haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85097724/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>85109907pokemon satiates that competitive spirit
meow
>>85110003doubt it
*pays $12,500 for a booster pack*
>>85110141there goes your disability money for the year
yeah lemme get a uhhhh hmph-mart
*tries to wash my cucumber without looking like im stroking a big hard cock*
>boss tells me to tell my underlings to do something >u-um h-ey guys, we ne>sorry>c-could you>sorry>they said we>sorry>i ne>sorry>y-youre going to have t>sorry>they wanted me to ask you to>sorry>sorry sorry sorry ill just do it myself hahawho in their right mind would put me in charge of anything im totally incapable and its worse than doing the actual work
>>85110427i tried showing this tough black guy customer how the suction cup phone holder for the car dashboard worked and totally jerked that thing off in front of him and he just left
>>85109727 #can you send me a link to that site please thanks
mart started dating a guy called walter their ship name is walmart
>>85110003no it doesn't because it's a baby card game for babies, mtg does though
>>85110010
>>85110010i bet this cat loves being sat on by obese men in houses where the ac doesn't work
when is the posshouse pokemon vgc draft league
bogemon
>>85110532you almost got a raise but you flubbed it
its my 18th birthday today!!!!!!
>>85110984*rapes you* happy 18th ;)
>>85110984
>>85110984how long were you underage posting?
>>85110984wtf is wrong with you
>>85110984biba
i wish i was 16 again and not almost twice of that
im over twice thatim overits over
>>85111200unf
Wossed 3 times yesterday haven't done that since I was a teenagernow my weenus hourt
>>85111263were you just in the mood, or did you find some really naughty stuff?
>>85111263when i was still young i would sometimes masturbate so hard it made my penis swollen for a day after
>>85111263do you want me to kiss it better
getting into japanese dilfs with huge juicy pecs and prominent nipples that poke through their shirts
>>85111288it wasn't anything too crazy my brain just had a weird horny day for some reason>>85111296i tore my foreskin doing it too much once>>85111305yes...
>>85111263when i first learned how to woss i could only do it once a day i remember that weekend i tried to do it really quick in the back yard once and spent probably 20 minutes frustratingly trying to cum and couldn't and looking back my parents could probably see my from the back window and just never said anything im so STUPID ive always been a low libido LOSER
i feel bad. bad-sad
I've had it with chuds.
im 24is that too old to go to college to do research
>>85111440your too old to do anything now im afraid
>>85111377nobody says this
coyote bf or roadrunner bf
wouldn't it be cool if adult life wasn't just like this cycle of working a job you hate and then being too exhausted and broke to do literally anything when you're not at said job
>>85110053are you going to sit here being negative again?
>>85111623is it time for you to interrupt everyone and beg for attention again?
i wanna be one of those fursuiters where they get interviewed at cons and have a really prestigious or high paying job and everyone in the comments says “wow furries are so smart and rich”
>>85111623ironic>>85111671also ironic, ironically enough
>>85111841ironic
>>85111841huh? im not being negative
i would suck that thing so hard
and so poss successfully got him to shitpost
i want to be a fox and have a fluffy tail and raise it for anyone who wants me to
>>85111902same
>>85111902>erps you into thinking you have a chance then friend zones you
>>85111864i try my best>>85111869nice try
sometimes i jork it up to 10 times a day do we really have boomers that cant handle 3
>>85111931im 31 and i do it once every 3 days now
>>85111869post whatever you want your aura speaks for itself you are not a positive entity
wossing rn
>>85111967you couldnt tell who i was until i told you. its you who are being sour, not me
>>85111990very ironic
>>85111931i don’t really have time for that
>>85111990you didnt tell anyone anything, everyone knows
ainobody got time fo dat
>>85111440>to do researchi go to college to get a paper so i can get a job
>>85112029no. there you go making things up again
>>85112054>no.concession accepted
happy skunktember possies
making sure your nocturnal batrick pbf doesn't get blinded during the day
>>85112042is it dumb to want to feel like i’m contributing to the progression of humanity in a minor way
>>85112146yes because humans arent cute doggies so fuck them
>>85112146why do you care about humanity?
