/dff/ - Discord Friendship FinderA thread to make FRIENDS, and be le hecking cute and wholesome. Embark on a quest to to find the l̶o̶v̶e̶ frienemy of your life. Don't lewd with them or you'll get swatted. Keep your sexually charged posts elsewhere.Friendly activities EditionPrevious thread: >>84984001
If you look like this DM me. I really want to be your Friend.
I've got a long weekend I wonder what I should do with my plentiful time. I've been thinking about picking up a musical instrument.
https://exhentai.org/g/4140639/ed10b963e5/>blasted cum for the past 5 days to the same doujjin
>>85014543too lazy to log back into gehentai or whatever
I lost my login details ages ago and the new account I made didn't get the pass.
>>85015058>>85015202https://nhentai.net/g/676106/
>>85014543I got hooked into the reverse ntr tag recently... https://nhentai.net/g/317584/Apparently this is one of the new user generated tags, a very neat addition!
>>85015397are you a cuck teto
Oh no. I'm on Season 2 of Re;Zero now. I hate this one.
Tonight, she's out to lose herselfAnd find a high on Peachtree StreetFrom mixed drinks to techno beats, it's alwaysHeavy into everythingShe comes and goes, she comes and goesLike no one canShe comes and goes, and no one knowsShe's slipping through my handsShe's always buzzing just likeNEEEEONNEEEEEONNEEEEONNEEEEONWHO KNOWS HOW LONG HOW LONG HOW LONGSHE CAN GO BEFORE SHE BURNS AWAY
Helios anon I need you
>>85015856Hm, sup? I'm eating...
>>85014117I look like this minus >garter I don't have>panties I don't have>booba>big ass>hair this longbut hey I'm working on that ass!
>>85015962*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>85015961That boot glass is funny thanks for posting this image
>>85015961Nothing really. I just really like helios is all and saw you post as her so here I am simping!
>>85015997It's quite the sight, I once drank beer from a boot shaped glass like that, it's even funnier irl...>>85016001Oh okay! Well keep up the good work little simp! I don't got jokes right now I uhh... $end yadda yadda... weiiii and all that...
>>85016076That made me giggle don't worry. You ARE my favorite uma after all <3
nobody even plays uma here
>>85015962Do you at least have a clock in your eye...
>>85015962Post progress pics of that ass.
>>85016139Who is your favorite uma I need to know
the russian niggacat is so horny for the local polish twink
>>85016157no, no one posts anything irl in /dff/>>85016145fuck...
>>85016126Thank you daiwa scarlet... now be a lesbian with vodka... or I'll whoop your ass... so I can be digitan and watch...
>>85014543That was so good... I feel really embarrassed about how Yuuka lewds rewired my brain but there's no way something that feels so good that everyone loves is wrong right?
>>85016180I'm just trying to make friends and create global friending. Is that too much to ask?
>>85016204Can I get another minimum effort weiii pretty please?
>>85016180He wants a piece
>>85016227Fine... weiii...
>>85016207Yes I love (You) Yuuka.
>>85016196Send it to my dms then...?
>>85016242Thank you! You're so kind and pretty helios <3
>>85016139Neither are you faggot
>>85016285but I did my cm18 races when I woke up in the morning
>>85016262BACK OFF SHES MINE!?!?!?
>>85016251Aaahhhhh nonononono don't call me yuuka don' say that nonononono I knew this would happen this is why I never reply to stuff like this oh no this bad nonononono I gotta get out of here oh my god
>>85016275You, Vodka and me watching from the window while I go WEIIII WEIIIII WEIIIIII. You wanna hear those muffled weiiiiis, I bet you do.
>>85016332Raping this AGP Yuuka cutie before they leave
>>85016337I do :3
>>85016293Bugger OFF
>>85016293Who did you run
>>85016358wtf did I do>>85016366laisu and 2 debuffers I'm not making 3 aces until GM hits, GL sucksnext 3 CM's are just xoguri slop anyway
>>85016379You were mean to me you should be nice to me instead
>>85016345Yeah of course you do... you little bitch... you fucking freak... ougghdhd I'm... I'm turning into... A CARTOON DOM OUHDHDHHDJDJJJSJ CALL YOURSELF A STUPID BITCH AIIIIIEEEEEE- I MEAN WEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII *explodes*
>>85016392Nooooooo helios! I can't believe she's gone...
