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haha i hate myself

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85306620/
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posscraft is dead (RIP)
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give me the sauce for this poss
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>>85321743
niggy puted his see man in womens food and maded her sick go to hospital but no go to jail
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meow
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pgf (punk gf)
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court issued therapy yote
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i cant find the video of the girl freaking out because she got kicked from her tf2 team
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>>85322016
girl or >girl ?
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....
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i think i went over my calorie deficit on day 1 of my diet because i drank a glass of orange juice but at least it wasnt 1500 calories of ice cream or chocolate
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>>85321861
need me one of these by any means necessary
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>>85322376
dont really enjoy having to hear this shit every 20 minutes you're awake or whatever
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>>85322089
pretty sure its a girl because the meltdown seems too fembrained
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what the fuck do I do with my money. I tried opening an account at three different banks and a credit union and they're all just blatant scammers. like fully blatant. you give us your money and then it's our money type of scams. we'll just take some out of your pocket anytime we want to scams. sit down and listen for an hour while we explain all the fees. scams. I'm supposed to trust them and they're trying to steal from me before I even get signed up for the service. what the absolute fuck. do I just never get a bank account again and keep cash? this is so fuckin stupid
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>>85322541
just do whatever poss i dont even care anymore
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>>85322541
do you not have a financial advisor?
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>needing a financial advisor to figure out how to not pay a bank to hold your money
its so over for zoomers..
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>>85322636
you're the one complaining
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>>85322178
thinking up homosexual schemes
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>>85322649
im complaining about the dumb questions not the content of
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>>85322636
>he doesn't know how to diversify his portfolio
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>>85322696
you dont know what i know
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>>85322732
thank goodness for that
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>>85322178
martman standing like a MAN
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Pine Marten? No. Pine MartMEN.
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>>85322942
i love this creature
the poop
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>>85322971
marthandling martmen
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>>85323057
where do people even find these things
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>>85323105
in north america?
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>>85323125
yeah where?
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>>85323139
in north america
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>>85323057
bibanapper
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>>85323139
on the ground?
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>>85322603
I don't need financial services, I'm already financially literate. I literally just need an account that does nothing. It's linked to a card that puts money in and takes it out and that's it. literally nothing else. it doesn't charge me for doing too few or too many transactions per month. it doesn't randomly lock itself whenever you make an online purchase or use a gas pump. it won't automatically subtract from my savings in exchange for a $45 overdraft fee when I'm short on a purchase. why does this not exist?
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>>85323250
you'll figure it out
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>getting reprimanded for all the stuff i haven't done because ive now been overloaded and none or the people i told to do things did anything so im responsible for all of it
let the humiliation ritual begin
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>>85323250
>overdraft fee when I'm short on a purchase
then dont do that
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dudes never heard of a credit union lol
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>>85323474
you must simply quit your job
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>>85323500
tell that to the bank... they just steal it out of your account without asking or giving permission. it's on by default and there's no option to turn it off. have you ever had a bank account before?
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>>85323541
I just got back from the credit union. the credit union was even worse, that's what prompted me to post.
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you're all poor shut up
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I forgot this thread is only full of nazis and retards. my bad I shouldn't have made a real post. lemme find some gross porn to spam instead
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>>85323565
again?
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>>85323571
you gave them permission when you spent more than you had in an account dont you know how much money is in your account?
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>>85323571
its not a credit card thats for sure, you seem to have the 2 mixed up
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>>85323650
hope you lose all your money being a retarded byyyyeeee
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>>85322541
>>85323250
you're actually braindead retarded
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>>85323701
it's really the dregs of the dregs here. i can't stress enough how inferior you all are. not inferior to me specifically, just as a general level of quality. deeply inferior. shockingly bad. literal prison inmates and homeless drug addicts are several levels above you. i'm actually completely serious. it's so bad
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>>85323571
>they just steal it out of your account without asking or giving permission. it's on by default and there's no option to turn it off.