you know you can just treat humans like doggies and they'll go arf for you
>>85112056if umbreyeen posted more like this he'd be everyones favorite nameposs
>>85112146pretty extremely unless you're willing to admit that even a trash collector can feel good about his job in this way in that he's doing his small part to keep society moving and that necessarily writing research papers is actually pretty bottom on the list of things you could do to help society
>>85112093good leadup to posstober
>>85112317i need someone to do this to me immediately
>>85112317pbf will never
>>85112370i thought it was racctober
>>85112146it isnt dumb to want to feel that it is dumb to think that going to college will do that
>>85112471its also dumb to think going to college cant to that in any way
>>85112451maybe. i don't know what october is for anymore
will i be cool if i only play acoustic bass and acoustic guitar
skunktemberposstoberno mart novemberraccember
>>85112581playing in a band is fun and cool and it will get you laid
>>85112581i'll think you're cool and kinda hot if you play an instrument desu
>>85112606i vote swap racctober and possember they roll off the tongue better (like your wosser)
>>85112631okay umm haha check this out *hits a chord and quickly mutes it* ummm wait hold on how does it go haha *tries out 3 different variations of a chord progression* ohh okay it was like this haha okay umm here goes *starts strumming* *transitions to a barre chord and fucks it up* umm haha let me try again-
>>85112640now do popeyes
>>85112329>umbreyeenIf I asked you not to say that would you oblige? Or would it just make you say it more?
>>85112503correct attending college doesnt mean you will or wont make any changes inherently i agreeits like how using a hammer doesnt mean you use it correctly or incorrectly, you can use a hammer to drive a nail, you can also use a hammer to try to drive a screw, in both cases you're using a hammer, it doesnt mean you're inherently using it correctly or incorrectly
>>85111200hello gaydeathposs we can be 35 and weird together
>>85112705hmmmm the latter
>>85111407chuds inside your wosshole
>>85112664you're so talented possy
>>85112664you're literally already a punk rocker
>>85112771Figured.
>>85112667i never found onei also never got to try that yet but i want to
>>85112746doesnt matter what i want nothing ever happens
they gave me a hand stamp for reentry at the fair im gonna go back tonight and ride the skyride after the sun goes down and see the ferris wheel all lit up
>go off the gold standard>everyone just uses gold insteadwhat were they thinking!
>>85112606i thought mart was the third month
>>85112953what you want only doesnt matter if you dont want anything to happen
>>85112705umbreyeen! umbreyeen!! hahadoes this mean its really you yeeners or umbreon trying to say yeen was a worse poster than he is?
>>85112990whatever then the answer is no
>>85113005neither
>>85113035what purpose do you have to dislike the name then?
>>85112056miss this artist
>>85112966'the gold standard' was the lie that allowed them to get away from hard moneyliterally the lie that paper was worth gold instead of gold being worth gold>>85112953still gonna think about showing up and cuddling you while simultaneously being awkward around meeting up with this poss:>>85112956
>>85113067none im neither of the possters you responded to i just thought id weigh in carry on
>>85112606febearuary
>>85113105im still down to autistically peoplewatch with you any time possit doesnt even have to be at the fair
>>85112659okay racc and poss can switch >>85112976march is for the mice
>>85113216the joke is that I think I'm talking to two people but fairposs and >>85113029are sameposs
>>85113288if it helps im also not a pessimist
im a pessimistic misanthrope can we hug
>>85112471>>85112356well i also want people in my personal life to go “wow poss has such a big boy job and so many pieces of paper. he’s so smart. he’s so smart and important” which is a stupid reason to do anything but every job is bad so i might as well go for one that strokes my ego about it
>>85113353why do you want people to do that
>>85113105its silly to think enforcing sanctions on fake money would actually freeze bank accounts when gold backed crypto exists
>>85113284he looks really yo
>>85113369feels good
>>85113353i had this feeling and aspiration as a kid but when i grew up i kinda just brace myself for people to call me a loser no matter what i do in life and try my hardest not to care about that
>>85113373>gold backed cryptobut is it really gold backed or is it just another fiat don't get me wrong, the decentralized fiat structure that most cryptos are is pretty fuckin neato, but for it to be actually gold backed it would need to be centrally issued>>85113326I got no clue what I am, all kinds of a fuckin downer that'll shit on everyone constantly but I do try to temper it with silly faces and constant verbal self-abuse because that's like what I was programmed to do from an early age or something? dunno bro
i paid off my credit card am i an adult now
>>85113353being a computer guy is great for this
how often/how much do you woss?
