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I hope everynonny has a nice day!

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So yall stroking those juicy dicks of yours right now? That's so fucking sexy.

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>>85036647
Yes but my dick is not juicy, it's small and pathetic. I'm cumming to hotties wearing gym shorts!

goin' down the road feeling' bad

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>>85036647
it's a lazy sunday and i got nothing else going on so might as well...

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Wincest!

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https://vocaroo.com/1imbg4m0C2v3

>>85036647
Yup, stroking my schlong from tip to balls. Would be nice if I had a anon such as yourself to watch.

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Looking for smelly trans gooner girls who will fuck my face and let me rim their dirty shitholes. Add me
koyukers.

>>85036647
Wanna give me a hand?

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Grok, generate me a switchy older woman with huge boobs, short red hair, and freckles please.

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Hii did you have a date with your fabue this weekend?~

>>85036987
What is a fabue

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I played "spin the bottle" at a party and lost. They dressed me up like this... it's some kind of Ruko Matoi x Pokemon crossover, no idea. Fuck, anons, it was embarrassing. Everyone told me I looked "100%" like pic rel even though I'm an older male.
The girls did all the makeup and dressing up. They got my downstairs to be so flat with a flat chastity cage and some tape. All the girls giggled and marveled at how flat they made my downstairs. "Omg it's flatter than mine!"

That wasn't even the most embarrassing part.
My male bestie - an anon I met through 4chan - was with me and I could see him visibly staring at me the whole time, blushing. We're both straight so it was awkward as fuck, and I don't know how our friendship will ever be the same. I think Ruko is his waifu and something just clicked inside him for a sec.

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Jerking it to futas...

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My penis smells horrible

>>85036987
where have you been all this time and yeah what that other guy said whats a fabue

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>>85037048
Really

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The urge to worship fat gross neets again...

>>85037086
like poopoo?

>>85037048
Cool fanfic. It's a fate go reference btw

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>>85037126
You may post your tag for me

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>>85037007
>>85037092
Oops I mean favie.

>>85037146
>It's a fate go reference btw

Tell me more, I'm not aware of it

>>85037192
WHERE WERE YOU

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>>85037086
GAH TO THE BATHROOM

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>>85037155
Wow a fat stinky neet that fast...
I'd umm, have to make a new account.
Can you at least tell me what kind of stuff you're into?

>>85037048

https://vocaroo.com/1ofid7UysggQ

>>85037126
I want to make your wear women clothes and then piss all over you.

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>>85037222
It'd be more funt o tell you privately, so get to work on that tag

>>85037213
The outfit is called dangerous beast

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I wish porn games were better sometimes...

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>>85037251
Fine, lets see if we click
n.toy.

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A rotating wheel. Turning an axle. Grinding. Bolthead. Linear gearbox. Falling sky. Seven holy stakes. A docked ship. A portal to another world. A thin rope tied to a thick rope. A torn harness. Parabolic gearbox. Expanding universe. Time controlled by slipping cogwheels. Existence of God. Swimming with open water in all directions. Drowning. A prayer written in blood. A prayer written in time-devouring snakes with human eyes. A thread connecting all living human eyes. A kaleidoscope of holy stakes. Exponential gearbox. A sky of exploding stars. God disproving the existence of God. A wheel rotating in six dimensions. Forty gears and a ticking clock. A clock that ticks one second for every rotation of the planet. A clock that ticks forty times every time it ticks every second time. A bolthead of holy stakes tied to the existence of a docked ship to another world. A kaleidoscope of blood written in clocks. A time-devouring prayer connecting a sky of forty gears and open human eyes in all directions. Breathing gearbox. Breathing bolthead. Breathing ship. Breathing portal. Breathing snakes. Breathing God. Breathing blood. Breathing holy stakes. Breathing human eyes. Breathing time. Breathing prayer. Breathing sky. Breathing wheel.

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>>85036986

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QrlzHtZEfQ

Sometimes (OH!)
Something beautiful happens on this board (Anon!)
You don't know how to express yourself so (and /dft/ yeah!)
You just gotta sing

I just got miiiilked!
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A nonny made me stroke my penis on discord
I just got miiiilked
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the paragraph ads days of the past

Have you ever gotten milked? I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it to the pictures
Anon made me do it, it literally just happened
Getting milked can make a nice day out' the shittest

Never guess where I just came from, I got milked
If I had to describe the feeling it was the shit
When I stroked my dick, man, my penis felt great
And I wrote a song parody after I was done

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Got milked, lewd pics, used his folder and the rest
Was sure nice of him to let me do that thing
Nice of any Anon ever! Now sing!

I just got miiiilked!
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A nonny made me stroke my penis on discord
Wanna tell the board!

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I want an anon to be my fagmommy and pamper me like his sexpest baby boy.

I'm 36 and have no sex drive left so I cant relate to any of this rampant horniness in this thread

>>85037461
What is a fagmommy...

>>85037488
I'm 40 and been extremely horny the past few years but ironically have trouble climaxing now.

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>>85037420
She looks VERY British but I'm gonna be honest I would fuck her into an early hip replacement.

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>>85037517
A male anon that acts a caring, horny mom. It's just hot someone who bears maternal instincts while popping a boner when I tell them how much I want to fuck their fagpussy...

>>85037518
That sounds kind of perfect anon, I love edging torturously, what's your tag?

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edging with anons to 2d,3d,big cocks,fur.bara,etc. Lets get our rods sticky together~

partiallyxo

>>85037637
>I love edging torturously
I do not personally. Sorry.

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i love working from home i just sit around playin w myself all day :P

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>>85037545
The fuck do you mean she looks British BUT?

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>>85037683
Same, I swear I was productive the first few years working from home but now its just youtube and nonny lewding lol

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>>85037607
I honestly have major fantasies about pampering a nonny and him rewarding me with his virile tadpoles in return, but it's really faggy...

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>>85037730
im soooo unproductive sometimes i take hour lunch breaks so i can get paid to have a boy over for a bj <3

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>>85037766
You sound like the perfect mom for me, anon... Do you have a tag? I don't mind getting really faggy with you.

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>>85037783
Getting to tease and fuck a cute boy during work hours sounds fun, you are lucky.