Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsMutts be Mirin EditionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85284387/https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/caption/type/op/>Thread question(s)How many caps do you have saved to your computer? Do you just save your favorites, or are you trying to complete the Pokedex?>Thread promptDo you remember the twenty-first night of September? A evening out at the disco becomes the most unforgettable night of Anon's life.>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.>Basic caption creation guideshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>Capper (free caption making software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper>Discord serversThe Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4JufLet's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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Welcome back!!>>85406201Something with C.C. from Code Geass, or Sanae Kochiya from Touhou? I want to be her pampered good boy, hopefully something wholesome but definitely being ordered to cum is top tier!
>>85406234Hello again, thread! My latest cap is Mario-themed.>Princess Daisy decides to start working at Mario Inc. as a secretary so she can spend more time with Luigi. I wanted to evoke a girls-gossiping vibe with this cap, which led to it having a lot of text. I was concerned that it would look wordy and boring, so for the typesetting my goal was to make the text as "fun" as possible.The v2 version here is virtually identical to the v1 I uploaded to my sadpanda archive while the thread was down (Link:https://exhentai.org/g/4190702/445f872304/). It just removes a stray period from the bottom-left corner.
>>85406211Aquamarine and Navy have been trick or treating all night in search of a certain kind of treat. The last few houses only had little candies but these two gems are in search of a "king sized bar".
I fear early death will occur in this threads near future
>>85406234And here's another new one! It's a Gyakuten Saiban (Ace Attorney) caption! Femdom + foot fetish / shoe fetish.>Desperate for help on his latest case, a certain spiky-haired defense attorney meets in secret with his former rival, the beautiful prosecutorial prodigy Karuma Mei (Franziska von Karma) to ask for her help. She's his last, best hope of securing a "Not Guilty", but given her icy, dominant, self-superior demeanor, and how much she personally loathes him, there's no way she'll simply help him. Not without exploiting the opportunity to humiliate him first...This cap contains no significant spoilers and can be enjoyed no matter how many or few games in the series you've played.I often find femdom fanfiction challenging to write. I like characters to feel in-character, and it isn't in-character for most girls in fiction to do very femdom-y things. I found Mei a lot easier to write because she really just is a dominatrix they let practice law for some reason.For the typesetting, I experimented with a "gemstone" style inspired by the crystals on her outfit. The effect turned out beautifully, but you'll probably need to zoom all the way in to see it.
I see the thread's theme is a bit doggy. Seems an early death made bitches of us all...>>85407392I think you went a bit more "girl yapping her head off about fashion to her bestie" than "girls gossiping", but I still very much like it. Daisy is easily my favorite of the Mario princesses, and secretary clothing is akways kino, so this is beautiful by default.Would love to see more secretary caps, sweet (like your older work, picrel) or sexy (like your other older work with Poison etc. - yes I just love secretaries).The extra bit of color work really pops nicely, emphasises emphasis, and varies presentation. Maybe doesn't QUITE break the monologue Daisy is on, but nothing much outside of Palutena having opinions on some parts really could.In short, I like it, a lot.
>>85410000That's a lot of effort to go through just to get blown away by an updated autopsy report in court, dang.https://youtu.be/OPEfsi9RRf0Also, nice quads dude!>I often find femdom fanfiction challenging to write. I like characters to feel in-characterThat is a pretty big reason why some kinks are a lot harder to see with certain characters, usually the more extreme kinks on characters that are very sweet and innocent. Franziska... is definitely enough of a (one-note annoying bitch) mean girl to deliver sadism. Also stockings are an instant x10 multiplier to how attractive feet can look. This would not hit without that layer of nylon.
Another secretary, 'cause I just love ladies in officewear.
Now, let's try and keep this one alive. Anyone have any specific wants for what I ought to bump with?
>>85414079Do m/m captions that are neither taker_pov, bara or feminisation while being anything beyond smut even exist?And yes, I've seen all of Capote stuff, it's peak.