>>85016379Boop
>>85016262and what do I get in exchange you ain't even my bf or gf
>>85016392do you not get tired of typing like a retard all day you are not even funny
>>85016379>GL sucksNigga thought mant was good
>>85016332Silly Yuuka being so cute and flustered. I will leave you for a while so you can calm down, chu~
>>85016510MANT sucked but GL sucks even morethe best scenario was updated unity that dropped like 3 weeks before GL started, that was unironically fun
>>85016436Hi hello hiii I'm replacing that poor girlie for the night, are you girlies gonna kiss? Can I watch... hey hey.... can I... watching you would be so.... freaking... ughdhdhdhdhdhdhsjsndbdbx *explodes*
>>85016535I can't believe anon died twice in the span on 5 minutes...
>>85016527You are not the biggest Miku fan here
I am though
>>85016482A compliment or two!
>>85016196This is literally me if you even care
>>85016574I'm a bigger Miku fan than you. I know about secret mikus like Hatsune pinku
>>85016582You're really pretty anon!
>>85016584You're not gonna reply because you larp vocaloid and got rekt btw
that's the most pathetic attempt at trying to get my attention so far
>>85016639I could be 10 times more pathetic than him, don't test me
>>85016639And you gave it to me
>>85016590Anon is so pretty
Catnigga mad and posting off ava
>>85016713She's a bit of a nerd though...
What shows do dffriends watch I'm curious.
>>85016582I care yes... you have that aesthetic I'm aiming for!
>>85016736none, I'd rather play games but I do rewatch sopranos from time to time
Theres probably a janny regular in this thread larping as a mastermind who figures out identities behind avas. Grim.
>>85016782Oh yes, I should watch sopranos. A friend recommended it to me. And video games recommendations would be nice too, I don't wanna wait a year for chapter 6 of deltarune
>>85016803this would mean he knows I show off my body in /b/ trap threadshe knows what games I play and how I troll in /v/ and /vg/ too... fuck
>>85016196Very cute pixel image, thank you very much
>>85016824>gameBlue Archive>watch sopranosyeah, season 1 is a bit raw and gets some time getting used to it but it gets godly in s2
>>85016803I would like to talk to him honestly, I want to know how I come across to someone who knows which posts are mine but doesn't know which are truth and which are jokes. He's probably really scared of me.
>>85016876I'll do you raw
>>85016836Cute anon...I think this being a loser janny is the good ending because have you noticed how good people are at guessing who's who? I'd much rather it be a jenny than a genius autist
>>85016876I MIGHT try out blarchive for you anon
catch me now mister janny
>>85016913you should, BA anons are usually cute and they usually only associate with other baggots>>85016885ummm... being bold and forward like that only works if you're attractive...>>85016893better janny to have all info about me than FBI but I guess they both do
>>85016990You don't know how I look like slut
>>85017015if you don't even post cute images with your posts and post in /trash/ high chance you're ugly, fat and hairy
>>85017035Sluts like you like ugly bastards
>>85016990Im not sure if I wanna post ba though, floppas are too cute
>>85017035Can we cuddle?
>>85017049>floppasthat's who you are so you can't even if you wanted toplaying BA means you score points with other BA players though, instant respect++>>85017056yes, we can even hold hands
>>85016990UNTRUE i associate with non BA's tooIt's not like actual BA players share my enthusiasm for the gematria peeps anyway, so...
Any of you sluts play Deadlock? I'm really bad at it but lately I been feeling like playing something with anons.
>>85017087Holding hands WHILE cuddling?
>>85017087Fair. Although sleuths will realize that it's still me if I change avas (or maybe not, world doesn't revolve around me), and I'll still be floppa. Posting girls would be easier, but such is the way of the floppa
we’ll know it’s you when your post gets 0 replies and you stay thirsty over the smallest bit of attention
Rolling 1/2
>>85017164Everyone likes attention, its natural, isnt it?
