.">That's probably because Sam is a pretty secretive man to begin with. He doesn't want the IRS after him"Haha, yeah, maybe. I think he's always been like that, though. Works on a project, then something new comes up, and he just adds it to the pile instead of putting it off till later.">Burger time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zwAHPge3Ok>That he does!>Well it's true all that beef is looking pretty good. And the food isn't bad either"Thanks dude!">He looks up as if expecting to see Jackson, but of course the Meowth is on his head so that doesn't really work"Oh yeah? I like spicy. Lemme get a bowl.">And so he'll go for some gumbo as well!>>85004119>True>He likes people!>It does help that he can just have an open shirt and nobody will question it because of the weather"Look at it this way, at least you'll be able to kick the butt of anyone who makes fun of you, haha.">That's probably not the Jerm's biggest problem but that's Rupert's way of trying to cheer him up anyhow>And then"... Oh yeah. Dunno how much scraps you get from beef patties but hey, plenty of leftovers I'm sure.">Or that
>>85003897"That's good to hear, dude.">He also takes a bite from one of his own burgs, then gives Wha-et a look"... Huh?">The himbo blinks a few times, clueless"Entertainment? I dunno what you mean, li'l dude. I'm part of his team.">>85004150>Rupert watches the video as nobody managed to stop Wha-et in time"... Uh, I'm not much of a dancer, but... I guess I could try? Later though.">>85006126(I love these little doodles)"Heh, yeah, I guess it is.">Burger in one hand, cat-snake around his other arm purring up a storm, Rupert seems as chill as... Well, always really.>A real bummer that Jackson will eventually have to be pried from him, but maybe he can come back to visit from time to time or something. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and such>>85007767(The idea of Teleo trying to wink but it just looks like a blink is very nice touch lol)>And then>THEN>It's time for Rupert to try Jackson's gumbo>Having gotten himself a bowl, and a generous portion of stew, he'll get himself a big ol' spoon. Possibly even a deep stirring spoon, and dip it into the gumbo, bringing it back to his maw for a first taste>Will he like it? Oh the suspense is palpable>In it goes, as he closes his mouth around the utensil, before pulling it out, clean"...""........ Duuuude.">He looks over at the cat coiled around his arm"That stuff is straight fire, yo! I feel like I could eat it every day and never get tired of it.">He looks between Teleo and Jackson"Where'd you two learn to cook so damn well? Seriously. You should totally like, open a restaurant or something.">Before going back to shoveling the piping hot gumbo into his mouth, unbothered by either the heat or the... heat, as in the spiciness
>>85006282>>85007360>It wasn't sarcasm.>Now, it could be that she knows, but she doesn't read the thread, although someone like Blazy could read it for her. Or she doesn't know and can speculate with him."Well, there you go, you got your answer, that's Sam.">...Or the third option, she straight up doesn't care anymore.>Which is surprising."Well I'm attending because I've been politely invited so I'm being politely here. It's missing a few explosions and screams but y'know, can't win them all.">She looks around."Isn't your spider friend here?">You're most likely dumbfounded as she doesn't even address the elephant in the room.>>85008574>Door-kun."I don't think you need to be reminded of that, just use your head. Whatever that's left of it that is.">Brain cells are contained in the hair."Well thank fuck it was a gift because we'd be dead if this wasn't a thing. I hope we'll be able to kill that thing and I'll be the one doing the killing blow as I laugh in it's face."
>>85003897>>85009275"That... would be a lot of effort, and I'm not sure it'd even work without Kyogre or something.">You'd need to really flood the place!>Wha-et's claim just gets a snicker out of the fox"Guess so! But you can't stop me.">The fox has been bothered>And then he takes a picture of his food. Doro's seen a few humans do that too. He doesn't get it>When Teleo mentions freezers full of ice cream, Doro thinks he recalls... something>Unfortunately, he doesn't remember in time that those must be Kauket's. Wha-et, no!>Doro blinks as the ribbon is shoved in his face, gesturing for his phone"Wha- huh?">Even Teleo's telling him to accept his fate!"I... okay?">He reluctantly hands Wha-et his pokegear. Clearly delaying this will only make his punishment worse!>Hmm. That's strange. Doro doesn't even have Pokegram installed. No Poketok either. Impossible! What does Doro even do in his spare time?>Wait, he does have Poketube!>>85006803"Hmm... and afterwards it'll be considered safe to use?">...Wait what did she just say?"Kauket modified it?">Oh dear. Does Molly know what she's in for? Doro certainly looks concerned now>But first, Door and Mallard need to try some 'Gumbo'"Yes.">He does his best Molly impression>>85007767>He quickly nods in agreement with Jackson"See Wha-et? What he said!">With that, Doro gets himself and Molly some bowls of gumbo>He takes his first spoonful..."Ooh, that's spicy!">Luckily Doro's a fan of spicy stuff
>>85009630>Dude.>Phoxy doesn't really care about the whole surfer lingo.>Especially due to the whole fire type stuff that doesn't know how to swim."Riiight, hard to call someone specific if everyone is "dude.">He's kind of a weirdo.>But she never seen surfers.>This ain't the Kalos type.>She crosses her arms."Uh uh, and what did this Taner said about me?">Wuh-oh, she asked that question."Food's decent. The party? Kinda boring.">She's not really that talkative.>Probably just her current mood.