how fucking retarded do you have to be to have accidentally enabled overdraft somehow and then cant figure out how to turn it off or even remember how you turned it on
are you my post-menopause mom or something
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id feel bad if i wasn't so sure its umbreyeen thinking the banks are all out to get him because he cant figure out how to meet the easy as hell no fee requirements
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>>85323784
you're posting this after coming here and crying about how you don't know how to open a debit account and that banks are too hard
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my dad set up my bank account when i turned 16 and ive been using it since idk what else to say
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>>85323784
ok mr i cant figure out the most basic of all financial processes
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>>85323814
it wouldn't be so pathetic, but you're all so old already. you're like 40 years old and you're THIS BAD jesus fuckin christ. even the army wouldnt take you at this point. you couldn't even get hired as a pig LOL
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i really hope this guy is doing some sort of bit because he's been posting like this occasionally for over a year and id prefer that we not have a literal teenager bluesky leftist who doesnt even know how a debit card works spamming the thread like a smiley
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>me when i prove to be a retard and am also the one that gets mad about it
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>>85321770
i never saved it sorry but basically the image was just the poss twiddling his thumbs next to a girl he likes with his thought bubble affirming his crush and wondering if she feels the same
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i have like 6 bank accounts and not one of them charges me anything, the financial advised account WILL be the one that does so, but anyone with that kind of account should have so much money they dont even notice
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>>85321743
good lord that looks horrifying
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why the fuck does stuart kay riley have child bearing hips now? i thought he was pure blooded heterosexual man
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>>85324351
does he get pegged by his wife?
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>>85324351
w h o
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>>85324406
some posses know who he is so i felt it was the only thread where i could ask this
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>>85324214
punch
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>>85324214
fleshlight off into panties while ruining orgasm then cage and punch
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i want to meet my middle school teacher and call her a whore
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>>85325101
you can call me a whore in the meantime if it makes you feel better
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>>85325101
bro same, frfr
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>>85325101
>>85325332
who are we flipping off
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how do you have beef with someone from middle school unless they molested or hit you
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>>85324877
im glad there's a preamble to punch tummy now
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>>85325589
pbf w n
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pbf who punishes you sexually for existing
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>>85325589
sauce please
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>>85325755
order:hot gay
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They called the police because I left without opening an account

I definitely dodged a bullet
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>>85325877
okay i ordered a hot gay but he didn't know it either
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>>85325953
ohh okay so you're a schizophrenic threatening homeless person
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why are you fags so mean when youre not being gay as hell
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>>85325993
you can lead a poss to ..gay porn but you can't teach...teach a man to fi...feed him for a...
i can't land the plane on this one
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>>85326097
>mean
it's called being bratty poss
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pbf who got fired for say fartnigger while filming for his new reality tv show
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>master league
>i get destroyed every time
at least the ladder resets tomorrow. jesus christ
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i dont know what you're talking about
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>>85326436
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>>85326198
this is such a smiley reply
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he knows he just wants someone to start a conversation with him
see also: common vague possmate comments like "man i can't wait for tomorrow"
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>>85326459
smiley would never post a picture of an opossum
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>>85326485
i can assure you she does and also boys in fursuits
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hey that's my thing
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>>85326504
controlled opposition
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>>85326530
this boy has a perfect bulge
i'm fighting the urge to be embarrassingly horny about it
please give me a name
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>>85326592
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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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animal crossing but when you talk to them it pops up with an anthro rendering of the character like in a VN
(you can turn this off for the autists)
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i washed my penis
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>>85326504
he should post his wosser again
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>>85327130
nooooooooooo
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>>85327130
good
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cummed hard now my legs are weak and im tired
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i'm a disappointment to my bloodline
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>>85327849
how so
i mean me too but in what way are you a disappointment
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>>85327849
join the club
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im going to have to copy what the master league pokemon card players are doing
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i wish you wouldn't post
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>>85327940
huh always thought you were more creative than that
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im stronger than triangles
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im disappointing men by not being slutty and whorish enough
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>>85327849
Yesterday I overhead this old lady bitching into her phone about how her daughter "is in her 20s and still isn't married" and how she "needs to get the fuck out because she just sits in her room all depressed and watches netflix all day". Society is cooked, bro, like a rubbery well done steak haha
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>>85328125
lol parent niggas try to have an ounce of sympathy for their kids challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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>>85327983
whats a triangle
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>>85328125
a few kids are disposable
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epsilon_opossum: hey
notbennett: you reply fast
notbennett: loser lol (\j)
epsilon_opossum: haha
notbennett: wanna get lunch
epsilon_opossum: where?
