/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5312>"Improvised dreamcatcher" Edition--Stories--By Anonymous>For a Few Scoops Morehttps://rentry.org/xaptbihwBy Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776https://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/oliver-hart/the-leaves-of-fallBy Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471/By Rotham>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 46)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Cutter Lynxhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/89468781By ScaryDrPepper>Anthropocene Endling (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/80155791>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Anonymous>One Morgtastic Eveninghttps://rentry.org/7so7afpsBy OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341>One More Lighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/90277851By BigCheezy>Learn To Fly (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/67052770By somethingaboutsharks>Last Root Of Ngnun (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/79954151By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85028580Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
FIRST for katie
once more with feeling?
Full Karen
>>85031371Imagine squatting down and picking her all the way up until your face is level with her crotch and you just >MRFFFFFFFRFFRFFFFFFFFFFinto that sweaty wildfire between her stretch mark-riddled squishy legs.And then your back gives out.
>>85031382>fur on arms
Puppy loves (you) :3
>>85031386MOMMY
>>85031393FUCKAH SHIT
>>85031391>Panties still onNo as a matter of fact I'm going to uninstall TF2 and see what all the rage about deadlock is once I'm done installing you gross fat bitch
>>85031413it's an easy edit but still, ya gotta watch out
>>85031371But not the FIRST Katie
You know you would guess if someone showed up with psychotic episodes about a character from the looney toons in hell show, you'd imagine it would be for the dog
>>85031386>Full KarenGod I wish I was male human cashier who just turned 16 but passed for 18>>85031431SpaceNiggerCockWorshipBLACKED
shit thread
Schizo time
>>85031386youve forgotten the bush
>>85031386G-guh, so squishy and bouncy... Cecil gets to play with everything here like an autistic kid who just got handed a Bop-It. Nude+shoes makes it even spicier- so much spicier...Thank you for the pair of these, Mr. Mystery Man!
New game when fromsoft
>>85031446>>85031457Erm, I told you so and also burzum was rite just btwBurzum was also super handsome and had a huge dick and yeah
>>85031432greatly enjoy skintight suits and armoured bodysuitsclothes that pronounce the figure of the character are often infinitely more appealing than plain nudity imo
>>85031464Well shitAnyways, I might have one more left in the tank to edit another lorepaw drawing
for fuck sake this place is unusable as of latejust shit every dayi'm so fucking tired
>>85031431Do you think you might tackle Anon3345's girls someday?
>>85031393Maybe it's just a hairy man.
>>85031469>ywn fight alongside wolf baddie in mechsWhy even live
>>85031478this but its feral Bridgette tempting meI need feral and L0L! Bridgette so much and so bad
>>85031464
>>85031501Just say zaq
>>85031513
>>85031478>Abhoopcats just stroll around like this all day long and think they AREN'T built for human cock on-site.Nivea knows better, which is why she's so honest about it in her own gentle, needy way.
>>85031504nahin /hmofa/land, the only hair you need is on your head and your faceonly a WEIRDO or FURBOY has arm hair
>>85031515who?
and the worst part that you can't bake a proper thread cause it will trigger shitter even more and we'll have another week of split baking but with feralfaggotaryjust can't fucking win with this faggot
>>85031515Yeah, yeah yeah...
>>85029122I really appreciate how clean your line art is for pen and paper work, which makes it a lot easier to color. But, her face looked too dog like so I edited that, I hope that's not too rude of me.
What a shithole
Someone give me one last good lorepaw drawing for me to edit
>sorry haircel, but in the real world, the BALDIE gets the waifur
>>85031558The other Blasto pic to make it a setKeep the Crocs on... it's funnier that way
>>85031558even bigger breasts and protruding_nipples
shitposter thread please don't post anything that has any value
>>85031577honestly forgot this girl wasn't from parasolar
>>85031562>tfw you can only get girls if you're bald, featureless and like one of those posing mannequins people use for artfuck.........how am I supposed to match such unrealistic beauty standards?
