Big Bird Boobs EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84979359OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
https://ko-fi.com/spiritboxfm/shop
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
Berg
POST HOOVES
>>85007352Borb
Kidnap Angel men!
Me want the punani.
what should i draw pead huskerdust doing
>>85007354
sinners should be fertile so they can impregnate me
Me arguing with foids on Twitter
Your asshole belongs to me!
>>85007354>>85007398Getting a food delivery from deliveryman Meat
*has a big penis*
>>85007468Me and my 6.7 inch cock
>>85007468adam...
>>85007468Loona...
>>85007468>It is such a burden...
C'mere, cunts.
>>85007435War without reason
>>85007504anon....i...
>>85007468Alastor…
Being adopted by Stella and lovingly nurtured and groomed into being her perfect prince that belongs entirely to her.
my boywife Abel
>>85007625>The Position has been filled.
>>85007585
>>85007639Not canon, faggot.
>>85007655>He Doesn't Know...
Peryton is the real villain.
Should I draw Peryton bottoming
>>85007684To Valentino, Adam and Blitzo.
what if I took away pery’s cock and gave him a cunt or cloaca instead?
>>85007684Only if he is aggressively being topped by a woman. Possibly against his will.>>85007766All this would prove is that you are upset at Peryton.
>>85007798>Only if he is aggressively being topped by a woman. Possibly against his will.With a penor...
>>85007877>Woman With a penor...I do not consent to this.
>>85007886HUGE bnalls
>>85007895Thats the last straw.Im outta here.
>Meanwhile...
>>85007886This action has my consent
This would solve their marriage problems
>>85010257Probably not.
>>85007320Please post more Stella, I need more of this bitch.
>>85010496
>>85007684Draw Alastor taking cock next to him
>>85011228But Alastor is asexual
>>85011335Father son bonding
>>85010545>>85010555>>85010565>>85010570>>85011043THANK YOU.
Ai will save this general
>>85007886How does he feel about his baby brother Nympho?
>>85011762Good nugget, wish he had a deer tail tho…
The world needs more fem-Vortex
>>85011903
>>85012368GOOD GOD! Thank you so much!
I had a dream that it was revealed that Lilith was redeemed and was with Adam
Deer nuggets are the best
Why is he like this?
Why is TV such a faggot?
>>85012478Sweet
>>85012863An entire life of repressed homosexuality finally unleashed
>>85012863Because every male in Vivzieslop's universe is a faggot because she likes gay sex.
>>85012866Omg you're back
Your training has served me well. It has awarded me many trophies.
>>85013037>Because every male in Vivzieslop's universe is a faggotEven Adam?
>>85012478Give more details. Curious about the plot.
>>85013063He's a faggot but just for women. It's a specific distinction.
>>85013087He's a straggot
>>85013087>>85013104He's a breeder.... for me.. *drools*
>>85012975I have been the best! The BEST!!!
*rapes you*
>>85013348*rapes you back*
>>85013130Lilith deep down...
How many times a day does Lute masturbate
>>85013441She has a goon shrine.
T-Two Adams?
>>85013428Maybe
>>85013546Wtf Stella don't shoot me please
>>85013496Why does the one on the left look better?
>>85013441Yes.
>Lute wants to fuck/be bred by THIS
>>85013969Femanons too.Yeah I don't understand that either.
>>85012260>>85013895hot hot hot
THICCella
>>85013969Who doesn't?
>>85013895You don't understand how strong the male sex drive is. That simple triangle at her crotch activates my neurons like you wouldn't believe.
Is bestiality legal in hell?
>>85015228Realistically nothing should be "illegal" in hell, but of course Viv doesn't want to touch the full implications of that even with a ten-foot pole
>>85015396Well, as stupid as it is, a kind of law enforcement has already been shown to exist in hell. Thanks Vivzieslop.
>>85013198>THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST!
>>85007478me and my 7.5 inch White cock
>>85016085I don't remember Husk looking like this
>All the boys at goetia school used to make fun of Peryton.>Someone had seen Peryton’s shameful penis.>They teased him for having a big horsecock by calling him horse fucker and posting images of Hell-Mares from the wrath-ring on his locker.>This, in addition to Alasotr’s relentless punishment whenever Peryton showed any form of romantic or sexual interest in anyone growing up caused Peryton to be become self-conscious of his big fat Horsecock.>These are some of the reasons Peryton does whatever he can to avoid sex.
>>85016506>Alasotr’sPhoneposting was a mistake.
>>85016506Self conscious and avoiding sex because of a big dick?
>>85016506>Alastor telling Peryton sex only gets in the way of his goals.Also Alastor:>Fucked or been fucked by everyone in hell, and has dozens of children.