Rolling 2/2
>>85016988I know what you are
Cumming 1/n
Do not cum.
>>85017507Sorry*uncums*Cumming 0/n
Cumminnnnnghhhh
>>85017545put it ALL back in>>85017558DO NOTFine: $200
>>85017116yeah... and looking right into each other's eyes
test
>>85019226test johnny test
>dead on a saturday nightI guess everyone here is just a huge normalfag, huh?
I'm video gaming
>>85020070Hi! I'm pink and I'm coloring! You know what I don't like? The color of the caps and the color of the little wet tip you actually draw with are never the same color as the color the marker actually puts onto the page!!!!! WHY!
>>85020248because of how light interacts with liquids
>>85020070Why aren't you one?
>>85020630So all the colors the marker actually draws will always be different from the plastic cap? Like how you can't actually do metallic colors on a screen?
>>85020717well there are many factors like the actual dyes used to color the plastic cap to how light interacts with liquids and dry surfaces, the amount of pressure put when you are coloringwhich is to say, yes, the cap will never match the color you actually draw. at the very best the cap can match the ink inside when it is completely wet, which is basically useless to you as a user
>>85020791Icey icey thank you anon, very informative. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and keep a scrap page next to my coloring book to test colors before using them. Also I'm pink and always the same color!
>>85020827nyes, that is pretty much the best way to approach coloringgood luck, pink march lady
Why is the energy from thread to discord so different? I feel like I'm forcing people to talk about themselves when it didn't feel the case when talking in the thread.You should yap about what you like, no filter applied, be opinionated and wrong, I'm not going to make fun of you, we are all here to have fun.
>>85014543I wasn't going to jork it today but... I really want to now...
>>85021389Apparently it's normal for people to type and share less when they're on one on one conversations... I'm the DUMMY who gets too excited to meet someone else and thinks there's something wrong when people don't match my energy ughhh
>>85021389I guess it's kind of like talking in a big server vs dms
>>85021891Yeah the attention is all distributed across all users, meanwhile I act like a whole audience for poor anons who thought about chilling...
>>85021928It's also different from person to person obviously. I hope your friend finding pursuits go well
>>85021389I write paragraphs and paragraphs and paragraphs and paragraphs to my friends and they usually don't say anything, or just reply in like 6 words. Depending on how they engage, I slowly shorten the length of my messages to them until it feels like we're both putting comparable effort (I still write like 10 times more which I don't mind). With people I'm meeting for the first time I do the opposite, so I start very short and to the point. You wouldn't like it if people started out handing you 600 words with no warning and it turned out to be something you don't care about.
>>85022090Well not umprompted, it's something I would have noticed, I am descriptive when I am asked a question, and I feel disappointed when I ask one and they don't respond in the same fashion, everyone is just different I guess, and I was creating a false judgement on my character based on a completely arbitrary standard.
>>85022178Her boobs are lewd
I want you all to myselfYou're not a CD, perfume, bagDiorama, teddy, paperbackI'll never get bored no don't get boredI wanna show you off to everyoneYou're my baby, stay by my sideI look at you all day all nightBut never get boredI wanna show you off to everyoneSo baby be mine, baby be mine, baby be mine, baby be mine
I have a question for the anon that makes up multiple personalities in this thread.
>>85023626Am lissning
>>85023883Do you also add people on Discord with multiple accounts, each one with their own personality?
>>85024003No, too much work. Everyone gets their own personality but I'm not making an account for every one of my friends. If they compare notes I guess they'll find out I'm a schizophrenic, but I'm not secretive about that with my close friends anyway.
>>85024092Are you actually schizophrenic or you just think you are?
>>85024092I see. Are you this person >>85008482 as well?