>>85031546>>85031557>30 seconds apart4chan Pass User
>>85031577>>85031588Well which one would be good, I'm indecisive
>>85031604shame we don't have a fidget hmofa story, she's cute
>>85031386>>85031467>>85031513>>85031588I NEED Cecil and Karen mating press.
>>85031599I get it confused too.
>>85031616skintight bodysuit ofc
>>85031588>>85031616here's a .png so it's an artifact-free edit
>>85031546>>85031383>>85031409>>85031557>>85031499>>85031446>>85031590u mad so sad
>>85031469Never ever. It's time to play OLD games.
>>85031638and he uses 4chan pass. LOL!
>>85031620we need more cute scrunkly critterwives and familiarwives in general, it's an under-utilized niche
So I edit Karen again right?
>>85031638go away
>>85031604It's not hmofa, it's mmofa (Mannequin male on female anthro)>>85031620Nimbats are cute, shame that there isn't a lot of art of them
I enjoy medium rare steak
>>85031391Built for Big Magyar Cock
>>85031665YES>>85031666you go away, SATAN
>>85031674In this economy?
>>85031665I wouldn't mind since I'm pretty sure her edit would require less time if it's just a breast touch-up with perky nipples. Blasto would be a full body redo and probably take longer
>>85031638People should reply to my post with hoopcat drawing requests and loona drawing requestsI can't draw but your ideas should still be heard and out there
post stupid women
I've started raping rabid yeens in Self defense when I get attacked on the anthro getto but it has only increased how much I get jumped
>>85031691>>85031706Nivea getting her giant blue ass spanked.
>>85031694>>85031637So do I edit Karen only having her boobs exposed or fully nude?
already forgot if I posted this with the shading but I'm pretty much done with it now I think. Maybe in the future I'll color it if I feel like it.
>>85031722nononono, bodysuit still on with her big fat nipples protruding from it
>>85031722Top reply here, I'm not the OG requester but I believe he's asking for her clothed, with her boobs larger (I don't know by how much) and for her nipples to be bulging through the fabric like she's horny
>>85031713>guys what do I do this hyena chick keeps standing next to me at the gym>I tried calling her a yigger but that only seemed to make her like me more please help
why am i even tryingi should just go to sleep
>>85031722Flat karen
>>85031371>>85031391You know she dumps her cunt to the sickest /ss/ doujins on the market. Probably has three or four boxes full of 'em, including rare and out of print ones.
>>85031740God her legs are so lovely
>>85031756Oh well if that's the case then I can edit Blasto too
>>85031795Why is it that half of the hmofa doujins out there are ss
>>85031740she looks like her artist gives up on the thread and draws her getting gaped by equine dick to get back at us
>>85031824Double fantasy of having your fluffy cake and uohing it too
>>85031740FEED HER NIGGA
>>85031824I feel like it's a balance of shota, loli and vanilla at this point, loli being the one with the least
>>85031740this speaks to me. it seems very candid
>>85031843sad...you'd think lolifucking would be more popularthough I suppose mommy kinks beat that one out more
not very subtle
>>85031756Well I don't know how to make her nipples perking if her boobs are directly pressed on the dirt
>>85031740your girls always have such a heavy look to their face. i hope they are sleeping well. pretty >>85031824it ties back to mommy stuff for me, but there's different cases depending on how you self-insert. for a turbo degen like her, I think it comes down to the sheer number of years she's isolated herself (to the point of being half-nutty) and some terrible, misappropriated desire to experience the young love she missed out on. as well as defilement; she strikes me as harboring some gnarly bad fetishes that are kept locked up tight
>>85031775>>85031886
I'm a concern troll and you know it becuase I just say dumb vague shit and don't reply to anyone
>>85031899make them curve upwards igi beleeb in you
>>85031371She's literally twice his age
>>85031945Out of ten!
>>85031899You put two small furrows on the ground behind her to show where her nipples have plowed through the soil.