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>>85007360>>85010061>ok guess she genuinely thought he didn’t know what a soda was>Thank you for the convenient dialogue, random Sneasler“Hm.”>I’m sorry to say it but Dart won’t really notice if she’s acting weird, he just assumes she’s being her usual aloof self >he knows she doesn’t like anything “weird” so it seems like she’s just done with things, and that’s how Dart himself acts half the time so it seems fairly normal “Something will probably explode eventually.”>Zapman has a knack for accidentally blowing things up, and that humanoid is apparently Zapman >but Dart isn’t fixated on him anymore“Torq is home. He never wants to socialize. And he’s rather large. So it’s hard for me to… force him. And I don’t want to get slapped by a water pulse.”
>>85005974>Layla tapped her chin."We have been to Melemele but I don't think I've ever heard of that beachfront. Hau'oli, huh? I know Minji would love that.">She stared over at Chadley and sighed."As long as other things are happening, we'll be a bit stuck for a bit.">She scratched her head."Do you happen to know if there are any like, spots near the mountains? My Chadley has a soft spot for mountains, too...">Oh yes."So... Taner met this 'Apache' fellow? Did he have any other people with him?">Layla seemed curious about that.>>85005231"Deicide? Just make sure you've gathered all that you need to before you enter the Land Of Shadows. Or, Connacht.">Aest looked like she was trying not to laugh. Even so, she maintained eye contact, it seemed that she understood Jeremy's frustration."Lord DuFont, if I may, there might be something that can change your outlook on this whole thing. It's helped me out.">She pointed to Chadley."I think I've found my community and my Master, but mostly the community. I look around at my sisters, the friends of my Master, and the Pokemon on my back and I feel at peace. Perhaps if you spent more time with those in your circle, it'd ease your woes?">The tone of her voice didn't scream patronization, rather, a forlorn-longing. Almost like she was talking to herself.
>>85016103>>85008574(Local man accidentally pressed the wrong reply marker. Also, I know how that feels 'shit I didn't think this part out'.)
>>85007360>Author's Insights: ZODIAC totally would.>Minji snickered."Nothing you need to know about, prettyboy.">Tachibana gasped."Minji! You will show Sir Realgar some respect, he is not some 'pretty boy', he is a grown man who has recently gotten out of what tantamount to indentured slavery! Have you no decorum!?">Minji put her feelers up as sort of an 'easy' gesture."Woah, woah, woah, Tachiachi. Didn't mean to come up like that. All I'm saying is that he doesn't need to know and that he's kinda pretty, ok?">Tachibana wiped her beak with her wing."Oh please, forgive her impertinence, Sir Realgar. This child is unruly...">Minji sniffed."{You're one to talk, staring at Master like he's some kind of manwhore.}">Kyana seemed curious."What's Zaffre's story? You seem to hold him in pretty high regard.">Sam n Chadley>Fio was still riding around on Mho's shoulders."It's also filled with a fuckton of high-tier monsters according to Milton, you need some serious firepower if you intend to go down there. I checked, sure enough, there's a ton down there. Don't even get me started on Battleshipaurorus.">Battleshipaurorawhatnow?"Either way it's a tough sell but all signs point to Eva being down there. I know just where she's hiding, too. Though we'd have to be careful when we approach. Because...">Chadley grumbled."Nearby is supposedly where the Salmonella make their hideout as well. They formerly operated in the desert but since Death Cruz was established they fled into Rainy Valley."
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>>85007767"I get that, and GOOD thinking!">And with some help of Teleo..."Damn, it smells GOOD.">Good enough to attract the brownies Sneasler. He even took off his mask to smell>>85009315"No worries, nothing I can NOT handle.">He's got two hands and that is enough hands, for now>>85010061>>85014282>Humanoid still doing Sam things, like helping with the party or handle electric stuff>>85016837>Realgar does not seem bothered"Hm hm, no offense taken.">In fact, he seems to be smirking"Zaffre...long sstory. Our former trainer got the idea of having a rare poison type, with the help of a Galarian Slowking, managed to fool Zaffre into joining uss. Then he let him roam as a sspy while the Slowking was working on hiss own projectss, and eventually one of those projectss is how Zaffre evolved but with health issuess.">Clearly, he does not like mentioning that Slowking"I curse Epsylon's name with all my being."