>>85406201Any chance for a ryza caption where she is really nice and loving and really wants you to finish from fucking her thighs?
>>85414570As in, gay stuff that SFW, or gay stuff that's more focused on the feelings? Either way yes, there's a bit. Takes a bit to find but I'll try!
>>85415019>more focused on the feelingsThis one. It can be SFW, but it would be more of a detriment.I checked to booru for it and barely got any outside of Capote. Rare pokemon stuff and yeah, it's mostly Lucario.>>85414079Also any intentionally/unintentionally funny captions? I've read this one like 5 times at this point and it still cracks me up.
>>85415019>gay lucario fuck.. need more soft lucario captions he was my first love.
>>85415098>>85415187I think this counts as funny, even with it being very horny. Also more Lucario.
Fagshit with feelings, a needy femboy Lucario.
Homosex with a homie, making him feel home.
>>85414570>I've seen all of Capote stuff, it's peak.>>85415019>>85415489>>85416465And this is all Capote. I was hoping there's something not made by him, like >>85417219
>>85417921Ah, right. Didn't remember to check who the capper of those is/was, as I really only remember them by style.I like this one! Gym buddy skips a few steps in confessing his feelings, goes well.
>>85416465>>85415489>>85415019Any where Lucario is the top.... and just really wants to fill his trainer good?
Lizard sexual dimorphism, gay edition.
>>85421108Lizard sexual dimorphism, straight edition.I THINK the straight one came first back then?
>>85406211A new battle school had gotten attention recently, and with the Champion Cynthia unquestioningly supporting it after getting a 'private lesson', Hilda and Rosa had to find out for themselves just what the regimen was like. As Cynthia welcomes them and sizes them up for service- I mean battle gear, they start to have doubts and some questions. But Cynthia reassures them Master- I mean Sensei, will make everything clear once they step into the "Training room".
Gay fox bump.
>>85406201You make sure every year you visit the Belcher house to see what Linda has decided to wear she always has the funniest or cutest costumes. Contrary to funny or cute (still kind of cute) Linda is wearing a costume that shows off her MILFy curves and your costume lacks the ability to hide your hardening absurdly large cock.
10
>>85406211Psychic type pokemon are something special, not just because of their use in battle, but that they have the added bonus of being able to read minds when they want. So if ones thougths are both strong and loud enough, they might just meet a very special psychic pokemon thats ready to get down and dirty.
Cuddlefuck your homies good night. And/or good morning.Either way, it's not gay.What IS gay is staying up too late - which I have done. I gotta sleep, don't die while I'm gone.
>>85406211These dating apps are a pain in the ass. If they don't ghost you at first, they will after you take them out to eat. So, fuck it, you take a dive at this older looking woman who looks kind enough. So while a lot older than you, she has that mature, classy air about her that makes you think maybe you should be going after older woman rather than those your own age. Hay, the date goes well; hay, she is invinting you into her home; hay you might even get lucky and get to eat that curvy body. So, how did you end up leashed on the floor? Oh, she will be your girlfriend, but only if you call her mommy, agree that she is the one in charge, she gets that dick whenever she wants, and as long as you're a good boy, she will spoil you like a good mommy would.
>>85425638alternate caption idea: feeding her a salad
>>85425638hot>>85426631gay as fuck that tummy is the cutest if you dont like girls with a slight softness your gay
>>85410740I have a lot of fun writing secretary stories. It seems like there's oddly few of them despite how big of a trope "sexy secretary" is.I still have a few more secretary captions in progress. The tricky part for me is usually the question of "Why did this person start working as a secretary?" (When they usually have some completely different job in whatever story they originally came from.)
>>85411669I was actually doing research on nylon for a (currently unfinished) caption a few months back, and I stumbled across this photo from when pantyhose was first debuted at the 1939 New York World's Fair.I found it so interesting to imagine what it would've been like to have been alive during then and seeing women wearing pantyhose for the first time. I'm sure it would've been practically hypnotizing.