Would a /collared/ humans and an /adhg/ anthro end up killing each other or would they cancel each other out and become a normal couple
Why the hell are there 4 threads?
jesus christ fuck you veeanon. you ruined katie for me forever now
>>85031899I would focus on their width desu, expanding both breasts outward on either side so that it gives the impression of being larger, but they're still compressed to same degree as they are now and are just being more squished. Then the nipple bulge can be applied down on the line where the base of each breast contacts the ground. If the breast enlarging doesn't play out well, I assume the requester would be alright with just hard nipples
>>85031977Board is slow today and they just won't bump off
>>85031979Vee is Optijams self-insertHe want to be the anthro woman and get fucked by human cock so bad
>>85031977we're the fastest general on the board
Bravil is such a shithole I swear to the nine, I've lost count of how many times I walked past the local skooma den and a skoomed up khajiitess tries feeling me up while I'm trying to read the black horse courier
>>85031977Some people like dominant waifurs. Some like submissive. Some like exotics. And we're the general thread.
>>85031963When Dell was 12, Katie was 33...
>>85031977Tranny janny is slacking.
>N-No you see it's just Japanese culture, they all look this young it's normal for them
>>85031997They should give us our own board
>>85031979zaq draw katie doing that one fucked up cory face in someone's car (her ass carpools anyway)
literally hmofa board
>>85031967>powerful and dominant human male warrior>powerful and dominant anthro female sorceress>they both initially try to break each others wills>then they try to kill each other>realize that's they are both too evenly matched>realize that's its actually really nice to have someone of equal power around that they can rely on to watch their back>form a strong relationship built on mutual respect of each other's capabilities and the desire to dominant weaklings togetherLiteral power couple.
>>85032001Bravril
>>85032001We all know who gave you that latest print of the Black Horse Courier, you don't have to pretend otherwise.
>>85032055these 3 threads have x2 the activity as the next 5 most active
>>850320554 threads all about incest...
>>85032037She's such a shut-in that she probably HAS sat Angela down and gone on this unhinged pseudo-cultural spiel about Japanese people and shotacon culture, then goes on to state that raising the age of consent is "globalist cuckshit" or some dumb phrase, but that Japs will gladly accept it because they're all into getting cucked in addition to prepubescent kids.
>>85032037>>85032107Shut the fuck up bruh
>>85032055Weren't blacked threads the most active? There were like 5 at a time and always at the top.Did they die with USaid?
>>85031741Well this is the best I could do, it looks kinda off
>>85032139No it's always been dft and aislop
>>85032139No joke most of them are kept alive by a single severe porn addict or a bot.
>>85031904They're all troubled to some degree. The one who gets the least sleep is probably the wolf girl I drop sometimes. I should practice other expressions, really.
>>85032107katie's criticism of japanese porn culture is what makes her feel like she's above the average weeb since she's willing to actually say itexcept that also makes her look like a nutjob because none of her proposed alternatives are even logical and simply fit whatever fetish she has
>>85032145Anon's request doesn't make a lot of sense considering the position of the breasts.
>>85032145Not OR but I'll take those giant gougar milkers any day.
>>85031359Nivea is so fucking hot
>>85032198Actually she looks kind of snowy
>>85032145Nipples increase overall breast size, noted
>>85032170I feel like she probably hasn't been able to make a logical critique of anything since the 2010's. I feel bad for the poor girl, even if she is a victim of her own inaction.
Big doughy furnigga asses
>>85032145Imagine she finds Sneedsel and the first thing she does is tackle him and rub her giant sloshers all over his body...
>>85032207Maybe her ass is fat to stay warm better like seals but with her ass
>>85032212she turned off her milk inhibitors
Your waifur wouldnt want to have sex with teen (you)
>>85032265Damn bruh fuck you saying
>>85032256Nice and fat in all the right places. Jiggles nice and makes a perfect pillow.