>>85014282>>85017863>Also a little bit of a joke, just like that one sitcom meme with the ostrich.>Her being done with things is pretty much what it is.>Everyone is waiting for her next outburst, but she figured it would be much much funnier for her if she left everyone disappointed.>So she doesn't care."Something will explode, but guess what buddy, I'm not gonna put any effort into it. They'll have to do it themselves!">No Torq, dang."Sucks. I find him funny. For a water type and a bug type. Which is y'know, a combination I'm not a fan of.">She turns towards Dart. Sam is probably just gesturing to her to try and get a reaction."So, question for you. How quick do you think a Blaziken can make a loop around the planet while running? Blazy said she could do it in three days but I took a bet and said five. What do you think?"
>>85009630>For some reason hearing that Sam is a battery provider makes him chuckle, given all the crazy ass inventions this guy makes>The mundanity of it, Teleo guesses"Doesn't help that the guy keeps hopping between regions every week. I told Mho and Farad they're on Sam babysitting duty to make sure he stays on track with his projects">Though, with Farad getting injured, that probably put a damper on that>He really needs to go check on the eel once he's done at the grill>BORGOR TIME"No problem! Let me know if you want more. If there are left over patties once everyone is fed it'll be first come first serve">Rupert needs his protein for his lovely muscles...>And success! Jackson will be happy his new favorite himbo is going to enjoy his cooking>>85010568>Teleo's remaining eye twitches when Doro mentions Kyogre>He seems to zone out for a moment before shaking his head"Probably. Never really terraformed before so I'm not sure how much water it would take to even get a small lake going out here!">Teleo just solemnly nods at the fox. Doro should accept his fate, as did the lizard>>85017863>Teleo will throw Mho a thumbs up then>And totally not steal a glance or two at his muscles as he carries the heavy object
>>85017863>we’ll get to him >for sure>definitely >>85018230>okay i see the vision >This fox really needs a Dart in her life to talk about her feelings with >too bad she’ll neeeeever open up “…hm. I’m sure they’ll find a way.”>It is slightly salt-inducing that she prefers Torq over him but >no big deal“That’s funny. I don’t.”>biggest Torq hater “…well, I definitely wouldn’t vote for three. Given that the world is… I don’t know, a hundred thousand miles wide.”>Fact check: Entirely incorrect, but who cares about specifics “It takes motorized vehicles days upon days to travel just from one side of the region to another. And they don’t need sleep.”>Blazy is the incredible hulk
>>85019508"Hmm?">Doro did catch that momentary space out. Do he and Kyogre have some history?>Whatever the case, the Zoroark glances out at the desert landscape."Gotta be thousands of gallons at least.">He can only hope the Sylveon will be merciful...
>>85020187>Teleo just seems as confused as Doro about what just happened>But whatever spell came over the lizard passes quickly>His eyes follow out into the empty plane of sand and the occasional arid plant"You know, if there was a power spot here, a bunch of Dynamaxed mon could probably do the job I bet. The gyms in Galar get flooded enough with a water type on the field, haha!">Knowing Wha-et and how he treats Doro, there will be retribution
>>85007066>That's it, never putting Chadwick in the name field ever again>And likewise!>Yes>Oooh right the Snooki Litwick, forgot about her>That's some dedication, I can barely remember my own backstories!>how could you trick me like that.....>Yeah now you do, since I told you>Maybe one day then>It's a rendezvous with destiny then>Thank you for understanding, taking my time as we speak>The bird says a lot before Dart responds because it's hard to interject in this posting format"I see. But you must've felt different, no?">Very odd"It isn't. But what is bad for my rep is the fact that... I don't really have a rep. Can't make my name out by staying at the castle, y'know?">He nods"I know.">He knew"How's life over there? What kinda mon are you shacking up with?">That's either dry humor or he doesn't know what shacking up means>Thank you for your progressivism, very woke of you>And yet you dated a fairy and a psychic (and slept with a ghost trainer)>Oh really now? I feel like you're just saying that>Oh lol, that's pretty funny>You're on the spectrum alright. The spectrum of people I really like interacting with
>>85021112>>85007066>Can't GET my name out there*>I half-deleted what had I typed then started over or something idk
>>85016837>And a something I forgot, Sam's side>Mho seems to be having a good day carrying others"First a battleship turtle, now a battleship dinosaur. All we are missing is a battleship crab.">Battleships, landships, maybe also airships"Lovely, I hope their name is because of a fondness for toxic warfare.">>85018230>>85019578>And now the gooey humanoid has brought up a cart. Seems he wants to liven up the place with some practical demonstrations>Plexiglass blast shields, magnetrons, the usual fare...wait, floor tiles?"Dyne! Help me a bit and out this tile over there?">Now here's an oddly gray wartortle carrying an odd tile. And a generator for the tile"Excuse me!'>He is putting the tile near Phoxy and Dart, on the ground>>85019508>Teleo glances>Mho knows he is glancing>Mho is adjusting the position of the heavy projector. Completely unnecessary, but, it makes him flex