>>85022090>You wouldn't like it if people started out handing you 600 words with no warning and it turned out to be something you don't care about.I actually prefer walls of text rather than simple and boring messages, At least it shows you are passionate about something
>>85024152Schizophrenia or DID is what makes sense from what I read. I am different people and lose memories sometimes. People talk to me in my head. If I make my own personalities ahead of time I can kind of control the next switch a little. You tell me doc, I'm not asking a real one and getting comitted.>>85024178Yep. Been depressive lately, harder to make new people come out. Would rather sit down and develop the ones already here.
>>85024309Did you choose your avatar? Could you also tell me what avatars did you use in the past since they're pretty much already dead and stuff?
>>85024338Nope, haven't decided who I want to be before I leave. Most don't last much here, they get prototyped until I get enough replies to feel their personality and then we go for a test drive. I guess you would recognize March. March is not real, I just think it's really fucking funny to start posts with a catchphrase like a cartoon character. I'll probably keep her up until I leave because it makes me laugh. Or not, it's not as fun when you know it's fake.
Good Morning Everyone!!! Let's Enjoy Our Sunday!!! (∩^o^)⊃━
>>85022090I used to have a friend I think from here I'm not sure And we would write basically a summary of of happenings to eachother every morning and night. It was really nice and something that helped a lot with the stress of starting a new job.
>>85024534Are you gonna leave for good in the end then?
>>85025014Yeah, don't feel like being the literal resident schizo of anywhere. I don't pick fights or have beef with anyone (I poke people when they're being funny though) but you know how it is around here, being a fixture just attracts problem. Why is that guy obsessed with catnigga? And the guy obsessed with Kanoe? Who the fuck knows but I don't want to give people a chance to become obsessed with someone they know is a literal schizophrenic, seems like inviting trouble into my life.
>>85025403I see, that's fair enough. So you took inspiration from the other pink bitch or was March just an evolution to that character?
Good morning thread I'll eat pancakes for breakfast
>>85025436Shuubihorse came up with it I think, someone else did. They were doing a parody of me and saying they were everyone here and they said "I'm a pink stupid bitch" and I thought the phrase was really funny so I stole it as a friendly nod.
>>85025529Oh I meant like, that person who was avaing as Yvonne from Endfield?
>>85025403I find it funny how people just call me catnigga now. I guess I didn't choose a name so other people did
Friendly friendly friendly!!!
>>85024713
>>85025592I actually felt bad about not calling you floppa but I didn't remember it until after I made the post, sorry man, everyone just calls you catnigga.>>85025590I don't think that was me but I am literally schizophrenic. I can at least tell you that it's not a character I made consciously. If it was one of mine she'll probably come back, I've only ever lost 2. I asked around a little in here and we don't remember her but she might be new. Sometimes it takes me some time to find out someone else has been driving. Sorry, I can't be more helpful right now. If it's me and we have some kind of problem I'll try to bring her here to set things right ok?
>>85025787Also, sorry for being late to the party but like, what's the deal with you?(Idk how to say this in a less rude way) Which personalities are yours? The pink bitch, right?
>>85025817read the thread catnigga
>>85025605*,°*:.( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°* 。
nigga said portrait gros plan chat
>>85025837NO
>>85025787Don't worry about it, if that wasn't you then it's fine.
>>85025847I hate you and your giant cock
>>85025817Yeah catnigga, read the fucking thread, stop jerking it to Golu. Sorry, I do this all the time, it's really funny. Um I guess, short version, I'm crazy and have many personalities, so I come here to prep them ahead of time to up the chances of getting a good one instead of one that causes trouble ig. Also yeah I'm pink! And I'm a stupid bitch! But she's not real and will never be real, it's just funny to have a catchphrase.>>85025916I'll let you know if I know anything.
>>85026122ok thanks for explaining. its a shame you will be departing, I'll miss your posts. I hope that you found a personality that feels good to larp as. Maybe you even found a friend or two here. oh and, if you ever come back itll be nice to talk to you
>>85025967What the heck.*picks you up and squeezes you* (*  ̄︿ ̄)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E2_s7zP9ro
what the hell do I do today
>>85026457do you take suggestions
>>85026498probably not.................
