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Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions

Mint Condition Edition

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84714211/
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/caption/type/op/

>Thread question(s)
Do you read captions based on games/shows/etc. you haven't played/watched/etc., or do you tend to skip them?
Have you ever started a series because there was a caption about it you liked?

>Thread prompt
The year is 2999, and your gynoid girlfriend is paranoid that she's going to suffer from the "Y3K bug". Are her fears unfounded (and needing to be cured by some TLC), or does the bug actually mess her up, leading to sudden (sexy) consequences?

>Directory of captioners
https://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a

>Boorus
https://joi.booru.org
https://captions.booru.org
These sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.

>Basic caption creation guides
https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL

>Capper (free caption making software)
https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper

>Discord servers
The Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz
/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4Juf
Let's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92
The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246
The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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Your anchor for new requests, sir.
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And the anchor for returning requests, of course, sir.
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If it pleases you, sir, you may ask for help typesetting a caption here.
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Excellent news, sir! It appears that our authors have delivered their new captions right to this post!
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>>85003036
"Anon. See what we've got."
"let's have a look eh?... We've hit the jackpot boys; god knows how many rifles, a shitload of cash.... and a meter maid."
"...what?"
"Jezus, have we got a meter maid?!"
"What'd they want with a meter maid...?"
"I DON'T KNOW! But I don't think we need her!"

Anon and his gang of ne'er do wells knock over a robbery in progress, find a hostage wrapped up like a present, gone sexual.
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>>85003060
New caption! Minigirl-themed, and with more vanilla than your local supermarket.
>Anon's doll beloved antique doll Evangeline is upset at his newfangled modern technology when he accidentally leaves his old-smartphone-cum-alarm-clock on while he's out for the day.

This is the sister story to "Mint in Box" (the OP caption) I mentioned last thread.
I had a lot of fun imagining what TV shows and video games a living vintage doll would be interested in. I chose Hornblower as it's timeless and I thought it might remind her of stories from her own era, and Paper Mario because I thought it would be appealing to a first-time girl gamer who needed something very, very easy but still wanted to move and jump a character around. I actually experimented with my own controller to make sure she'd be able to reach both the stick and the face buttons with her cute little arms.

Fun fact: The name "Evangeline" was invented by Longfellow for a character in one of his poems, "Evangeline, A Tale of Acadie." So it is a rare example of a name that was given to a fictional character before a real person.
Other examples of this include Vanessa (Cadenus and Vanessa), Jessica (The Merchant of Venice), Miranda (The Tempest), Pamela (The Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia), and Lorna (Lorna Doone).
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>>85003044
You've been recently promoted to a manager position despite there are others who are older and much more experienced, but the higher ups says it has to be you, so be it. The one constant that gets you through the day is one of the cleaners who, by god, has made you stare, gawk, and has made you think such lewd thoughts. You can't even tell if her normal speach pattern is friendly or flirty, and how she gets so close to you doesn't clear up the confusion. One night after a long day, you just say out loud what you would to her and that voluptuous body not knowing she was right there. Instead of getting hit with the accusation of sexual harrasement, she is flattered by your desires towards an older woman like her. Your are still young after all. So, if you would like a taste and maybe through in a raise, she is prepared to induldge your fantasies.
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>>85003044
These dating apps are a pain in the ass. If they don't ghost you at first, they will after you take them out to eat. So, fuck it, you take a dive at this older looking woman who looks kind enough. So while a lot older than you, she has that mature, classy air about her that makes you think maybe you should be going after older woman rather than those your own age. Hay, the date goes well; hay, she is invinting you into her home; hay you might even get lucky and get to eat that curvy body. So, how did you end up leashed on the floor? Oh, she will be your girlfriend, but only if you call her mommy, agree that she is the one in charge, she gets that dick whenever she wants, and as long as you're a good boy, she will spoil you like a good mommy would.
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>>85004322
Cute! Small dollwife cute!!!
It's nice to see a housewife get a hobby like video games to keep her occupied, even if technology is difficult for her. Not like she's about to do much cooking at her size (and inability to sample her creations).

Of all those names, for some reason "Lorna" is the one I have the hardest time believing started in fiction. It's not that it's too mundane or not fantastical enough, but it just doesn't hit like "Evangeline" does.
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>>85003044
A new battle school had gotten attention recently, and with the Champion Cynthia unquestioningly supporting it after getting a 'private lesson', Hilda and Rosa had to find out for themselves just what the regimen was like. As Cynthia welcomes them and sizes them up for service- I mean battle gear, they start to have doubts and some questions. But Cynthia reassures them Master- I mean Sensei, will make everything clear once they step into the "Training room".
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>>85003027
>pic
Is there more of this, this is so sad and comfy, I hope she's able to live a good life
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>>85003044
Requesting caption along the idea of "Party member that got captured by the villain actually fell in love with him and WILL fix him (with sex)"

After all, villains cant do evil stuff if they are busy pounding pussy and raising kids, right? she doesnt need any rescuing she is actually saving the world!
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>>85007947
That one is new, and related to >>85004322 - not the same doll, not equal in tragedy, but still similar themes.