>>85032265This is false and I have proof
Do we have any stories with the MMC being some sort of mage? Pshycher/psychic/cleric/sorcerer all count. I can only remember physical/soldier MMCs, the only exception is the sorcerer from In Opposition.If combat/warfare/power is involved, do you prefer the MMC being a physical fighter, or a mental/magical one? Most dragon HMOFF stories have knights, but knight X dragon is a staple. I think there are some ADHG stories with a cleric or mage MMC? I don't particularly care for ADHG tho.I just want a normal HMOFA story with a "caster" MMC.
Tired of it>>85032468Lmfao
Is life even worth living?
becoming the sugar daddy of a mentally unstable girlfailure college dropout
>>85031577Oopsie
>>85032450I am a big fan of the jack of all trades MMC, but the problem with this archetype is making the protagonist too competent at any given thing. Basically, someone that utilizes all they have available in resourceful ways that can positively influence any situation they're in, but that on their own will rarely deal with the problem directly. Great bedrock for a cast that supplements the gaps.
>>85032450I'm working on one, but I'm trying set something up where he is somehow limited in his spell casting abilities but regains it as the story progresses. I'm trying to make it litRPG esque without including actual level ups and stiff
>>85031979>>85032043I am simultaneously sorry but also believe it is entirely true
>>85028391>Anon being swooned over by every woman at work because of how incredibly stylish and high quality his clothing are. Turns out his wife is a spider and she does everything by hand. They get so much silk because he's a freak for her abdomen and can't get his hands off of her at home, squeezing and kneading it every time he can.Been thinking about writing something with a spider... I'll definitely do this one today.If anyone else has any greentext ideas, hit me with 'em and I'll pick one or two more to do.
had a horrible thought where in /afohm/ they imagine humans to have the same genitalia as males of their own species
The thread finally slowed down
>>85032617See, that sounds like some sort of a tinkerer. When people hear "jack of all trades" they usually hear "jack" and think you're from sharty. Past that they will expect a gish of some sorts ala picrel.Your idea seems to be more in the mental part. Or do you mean that he's good with guns and swords too?>>85032675I'm working on one too, more of a natural progression stuff, I really dislike litRPG. I hope yours will be good, but they very often aren't.>>85032879Is it like a reflection of artists just slapping human genitals on all anthros?
Any word of the Mongolian horse warrior waifur?
>>85033090What does she ride.... Another horse?
Anyone have the hmofa wiki link
>>85033039>Is it like a reflection of artists just slapping human genitals on all anthros?yes
>>85033144No but do you want the hmofabooru link instead?
>>85032617You see, this is exactly what I'm trying to deal with.Right now I'm thinking of having him have a head injury and under some kind of curse that prevents him from being healed in any normal way, then slowly regains his abilities through some alternative form of healing
>>85033122Her human male. Dumb frogposter.
>>85033039>Your idea seems to be more in the mental part. Or do you mean that he's good with guns and swords too?Sure, but not good. The ideal JoA is competent at everything but not an expert at anything, so ideally he would need to be inventive in the ways he approaches situations and combine his proficiencies to achieve results.I'm speaking broadly since the archetype can be applied to any setting. Perhaps a space crew's captain, for example. He can lead, repair, fend off for himself at close quarters or range, et cetera but he still needs a crew with experts.It's what makes them a thinker.
>>85033152Sure
>>85032450Emrys from Last Root Of Ngnun
>>85033144https://wiki.elarriero.org/
>>85031501Hmmm, it would be funny to have them raging at each other......
>>85031555Shit knew I forgot to respond to something!No prob, fren! I don't mind the edit, even just coloring it is transformative, so not much different than a small edit.Thanks for coloring it, though!
>>85032617In my story I'll eventually give out an entire explanation as to how the MMC will be a jack of all trades, master of none, but ultimately the drawback is that while he CAN use any element, his proficiency and firepower with any of them is much, MUCH lower than characters who have a natural connection with one element in particular. I think that's a pretty good way to balance it out
>>85033161love maned wolves, very cute
>>85033341the way of the classic red mage
>>85032043
>>85031359rat sex
https://x.com/LegitMiniPaintn/status/2093809035824759263https://x.com/LegitMiniPaintnI fucking miss xcancel so much.
