haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85020377habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
is it mean to not let my dog in the bedroom? i just vacuumed and i love my clean carpets and her hair gets alllll over them and she like rubs her butt its so gross. i can handle never having clean floors in t he rest of the house but at least let me have a nice cozy clean bedroom ughh
>>85034113i gave up on having a dog hair free life until they die
i wish a dog would rub her butt across my face
smooved my butt and now my farts are way too loud
>hergross
time to smoov your dog
i want to rub my face on doggy sheath and balls
>>85034158ok a boy would be better but the above poss said her so i said hertailhole and fuzzy balls are the best combo ever
>>85034185attay boy there we go
this thread is off to a really bad start...
meow
>>85034206its the opposite actually
>>85034238i knew you'd say that
>>85034222kibby
ruff ruff :3
>>85034256:3
i look really ugly today>inb4 >todayyeah, usually i can tolerate myself
>>85034369look at uglier people on the internet to make you feel better about yourself
>>85034206yeah. Guess I'll start posting wieners for no reason
>>85034403no it wont because i dont compare myself to others
>>85034416how can you tell you are ugly then you big dumdum i bet you are like so pretty and dont know because you dont compare things
Every once in a while when I get horny like now I briefly think about downloading Grindr or whatever and finding some ass to fuck but then I realize how much work that would be and I lose interest.
>>85034408can i lick it too>>85034445you can fuck my ass
>>85034440thats like asking how i can tell i live in an unlivable home without having lived in any other home
>>85034458Sadly you probably live 5000 miles away. Many such cases.
>>85034445I mean if you find someone you click with, the talking and flirting to get the ass can be part of the fun instead of a necessary evil
Here's a wosser I saved from one of these threads. Poss if this is your wosser post more please please please
>>85034503you don't know that you could live in a state best to mine
>>85034508it's immoral to post other peoples dicks without their permission
>>85034520>best to minenext to mine*
>>85034445Same. The spam and bad hookups are annoying but you might get lucky and find a fuckbuddy.
>>85034508i think i remember that poss. he seemed aggressively european
>>85034508wossing to when my ex posted his penis in here again thanks
i want to kill people
>>85034508posting poss dick pics isnt good... but anyway hes uncut so he probably isnt from the us sorry poss>>85034528oh hey i posted that poss last threadheres another one
>>85034526if it's posted in-thread it's fair game
wheres last thread
>>85034520Unlikely I've never met anyone on this thread who lived in my state. I mean there was one guy but that was 6 years ago and he was like 350lbs and he got really buttmad and blocked me when I said I wasn't into great big fat guys
>>85034607>>85020377
>>85034620well are you east coast or west coast first of all
>>85034633Northwest
>>85034633it's diapler bro
what's up with you guys and diapers and cages
>>85034729>what's up with you guys and diapersshitposters>and cagesmost posses are bottoms and lots of bottoms like cages for some reason
>>85034690That's a funny name but I'm not into poop, pee or diapers.
>>85034729>and cagescloseted trannies
>>85034780actually just subby faggots bro
>>85034780>closetedthe trans possums here seem very vocal about being trans
>>85034648yeah its over
did tou ever watch north by northwest
>>85034867i put it on one time but i didnt pay attention to it at all
>>85034508hes realy pushing down hard on his pelvis though
>>85034878ok well theres a bit where the main guy escapes from his hospital room and climbs through the window into a ladies room and she says "WAIT" and then puts on her glasses and says "wait~" and then the main guy goes "aaaaaaaeeee!" and points at her and i always thought it was a weird scene like maybe its a reference tto something
>>85034899andhis dick is still huge
stop talking about other guys
i need to stop being anxious of being left behindim so behind theres nothing else to be left out
>>85034959we live in a world full of other boysto not talk about them would be cruel
>>85034959okay babe sorry
>>85034959im other boysdont stop talking about me
>>85034816there are no trans possums there are no girl possums there are only guys possums
>>85034967im like 4 years behind roighly and maybe in a year ill be 5 years behind but we will see
>>85034773>doesn't want to get peed on by his pbfdiapler is nonposs confirmed
>>85034899If he's pushing down that hard and has that much 5skin left over I'm gonna need to see more photo evidence. You know. Just to make sure.
i wish posses would post my cock without my consent
>>85035008where do bibas come from then moron
>>85034852It's all good I just jerked off and now I feel no desire at all. Feels good to be free of goon brain.
