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haha i hate myself

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85009330/
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posscraft is dead (RIP)
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>>85020512
this is animal abuse
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>>85020532
*hits you wish a shoe* no this is animal abuse
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i think having been on /trash/ for over 10 years now has completely fucked my life up
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>>85020562
oughh....
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>>85020401
im the poss and i want to take it to dms fat boy~
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>>85020512
give him his food, chud
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>>85020605
if you post a discord or something ill add you.....
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>>85020639
add 'temporaryposs'
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he's a poss... but only sometimes....
he's temporaryposs.....
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>>85020709
is this a bob dylan song
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>>85020720
a bob dylan song would be like this:
and i suck cock... he suck my cock...
oh my cock we suck the cocks....

or something like that
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>open seismometer app on phone and put on my chair
>rip a massive fart and watch it register on the graph
i don't do anything else with my phone
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is it bad to jerk off to zaush cuckold comics (redundant) but instead of going with the shitty story they have repurposing it to be better in my head (still cucking but not ridiculous and stupid, or at least not in the same way)
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>>85020512
don't tease him that's not nice
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>>85021183
what's his problem
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having to give a non-answer when someone asks what music you listen to because you like breakcore and all the artists are named like pvppygirl aids complications or lolicon toxoplasmosis or some shit
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made a possy cum and now i feel all buzzy and good
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>>85021414
If some Millennial chud asks me what kind of music I enjoy listening to, I tell them, "Oh, the oldies, like from the 90's :)"
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>>85021414
name some 00's breakcore artists instead like shitmat or bong-ra
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>>85021477
i need that necklace
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>>85021144
cuckold is based so no
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>>85021495
>00's breakcore artists
i don't know any i don't know any music i don't know anything
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i wanted to like kingdom come deliverance but the combat is really really really really bad
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>>85021591
that's okay
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>>85021606
i disagree the bad part is the shitty story and aaa game design parts shoehorned into what should've been a sandbox game
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i should play one of the just cause games again
i never finished 3 but i also lost my save
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>>85021606
>>85021760
ackshually its all shit so youre both right
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gonna jerk off to these cuckold comics now since another poss mentioned them
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ready to die desu
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>>85021319
opossum core
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like my new geometric alky glasses
like alky too
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i bought some spam. maybe it will be slightly less depressing than canned spaghetti
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>>85021908
what are geometric alky glasses
>>85021914
be sure to cut it into slices and heat it up you should not eat it straight out of the can
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>>85021943
i like them to be crispy with a side of sauerkraut and mustard
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can you be my boyfriend
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>>85021981
very good taste that sounds excellent
i like to sear them then cook them in some teriyaki sauce or something to give them a little glaze then eat them with rice
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oh skinny puppy sounds like a cute band i love puppies :)
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>>85022042
i cant do relationships
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you need to become straight
and get a gf
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>>85021943
one of these
i wanted to get a blade runner glass but it's really expensive and also made of lead and my lead exposure is already too high
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>>85022142
ooh very cool nice i read your post and thought you were talking about eyewear glasses that makes a lot more sense
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>>85022134
not possible
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>>85022134
what if i already am and already have one
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>>85022134
i dont mind being bi or having a gf but i want to fool around more first
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>>85022134
do you want to be girlfriends
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don't call them gynomorphs bro
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>>85022483
i'm still gonna
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my gynomorph pb-
my gynomorph pg-
my gynomorph pxf?
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>>85022600
pgf works i think
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my pgf(trans(lore))
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>>85022631
but girls are.. gross..
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think about fat males
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>pgf(trans(lore))
god i
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my andromorph bf which i was informed is not like an android but instead means you have a pussy
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>>85022660
yeah but that's how it is
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ca n an iphone boy and an android girl really??
