Heaven babes EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85057892OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>85081061Good edition
>see spider in kitchen>decide to try and save it>put glass over it>it completely disappears out of existence >literally can't find it fucking anywhere I feel like I'm losing my mind
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
>>85081168Leave the spidah alone
>>85081204It fucking clipped out of existence like some Matrix shit
big spider booby
>>85081835Big Spidah booba is good.
I bottom to women
>>85081328Happens sometimes, the object disappearing glitch is often reported. Also happened to me, I dropped the inlay sieve of a garlic press once, I heared the metal sound of it hitting the ground, I turned around to pick it up and it was just gone. We searched the entire kitchen twice, it literally disappeared.
>>85081937I've heard of this shit happening and assuming it's just people being crazy, but goddamn, this broke my brain. It was a slow barely capable spider, yet it somehow vanished instantly and I couldn't find it anywhere
do we STILL not have names for val's matching moth bitches?
>>85081979Well RIP to the spider I guess.
is this true?
>>85081909Your dad I guess...
I envision that while they're both lanky boys Andrealphus would be a little more "fit" even if just for aesthetics where Alastor is rail thinDidn't really convey here since that wasn't the focus but here's the doodle
>>85082288I can see that.
Now that deer doesn't even make viv's top 5.....
>>85082548Why did Viv nerf Alastor so hard? He was such a great character in the pilot, what happened?
>>85082548who's her top 5?
MPREGging Sallie May!
>>85082288Meat abuse? Also why the short hair
>>85082288This is Good.Well done meat.I always appreciate a good birb.>Andrealphus would be a little more "fit" I agree. Andre isn't a malformed mockery of life as sinners are, and while Alastor turned out ok, Andrealphus has the ability to change his body while Alastors will likely remain the same. So Andre has the potential to be more fit.>UnlessThe interesting part of working out is it is damaging your body, so with Goetia having comic book tier regeneration (see Andre instantly healing from Stolas' beating) which seems to not be present on lesser demons (such as Hellhounds or Imps as we have seen Moxxie, Millie, Blitz, and Loona take damage that persists from non-angelic sources) I wonder if they can even get more muscle mass as the tears in their muscles would heal instantly. Or perhaps Goetia can just get super gains instead as their can just workout heal and repeat to become swole superfast. This is, after all, what early steroids allowed people to do (see Arnold and Hulk Hogan) as the old steroids just made the muscular micro tears heal much faster allowing them to workout far more than should have been possible without them.The MEAT man is large. What does he think? Not in body type preference (bird goetia should always have the twink body type), rather a hypothetical. Are goetia twink locked forever? Or could. in theory. the Birb acquire GAINS.
Killing Niffty so she respawns completely clean then tracking her down and raping her.
Spiking Niffty's drink then raping her in a secluded room.
Being loving to Niffty.
>>85083724I will not accept this around here
>>85084111It's Perry the Platypus.
>>85084298Do be do be do ba do be do be do ba
perry the plapybussy
>>85084550Classic /hhg/ !
>>85084844Pretty good for AI.
As a millennial hag I see no problem with this. It’s perfectly legal
>>85085040Understandable. I respect the hustle.
finally spood can eat
>>85082655Yee yee ass haircut had to go
As an old Zoomer I see no problem with this.It's perfectly legal
>>85085040I’m too old for this. It’s over.
>>85083442>>85083461Niffty abuse
>>85085685The bob is the cutest tho
As an Zoomer I see no problem with this.It's perfectly legal
>>85083724Adam abuse…
>>85087276Cute and canon
Fat fuck
Abel being over 5k years old is crazy to think about. he saw everything and still acts naive.And then there’s Charlie who is only a couple of hundred years old… the age difference between the two is crazy
abel needs an older womana sugar momma even
>>85088006
>>85081986Let’s call them the Valentinhoes
Who won?
*PLAP PLAP PLAP*Get pregnant now *huff* *huff* I love you so much
>>85083442>>85083461You cannot rape Niffty. She rapes you.
>>85088146Me with canon-aged Octavia.
>>85085040How old
>>85088547Lovely
>>85088134Neither. They should have stopped being retards and just fucked right there.
>>85088413Based?
>>8508879935
>>85088347Not if I drug her first.
>>85089391Damn.
>>85085748As a zillennial I see nothing wrong with this.