>>85035056from eggs
an onion in a pan and then minced meat and broccoli and then like onions sauce or something?
>>85035037Pee is something I'm ok with just not really into. My hard no's are things that actually make me uncomfortable like abdl and poop. Like if I had a bf and he wanted me to pee on him I'd be like ok get in the tub stinky.
hi guys. a friend of mine sent me to this thread cuz he said someone here was looking for a pbf and i could be one for him?is that guy here?
>>85035077but one day soon i might visit the pnw can we meet up so i can suck your cock then?
>>85035154I'm pretty sure like 90% of this thread is looking for a pbf you're gonna need to be more specific lul
>>85035154*blackbags you and puts you in "the wheel"*
>>85035166he told me about it yesterday so someone from august 29th
>>85034157i need to shavei need to be lgbt goat character
>>85035192>lgbtthe word is faggot
>>85035192>lgbtthe word is pedophile
>>85035195YOU'RE a faggot>>85035210YOU'RE a p
https://youtube.com/shorts/DqGqmmQ4mrQ
>eggs
jewish
men
>>85035192>shaveDon't shave just trim. Made one of the worst mistakes of my life. In grown hairs are fucking awful.>>85035222>trips
naked men
in
>>85035339this mart's eyes are telling me to shave myself smooth
its my boyfriends 18th birthday so ill take him out to olive garden and pay for the meal
>18thgiwtwm
>>85035435how old are you poss
>>8503547924
>>85035184i love this opossum
>>85035435>olive gardenI'm a slut for those breadsticks and the chicken & shrimp carbonara. Fuck. Might have to go make some tonight.
I love you poss
>>85035490>boyfriend just now turning 18>24pedoposs...
>>85035490hot
>>85035517not anymore
not only are we going to ban gambling we're also going to ban games that are about gambling (with fake money) that seem to be played exclusively by streamers
>tfw never got groomed irl by a guy who already graduated college when i was 18why even live
youre supposed to graduate from college at 24?
>>85035490youre way too young to be dating 18 year olds
>>85035561i would be really worried he would just use me and leave me after but if he was really nice and awesome and loved me i would have loved to be groomed while i was under 18 by him and be with him forever
i wish i was 18 againor 24 again
if i dont have sex soon im gonna eventually lose the appeal of being young and the subsequent horniness it induces in older manipulative gays and its gonna get even harder>>85035602id be ok with either
the friend that came here for the pbf job is probably gone now
*muffled noises are faintly heard from my basement*
>>85035622yeah gone to get split in half by his new pbf
if you want to get molested so bad why not join the army
>>85035621>im gonna eventually lose the appeal of being younghow old are you poss
*raises tail*
*raises tail and starts stomping front legs on ground*
younger people puzzles me older people puzzles me people my age puzzles me
i dont feel good and i just want time to pass
>>85035155I guess lol I'm more of an ass guy every bj I've ever had sucked
>>85035756whore
my pbf absolutely MUST be able to do a convincing spongebob impression
>>85035733
>>85035793i miss him every day
>>85035793is miss the poss puzzle age so much
im yeen
>>8503565622...
>>85035817prove it
>>85035756well we can do everything or whatever you want
>>85035772I've only had sex with two people unless you count blowjobs and then it's 4. 1 girl 3 guys 2 sucked my dick and one fugged my butt. Last sexual encounter was going on 4 years ago.