>>85026457With my penis
>>85026503then why do you ask you dumbo
I'm about to hop on a train for a whole day but I would like to talk to people about ACG if you're fine with waiting for me to actually add you. I'm currently playing the new version of Genshin Impact and later on want to catch up with Star Rail and then Endfield. I also like to read manga and keep up with current events. Would be nice to have an asia friendly timezone or an asia friendly schedule. Please don't add me to trade porn. My tag is rosesoverme
Call me zoboomofoo
i'm a zillennial
My favorite avafag? (You)My favorite type of anon? (You)No favoritism here.Eventhoughireallylikeschizosbutitsnotlikethatmatterswhatsoeverandlikeyouknowourresidentschizoismyfaviebutlikeitsnotabigdealoranythingbaka
kill yourself shuubitch
I love you shuubitch!!!
>>85029133Did I somehow hurt you nonners? But I'm lovely I'd never do that?>>85025529ALSO thank god you said that, I knew I wasn't actually going crazy thinking you borrowed that catchphrase from me, now I can die peacefully knowing I wasn't going schizo... >>85029222*pat pat* atta boy
>>85029275Thank you mommy...
my new lolita dress arrived and it's a fun one, but kinda difficult to put on. the top has a suspender type thing and I'm too tall so i gotta adjust it, but overall i like it.
>>85029494Woah congratulations on catching such a big fish looks yummyAnd the dress is alright too I guess
>>85029568we should go fishing together some time (i have never fished before in my life) it sounds like a relaxing hobby desu
>>85029615Yes we should do that actually. I suck at fishing tho the only thing I ever caught is a frog but my dad is pretty good at it
>>85029461Ain't you a widdle cutiepie hmmm hmmmm? Okay now I'm making you transition, take hrt. You're a girl now, no more good boy, you are a good girl. Girl. Understand? You are a cute little girl and you love it. *injects you with hrt* no more fucking around.
>>85029779Thanks I cummed...
friendly tipkisses
>>85029990You did nyot... bad girl...
anyone wanna play stardew valley? I'll make you cum for every legendary fish you catch
>>85030126I'm not posting the tissues you FREAK
>>85030371I think I would play Stardew Valley if it had dungeons to explore.
>>85030482it does thoughever
>>85030371You say that but you'll just sit in the mine and the casino
>>85030512Maybe I'm thinking of a different game then. I thought it was like you go to a village build a house and do gardening type of game.
>>85030454Certified freak, seven days a week.
I don't like how the Knight clothes look.
>>85030574I'll dedicate my time to making the farm pretty!>>85030581primarily, but there's a bunch of side things to do that aren't just farming and one of them is a dungeon crawler
I wouldn't be able to play it more than an hour or so everyday. Is there like a server like in Minecraft.
>>85030696She did 6 7 with her hands that's kinda awesome
>>85030371Cum how?
What the heck they want me to pay 40 for The Elements of Computing Systems — Noam Nisan & Shimon Schocken. The kindle version is more expensive like.
>>85031570Textbooks are how publishers stay in business That and "women fucks monster" slop
I thought we all agreed that Libraries would be free.
Ah anons, I legitimately am losing hope... this was like the 5th or 6th game today where the enemy had a +10k gold advantage I wish I had easy games like that enemy mf, just inting the whole game then he can just sit back and watch as my team runs it down...I just don't have it what it takes, it's been months now, half a year actually, but I made 0 progress like pretty much with anything I do in general People say if you put your head into something and really try eventually you can somehow succeed but I think that just a big fat lieAny suggestions for a good coping mechanism?
>>85031990QuitJerk off to the thought of abusing women
>>85031990Either find 4 other dudes and play that way or just quit cause you're clearly not actually having fun with the game and you're just chasing mmr
>>85030371This sounds tempting
I only play Hook Champions.
shut the fuck up catnigga
I played stardew once when it was in early access and never again I have no idea what do you even do in it now
any askers
>>85032363I asked myself
>>85031990>le FULL AP MALPHITE XDEvery single time
>>85031990You need to RP as a league girl to relieve stress.