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you dont have a single friend
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>>85022720
alright
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>>85022720
i dont want to because then i think about myself and i hate myself
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>>85022720
i erpd with one earlier and he made me cum :3c
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>>85022875
see in theory i would like erping but knowing someone is on the other end is the turnoff
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>>85022930
pussy
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i cant erp unless it's on here and really unserious
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once i become a girl it's over for you fags (me being ignored by you because you are a homosexual man)
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would you lick dirty paws
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>>85022973
how dirty
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>>85022947
how do you cum laughing
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>>85022991
i dont cum to erp i cum to male/male -female public_use -3d_(artwork)
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>>85022984
walked in paths in the woods all day. not covered in filth but would have dried sweat and some actual dirt on them
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>>85023018
then yeah probably haha
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>>85023012
thats just rp
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>>85023012
>-3d_(artwork)
ive been saying this for years and nobodys been listening
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i should rub my penis
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>>85022875
oh hey thats me!!!
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>>85023128
we're on the same wavelength
do you wanna get married
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>>85023065
haha weirdo
wonder how dirty paws would have to be before you wouldn't lick them clean
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not a pawfag sorry just not for me
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>>85023174
be nice to me
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>>85023194
what kinda fag are you then
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>>85023195
sorry
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>>85023213
im more of The Raped or a The Raped im into The Raped
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dirty poss
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>>85023222
it's okay i forgive you
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>>85022930
it's not so bad if you're both at least decent at pretending. and even if he isn't that great at it your own imagination should fill in the gaps and block out the reality long enough to have a good time.
it helps if he feels the same way about it and isn't going to want 'more' than erp
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look at this one white boy, yo. sheesh.
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just got to work and ill probably be here for 5+ hours woooooooooo!
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>>85023295
what's up wyd wya what do you smell like right n
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>>85023329
i unplug lights and im dressed in all black and i smell like sweat and cigarettes
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i smell bad in a bad way
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>>85023462
can i *steals your cigarettes*
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using extra sensory perception to work on fixing my car because i dont have a flashlight or whatever
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going to pokemon worlds in sf and getting turned into a pokemon but a mystery dungeon one and having a really good time if you know what i mean
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>>85023518
what pokemon would you turn into
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i never understood why sex is viewed so highly
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>>85023554
which one is the biggest slut
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>>85023579
lucario
any form of eevee
salazzle
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>>85023570
its an inversion of the christian emphasis on chastity. a rebellion of sorts though christians also fuck a lot for some reason, probably because of the "be fruitful and multiply" clause
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can i be a really slutty vulpix
there could be jokes about how i raise all six of my tails for everyone or something haha
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>>85023602
uhh ok id be the one who's the biggest cock vaccum one
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>>85023554
jolteon and i would want to have lots of sex
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>>85023689
>can i be a really slutty vulpix
yeah and you can be partners with this guy >>85023704
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>>85023554
can i be a salazzle
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>>85023778
salazzle is female only are you sure you want to be one
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>>85023658
thats a really nice answer poss
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>>85023761
i would love that so much i would love to be with a jolteon ummm
>>85023704
are you a top or a bottom jolteon though or a switch and if so what kind of preference and would you be ok if your vulpix partner showed off his butt to other pokemon
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what a magnificent purpose
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what a magnificent porpoise
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>>85023761
ok yeah i would be extremely happy with this actually he sounds cute and soft and like he would enjoy being topped
>>85023930
hi i would be a switch in magic pokemon world where all sex feels really good all the time
ummm i would be okay with that if i could do the same thing and we were like huge sluts together fucking our way through entire teams
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>>85023994
>cute and soft and like he would enjoy being topped
haha it would be really really nice to get railed by whole teams together maybe we could hold paws and kiss while being plowed. and um maybe afterwards you could sit on my face and i could lick all the pokemon cum out of your tailhole or something um
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>>85023859
umm yes
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>>85024040
actually yes i would love that we could kiss and moan and act really slutty and stuff while people are fucking us or using us to fuck themselves and yeah we could both get each other off after and talk about how good we both cummed and how nice it is to be pokesluts...
