>Pay the fine EditionQOTT: Would you change jobs as an anthro?Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84943072
Fuck I need Judy to “arest” me
>>85040465Beat me by a minute. Similar themed Qott though, and absolutely would. Smuggling out some cute civilian in my sweaty protective gear, trying to tap into protective dragon instincts for that adrenaline boost with getting too possessive or inclined to claim them after.
First for being Impmon's plaything
>>85040848Don't know if I'm more jealous of her or of him
>>85040937I know I'd happily be in Renamon's position in a heartbeat
>>85040465>QOTT: Would you change jobs as an anthro?House wife probably...
>>85041226Housewife and breeding sow if I have anything to say about it.
>>85040465>qottI was going to say >>85041226but >>85041372is making me thinking a title like "cow" or "livestock" or possibly "seed bed" would be better
>>85041588Seed bed is actually a pretty hot and demeaning nickname, good job. But I want to be sweet, loving and sensual to my seed bed.~
>>85041686its also one of the pixiv tags I check
>>85041372>breeding sow if I have anything to say about it.I look like a dam Hog to you mate?
>>85041867Don't gotta be for you to be mine. You're just gonna have an extra big baby bumps and tits to match.
>POMF
Shit, that wasn't a normal trap...
>>85041980>Don't gotta be for you to be mine. You're just gonna have an extra big baby bumps and tits to match.I don't know anon... what's in it for me?
Hellooooooooooo!!!!
>>85044789Are ya lost?
>>85045083Omg fuck I didnt see the thread
>>85045212Heh.
>>85044593What? Nah, you look fine, just with some extra protective scalemail is all. You were a dragonborn before, right?
Honestly being a vixen would be cool doing all the spy shit being all sneaky running around nude like Raiden in mgs2
>>85045651Don't joke around! This isn't funny! This thing turned me into a fucking dragon!>My oversized body writhes on the floor as I attempt to get back on my feet, crushing the remains of my plate armor under my weight like a can.This better wear off! Why didn't you notice that trap? You're supposed to be a rogue!
>>85045864Woah!>I throw myself to the ground as a lashing tail takes out a chunk of wall where my head had beenWatch where you swing that thing. And all magic is temporary if you have the means, and you're a walking gold mine right now. And this isn't your armor supposed to nullify this sort of crap, like the fireball trap earlier? Cause from the glimpse I got of those runes, even if I could've seen them, I would've been just as fucked as you are.(Availability is gonna be spotty, just as a warning)
>>85045940A walking goldmine?! I'm a goddamn monster!>I roll onto my front, standing up... On all fours. I just stare down at my front legs as reality slowly sets in. My body feels so wrong, too long, too horizontal... Too flexible and strong... Brutish. My unfamiliarly long and prehensile tongue feels over the row of sharp, jagged teeth filling my maw.What the hell am I supposed to do once we leave the dungeon??
>>85046276Hey, hey! You're still a brutish armored beast of a man with what some might call a charming stubbornness. You just happen to have a few more scales at the moment. And some ladies like scales, thank you very much.>The passages and doorways out of this room are a little narrow for your, girth, but there is some room for you to maneuver and turn around at least>Though your prior erratic movement has me wary about getting closer, lest I get stepped on, pinned, or otherwise crushed like the very expensive armor you so leisurely demolished>Gonna take a while to get back the gold for that oneOnce we're out of here? You'll be relaxing, treating yourself to a little vacation while I take some horn and claw trimmings, collect loose scales, and try pawning them off. Alchemical ingredients are worth a fortune, and may be your best bet if it doesn't wear off on it's own... which it should! Plus, dragons are known to be intelligent, and whole cultures revere them. Have to get out first though.
>>85046481As if! The way I know them, they're snarling beasts that thoughtlessly burn down whole towns!>Though I'm a little small for that... More like something you would face in a dungeon's boss room. A lesser dragon, maybe?And your plan is to sell my body parts?? Are you serious...>Walking on all fours feels so wrong but it happens so naturally... One powerful claw after another smoothly plants itself against the tiled floor as I elegantly squeeze through the halls.