notbennett: BK, obvi. they got the super saiyan meal.
epsilon_opossum: okay
epsilon_opossum: i can be there in 5 minutes.
notbennett: did you get a car, thats really fast
epsilon_opossum: im in town already
notbennett: ?
epsilon_opossum: returning a book to the library here
epsilon_opossum: they didnt have it at my library
notbennett: ok
notbennett: ill be there in 20

Eddy was usually the one to reach out to J.J. His heart was racing now, so Eddy went to sit down. Could this be...? No, no. They were barely friends. Were they friends? Eddy rubbed his knees and hugged his tail. His crotch throbbed a little.

Like usual, J.J. was gabbing on about this and that. He was taking a break from work for his birthday, something Eddy made a mental note of to memorize. J.J. had pulled out his phone and showed Eddy a few of his friends sending him congratulatory messages.
"They're gonna throw me surprise party. I just know it man, it's gonna be so awesome."
J.J. went back to eating his burger, looking contentedly out the window, into the bright street. People crossed by without looking in, carrying white tote bags and shiny plastic backpacks. It looked nice here. Eddy's town had a lot more empty stores with broken windows and homeless people.
"Can I come?"
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>>85328125
she's not wrong
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Eddy regretted saying that immediately. J.J. looked at him in surprise and Eddy almost flinched.
"Oh. Uh, of course, man."
J.J. leaned in.
"Uhh, just uh. Don't mention anything about 4chan, okay? These guys are chill but they're like, IRL guys. IRL guys that'd get freaked out about stuff like 4chan."
J.J. leaned back again and Eddy breathed out a sigh.
"Well. hmm... Just be chill, Ed. I'm gonna have to introduce you to a lot of guys. And gals. Big favor. Y'know? Could be fun though. You're pretty chill, Ed. Good vibes. You know.. Yeah."
J.J. rubs his arms a little. He looked at Eddy, thinking. He lowered his head down into his arms, on the table, and looked right up into Eddy's eyes, with his eyes, nice green eyes, and that smile hanging around it.
Eddy was flabbergasted. He also felt giddy. He wanted J.J. to look at him like that more. He thought Eddy was chill.. Maybe, I mean...
"Thanks, J.J. I uhh.. I like your vibe too. Uhm..."
Eddy was squirming a little.
"Hah! You're funny, Eddy. I like that."
J.J. then dug into eating his chicken nuggets with extra super saiyan sauce. Eddy looked on and rubbed his arms. It was just a little too expensive for him.
"Take some, Ed. You're skin and bones."
J.J. handed Eddy some of his fries.
"Thanks J.J. You're a good... friend.."
"Uhuh. Got that right."
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>>85328406
how big is her pp
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>>85328431
that's my big sister and she doesn't have a penis
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i need a larger more extreme dildo
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>>85328451
you need a friend who has two hands and isn't afraid to use them
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>>85328375
>>85328396
im loving this
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>>85328473
can you be my friend
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>>85328507
where you at nigga
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>>85328531
the wosshouse
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>>85328445
on gross nvm
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>>85328445
on hot whats her name
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>>85328561
Bigsissica
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>>85328536
well I ain't there
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>>85328608
please come i need to be violated
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>>85328569
cute!