>>85406201Rarity is a blabbermouth who quickly informed her friends that she noticed something of substantial length and girth hidden in Anon's jeans when she was taking his measurements and now the elements of harmony are competing for who's ass Anon is gonna choose to pleasure his large human phallus
Which font should I use for a caption nonnies?
I cannot for the LIFE of me find this caption ANYWHERE, but it was basically some anthro woman and she was making a reference to that Tiger rapping about humans or whatever. (Lil’ Tygah?)It’s like it was in a series of captions or something, but I can’t actually find the one I’m talking about. I beg of your help.
>>85430855Is it this one? If not, can you remember what species the anthro was?
>>85430973I think it was at a bar or a club or something? But I don’t recall what race. And I know it made reference to that earlier stuff. Also thank you for the help, for real.
>>85430973memory half-returning: i think it was a tiger, which is why she was referencing Lil Tygah in the first place
>>85430598I think the 4th one is the most legible? Each has a different mood, so it'd help if you told what the cap is about - though there is fun to be had in not knowing.>>85430855>>85431521There's a fair lot caps with tigers, but this one does mention Tygah. Gold tooth too, which was a thing with those rap caps.It's on the sillier side though.
>>85431884... That is obviously not a tiger, why do I have it saved asa tiger? Bah, it's fine enough as she's still a feline, still changing the filename on my end.Might as well post Lil Tygah herself.
>>85431884you are a legend, that’s exactly the one
>>85431918If I could prevail upon you once more:do you recall a caption of an anthro getting together with a human man who had broken up with his human gf, and the anthro was basically taunting the ex-gf, and a key moment was her laughing that the human woman had never been able to deepthroat the man, whereas her own muzzle meant she could hold his entire cock in her mouth without even needing to use her throat.Kind of a big ask, i know. Either way, thanks for the help with the other.
>>85432341>>85432005Pleasure to be of service, but uh, geez, gonna need a bit more info. There is a LOT of caps about how anthros are better girlfriends for humans (Hoss has made roughly a million of them) so it's a bit harder to narrow down. Was the art of the lady on her phobe, or just standing, or during sex...?Have a RESCUE'D cap, as that's at least in the mood.
>>85432650And the pregquel.
Whoop 8.
>>85428751It's good that you like those stories, because I very much enjoy reading them!Playing fantasy as to how a character who is shown to be competent at some wildly different profession - like mech piloting, world-saving platforming, or street fighting (Final Fighting) - would end up choosing such a career is good fun. I think it's why this Poison one stuck to me; the games' story has a built-in explanation due to a character being a mayor! Going for CODY in said mayoral seat of all characters is also interesting with my limited FF knowledge, but that's a bit less important to the point: Poison as a secretary? Works.>>85429959>I'm sure it would've been practically hypnotizing.Given it's not that long after the era of women's clothing covering them nearly to the ankle? Absolutely. Men had only had a few short decades to get used to seeing LEGS and now they get hit with the SEXY LEGS? I'm surprised anyone survived.
>>85406201Would love to see more HMOFA/Bleached caps, anybody have new/good ones?
>>85406211You went to the beach for some fun in the sun, but that immediately got pushed to the back of your mind when you spotted the short and stacked villain, Mary Dahl. After finally catching you oogling her Mary's eyes take a one way trip to your groin as she notices you're so hyper focused on her body you haven't even bothered to hide the outrageously big bulge in your swim trunks.
>>85432650>>85432692Yeah, I know it was super vague info, the only part I remember 100% was it being I believe a wolf and the throat bit.In any case, thanks for sharing these cool ones.
>>85435631I'll at least try and find ones that haven't been posted in a while - though some of them probably are on the boorus.>>85436099I did try and find it, but outside of reading everything I have saved it's unlikely to be found. Still, if you remember any other details, happen to find the art it featured, or just have other search requests, I'll do my best!