>>85021112>if that’s what it takes>I liked reading every post anyone made ever >all the time>don’t know how I was able to enjoy it for as long as I did, frankly>I tricked you bc you needed to learn about how harsh this world can be>slow n steady>I’m kinda surprised you’re still here, I expected you to only dip in for 1-2 days>i knew what otp meant(!!!)>The bird says just enough “Of course I felt different. I felt bigger and stronger. But it wasn’t a drastic change, I had the exact same body type.”>darn>his aura is a facade“You could always practice battling. Sharon’s been putting off the trainer-battle thing for years. I know it’s not really her thing, but, she had shown at least a little interest… at some point. And you should hit… a lot harder, now. A lot. Harder.”>Honchkrow with base 125 atk and the Super-Luck ability using Night Slash for a 50% crit every time>that would definitely build his rep >fo sure>hm.“I am… ‘shacking’, in the shack, with three Pokemon. Just living together, I mean. Vespiquen, Mawile, and Shroomish. I’m usually not home, because, boredom. But they are very relaxed. Sometimes we transfer to the mansion when it rains too hard. I have funny photos of them on my Pokegear.”>riveting>when exactly did I date a fairy >Not entiiirely>I don’t have a good explanation for why some of your characters don’t innately drive me insane, other than that I’ve granted you some kind of subconscious acceptance >your kindness weakens my integrity >i am WEAK>>85021158>i do that>>85021431>aw shoot Dart forgot this guy’s name>but he definitely knows him>surely Phoxy will have something insightful to say here
>>85017863"Epsylon? They another member of ZODIAC?" asked Kyana.>Minji shook her little head inside those thorns."Doesn't sound like anybody I remember. Though from the name it'd probably be somebody associated with the R&D and that'd be...">Tachibana grimaced."Raiha...">The bird Pokemon seemed to have bad memories with her in particular. From the way she looked, her feathers were all standing up."Poor Lord Zaffre, I should hope Sir Samuel finds a way to cure him. Or, at least make his pain tolerable.">Tachibana flapped her wings inward, and her feathers went down, the Swellow shaking herself out while Kyana let out a small howl."Eh, I was dead for a bit, that's my story. Used to belong to Archer. His dumbass used me to test some kind of new drug Rocket was peddling because they said it'd make everyone stronger. Then Tapu Fini got real pissed off at everyone. That was how that ended for me. Until she brought me back.">She looked over to Chadley."Now I'm here.">>85021431>Layla looked at Chadley."Should we tell him about the Red Mobster?">Chadley shook his head."No, Sam, you remember them. The gigantic ass monkies. Their leader took a piece of Centipedron. We actually managed to get it reclaimed after Evelyn lead a raid on a desert compound in Orre. However... The Salmonella didn't like me interfering, and now somebody from Rainy Valley's 'Melt Town' is being held hostage in their hideout. It ain't Eva, that's for sure. But they're calling me out.">Chadley looked at his PokeNAV."According to documentation, it appears the Salmonella wanted to sell the piece of the Centipedron to ZODIAC for a high price, and ZODIAC was willing to pay for it. Now we have it. I'll be it was Raiha who wanted the damn thing.">He dmed a picture to Sam.>Depicted in a crude drawing must've been Evelyn, she looked like a 'mean girl' in a tank. There were a group of monkies on the other end with another girl in their building.>The word 'SHOWDOWN' had been written.
>>85020885>Strange... Doro doesn't know what to make of it!>He's soon distracted by the image of many Dynamaxed mon carving out a trench in the desert and flooding it with water"I bet that'd do it! The only question is how to get a power spot all the way in Orre...">Speaking of Orre, he glances out into the desert"You know how Orre has almost no wild pokemon? I wonder how's that even possible.">Indeed... poor, poor Doro
Just got fired from my job AMA
>>85022582will u take the sexual harassment training more seriously next time
>>85006803“Yeah, you better follow me too ducky¡”>Else somehow the fairy will force them to!>>85007360>No need to be sneaky when Teleo is the spy and went to get the ice cream>>85007767>>85010568>>85009275>>85010568“Exactly, Jackson, we are in this TOGETHER, don’t forget about it¡”>Wha-et likes the dish, but he eats it slowly to make sure the spiciness doesn’t get to him“Doro must INSTINCTIVELY be following the closes alpha MALE, that would be ME¡>He gives the ice cream another lick, truly he is the most alpha here"I began doing it about a week ago it’s the NEW trend, it shows you can be CUTE, while knowing how to cook¡”>He uploads the picture with a “Look at what I made today :3c” “Our cookbook, you know; what's yours is mine, what’s Mine is mine”>That’s not how the saying goes..."Ice cream PLSSS¡">Ice cream makes everything better>Wha-et install all the apps and makes sure to set Doro to follow his accounts“Here Doro, you have repented now you just gotta do this¡”>He opens most of his new posts and spams like son them“Every day, oookaaay, and I WILL be watching, so you do it¡”>Doro’s gacha dailies>>85009646“What team¿ are there others like you¿”>He looks around expecting more Himbo pokemons“Are they all inside the house, you on rotation¿”>After sharing the video happy the Sylveon stores his phone“Good, make sure to learn it correctly, think of it as a NEWWW moooove”>Good advice.