>>85016602Correct
>>85016602it does make you self conscious. it was hell being a teenager i couldn't get hard without it being painfully obvious. i taught myself all the tricks for tucking it in and hiding it but when you have a huge bulge going all the way to one of your pockets it's obvious what that is.
>>85016785Guess it's similar with some girls being self-conscious about their breasts being too big or small
pery is an annoying self inserting faggot that of course has a ‘giant dick’, gets all of the girls, including the female sins and i am getting sick and tired of it. i hope pery gets raped by all of the male hellaverse characters one by one including sallie may, including meat, in his stretched out bird cloaca. fuck you nigger you’re no better than self inserting imp beaner faggot
>>85017014vox...
>>85016785Not sure if bait or not
Why does Vox give off such bisexual vibes? Is it because he likes to put his hands on others?
>>85017143He fucks other dudes.
>>85017143I know he's canonically bisexual, but Vox comes off as very gay to me. He hasn't shown any sexual or romantic interest in women, he's only been shown to be attracted to two different men. Charlie at least had Sevi as an ex (although he hasn't been introduced properly yet, just exists in a photo in the background) and stated she's bisexual in the show itself. Anyone watching the show without looking up stuff online about it would assume Vox is gay.
>>85017340That's the thing, yes Vox has been only shown with men, but he gives me bi vibes, not gay vibes for some reason, just because of how his personality is.
>>85017340He’d sleep with Velvette if she wasn’t lesbian
Which canon character sexuality do you think should have been different?For me it’s Abel, he comes off as gay or bisexual to me, dunno how people can look at him and think “this guy is straight.” I’m not Adam by the way.
>>85017620Abel doesn’t act gay in any of the canon material. He’s only gay in fan content.
>>85017620Sounds like something that Adam would say.Also, Deer and Octavia should have a sexuality. Maybe bi like 90% of Helluva Hotel characters.
>>85017143He would give me those vides if he showed anything else than contempt or bother for women (Velvette is the expection but only because they act more like friends)
>>85017664Well he looks gay
>>85017811True. He was in the leaks and then shown in official Christmas art long before season 2 aired which gave people enough time to headcanon him being gay.
>>85017778Maybe Abel thinks Saint Peter is a short hair, flat chested girl
>>85017901Saint Peter deserves to have a nose too.
>>85017956And ears
>>85017014>t. Junior
>>85018098He should calm down he does get Allie in the end.
>>85017811Adam...
Adam being confirmed as a (straight) ally ruined the homophobic headcanon I had going for him. Monkey paw.
>>85018421He's probably homophobic to gay men who act gay in front of him
>>85016661Alastor is silly sometimes…
Gay for pay.
>>85017014Pery shouldn’t allow sinners to have computer access when they get walled.
Peryton is _
>>85018850a closeted homosexual
Giving Lute a coupon for a new Adam. But it's expired
>>85018850Sexy
>>85018850clearly bisexual
>>85018184With two adorable daughters.>I saved the thumbnail instead of the image.>I am a failure>Nothing new
>>85018994>Forgot image of daughters.
I must have saved only thumbnails that day, I really am retarded
>>85019017>>85019043Cute
>>85018850Who I want to stuff my womb with cum.
>>85019238>Stella…
Alastor beat Peryton profusely
>>85019295Now Peryton beats him (Alastors prostate) with his cock
Would you wear this shirt?
>>85019879Yeah
>>85019879Nah
>>85019879Hell no
>>85019330Charlie should have some phat ass tits too.
I feel more and more bitter every day
Vox is bisexual because it would be a shame for those two dicks to not stuff two holes
>go to /v/>pedophilia everywhere>go to /co/>pedophilia everywhere >go to /a/>pedophilia everywhere Used to be /tv/ was the hub of pedoshit, but now it's every fucking board, the fuck happened to moids?
>>85017419You must have little experience with closeted conservative faggots then because Vox comes off way gayer than even Angel and Val.
>>85019879At least this one makes more sense thematically than the shitty radioapple version
>>85021379Anonymity makes degenerates a lot more bold
>>85021395Vox really does come off as a closeted self-hating gay, especially with how he always looks uncomfortable in the pride merch
>>85021456>makes you gay without even trying>makes you hate yourself for being gay without even tryingnothing personnel, vox
>>85021531If Viv were based Alastor would do the same thing to Lucifer instead of making RA canon
>>85021608Deer ruining the lives of faggots for fun and profit would be a kino running gag
>>85021886>profitDeer is gay for pay???