>>85033439filthy, stinky, disease ridden fleabag waifurs...
>>85033452But hey, these are neat.I'll post the rest in /adhg/, more fitting there.
>>85033426Does zaq use the thread or is he only in the Aggie?
>>85033452goyimx.com works for me
>>85033439
>>85033500He lurks.
>>85033500I'm generally lurking and not trying derail anything. chiming in where applicable. Someone else has been posting the stuff I draw in the aggie here, but I posted the one you responded to.
>>85032450I'm planning a project where the protagonist has a gish setup (spellslinging + cool magic sword). Still very much in the early stages though.
I will say I'd like to see Peace/PaintAnon draw non-feral Minhee
scheming fox wife
>>85031740Cute
>>85033259Big Hat
>>85033534I like your fat cat a lot.Is the other girl a dalmatian? How psychotic is she?
>>85032450i actually want to make a spellcaster/mage human, just need to sit down and write it like everything else i have planned
>>85033649I'd like to see more of any of his hoopcats besides the feralish one desu
>>85033649T-that's not... feral Minhee, she's just, um... FAT! She's ALWAYS been that small... YEAH!
>>85033747SameBRING BACK THE "TALL" ONE!
>>85033732You can tell the power of a magus by the circumference of his hat brimor was it diameter?
>>85033747>>85033757For me it's braces
>>85033747I like all of them.I actually want people that made other hoopcat characters to make more with them.
why has the mental illness rate increased so severely in this general as of late
>>85033800Holy fuck that ASSDAMN
>>85033800holy gyatt
>Wife and I have a human bull>She gets pregnant and gives birth>Turns out she has another human bull on the side neither of us knew about>Main bull finds out>He's pissed and demands a paternity test
type of shit that makes frogposters look bad
>>85033039Yeah, I'm basically removing all the RPG elements, except the existence of a luck stat (his is 2 ,hers is 9), but using the RPG setting.>>85033631What the hell is a gish
>>85033864I feel like this is a reference to something
>>85033800Does anyone like asses like that? The first thing that comes to mind are those obese negresses with stage 4 cellulite
>>85033890Someone who does both physical and magical combat. The term apparently comes from old DnD and just stuck around.
>>85033736I'm glad you do! Yes she's a dalmatian and to be honest I don't really know myself! I'm still balancing it out through the media. I wanted her to have the energy of this fairly affluent and pleasant individual with a bit of dark yandere vibes. Someone who just got out of a psyche ward on a clean bill of health, but is still dealing with the issues that spawned her psychosis in the first place.
Shhh you hear that? Nearly all the shitposters are in bed. Must be quitting time in Bombay.
>>85033631if this is you, RA, how do I get in contact? I would like to commission sprites to make this into a proper hmofa game.
Thinkin' about Lyudmila again, postin' this again.>In backyard, shoveling away snow>Suddenly hear loud music coming from inside>I immediately know what this is>Finish shoveling and head inside>Walk over to the computer room>Slowly, quietly creak the door open>And there she is, my beautiful tiger wife...>Hands gripping the steering wheel controller, feet on the pedals, frequently moving a hand over to the shifter and back>Electronic music fills the room as she drifts around a corner in that computer game she loves so much>Nobody but me knows about this little past time of hers, and I'm perfectly fine letting it stay that way>"Hey hun.">Her head jolts up in surprise and she turns around for a second>"Aх! Oh, you scared me Moй любимьiи.">"Sorry hun, didn't mean to.">She turns her gaze back towards her game, wincing for a second as she does>"Ah, блядь... This pain. Anon? Would you mind rubbing my shoulders a bit?">Anything for you my love." I reply>I walk over and start gently massaging her shoulders as she continues to play her game, the sound of the music still blaring throughout the room>In these moments, where it's just me and her,(and her driving game, and the music) I feel a deep, immeasurable sense of love and peace>"Hey Lyudmila?">"Дa? Aнoн?">"I love you.">She smiles softly"I love you too."I should do something with her again.I am aware the drawing sucks.