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i ju
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down in the jungle, living in a tent
you don't use money, you don't pay rent
you don't even know the time,
but you don't mind
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>"i need to drop out of college and find a job"
>doesn't do it
how do i break out of this
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i tried to make batbout (moroccan style flatbread) today but i undercooked it on the inside and burnt the outside at the same time, and it didn't puff up nearly as much as i wanted. i managed to salvage 2 of the 5 that i made and ate 1 with lettuce and turkey and tomato and cheese and it was pretty good. interesting experience, i will try more flatbreads eventually
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>>85329063
graduate college first because you need to be in that caste if you dont want to be a dalit working at a retail store forever
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>not being a merchant in 2026
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imagine how nice it must feel and smell to have a sylveon sleep on your face
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>>85329217
i should become one of these things
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>>85329260
this but a fat guy sleeping with his ass on your face
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>>85329275
seriously kill yourself
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>>85329293
cope about it skinny bitch no one wants you
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>>85329305
baffling post you must have a maximum of 80 iq
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>>85329350
gonna cry again because people are posting things you don't like?
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>>85328630
allow me to reiterate; where you at dumb nigga
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>>85329373
you replied to a good post with the worst disgusting nigger tier shitpost i've ever seen. kill yourself
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i-is that... is that SKIN???? IM GOING INSANE! FURRYMAN, HLEP ME!!!!
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>>85329407
the east coast closer to the mason dixon line than not from the south
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>>85321743
the isoposs
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>>85329426
Well if you can make it to the north suburbs of the twin cities then I'll stuff both my hands in your ass and then make a couple fists as if it were a knot
but we both know that ain't never gonna happen not least of all because there's about a hundred thousand other fag sluts that'll do the same for you in the intervening 1500 miles
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>>85329474
>not least of all because there's about a hundred thousand other fag sluts that'll do the same for you in the intervening 1500 miles
but im shy about approaching strangers for sex
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let me rip the anal beads out of your anus
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>>85329503
you'll get over it once you get lonely enough
or you won't
either way, it's easier than its ever been with the magic of all those aids phone apps
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>>85329474
oh hey there tcsuburbsposs how are you doing?
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pokemon master with his laser blaster
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atp i'm fine with just dildoing by butt alone for the rest of my life
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>>85329620
that gets old too and your joints get tired, there's no way out of loneliness
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i like toying myself without cleaning out
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>>85329620
Get a dog.
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>>85329670
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truman show is a good movie
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umm woof
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>>85329704
it is, i only just watched it earlier this year. to be honest i thought it was a late night talk show or something for the longest time so i never bothered watching it, but i'm glad i finally got around to it. jim carrey was pretty perfect for truman, and the concept is genuinely so cool and unique
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>>85329712
doggyposs....
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the critters are out of control
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>>85329552
im not even that lonely im just sexless
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>>85329736
that's an unbelievably slutty tattoo
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>>85329736
i look like this btw
also can you give me the sauce saucenao doesnt have it
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i want to get one of those mesh chairs so when i fart into it it just kinda spreads out to the entire seat iykwim
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https://youtu.be/R-KJSDzNR5U?si=RZ82kBEfJMnseGU7
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>>85329764
it's from critter time it starts at 11pm and goes until 4am
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>>85329758
...tattoo?
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>>85329736
He should attach his tail to a choker so I can look at his butt :3
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>>85329736
is there a female version of this?
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>>85329612
uhhhh
uhhhhhhhh
dunno really
finally figured out one of the disgusting hookup apps can be browsed without a ton of personal info being put into it, so that's kinda bouyed the (entirely self imposed) loneliness

on one hand anonymous browsing on a hookup app is entirely disgusting, but I wouldn't really want to be friends with someone that willingly puts all their personal info into the internet borg machine, so on the other hand it is a big plus

moral conundrums
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>>85329736
Honestly those scratch marks at his thighs and hips, and bite mark on his tit and the implications behind them are more hotter than if it were just a drawing of him getting mounted.