>>85436286And then I forgot to post a cap... anyway, sharing is caring!
>>85436286Do you happen to have any petplay captions? I’ve already run through what the booru has and am hankering.
>>85436716There is SOME, but it's not been too big of a thing - though if you like collars, there's a fair lot of those.
>>85437326Collar stuff is awesome hell yeah dawg
>>85437602It is! Posting an old one.
>>85437864You’re a legend for posting these bruv
>>85435537The Cody thing is canon, he's been mayor of Metro City since Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition.President Haggar pardoned him and gave him a big endorsement. (This part is only semi-canon currently, which is unfortunate, because it is epic.)The secretary outfit Poison is wearing was a design submitted to the Street Fighter V Costume Design contest by Wallace Pires, the same artist who drew the image in the caption. (I think the reason it was rejected was because the tight skirt would be difficult to animate.)
>>85438141Collars and anthros just go so well together...>>85438937Huh. Neat!My knowledge of Cody was freshest back with the guest appearance in Street Fighter 4, where I went "oh yeah, that guy from that beat-em-up series" and thought the handcuff stuff looked rad... and then didn't get the game myself, thus missed all the story stuff.>I think the reason it was rejected was because the tight skirt would be difficult to animateThat makes sense, but is unfortunate.
And with more collars (mentioned, not depicted), a cap I first mistook for >>85431884 due to using the same art!
>>85406211Private lesson with Miss Mordaut goes awry after a slight mishap during an alchemy lesson prior to yours.Despite her barely repressed lust she still holds the demeanor of a cold hag who has enough of this job, and even threatens to give you a failing grade if you manage to knock her up either on purpose or by accident.
>>85406201Your bitch of a boss had it enough with (you) falling short of the quarterly quota, her new "motivation" technique now relies on teasing the hell out of (you). Promising anything from letting you rub one out in her sweaty armpits, shoot a steaming load in between her tits and having her carry it all day to wild weekends of passonate rutting. As lazy as you are you have to admit you're not immune to propaganda... especially if it comes straight out of the mouth of a smoking sexy dino.
Woah, 10.
>>85441251+1 for trying to see if a few orgasms will make the bitchy boss turn more mellow.
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Any Loona ones other than the single one on the booru?
Green-hared girl bump.
>>85406201Requesting caption ideas, and yes every single lady here has their own individual picture but i figured we already have enough hex maniac caps
>>85448851Too fucking fat
>>85435631
>>85448851Anon gets a job as a "teaching assistant" for what he believes is a Pokemon breeding class.Due to a misunderstanding, he did not realize it was actually a completely different kind of breeding he'll be assisting with.
>>85446681A few!
>>85451057And part two.
>>85446681Also, unsure how you searched, but looking up "helluva_boss" on newcapbooru got me a fair lot of Loona.
>>85451790And not a part 2 or part 1, but honestly works as a related cap - commentary on the social dangers of Big Human Cock Addiction.
Loona as supporting cast in this set.
>>85452131And p2.
>>85430498>Rarity not picturedi'm gonna assume that best girl already won and the rest of them are competing for her sloppy seconds
>>85454017FashionHorse is a real treat. I want to upset her with my scruffy "fashion" taste, and make up for it with deep dickings.
>>85454017That's how he paid her
Brats need collars.
>>85456415Part twooo.
Posting a fagshit.
>>85456421Shame there was never a part 3 to this.
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>>85457769It is sad, PixelSketcher's art is pretty great and svelte vixens deserve the BHC.Also, that cap is pretty damn great.
Anyway, humans are posted too, sometimes.(Bleached, if that one Anon wants them)
Needs more robofurs
>>85460521They are pretty great!
One more, then I sleep.
>>85460521>>85461275Patrician taste I see. Warning never got another caption and dogsmith never draw that character again. Sometimes the best things in life are brief.
