I need an Asa girlanon gf

giwtwm

>>85077737
nancy want to cuts off my zesticles cause she caught me touchin myself to another man but im tryina tell her i needs them to get into heaven

free lil durk

dicks get shoved in places you don't even remember

those just my little ladybugs

>>85077737
me right unironically

>>85078502
me left please

>>85077737
I used to do voice work, ya know

I was the first, original voice of gay zombie chris farley from the hit newgrounds series

and his names tooth acay

got a big chunk of beef out of my tooth

I pooped a tooth

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I fucking got banned from /soc/ for "offering payments for photos, webcam shows, etc"

When my post was an obvious fucking joke mimicking the indian catfishers that plague any online hookup community

I fucking hate jannies, they seriously need to fucking kill themselves for being so fucking retarded

ok

owned

imagine being so pathetic you post on soc

>developed gyno in middle school
>a girl I had been friends with since kindergarten humiliated me in front of the class by pulling up my shirt and smacking my gyno tits
>every day after people would grope me and moo

did they jerk you off in front of the teacher too

My brother in law was nicknamed "booby" as a kid because he was a fat fuck and his boy tits would flop around

Everyone called him booby, even to his face, until very recently because they had kids and it feels wrong to say booby in front of little kids

yeah sure your brother in law

my cousin booby

sperming my shirt

>>85078843
you are really cute

hey bill, did you get that memo-- ugh, what's that smell? is it this lamp? why do you have so many lamps?

beta more like faggot

you can tell god has a sense of humor because she sent us joseph smith

i met arceus
she's black

my cousin sperm boy

hi beta

my cousin's name is sperm boy

I have a cousin and his name is sperm boy

sperm boy is actually a really common name

does anyone want to give me a rimjob

>>85079926
yeah i think they're really hot

>>85079952
ok but the poopoo express might come to town while you're down there so keep your throat open

>>85079963
still into that

but, if you're thinkin' about my stocker
it don't matter if you're black or white

I'm so fucking high

>>85080053
my tolerance is so fucked

>>85078843
Cute troon

.wk

i love shitty in tub water its like my favorite thing

fuck my tooth man fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>85080098
take a t break retard

>>85080242
but it's hard

i wish i had a nice cup of my grandma's nigger water she'd use to make

that's not a thing

I have money for pizza or taco bell tomorrow yay wow

>>85080572
get taco bell cause i want there to be a chance you shit yourself

will it feel good on my tooth

will cum strengthen my poop enamel

need mouthwash

its on steam

cum tooth

be sure to stop flushing everybody

no mr. thompson dont put your fingers in there
thats where my poopy shit comes out of

my jaw hurts

I'm gonna take a knife to my gums

I LOVE BOYMODERS

if I kill myself my tooth will stop hurting in the afterlife!!!!!

gonna eat some salami and cheese

>>85081825
what if it hurts in the afterlife forever

should I watch better call saul again

>>85081868
only the first 3 seasons

>>85081868
No, the wire or sopranos is way better

>>85081875
that's retarded
>>85081876
yeah but I haven't seen those yet

>>85081881
fuck you asshole

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>>85081881
ok watch something new then

>>85081885
leather club's three blocks down buddy

>>85081888
dun wanna

>>85081847
can a nigga get a plate

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>>85081903
baby

>>85081910
no it's mine and only mine wehehe

i ate a bowl of lentils for lunch and its making my farts so stinky even half a day later

>>85081911
I prefer horse cock and only when it's combined with mori calliope

gonna go smoke a j, i'll tell you guys how it goes

I'm gonna pack a bowl and eat my salami yum yum yum hehe wahoo bing bing

does that mean we're getting high together

I guess

first I have to finish pooping though

can we get much higher

so hiiiigh

sawami and cheewese

>>85082041
extreme goals

>>85082041
i need to fucking kill myself

>>85081923
it's going pretty awesome bros

>>85082041
i couldnt be with a pooner but some of the scenarios are cute

I still haven't smoked because my poop is taking a while

>>85082071
cmon man im almost done here

>>85082041
i want an ftm bf

what happened to nue's ontan?

ok I smoked yay bing bing wahoo

>>85082125
suicide

>>85082125
i quit like an idiot

>>85082226
shitsub

>>85082246
yes i know i need to kill myself

>>85082226
why?

>>85082260
they made me poop on the floor too many times

>>85082272
nue do really be like that kekw

>>85082248
who are you sending to now

>>85082294
$chipotleofficial

>>85082294
no one!