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hes raping me with his fingers
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>>85329669
too sticky and gritty, not any fun really
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>>85329747
shut up I'm projecting
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>>85329764
it's servali
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>>85329653
my loneliness is a mystery to me. i've never not felt lonely. not with friends, not with family, not with lovers. at a time i thought if only i could break that loneliness i could be whole. every attempt made no difference. i've realized that i'm simply a lone person. i can't feel not lonely because being alone is a big part of who i am. and if i can find acceptance in that, i can remember how to love being lonely.
>>85329670
no. i couldn't do that to an animal.
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>>85329747
whats the difference?
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>>85329941
The dog is the one doing it to you
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>>85329968
i'm not going to have this pointless conversation, thanks.
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Ate a hot dog with a microwaved potato in place of the bun
I am a genius
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>>85330012
Die alone then, surrounded by silicone dog dicks.
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>>85330083
you should have frenched them as a fry
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>>85330112
Far too much effort
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>>85329952
i dont feel desperate enough to be able to use an aids hookup app even thougu i want to
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>>85330138
you can bake them in little wedges
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>>85330112
i want to be girly goat in a fag outit
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>>85329063
yup, that one's going in the _raccs folder. that's a good raccy
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>>85330175
Stop trying to get me to do more than I already have
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i think im fucking over connections man ive never heard of a loon, coot, or teal in my fucking life and youre telling me this is YELLOW?
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i hate being a fat moid
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>>85330222
how do you not know about loons
they named a currency after them
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>>85330083
that doesnt sound appetizing
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>>85329850
oh wow haha that does sound like quite the conundrum best of luck poss
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>>85328406
how do i become a peegy
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>>85330201
dress up as a slutty car
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>>85330267
injections for a few years
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>>85330256
It's edible and that's all that matters right now
Stop critiquing my food
Also that's all I'm eating today considering it's like 9pm
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>>85329795
>?si=
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>>85330273
it's forbidden for me to do that
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>>85330291
>years
but i want it now
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i went to the grocery store today in a state of total unpreparedness and if poss was there doing a kind of tv episode thing it would have been a very funny segment and also a little depressing
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>>85330247
why the hell would i know about a) a single canadian coin and b) that said coin was named after a bird
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>>85330083
that is kinda genius
I'd have just mashed it into a bowl though because then you can add a bunch of cheese and butter and salt and garlic real easy, and the hot dogs can be added too
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babe you're not wearing your clip on scut, is something wrong?
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>>85330346
I've done that before but I was extra lazy tonight
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>>85330325
posshouse wasn't built in a day possy be patient
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>>85330260
ty, I'll get it figured out eventually

how was the brioche donut several days ago?
I had the vague impression that was you
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>>85330335
there's literally a loon on the coin
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hello boys... if thats your real name... *stares at your suspiciously conical boobs*
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>>85330442
god i wi
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theyre like dont eat red meat all the time but then they made red meat so easy to cook up
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>>85330476
i like your gay haircut vulposs
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>>85330496
thank yew that means a lot i had it styled
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>>85330476
me in the middle being burned to death
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im losing about 1lbs of weight per day
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>>85330514
i do not think this is healthy or sustainable unless you are very fat. 20 pounds a month is even a little high
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>>85330514
thats 365 pounds a year
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>>85330377
that was me and it was absolutely fantastic, ive been having fun going to little places ive never been before and trying really delicious treats
theres an amazing vietnamese bakery near the mall nearby (not where I got the brioche donuts but their dessert croissants are next level)
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>>85330521
i gotta lose 60lbs to be 140. it should take about three months
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i am the heaviest i've ever been (fat fuck)
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>>85330565
raccy...
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>>85330545
wow 140 i wish you luck i hope you enjoy being twink
i hope you lose more weight in your belly than i did i've still got quite a bit there but at least my face is a lot less fat now i guess.
