/GYWB/ - Girls You Wanna BeThe place to fantasize, discuss, and RP about being the girl of your dreams, or Anon's!Be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a sexy witch, big titty rapebait, a bratty loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy or whatever you fancy here! Elves, anthros, monstergirls, demongirls, all girls are welcomed to the thread!Big butts EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85014550/
Hmmm... bigger
Ah...Ha....Haaaa....ACHOOO!>Sniff sniffSorry anons, I don't know what's come over me, I've just been sneezing so much lately. Hope I don't give you guys anything. It's not a nice one, I feel super weak lately because of it. And it feels like I'm getting vertigo or something because the ground keeps feeling closer than usual.
You had me at butts
>>85033939Softer, firmer, rounder.
>>85033958You good, bro? Uh... Sis?
>>85033939>>85033976Hmm... i don't remember the song going like that...
>>85034037You got the soft, firm, and round going on just fine, though.
>>85033859>Big butts EditionEat them.
>>85034054The best view when she reverse cowgirls you.
>>85034028Bro, obviously? I mean, I know my voice is kind of fucked at the minute but I'm obviously a guy, right?ACHOOO!Eugh, this is a really bad one. Don't come too close so I don't accidentally... acci-- ahhhAhhhACHOO!Accidentally sneeze on you>Sniff sniff
>>85034071Do you like watching the cheeks bounce, and the backdoor wink anon?
>>85034098Assholes do nothing for me but the cheek bounce when [you] ride is hypnotic.
If you became a girl overnight, how would you keep it down there? Bush, shaved?
>>85034144Bush, just slightly trimmed.
>>85034144Probably keep it shaved. I wanna see what I got down there, after all!Better than seeing what I've got down there irl right now, at least.
>>85034054Dangerous butts...
>>85034093Well, uh... I still think you lean more "sis" than "bro?" On account of the breasts.>Sneezed on!EWW! Gross! Get a hankercheif or something, would you? You'll give ME a cold!
>>85034144I'd go a step further than shaved.I hate the idea of body hair but laziness and the typical expectations that boys don't get it removed (And living around some rather judgmental people in that regard) have kept me from getting rid of it irl.But as a girl I'd have the perfect excuse to just get rid of all of it to the most permanent extent possible.
>>85034225Dude, I don't have breasts, I'm just sick, okay!And I'm trying not to get it on other people... it's hard though it just sneaks up out ofACHOO!Nowhere>Sniff sniffSorry dude, here I'll get you a tissue.
Dont leave mommy all alone
>>85034258Gross... you really need to learn to cover your mou... ou......ACHOO>SniffAw, dammit, man, now look what you've done...!
>>85034165Would eat out and breed.
>>85034332Ah! I'm sorry! I probably shouldn't have come to the thread today knowing I was sick... are you okay? I have some like, anti flu pills you can have, but they haven't been helping at all. I've just been sneezing so much, and my body feels all achy and all over the place. You should probably sit down, I think it comes on super fa--ahhh AHHHH!......Phew kept that one in. It comes on super fast though.
>>85034338That's exactly why I want bush. Cum clinging in pussy hair after fucking is a big trigger for me.
>>85034409I've already sneezed, but, man, I see what you mean, I'm sweating like a pig, and my head hurts...ACHOO!Urgh... Yeah, I'll... take a seat.>Down I flop, head in handsUrgh, now I feel super shitty.... Is this sofa bigger than usual?
>>85034144Keeping that shit a bush, just imagine a guy grabbing a handful and pulling you in close, unf~
>>85034437No? Same sofa as ever!Although you're definintely looking more than a little off right now... damn it must be hitting you hard.>sniff sniffWeirdly I think I might be starting to feel better? Not that it''ll be much comfort to you, I had it all week.ACHOOEugh, never mind, maybe not.
>>85034510Like I said, man, you look even more off.. did you grow your hair out? And, I SWEAR you look weirdly.. girly?>ACHOODammit! Urgh, I feel so damn off...
>"and then they realized... they were no longer little girlanons. They were little womenanons."
>>85034644That's an impressive load.
>>85034599I mean yeah I kind of need a haircut, I guess it did grow a lot whilst I was ill... actually I think it came down pretty quick... maybe a side effect? I heard they have some weird viruses these days.Do I look girly? I mean I lost weight too, so maybe it's just that, right? Besides, speak for yourself, pretty sure you're so ill your hair changed color! Never seen that before.
>>85034680My hair? Okay, so you must be delusional, too. I mean, have you looked down recently? I swear, man, you have breasts. Seriously! I think that cold has... I don't know, made you girlier?
>>85034410It also just looks plain nice. I also love groping women, sliding my hand down their panties and feeling the hair on it as I go lower.
>>85034702Eugh, maybe? I mean I have been very sick so I could be seeing things, but I swear it looks like... orange or something? Kind of crazy.>Sniff sniffNo way, I don't think I could have grown breasts. Like I said, I lost weight, it's probably just hanging around weirdly, it's not like you can grow tits by being sick!Probably.
>>85034741I'm thinking about feeling you hot sweaty body over me and your crotch grinding against my bush as you hilt yourself.
>>85034775No? Obviously brown. I mean, come on, man. I think you need to get a nice cold drink and relax. Maybe we could book into a sauna or something? Those are great at getting colds out.