>>85114014yes you are daddy
>>85113834they use it as a storage of wealth and then sell it off when they are heavily sanctioned. every country is buying gold except russia who is selling because theyre at war right now
>>85114042once every day or two or so. i like sitting at my peecee bottomless and sometimes i play with my wosser while watching youtube or something, and when i do woss i can woss for a few hours in a row before finishing
>>85114042at least three times a day on avg
>>851140425 or 8 times a day
>>85114042maybe 4 or 5 times a week
>>85114081ohsorry I brought it upthoughts for you to think on; oil/coal/gas is the actual money these days, gold is only valued in how much hydrocarbons it'll exchange for
i got some money now i need to figure out how to waste it
>>85114208bad dragon dildo
imsostupid
>>85114208buy some condoms hehehe
>>85114208beer
>>85114230i saw an image like this when i was 14 and i had to make sure if i actually had a secret vagina under my balls
when i was a kid i thought girls had dicks too but they were just really thin
>>85114268drinking from this is a tf trigger
>>85114225already got one >>85114243haha... umm.. about that...>>85114268for sure
>>85114227read a book or something
>>85114343then buy another oneor buy some silicone casting stuff and pull a mold off the one you've got and cast another one with modifications like taking off everything past the knot so it can be a plug that isn't terribly uncomfortable to wear since the long damn shafts all the good knotted ones got poke me in bad places
>>85114389i have a slater and i could probably wear it as a plug id need to buy whatever equipment you need for that though
>>851142252 popeyes sandwiches
>>85114402too spikey not enough knotget you a L rex
>>85114474dildos are expensiveeeeee and i didn't get a WHOLE lot of money....
>>85114521well then in that case buy a $400 honda civic hatchback
>>85114362i have tried that and it doesnt worjk
the moment we no longer have to submit our ID just to view internet porn will be like the fall of the berlin wall all over again
left or right
>>85114676i have 200 gigabytes of porn on my pc if not more ill be fine until then
>>85114706these aren't flatbut right
>>85114179then why are countries buying so much gold?
>>85114574i don't know what to tell you then
>>85114554$400 won't even get you a rolling chassis these daysNtp btw
remembering when i was a little biba and i would beg random adults for food or money because my parents often neglected me. feel like that's the kind of funny story you tell people about your childhood and realize halfway through that it was actually just really sad
>>85114735martchud...
i live at home and will never move out so i can’t have anything fun
*being the retarded neglected child that no one likes*
>>85114890that is pretty sad
france and the dutch pulled literally all of their gold out of usa banks and put it elsewhere
the age of consent is 16
>>85114735why are some martolomews lemon flavored
>>85114973i desire a less connected world so this is good for me
>>85114890parents are evil they do shit like this constantly and then when you're all grown up you're supposed to be grateful to them for the rest of your life because they at least did the bare minimum to make sure you didn't die before you could escape them
>>85110627sorry i was running errands. it's e461 or something
I actually love my parents
>>85115165same
>>85115106they were making me more tougher, resourceful and resilient
>>85115055its fun to watch everyone scramble when their buying power gets halved
the dutch didnt actually move any gold. they sold the paper gold and purchased actual london gold instead haha
>>85114706i dont really like the birdcage designs but if i had to choose right
this is going to be your boyfriend
>>85115641would suck on that tongue
>>85114706you don't respect the PP nearly enoughbrainwashed to submit to artificial restrictionssomething something too much suicidal ideation and an external display of a lack of internalized self control which is a hundred million times sexier than any kind of chinese fetish baubles
>>85114014ive probably done that a couple hundred times now
>>85115712youre getting a little worked up over things you dont like again poss
>>85115641when can i expect him
>>85114733because they realize that international debt can be repudiated at any moment in time, then any hard store of value will tide you over until you can borrow more fake money from whatever slaveowner is printing the shit at that moment>>85114755dunno man, where there's rust and no inspections shit is still showing up for scrap price often enough if you're watching
>>85115641if he's anthropomorphic sure
>>85115737as is naturalyou're likely annoyed by puritanicalstraightposs or pooposs or pedoposs or goreposs or whoever's posting whatever you find distasteful
>>85115641if he's feral surecute fluffy tail
>>85115874tell us more
>>85115953fuck I forgot trannyposs
>>85115990i say this literally, every single day, many many times, expescially when im in bed
>>85115990>>85116039just give up. I mean that unironically. when you take the couchpill and stop worrying about being anything life becomes so much easier.