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what if honse conk was real and also boys were real
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>>85024602
i would die from boy overdose
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>>85021421
hey i did that too
with my penis in his butt >:)
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>>85024602
mine is bigger
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>>85024770
there's no fucking way bro
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poss should use tentacle magix on me
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i went to a mini con type event thing today and it was nice
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>>85024773
i have aura
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i know he swapped those numbers. i knew it was twelve six yeen, one after magna marta
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>>85024913
good post
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>>85024812
did something very much like this to my then-bf and he freaked out and told me to stop because he couldn't tell what i was doing to his bottom or putting in him and it felt too good and he was scared he was gonna get addicted to weird sex if he came super hard like that and not be able to get off with regular dick any more
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>>85024920
thank you i love you forever now
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>>85024927
mwah
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>>85024922
woahohhah how did you do that how d
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when i was a kid i took my dad's salvador dali art book cause a lot of the art was cool and i jerked off a few times to the one where the lady is holding a melting violin out her window because her boobs were out
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>>85024741
giwtwm
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>>85025015
lots of lube and toys and my full loving attention
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>>85025015
>>85025140
bot posts
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meow (but sadly)
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>>85025140
;~; y-you promise..?
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>>85025163
what's wrong kitty
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>>85025263
i came and got sad for no reason
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>>85025282
how do you clean cum out of your fur
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>>85025287
you know how cats clean themselves
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>>85025296
hot
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>>85025165
yes you're gonna bliss out sooo hard and cum two times in a row at least. hopefully more. listen i really really want to tie your hands so i can keep forcing you to cum over and over even when it's too much
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im reallly really really really drunk right now
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look if we're gonna complain about america being the name of a continent and not a country we need to also give south africa the business on this because "north africa, west africa, east africa, southern africa" is silly
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>>85025352
slap your ass as hard as possible right now poss that's a BAD BOY
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>>85025302
*gets overstimulated for no reason and bites you*
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>>85025355
america is divided into north america, central america, and south america
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renaming florida to 'the dick of america'
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>>85025362
wuh huh why what did i do im watching the prequiels righjt now what ddi i do wrong boys can get drunk sometimes right
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-high fives myself- good joke poss the dick of america haha
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>>85025373
that's not a universally accepted division
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hey poss im pimping you out sorry
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pbf who spanks you because he loves you and he just wants you to be good and it's your own fault for doing something bad
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>>85025416
i think im okay with this
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>>85025429
*intentionally does something bad like knock glasses over onto the ground shattering them so he'll spank me harder and hurt me really really hard*
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whoring out your partner for a tiny amount of poke
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>>85025400
yes it is. theres north america and then theres the poor bastards who live down south
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i live in south america (florida)
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>>85025453
good bitch
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>>85025482
many countries use a model where the americas are a singular continent (similar to the model where europe and asia are together one)
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>>85025493
i'd tell you to come up here but it's florida but without the beaches or the water or anything redeemable its just hot and humid and god i hate this fucking state so fucking much i hate i here i dont want to be here god save me take me away to somewhere else
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>>85025512
<3
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i live in a comfy temperate rainforest up north so im fine. id most likely bum around here even if i became homeless
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>>85025570
bot post
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butt possed
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>>85025591
its just you and me in this thread
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the robophobia is getting out of hand
so what if some of us are binary???
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pnbf...
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my future pbf must be ambitious and optimistic enough to build a life together with, and, he also absolutely has to have an humiliatingly tiny cock.
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>>85025469
i think i'd be a poochyena if i got to be a pokemon
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>>85025641
can i be your alolan vulpix
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>>85025666
aren't you already someone else's partner
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>>85025754
do you think satan cares about monogamy?
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>>85025754
sorry
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actually getting really horny thinking about being whored out.....
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>>85025819
most of you guys look like this
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>>85025831
sorry but im gonna little buddy chapter 2 you to my buds in the locker room i hope you skipped dinner
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>>85026131
i never read that but it sounds like im gonna be pretty busy in there haha
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>>85022134
got it
i need to become lesbian
and get a gf
wait no
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>>85026425
yes
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>>85026145
the busiest little bee!