... I would love more Mint myself too.

Have a cute, though it ain't as smol.
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>>85009159
>>85004322
Oh, these are both really good! I normally rely on hentai captions to go absolutely feral, but to think that there'd be so much comfy stuff like this... I like toys too much to mistreat or sexualize tiny dolls, and it'd be so great to just have one waddling around as company.
>a little bit of mommy's goodboyposting is still in the succubus one
Mmmmmm
>AND it's after a good end
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>>85007947
>>85009159
I'm quite touched that you both like the story so much.

I've grown to like Mint a lot myself and would love to make a sequel story starring her. However, Nocrown, the artist who drew the image of Mint used in the caption, never drew another picture of her, and stopped uploading to their Pixiv account seven years ago. So if I was to make a sequel, I would to create a new picture of her, or just write the story out in unillustrated text.
Of the two, I'd be more interested in doing the latter, but I am actually currently (shhh, don't tell anyone) already doing that for a different one of my captions! So I would want to finish that project first before thinking about doing a second one for Mint.
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>>85009742
Cute stories about living with (You)r adorable offspring are rare here, but damn if it doesn't hit great when it does.
Have a cat daughteru.

>>85010474
I figured that lack of art is the biggest stopper for a sequel, and it's a damned shame to hear the artist is effectively gone.
Could maybe find a similar-enough looking doll picture and edit the hair to be green? Possibly a catgirl with the sides of her head hidden by hair, so the double ear situation is not so apparent (or rather, lack thereof in a lot of art)?
But that's still effort, and requires a stroke of luck in finding suitable art to edit.

>actually currently already doing that for a different one
Egads! Speak quietly, do not let the captions hear that you're working on... PICTURELESS STORIES. Such infidelity could break the heart of an innocent cap!
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>>85010474
>artist is just completely gone
Would making a lookalike from AI be out of the question? I know different people feel different ways about it, and certainly the ideal would be having a treasure trove of other pictures, or even having the artist draw more for these comfy adventures...
>a different comfy follow-up
I can't wait anon, we'll keep your secret!
>>85011028
>pic
Thank you! I just want her to be ok
>tfw not even sure where to put this new subfolder for captions, since they're just completely wholesome so far
And oh, finding a regular lookalike would work too, if we're lucky!
>pictureless stories
But but me want pretty pictures... ;_;
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>>85011028
>Could maybe find a similar-enough looking doll picture and edit the hair to be green?
In the process of sourcing images for the story, I checked every tag I could think of. Minigirl, doll, doll_joints, in_container, in_box, girl_in_a_box, toy_packaging, I'm sure others too that I've since forgotten. I also checked every reasonable braided_bun image to see if I could find something that matched and came up dry there too.
Her hairstyle, ears, tail, and outfit are all very specific; it's hard to find anything that matches two at the same time, let alone three or four, even assuming I could recolor everything.

It's certainly possible that there's an image out there somewhere which could work, but at this point I'm satisfied that it would be more efficient to draw something myself than to keep on looking.

>>85011666
>Would making a lookalike from AI be out of the question?
I'm not personally offended by AI usage in general, but in this particular case I feel like even a very crude drawing I made myself would be more in line with the themes of the story than any AI-generated image could be. I wouldn't want to outsource something this meaningful to me.

>But but me want pretty pictures... ;_;
Don't worry, I've got plenty more wholesome captions coming down the pipeline. :)
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>>85012289
>I'm not personally offended by AI usage in general, but in this particular case I feel like even a very crude drawing I made myself would be more in line with the themes of the story than any AI-generated image could be. I wouldn't want to outsource something this meaningful to me.
Yeah, I get it, and- oh! If it's a crude drawing, it could be canoned as like, "the stories written were made by Mint and her owner together and one of them drew the actual images" or even "he drew the first one but then Mint insisted that she at least be able to draw herself" or something cute like that.
>Don't worry, I've got plenty more wholesome captions coming down the pipeline. :)
Yippie!
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>>85013382
>cannot risk them mating, might hurt pet after
Oh. Ahahahahahahaha
I really do love these quite a lot!
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>>85012345
>Yeah, I get it, and- oh! If it's a crude drawing, it could be canoned as like, "the stories written were made by Mint and her owner together and one of them drew the actual images" or even "he drew the first one but then Mint insisted that she at least be able to draw herself" or something cute like that.
Yeah, that's the exact kind of thing I was thinking of.
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>>85015429
Well, it sounds very lovely, I can't wait!
What even is the first thing for the continuation thingy you're working on, anon?
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>>85015764
A few months ago I decided I wanted to try my hand at novel writing, both as a new challenge for myself as a writer and also with the hope that (and I understand that this is a very difficult thing to do) if successful, I could begin working as a writer full-time.
I've written about 200 captions at this point, but I have very little experience with writing longform fiction, so it's been a fun challenge for me.
The novel is something of a fix-up, which is a writing jargon term for when you take a series of unconnected short stories (in my case, my captions) and rewrite and expand them to be one connected novel. (Like Asimov's "Foundation", if you're familiar with it.) So I'm weaving together various stories from my captions and combining them into a larger plot.
When it's complete, I am planning on publishing it as a series of perhaps two to four fantasy novels on Amazon. I'm currently about 120,000 words into the first draft. (For reference, The Fellowship of the Ring is about 190,000 words.)