>>85082319
why don't you go back to nue?

>>85082329
I just can't poop that much that often

>>85082339
bruh how much poop did nue request kekw

the amazing digital gooncave

>>85082352
never heard this one befoer

>>85082363
the amazing digital gooncave

im watching Rich Mass Killer Realizes She's Been Caught 8 Years Later

gooned to sssbbw nicole again

a world without weed is pointless

it was a simple chicago sunroof

maybe if I tear the tooth out with pliers it'll be poggers and feel awesome

i can feel the wind changing

I can feel myself breaking wind

pissed the gooncave again

I can feel it farting in the air tonight
oh lord

allah favors the compassionate

allah favors the farty and bloated

allah favors taking a drill to your tooth

I rinsed and it feels better

i asked and it feels better

taco bell in a few hours

>>85083133
are you planning to shit for nue?

I shit for myself motherfucker

>>85082319
why are you still here then faggot go away

fag fag go away come again another gay

I'm pooping and smoking weed

smoking and pooping weed

holy fuck my tooth hurts

>>85083579
dentist time

>>85083133
what are you getting

>>85083851
idk yet

im taking a poop rn

they used iphone kupi for a htn nerd edit i should have seen this betrayal coming

what should I get at taco bell

get something that tastes good then tell me how it tastes

like what

idk you tell me you probably go there more than i do

I've never been

stop the cap

How do you delete images i didnt mean to upload that

rinsed my tooth and got some weird gunk out from underneath it and now it hurts less

>>85084364
you have to uninstall 4chan and it deletes all images you've uploaded

>>85084366
go to the dentist

>>85084465
I'm not made of money bro

dont waste money at the dentist use it on taco bell instead

>>85084483
see this guy gets it

the games bottom

rinsies

I cummed my jeans

poop em

ok daddy

my tooth my tooth my tooth my tooth my tooth my tooth

I'm gonna scream

*blessing*

when i was younga just a bad little kid

can I leave a poop for her instead

it's crazy that teeth are legally allowed to hurt this much

>>85084945
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRdw_Qgwqc
hop this makes u feel bettr :)

not clicking your virus link wally

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but would you click MY virus link...?

when you have food and it smell good

gay

>>85085248
yeah probably

>>85085164
why didnt timmy wish for all the sluts in his town to suck his balls

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>>85085464
https://web.archive.org/web/20050306145153/http://www.bonzi.com/bonzibuddy/downloadbuddyfree.asp
make clickies for your purple monkey GOD, beta bitch

desperate

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>>85085638
that's nue's sub actually, get it right

that's poopy's poop actually, get it right

holy fuck my mouth hurts lmfao

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holy fuck your suffering is deserved lmfao

>>85085625
clicked goddess

all I had to do was brush my teeth but I didn't so now I get to be in pain haha wow!!!

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>>85085825
desperate

>>85085834
life is epic like that xD

>>85085625
I wanna click this

pooping rn and it's a big one for real

how big

i havent done it in years but clicksubbing feels so good its hard to explain just how good

one ticket to joker, please

>>85085967
there's a lot of it and it's very wet and sloppy

>>85085987
they should make a third one

they should make a joker that's all about him getting stuck on the toilet for a day with food poisoning

>>85085996
proud of you

I flushed but I still have to poop more

#stopflushing wtf anon

why do vtubers love fucking niggers and horses so much

what's wrong with a little blacked and horsed

that's what she said LOL

>>85085816
i wish i could hear about your sadistic desires

there's something so hedonistic about pooping

it's almost... erotic

pooping is like unlocking your ass chakra

taco bell is open now whoa

what are you getting

idk maybe the mori calliope special combo with extra horsey sauce

>>85086250
lmfao

like there's just something special about getting to bear down and shoot everything that's in your stomach out of your ass in a big messy splatter

i think all im gonna do today will be playing videogames and lifting weights

it's beautiful in a way

>>85085638
who was this pooner again?

who was this pooper again

who was this pooper again

I'm the pooper

pooping rn

sending a beta a letter with anthrax inside of it

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that's cruel
nobody should be subjected to such terrible music

me when kanny posts the music he likes: >>85086862

tooth hurt

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post a good song then
you won't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTFtOOh47oo

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you're trolling right
this is the blandest normalfag NPCslop i've heard in a while
methodically constructed in a lab to suppress any errant brainwaves that might accidentally lead to individual thought

kinda tired of this ontran rebrand bit

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wally you're a pedophile