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>>85026727
with it being all steamy and hot and them sweating and pushing against me and and and
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>>85026727
wow yeah and they probably are only half hard when they drop their towels and start grinding against your face and eager little snoot
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how do you stop your skin from peeling from your nose and your forehead
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pbf found my kemoshota doujinshi folder
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>>85026873
getting to feel them get hard is one of the best parts it shows how excited they are and how much they need you haha
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>>85027101
I bet their balls feel nice and heavy and full in your hand
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>>85027212
sagging low and moist because of all the steam and sweat having me roll them a round in my palm gently or kiss and lick them and suck on them and
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taking a shower for the first time this month
wish me luck /haha/
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>is poss an obligate herbivore or can he eat people food?

hrrmm well, i think he is supposed to be a vegetarian

but, here is a picture of posses most recent meal:

he also eats burgers and chicken nuggets and gas station sushi all the time. he gets tummyaches, but he also respawns a lot (which resets him back to his default state) so he hasnt really put much thought into the tummyaches. he just likes to eat meat
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>>85027611
SSSNNNNNIIIIFFF
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Focus, P.
You can enter stealth mode with R3 and sneak past your bad habits.
Remember, your diet started today. We can't let Colonel Carbs win.
See you on the other side, P....
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>>85027075
list your collection so the possum hivemind can judge your taste
is it redbase pill keyed or bluecringe pill locked?
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>>85027885
but carbs taste soooo~~~ gooood~~~ >3<
fresh white bread, crunchy puffed rice, salty sticks, croissant, bagels....
how could i ever say no to such divine gifts q^q
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fixed my car. the ecu is shit and keeps needing to be reset. i dont really want to pay for a replacement computer plus labor
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my head hurts and spins from trying to think about something simple
i give up
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you know im relapsing if i'm posting on here again
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i will get some malt liqueur and smokes then
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prominent avatarfag from a different board started shitposting and spamming a thread i frequent now its almost at bump limit but i hope someone else makes a new thread because the only threads ive ever made were haha threads and those are just copy pasting the op and changing the link
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i got a bottle of a belgian aged sour. it's a rodenbach "vintage" 2022.
it was in the "international craft beer" section of the liquor store.
i've previously had rodenbach's "grand cru", which actually is 2/3rds of this aged beer, so the flavour was rather similar, but even more vinegar-y. this was my first time trying the "vintage".
the bottle was one of those fancy ones with a cork held down by wire, like a champagne. didn't have much of a pop, though. i had half of it last night, but i'm saving the rest for later.

to be honest, i shouldn't have drank any last night, but i was struggling with spending-cravings. i had absolutely fuck-all to do, so i was awash with this desire to go to the thrift store and browse, maybe look for a cute polo that'll fit me properly. i'm recently inspired by that mid-2000s douchebag look.
unfortunately, most polos are cut pretty boxy and are unflattering on me. my ideal would be one of those "muscle fit" abercrombie & fitch polos back from when they hated fat people.

anyway, my thinking was that if i had been drinking then i wouldn't be able to drive to the thrift store. i drank to remove the opportunity so i wouldn't be tempted by it. but i also shouldn't have drank at all, because i have a cold right now with a nasty wet cough, and you shouldn't drink with a cold.
but my willpower is so fucking weak... i wasn't sick enough that i wouldn't be able to go to the thrift store, so the desire was so strong... normally i'd just smoke weed to prevent myself, but i've been smoking weed every single fucking day and it's making me feel pathetic. the funny thing is, i couldn't sleep at all when i finally went to bed so i ended up taking a hit of my weed vape anyway. couldn't go a single fucking day without weed.

it's funny how in my youth i'd stay up until 5 in the morning desperate to get just one more minute out of the day but now i keep glancing at the clock waiting for the day to be done already
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>>85027710
posts like this are extremely cute and make me extra happy for some rea son
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>>85028303
you sure you don't have a sensor sending a bad signal?
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i dipped my cookie in my coffee and then when i went to eat it it felt apart all over my shirt im gonna kill myself
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>>85028602
it has several burnt out sensors yeah
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>>85029283
several? which ones? that's likely your issue. ecu failure isn't incredibly uncommon.