>>85046699So you're saying I should leave you here to reign over this dungeon then, before your urges to burn and plunder civilization take root? You'd make for a glamorous tyrant.>That would be preposterous and my tone shows it as I follow just beyond your tail, forced to stare at your backside>There is an elegance to your movement through the halls, enough bulk to prevent any from passing around you, and yet I haven't seen your scales rub up against anything>Aside from that, you seem rather slim for a drake, and your horns are too developed not to be an adult... though it may just be some quirk of the spell, ensuring you'd fit this place>Peeking under your belly from time to make sure you aren't about to step into another trap, I mutter under my breathBetter the parts that'll grow back than your whole body. Not like I'm asking you to sell your seed.>... Wait a secondYour body, huh?
>>85047039Believe me, I don't like thinking about it as *my* body either!My seed?! Don't be gross!>That's something I haven't even thought about... But I guess, I am nude right now. Though I can't feel anything down there. Dragons must keep that stuff inside.I'm not sure if those parts will grow back as fast as you think they will! It feels like these scales are pretty solidly attached...
>>85047404>Peeking under your tail regularly, my eyes drift->... That definitely doesn't look male, and would explain why your hips are so broad>And the scent tickling my own scaly snout under my bandana, it's quite... something...>Pretending I don't see something slick running down your thigh, that my throat isn't suddenly dry, and that all this might just be some trick in the dim light, I swallowUh... Dragons are magically resistant creatures by nature, so we need some income. I think I can safely remove some excess, but the alternatives are more jobs like this one, renting you out as a mount, and eggs.
I wouldn't mind being a house wife...
>>85048341With a plump ass for fondling?
>>85040465No need to bimbofy her
>>85048758she does need a chest desperately
>>85044789>>85045083I think that's one way for these threads to work
Woe, Curse of Horse be upon ye.
>>85040465>Would you change jobs as an anthro?Nah.
>>85049406Sex this NEET rat.
>>85049406>>85049463>your parents say you can't keep living in the basement after turning into a rat
>>85049639Sex this NEET rat too.
>turning into an oppai loli anthro
>>85050309I would take care of an anon like this and introduce messy paizuri as a form of "play"
>>85049702I don't have the money to be a neet>>85054433>obviously a cat
>>85054466Is not cat. Is good girl.
>>85054516hmm the shadow says "cat"
>>85054697Good girls know tricks.
>>85054801
>>85049406Based.>>85049639Skaven bitches deserve to be humped and pumped.
>>85040465>Would you change jobs as an anthro?Maybe. I don't know, it'd be kind of awkward talking to anyone I know as a stacked anthro girl. The whole situation would be really weird for everyone, I think I'd probably be a recluse for a while.
>>85056602>I think I'd probably be a recluse for a while.there are important reasons to do the opposite. You start by pretending to be annoyed by it, but say you're "trying to adjust". When your friends start teasing you about it, you use that to practice flirting and being suggestive. with that knowledge, you then do a slutty cosplay at a sci fi contention and let the nerds pick you up.
>>85054433
>>85057237next we get one where a weird angle and the fingers give a deer shadow
>>85058259Better yet, we get a deer.
>>85058646that just looks dangerous
>>85058677Dangerous, but effective.
>>85058646Uuhh... hey babe, great rack? But please don't fire those...
>>85058888Wtf is that face
>>85062355That button is holding on for dear life
>>85062305Presumably yandere deer (yandeer). She has an obsession, a dangerous one... or one she's more than willing to be dangerous about.
>"No one will ever believe you."
>>85054697giwtwm
>>85066577I'd be careful saying things like that, you never know when some trainer might decide to throw a masterball at you...
>>85070961Ma chère, this body has des problèmes. See! Il déteste l'anglais. And I AM faster than any ball. At least you have, formes généreuses.
>>85071757I don't speak Kalosian, but I think I get the idea. I can stop pokeballs with my mind, but if either one of us are caught off guard then we might be in trouble. Humans are underhanded like that. ...Also I don't think I'm the only one with "formes généreuses," Latias.
>>85072115Oui... The mind is quicker than the body. Can't catch the unseen, mais toi... You know their dirty minds. I may be, plump, but their thoughts will alert you the moment you are seen. De toute façon, le ballon rebondirait sur ce cul énorme.