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>>85330580
why aren't you helping me
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>>85330531
northtown mall has all manner of asian food stuff in it now, in where used to be burlington, I haven't poked around but the person I heard it from said what they got was good
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>>85330584
im not a teenager. im 40 and my skeleton hurts from all the weight
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>>85330593
i dont know any real tips on how to lose weight sorry i just sometimes dont feel like eating and i have a high metabolism that keeps me skinny i guess
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>>85330610
i didnt know 40 year old posses exist. i hope you enjoy being in shape then
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im tired can someone ear_penetration me right now -gore -snuff
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>>85330545
not gonna happen without an eating disorder
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i should develop an eating disorder
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>>85330651
sure poss ill grant you your wish
*gives you the eating disorder that makes you gain weight instead of lose it*
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>>85330676
i already have that
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>>85330690
thats because my magic is strong no need to thank me
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>>85330690
tapeworms!
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>>85330690
they stack you can have multiple
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got any good recipes poss?
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>>85330476
>broccoli hair
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>>85330772
two sticks, 1 in the center square and 1 in the bottom center, then 3 diamonds across the top row
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>>85330642
i dont eat for a couple weeks then eat for a couple weeks. technically thats anorexia and then bulimia but whocares
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>>85330791
fuck meant for >>85330757 its over my joke is ruined im gonna do it im on the roof
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>>85330772
Yo, you got a problem with the perm, bro? You wanna go, bro?
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>>85330757
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/big-and-bubbly-focaccia-recipe
my favorite focaccia recipe i've found. really delicious and can easily make it even yummier by putting some mozz cheese on top and dipping it in pizza sauce after
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>>85330792
let us know how it goes
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>>85330809
oh its like a minecraft.. i was playing moronwind and looking at tge architecture of raven rock and it made me wanna play minecraft but i know im not gonna have the stamina to keep playing
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>>85330608
check out mi sant if you get the chance
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>>85330850
okay im also taking a lot of speed that suppresses my appetite
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>>85330867
kys junky
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>>85330881
nein
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>>85330867
let us know in 3 months how it went
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>>85330828
do you need to be some sort of genius to make something like that or can you be a neerdowell
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>>85330807
me and whom
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>>85330903
it's a little more involved than some bread recipes sure but i managed to make it quite alright the first time. it would certainly help to have some experience folding dough before making the recipe or dimpling dough at the end, but i think reading it and watching the videos should be more than plenty for anyone to do it truly. if you've got a pan that you can bake it in then you should give it a go. it's also important to cook for maybe a little longer than what you might think you have to, it's very easy to undercook but very hard to overcook, and undercooking it makes it completely inedible.
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ah yes
my favorite
withdrawal meaning i cant sleep
no pain, no headache, no discomfort
just... awake.
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>>85331011
me every night
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>>85331011
did you stop drinking
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cock withdrawal
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my skeleton wont stop moving
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>>85330932
poss
obviously
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do i eat a snack or kill myself
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>>85331122
i NEED to be ourple cat
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>>85331124
honestly killing yourself is more effort than eating a snack. unless it's a snack that doesn't come in plastic wrap or something then you might want to consider killing yourself
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>>85331124
flip a coin
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>>85331141
you say that about all sluts
every sluts
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slut butts
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>>85331375
literally my pbf
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i will go wherever you want me
long haul flights to stupid new countries
i will be whoever you dare me
raccy, zary, kitty, or possy
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>>85331394
what makes your pbf a slut
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>>85331418
his insatiable desire to show his body off and get fucked by things
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>>85331431
proof?
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>>85331437
the poss sextape is still a work in progress
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one of our chickens got eeten by a hawk :/
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>>85331411
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>>85331411
no you wont
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>>85331215
what are you implying
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jamie pull up the newest page of mart kisses a boy in the shower
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jamie pull down mart's pants
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jamie pull up to the afterparty
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did i really deserve to have this video show up on my youtube home page. gross
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fuck dude not another 100px thumbnail of a cartoon character shitting, fuck what am i gonna do
oh [-] lol
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jamie pull up that vhs with zeeb, honse, and donk on the cover hugging mart while he's blushing
its the one where looks pregnant at the end??