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can i post yet or is 4chan still trying to bypass adblocker despite that i intentionally dont bypass their own ads
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mars attacks could have been such a better movie. why did it fail when killer klownz didnt… why possy why…
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can i eat some oatmeal for breakfast is that healthyhy
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>>85029690
yeah go ahead
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>>85029735
ok thanks im really hungry
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>>85029690
yes that is and you are a good poss
>>85029765
eat and be happy possum
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yeah its all stock
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>>85029949
highly cute
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>>85029949
https://files.catbox.moe/91mhfe.webm
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possum seller, im going into battle and i need your strongest possums
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>>85030105
my possums are too strong for you raccposter
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>>85030105
here take him
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dolly possum be like wossing 9 to 5
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this is bad i just realized i have enough stuff to make chocolate cookies
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>>85030247
you should make some
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>>85030255
im on a diet
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think i just realized why i hate yaoi foids so much and its because ive started also fetishizing faggotry itself but faggotry in the sense of sucking off a hairy fat guy in a biker bar bathroom and not in the sense of two hairless guys in the ice skating team touching eachother
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>>85030473
Don't go to the biker bar just come to my house and do that
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>>85030559
ok~ <3
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>>85030422
you should make 1 dozen instead of 3 dozen chocoalte chip cookies then
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>>85030809
my baking tray fits 9 or 10
hey wait a minute stop trying to make me make chocolate cookeis on the first day of my diet
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>>85030842
get fat get fat get fat get fat get fat get fat get fat *bottoms out in you and spurts*
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>>85030047
I love how eye he or she is
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>>85020377
this says "buddies" but if you look at where raccy has his snout you can tell he's actually trying to stop poss from having any. he wants it all to himself, no sharing. and poss is too much of a pushover to really say anything about it, so he's just kinda standing there like :x waiting for the right opportunity to assert himself and eat some gruel too (he's only getting crumbs)

and that's all i'm gonna say about that.
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>>85030862
i hate you
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>>85030842
>my baking tray fits 9 or 10
then you should make enough batter for 9 or 10 cookies, and eat them over the course of a few days. and have them be your only sweet treat. it'd be better for you than eating generic chocolate bars or ice cream, i think
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>>85030910
if i make 10 cookies i cant stop myself from eating 10 cookies in a row
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>>85030901
*forces another bite of a triple bacon cheeseburger down your mouth* what did you say honey~?
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>>85030921
you should probably not make 10 cookies then
also stop buying pints of ice cream and eating them all at once that isn't good at all
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>>85030842
>my baking tray fits 9 or 10
Be a psychopath and only make one cookie.
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blood when i wipe butt
nothing to do but work, I
haha, hate myself
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meow
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you should give the dildo a rest for a while
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im bad to the bone
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>>85031163
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>>85030878
there is a reason why raccy is poss ex
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>>85031913
i did this once, kinda. i was making a big batch of cookies and after like 2 dozen came out of the oven i was like what if i just make 2 really big cookies with the rest
they turned out pretty well it was 2 big cookies
you had to break it apart to eat it so it wasn't really that much different from just munching on a few cookies but it was fun to see big cookie
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tricked by /haha/ into making cookies again
at least i didnt have chocolate chips to put in it so its healthier now
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getting reincarnated into the next life but everyone else there is reincarnated too so they rapidly speed ahead leaving you behind in the second life too
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mmmmmm mens assholes
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>>85032062
>2 chances at life
>everyone else gets 3
fuck me
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>>85032062
it would probably be like those servers that reset after a set amount of time so everyone knows what to do when reset comes except maybe newbies who get left in the dust
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help i typed outside of the textbox on 4chan with 4chan x installed again and it activated a ton of keybinds i dont recognize, does anyposs know how to turn off the stupid threading feature that makes new posts appear below older ones? it's really really annoying
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whats so great about cookies anyway theyre basically greasy little balls of sugar and butter addictive fattening just like mcdonalds and the other rich fast fucks uses to keep us the customer the ones that keep them in business coming back addicted and making them more and more money while we slowly rot in fat and poorness
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>>85032109
shift t
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>>85032109
just retype the post outside of the textbox until all the keybinds get turned off again
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>>85032126
>>85032128
absolutely fucking brilliant thank you thank you thank you
i typed "There" before realizing i was typing outside of the box, retyped it so many times but never thought to SHIFT t like i did the first time