>>85007169>Or at least Slurpuff do>Taner smiles"You do, at that! So maybe it'd be better to say your limbs will double!">I agree with all that actually but trainers probably wouldn't think so>Taner realizes that he didn't respond to the other question"Because this is the best way to travel, it's really fast!">Oh that's much better>...Or not>Everything comes at a price...>>85016103>Polite nod, she feels good about that recommendation, it was quite a pleasant place and the Pokemon there seemed to leave trainer Pokemon alone, so quite safe for a beach>She doesn't inquire as to those other things-- if Layla wants to go into more detail about them she can, if not, that's fine too"Spots near the mountains? Hmm... My first though is Mount Coronet and the mountain range nearby it, though I also have vivid memories of Mt. Moon in Kanto...">Though those memories may be brighter by the fact that it was around the last times she was able to travel with Taner"I admit, I know less of mountains than I do of oceans.">Then, the topic of Apache comes up, Oceana was there for that so she doesn't need to go from just what Taner said>For a moment she wonders if there's any reason she should keep that to herself? But it doesn't seem like there is, Chadley didn't seem at odds with the hunters and therefore Layla doesn't seem like she would be, this information doesn't put anyone in danger that she can tell... seems fine"He did, two others. Maria and Fei. Considering the type of world they came from, they were all quite generous and helpful, I was left with a good impression of all of them, and their skills are impressive as well. Was there anything specific you were curious about?"
(Doing these now, but do feel free to wait until convient to continue them)>>84873253 / >>85000984>>(And Teleo, Wha-et, Doro)>What hour is it? That's a good question actually>If Fea has left and come back, then it's probably later in the evening now"It's eiiiiiiiiight o-clock! And how are you feeling~?">>84906130 / >>85000984>A day goes by, Taner turns in early the night before so he can be up early>And then he meets Andrea and Monad in the same cafe from before, as always Star is on his shoulder but she hops down into a nearby chair, Taner is paying for the food this time and it's a full breakfast... hard conversations are better with good food, after all>But he doesn't go right into the harder topic of conversation, instead saying"Hi...">He's not a morning person, he tries that again"Uh, hello, to both of you! Good news-- Sharon has said you can stay at the castle for a while, until we find a more permanent, uh, residence, or you start doing your trainer journey. So, I'll show you around there tomorrow. We've, uh, probably got a lot we want to discuss today, I figure. Anywhere you want to start?">Taner will let Andrea lead the start of this, he knows wherever the conversation goes, it'll get down to the thing they need to talk about eventually, because that one thing really is an obstacle to everything else right now, no matter what plans are made
>>85023271>Doro's eyes widen at Wha-et's claim and the implications it comes with."H-Huh? I, uh, I'm not sure if that's, um...">He trails off, no idea how to even begin responding to that.>And yet it's clear from how Wha-et's words go unchallenged that he must be right. Truly an alpha fairy!>Wow, Wha-et claiming their work as his own... Doro wonders if they'll let that stand!>Every carton he goes through increases the risk of an angry Mimikyu...>He watches in mild bewilderment as Wha-et rapidly installs the apps and sets his new accounts to follow Wha-et"Um, thanks Wha-et.">Lucky Doro managed to gain forgiveness easily this time"So... just like all your posts? I, um...">Well, Wha-et -did- say he'd be watching..."Y-Yeah I can do that, seems easy enough.">Though he may not take it as seriously as Wha-et expects. Surely missing a few days here or there won't hurt, right?