>>85035827
>>85035854this doesn't seem very yeenesque
>>85035850Not at the same time just to be clear these encounters were like 5 years apart.
>>85035815nothing stopping you from making puzzies right now
>>85035904last time i made a puzzle nobody joined for it and i was unbelievably embarrassed
>>85035854hot and also giwtwm except not 18 yet
>>85035932>not 18 yet
>>85034945i have a small ugly penis thats why i said that, sorry
when you think about it your ass is basically a pussy and a man's armpit is also kind of like a pussy so realistically a trans man is only like a 33% increase in pussy
posting gay porn: https://litter.catbox.moe/44oehu.mp4
>>85036022very unrelatable
>>85036022i want to suck a man's penis NOW
>>85036022i do not like masc 4 masc
>>85035854me on the left
>>85036022erm this isn't a possum frolicking through the grass whilst whimsical festive music plays wtf
>>85036009his mouth is also a pussy and so are his feet when he presses his soles together
>>85036092i don't think i care for feetussy
>>85036114what if hes laying on his tummy scrolling on his phone or playing a video game or something while you go to town on it while he keeps telling you to hurry up and teasing you for being a footfag
>>85034087he's getting a belly rub>>85036022he's getting a nose boop
>>85036147hmm okay get on the bed i'm fucking your feet
i think im getting back into making poor financial decisions
i ate too much cookies i shouldnt have made cookies again
If there was one sexual fantasy that I'd like to do it'd be to fuck and cum in a guy and then shove a plug in his ass then come back and fuck him again later and cum in him again at least like 3 rounds or so until his ass is all gaping and loose that's pretty hot ngl
erm
If there was one sexual fantasy that I'd like to do it'd be playing and jerking off an actual horse's cock
>>85036551you can do that to me if you'd like
turbo puzzlevirgins could never wish to recover
>>85035969if you mention having a small penis you must post itthat's the rule
>>85036590Yeah but the problem is I'd also like him to do the same to me the day after and fuck me with huge dildos while I huff poppers like a degenerate (i am a degenerate)
>>85036643im all for being a gaped sissy faggot but i dont want to get brain cell damage by huffing poppers and i dont want my pbf to do so either
>>85035969>>85036625its true its a rule you have to post it now and include your balls in frame
>>85036470why did you make cookies again you should stop making cookies
>>85036651i wish i had boy thrusting into meand cartoons
>>85036686I used to use em a bunch but haven't in the last few years, never had any side effects from the good brands. For me personally it made anal feel incredible
i dont mean to brag but scorpions are like chips for me
>>85036762i had sugar and brown sugar and butter and flour and cocoa and eggs and i thoughti justim sorry im stupid and fat
I can't stop the lonelinessこらえ切れず 悲しみがとまらないI can't stop the lonelinessどうしてなの 悲しみがとまらない
>>85036805そうですね
i wanna buy some accessories like bracelets and a necklace
>>85036796if you make cookies youll eat cookiesif you eat cookies youll regret eating cookiesits pretty obvious
>>85036805https://youtu.be/irKAn82qzFY
>random guy follows me>follow him back because why not>he sends me a message and we talk a bit>ask him how old he is and he says 16>tell him that hes too young and im 24>he tells me he likes them older>tell him i dont like them younger but wish him good luck nonetheless >says 'thanks daddy'>tell him not to call me that and stop replying to himkids are weird and gross... but i guess i was kinda like that when i was his age too
>>85034113it is mean to not let your dog in your roomits is extremely mean to net let him on your bedit is mean and abusive to let he mount you he shove his knot up your butt
>>85036913>it is mean and abusive to NOT let he mount youis what i meant
>>85036938giwtwm
now give him a drink of pure wine to wash the figs down
now give him a drink of pure piss to wash the cum down
now give me a kiss
>>85037130mwah?
>>85037296mwah thank you
>>85036865you did good poss good job
tangled up in bleu!
>>85036865even if you're a weirdo it's just not worth it, ever