>>85072589Oh I certainly do. Their simple, perverted minds go into overdrive the moment they catch sight of me. I guess you make up the difference with speed. Impressive with a body like that.I don't understand the words but reading your mind helps translate. The same applies to you, you know!
>>85072906Arceus merci, I'm speaking with a mind reader! Désolé pour le désordre, I've been too long in Kalos. And I'm aware I'm not 'aerodynamic.' Even from other pokemon, I've been hearing joke about my cheeks and sonic booms every time I pass overhead... well, when I spy, anyway. They're much more courteous to my face.And I didn't say your shape was a bad thing, did I? See for yourself.(Will try to be around, but got somwthing going on. Good to see Mewtwo around)
>>85073560Don't worry it's just surface level thoughts I hear without even trying. Your deepest secrets are still hidden. Yeah, aren't you from Hoenn? Then again I guess it makes sense you'd be the type to travel the world. Now imagine their thoughts being just as rude even when they're looking right at you saying the most polite things. Perverts, all of them.Well... yes, I suppose not. We should be proud of how good we look, even if it short-circuits human's minds with just one glance.(Gotcha)
>>85073903Considering all the dirty 'secrets' you powerful Psychic type like you must hear on the regular? I'm not worried. Just keep me from the wine.And you should know the younger legendaries are from all over. Hoenn is just where mon frère and moi are 'from', where we go to be seen.I suppose that is another thing we have in common though, no? Perverts the world over travelling just to catch a glimpse of beauty, and it isn't just humans. Those damn balls though.You know, I've tried donning outfits, in case I could have a conversation with a male without their eyes slowly glazing over, but it really didn't change much, and I had to ditch it to go invisible anyway.... Truth be told, I'm a tad jealous of your tail.
>>85068829always a great view
>you and a female anthro friend are zapped by a strangely convenient incan artifact>you change into a anthro babe>she changes into an anthro dude>moreover, you don't look exactly like her but you ARE built pretty much the same way she used to be>and she has the same build you had a few minutes ago...
>>85077604>Preempt any awkward sexual tension by jumping her bones
>>85077604I'd feel bad for them
everyone runs off again
>>85077604>>85078275Both (You) and her start apologising for the terrible body you've been saddled with, knowing every fault and ache and pain too well.Eventually the misery party peters out to more practical matters, how to move without aggravating that one toe that never healed right, what helps when this or that happens...... but as she (now he, in your body) keeps insisting that you (now she, in her body) are going to have backpain from standing in that particular way, you just... don't. She keeps saying you're just hiding it, but there is no pain.... As it turns out, you're not quite in each others' bodies, but in somewhat idealized versions of them.Subtly so.But healthier, and just a bit stronger, faster, more capable... and just a tiny bit sexier, as she realises you're half a cup size bigger than she used to be.(Magical bodyswap but both parties get body health upgrades and sex appeal upgrades.)
>>85079122Udders seem like one of the most awkward bits of new anatomy. Tails are hard too, sure, but sensitive leaky teats between your legs? Getting in the way of walking and even sitting?Plus, clothes are harder. Again, yes tails are an issue, but again, udders are far bigger and in a much more awkward position!
>>85080177This is a cute and hot idea, wouldn't mind seeing more of it.
You ever get the need to horde random objects or is it just me?
>>85040848I certainly would enjoy exploiting you with lewd, perverted useless and degenerate digimods.
>>85080177Trading wardrobes would be fun. >pass yourselves off as each other's relatives since you look almost the same but still different enough not to pass>"Your bras are a little tight.">"Or maybe you're just a little fatter than me!">why is she so upset?
>>85086137>get to the good stuff in the back of the closet>poofy dress, maid outfit, several corsets, megamilk shirt
>>85086971>"... Why do you have all this stuff?">"D-don't ask..."
>>85062305>>85063311secondary effect of sudden hormonal transformation
>be straight>tf into anthro girl>you are still straight>but since you're a girl, this means you like guysAssuming you didn't get hyper horny and hormonal, and your personality still remains intact, how long do you think it'd take you before you notice your orientation got inverted?
>>85088954As soon as I get a good look at my new body.So, probably within less than 10 seconds.
>>85088954I don't know about you but I'd be diving for the first pussy that wasn't my own.