>>85116055ive been sitting in a gaming chair for the last 16 years doing nothing and it still spikes my stress hormones to the max every day
>>85116055>7 years later your parents kick you out of the house and youre homeless with nothing to your name
>>85116073drink>>85116084the beautiful ones always die young
>>85116145so the couchpill is actually suicide
>>85116055it's miserable but it is easier
>>85116145low key umbreonschizo post
>>85113834>I got no clue what I amwanna philosophize by a lake or in a parking lot or along a long and winding road?
its a trick fedposs just wants your plate number and your phone's imei
>>>85115990This is a fake post hmm... I wonder why it was posted...I think it's that X engagement farmer posting a fake screencap to give legitimacy to his accounts.
>>85116314okay
*puts on old person boomer music around my gen z friends*
>>85116674why are rem players like this
>RAPE ME!>RAPE ME!>RAPE ME!>RAPE ME MY FRIEND!
>>85116698it's called a bratty bottom
hey im going to H-mart do you guys want anything?
>>85116754can i get uhhhhhhhh spicy mi goreng and some tong ho to go in it and maybe a calpis pls
>>85116698because theyre furries
apparently you're supposed to use your credit card to pay for everything and pay it like a utility bill
>>85116790sorry um i dont know what a tong ho is and im scared to ask the lady but i can get you mi goreng um oh i got you kecap manis by mistake because i misread the last thign ummmyou dont have to pay me back
>>85116856pretty much yeah
ai got me lookin like
>>85116863>kecap manisthats okay its tasty even if not to drink hahathanks poss ily
>>85116906i like your cute dick
>>85116856or you can avoid the whole shitshow as much as possiblebut there are rewards to having a good credit score and then becoming a good little debtslave with a huge mortgage and shit, but I just can't do it
>>85117155using a credit card like a bank account or utility bill actually makes things alot more convenient
>>85117220and you get 5% cash back and blah blah blahI dunnothe privacy aspect gets to me, so I just use my credit card to buy rubber dicks and pay my power billthen use cash everywhere I physically go
drinks the shotafication potion because it’s cheaper to get drunk when you’re smaller and gets really mad when i’m carded at bars
>>85117330if youre perfectly capable.of paying it off it saves trips to the atm, or if you have subcriptions/ amazon/ online youre only giving the megacorps direct access to your card rather than your bank account, and i guess youre holding less cash so if you get mugged you dont lose much or get shot instead of losing thousands of dollars, and in a store , guess its just easier to hold plastic square up against terminal than count put cash. also a once a month total gives you a good idea at how much money youre spending
>>85117431all very mehte benefit is getting a big fat mortgage and having a house from an early age, then reselling that house for free money every few years as actual inflation is and was many times larger than mortgage interest rates still arebigger boon during all them years of 2% home loans, but even now it is still pretty much a rather large free income
>>85117513im just talking about credit carss
was gonna say something gross but i changed my mind
>>85117628pooyums, etc?
poopy fart piss piss fart
possy mart poss poss mart
i just farted irl and am smellin it rn
>>85117704get manhandled, martchud
>>85117659no
>>85111333did you bring enough for the rest of the class
>>85117825i made that post at work because i was faced with umnevermind
>>85112410me and who and who and who and
thinkin of gettin into buhurt
i had a threesome before and it was just okay
>>85117838did you suck on him
>>85117840im the dead one that got trampled underneath them all and no one noticed
>>85117850it does look pretty fun
>>85117852>HRT filenameget out of my head
>put doggy in my username because i think its cute>random guy dms me starts trying to talk about doing stuff with real dogs and what he did with hisi just wanted to have a cute name :( im gonna sleep goodnight
>>85117861well no
>>85117859were you the bottom getting 2 dicks? anything other than that seems like too much work and obstacles to be fun
>>85117896>i just wanted to have a cute nameliar
>>85112976he gets the 10th of march
>>85117918i thought this was ai for a second because i couldn't read it but then i realized
>>85117961>his calendar doesn't have mapm
>>85117899no
>>85117999mine has fapmfapmmm
remembering when i was a little biba and i would walk down to the library in town to borrow books about little mice and rabbits with swords and my dad would get SO mad that i wasn't home early to take the dog out that he ripped the pages out of one of the books and damaged it so that the library wouldn't lend me any more until i replaced it, which i couldn't afford to do until many years later when i got a job and started working, thus ensuring that i would have no reason to go to the library and more importantly i would be home promptly to take out the dog
>>85118050was it the redwall books, i had so many of them
>>85118050you should've stolen from him
raccuum yeeneris that anything
>>85117896giwtwm
>>85118126vacuum cleaner
>>85118137yeah it's like that
>>85118077yes>>85118104everything in the house was always locked, especially the bedrooms and the fridge and cupboards
woah haha
*clicker noises*
>>85118156do this to me
i dont want to be alive anymore
im stupid. i hate myself.