>>85033949I guess that describes my character. Military Battlemage, but separated from any military formation, which creates a further disadvantage, since he's used to either supporting infantry, or having infantry to screen while he focuses on combat.
>>85033757any ideas
Whatever man... hmofa
>>85034067Her trying to find the right size of lingerie
cowabunga, dude!
>>85034038I couldn't find the screenshot I took of her info but i find the original post on desuarchive.>Her name is Lyudmila, she's 44, (DoB April 3rd 1981) 6'1" and 178 pounds and FLUFFY. She was in the VDV from 2002 to 2008, never got deployed to combat, but being a paratrooper still completely fucked her back and knees. She emigrated to the United States in 2014 where she met her (human) husband, (he's 10 years younger than her) they've now been married for 5 years and live together in rural Minnesota.>She is a very kind woman, a practicing Orthodox Christian, and gets along with almost everyone and has a good reputation. She loves baking, and has a hobby of hers that only her husband knows about, she had him set up something on the computer... She likes to listen to Eurobeat and play BeamNG.Drive and pretend she's a legendary street racer. She also likes electronic music in general, such as the works of Jean-Michel Jarre.>Almost forgot to mention, she's originally from Primorsky Krai.When that anon originally got excited at the prospect of VDV tiger, I don't know if this is what he was expecting, but I hope he liked her anyways.I was originally going to make her different, but it changed as I was doing it I guess.
>>85034001Repeat offender vibes lol
your rodent wife sir
>>85034091or trying on something that used to fit her 10 years ago
>>85034019Yeah it's me, and that sounds pretty cool! I haven't done commissions before but I'm interested in the idea. My email is rckflabndn@gmail.com
>>85034137Ahh... Would.
>>85034062
>>85034086sex with this bunny
I've started to prefer kettle cooked chips
>>850340672 page strip of her ridiculing other hoopcats by picking stuff up from the top shelf and then seeing normal human shelves for the first time.
>>85034204LMAO I'll second this
Why didn't any of you tell me the Space King video was out?
>>85031359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNht74Le_FASpace King is up!!!!
>>85034131Yeah I kinda want her to be obsessive about things on an internal level. Less in that extremely vapid way but more in the self critical way. I want her to always be aware of people who are "Better than her" in her own perception and then I want a majority of the people in question to get into mysterious accidents that ruins some element about themselves
>>85034249Already saw it, loser! >:)
>>85034273Lorepaw, you better be working on some fanart right now.
>>85034305Nope, the other unc that likes Warhammer (and draws.... And- it's spacewhale, I'm space whale...)
>>85034323Spacewhale, you better be working on some fanart right now.
>>85034323how could he not immediately tell from you using emoticons like a fourteen year old girl on myspace
>>85034172HOLY FUCKING SHIT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>>85034348EXACTLY! :P>>85034344FIIIIIINE!!
>>85034348Hey fuck you, I sometimes use emoticons too >:(
thoughts on breast_envy?
>>85034384Good drawing of that from here, but I can't find it right nowHad a flatty cow and a big titty lizard
>>85034384It's the breast- I mean breast- sorry, the breast...
>>85031396
>>85034305get my name out of your got damn mouth, librul...also you guys can have these boobs early luv u mwah
>>85034436I DEMAND A NIPPLE EDIT LORE
wish I had a fops wife and could just forget all the bullshit I have to deal with
>>85034436GUH
>>85034436I would not trust a woman over 40 that knows about yume Nikki
>>85034476katie would know it probably
>>85034476the context is that these are cecil's plushies and she steals them because they smell like him
>>85034436Are those Cecil's plushies or hers?