>>85022582damnsorry manwhat was the job>>85021690>The odd steely Wartortle waves as he passes by>>85021852>Realgar"Wass, a Galarian Slowking gone mad even before he chose to be some sort of high functioning Sshade.">Shaking his head"One of S-512's collaborators, in his madness made hiss life work to spread the Shade curse as a ssort of worship to Giratina. If you have seen reports of the obsidian spikes, those were hiss making.">The obsidian spikes, weird tools found after outbreaks of a new form of Perfect Shades in Galar and other regions. Those caused very accelerated descent into Perfect Shade form, but also with a much shorter life span. The inner workings of those were deemed "supernatural"."May the death of thiss wretched pokemon put an end to that curse.">All of that spoken with utter contempt>Of course, Epsylon's body was not found, assumed recovered by S-512..."Sam hass been helping as much as he can, he devised portable machine to provide Zaffre with the oxygen and medicine aerosols to do what a healthy pokemon can do. Zaffre would have not accepted anything less, he even escaped an hospital stay to battle!">Hah"But now, I believe Zaffre wants to learn our former owner tricks, turn them against him, cure himself too.">And now, Realgar listens"Dead? Dead for real? Accursed drugs brought ruin to all of us, I am both ssorry of how you ended like that, and glad that the Tapu thought to bring you back.">>85021852>SamAh, those guys. I don't recall getting their name. Hm, seems like it will be a double rescue operation!">Looking at the nav, too"To hell with ZODIAC, they must not make their own tank.">>85023271>2sneaky2delicious
>>85021431>Fuuuuuck>At that, Teleo -has- to look away, lest he start blushing any harder than he was>>85021884"Wellll, the answer is you don't really. Technically max particles -are- slowly saturating the planet, expanding from Galar. Its just very slow. That's you know, part of Pa's research, getting Dynamaxing to work outside of the region">Teleo nods, suppressing a shudder"I heard about that before coming here and really didn't believe it until I saw it for myself. Its incredibly uncanny. You'd figure you'd see a few mon out there but there's just... nothing">He says, gesturing out into the empty desert>How it all happened, Teleo isn't quite sure. Some ecological disaster maybe?>>85023271"Hmmm, and since when did we decide -you- were the alpha male? You certainly weren't last night in bed~">Cute while knowing how to cook, huh?>Teleo checks the post and shakes his head"Stealing credit? You know, you could have said 'my amazing boyfriend and I made this!' and it would have been sort of true!">Sneaky lying fairy! He won't expose Wha-et for the fraud he is online though>Teleo looks between the already empty ice cream and the fairy, letting out a sigh"You're going to eat all of the ice cream in the freezer, aren't you?">He will go get more. The danger growing more and more present the more ice cream that goes missing...
>>85008574"yeah, of course! Go ahead, help yourself! There's bowls to the side!">one of the nice parts about gumbo was how many people you could feed with one pot, it was a fantastic stretch meal for gatherings like this."I uh, heard that dinosaur with you is a baby, right? I'd be careful about letting him try, I remember my first time trying anything spicy...">Many tears, many scratches. Imagining that on such a larger scale was terrifying>>85009315>100% yes>Jackson already knew the first pokemon he'd want to visit once he got a pokeball>speaking of which, Jackson would have to check with Teleo on how far along he is in the process. He basically already did, but Jackson was genuinely excited to have the Inteleon watch over him officially. >plus not having to ride a car to go anywhere would be good for his tummy>>85009646(thanks, these threads have gotten me hitting a stride recently! I think the wink bit at this point is recurring, it's really funny as a minor inconvenience)>Jackson had maneuvered his way down into Rupert's lap to make for easier eating and not accidentally spilling anything over the Swampert's forehead (speaking of which is he fully anthro or does he have the funny Swampert shape?)>He blushes and squirms a bit at the praise for his cooking"Thanks! I used to loiter around some of those open kitchen restaurants in Mauville. At first it was just because they'd give me scraps, but at some point I just started watching them cook. Eventually a Smeargle noticed and started teaching me.">A restaurant with Teleo... "That's... actually not a bad idea.">He looks up to Rupert to praise the idea and fuck he was at the perfect angle to watch him eat why'd he have to have such a weird mind>Jackson stared wordlessly. That was so much food, and he was packing it down so fast, and his mouth opened so wide, and the way his throat moved..."fuck I bet he could eat me in one gulp..." he thinks to himself, as well as unwittingly saying out loud1/2
>>85010568>>85017863>>85023271>there's a sense of pride and discipline within every warm bite of the stew, one that can only be described as passionate. >Jackson wasn't the brightest, nor was he the most ambitious. In fact, compared to his potential, he was very much an underachiever. >Cooking, however, was one of the few things he truly enjoyed doing, alongside sex and drinking>the vegetables, softened to the point of practically melting into the sauce, added richness and complexity to the aromatic spice of the stew>a small cube of tomato berry here and there added an extra layer of heat to give it that special zing>the sausage was a lovely shade of brown, sliced (or in this case, clawed) into thick savory chunks>the GENERIC POKEMON WORLD SEAFOOD had actually been added shortly before serving as to not overcook, having become a vibrant pink that stood out against all the dark browns and reds of the stew>the pot sat atop it's portable stove, turned low as to not overcook everything but still keep it all warm"Yeah I guess that's true, but Wha-et, that book's all steaming recipes, and that burger's obviously grilled"
(I must sleep now. But I'd also like to share this-- a snippet of what the "Zodiac Episode" of Pokeverse might look like if it were an Anime. Not perfect but I had fun making it!)( https://files.catbox.moe/b5or3s.mp4 )
>>85024958https://fixupx.com/DisFetish/status/2093780635634602172
>>85024958>Jackson knows his type!>Teleo once imagined what it would be like to be a beefcake like Rupert or Mho>The image of an Inteleon with large muscles was incredibly cursed, and that thought was never dredged up again>Alas, the twink life it was to be>Soon! Teleo had submitted the paperwork during the week leading up to this cookout, its just a mater of waiting for it to process>Which, is the speed of government. It may take a few weeks>But Teleo is very glad that everyone seems to be enjoying Jackson's cooking!"Kind of that Smeargle to take you in! I think you should definitely get with Inferno some time, he's the master chef of the forum along with Taner. If you think my cooking is good, its nothing compared to them!">Seriously, that Flareon can cook!>The idea of starting a restaurant is an interesting one to think about, honestly>Teleo feels he needs to hone his craft beforehand though>The musings is quickly paused when he hears Jackson mutter about getting gobbled down, eye wide as he slowly pans up to the cat and the Swampert with a blush growing on his face>>85025226(Oh dang, that's honestly pretty neat! Though Taner looks like he's having way too much fun with that gun haha!)