>>85034881I think first I would tease you, rubbing my length on your bush, letting you feel the weight and warmth of my body on top of you until you are practically begging for it and I finally lift up your legs, place them on my hips and prepare to pound you into the mattress.
>>85034958I'm easily teased. You don't have to make me beg, I'll do it anyway because I know it makes you harder for me.
>>85034918I dunno man, that's a very light brown! And it's clearly longer than it was before. Guess you really did get the same thing I got...But I think a hot drink would be better. I've been chugging so much honey and lemon this week too, it's definitely affected my voice!Sauna would be nice, but I dunno if I'd risk that! What if you sneeze on some other people too. I already did it like a few minutes after seeing you. Honestly, it was kind of wild actually. I've been sick, but the second I saw you I was sneezing non stop. and now I'm just back to regular ill.
>>85035036But, how does getting a cold make hair longer? I mean, look, I'm barely even sneezing anymore! My face is just burning, and my perspective is all skewed... Things look weirdly big... yeah, definitely same as yours. It's so weird... I mean, I've been fine talking to you, so? What? Am I cured? This disease is strange. At least it's just some sneezes and disorientation.
>>85034644>"A vagina? Oh, a vagina~ Well la-dee-do-dah, Miss Frenchwoman.">"Well what do you call it?">"A fuckhole."
>>85035162I dunno! It's just a weird disease I guess.>Sniffle sniffleAnd I feel like my perspective has got a bit better? Like, things are a bit weird, but you seem the right size now, so maybe that's a good sign for me.But your hair is definitely not brown dude. Look at it, that's orange.
>>85035201It's a good word.Girls got a hole they use to fuck with. So a fuck-hole. And feels nice to fuck. Nothing shameful or derogatory about it.
>>85035237What about second fuckhole?
>>85035259Let's leave that to experts.
>>85035227Well, since when? I definitely don't have orange hair. Orange hair just.. isn't natural.And what about YOU, then! Look! Down! You! Have! Boobs!
>>85035276What are you talking about! I! Don't! Have!>My hands drop to my chest to emphasize the coming point>Squeeze squeeze>I paused suddenly>Squeeze squeezeHoly fuck, these are definitely boobs aren't they.
>>85035327That's what I've been saying the entire time! But, I mean, you're a girl, so... obviously, you have boobs. You must have has them all your life, so why are you so surprised? Next you'll be telling me GUYS have boobs, hah!>Though I DO obviously enjoy watching you squish your tits. Niiice.
>>85035390>>85035327You two ladies should definitely go to a sauna, it's great! I have never gotten sick once since I started going and I had a pretty bad flu when I went the first time and poof it was gone!
>>85034284Leaving a lady all alone sounds dangerous...
>>85035390But I told you, I'm not a girl!Or at least... I wasn't>My hands drop a little further down to my crotch and my eyes go wideShit. Shit shit shit! I've been so sick I haven't been thinking about it but... it's gone.ACHOO!>>85035483>Sniff sniffSorry dude, I didn't see you there, I think I just...ACHOO!God, I don't know why I'm sneezing again. Better be careful, I think I already gave someone a cold, let alone the rest of my problems right now!
>>85035483Ladies...? I'm definitely not a lady. A Sauna does sound nice, though... And you're a guy like me, so, it must be pretty good, right?>>85035614Huh? Then, why do you have boobs?>Oh, shoot, you lost your dick, too?Wow, this cold really turned you into s girl? HOW? And, like, how did you not even notice?
>>85035614>I quickly cover my face with my arms but of course that doesn't protect the rest of my body from your sneezeDon't worry, when I was ill I was sneezing everywhere too, so I ain't mad.But damn, that looks like a really bad case of the flu, are you sure you'll be fine?>I try to support you with my armsWanna visit the sauna, see if that... that... thaaaa- ACHOO! Oh dear...!>>85035637Oh, you're a guy? Shit sorry, didn't mean to insult you, 's just appearances can be deceiving especially these days, yeah?But yeah, saunas are great! When I was a young lad I would always get ill with all sorts of diseases, could barely leave the house. But one day I heard about how saunas would improve your health and since the day I tried I haven't gotten sick once! It's especially nice paired with a nice ice bath right after!
>>85035637I was sick, okay! I didn't exactly feel like jerking off or anything, so when was I going to notice? And I was feeling so shitty that I was sitting down to pee. >My hands are still exploring a littleFuck me... have you heard anything about this? Getting sick and turning into a girl? Because I mean...>I wave my hand vaguely in your directionThat orange hair is looking VERY long and silky now. And I'm pretty sure that's not the only thing shifting.>>85035825Oh no! Not another one. I swear every time a guy comes near me I just sneeze! And now you're sneezing too. Are you okay? Need to sit down? For me I came over all weak really quickly. I wound up trying to sleep most of it off.
>>85035825Well... Yeah? Of course I'm male. I don't even look slightly feminine, right? You know, I'm really down for that whole Sauna idea. Where's the nearest, wanna go?>>85035941Duuude, I didn't need to know that!>Gross...! But watching your hands explore your petite form is fine enough repaymentNo. No, I mean, that's impossible, surely? There's no way.>My hair... a hand reaches to grab it a second laterHm? Shifting? Like what?>The hair IS strange... so thick and silky...
>>85035540Oh! Ah! Youre getting so up close and personal