I completely understand if this is disappointing or disinteresting, given that this is a thread for fiction that is shortform and free of charge, and my current plan for this novel is that it will be neither, but regardless of whether it's a massive success or an utter failure or anything between, I still plan on publishing the same 1-new-caption-a-week-or-more-on-average I've been maintaining here these past couple years.

I'll be sure to let you all know when it's finished. (It's actually kinda important that I do this, as I've lifted whole paragraphs from my captions without changes and I'd like to avoid a misunderstanding where I'm accused of plagiarizing myself.)
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>>85012289
Should've known you've spared no effort in finding suitable art, but still a bummer. Creating new art would be wonderful though!

>>85013453
Then I'll be happy to post more cute caps whenever I bump.

>>85016500
Well shit buddy, if you end up publishing something and dare to associate your authorship with these threads enough to advertise here, I'll be sure to grab a copy. I've been enjoying your writing long enough to want to support you in some way anyway, getting more to read as well is a great bargain!
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>>85003036
Pinkie got herself all dolled up for a date she even went out of her way to straighten her mane cause Rarity said guys like that. Unfortunately like usual she got stood up Pinkie had a terrible track record with stallions her energy and enthusiasm always scared them off. On a depressing train ride home the human, Anon enters the train after a long day of work and decides to obliviously stand right in front of Pinkie forcing the mare to be face to face with his massive sweaty human bulge for the trip.
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Cutebump.
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And another, I'm off to sleeeeep.
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>>85016500
T-two hundred
I mean, the tip I heard was "just keep writing", which you sure have been doing... but having a narrative that makes sense front to back sounds like a separate challenge, a bit less so if you're taking different stories and connecting them. (I haven't read much Asimov or Tolkien yet...) Reminds me of A Confederacy of Dunces, with its fun cast of weirdos.
GEEZ 120k words is- well, you SURE have been writing, good job!
>he's been doing a caption a week or more
Sounds like I gotta pop in regularly then! Keep up the good work!
>>85016882
>Then I'll be happy to post more cute caps whenever I bump.
Yippie!
>>85019471
Good night anon! I'd try to keep the thread bumped but I don't have much for captions...
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I need to get back into actually writing again...
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>>85003060
Teaser and link.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/91608181
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>>85016882
>I'll be sure to grab a copy.
I'm very happy to hear that. If someone who likes my stories as much as you wasn't interested, now that would have me worried!

>>85020718
>T-two hundred
The number looks nice and impressive, and I'm quite proud of each and all of them (different reasons for each cap), but like... if you ask the chef who's good at cooking lobsters but isn't good at cooking anything else how many lobsters he's cooked this year, of course the amount's going to be incredible.
The fact that I cook more lobsters than other people doesn't mean I'm a better chef than them, or even that I'm better at cooking lobster.
The "just keep writing" thing you mention, I think it's excellent advice, it's over half the equation I'd say, but the other whatever percent is embracing criticism, and stepping outside of your comfort zone.
If I never cared about improving or trying new things and I still made my caps in MS Paint and still didn't bother spellchecking them and etc. etc. I could write two thousand caps and it would hardly matter because I'd have hardly anyone reading them.
So I don't judge my success by the number of captions I've made, but by the number of nice comments like yours :)

>>85021481
Do, please! The thread's always more fun with more writers around.
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>>85003044
Sapphire has seen her wife's search history a whole lot of results including short women and men with absurdly large cocks. The little cyclops decides the perfect gift for Ruby would be a video of her fulfilling all her sexual fantasies by getting ruined by the most hung man she could find.
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>>85020718
>I'd try to keep the thread bumped but I don't have much for captions...
Any bumps are welcome, as it's hard to post in a thread that's expired. I'd certainly sooner see two empty bumps rather than "this thread has been pruned or deleted" when I remember to check it.

>>85021481
Same - though my writing was never put into caps, those are something I could try my hand at too.
Maybe with more free time. Maybe.

>>85022645
>If someone who likes my stories as much as you wasn't interested, now that would have me worried!
That is a fair worry to have, but it's a promise I don't intend to break!
Long as people give your writing a chance, I'm certain it will land with audiences somewhere - the quality of your prose is not to be questioned, and I want to believe your long form storytelling shines well even if you mostly do short-to-very-short visually-aided story snips here.
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>>85017710
lol, this Anon looks like he stuffed Zach Hadel's face down the front of his pants
+1
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8!
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>>85025796
>"Pinkie what would you do if you were sucking off Anon's BHC and before he hits his face opened up and there was a little alien inside that said 'orions belt'"
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And on 8!
This one's about something a bit lewd.
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>>85026633
Cringe
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>>85026633
Cute
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>>85033666
>>85034730
Thanks, Satan.
Thanks, not Satan.
This one more to your tastes?
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