>>85023306>squint“…I wath never very good at mathth.”>he clearly tried to pluralize math when saying that >unfortunate>the only saving grace Slurpuff has for me, is that it made a great fusion with Golem in Infinite Fusion“……..”“OH ok!”>the Swirlix stops peering over the basket edge>no fear of heights in this little imp >it then nonchalantly floats over to the laid out Gliscor>and starts hopping up and down on him“Flying floating flying floating-“>til an irritated voice can be heard growling from underneath the wings>”TaneeeEEERR.”>sounds like an angry big brother>he wants it back in the ball, asap>still 50,000 people with no power rn>not even the street lights work>but on the bright side, I barely avoided parking where a massive tree landed>so there’s that >all this bc I complained about the heat>I’m so sorry everyone >>85025226(That is just fascinating)(This must’ve taken forever to generate)(It almost seems to switch between a proper drawn-animation style to a cgi render style, and it makes me wonder if that’s indicative of certain camera angles being more common in specific styles) (My understanding of AI isn’t good enough to make the judgement call)(regardless, good way to catch viewers up on uhhhlore)
>>85009630>It would appear that the feeling is entirely mutual!"Fine point, well made.">With his BRAIN muscles.>And while he could go on an angsty spree about how it isn't his biggest problem... he wouldn't."Thank you. Ragnarok usually eats a lot, so...">>85010061>Yamete Dorosai."Still plenty of brain-meat to go around, trust me.">The only thing he's lacking right now is half a shoulder."Mag? I agree. However...">Oh god here comes the moral stipulations!"... That's not before we torture it.">Oh. Nevermind.>>85016103>She does raise a fine point.>Again, he has met new friends. He's here at a cookout surrounded by them, after all. Taner, Doro, Teleo, Jackson, Mho, Sam, Sharon, even Wha-et and this new fossil friend."... This is my community. I love them all. And they do help, often more than I even acknowledge. Without them, I'd be lost.">And, yet..."And yet, still, my goal remains the same. My rage is tempered, but that simply makes it less brittle.">>85024958"Thank you.">Everyone else seems to have liked it a bunch!>So Jermo does as well. A fine meal, for so many people. Jackson already fits in so well around here..."Oh, Mars?">Said Tyrunt approaches. Since he's an Alpha, the small meowth is now face-to-jaw with a 7 foot tall tyrunt. Smallest babey."Fine advice, thank you."
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>>85024362"Was that what that Cosmos guy was freaking out about? I remember it was something that was gonna happen thousands of years in the future.">Doro taps his chin as he stares into the desert, taking another sip of his beer"Me neither. I mean, there's plenty of desert pokemon, surely there'd be more. Maybe like, a whole bunch gathered at an oasis and built their own town there or something.">Nah that'd be ridiculous!>There has to be some reason Orre is uniquely inhospitable. Or why they don't venture out from the few spots they do exist.>>85025217>>85017863>>85023271>It shows! Doro is very much a fan each bite he has of the carefully crafted stew>Oh boy, how's Principle Wha-et gonna get himself out of this wacky situation?
Good news Miss Pauling, we are going to live forever!
>>85024362>>85023717>>85025217>Doro surrenders the title to Wha-et, but Teleo tries to pry it away from his pink paws“I did, just now.. It’s only fair; I’m the manliest here. I don’t see how last night HAS anything to do with that¡”>Wha-et turns away from Teleo, dismissing and thwarting his attempt to usurp his place“Who else would be the Alpha¿”>The post is on the web and gathering likes and views as expected. Happy Sylveon high on internet attention.>Wha-et puts a ribbon in his mouth and puckers“SHHHH”“I’m an internet idol, I can’t just let my fans know I have a mate. The SIMPS would unfollow me and maybe try to cancel me. Doro knows what I am TALKING about¡”>They can bond over having a sizable following and a secret, less public, lewd life>He doesn’t seem to care about the intricacies of cooking, just about the internet fane it is bringing him“Potato potato, is the same.”“Well, if it’s already out here, it’s a matter of time before it melts. Might as well put it to GOOD use,”>Dafuq is Kauket gonna do huh¿ Wha-et isn’t afraid of her, au contraire. Last time he liked what he saw.“Great! And make sure 100% to comment stuff like ‘Sooo cuuteee’ or ‘My favorite :D’. What you already THINK when you see the pictures, make your voice HEARD,”>He may let some days go, but expect angry texts if Doro slips too much
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>>85032121“Uh huh, well, I suppose I can’t refute that logic mister macho mon. Though as a man you should be helping instead of doing GIRL things like posting on Pokegram!”>Teleo snickers and seats Wha-et’s bubblegum ass with his tail>Two can play at this game!>Though hearing he pretends to not be in a relationship just for likes online kinda puts a damper on things“Huh? You don’t even post about us?…”>He scrolls through Wha-et’s posts and sure enough, nothing including the both of them>It kinda stings“I uh, guess that makes sense when you put it that way…”>Teleo’s clearly a little upset to figure this out. He enjoyed capturing those sweet moments of them together out on dates and stuff, and figured Wha-et liked the same>But imagine how much more followers he could get by posting a Sylveon cook show, starring him, the lovely and ever beautiful and cute Wha-et!“Well it’s out here because you grabbed it! You’re a guest, don’t eat all of Sam’s food!”>She may have been fun before, but Wha-et didn’t eat all her ice cream that time!