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>>85032109
just uninstall 4chan x it's bloat
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>>85032137
have you ever accidentally typed your 4chan post into discord or a twitch chat instead and pressed enter
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>>85032148
i have not, but i've typed a haha post in a very NOT haha thread before a few times but thankfully only ever posted it once when it wasn't that embarrassing
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>>85032128
the perils of freedom and the security of captivity
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>>85032171
ive done that before too its easy to get tabs mixed up sometimes
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i cant post freely like i do here in the places i visit anymore because my posts are too gay to fit anywhere else and im afraid of lowering the discourse level
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>>85032171
>i've typed a haha post in a very NOT haha thread
i did that and the opposite but always managed to catch myself right before submitting
also almost possposted on different threads a LOT of times before being reminded by the posts there that it isnt haha
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>>85032228
check out /vg/ generals and /jp/ generals, you might think they're actually focused around some topic but a lot of them are thinly veiled shitpost threads where you could dump posts verbatim from here and fit right in
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>>85032231
i have seen so many poss pics on other boards i wonder
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>>85032099
you get to kindergarten and all your classmates are already black belt lottery winners with a full ride to harvard. you didn't need help learning to tie your shoes or use the potty this time
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i need a lobotomy
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what even is a haha post
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>>85032110
you can make cookies at home
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>>85032245
im convinced i saw a poss on vg but it might have just been a coincidence...
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>>85032241
how do you know i post in /vg/ and /jp/
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>>85032241
i post on vp and almost always instinctively open my possum folder out of habit when im done typing
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>>85032442
omg you post on vp
ummm hi hello hiiii hellooooooo
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>>85032442
why dont they make a possum pokemon
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>>85032373
you can also make burgers fries tacos fried chicken hot dogs fried rice donuts onion rings burritos noodles pizza chicken nuggets ice cream and sodas
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>>85032522
yeah correct whats the problem
you dont have to buy cookies
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>>85032497
hi
i like lurking the mystery dungeon thread because i think theyre cozy but dont usually post very often on that board in general
>>85032516
dunno but they should have made one when they released Unova (region based on New York)... honestly im not sure if i want a possum pokemon anymore because modern designs are super hit or miss (mostly miss unless theyre supposed to be strong) i dont want another flamigo situation
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>>85032567
>i like lurking the mystery dungeon thread
im in that thread right meow omg !! :33333 i dont really have too much to add to it too often but i like reading it and the comfy pictures they post are nice
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>>85032567
yeah i dont want to see a numon possum a gen 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 at most possum pokemon would be the best
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early gens possum would just be reskin ratata
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there'll never be an opossum pokemon because japan doesn't know that they exist
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just accidentally gave a guy wrong directions
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>>85032653
erm........... you might be right but its still kinda rude to point it out..........
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just accidentally ate possies ass
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i give wrong directions all the time and i always tell myself im gonna learn the streets but then i dont and when the time comes i give the wrong directions again
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could make a comic about this
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>>85031938
this image makes me really sad. poss and raccy shouldn't be fighting like that, they love each other
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>stupid ass cub scouts ask me to buy cookies on my way in AND out of the grocery store
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>>85032679
we should introduce opossums to asia and also raccs to europe
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big cookie working overtime
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ok now ive eaten 2 out of 8 chocolate cookies i made the last 6 are going in the fridge for another day
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>>85032793
rape correction
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when will tom fucks a retarded child get updated again
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i mever really eat fast good but today i ate a chilimayo burger and 15 minutes later my stomach was hurting like crazy and i had a hellish ordeal at the toilet
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restraining order
i did nothing today
i need a job for weekends
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im sad
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>>85033199
cage up
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wasted another hour doomscrolling because of self sabotage
whyyy is it so hard for my brain to help me become cuter why does it need to store so much energy if im never using it
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Recently learned that you can just make up a fake invoice and send random people a bill in the mail and it's completely legal. If they don't dispute it in a timely manner you receive a default judgement and it becomes a legitimate debt and you can send it to collections. If they DO dispute it successfully nothing happens you just don't get paid. What kind of invoice do you think most people would just pay without thinking if they got it in the mail? I feel like a LOT of people would just get a bill and immediately pay it without thinking, even if they don't know what it's for. Just because they assume they have to.