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Since my last update, I've written four new caption scripts.Two of them have passed through editing with no issues. One of them I want to rewrite from scratch. The last one, I like the first 75% of it, but I want to try redoing the ending.I also polished up two other scripts that I wasn't quite sure about, and now I'm much more confident in them.
>>85458739>>85451790>>85451057Thanks guys, here's some more public use as thanks.
Another green-haired girl bump.
>>85465649>>85465666>hmofa where the predator anthro wife keeps finding female prey animal anthros to have hot threesomes with
>>85448182>>85469170Green-haired girls are a rather specific bump material, but I appreciate them greatly. Have another.>>85463607A whole four scripts? Presumably with the pictures picked out already? Good heavens.I appreciate you carrying the output of these threads on those handsome shoulders of yours.
>>85406211Slappy is seriously regretting coming to this party cause not a soul seems to recognize her, they just want to talk to Bugs Bunny's broad and that Disney rabbit cop. The old squirrel was planning to drown her hazbin sorrows in sparkling champagne until you came along. You're Slappy's biggest fan (especially between your legs), so despite the heavy security, you hopped the fence just to get a chance to meet your favorite star and celebrity crush.
Throat pump bump.
>>85470138Yeah, I always wait until I've decided on an image to start writing. I find that a lot easier than a completely blank canvas.>I appreciate you:)
Uo
>>85406201I don't know how to use that GitHub software, but I've had this idea in a folder forever.Any kind soul want to make it into a proper caption?"""Mao Mao had been approached by several of the palaces nursemaids hoping she would have a solution for their problems.The palace was a place that often had babies from the Queens, consorts and concubines… which required the services of women who had milk to keep the babies fed. This was the near totality of these desperate women’s employment in the palace; to be milk cows to the babies of other women who either could not, or would not, nurse babies from their own teats. Of course Mao Mao was willing to help. There were many herbs and concoctions that were known to aid in “women’s concerns” written in various texts she had seen in both the Verdigris House and the library of the Rear Palace pharmacist quack...She had thought she had found the correct blend of herbs and oils that would as the text said; “increase a ladies fullness for the giving of life and milk”. Naturally she tried it on herself first, as she reasoned that worse case scenario it didn’t work or she might have leaking nipples for a few weeks until the herbal concoction would wear off. However she woke up this morning to find some rather large… side effects. Overnight her breasts grew from near nothingness to each larger than her head, perhaps the largest breasts she’d ever seen, even larger that Consort Lihua who had had one of the largest busts Mao Mao had ever seen… until now. As her huge bosoms rested on her lap she felt a tingling pressure behind her engorged nipples. Oh no… what was she going to do now?
>>85476610Cute! You basically just have a cap there already, but still +1Also milky bump.
>>85406201Judy the bunny bitch pulled you over for no reason, planted illicit substances in your car, and told you if you don't want to spend the rest of your life behind bars she'll ignore your crime if you come to a specific shady hotel room late at night. Against your better judgement you oblige only to find Judy and her milfy mom Bonnie practically naked these bunny bimbos are extorting you to shoot hardcore human'd pornography.
Bnuuy...
Another bun.
>>85406234What a coincidence, new bunny!
>>85482032Ooh, nice! I'd seen that pic on e6 and thought it was right pretty. I'm very very glad those glasses got mentioned, because she looks absolutely adorable with them... even the lack of coverage below.Kiss bnuuy. Bully bnuuy (lovingly).
>>85482208I smashed the two images together so I could have both leather and glasses, cause those big, round cum shields are definitely doing it for me lately.
>>85482231I... think I was too distracted by the womb tattoo to realise there wasn't already a version with glasses + jacket.Also, based - glasses are peak and always necessary.Different bnuuy (without glasses) as a bump. Please don't fall off while I sleep!
>>85477507Did somebody said oyakodon milk?
MILK
>>85483881No, but it is good.
And one more oyakodon.