>>85025839(I need inpaint for video lol, every other aspect of that one came out so well I decided Taner smiling for some reason was acceptable, maybe he's just glad he finally is doing some damage to Epyslon there)(And, lasers have got to be a little fun...)>>85026512"Me ether, which can be hard as a trainer, but I played the simulators enough that I use instinct to replace, um, actual math. Or, Star. Star can do the maths.">Star just shakes her head"If it did not frustrate you so much I suspect you could train your brain in it.">Taner doesn't seem at all convinced of that>Infinite Fusion is on my list of "Games to play someday later when I finish all my games to play someday sooner after I finish the games I'm trying to play now">Taner already had the Pokeball in hand as soon as the Swirlix was peering over the edge, just in case he needed to do a quick emergency return, so it doesn't take him long to return the Swirlix to the ball when it starts... jumping on top of the Gliscor>Despite the annoyance in the bat Pokemon's voice, Taner slightly raises his estimation of Incredibat, if Swirlix felt safe enough to do that, then it clearly hasn't suffered any violence aimed at it after being caught... That supports Incredibat's story a lot>That sucks because if it does get hot again, no AC... Dang I hope that resolves itself soon>I'm certain it was a mass outcry about the heat at that level of heat! So everyone must be sorry to everyone>>85026512(I've been working at it on and off since the day I downloaded M3, so yes but it may have been faster if I wasn't also focusing on so many other things at the same time)(About halfway through a new finetune of the model dropped with much better quality and that might partially account for the change in style, I also prompt for "modern 4K anime scene from a high budget movie" and I think a lot of those DO mix cgi into the scenes just like that...)(Forget comics eventually we'll just have the Pokeverse anime)
>>85034886>Blink blink>all it says is“…thimulatorth..”>quick, make it say more S words“Pokemon training.”>it says, in response to Star>and hearing the word “training”>it’s kinda just throwing out buzzwords to sound knowledgeable >plaaaaay it, you’re gonna have like 20 hours of content with the eeveelutions alone>I stiiiill need to continue Ocarina of Time>but I was at the water temple so maybe I can stall a little longer>ha ha ha>hee hee hee>ha>I will say, Mr. Incredibat puts a lot of consideration into covering his tracks>he heavily considered finding a psychic to erase memories of his own bad behavior, just in case Taner and co. decide to Psychic-interrogate him>He genuinely wants to avoid getting on Taner’s bad side, yet he also can’t help but push limits because it’s fun >Pretty much the same problem all cocky villains would have, except he doesn’t think he’s some sorta genius, so he tries not to overplay his hand>anyway, the bat grumbles a bit more and then returns to silence>well yes, it has sucked, that 77 was only because it was night time >but power came back on 1 hour ago as of typing this, I am finally cooling off >hundreds of surgical samples and blood vials perished at work because of no backup generator, I’m a liiiiittle scared to go in tomorrow (prompting is so annoying)(I see the same foundational “quality tags” used on everything regardless of the intended image style and product, so I feel like inevitably the data will just funnel everyone’s images into the same look, camera angles, poses, etc) (does that make sense, Mr. AI man)(or does it sound dumb)
>They might be a bit late>They might be a bit far out of their comfort zone>But eventually Daniel and team comes>After all, Becky is here, isn't it?(woo, explosive combinatorics in character interactions)>>85024362>Mho knows Teleo has been watching>Mho also enjoys being watched. Showoff>Every motion of his is deliberate to be ogled>>85025217>>85029474>Mho give is a taste>And another>And another...until it is all over"Hey, Zaffre! Come here, give it a taste!">Tall lanky poison weasel wrenched off his own cooking to get the gumbo a taste>That he is removing his mask to give it a better smell means he is serious>>85032121>>85034360>In mass, there is more ice cream than there is Whaet>What will he do about that?
>>85036312>Power outage>rip unsaved posts>will try to get Becky and Kemo out whenever I can>t. the kemo with no trip