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>>85033335
i know the bills i get in the mail. i can hardly pay them as is and i put them off as much as possible. if i got something that didnt say electricity or internet on it, i'm just not going to pay it. i assume a lot of people are the same way, unless you target old people. then you'd be really truly genuinely disgustingly scummy.
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Possum Pokemon moves:
Scratch
Tail whip
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>>85033368
possum pokemon should get substitute in its level up moves, it's perfect
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>>85033355
but aren't old people destroying society by hoarding all the wealth. it's not like grandma is going hungry, these are baby boomers, they're too busy going on cruises around the world to notice a few hundred measly dollars missing from their bank account
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>>85033335
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i absolutely hate getting tangled in people expectations
i want to freely walk into the sun
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>>85033407
fucking kill yourself. dont post slop in this thread ever again fucking faggot ffs
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>>85033415
umad?
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need male fraud bf
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>>85033429
honestly really good post good job
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>>85033407
why is all the cool shit always illegal
first it was "killing people is illegal", and now its stealing money
what do they want me to do? get a job and contribute to society?
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>>85033466
you could suck dick for money and be a sissy
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>>85033475
apparently thats prostitution and its illegal too
case in point, point proven twice
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>>85033493
well being a sissy slut is worth breaking the law for unlike the other things should i order you the cage and all the other equipment you need?
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>>85033415
but hes right though that's a form of fraud and you might get away with it once or twice but the moment someone even looks into it a little bit youd catch a charge
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>>85033368
snarl
fake out
yawn
hyper voice
extreme speed
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>>85033530
extreme speed would be enough to make it really good unless it has abysmal stats or a shit ability like truant or defeatist
it should also learn rest by level up
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>>85033368
explosion
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>>85033407
It can be illegal under certain circumstances, but the law is very permissive when it comes to allowing a business to collect money. They don't want to cause problems just because the billing department made an error and sent an invoice to the wrong person by accident, for example. The official recourse is virtually always just "oops, my mistake, nevermind." The law in this context mostly just exists to prevent overly aggressive collections action. If you just take the easy wins and back off of any disputes it's no problems.
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>>85033594
okay but.... but being a sissy slut..
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epic possum CLAPS BACK at libtard judge during trial, JURY APPLAUDS HIM
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my dream is to oversode and die all alone in my room and be remembered as a pathetic little bitch who deserved it
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>>85033630
ok but what about possy throwing it back and busting it down low
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>>85033567
i was thinking it's ability could be a ghost version of pixilate so it can sorta play dead with it's attacks
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>>85033679
he's a quirked up white poss busting it down sexual style - but is he goated with the sauce?
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>>85033638
start poking fun at peoples emotional vulnerabilities like dick size and physical appearence and laugh at poor people and tell beggers to fuck off and die or something like that and always suck rich and powerful people and piss off everyone that hates them and if you can try to scam people too
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>>85033749
why?
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>>85033721
i think a ghost/normal possum would be great... totally not because i want my favorite animal to be a strong typing haha...
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>>85033749
why
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>>85033761
>>85033768
why are you why me im just trying to help him achieve his dream
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>>85033789
im asking why and how doing that would help me achieve that dream? i see no correlation
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i wish suicidals would have sex with me before killing themselves im sure i could change their minds with my super sex skills i learned from here
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>>85033581
i don't think possums can do that
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>>85033811
>super sex skills i learned from here
pay no mind to possywossy: we have trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
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>>85033809
i thought pathetic little bitches did that
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>>85033848
yeah but if you wear sunglasses while you do it it makes you look like a badass
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>>85034087

>>85034087

>>85034087
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>>85033368
kill
eat
grow larger



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