hey dude you stopped drawing buster x bugs yaoi, is something wrong??
>>85118343me
>>85118195you have to be REALLY autistic for this
trans woman who wants to look like a cis woman who abuses steroids
bought some games on steam that im not even gonna install because i know ill just alt tab to youtube and 4chan and stop playing after losing my concetnration
cis woman who really likes eating butt
mart who fart
cis woman who really likes eating armpit
cis guy whos cooler than all of you (me)
autism awareness so everyone can see through your mask and know to take advantage of you
>>85118502when will you become a he/they
when will i become an it/its
>>85118780inanimate object tfs you
ocd where i think that i have magic powers and say something like "inanimate object tfs you" i might accidentally turn you into a potato chip or something
tfs you into my pbf
>>85118787....
>old before my time
>>85118847hey poss are you gonna eat the rest of that, you look stuffed
>>85118827and eat it?
>>85118862best post in this thread
>>85118908thank you i love you can i suck y
>>85118914why do possums want to suck wossers the second they get complimented this happens a lot
>>85118925lonely bottoms
>>85118925desperation breeds... BREEDS? HNNGGGGGUGGNN
a normal life was stolen from me
a normal life was available to me but i failed to take it in time
>>85118933possums only pretend to be lonelya solid 90 percent of the people here don't actually want a pbf bad enough to do anything about it
i could still totally go get a normal life right now but i just dont feel like it and i'm sure when i do feel like it it will be too late
>>85119163you wouldn't get it
>>85117878do you wanna beat the crap out of each other with halberds
>>85119163possums are shy and a little autistic
i really do feel like a good goy with my credit card and my cashback
>>85119276why?
i don't really care about getting better i kinda just want it to be over
>>85119290its like a cheat code you get free money for buying things i was gonna get anyway and i get to put off actually paying for them until i feel like it too
>>85119318just dont buy too much
>>85119276been a few years since i had a bank account or credit card but i should get one again so i can rebuild my credit. a lil $200 secured card i can pay off every month for the credit score and an account for direct deposits. people keep giving me grief for requesting a paper check at jobs these days.
i want salary without job
>>85119385you can be my foot stool
>>85119311i like his cheek
>>85119391what's the pay and what are the hours
>>85119421$1 above the legal federal minimum definition of poverty and whenever i need a footstool
do i clean out and ride my toy tonight
>>85119500sounds great do i get room and board as well or
>>85119521no
>>85119524you get a kennel in the corner and you have to have to pay $50/mo for it which comes out of your salary... food you can have my leftovers
>>85115778link to $400 car?
>>85119547when can i start
>>85119521do it tomorrow
>>85119521can i clean out and ride you instead
>>85119521only if your toy is a car
>>85119580i don't want wait until tomorrow *pouts*>>85119586okay yay ^_^
>>85119572tomorrow, make sure you show up wearing your uniform (socks, shoes, jockstrap, the whore belt straps suiters always have)
i keep seeing guys with profiles that are like, "bully me," what do you think they mean by that exactly? do they just want me to call them a bitch and talk mad shit like a cringe dom?
>>85119609dont clean out, do ride toy
>>85119646hot
>>85119646no pooposs bad *spritzes you with the water spray*
why aren't the rest of you being slutty men
no one wants me
>>85119690i know right i carry all this weight on my shoulders
>>85119704more like you carry all this weight on your legs *slaps your ass*
unf *bites lip*
>>85119697sorry
>>85119311just tell yourself "NOT MY PROBLEM". it solves so many of my problems because then they're not my problems anymore.