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the only thing that should be coming out of a butt is semen
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>>85331750
are all of their cocks out rubbing him?
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>>85331810
yeah they give him a little pile of hay to kneel on before they start getting him all sticky tho
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>>85331878
mart is so lucky
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>>85331910
please don't post such sad images
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>>85331431
is that me
can it be me
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I think everyone who has ever been in my life just forgot about me
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>>85332266
i wish people would forget about me like that
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i actively try to forget about everyone in my life
i try to forget in general
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i don't remember
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masc theymabs
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Create until nothing is left to create
And the universe bursts with an overworked sigh
And pretend to, pretend to recrown the creation
And sing the same thing 'til the clouds start to cry
And then over and over and over again
And then over and over and never again
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cloning myself so that I have a son to molest
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still wide awake but exhausted
i also realize i forgot to eat today
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>>85332553
>i also realize i forgot to eat today
i eat a small thing whenever i wake up because otherwise i would probably just not eat anything at all on a lot of days, this happens to me a lot too
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>not eating two tubs of icecream per day
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>>85332750
i finished a quart of ice cream over 4 days and i still feel fat over it
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>>85332133
why would it need to be you if you already are him
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>>85332750
just finished 2000 calories of beverage and will have 2000 more in an hour or so (extra virgin olive oil and mass gainer with whole milk)
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>>85332396
gayer than gay sex bro
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>>85332384
is that you
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>>85332968
pretty good
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>>85333005
Bro, stop saying "bro", bro. I'm all bro'd out today after hearing a bunch of gen alpha chuds saying "bro" between every few words, bro.
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whats up sis
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>>85333097
why are you hanging out with the alpha chuds all day brah. you looking to get some unc
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what if i say bro likr br(rolled)oo
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top that says bro hold up a minute before bitchbrealing you
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i'm an unc who needs an unc
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im a skunk turning into an unc
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bro'ing all over the fucking place rn
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how do i un-bro myself
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my niece likes playing with my german shepherd
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>>85333261
would be hot if nephew instead
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for me it's boys who are awttah
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>>85333261
can i play with your german shepherd too
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>>85333258
injections
we already went over this
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>>85333277
no
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>>85333280
yeah but
ok sorry
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if i can just cut my gyno off my life might be more alright
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>>85333283
why not
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>>85333308
youre probably going to molest her
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>>85333316
no i just want to play with a dog :(
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boomerposs...
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sometimes i wish i had a vr headset and could play in vrchat and talk to and be with furries for many hours of the day
but then i snap out of the fantasy and realize i'd have to talk to and be with furries and that's not exactly appetizing. i can barely manage being around them with purely text sometimes
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do i wanna hang out?
YES!!!!!!
what do i wanna do?
okay just fucking shoot me in the face why dontcha
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>>85333333
ofc
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what if instead of sending expies to death you just raped them
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>>85333462
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what if instead of sending aspies to d i don't like this post anymore
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what if instead expies got to hang out in haha and wear fruity little outfits
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>>85333496
i would like this a lot more
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>>85333333
digitsposs...
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>>85333515
oooghhhh das faggencreacher ist stolen mein homohosen
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no coffee cigs and beer left
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>>85333333
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>>85333539
do you at least have a way to kill yourself and/or buy more of those things
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>>85333554
i have a shotgun and a motorcycle
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>>85333566
hell yeah
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yay done with work finally
now i get a whole 7 hours and 9 minutes before my next shift
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expies were made to be sexually experimented with
it's even in their names!
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so do people who think walt did it for the family just forget about the part where he looks at the camera and goes "i did it for me" or do they just think he was lying or something
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>>85333626
but you need to sleep for 10 hours. you turn into a zombie if you dont
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I keep trying to escape my life by heavily dreaming in naps but I wake up pissed when I remember my real life is boring
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>>85333744
they think he was lying to make her feel better
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this is all my fault
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>>85333744
she fucked ted.
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sucks ur cone tits
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>>85333756
too late sorry...
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>>85334151
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>>85330273



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