>>85021992No, the opposite. He profits off the suffering of breaking gays' hearts. The profit being entertainment
>>85021379Actual pedophilia or the drawings
Ok Hhg! It’s that time again. Share with me your most schizophrenic theories/predictions for Helluva and/or Hazbin. The crazier the better
>>85023006Charlie is roo
>>85021291same, I guess I’m just lonely and in desperate need of cock or something idk
>>85023006Abel is Adam and Lilith's son
>>85019295This is canon.Pery’s upbringing is a storied thing filled with many twists and turns.
>>85023070are you a chick and if so are you hot
>>85023070You and me both my friend. I'm sick of being a homebound NEET.
>>85023070this but pussy
What if Angel was shaped like this
>>85023070Speaker...
>>85024067HE IS THO????
>>85023946Victoria Whittman...
>>85024067What if he was shaped like this?
>>85023070Alastor…
>>85024254Vox...
>>85023355Is that why he isn't liked by his dad?
>>85024515BIG BIRD ...
>>85023695>are you a chickyes>and if so are you hoti'm your average female neet
>>85025250get that tv away from him!
https://x.com/Iyaku_LP/status/2093205365957566536
I'd like to get your attention with angelic tits for a moment before I ask something serious.What the fuck do I do about twitter, man.I get all my art from there but since they introduced the shitty age verification thing in jewrope it's been pure torture.At first it was easy to bypass cause the whole site's broken and, like, it hid lewds on desktop but worked on mobile, then it hid lewds on fyp but showed it in people's galleries. Now lewd content is completely filtered. I used to literally copy and paste links on sketchy ass bootleg sites like twitterwebviewer but now even these are gone.And it's not like i'm 'hurr i'm not giving my selfie to muskrat' paranoid. I know these bitches know everything about me already. I don't care. I tried doing the dumb selfie verification thing for months and it says something went wrong every time. It's so fucking infuriating
>>85025155So built for sex?
>>85025339VPN?
>>85025358Bitch I'm not installing shit on my phone and paying a subscription to access what I fucking should as a grown ass adult with dick and balls
i miss old twitter, it was shit but at least it worked and wasn't filled with ai (actual indians)
>>85025387You don't really have many other options, sorry
>>85025406
>>85025411How is this not a bigger deal??? Am i the only one cut off from seeing porn cause the boer hates me in particular or are 300 million people just not complaining about it?????
I have seen Abel and Emily in the AI slop thread. This must mean something.
>>85015228Angel Dust or a female character was implied to have fucked a donkey so you tell me.
>>85023006Sir Pentious is going to get with Niffty.
>>85025387Headcanon: The site is shit on purpose so you can buy a VPN. Musk gets a share of the profits.
>>85022158Cute.
>>85025339go on /g/ and look for alt instances
revolting cock
>>85025780I see you're still alive my friend. Good day to you.
>>85025155>i'm your average female neetunf so you are hot
>>85026176Was there another Nifftyschizo before me? Good day to you too.
>>85026586What's this?
>>85026675https://www.deviantart.com/edonovaillustrator/gallery/95728589/english
>>85026852mmmmmmhhhh that body is PERFECT
>>85026859Needs a petite penis
>>85026945ruined
>>85026982Anon prefers...huge throbbing gock and veiny balls???
>>85026622Pretty sure it's just you.
>>85026986I know it is 2026 and all but I prefer my girls without a penis.
Yandere Voxxy…
>>85027409Cute panties
>>85027370gyatt
>>85029308God I love Stolas.
>>85026017Cute boarlet
>>85029558Big Borb mouth
>>85030750Do you know what this big borb mouth can do?
>>85007320
dressed like a slut and got a lot of smiles from twinks yesterday.
>>85033455Her being a bit messy and authentic is so beautiful.>>85034007Why are you gay?
I had a dream where I was playing a life simulation multiplayer hellaverse game and I was in Heaven as my angelsona and the first thing I did was capture Abel and carry him as my trophy boywife and the other players were angry at me. I was lowkey sad when I woke up.
>>85034501Also Adam wasn’t there unfortunately because this was post death. Then in another instance, Abel was loose in Hell and I had to find him before the other players did. No sex yet but still the best dream I had in recent times
>>85034550It is nice to dream about Hazbins at all.
>>85034501That sounds like an awesome dream Lel. Always hate when it stops all of a sudden too.
I once had a dream where I went on vacation and for some unexplained reason everything started to flood, wasn't even raining. We ran far away to some mansion on the lake for safety. After the floods stopped I turned on the news and Valentino was being hailed as a hero for saving everyone from the flood but he wasn't even there and didn't even do anything. I don't even know why he was on Earth and not in Hell.
I have this really dumb idea of Alastor and Vox turning into their human forms and Vox saying "Alastor...You're italian??!"
>>85033011Mommy.
>>85035482How Italian though?