haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85069514/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/Habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/posshouse: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
i like the one with the possum and then suddenly*scampers with urgency*
hi weird fat old guy here
going to the furry convention todayto try and be social
>>85082772I want to give him a haircut
i dont feel like socializing if theres going to be a bunch of normies there
so... i plan on buying a flexible sounding rodcan i still use an onahole while the rod is inserted? :|ddoes it make anal masturbation feel better?? >~<
i never watched poss' video i wonder if the 3 days ran out yet so i can complain
>>85083171i dont have any advice or desire for sounding poss sorry
>>85083301why not? i heard it (can) stimulate the prostate from the other side
>>85083484i have pretty bad luck as a rule and thats just the thing that'll slice open the underside of my penis, no thanks
yeah
>masturbate to childrens cartoons>start having better morals from the showi didnt expect that
>>masturbate to childrenO________0
>>85083817chill out, prude, its just a cartoon
>>85083817nobody said that
>>85083771>>85083817>>85083832bot posts
but now you don't fart so loud
>>85083877look i know it's early and the thread is slow but this is no way to bait for engagement
>>85083288i can reupload it but if you dont watch it after 6 days that's on you
>>85083894obvious bot post
there should be a rideshare service where part of the package is you get groped and or raped
>>85083171UTIs are in your futurealso you'll learn interesting things about how things can feel (not in a positive way)
>>85083998why
>>85084036because it make my penus feel funny
>>85084042hows your relationship with your parents
>>85084052Ummm good with one of them
>>85084065which onewhat about the other one
>>85083894does this guy ever sleep? or do anything other than shitpost in this thread all day and night? its a mystery
>>85084072not giving u doxxable info...
>>85084089yep sounds typical for someone with a rape fetish
>>85083906it hasn't been 3 days yet right? ill try to remember this time it's just when i get home i kinda...
>>85084126yeah its still up poss go download it while you can
>>85084258it might be a tonight thing... if i remember
posscoded
>>85084322i have a boner
>>85084336fagged out
im pooping rn
>>85084352thank you
>>85084375don't squeeze your registered nurse too hard they can only poop so much
days are starting to get warmer... the sun feels nice might end up being a bit less pale if we get more days like these
>>85082269you scraggly piece of shit
poss needs to chance his name to sloth
>>85085159>days are starting to get warmerits sneptember...
>>85085204southern hemisphere...
>>85085218i dont know what that is
>>85085218aussie possy aussie possy
>>85085234if you were to divide the world in the middle by drawing a horizontal line youd get up (north) and down (south) but due the way the world works the north would get cold days on december and the south would get hot days>>85085274ummmm... about that....
>>85085312how does santa bring gifts to australia then? does he have to take take his coat off whenever he give you guys gifts or do you have christmas on... june or april when its actually cold there?
>>85085334no the whole southern hemisphere has christmas on december like everyone else does... its just hot as hell and everyones sweaty and gross which is funny because you then have the seasonal christmas movies where everyone is enjoying the snow while its summer for us
>>85085393>everyones sweaty
i wish i was a vulpix with a cute bandanna
>>85085479i saw this in pmdg...
>>85085542me too. . .. . . ... :3
okay i reaaally don’t wanna go to work today
is there um any way to SEARCH on u18ch*n there's no way there's 60 pages of comics here and no way to search you have to click through every page right
>>85085729there USED to be but the people that run this sites are polycucks with gangrene that unironically like adastra and tsr and they cant run the site for shit
>>85085771>polycucks with gangrene that unironically like adastra and tsri know 2 of those words and i understood 1 of those phrases but im certain it's not the correct meaning of it. fascinating, it's a shame nobody can ever just run an image board properly ever ever ever ever
skate fast dump ass
walking outside and a guy walked next to me and i thought he was gonna take out a knife and stab me and let me bleed out and i felt my heart sink and all the strength disappear from my body and then he walked past me
I hate trying because every time i try i end up only being able to half ass it and then i feel even worse than not trying. I feel like other people are gonna be like "why did you even bother? what you did was actually worse than doing nothing" do you know what i mean?
it's incredible that absolutely everything has a scam. every site has a dozen fake sites that show up in front of it in searches that are slop coded and just have links to malware and shit. it's incredible how awful everything is now
drinking a capri sun rn. you jealous ?
>>85086112no because i had it once and can remember what it tasted like
>>85086061ABU isnt a scam :3
>>85086112i drank a lot of these when i was young and fat my dad would have them a lot when i was with himi havent had one in at least a decade thinking of them brings back really sad memories of what could've been
>>85086112i didnt like that even as a kid, juicy juice either
>>85086112hmph! not at all...!
>>85086179yeah it was kinda more watery than i remember. and it was gone in two sipsoh well it was free courtesy of the work snack fridge so no skin off my back
>>85086192i want to smooch his head and jerk him off
setting up a strawpage so i can be sent slurs and death threats for my taste in porn
>>85086246what's a strawpage can i have one
>>85085929i think that maybe that was an unreasonable line of thought to have
mine parten
am i pretty?
>>85086214its ok poss i begrudgingly eat or drink not so great things all the time when theyre gifts it just means youre a nice poss
>>85086361>begrudginglynot a real word
me n who
>>85086388perchance.
Drinking VossEating MossGetting LossIn the SauceBe the PossBe the BossHit a RossLittle CostHolocaustNever HappenBut I see a Op I cap im’And I’m FappingAt the Chance to Make It Realllll
>>85086388look it up
the southern penisphere
>>85086522woah
>>85086548now you can whip that bad boy out during your next smartposs post
give me a funny big or complicated word please
>>85086527the semen photospenis
>>85086575i will so, begragingly
possy no progress
>>85086584indubitably
wait all of you are actually losers for real, i thought this was a joke
>>85086694im only a part time loser they said i lacked the experience needed for full time
>>85086694brainwashing propaganda we're all actually really quite successful and billionaires honing our skills slumming it pretending to be mentally ill trannies
https://files.catbox.moe/8cmy30.mp4im a housecat
oreos are so fucking good, i should eat a whole sleeve of them and jump on my parents bed
>>85086872i love herbert thank you for reminding me of herbert>>85086881fat biba
>>85086694i’m a loser babyi’m a fucked up whiny little bitch
>>85086694not me im secretly really cool and rich and comfortable with my body image and sexuality and self esteem and i have a good relationship with my parents and im not scared of socialization and and and uuhhh..
>>85087085liar poss...
>>85087085wow i'm none of these things
wheres my trust fund nepo baby bf who likes me for my jokes
>searching for something on a game subreddit related to level cap>miss the a in cap then it search>get a massive fucking warning saying that what you're searching for is illegal and reportable to law enforcement>realize what i did>oh shit oh fuck close the app>open it back up and search level CAP so that the officers investigating me will know what happenedim boned possies, come visit me in the slammer
>>85086694yeah, all three of us
haaaaaaandsacross the waterhaaaaannds across the sky
i've got so much disposable income now that i've paid off everything and live with my familymaybe i should go to /biz/ and learn how to multiply it (or lose it)
keeping the incubator window fogged up huh?
you get that thang oiled down?
>>85087117that reminds of the funny google autocorrect thing of indians trying to make cp with grok haha
>>85087255ADMIRAL POSSEYNOTIFIED MEHE HAD TO CHANGE THE DIAP OR HE COULDN’T POO AND PEE
>>85087329investing your money instead of blowing on travel or whatever is a step in the right direction
>>85086740i however am a successful millionaire loser failure incel